All language subtitles for Petrified (2006)eng

where's your ring
leader it's coming

you're late if there's anything i
detest this tidiness that your end

i refuse to pay for damaged goods
hey give it a rest have pops this thing has

been around for thousands of years
and seen a lot worse than this heathens

hey come on let's do
this thing while we're still

young okay well while
some of us are young anyway

take your sin money
and be gone buzz

oh magnificent ditto

after all these years of
searching oh i finally feel like my

oh my oh god

what the hell is that about
reggie it was annoying

me lin come on pick
up this creepy [ __ ] and

let's get out of here i know a guy down
in san fran will take this off our hands

never said anything about
killing why spoil the surprise

hey man yeah well
you were just the muscle

to help us get this [
__ ] here from new york

you actually think i hired
you to cut this three ways

how could you let that [ __ ] get
away he wasn't 10 feet in front of you

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hmm

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this

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yeah it's pause it went sour
can you get somebody to me

232 chaney avenue power

can you please make it quicker

what are you doing in
here my car broke down at

the road i'm sorry i'm
gonna have to ask you to

leave yeah in about an hour i
got a i got a ride coming uh no now

so uh what is this uh clinic or something
like that yes it is are you the doctor here

yes i am actually dr
helen knoll and you are

boss uh well mr buzz

i'm sorry i'm gonna
have to ask you to leave

it's uh it's quite a
kinky room you got back

there doc what kind of
crazy outfits you run in

here anyway it's a facility
to cure those afflicted

with severe cases of nymphomania
why would you want to cure that

jesus are you gonna go home i'd have to
call for some help i told you i'll be gone

about an hour no trouble
all right fine just stay here

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come on this is
perfect are you sure

of course i'm sure

[Music] do you know where we are

i've been here before it
looks really cold tonight

all right it's a good spot

what what if they catch us give me a
break they'll never even know we're gone

i will be back by the time they
do head count in the morning

i don't know jess will
you quit worrying here

this will call your nerves

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these woods are kind of
scary they're not it's romantic

you know what happened
to my cousin's friend in

the woods oh what happened
to your cousin's friend

in the woods oh her and her
boyfriend snuck out one night

and went into the woods
to make out and they were

getting into it all hot
and heavy when suddenly

something fell from the tree
right on the blanket between them

they shined their flashlights on it
and saw that it was a piece of raw meat

not like a hamburger from
the store but like a bloody

hunk of flesh with
the skin still attached

human skin like it had just
been bitten off by someone

human skin huh yeah and then
they heard this horrible scream

and this thing came out
of the woods charging right

towards them and no
one's heard from them since

nobody ever saw them again
it was alive to tell that story

come on we didn't come here
to tell urban legends did we

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come on girl get
out of this [Music]

so [Music]

hmm

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what was that what that noise out
there was like an animal or something

if you relax there's nothing
out here but as horny

but i heard it you need to take
your mind off those scary stories

[Applause] lil

what happened [Music]

do

me

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that was close if they catch
you i'm here don't worry about it

i thought i told you to stay
downstairs you didn't say please

hey there oh god come on

[Music] well well

ain't this a peach just what are
you doing out of your room girly

nothing i was just
how'd you get in

where'd you get this
please let me go you

better speak up [ __ ]
how did you get in oh

maybe you didn't hear the
lady she has to be let go she

even said please and just
who in the living [ __ ] are you

ah ah don't mind me i'm
just passing through we'll

see what the doctor has
to say about that smart guy

why don't you just
ask her this one doctor

yeah dr helen noel right
we met earlier ah nola

i see it now a family
resemblance you're the older sister

you're the one who's
been trying to get us

shut down we get shut
down and i'm out of a job

i don't want to lose my job i like it here
yeah i bet you do you pervert i see you

still have your hand on her you
noticed that huh she's asked you

and i've asked you politely
so do something about a clown

so doc you want to
tell me what's really

going on around here
i got like 52 minutes to

kill [Music]

what the hell happened here impossible
looks like the crate's been busted from

the inside out specimen's missing
there's a sizable quantity of blood in

the crate got two over here huh

it looked like reggie cause
gorilla and lynn hooper

two that we've been
tracking what happened to him

their heart is a rock
doesn't appear to be

rigor mortis you got any
theories on that tanner

not a hand hey i guess they're just
what you'd call hardened criminals

[Laughter] get it hardened

you're laughing on
the inside how was i

ever unlucky enough
to draw you as a partner

are you serious i
requested it and i had to pull

a lot of favors to get
assigned to you believe me

what are you talking
about you mind if i speak

freely like you haven't
been speaking freely

already look every guy
at the agency knows

about special agent
carol shelley you're the

hottest investigator on
the squad is that really

an appropriate way to
talk about a superior officer

you said i can speak
freely look some of the guys

they've got a nickname for you
they call you [Music] siberia shelley

that's so and i'm not
even russian yeah well

you know you do
come off a little chilly

i i don't i don't think so no and in fact
when they're joking about you i tell them

knock that [ __ ] off you
know because it's not funny

that's kind of why i want
to be partnered up with you

you know to prove to them
that you're not as cold as

they say you are i suppose
i should thank you for your

gallantry wow forget it i
got a sense about women

i knew that underneath
your icy exterior you're

probably a warm charming
girl with a great sense of

humor someone guys
shouldn't be afraid of you know

kind of really could take
to a baseball game or

maybe even dinner
you mean like on a date

well that's sweet of you eden tanner i
mean it you know no one's ever really

put it to me quite like that before sort
of blurting it out in a plumsy sort of way

perhaps once this case is over with
you could give me a call sometime

really sure when you're
out of diapers that's mature

now can we get this
nonsense off the table and get

down to the business of
figuring what happened here

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uh ever since high
school susie's had this um

condition oh sis swipe
eat around the bush i'm an

info you can say it i won't be
offended uh she's always been a little

hyper-sexual did you hear
the one about the cheerleader

who did the whole football
team on the 50-yard line

i don't know the big deal is i
mean we all had a good time

and nobody got hurt uh yeah a
couple months ago we took her

here for this experimental radical therapy
but yeah i've had my suspicions about this

place all along you mean
like the room with the

sex toys yes oh the
ravaged room i love that

place oh god anyways some therapy right
um you think a clinic designed to cure

nymphomania would shield its patients
from sex rather than encourage it wow

i got here just in time to interrupt the
great escape so where's the real doctor

hey buddy look a
little green around the

gills funny i just mind
your manners we'll get

along fine you got to get the
hell out of here i mean it manners

you got to get the hell out of here
please what do i call the cops bad idea

hey what's this worse idea

[ __ ] man sorry stay cool

uh do you wanna
tell us what's going on

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what was that get back
to your room [Music]

looks like we have a third victim
apparently an older gentleman

apparent cause of
death appears to be a gun

wound and i'm guessing
judging by the position

of his body that he was
shot while lying against

the crate probably also
safe to assume that the

blood is his and perhaps
the blood seeped into the crate

saturating whatever was on the
inside what's in the crate anyways

i can't discuss it with you tanner
you don't have level 4 clearance uh

it's just you and i out
here i promise i won't tell

right level four clearance
what the hell is level four

clearance anyways i mean
what's in the crate agent shelly what

are we dealing
with here all right

looks like we got company friends
ears yeah couple friends i left back in the

woods friends who might
not be so friendly if they

dragged me oh i see
and you're putting us in the

middle of your little disagreement
how chivalrous well i think it's cool

it's not what you think you're
just gonna have to trust me okay

stay here please wait where are you going
watch them who died and made him boss

nobody's going anywhere

you're staying put till i find a doctor
then i'll take care of buzz myself

hey hey

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i just wanna take
you from this place

so am i

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wait there because i got something

new i know

alarm

i know i'm hurting

i like it when you have
to wait you get so excited

all right baby come and get me

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doctor i've been looking
for you that's a nasty

pump what happened
did that get the jump on

you untie me
you're blithering fool

ah

[ __ ] where's the goon
well he went to go find the

doctor then he's coming
after you will you get us

out of these things just
shoot them off not unless

you like mushroom
clouds it's a gas pipe well

think of something

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oh god honey [Music]

he's got a live one tonight

what was that it's marty
and corey let me see what's

going on wait you can't
just leave us here like this

well let's come
out that end ha ha

uh

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looks like it's gone
for now come on

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what is the meaning of
this outrage uh you must be

the doctor dr horatio van
gelder and i demand to

know who you are and what
you are doing with my patients

well not much i just went a
couple of rounds with a mummy

upstairs are you on
medication sir take a look

at her leg that wasn't
my one of your sex toys

oh i should say not help me
get her downstairs immediately

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that ring oughta be
worth a pretty penny damn

looks like the thing came through
here you can see that again

oh my god

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[Music] what the hell happened to him
death appears to be caused by numerous

lacerations the wounds appear to be not the
work of just a single blade but of multiple

cutting implements
perhaps even claws or talons

could you check
the other one please

bourbon these girls are
definitely out for some fun

looks like the party's
over permanently

you know i don't get it
she's hard as a rock the same

way that costco and hooper
were at the crime scene

and her skin looks like it's calcified
how i mean it's not the result of any

natural causes at least none
that i'm aware of but we'll do that

is she going to be
okay doctor i'll be fine

i'll be fine these wounds must be
clean before they become infected

any weapons around this place doctor
we don't want to arm ourselves for if

and when that thing comes back this
is a science facility not an armory and

speaking of that you want
to fill me in on this little

sex clinic of yours and
uh feel free to keep it short

actually my work
deals with sex only

indirectly the true
focus of my studies is the

secret of youth you see i
believe that sexual behavior

extreme sexual behavior is the key to
unlocking the genetic mysteries of youth

sexually hyperactive individuals exude
vast amounts of pheromones and chemicals

before and after intercourse
chemicals which when properly treated

are capable of regenerating
cells on a subatomic

level that's a nice
mouthful doc but it just

sounds like an excuse to lock up a
bunch of horny young girls to me actually

it only so happens that women have
proven more crucial to my studies than men

i once attempted a series of
experiments using satirisus as its base

set of what satirises the
male version of nymphomania

but the chemicals exuded by
males were insufficient to my needs

and i was driven from my original
facility by community leaders

who objected to my
work as is always the case

extreme medical science is met
with extreme reaction by those of

smaller minds who do not
understand fools all of them

i can only imagine the
the resistance met by

great pioneers such as christian barnard
who performed the first heart transplant

or gregory pinkus who
invented the contraceptive

pill or even dr jekyll
with his life altering

serum dr jekyll was a storybook doc
yes yes but that that doesn't change the

validity of my point i am using
human sexuality in a quest

for eternal youth and some
might say i am playing god but

i ask you is not god himself a sexual being
no these are questions more suited for

theologians and philosophers i am a
man of science and my work speaks

to the truth of my
theories thanks for keeping

it short you should
be fine now my dear

where's this proof you're talking
about doc you are looking at her

asians are genetically predisposed to
a slower aging process for some reason

corey has responded well to my
serum my one true master stroke

youth defying age what are you
talking about she can't be more than 25.

on the contrary she
recently turned 61. ew

you mean i've been
muff diving an old hag

so what did your
friend do with this little

treasure like if we
knew we'd tell you [ __ ]

i'd give you a spanking but i
know you'd enjoy it too much hey

maybe you know tell
me and i'll be gentle

wasn't the uh kicking
the balls enough or do

you like them blown
off too unlock the cups

hey [ __ ]

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he's bleeding all
over my pack gross

we should all get out of here to someplace
safe i'm afraid cory shouldn't be moved

i'll stay down here with her
okay i'll look at the others

you got any handcuff keys
your goon garth handcuffed

a couple of young ladies
together upstairs that

irresponsible ignoramus always
late for work always shirking

responsibility i have
my suspicions he's

taking advantage of
my patients no but i have

yet to prove it well you
keep working on that doc

if i can i'll get you his
pink slip on a platter

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so

nice work yeah this uh thing
came in handy oh hi what happened

my head hurts yeah come on
we'll go fix it up we'll stay close

that thing's still out there somewhere
wait what thing what was all

that screaming

blind's dead big shock
i got a cell phone i can

use yeah but only if you
tell me what's going on

see i can clean with you
about what i'm doing here but i

still don't know who you are
or what you're doing with a gun

okay truth i'm a federal agent
i've been undercover for six months

tracking a couple of antiquities
thieves they deal relics on

the black market or until got
word that they were bringing

some artifacts into new york
artifacts discovered in central

libya just outside a vast
plane of volcanic rock called the

black harouch wait are
you for real oh it gets better

evidence suggested these
were artifacts we've been

searching for for 18 months
artifacts not of terrestrial origin

not of ter oh you
mean like e.t right an

alien we've had the crash
site locked down for two years

we think the ship itself came
down 5000 years ago but

we've never been able to
find the occupants so we think

they jettisoned just before
impact so you're telling me

some kind of x-files guy or something
like that yeah something like that

this is so cool [Music]

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that's better

not now baby some crazy [ __
] going on in this place tonight

oh i know this thing
attacked me and corey

what thing oh scared the [ __ ] out of me
i need a good screwing to calm me down

no no my boys had a
running with that asshole's boot

they're still pretty sore oh
okay didn't make it better

jesus don't you ever get enough oh i'll
be gentle with your poor sword little riri

thank you

shelly here yes buzz what the
hell's taking so long what's taking

us so long what do you think
we're doing out here twirling our

thumbs the package has been revived
i know the package has been revived

we've been following a trail of
bodies out here like bread crumbs

leading straight to where you
are listen buzz agent tanner and i

we've concluded that the
specimen was revived by blood at

the scene which possibly
provided a rejuvenative effect

on the thing's flesh the creature may
even need blood for sustenance for survival

all right we'll be there as soon
as we can uh yeah hurry thank you

just before i got here we were about
to nab the thieves and retrieve the

artifacts and they pulled the double
cross i got away with that but uh i'd

leave the rest behind
the rest the mummified

remains of an
extraterrestrial being

i think it's the co-pilot of
the craft i don't know how but

the damn things come back
to life that's what's going on

it's pissed off hungry and horny
or maybe it's just after that well

what's in there a
fossilized hand of what we

think is the captain of
the ship possibly that

thing's commander killer can i see
hey it's empty i didn't want that goon

to get his hands on it so
where is it someplace safe

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are you sure you can't make
your boys stand to attention

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wow it's working
your heart all over

no way come on

doctor it's that thing again
don't be afraid my dear

the door at the top of the
stairs is reinforced steel

what about marta susie and the
others i can't risk you or my research

i'm sorry my dear but they will have to
fend for themselves doctor please please

out of here get out of the
main road i got back up

on the way oh god blocked
it he's got the keys oh

the kitchen the
back door stand back

guys [Applause]

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in here hurry i'm going
after him helen you

just go just momentarily
i told you i'm going

after him my jacket
if you please go

stick close this stuff heard
that thing before [Music]

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time for you to go what no
i'm not leaving without my sister

uh

hmm

so

why didn't it come after
us i don't know we got lucky

yeah so what is it with
you anyway what do

you mean i mean i told
you to stay back in the

office and you didn't i
told you to go out the back

way and you wouldn't yeah
we didn't say please touche

you really should be
downstairs where it's safe yeah

i know um i just want to
make sure that you were

you know that you were i appreciate
that but don't be getting any funny ideas

no i know you're type
you don't know anything

about me you're
smart carry yourself well

don't lie very good no ring no
husband i'm guessing no boyfriend

conservative nine to five job
maybe a legal aide or a secretary

more likely something where
you help people a teacher

high school counselor
suddenly get dropped in

the middle of something
you only read in books or

seeing the movies meet a
guy with a an unusual career

it's an exciting life you
get all starry-eyed thinking

i'm your one-way ticket
at adult friday nightsville

don't be ridiculous don't
deny it you showed a

lot of gumption coming
in here to get your sister

yeah you know i took care of the big goon
too and he took care of the big gun too

once this is over it's back
home counseling high

school punks this thing
does not end like some

harlequin romance right guess
you're going to tell me that i'd get

hurt if i was with you or you're
married to your job something like that

say you're smart [Music]

how does that feel my
dear what's going on up

there suze it would be
best if you calm down

but they might be hurt i'm certain
help is on the way please dear

yeah i know i know calm
down right what i need is a

valium out of the question
you know what it's okay i rated

the medicine cabinet last
week girl needs your vitamins

upstairs mummy thing he got hurt

sprayed by the fire extinguisher you
mean to say it was hurt by the phone

monoammonium phosphate a
compound derived for the most part

from salt what do you mean
that's what extinguishing foam

is made out of a derivative
of salt and that's what i

used to hurt the alien with earlier it's
probably why i didn't come after us in

the closet you smell the salt in there
right but why would salt hurt it oh you

ever kill a slug or some of that on them
and watch it show up see if it's anymore

[Music] huh

just to be on the safe
side we should put some

distance between
ourselves and that creature

how that leads to a
series of underground

passageways used
to run liquor during the

prohibition it should
lead us above the ground

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corey corey

come on

damn [Applause]

so

i know she's still here just
stay with me okay susie

footprints so that
thing went this way

i think

susie

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helen sorry

doctor what are you doing i need to rest
for a moment are you kidding me i mean

that thing could be
anywhere just for a while

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[Music] did you even
try to stop it what a

fascinating creature i
can't let you harm it what

the hell are you talking
about a specimen like

that thousands of years old
and yet somehow still alive

think but it could
tell us about life and

death think what it could
mean to my research

into the mystery of life
we're out of your [ __ ] mind

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shelly the last thing i
need is for you to blow my

head off tonight sorry
about that partner partner

oh helen knowles my partner
agent shelly hi so partner

took you so long well we found the exchange
point what the hell happened down there

and what happened to the to the
items it's okay it's no secret she's seen

everything too much
very well what happened to

the creature outside in
the tunnels underneath the

house i had to liquidate
it it's nothing but a pile of

rancid alien glop now i should
send the collections team up

there tell them to bring some it's on
their way what happened to the hand

lost it buzz not again shelly give
me a break i've had a rough night

just send the extermination team in there
they'll find it all right good work buzz

let the paramedics take a look at
you down at the car you look like hell

so that's your partner huh
she's pretty she's just my partner

you were great in there tonight
thanks i guess it's back to my

nine-to-five job and
lonely friday nights huh

i don't i don't want
anything to happen to you

that's what i thought
it's nice to meet you mr

agent pussywork hey

call me sometime yeah right

okay

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i just wanna take you from is a this
thing to waste a little look that was

all they took to get you
all up in my personal space

i knew the

after rules

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but now everything seems so messed up
no more boozing in plastic cups so i grab

me some chicks in a bottle of booze
farm and bring it to a school of fire

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me [Music]

me

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me [Music] me

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so what can i do to
give you guys something

unique special something
that no one else can

do seriously i'm thinking what can be just
sort of a gift or a trade or something i

can offer that no other producer
on the planet can do weird

as it sounds i came up with
this idea and it's been great so

far this is our last night for anybody
here who buys 100 bucks worth of stuff

whatever it is you will get an executive
producer credit on my next movie

check it out this is not some weird little
gimmick like okay i'm saying this is on the

credits of the movie

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so

you