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? I don't know how
to tell you ?
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? I don't want to go home ?
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? No, no, no, no
No! ?
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So I'm guessing
you haven't told Sophie
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and Elijah you're leaving at
the end of the semester.
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No, and I'm having a full-on
anxiety attack about it.
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I'm a fritzing mess.
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[sighs] Exhibit A.
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You need to tell them.
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I know it's hard.
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But lying to your friends
clearly isn't helping things.
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I'm not lying.
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I'm just...
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not saying
the truth out loud.
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But I'm saying it in my head.
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And there,
I'm incredibly honest.
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[sighs] Okay.
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-You're right.
-Say that again.
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I need to record this.
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I'm gonna tell Sophie first.
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I just have to find
the perfect time.
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? How will I know? ?
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? It's the perfect time ?
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[grunts]
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Super Strength Fritz, seems
like the perfect time is now.
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Sophie, I have news.
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I have news too.
Can I go first? Thanks!
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Say hello to Mr. Sparkles.
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And this is your cousin?
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I don't know how humans work.
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Mr. Sparkles is my family pet.
I asked my parents to send him
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because I've been missing him
so much.
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I really don't do well
with separation.
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Really? I mean,
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you're at boarding school
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and you seem to be doing okay.
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Yeah, but only because
you're here.
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Boy, if you weren't here...
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Whoa! Could you imagine?
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So, what did you want
to tell me?
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Uh...
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that I want to have
an impromptu dance party.
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Me too! See?
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This is why we make
the best roommates.
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I want this to last forever.
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? Everything is better
When we're together ?
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? Slay, S-L-A-Y ?
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? Stepping out
Into the light ?
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? I have never felt so alive ?
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? Yeah, yeah, yeah ?
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? S-L-A-Y ?
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? Watch me shine,
Shine, shine ?
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? Slay! ?
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I can't believe
you still haven't told them.
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I'm going to tell them
right now.
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Get off my tombstone!
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[all] Surprise!
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On second thought,
maybe later.
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Thank you!
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You remembered
it's my death day!
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Uh, no, but congrats, I think?
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I actually have something
very important to ask V.
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Vampirina Bubonica Hotly,
will you be...
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Be Mr. Sparkle's Godmother!
I'm gonna be the Godfather?
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Blabbermouth, keep it up and you're
gonna be demoted to God uncle.
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Here. The bunny ears
were Sophie's idea.
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No, they weren't.
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What do Godparents do exactly?
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First and foremost,
we're going to
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spoil him rotten.
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All your drip is going
to be 24-karat bling bling.
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A bunny's Godparents help
guide him
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and take care of him
if anything happens to me.
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They are people
I can trust to be there
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for his whole life.
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Ah, yes, his whole life!
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Which in your estimation is longer or
shorter than the end of the semester?
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Mr. Sparkles could live
to be 12.
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He'll definitely be with us
all our years at Wilson.
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Prom, senior pictures,
graduation!
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Ooh, we get to shop
for our little tux!
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Uh, uh, [clears throat]
You know, a cool one.
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Have you considered asking
Britney?
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She seems... nurturing?
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Are we talking about
the same Britney?
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I'm kidding!
Of course I'll do it because,
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duh, we're gonna be
together forever.
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Family photo!
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We're gonna be the best
Godparents ever! Bunny pie!
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That's okay, we'll work on it.
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[? upbeat music playing]
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Our a cappella group just isn't getting
the love it deserves lately.
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Last open mic night,
no one even stayed to see us.
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They all left after the amazing faculty
barbershop quartet sang.
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I only hate them because
I want to be them.
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We have to up our game.
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How can we be less popular
than the people who still
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check their emails on laptops?
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Wait, do you see that picture?
I've never noticed it before.
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Dean Merriweather is posing with the
members of En Rogue.
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-Who's En Rogue?
-They were a very popular girl group
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in the late nineteen hundreds.
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And according to this article
headline,
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Dean Merriweather was one
of the founding members.
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Dean Merriweather was a former
pop girl group performer?
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Now it makes sense.
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You don't get that much confidence with
all that fabulous hair alone.
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It could really plus up our show to
have a star in our midst.
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[clears throat]
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Another star in our midst.
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Off to class you go.
[chuckles]
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Dean Merriweather.
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We were just wondering if you'd join us
in our next Wakapella show.
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There's a solo
you'd be perfect for.
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Oh, you want me to sing?
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A little birdie told us
you have talent.
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Well, that little birdie has a big mouth,
but he's right.
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And the student body could
learn a lot from a seasoned
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performer like you.
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I could use a little
less stank on the word seasoned.
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But they could.
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We're really trying to show up
at the faculty barbershop quartet.
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Ooh. Every Friday, one of them
takes my tuna fish sandwich.
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Miss Kern says it wasn't her,
but her breath says otherwise.
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So, what do you say?
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Oh, well, let me think
about it.
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All done. I'm in.
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That barbershop quartet is going down like
they're students' test scores.
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[all laughing]
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Actually, it's a very serious
problem.
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I probably shouldn't be joking
about it.
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Mr. Sparkles, I could really
use a hug.
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Sophie says you're really good
at cuddling, and I...
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Well... You are really good
at this.
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I know I should tell Sophie
and Elijah I'm leaving,
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but it's so hard.
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And if I tell them,
that'll make it real.
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And I don't want it to be
real.
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I know.
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What if I don't say anything
and just disappear?
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Uh, yeah.
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Kind of like that.
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Okay, hide and seek is over.
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Come out!
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God mama is not amused!
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Oh, no!
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Mr. Sparkles!
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Come back!
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Now I really need a hug!
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Okay, everybody, welcome our new secret
weapon to the group.
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Dean Merriweather.
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[hoarsely] I'm happy
to be here.
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I'm saving the pipes.
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-Let's run your solo. On my mark.
-Hmm-hmm. Let's go.
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[blows horn]
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[all vocalizing]
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? Doo-dah
Dah, dah, dah, doo-dah ?
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? Doo-dah Dah, dah, dah, doo-dah
Dah, dah, dah ?
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That was your entrance.
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Was it?
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Oh, I was enjoying listening
to you so much I must have missed it.
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Hit me again.
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[blows horn]
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[all vocalizing]
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[hoarsely] Lip gloss.
Rip jeans. Lip gloss.
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? Dreams in your backpack
With your ripped jeans ?
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Dreams.
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? Dreams in your leather
When you match the... ?
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Dean Merriweather.
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Maybe you need to warm up
a bit more.
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Oh, good idea.
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[vocalizing out of tune]
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Rip jeans.
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I've never heard sounds
like that.
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I have. In my nightmares.
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? Ripped jeans ?
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Oh, there she is.
There she is.
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? Ripped jeans ?
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Mr. Sparkles?
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Mr. Sparkles?
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[sighs] Hop out, hop out
wherever you are.
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Hey, there's my God bunny.
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I've got lettuce
and a radish medley.
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Oh, this play date is gonna
be hoppin'! Whoo!
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Oh, no. Uh-uh.
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-Don't you say-
-Mr. Sparkles is missing.
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No! I triple-washed
this lettuce.
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I've looked everywhere,
but I can't find him.
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Sophie must be worried sick.
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She would be, if she knew.
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V, you have to tell her
the truth.
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I can't.
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I don't want to worry her
for no reason.
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I'll find him. I just need
a little more time.
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There might be another option.
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You've been holding out on me
with a vampire time machine.
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Please take me to see
the dinos.
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What if we tell Sophie
that you really want to bond
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with your new God bunny
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and you turn your play date
into a sleepover?
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That would buy me some time.
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So there is no time machine.
And do you want me to lie?
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Co-parenting with you?
Not a good idea.
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Look who's back from
his sleepover.
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Mr. Sparkles.
Mama Mr. Funny Bunny.
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-Yes, she did.
-[growling]
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Did he growl?
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Oh, he's probably just hangry.
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You're right.
I'll give him a snack.
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-Here you go.
-[snarling, grunting]
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Whoa! He's never done
that before.
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What?
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That just looks like normal
hungry bunny behavior to me.
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[burps]
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Well, better out than in,
I always say.
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Let's go get breakfast.
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We're dropping out
of the open mic night?
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I ripped my jeans for nothing?
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We didn't have a choice.
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Two of our members are out
with, um, sore throats.
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Yeah, they ba-ba-ba.
Too close to the sun.
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Shoot, I was so looking
forward to our performance.
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We all were.
But these things happen.
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And it's best to just accept it and
move on without any investigation.
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Well... Of course, there'll be
other opportunities down the road.
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Oh, perhaps I could join
the faculty barbershop quartet.
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We'd love that.
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But, uh, darn it.
Quartet means just four.
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Our loss. Hmm.
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Fine.
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But don't be eating my tuna
sandwiches anymore, Kern.
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I can smell the guilt
on your breath.
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[exhales]
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[? soft music playing]
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Here, bunny!
Bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny.
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Where are you?
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Hey, I heard
you found Mr. Sparkles.
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Yeah, it all worked out.
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Let's just accept it and move
on without any investigation.
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V, what did you do?
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Okay. I went on the underworld
wide web and found a business with, well,
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mixed reviews,
but free express shipping.
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And replaced Mr. Sparkles
with a Pooka from Transylvania.
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You replaced my God bunny
with a Pooka?
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-Isn't that a...
-A temperamental, shape-shifting monster
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that can change into
literally anything it interacts with
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or even sees a picture of?
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Yes, it is.
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Technically accurate,
but we could fix our tone.
250
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,958
You better have
an assignment, V.
251
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:52,855
When there's a Pooka
without a clear job to do,
252
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,400
it can shapeshift all the way
to the top.
253
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:57,953
You don't want another Pooka
president, do you?
254
00:12:58,569 --> 00:12:59,737
Another?
255
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,365
It's not a forever solution,
okay?
256
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,075
We will find Mr. Sparkles.
257
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:07,328
V, first, you need
to be honest with Sophie.
258
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:10,748
In fact, you should be
honest with everyone.
259
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,251
About everything!
260
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,004
For the moment,
I prefer to lie.
261
00:13:16,005 --> 00:13:20,132
Now, are you guys gonna
help me look for this rabbit or not?
262
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,092
If we're gonna do it,
we're gonna do it right.
263
00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:24,743
We need ten pounds of arugula
and a portable speaker.
264
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,473
Got it.
What are you gonna play?
265
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:30,143
If you loved him like I do,
you'd know. Go!
266
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,395
[? dramatic music playing]
267
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,528
-What are you doing?
-Whoa!
268
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,322
I'm making a floor salad.
269
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:47,744
I'm glad you're here
because I'm worried about Mr. Sparkles.
270
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,579
He's been acting strange
all day.
271
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,123
Oh? How so?
272
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:54,417
It's hard to describe.
273
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,668
There's just a lot of...
274
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,254
[grunting, snarling]
275
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,008
What he said.
276
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,093
[snarling, chittering]
277
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,931
He's probably just upset
because he's having a baby.
278
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,267
He's having a baby?
279
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,395
Oh, my darkness!
280
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:16,529
Mr. Sparkles shouldn't be able
to do that.
281
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:17,656
[liquid flows]
282
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:20,109
And the baby
shouldn't have horns.
283
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,571
Who is this pregnant impostor?
284
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,240
V, look who I found!
285
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:27,784
Oh, Mr. Sparkles!
286
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,995
He was hiding under the...
Oh, Hazel.
287
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,290
If this is Mr. Sparkles,
288
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,959
who or what is
giving birth right now?
289
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,087
[barks, snarls]
290
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,214
[chittering]
291
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,640
There you go,
the real Mr. Sparkles.
292
00:14:50,641 --> 00:14:53,308
Do you have something
you wanna tell me?
293
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:56,604
You're the worst.
This best Godfather koozie is a lie.
294
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,484
It's not Elijah's fault.
295
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:05,404
I took Mr. Sparkles
out of his cage and he ran away.
296
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:06,948
And then I replaced him with
297
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,074
a shape-shifting Pooka
from Transylvania.
298
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,869
I don't know what that is,
but I am not happy about it.
299
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,583
I was just trying
to protect you.
300
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:17,291
By losing my bunny and then replacing him
with a polka monster?
301
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,425
[both] Pooka.
302
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,051
Whatever.
303
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:23,714
Best friends don't lie to each
other like that.
304
00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:25,675
[snarling]
305
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:27,885
[all screaming]
306
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:29,303
[snarling]
307
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,933
-Why is there another Elijah?
-Yeah, her question.
308
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,604
It's not Elijah.
309
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,065
It's the baby Pooka.
310
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,358
[snarls]
311
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,279
[both scream]
312
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,030
And it can become anything!
313
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,617
[snarling, laughing]
314
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:54,704
I don't run like that, do I?
315
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,914
Not all the time.
316
00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:01,752
Come on, we gotta catch it,
or this could cause a Pooka-pocalypse.
317
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,008
[snarling, laughing]
318
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,468
-Get back here. Come on.
-Wait, wait.
319
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,262
[indistinct conversation]
320
00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:14,807
[snarling]
321
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,893
[all exclaiming]
322
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,937
[both screaming]
323
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,441
What?
324
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,698
[snarls, laughing]
325
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:32,783
Ooh!
326
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:34,827
[guitar strumming]
327
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:39,373
[chittering, snarls]
328
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,342
[laughing]
329
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,387
[exclaims]
330
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:56,182
[grunting]
331
00:16:57,558 --> 00:17:00,394
Don't tell the dean,
the open mic is still on.
332
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,063
You coming to support?
333
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,774
[snarls]
334
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:07,818
[chittering]
335
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:13,741
Wow, you could just say no.
336
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,621
[snarls, grunts]
337
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:22,744
Honestly, this might be my
favorite version of Britney.
338
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,086
Okay, on three.
339
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:26,295
-[groans]
-Three!
340
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:28,673
Oh! We got it!
341
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,383
[chittering]
342
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:34,971
Okay, you and Mama Pooka
are getting sent back.
343
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:38,766
And Dirt's Pooka Paradise
is getting zero stars!
344
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,313
Do I want to know?
345
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,899
Then carry on.
346
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:52,905
Five, six, seven, eight.
347
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,032
[all vocalizing quietly]
348
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,704
? Doo-dah, doo-dah ?
349
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:03,332
Stop, stop, stop. Lacey,
we're trying to hide from the dean.
350
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,126
Not the correct pitch.
351
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:06,669
Now again.
352
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,879
-But better.
-[knocking at door]
353
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,216
Who is it?
354
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:15,051
[Merriweather] Are you rehearsing
in there without me?
355
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,470
Everybody hide!
356
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,021
What's going on in here?
357
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,106
It's nothing personal, Dean.
358
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:29,774
But you can't sing well enough
for the solo.
359
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:33,362
Huh, I don't think you know
what "nothing personal" means.
360
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,491
-We're sorry.
-No, don't be.
361
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:38,743
I mean, it makes sense.
362
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:42,196
I've had no formal training,
and the last time I sang in the shower,
363
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,956
I was evicted
from my apartment.
364
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,918
But I don't get it.
You were a member of En Rogue.
365
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:50,713
You know about that?
I was a dancer.
366
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,007
[all] Oh.
367
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,103
But you hit a diva in the head
with a baton one time.
368
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,554
So you're not upset?
369
00:18:58,638 --> 00:18:59,930
No.
370
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:02,664
I mean, I was really looking
forward to performing,
371
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:05,311
but I just appreciate you kids
giving me the chance.
372
00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:15,863
Wait, Dean.
373
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,281
Yes?
374
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:19,866
I'm sure we could work
something out.
375
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:23,203
Oh, thank goodness, because I didn't think
I was going to recover from this.
376
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:24,664
All right, let's go.
377
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:29,835
Aw, Mama Pooka and Baby Pooka.
It's kind of sweet.
378
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,337
Ugly, but sweet.
379
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,672
[snarling]
380
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:33,923
Okay.
381
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,468
Sophie, I can explain.
382
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,940
Why didn't you just tell me
the truth?
383
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,389
I didn't want to make you sad.
384
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,371
But I realize now that not
coming clean just makes things worse.
385
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:47,812
I am so sorry.
386
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,230
I forgive you.
387
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,815
But I don't want a best friend
who keeps things from me.
388
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:54,151
I know. Which is why...
389
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:56,699
I have one more thing
to confess.
390
00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,156
To both of you.
391
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,533
You do?
392
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,536
I saw my family doctor
393
00:20:03,537 --> 00:20:06,329
and she said I've been away
from other vampires too long.
394
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,039
That's why my powers
have been fritzing.
395
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,583
The only way to stop it is
396
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,585
to go back to Transylvania.
397
00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:13,254
For how long?
398
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,630
Forever.
399
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:17,882
I have to leave school
at the end of the semester,
400
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,552
and I won't be able
to come back.
401
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,804
V, are you serious?
402
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:26,308
I didn't know how to tell you
because...
403
00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:28,226
I just got so wrapped
up in pretending
404
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,037
everything was okay,
but it's not!
405
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,773
I'm not okay.
406
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,068
V...
407
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,695
we got you.
408
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:40,188
I can't believe you've been
holding all that in.
409
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:43,909
[sighs] But now that we know,
410
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,244
we're gonna make the most
of these last few weeks.
411
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,913
Yeah, us first years to watch
412
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,373
are gonna go out strong.
413
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:52,668
I love you guys.
414
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,296
[? soft music playing]
415
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:00,676
-Britney?
-What?
416
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,471
[snarling]
417
00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:06,557
[chitters, laughs]
418
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:10,811
We've got to get a lock
for that cage.
419
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,271
[snarling]
420
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,320
[all clapping and cheering]
421
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:23,031
Thank you, thank you.
We'll be signing autographs
422
00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:24,408
during office hours.
423
00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:29,331
I've decided having
Mr. Sparkles at school
424
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:31,165
wasn't a good idea after all.
425
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:32,917
I'm going to send him
back home.
426
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,377
Honestly,
I'm a little relieved.
427
00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:38,421
Being a Godfather
is an emotional rollercoaster
428
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:40,257
I was not prepared for.
429
00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:43,093
We'll miss you, Mr. Sparkles.
430
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:46,305
Wait, are you sure
that's Mr. Sparkles?
431
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:48,933
I'm kidding!
432
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,351
I think.
433
00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:52,645
[Britney] Nobody leave!
434
00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:55,940
Tonight, Wakapella
has a special guest.
435
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:58,108
You know her, you love her,
436
00:21:58,192 --> 00:22:00,903
and she has access
to your permanent records.
437
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:02,036
So sit down.
438
00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:05,866
And enjoy the show!
439
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:09,370
[all vocalizing]
440
00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:12,998
? Ripped jeans, lip gloss
Strings in your backpack ?
441
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:14,458
? Candy rings, promises ?
442
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:16,168
? Trying to get
that time back ?
443
00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:17,794
? Thought the world
Was yours ?
444
00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:19,420
? Stands in front
Of the mirror ?
445
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:20,673
? Dreaming up the stage ?
446
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:22,566
? Now the world's going
To hear you ?
447
00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:24,885
-[all vocalizing]
-[all cheering]
448
00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:29,014
? Straighten your crown like
Your mama told you ?
449
00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:32,601
? Shining your light
On the road for you ?
450
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:37,147
? Don't let them tell you
It's too late for you to try ?
451
00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:39,233
? You're going to say go ?
452
00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:41,318
? You're going to say go ?
453
00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:45,114
-? You're going to say... ?
-[all vocalizing]
454
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,491
? Don't let them tell you ?
455
00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:53,163
? It's never too late
For you to fly ?
456
00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:56,667
[all clapping and cheering]
457
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:03,674
Oh, take that En Rogue.
458
00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:05,759
And you too, Kern.
459
00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:08,895
[laughs]
460
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:13,100
[? upbeat music playing]
461
00:23:13,150 --> 00:23:17,700
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