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- Hey, fellas! Fellas!
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You wanna know what time
I woke up this morning?
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- What time?
- Around six-seven!
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all: Six-seven!
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- Oh, hey, Annie. Ladies.
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Did you guys do your homework
last night?
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I tried to, but I got stuck on
problems six and seven!
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all: Six-seven!
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Hey, Eric!
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- I know, Butters. I know.
Don't do it to me.
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It's too funny.
- But I just did a six-seven
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with Annie and Megan
at the same time!
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- Yeah, five minutes ago
I snuck up on Wendy
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and totally six-seven'd
her from behind.
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- Wow!
- Hey, Scott.
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How's your diabetes, man?
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- My diabetes?
- Yeah, what's your A1C at?
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- 6.7.
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all: Six-seven!
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Oh, my God.
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So fucking funny.
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- All right, everyone,
listen up.
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I've gotten a lot of reports
of disruptions in the classroom
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and some satanic numerology
shit going on.
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So I want to remind you this is
a Power Christian school,
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and I am
a Power Christian Principal,
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and we will be PC!
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So now I want you to hear
from someone
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who is the highest authority
on Biblical prophecies.
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This person is an absolute
expert on the end of days
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and the coming
of the Antichrist.
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Please welcome Mr. Pete Thiel.
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- ♪ Peter Thiel
knows about the Antichrist ♪
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♪ Peter Thiel knows about
the Antichrist ♪
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- ♪ I'm Peter Thiel and I know
about the Antichrist ♪
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♪ Let's learn about
the Antichrist today ♪
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- ♪ Today
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Hello, kids, I'm Peter Thiel,
and I'm here to talk to you
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about the Antichrist!
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OK, so first,
what is the Antichrist?
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The Antichrist is a newer,
more human form of Satan
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that will soon walk the Earth.
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We don't know how soon
it will walk the Earth,
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but it could be within
the next six to seven weeks.
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Six-seven!
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- Uh, kay.
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Uh, you see,
Satan was a fallen angel
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and God punished him,
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and to make sure that Satan
could never have offspring,
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the Lord God did shrink
Satan's asshole
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to the size
of a tiny, little pinhole
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so nothing could ever penetrate
and ejaculate inside of it.
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So Satan could never
have a butt baby until
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along came Mr. Donald Trunp,
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whose penis is so teeny,
teeny tiny
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it could actually fit
in Satan's asshole.
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How small is
Donald Trump's penis?
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Somewhere between six and seven
centimeters.
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Six-seven!
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- Hey, look, this is very
important, people.
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OK, the Antichrist is coming.
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The Bible refers to the eagle,
which refers to America,
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the fourth seal broken,
and hell coming to Earth.
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It's right here
in Revelations 6...
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six-seven.
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Six-seven!
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Good, and breathe in
through your nose.
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And out through your mouth.
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In--two, three four.
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And exhale--two, three, four.
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Good.
Let your shoulders soften.
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Let your jaw relax.
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Now gentle pressure on the hips
as your partner exhales.
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Good.
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- This is so boring!
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- How about you shut up
and do your job?
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- Ah, come on, Satan!
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How about we just go home
and fuck?
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We haven't had sex in forever.
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- That's because it's bad
for the baby.
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- Yeah, but fuck the baby.
This is stupid!
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- Did you just say
"fuck the baby"?
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- Hey, relax, guy.
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I didn't mean like
really fuck the baby!
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- No, you know what?
You can just go home.
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I'll finish this myself.
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You can go home
and jack off if you want.
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Perfect.
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- Hello, boss!
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- Ah! Shit!
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- Good news, boss,
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we just shut down
another abortion clinic.
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- Oh, yeah, great.
That's great.
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- Yes, boss.
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You've made all the Christians
so happy.
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Of course, there is still
one more clinic
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that will still perform
abortions
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right here in town.
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- There is?
- Oh, yes.
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How unfortunate
that some babies
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will not be able to be born.
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As Christians, we can't allow
this to continue.
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Perhaps you should go speak
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with this abortion doctor
personally.
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- Yeah. Yeah!
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Come on.
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- PC Principal,
do you have a minute?
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- Sure, Jesus.
What do you need?
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- I'm starting to wonder
if I really fit in here.
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- Course you fit in.
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This school's been a cesspool
of heathen left-wing
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little bitches, and only our
faith is gonna set them right.
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- Could I ask exactly
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what branch of Christianity
are you?
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- The kind that
loves his country
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and doesn't tolerate
any fucking fags.
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- Yeah, see, I-I really think
I don't belong here.
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- Look, I understand
it's a tough transition.
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You know,
the vice principal here
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had the same conflict as you,
but she's really come around.
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- The vice principal?
Your wife?
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- That's right.
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Can you send in Strong
Christian Woman, please?
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She was saying this wasn't
the place for her anymore,
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but just this last weekend,
she converted to Christianity.
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- You wanted to see me?
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- Yeah, Strong Christian Woman,
I was just telling Jesus
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here about our faith.
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- Oh, yes, it's been
such a blessing.
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- She converted on Saturday.
What do you think, huh?
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You ever seen a more Christian
chick in your fucking life?
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- Never.
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- Look,
I know it's a hard adjustment,
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but just stick with it,
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and you're gonna fit in here
just fine, Jesus.
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- Everything go good at school
today, honey?
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Yep, yep. School was good.
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School was pretty good.
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- Is everything OK, honey?
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- Yeah. Everything's fine.
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It's fine.
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Mom? Uh, could I--
could I ask you something?
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- Sure, Eric.
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- Do you know, um--
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do you know on average,
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um, at what age kids
lose their baby teeth?
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- Oh, I'm not sure, Eric.
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I guess usually around
six, seven?
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OK.
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- Eric, what?
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- No, nothing. Nothing.
I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I was just, uh--
I was just, um--
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I was just thinking about
your menstrual cycle.
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- My menstrual cycle?
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- Yeah, I was just wondering
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when you actual menstruate,
Mom.
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Like, roughly, how many days
does that last?
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- Well, Eric,
it's usually around
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six to seven days
that a woman--
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Oh. Oh.
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- Eric? Sweetie?
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- Eric, what is going on?
This keeps happening.
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- Mom, Mom,
you gotta tell me something.
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- Of course, honey.
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Roughly how many nights--
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have I been throwing up
at dinner?
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- I-I don't know, Eric.
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It's probably been
six or seven nights--
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- Hey, Jesus,
get your stuff, man.
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We're going out for drinks.
- What?
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- Look,
I know it's been hard for you
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trying to adjust here
and everything,
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so the wife and I were talking
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and we found
a nice Christian lady
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we're gonna set you up with.
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- Oh, I don't think so.
Thanks, but--
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- Oh, come on, man.
She's a really great woman,
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and she just converted
to Christianity.
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My wife met her at the same
place that she became Christian.
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So then I was like,
"You know what?
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I need a new direction
in my life.
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It's like I just got so sick of
everyone being such a pussy
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all the time,
and all this woke garbage
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and women trying to be men.
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So I just started reading
the Bible, you know?
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I mean, I didn't actually
read the Bible,
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but I listened to
a lot of podcasts.
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And once I went through
my transition, I was like,
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"This is great,"
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only now, guys are always
checking out my Christianity.
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- Sorry,
could you all excuse me?
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I need to go to the bathroom.
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- Sure thing, Jesus.
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- He seems nice.
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- Miss Davidson?
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Miss Coco Slutty Davidson?
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- Oh, yeah, that's me!
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I'm Coco Slutty Davidson.
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I'm just here
to get an abortion.
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- The doctor's right in here...
ma'am.
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- Hey, doc!
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All right, listen,
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I need you to perform an
abortion, but it's not for me.
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It's for my partner.
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And you can't tell anyone,
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not even my partner.
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- How am I supposed to do that?
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- Well, you're gonna come
with me, see,
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and we're gonna sneak
into my house,
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and you're gonna suck that thing
out while everyone's asleep.
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- You house wouldn't happen
to be white, would it?
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- Hey! How do you know that?
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- Look, Mr. President,
I've seen the news.
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If you got Satan pregnant,
that's your responsibility.
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- Well, it's your
responsibility now!
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Or else I'll sue you,
how about that?
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- Even if I wanted
to help you, sir,
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I have no idea
how to perform an abortion
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on the offspring of Satan.
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To do that, you'd need some kind
of expert on the Antichrist.
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♪ Peter Thiel knows
about the Antichrist ♪
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♪ Peter Thiel knows
about the Antichrist ♪
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- ♪ I'm Peter Thiel and I know
about the Antichrist ♪
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All right, listen,
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you people have a very serious
problem here.
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Your students appear to be in
some kind of cult
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involving the numbers six
and seven.
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- All right,
so what should we do?
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- I'm going to need access to
all your school's private data--
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school records, health records,
and of course,
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all security cameras.
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- Oh, no, look,
I don't think we need it--
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- Is this really
what we've come to?
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Freely handing people's
personal data over
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to some tech billionaire
preaching shit about the Bible?
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- You got a problem with Jesus, bro?
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- Come on, man, you became a
Christian like three months ago.
251
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- Yeah,
I've got fucking faith, dude!
252
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:21,942
What do you have,
you little bitch?
253
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:23,160
You wanna throw down, bro?
254
00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:24,814
- OK, hey, hey, hey--
255
00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:25,946
- You wanna see what it feels
like to talk shit
256
00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:27,251
about Christians, dude?
257
00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:30,167
- I'll kick your heathen ass,
bro!
258
00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:45,226
- All right, just try
to be still, Eric.
259
00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:47,184
- Doctor,
could I ask a question?
260
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- Of course.
261
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,535
About how long--
262
00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:52,102
do you need me to be still?
263
00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:53,974
- Just about ten seconds, Eric.
264
00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:54,931
- OK.
265
00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:58,805
So how long now?
266
00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:00,328
- Just another six, seven
seconds, Eric--
267
00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:11,034
- I'm sorry, Mrs. Cartman,
but we can't pinpoint
268
00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:12,688
the source of his illness.
269
00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:17,214
- If he continues to vomit
this much daily,
270
00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:19,260
I'm afraid it could be
life threatening.
271
00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:21,044
- But, doctor,
272
00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:23,873
if I'm not able
to keep any food down,
273
00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:26,876
roughly how long would it take--
274
00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:29,792
roughly how long would it take
for the human body to die?
275
00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:32,012
- Eric, I'm gonna be very honest
with you.
276
00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:33,840
Without sufficient nutrients,
277
00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:35,755
the body shuts down
after six to seven weeks.
278
00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,678
- Excuse me, that's my computer.
279
00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:49,203
- Yes. And your computer
has all the personal data
280
00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:51,031
of the students here.
- It's OK, Jesus,
281
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,510
Peter Thiel knows
what he's doing.
282
00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:54,512
- I've downloaded all
the students' information
283
00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:57,254
and loaded them into an
AI face detection program
284
00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:59,648
so the school's security cameras
can watch their every move.
285
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,519
Now look.
286
00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:03,521
Two students passing each other
in the hallway.
287
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:06,611
They give each other the sign--
six, seven.
288
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:08,918
Exactly 67 seconds later,
289
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:12,182
this odd parka-wearing child
makes the same gesture.
290
00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:14,706
And then
inside the girls bathroom,
291
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:17,100
two girls doing the same thing.
292
00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:20,538
- Wait, why is there a camera
inside the girls bathroom?
293
00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:23,063
- To stop the Antichrist.
294
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:25,195
Now I'm following the lead
on this girl here.
295
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:28,503
She went home
to 67 Mala Vista Drive.
296
00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:30,331
Going through her family's
medical records,
297
00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:33,073
I found that her father has
testicular cancer
298
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:36,990
and 67 days ago,
had one testicle removed.
299
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,514
- That really feels like
none of our business.
300
00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:41,168
- I don't know how
I'm supposed to work
301
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,518
with Nosy Nancy peering over
my shoulder all the time.
302
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:45,085
- Jesus, let's you and me
have a quick chin wiggle
303
00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:46,390
out in the hall.
304
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:56,313
- I'm getting close.
305
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,360
I almost have the key
to stop it from happening.
306
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:03,538
- We are running out of time,
Mr. Thiel.
307
00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,975
The Antichrist is coming.
308
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:10,284
Satan is shopping for
baby strollers as we speak.
309
00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:13,200
- If I'm going to learn
what these numbers mean,
310
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:16,333
I'm going to need access to
every government database.
311
00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:18,814
- You will have it, Mr. Thiel.
312
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:21,512
Nothing is more important
than making sure
313
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:24,907
this baby is not born.
314
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:33,481
- Look, man, I know it's tough,
315
00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:35,526
but you gotta understand
that drastic times
316
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:38,007
call for drastic measures.
317
00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:41,706
- I just don't feel good about
treating people this way.
318
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:44,492
I think the most important thing
still has to be loving
319
00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:46,146
and respecting each other.
320
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:50,150
- All right, man,
I need to ask you something
321
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:52,282
and I need you
to tell me the truth.
322
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:54,415
Are you a fag?
323
00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:56,069
- No. That has nothing to do
with it. It just--
324
00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:57,766
- Are you fucking sure?
325
00:14:57,809 --> 00:15:00,464
- I'm just trying to say that
I'm really confused right now.
326
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:02,162
- OK, but confused like you
don't know if you're attracted
327
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,815
to dudes, or like what?
328
00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:07,994
- Like how we can just change
everything about who we are.
329
00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:09,560
- I think you still
just don't understand
330
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:12,172
what Christians today
are about.
331
00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:17,090
Come on. There's someone I think
you should talk to.
332
00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:18,613
Oh, yes, the Antichrist!
333
00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:21,442
I've listened to a lot
of podcasts about that.
334
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,835
Everyone keeps saying
how the Antichrist is coming,
335
00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:25,402
but I'm like "He already did!
336
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:28,057
I was married to him in 2018!"
337
00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:30,016
But seriously, if he saw
how Christian I was now,
338
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:31,931
he'd probably shit his pants.
339
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,671
Don't be jealous.
340
00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,456
He's so funny.
341
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,817
- Hey.
342
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,950
Hey, Satan.
343
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,919
- Hello, boss.
- Ah! Fuck! Shit!
344
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,660
- Oh, sorry, boss.
345
00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:07,836
I did not know
Satan was sleeping.
346
00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,794
- Yeah, that's all he ever does
anymore.
347
00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:11,535
- Poor boss.
348
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:14,147
If you're going to jack off,
shall I fetch your cum rag?
349
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:15,931
- Hey! I wasn't jacking off!
350
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:16,976
- Sure thing, boss.
351
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,803
I'll go get your cum rag.
352
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,682
What is taking you so long?
353
00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:29,684
- I'm very close to finding
the secret of the numbers.
354
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,642
I've narrowed it down
to one little boy
355
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,470
who seems more possessed
than the others.
356
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:34,950
- Then deal with him,
357
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,083
and keep it quiet.
358
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:39,694
Nobody can know
that we are working together.
359
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:41,522
When I become president,
360
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:45,265
I will give you full access
to everyone's data.
361
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,528
- I've already spoken
with the mother,
362
00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:51,053
and I'm on my way now
to face the child.
363
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:05,546
♪ Peter Thiel knows
about the Antichrist ♪
364
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:08,592
♪ Peter Thiel knows
about the Antichrist ♪
365
00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:13,945
- ♪ I'm Peter Thiel and I know
about the Antichrist ♪
366
00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:15,817
♪ Let's deal with
the Antichrist today ♪
367
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,558
- ♪ Today
368
00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:19,299
Is your son home?
369
00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:21,518
- Yes, Mr. Thiel.
370
00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:25,000
He's right upstairs.
371
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:45,368
- Eric, I'm Peter Thiel.
372
00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:47,718
I'm here to help our country.
373
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:49,329
- Uh, OK.
374
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:52,462
- I came to see you...
375
00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:55,161
in an Uber, Eric.
376
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:01,906
- Would you like to know how
long it took me to get here?
377
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,301
- How long?
378
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:07,390
- It took...
379
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:08,870
around six or seven minutes.
I'm not really--
380
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:15,137
No way! No way!
381
00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:20,273
- You know, they're all just
a bunch of libtards anyways.
382
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:22,536
I know what's up.
I listen to podcasts.
383
00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:24,538
You wanna know who I think
the Antichrist is?
384
00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:26,061
Greta Thunberg.
385
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,237
With her stupid haircut
and her dumb bangs.
386
00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:30,544
Someone should yank out
whatever's up her ass.
387
00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:33,547
- I can't.
388
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:35,679
I just can't!
389
00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:44,166
- Everything all right, bud?
390
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:45,646
- No, everything's
not all right!
391
00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:47,604
I don't know what
I'm doing here!
392
00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:50,259
- You're trying to get with
the program, bro!
393
00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:52,131
Peggy Rockbottom is
a hot Christian girl,
394
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,045
now stop acting gay!
395
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,613
- Look, I don't know what
you think Christianity is,
396
00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:59,181
but it has nothing to do
with that.
397
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:00,704
- What are you saying?
398
00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:02,837
- I'm saying that you
and a lot of other people
399
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:05,796
seem to have a very warped sense
of what Christianity is.
400
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,450
- Are you questioning my faith?
401
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:09,365
You wanna fucking go?
402
00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:11,672
- No, I don't want
to fucking go.
403
00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:14,153
- You got a problem, bro?
- No, I don't have a problem.
404
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,024
You actually have a problem.
405
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:17,547
You need a way to bully people
406
00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:19,201
and you're using the Bible
to do it.
407
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:24,511
You like that?
Yeah! You want some more?
408
00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:29,298
- I'm not gonna fight you!
409
00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:31,779
- Damn right you won't, 'cause
you're a gay little pussy!
410
00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:35,304
Yeah, don't come back!
411
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:37,698
You're gonna get some more,
bitch!
412
00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:41,354
Tell me what it means!
413
00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:45,880
- The Lord labored six days
414
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,447
and on the seventh, He rested!
415
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:53,017
- You will tell me
the significance!
416
00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:57,674
There's nothing more
I can do here.
417
00:19:57,805 --> 00:20:00,634
I have to take him
to Washington D.C.
418
00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:04,072
- Washington?
Oh, no, he can't travel now.
419
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,900
He's very sick.
420
00:20:05,943 --> 00:20:09,904
- Your son is the key to saving
our country, Ms. Cartman.
421
00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:12,907
Everything we hold dear
could end.
422
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:15,301
We have to unlock the secrets
he holds,
423
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:18,695
no matter what it takes.
424
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:30,533
- ♪ Sister Christian,
oh, the time has come ♪
425
00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:34,842
♪ And you know
that you're the only one ♪
426
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:38,976
♪ To say "OK" ♪
427
00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:46,767
♪ Where you going?
What you looking for? ♪
428
00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:51,075
♪ You know those boys don't
wanna play no more ♪
429
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:53,513
♪ With you ♪
430
00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:56,080
♪ It's true
431
00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:10,443
♪ You're motorin' ♪
432
00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:15,752
♪ What's your price
for flight? ♪
433
00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:21,105
♪ In finding Mr. Right
434
00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:24,718
♪ You'll be all right tonight ♪
435
00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:29,766
- Fuck yeah, Jesus!
436
00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:31,768
- ♪ You're motorin'
437
00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:36,991
♪ What's your price
for flight? ♪
438
00:21:37,121 --> 00:21:39,385
♪ In finding Mr. Right? ♪
439
00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:41,256
- Let's fucking go, bro!
440
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:45,739
- Yes, baby! Yes!
441
00:21:45,782 --> 00:21:48,611
- ♪ Tonight
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