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-[wings flapping]
-[raven caws]
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Ooh! A Raven Gram
from the Vampire Council!
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Thanks, Simone!
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Tell your ma I said "caw caw!"
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The Vampire Council thinks
something happened to the gargoyle,
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since he never reported back to them.
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[gasps] Uh-oh!
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They're sending
Councilman Eugene here to collect him.
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Think they'll notice Stoney
got a little banged up?
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Only if they have eyes.
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We never figured out
where this red stone goes.
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I wish he could still talk.
He could tell us.
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It's good he can't.
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He knows way too many
of your secrets.
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I don't have that many secrets.
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Sophie and Elijah
know you're a vampire,
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there's multiple Van Helsings
at the school,
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and you also happen
to have a big crush on-
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Demi!
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That's a secret
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[softly] To no one.
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Well, the most important thing
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is that the Vampire Council
doesn't find out I'm fritzing,
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or else they'd make me
go back to Transylvania.
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At least you're seeing
Dr. Lugosi today.
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"Doctor to the monster-stars."
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You know, I ran into Bigfoot
in the lobby once,
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They should call him "Big Butt."
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Hopefully she can cure my fritzing.
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But I am so not looking
forward to the way she over-shares.
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Such a gossip!
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Let's talk about it.
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Did you hear
her werewolf boyfriend got fleas?
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[gasps]
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Pickles did what?
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Mmm.
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I always knew that werewolf was a dog.
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[wings flapping]
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[Vee singing] ? Ooh, it's supernatural ?
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? The way I flap along ?
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? Don't meet a bat
like me too ofte... ?
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Oh, bats!
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[screaming]
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[thuds]
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[clicks tongue] See,
this is why I take the bus.
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Whew!
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-Vee?
-Billie?
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[both] What are you doing here?
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[singing] ? Slay! S-L-A-Y ?
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? Stepping out into the light ?
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? I have never felt so alive
Yeah, yeah, yeah ?
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? S-L-A-Y ?
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? Watch me shine, shine, shine ?
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? Slay! ?
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I can't believe we just
randomly ran into each other.
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The last time I saw you was the summer
you got kicked out of Camp Creepy Lake.
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Oh, right! They sent me over
to Camp Freaky Lake,
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then Camp Spooky Lake.
Oh, and I finally finished at Camp...
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[screams]
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Where if you don't lose your voice,
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you didn't do it right.
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So what are you doing
crash-landing in the Wizard World?
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I'm on my way to Dr Lugosi's.
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Ugh, she's such a gossip.
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-Did you hear about Pickles?
-Oh!
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He is totally in the doghouse.
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He's gonna have to change
the address on his collar.
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Woof.
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But I have to go.
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My powers have been fritzing.
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That explains the face plant.
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Wait! I can fix you
with a spell if you want.
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Yes, I want!
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Why go see Dr Lugosi
when my wizard friend can abra-ca-do it?
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-Exactly. The Wizternet and I are on it.
-[giggles]
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Okay, Woogle,
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give me a spell
to make a vampire stop fritzing.
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[phone chimes]
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Hmm, this one's tricky.
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For this spell, I'll need
three other people to sing it with me
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and a chocolate cake.
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Good thing I happen to
know a few singers.
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-What's the cake for?
-Me!
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You try doing magic hangry. Phew!
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[? hip-hop music playing over speaker]
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? Uh, uh ?
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? Uh ?
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[music stops] Get to the flow E-man.
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You don't get paid by the "uh."
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Elijah, why aren't you ready
for the Renaissance Faire?
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The horse and carriage have been
waiting in the quad for like an hour.
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It's getting messy.
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Oh, man, Britney.
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I completely forgot.
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You forgot? How?
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We go every year.
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And you know how much I enjoy
shouting at the peasants from my throne.
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You shout at people here every day.
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Quiet, peasant!
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Come on, Elijah, let's go.
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I'm... I'm sorry. It's just...
We're working on Sophie's new mix
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and we only have
the rehearsal room today.
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Really?
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Fine!
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I'll just tell the peasants
that we're not coming.
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There'll be no one
to make them feel inferior.
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That's on you.
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[door slams shut]
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That hair flip had
even more attitude than normal, didn't it?
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Yeah. That hair is coming for you.
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-[Billie screams]
-Whoa!
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[Demi] Billie?
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I haven't seen you since Camp... [screams]
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Oh, yeah... [laughs]
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Dang. Oof, you've gotten strong.
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You been doing dead lifts?
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All my lifts are dead.
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[Billie] Wow, there's something wrong
with that mirror.
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It's like walking through a milkshake.
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Ooh, speaking of, where's my cake?
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Uh, how'd it go with Dr Lugosi?
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Uh, actually, there's been
a change in plans.
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Hey, Vee, we're going to lunch.
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Oh, hi!
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Who's your friend
and why is she in our safe space?
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This is Billie. She's a wizard.
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-Vee!
-Oh, sorry,
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but you can trust Sophie and Elijah.
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They know I'm a vampire.
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She blew that secret, too.
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Wait. Are you DJ PJ?
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Like, the DJ PJ?
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Oh, you're the only mortal DJ I listen to.
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And that's a big deal
because I have great taste.
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-[camera shutter clicks]
-Whoa, Sophie,
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Are you famous?
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Don't look so surprised.
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I put some tracks online.
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My aura extends all the way to...
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Where do you live, Billie?
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-Staten Island.
-Staten Island.
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Uh, guys, is there something
going on with my eye?
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[electricity crackling]
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Uh, either you're fritzing
or you're about to turn left.
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[sighs] Well, luckily,
Billie has a spell that can fix me.
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I do?
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Oh, right! I do.
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Um, can any of you carry a tune?
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I sang at my funeral. [chuckles]
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There wasn't a dry eye in the house.
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Once they got past the screaming,
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You're twisted.
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Oh, I've missed you.
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Okay, here's the lyrics.
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So, for this spell,
all you gotta do is sing along.
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-Leave the magic to me
-Magic? [scoffs]
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You haven't heard my voice yet.
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Well, then let's get started.
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-Three, two...
-[electricity crackling]
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[singing] ? Her spooky powers
are acting slow ?
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? They need a boost to help them grow ?
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? So stop the fritzing
Make it quick ?
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? Let her live ?
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? Do the trick ?
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-[wand swooshes, chimes]
-[breathing heavily]
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[chuckling]
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-You did it!
-I always do.
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Except for when I don't.
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[sneezes]
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What in the underworld was that?
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[clicks tongue] I think you just sneezed.
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[thumping]
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Do you hear that thumping?
"Ba-boom, ba-boom."
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I don't hear anything.
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I think my heart's beating.
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"Let her live, do the trick."
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Oh, no!
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You're alive!
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Billie, you turned me human!
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Ugh, one of you guys must have
sung off-key. [chuckles awkwardly]
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[sighs] I can't believe
this happened in front of DJ PJ.
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Billie, you have to fix this.
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Look... I mean, technically, I did fix it.
You're not fritzing.
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Yeah, I abra-ca-blew it.
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Vee, you can't meet
Councilman Eugene like this.
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The Vampire Council
doesn't trust humans,
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especially ones who know where
their secret headquarters are.
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Yeah, it's under that haunted castle
next to that cute cemetery.
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[all] Vee!
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What is wrong with me?
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It's okay.
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I'll ask Woogle for a spell to fix this.
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[phone chimes, whooshes]
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Phew! Eight hundred results
to choose from.
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This is gonna take a minute.
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Okay, so I'm gonna be
in this heart-beating meat suit
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a little longer.
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Sophie, what's a cool human thing
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I can do while we wait?
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Uh... Ooh!
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Sometimes, you'll stand
in front of a fridge,
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not knowing why you opened it.
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And then suddenly, you're fist deep
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in a bag of shredded cheese.
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[chuckles]
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Or we can eat outside
in the sun for a change.
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Because now you can.
You know,
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without your skin
catching fire.
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Okay, that could
help distract me. [chuckles]
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Billie, let me know
when you find something.
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Okay, I'm not catching fire,
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but why is my forehead crying?
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That's just sweat.
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Your armpits are gonna cry too.
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Be prepared.
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[sighs] After eating all this garlic food,
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my human stomach
is definitely mad at me.
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[farts]
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[sighs in relief]
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That's better.
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What? What just happened?
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You, um,
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contributed to climate change.
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Guys, I've got the reversal spell.
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Oh, thank Darkness.
I need my fangs back.
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This one's also a four-part harmony,
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but we need someone
who can belt a high E.
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How about you, Mr. Magic?
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[in deep voice] Yeah, so,
I'm more of a baritone.
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We only know
one person who can do that.
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Elijah, go ask her.
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No. She flipped her hair at me.
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That's Britney for
"sleep with one eye open."
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[scoffs]
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A double flip?
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You're so dead.
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Demi's gonna sing at your funeral.
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Pretty please with a maggot on top?
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Eugene's coming,
and I need to be a vampire.
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[sighs] All right, fine.
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But if I don't come back, tell my story.
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Good luck with the girl I don't know,
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guy I just met,
at the school I don't go to!
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-Hey, Brit-Brit.
-No.
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Look, I... I need your help.
It's really important.
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I have to sing this, uh,
new song with Sophie,
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and we need someone
who can hit a high E.
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You know who also needed my help?
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The Ren Faire peasants.
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They said, "We need
a beautiful queen to tell us what to do."
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And you took that away from them.
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[grunting]
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[groans] Ow!
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That's your fault too!
255
00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:58,199
Okay... [chuckles]
We're gonna be fine.
256
00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,616
But Councilman Eugene is here,
257
00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:00,993
and he wants
to meet you and Stoney
258
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,245
at the top of the old
Wilson Hall Clocktower right now.
259
00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:05,081
-How is that fine?
-It's not!
260
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,695
It just sounded better than,
"Okay, we're hosed."
261
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,544
Don't worry.
262
00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:11,295
You go meet up with him
and stall,
263
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:14,186
and I'll get the spell figured out
to switch you back ASAP.
264
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:15,515
[Vee exhales]
265
00:11:15,516 --> 00:11:17,718
We'll have to put on
the performance of a lifetime
266
00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,039
until you're undead again.
267
00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:22,265
Vee Hauntley,
can you act like a vampire?
268
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,684
It's the role I was born to play.
269
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,941
[Vee panting]
270
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:36,112
Ah, old Demetrius, Young Vampirina.
271
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,448
May darkness be upon you.
272
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,074
[sighs] Yeah, yeah.
273
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,242
Curse upon you as well.
274
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:45,914
Why didn't you fly in
instead of taking all of those stairs?
275
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,625
[hesitating] Um...
276
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,336
I didn't want to risk
being seen by any humans.
277
00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:52,469
Ah, smart.
278
00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,324
Is that garlic I smell on your breath,
279
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,009
Girl.
280
00:11:58,092 --> 00:11:59,636
Of... Of course not.
281
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,179
I'm a vampire.
282
00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:04,182
And the... garlic smell
283
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:07,352
is all a part of the human ruse, Eugene.
[chuckles nervously]
284
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:08,603
I beg your pardon?
285
00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:11,064
It's Councilman Eugene.
286
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,358
I also go by Spike.
287
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:14,641
That's my cool nickname.
288
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,327
Is it?
289
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:21,699
Now, reveal to me the gargoyle?
290
00:12:22,721 --> 00:12:25,577
[Councilman Eugene laughs]
291
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:29,916
Yes, my closest friend,
Gargoyle Number Five.
292
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,669
Um...
293
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:34,921
You look different.
294
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,840
Um, he's had a little work done,
295
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:41,234
but I personally think
he's pulling it off. [chuckles nervously]
296
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,137
Why isn't he speaking?
297
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,139
Ah... [laughs]
298
00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:48,559
He just doesn't have his blood stone.
299
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,103
[chuckles] Silly me.
300
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,114
Blood stone?
301
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,378
So that's where that thing goes.
302
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,155
[Stoney] Finally, I can talk.
303
00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:03,658
Uh-oh, he knows all my secrets.
304
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:06,411
[Stoney] Eugene,
Vee has so many secrets.
305
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:08,712
Um,
306
00:13:08,713 --> 00:13:10,747
what do you mean,
Gargoyle Number Five?
307
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,166
We gotta do something.
308
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,752
She's not even a vampire anymore.
309
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,631
-[swooshes]
-What?
310
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,801
No!
311
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:24,721
Ooh, look what you did.
312
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:28,433
My dear, dear friend,
Gargoyle Number Four.
313
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:29,983
-Five.
-Five.
314
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:32,652
I'm sorry.
315
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,605
Well, have a safe flight back.
316
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:35,739
We gotta go.
317
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,776
Slow your undead roll.
318
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,697
Vampirina Bubonica Hauntley,
319
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:47,535
What's this about you no longer being...
320
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:49,871
a vampire?
321
00:13:54,451 --> 00:13:56,918
Man, what are we gonna do?
322
00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,713
How are we gonna save Vee?
323
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,590
I tried to hit that high E.
324
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,593
But as we all know, I'm a baritone.
325
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,726
[both] We know.
326
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:08,723
All right, I'm here.
327
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:10,482
I don't want to be,
328
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:13,436
but I'm too good of a friend
and a singer.
329
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,272
You came. Thank you.
330
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:17,823
Who are you?
331
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,776
Never mind. I don't care.
332
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,820
You must be Britney.
333
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,697
You're exactly as described.
334
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:26,824
All press is good press.
335
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:30,139
Where's the music for your little song?
336
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,761
How are we going to
keep your magic a secret from Britney?
337
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,626
I have an idea.
338
00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:38,878
Okay, circle up
339
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,713
and turn your backs to each other.
340
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,132
It's for the acoustics.
341
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:46,677
-That's a music word, right?
-Yeah.
342
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:50,138
I assume you need help
with the starting note?
343
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:51,189
Acoustics!
344
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,477
[pitch pipe playing]
345
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:57,730
[all singing] ? Darkness calls
and creatures creep ?
346
00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:00,983
? Wake thy powers from their sleep ?
347
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,822
How did I not see it?
348
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,074
I mean, refusing to fly,
349
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,201
that garlic stench,
350
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:13,663
That hormonal teenage attitude.
351
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,249
Somehow, you've become...
352
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,091
a human.
353
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,176
[scoffs] Pssh!
354
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,420
Me? Human?
355
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,214
No way.
356
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,347
[burps]
357
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,344
Prove you're a vampire.
358
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,722
If you can't,
then I will turn you in to the Council.
359
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,440
Ooh, maybe they'll throw me a parade.
360
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:37,228
Eugene Day. No... Spike Day.
361
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,064
She's a vampire!
362
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:43,234
I swear on her grave, which she has.
363
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,486
That's right. I'm a no-blooded,
364
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,780
never-living, bug eating vampire.
365
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:49,748
I don't believe you.
366
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,649
-[growls softly]
-[gasps]
367
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,668
What are you doing?
368
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,371
If you're truly a vampire,
369
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:56,831
you could turn into a bat
370
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,916
or... or levitate when I drop you.
371
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,126
If you're human...
372
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,795
oh, you'll get quite the ouchie.
373
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,097
[whooshing]
374
00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:12,180
? Restore the bat
Restore the bite ?
375
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:15,016
? Return the fangs and glowing sight ?
376
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:18,728
? Before the day has taken flight ?
377
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:24,734
? Bring back
our creature of the night ?
378
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,944
[? Britney sustaining note]
379
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:30,364
By the thrice count,
I will release my hold.
380
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:31,574
[laughs menacingly]
381
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,827
[gasps] Put me down, Eugene!
382
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:35,961
Three...
383
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,255
Two...
384
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,340
One!
385
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:42,043
[wand swooshes, chimes]
386
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:45,971
[sighs in relief]
387
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,850
We really just keep
cutting it closer and closer.
388
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:55,848
Did somebody ask for a vampire?
389
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,975
Yes, I... I'm sorry, Vee.
390
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,851
[chuckles awkwardly] My... My vampir-osity
391
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,020
got the better of me.
392
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,238
Oh, no.
393
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:06,162
What... What am I gonna
tell the Council about the gargoyle?
394
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:07,860
I'll never be a Spike.
395
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,113
Tell you what, Gene.
396
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,874
If you tell the Council
Stoney ran away with a garden gnome,
397
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:16,376
we'll back you up.
398
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,086
Perfect.
399
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:19,872
Thank you. [chuckles]
400
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:22,416
And, um, sorry again for, uh,
401
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,910
trying to give you an ouchie.
That's... That's on me.
402
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:29,131
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go.
403
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,265
This...
404
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,031
This new world makes me itchy.
405
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,054
[wings flapping]
406
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:36,896
We did it!
407
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,017
Billie, thank you.
408
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:41,776
You're welcome.
409
00:17:41,777 --> 00:17:44,104
So now can we have
some chocolate cake?
410
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:46,455
Because I think I deserve
some chocolate cake.
411
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:47,900
[all chuckling]
412
00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:50,383
[? Britney sustaining note]
413
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:52,984
[singing continues]
414
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,660
? Yeah ?
415
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,037
Does she know we stopped singing?
416
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,372
Does she care?
417
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,876
Wasn't there someone else here?
418
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,577
Wouldn't be the first time
my talent scared somebody away.
419
00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,592
You're welcome, Elijah. [grunts]
420
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:21,941
[Elijah] Hey.
421
00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:24,979
-Can I sit?
-If you must.
422
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,031
Uh...
423
00:18:28,032 --> 00:18:30,900
Thank you for doing that today,
424
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:33,154
And I'm really sorry
I blew off our plans
425
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:34,807
to go to
the Renaissance Faire.
426
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,721
It's not just about the faire.
427
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:41,536
You're always
hanging out with Vee, Sophie, and Demi.
428
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,708
It feels like we're growing apart.
429
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,502
No, no, no, no, no, wait. We're not.
430
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,838
I could never grow apart from you.
431
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:52,472
I see it more as...
432
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,835
our worlds expanding, you know?
433
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,351
Yeah.
434
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,735
I guess that's what happens
when you get older.
435
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,766
That and you finally get
your trust fund money.
436
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,018
[laughs] The Hightower way.
437
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:08,273
I'm not saying to spend
less time with them.
438
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:09,698
It's just...
439
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,543
We came to this school together.
440
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:14,862
I don't want to forget...
441
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:16,947
this.
442
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,115
We won't.
443
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,076
-And do you know why?
-Why?
444
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,655
Because you're my oldest friend.
445
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,607
You'll always be my day one.
446
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,876
Well, we are the beautiful people.
447
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:30,586
[laughs]
448
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:32,639
When you right, you right.
449
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,633
[exhales] Your Highness?
450
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,094
-Day one.
-Mmm-hmm.
451
00:19:41,075 --> 00:19:45,934
Hanging out with you
is always an adventure, Billie.
452
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,603
Yep, that's like, my whole brand.
453
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,606
Oh, before I forget,
454
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,680
Sophie wanted me
to give you something.
455
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:56,153
[gasps] Autographed DJ PJ PJ's?
456
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,807
Oh, I love them!
Tell her I said...
457
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,435
[calmly] They're alright.
458
00:20:00,436 --> 00:20:02,826
-[laughs]
-[electricity crackling]
459
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:03,911
Whoo! [chuckles]
460
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:06,956
Um... Uh, what's happening there?
461
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:09,758
[sighs]
462
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,127
Just another fritz.
463
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,260
Oh.
464
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,754
I'm sorry I couldn't fix that.
465
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,715
I hope Dr Lugosi can sort it out.
466
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:16,924
Me too.
467
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:20,218
Oh, maybe I can visit you
in Staten Island sometime?
468
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,888
Yes. And you can tell me
all about that Elijah.
469
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:25,182
I think he likes you.
470
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,393
Okay, okay, okay, you've got to go.
471
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:28,526
[Billie chuckles]
472
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,645
-Bye.
-Bye.
473
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,694
-[strains]
-What's wrong?
474
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:40,470
I still think there's
something up with this mirror.
475
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,213
Just be careful, okay?
476
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,001
[Vee chuckles]
477
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,123
[chiming]
478
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:51,084
-[cracking]
-[gasps]
479
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,837
Uh-oh!
Demi's not gonna be happy.
480
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,310
I'll tell him a garden gnome did it.
481
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,511
Uh-oh. Hmm.
482
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,049
[? eerie music playing]
483
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,609
[wolf howling in distance]
484
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,654
So after
I won Doctor of the Year,
485
00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:24,116
Pickles, my werewolf boyfriend,
came crawling back,
486
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,327
got down on one paw and...
487
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:27,620
proposed!
488
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:29,205
[screaming]
489
00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:34,585
Congrats! He did good, girl.
490
00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:37,046
Yeah. The only problem is
he keeps burying it
491
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,589
in the backyard.
492
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:42,468
Uh, Dr. Lugosi, about my fritzing?
493
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,762
Right, sure, your thing. Um...
494
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:49,725
I was stalling
because I don't have good news.
495
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,895
[sobbing] Oh, not my Vee!
496
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:55,446
It's okay.
497
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:57,403
Being a ghost isn't that bad.
498
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:01,074
Just make sure you really
like the outfit you die in.
499
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:03,697
-I'm gonna be a ghost?
-No, no.
500
00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:05,366
But the reason you're fritzing
501
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:08,117
is because you've been away
from Transylvania too long.
502
00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:13,249
See, young vampires maintain their powers
by being around other vampires.
503
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,750
[chuckling] Oh!
504
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,461
So she just needs
to go back home for a little while.
505
00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:21,382
Phew! That's good
because this is not your best look,
506
00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:24,510
Oh, you are... adorable!
507
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:28,097
But you are not
Doctor of the Year. [chuckles]
508
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:29,890
No, what I'm saying is...
509
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:31,774
Vee has to move home.
510
00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:33,776
Forever.
511
00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:39,567
And if I don't, what will happen?
512
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:44,989
You could lose your powers,
or, you know, worse.
513
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:46,664
[exhales]
514
00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:48,166
What?
515
00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:51,244
But why would
the Vampire Council let me leave
516
00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:53,045
if they knew that this could happen?
517
00:22:53,046 --> 00:22:54,956
You're the first teenage vampire
518
00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:57,626
they allowed to leave
Transylvania in centuries.
519
00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:00,170
I mean,
no one knew this was gonna happen.
520
00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:03,235
I'd say you have
till the end of the semester.
521
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:07,177
So I have to leave Wilson Hall.
522
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:10,264
I'm afraid so. [clicks tongue]
523
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:11,682
Oh, sweetie.
524
00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:14,894
Would a cockroach lolly
make you feel any better?
525
00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:22,764
-Better make that a dozen.
-[Lugosi] Aw.
526
00:23:22,765 --> 00:23:24,569
Actually, vampire cavities are hard-
527
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:27,205
Enough doctor talk, Lugosi,
the girl needs roaches.
528
00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:31,756
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