All language subtitles for Shifting.Gears.2025.S02E03.1080p.WEB.h264-EDITH_Track03

You know, anything that drips
that much in the morning,

you should call a doctor.

I'm working on a way
to speed it up.

For now, this is
my one peaceful ritual

besides doomscrolling
on the toilet.

And I'm getting really good
at making my own.

It's all about the pour.

Yeah, taking forever
to accomplish something

and saying,
"It's all about the poor."

Sounds like
a Democrat to me.

Guess who just got a call
from the Game Hunt manager

and officially has a J-O-B?

Ya boi!

Well, I'd love to toast you
with my cup of coffee,

but it won't be ready
till you're my age.

My first child's first job.

Wow. Seems like only yesterday

I was pulling a pistachio
out of your nose.

It was yesterday.

With this job
and 25 bucks an hour,

I'm gonna be able to treat
Lily like my queen.

Someone grab an umbrella,
I'm making it rain!

Wait, 25 bucks an hour?
That's more than I make.

Is it? Sweet.

Perfect. Now you can start
paying me for doing
your homework.

Okay, about that,
you're gonna need to cool it

with the big words. All right?

My teacher was not so convinced
I knew the word "incredulous."

So, she was incredulous?

No, she wasn't happy at all.

Public schools lose again.

Speaking of,
you're gonna be late. Get.

Ha! Wow. My kid
makes more money than me.

Ah, can't relate.

Maybe it's time to think
about something else,
like law school.

Oh, God. Not this again.

I'm just saying,
a career move is good,

not just in the dance academy,
but law school is always--

It's a way you can
get yourself--

I'm just saying--

You have--

You don't have any other--

Stop being a--

So, I just got off
the phone with Matt.

He'll be here
in a second, Fluffy.

Ah, thanks, man.

Whew! You guys are artists.

Fun fact, you know
who else is an artist?

Uh, my cousin. Yeah.

The city of Los Angeles
commissioned him

to paint the 184th Kobe mural.

Wait a minute. It's not the one
with Kobe up in heaven

having a picnic
with Farrah Fawcett, is it?

The one after that.

Um... Mitch, right?

-No.
-Doesn't matter.

Uh, and I want to say, Dave?

It's Gabe. It's your name.

Oh man, look at that.

-Hey, Fluffy.
-How you been, man?

Good to see you, man.

Wow!
My mechanic told me
all about this bus.

He even showed me
a picture of the engine.

-How many of these do you own?
-I have about 32.

Wow.

Um, it would be 33,

but Jay Leno is vicious
at a car auction.

Yeah.

"Yeah. Sorry I outbid you,

I didn't see you standing
right there next to me."

Yeah, he didn't see me,
the only Mexican at Sotheby's.

Yeah. Well, I said
this isn't for sale,

but I'm glad you could take
a look at the engine.

It's a beauty, huh?

You know, I pay strong.

No, no, it's not for sale.

-Pick a number.
-It's literally not for sale.

I'll double it.

I'm thinking.

I'll even throw in a pair of
VIP comedy tickets, backstage.

You're going backwards.

Morning.

Good, you?

I'm dying.

So fun.

Sorry.
I'm taking a practice LSAT.

My dad keeps pushing me
to go to law school.

He's like Fox News
with pronouns.

Every time I think
we've moved on,
he brings it up again.

He/him does have a unique way
of riling people up.

-Where's all this coming from?
-Hmph!

I just found out
my 16-year-old makes
more money than I do.

The same kid who thinks
strawberry milk comes from cows

who just eat strawberries.

Wait, is this your way
of asking me for a raise?

Because those only come
from cows who eat money.

I just feel like
such a failure.

I mean, I'm in this
dead-end job.

Now you're definitely
not getting a raise.

Have you thought about
what you want to do,
career-wise?

I spent the last 15 years
supporting two kids

and a deadbeat husband.

What I want feels like a real,
uh, add avocado level of luxury.

Well, it's not.
So what do you want?

Honestly? Avocado.

Wow, Mom's old ride.
She loved this thing so much.

I loved her so much.

That's why I put this
badass engine in here, man.

So many family road trips
in this thing.

You told us to shut the hell up

in the most beautiful
places on earth.

I also lied to your brother
about seeing VW Bugs

so I could
punch him in the arm.

You lied? I hit him, too.

That's what made it fun.

Hey, any more thought
to going to law school?

Oh, God. Here we go.

It's a smart
and practical thing to do--

Wow, you're flipping me off
with your eyes.

Ugh!

Ah, the Parker Family
"Hello."

Ugh! My dad is back on
his "go to law school" rant.

I vented to Eve first,

but only because
she's smart and sophisticated.

No offense.

-Some offense.
-See, this is where you say

something to make me
feel better about being a loser.

I'm sorry.
I'm just distracted

by this latte
that you made.
It's so good.

It made me forget that
we're all just hapless pawns

in the chessboard of life.

Mmm. Caramel.

This is the best one yet.
Ten out of ten.

No notes. Oh,
except the note of...

lavender.

Thanks, but back to me.

I took this stupid career
aptitude test online

and you know what
it said I should be?

A goth dental hygienist?

I wish!

A mechanic!

Can you believe it?
I don't want to do
what my dad does.

You could never do
what your dad does.

You don't just
decide to be Mozart.

You know, you kind of
are a mechanic.

A coffee mechanic.

You joke, but it's not
that different, okay?

A lot of coffee machines are
as intricate as a car engine.

Shh. They can all hear you.

I'm serious.

I have this idea to use
one of these compressors

to speed up
making a pour-over.

But you don't want
to hear me

talk about coffee
all day.

Do you?
Because I have
a podcast idea, too.

Maybe making coffee
is your thing.

That's not a thing.

Okay, it's a thing.
But it's not like a career.

Barbara Starbucks
would beg to differ.

You know, we do need
another coffee shop.

The last one closed because
the barista was giving nicknames

to the customers
on their cups.

I liked my nickname...

Hot Chocolate.

You know who didn't like theirs?
"Old Bitch."

I mean, of course I'd love
to have my own coffee shop,

but I would need
a lot of money.

And the only way
to get a lot of money fast

requires a level of nudity
I'm not comfortable with,

and a much better camera.

Hey Riley, you better
stay away from OnlyFans.

Them ladies is sad.

Especially that Darlene.

Ooh boy,
do I need a drink.

My dogs are barking
and my tummy's purring.

Ooh, tough day at work,
little kitty-cat?

Oof! The boss
is riding me hard.

-Yeah.
-Working man's struggle
is real, Pops.

But, hey, at least
we get moments like this

at the end of a long day.

That long day?
You worked four hours.

Hello, Sharks!

Hey, what are you doing?

We're offering you
the opportunity of a lifetime.

Oh, no.

This is my colleague, Mom.

Dad, may I call you Dad?

Dad, you've been
pushing for law school

because you said I wasn't
bringing you a better plan.

Well, here's my plan.

Klatch Cafe.

I love coffee.
I love making it, drinking it.

And now,
I'm gonna love selling it.
Are you buying it?

I am. I like that...
a latte.

So, I'm looking for investors
to open my own coffee shop.

Wow. That's great.

I bet the start-up costs
aren't too grande.

In fact, the all-in costs are
half the price of law school.

That's grounds...
for investment.

But don't just listen to Mom.

As a lifelong
coffee drinker,

I can say with certainty,
Riley Parker's coffee

is the best I've ever had.

Riley's coffee is so good,

I don't even call
other coffee "coffee"
anymore.

I call it
that wet brown stuff.

I'm more of a tea person.

And the tea is
that Riley's coffee is great.

Matt, tea means gossip.

Hi, I'm Lori Greiner
from "Shark Tank"

and there is nothing
I love to support more

than a woman-led startup.

And that's why
I'm endorsing...

Riley Parker's
Klatch Cafe.

In summation,
running my own coffee shop

would be a great use
of my skills

and make a lot of people
very happy.

Thusly, our investors happy.
So what do you say, Shark?

If you're ready
to caffeinate your portfolio,

just say you're in.

I'm out.

So, um, can I ask
why you said no?

Other than it being
your favorite word.

Riley, all I'm hearing
is a pitch from a woman

who's never been
in business before.

That's not true.

My spiked lemonade stand
outside prom did gangbusters.

Seriously,
all I heard was happy,

and I don't invest
in feelings.

Unless you count
my shares

in the number-one
maker of anti-depressants.

I'm in.

I like your grit
and I believe in you.

So I'm gonna invest
my first paycheck
in your shop.

Or shall I say, our shop?

I'm sorry your dad said no.

He can be so stubborn.

I suggested one night
we try an organic restaurant.

He was like, nah,
I'm not into
all that freaky stuff.

I just thought
this coffee business

is what
I'm supposed to do.

I haven't been this certain
about something since I got

a tattoo of the moon
mooning the sun.

It's still funny

and slightly subversive
without being offensive.

But hang on. I mean,
this is just a minor setback.

You said yourself this is
what you're supposed to do.

Yeah, but I tried,
and it didn't work out,
the end.

If it takes one no

for you to give up
on your dreams,

maybe your dad is right.

This is not what
you are supposed to do.

Mean.

You're the one who quit,
not me.

Do you want this or not?

-Yeah, I want it.
-Doesn't sound like you want it.

-I really want it.
-Are you sure?

-I'm sure.
-Perfect.

You're fired.

-Wait. What?
-I'm pulling out
the safety net.

You need to get out there

and build this business
with everything you've got.

Um, you know I have
nothing, right?

That's not true.

You have what it takes
to do this.

What you don't have
is anything

to fall back on
because you're fired.

Ugh!

Well, if I'm fired,
I'm gonna start taking stuff.

Hey, Riley.
Hey, Riley!

What is this?

-I'm working.
-Oh, gosh.

Because I thought it was
Willy Wonka's meth lab.

Welcome to Klatch Cafe.

We offer friends
and family discount.

You get neither.

So this is your idea?
A cart in the alley?

You know, they don't even
sell weed in alleys anymore.

How'd you even buy all this?

I put it on my credit cards.

You know the interest rate
on the credit card?

Yes, Dad.
18% over 36 months.

But my sales projections

indicate I'll be in the black
within four months.

I got this. Look!

I already have a line
of customers

and one Yelp review
that says,

"Hot coffee,
hotter coffee chick."

Eh? Yeah, that's
going on the wall.

Great. And of course,
you got a big line

because it takes, like,
what, two hours

to make one cup of coffee?

Not anymore.

-Look.
-Look at what?

I finally figured out
a way to speed up

making a pour-over
without losing quality.

It's a hydraulic compressor
attached to the pump.

I resto-modded coffee.

You're just throwing
money away.

No, the lace underwear

no one's seen in years
was throwing money away.

This is an investment.

-Hey, Matt, isn't this great?
-No, no, it's not great.

This also happened
when that coffee place

wrote "a-hole" on his cup.

Hey, guys. Who in here helped
her make that coffee machine?

She did it herself.

She what?

-It's pretty cool, right?
-Yeah.

-See the modulation lever?
-Uh-huh.

It's the old clutch
and a brake from a bike.

Actually, it was my bike.

I found that out the hard way
when I was going down a hill.

So you're telling me that
Riley made that machine?

Yes. Come on, man.
She grew up in this shop.

She may have
paid more attention
than you realized.

You know, it takes
a village to raise a mechanic.

Or kill one.

You know, villages do
a lot of things.

Both good and bad.

I don't want to talk
about it, please.
And it wasn't great.

Well, I didn't want to talk
about the historical inaccuracy

of one of the German rifles
in Dunkirk

for two hours.

The soldier was
walking around
with a rifle

that wasn't made until 1947.

Look, I don't understand
why you can't see

what's going on out there

and not be at least
a little bit proud of her.

Proud of what?
A coffee cart in an alley?

-This is just crazy.
-Yes!

What business doesn't
start as a crazy dream?

I didn't want to be
a dancer.

But then someone put
baby in a corner,

changed my whole life plan.

Look, maybe it's not
what you want her to do,

but you did want her
to have a plan.

And now she's got one,

and you still have
no faith in her.

What is your problem?

I don't want to see
her fail again.

It's really hard
as her dad to watch this.

She's raised two great kids,

built some amazing
coffee machine,

but she doesn't know
how to make good decisions.

And she has no idea
how hard it is
to run a business.

Well, wouldn't it be
a little easier

if her father supported her
at least a little bit?

She lives at my house.
I support everything she does.

Riley is a great person.
She's a great mom

and she got saddled with a hell
of a lot of responsibility

at a very young age.

And now she's finally
locked into something

she's passionate about.

Do you know
how many parents

would kill to have a kid
like that to support?

You sound like her mother.

What would Diane
think right now

if she saw
her daughter out there?

What do you want, Lily?
Any item on the menu.

You don't have to
buy me a drink.

I make money from tutoring.

Shout out social media
for making kids dumb.

Oh, I don't pay here.

I'm what you call
an angel investor.

Hey, Ma. Two cocoas,
hold the marshmallows.

I've never felt so alive.

One of the dancers
left an untouched
triple shot macchiato

on the back of that truck.

Whoa, Mama,
that's good stuff.

Georgia.

You know you're not supposed
to have caffeine.

- Don't touch my coffee.
- Hey, Georgia!

Hey, Riley. I need
to talk to you for a minute.

-I'm busy.
-Follow me.

No, I'm not doing this anymore.
You don't get to tell me

where to walk
or what to do with my life.

Follow me.

Uh, be right back.

Don't, uh, steal anything.

Where are you going?

I'm only following you
because I want to,

not because you want me to.

This feels very Sopranos.

Why are you
showing me Mom's bus?

Because Mom's bus
is soon to become...

your new coffee van.

I'm going to design
a really good awning

that'll come out like this.

Some roller trays
to put your equipment on,

and all the plumbing
and electric so your
coffee machine will work.

And before you know it,

the area will be filled
with annoying hipsters.

And I realize
"annoying hipsters"
is redundant.

What happened
to selling the van

because it was practical?

Your mom always said,
"The best things

don't always
make the most sense."

And she was right,
right?

And sometimes,
passion trumps practical.

Some things are both.

You and Mom were
kind of like that.

No, but you've done
the hard stuff, Riley.

Pot gummies aren't
the hard stuff.

You taught yourself
business, credit,

plus, you designed
and fabricated
a coffee machine

that's very, very creative.

I took a close look
at it, honey.

And I'm telling you,
it was impressive.

So proud of that work you did,
I almost cried.

Well, I learned from the best.

Thank you.

Gabe.

Thank you.

Thank your mom.
She would want it this way.

Listen... that machine
is tremendous.

I think we should get
a patent on it.

Which means you know
what we need?

Don't say it.

- A lawyer.
- Ugh!

Well, looky here.

Man, people from all walks
of life standing here, smiling

and just having
a great time.

It drives you crazy,
doesn't it?

To my very core.

I already hit
my day-one quota.

And, yes,
my tip jar was stolen.

But good news is,

there was nothing in there
except a business card

from a guy named
Double-Jointed Dan.

Uh, Mom, I think we have
our first celebrity.

Oh, my God,
it's Lori from Shark Tank!

My queen!

Whoa! What is she doing here?

I may have DM'd her
about your business,

maybe a little about
your humble roots.

If she asks, you spent
a few years in a women's prison

for a crime
you didn't commit.

Hi, you must be Riley.

- Hi, Lori from Shark Tank.
- -Hi.

Hi. I'm Georgia, her manager.

Oh, nice to meet you.

So you must be the one
that's been messaging me

on Instagram, and TikTok,

and somehow
my personal cell phone?

You're gonna have
to hang on to her.

She is absolutely relentless,
but adorable.

Oh, I'm holding on to her.
Unless you want her!

Say yes.

Hello, Lori.

-Hi.
-I'm Matt Parker.
I own the place.

Father and grandfather and,
uh, the original Mr. Wonderful.

Oh, nice to meet you, Matt.

Now, that's a daddy
I might like to scrub.

Hey, I'm Scrub Daddy's
girlfriend.

Oh, hi. Good for you.

Yeah.

Hi, Lori. Carter, part owner.

It's incredulous to meet you.

-Oh.
-Hi.