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I'm going down south, I'm going to have
myself time.
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Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks
without temptation.
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Going down south, I'm going to leave my
woes behind.
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And we're parking day on night, people
spouting hot endeavors.
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And on up south, I'm going to see if I
can't unwind.
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Come on down south out there and meet
some friends of mine.
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time I woke up this morning? What time?
Around 6 -7!
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6 -7!
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Oh, hey, Annie. Ladies, did you guys do
your homework last night?
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I tried to, but I got stuck on problems
6 and 7!
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6 and 7!
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Hey,
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Eric! I know, Butters, I know. Don't do
it to me. It's too funny.
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But I just did a 6 -7 with Annie and
Megan at the same time!
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Yeah, five minutes ago I snuck up on
Wendy and totally 6 -7'd her from
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Wow! Hey, Scott, how's your diabetes,
man?
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My diabetes?
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Yeah, what's your A1C at?
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6 .7!
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6 .7!
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Oh, my God! So fucking funny!
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All right, everyone, listen up.
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I've gotten a lot of reports of
disruptions in the classroom and some
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numerology shit going on. So I want to
remind you this is a power Christian
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school, and I am a power Christian
principal, and we will be PC.
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So now I want you to hear from someone
who is the highest authority on biblical
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prophecies. This person is an absolute
expert on the end of days and the coming
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of the Antichrist.
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Please welcome Mr. Peter Thiel.
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Peter Thiel knows about the Antichrist.
Peter Thiel knows about the Antichrist.
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I'm Peter Thiel and I know about the
Antichrist.
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Let's learn about the Antichrist today.
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Hello kids, I'm Peter Thiel, and I'm
here to talk to you about the
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Okay, so first, what is the Antichrist?
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The Antichrist is a newer, more human
form of Satan that will soon walk the
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earth. We don't know how soon it will
walk the earth, but it could be within
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next six to seven weeks.
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Amen!
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Okay.
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You see, Satan was a fallen angel, and
God punished him. And to make sure Satan
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could never have offspring, the Lord God
did shrink Satan's asshole to the size
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of a tiny little pinhole so nothing
could ever penetrate and ejaculate
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it. So Satan could never have a butt
baby until along came Mr. Donald Trump,
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whose penis is so teeny, teeny, tiny it
could actually fit in Satan's asshole.
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How small is Donald Trump's penis?
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Somewhere between 6 and 7 centimeters.
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6 and 7!
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Hey, look, this is very important,
people, okay? The Antichrist is coming.
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Bible refers to the eagle, which refers
to America, the fourth seal broken in
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hell coming to earth. It's right here in
Revelation 6... 6... 7.
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6 and 7!
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Good,
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and breathe in through your nose.
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And out through your mouth. In two,
three, four.
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And exhale. Two, three, four. Good. Let
your shoulders soften. Let your jaw
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relax.
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Now gentle pressure on the hips as your
partner exhales.
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Good.
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This is so boring.
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How about you shut up and do your job?
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Ah, come on, Jake. How about we just go
home and fuck? We haven't had sex in
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forever. That's because it's bad for the
baby.
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Yeah, but fuck the baby. This is stupid.
Did you just say fuck the baby?
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Relax, girl.
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I didn't mean like really fuck the baby.
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No, you know what? You can just go home.
I'll finish this myself.
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You can go home and jack off if you
want.
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Good news, boss. We just shut down
another abortion clinic.
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Oh, yeah, great. That's great.
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Yes, boss. You've made all the
Christians so happy.
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Of course, there is still one more
clinic that will still perform abortions
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right here in town.
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There is?
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Oh, yes. How unfortunate that some
babies will not be able to be born.
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As Christians, we can't allow this to
continue.
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Perhaps... You should go speak with this
abortion doctor personally.
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Yeah.
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Come in.
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PC Principal, do you have a minute?
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Sure, Jesus. What do you need?
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I'm starting to wonder if I really fit
in here.
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Of course you fit in. This school has
been a cesspool of heathen left -wing
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little bitches and only our faith is
going to set them right.
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Could I ask exactly what...
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branch of Christianity, are you? The
kind that loves his country and doesn't
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tolerate any fucking fags.
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Yeah, see, I really think I don't belong
here.
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Look, I understand it's a tough
transition.
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You know, the vice principal here had
the same conflict as you, but she's
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come around.
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The vice principal? Your wife?
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That's right.
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Can you send in a strong Christian
woman, please?
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She was saying this wasn't the place for
her anymore, but just this last
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weekend, she converted to Christianity.
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You wanted to see me?
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Yeah, strong Christian woman. I was just
telling Jesus here about our faith. Oh,
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yes. It's been such a blessing.
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She converted on Saturday. What do you
think, huh? You ever seen a more
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Christian chick in your fucking life?
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Never. Look, I know it's a hard
adjustment, but just stick with it, and
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going to fit in here just fine, Jesus.
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Everything go good at school today,
honey?
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Yep, yep. School was good. School was
pretty good.
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Is everything okay, honey?
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Yep, everything's fine. It's fine.
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Mom, can I ask you something?
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Sure, Eric.
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Do you know, on average, at what age
kids lose their baby teeth?
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Oh, I'm not sure, Eric. I guess usually
around six, seven.
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Eric, what?
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Nothing. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I was just thinking about your menstrual
cycle.
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My menstrual cycle?
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Yeah, I was just wondering when you
actually menstruate, ma 'am.
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Like, roughly, how many days does that
last?
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Well, Eric, it's usually around six to
seven days, little woman.
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Eric, sweetie.
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Eric,
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what is going on? This keeps happening.
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Mom, mom, you got to tell me something.
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Of course, honey.
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Roughly how many nights have I been
throwing up at dinner?
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I don't know, Eric. It's probably been
six or seven nights.
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Hey,
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Jesus,
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get your stuff, man. We're going out for
drinks.
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What? Look, I know it's been hard for
you trying to adjust here and
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So the wife and I were talking and we
found a nice Christian lady we're going
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set you up with.
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Oh, I don't think so.
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Thanks, but... Oh, come on, man. She's a
really great woman, and she just
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converted to Christianity.
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My wife met her at the same place that
she became Christian.
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So then I was like, you know what? I
need a new direction in my life. It's
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I just got so sick of everyone being
such a pussy all the time and all this
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garbage and women trying to be men. So I
just started reading the Bible, you
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know? I mean, I didn't actually read the
Bible, but I listened to a lot of
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podcasts. And once I went through my
transition, I was like, this is great.
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Only now guys are always checking out my
Christianity.
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Sorry, could you all excuse me? I need
to go to the bathroom.
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Sure thing, Jesus.
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He seems nice.
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Coco Slutty Davidson?
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Oh, yeah, that's me.
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I'm Coco Slutty Davidson. Just here to
get an abortion.
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The doctor's right in here, ma 'am.
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Hey, Doc.
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All right, listen. I need you to perform
an abortion. But it's not for me. It's
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for my partner.
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And you can't tell anyone.
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Not even my partner.
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How am I supposed to do that?
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Well, you're going to come with me, see?
And we're going to sneak into my house,
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and you're going to suck that thing out
while everyone's asleep.
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Your house wouldn't happen to be white,
would it?
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Hey, how do you know that?
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Look, Mr. President, I've seen the news.
If you got Satan pregnant, that's your
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responsibility. Well, it's your
responsibility now, or else I'll sue
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about that?
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Even if I wanted to help you, sir, I
have no idea how to perform an abortion
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the offspring of Satan.
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To do that, you'd need some kind of...
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Expert on the Antichrist.
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Peter Thiel knows about the Antichrist.
Peter Thiel knows about the Antichrist.
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I'm Peter Thiel and I know about the
Antichrist.
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Alright, listen. You people have a very
serious problem here. Your students
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appear to be in some kind of cult
involving the number 6 and 7.
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Alright, so what should we do?
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I'm going to need access to all your
school's private data. School records,
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health records, and of course, all
security cameras.
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Oh, no.
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Look, I don't think we need it. Is this
really what we've come to?
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Freely handing people's personal data
over to some tech billionaire preaching
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shit about the Bible?
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You got a problem with Jesus, bro?
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Come on, man. You became a Christian
like three months ago.
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Yeah, I've got fucking faith, dude. What
do you have, you little bitch?
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You want to throw down, bro?
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Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey. You want to
see what it feels like to talk shit
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Christians, dude?
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Take your heathen ass, bro!
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All right, just try to
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be still, Eric.
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Doctor, could I ask a question?
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Of course.
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About how long?
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Do you need me to be still?
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Just about ten seconds, Eric.
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Okay.
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So how long now?
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Just another six, seven seconds, Eric.
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I'm
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sorry,
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Mrs. Cartman, but we can't pinpoint the
source of his illness.
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If he continues to vomit this much
daily, I'm afraid it... Could be life
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-threatening. But, Doctor, if I'm not
able to keep any food down, roughly how
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long would it take... Roughly how long
would it take for the human body to die?
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Eric, I'm going to be very honest with
you.
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Without sufficient nutrients, the body
shuts down after six to seven weeks.
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Excuse me, that's my computer.
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Yes. And your computer has all the
personal data of the students here.
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It's okay, Jesus. Peter Thiel knows what
he's doing.
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I've downloaded all the students'
information and loaded them into an AI
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detection program so the school security
cameras can watch their every move.
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Now look.
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Two students passing each other in the
hallway. They give each other the sign.
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6 -7.
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Exactly 67 seconds later, this odd parka
-wearing child makes the same gesture.
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And then, inside the girls' bathroom,
two girls doing the same thing.
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Wait, why is there a camera inside the
girl's bathroom?
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To stop the Antichrist.
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Now I'm following the lead on this girl
here.
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She went home to 67 Malavista Drive.
Going through her family's medical
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I found that her father has testicular
cancer and 67 days ago had one testicle
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removed. That really feels like none of
our business.
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I don't know how I'm supposed to work
with nosy Nancy peering over my shoulder
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all the time.
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Jesus, let's you and me have a quick
chain wiggle out in the hall.
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I'm getting close.
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I almost have the key to stop it from
happening.
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We are running out of time, Mr. Teal.
The Antichrist is coming.
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Satan is shopping for baby strollers as
we speak.
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If I'm going to learn what these numbers
mean, I'm going to need access to every
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government database.
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You will have it, Mr. Teal.
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Nothing is more important than making
sure this baby is not...
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Look,
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man, I know it's tough, but you gotta
understand that drastic times call for
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drastic measures.
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I just don't feel good about treating
people this way.
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I think the most important thing still
has to be loving and respecting each
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other.
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All right, man, I need to ask you
something, and I need you to tell me the
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truth.
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Are you a fag?
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No, that has nothing to do with it. It's
just... Are you fucking sure? I'm just
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trying to say that I'm really confused
right now.
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Okay, but confused like you don't know
if you're attracted to dudes or like
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what? Like how we can just change
everything about who we are.
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I think you still just don't understand
what Christians today are about.
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Come on.
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There's someone I think you should talk
to.
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Oh yes, the Antichrist. I've listened to
a lot of podcasts about that.
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Everyone keeps saying how the Antichrist
is coming, but I'm like, he already
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did. I was married to him in 2018.
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But seriously, if he saw how Christian I
was now, he'd probably shit his pants.
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Don't be jealous.
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He's so funny.
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Hey.
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Hey, stay down.
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Sorry, Bob.
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I did not notice anything while
sleeping.
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Yeah, that's all he ever does anymore.
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Poor Bob.
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If you're going to jack off, shall I
fetch your comrade?
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Hey, I wasn't jacking off.
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Sure thing, Bob. I'll go get your
comrade.
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What is taking you so long?
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I'm very close to finding the secret of
the numbers.
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I've narrowed it down to one little boy
who seems more possessed than the
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others. Then deal with him and keep it
quiet.
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Nobody can know that we are working
together.
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When I become president, I will give you
full access to everyone's data.
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I've already spoken with the mother, and
I'm on my way now to face the child.
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knows about the Antichrist. Peter Thiel
knows about the Antichrist. I'm Peter
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Thiel and I know about the Antichrist.
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Let's deal with the Antichrist today.
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Is your son home?
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Yes, Mr. Thiel.
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He's right upstairs.
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Eric, I'm Peter Thiel.
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I'm here to help our country.
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Okay.
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I came to see you... in an Uber, Eric.
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Would you like to know how long it took
me to get here?
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Hang on.
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It took around six or seven minutes. I'm
not... No way!
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No way!
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You know, they're all just a bunch of
libtards anyways.
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I know what's up. I listen to podcasts.
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You want to know who I think the
Antichrist is?
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Greta Thunberg, with his stupid haircut
and her dumb bangs.
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Someone should shake out whatever's up
her ass.
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I can't. I just can't.
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Everything all right, bud?
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No, everything's not all right. I don't
know what I'm doing here.
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You're trying to get with the program,
bro.
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Peggy Rockbottom is a hot Christian
girl. Now stop acting gay.
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Look, I don't know what you think
Christianity is, but it has nothing to
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that. What do you say?
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I'm saying that you and a lot of other
people seem to have a very warped sense
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of what Christianity is.
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Are you questioning my faith?
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You want to fucking go?
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No, I don't want to fucking go.
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You got a problem, bro?
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No, I don't have a problem. You actually
have a problem. You need a way to bully
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people and you're using the Bible to do
it.
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You like that?
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Yeah. You want some more?
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I'm not going to fight you.
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Damn right you won't, because you're a
gay little pussy.
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Yeah, don't come back.
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You're going to get some more, bitch.
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Tell me what it means.
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The Lord labored six days, and on the
seventh he rested.
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You will tell me the significance?
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There's nothing more I can do here.
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I have to take him to Washington, D .C.
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Washington? Oh, no, he can't travel now.
He's very sick.
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Your son is the key to saving our
country, Miss Cartman.
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Everything we hold dear could end.
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We have to unlock the secrets he holds,
no matter what it takes.
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the time has come and you know that
you're the only
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one to say okay
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where you going what you looking for
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you know those boys don't want to play
no more with you
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it's true
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You'll be alright tonight
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