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Hi, Meera.

So strange.

This bag of groceries is lying there by your car.

Did you forget it or something?

The milk in there must be spoiled by now.

Thank you.

You okay?

Don't tell Raj about this.

Hello?

Hi, Meera.

Remember to pick up Sean.

Yeah, yeah, I'll remember.

And make sure you take your lunch at 12, okay?

I will, yes, I will.

And also your donepezil, make sure you take that.

Yeah, I'll take it right now.

Alright, good.

You can stay on the phone with me if you like.

Yeah, yeah.

Hello?

Meera, did you have your lunch?

I'll have it now.

Okay, okay.

And don't forget, you have to pick up Sean.

I'll pick him up.

Okay, bye.

Hello?

Yes, yes, I remember.

Yes, yes, I'll pick him up.

I know where to go.

Okay, okay, I'll call you.

Nani, you're late.

This is the fourth time this month you are late.

I know there's a fine.

We will pay.

Hi!

Nani!

Meera!

Meera, you have something.

Meera, something is burning.

You have something on the burner!

Oh god!

How long has this been on?

Meera!

Meera!

Meera.

Meera, you are forgetting everything now.

What am I going to do?

Meera?

Meera!

Meera, can you hear me?

And this remote, I found it in the kitchen.

I was looking for this.

Sean wanted to watch TV.

Sean, his teacher had called.

I left him at the playground just for a few minutes.

Left him?

What do you mean left him?

Where is Sean?

Where is Sean now?

I don't know.

Meera, where is Sean right now?

Tell me where he is.

He's in the basement.

Oh my god! Basement.

Meera.

Meera, you are hopeless.

I asked you to pick up Sean

and bring him from the school, hold his hand,

and you couldn't even do that.

And I called you four times.

You'll burn down the bloody house

and you left Sean behind today.

This is getting very dangerous.

Meera, how much more can I do?

I'm just one person.

And I cannot quit.

I cannot afford to stay home and take care of you.

Please don't shout.

Don't shout.

I cannot do everything.

Ma, you know, I can't afford extended hours

at the daycare.

I mean, David is slow with the alimony.

I can barely cover Sean's school and daycare costs.

Tara, you need to have some other arrangement

for picking up Sean.

You were doing fine until you got married to that David,

that loser.

Don't talk about him that way in front of Sean.

He's still Sean's father.

Yeah, some father he is.

Please stop arguing.

My head hurts.

Ma, don't go.

No, we still haven't decided.

Look, I thought you could manage.

Sean is old enough to walk home from school by himself.

You live a few blocks down the street from the school.

All you need to do is open the door for him.

Piece of cake.

Can't you see what is happening here?

She cannot manage anything by herself.

She's a threat to your child and to herself.

Look, I just need to finish my MBA.

I've got two semesters left.

Get a loan.

I already have a loan.

At this rate, I'll be paying it off until I retire!

Then ask that loser husband of yours

to pay a little more money.

Mom, can you just try?

I mean, you're so sharp about some things.

Last year you drove us all the way to the beach by yourself.

And you took all those photographs of the birds.

They were beautiful.

No, no, it's not going to work.

Have some faith.

I mean, mom was-

Tara! It is not the same.

But, dad!

No.

It is not going to work.

Meera?

Hi! Good morning.

It's me.

Are you okay?

You're sitting here in the morning in your night dress?

You okay?

I was walking there and I saw you

and you won't exercise like you did.

And you're you just sitting here?

Are you okay?

Can I call somebody?

Can I call your husband?

Give me your number.

I don't have his phone number here with me.

I don't give my number?

Come on, Meera, you know me.

I don't know you.

I've lived next door to you for 10 years.

Come on, Meera.

Give me your number.

I have to call your husband.

Give me your number.

Come on, Meera.

It's me.

Oh! Oh!

Thank you.

Thank you for calling.

Meera, come on.

Please.

Come on, Meera.

Don't be upset at me.

Come on, we're just looking at options right now, okay?

And you don't have to be at this nursing home.

Come on, Meera.

Meera, Meera.

Listen, listen to the doctor.

Look at me.

We'll take very good care of you.

Please.

Time to go.

Oh, hey.

Do you have any money?

I'm hungry.

I'm really hungry.

Please, can you give me some money?

I don't have anything to eat.

Well, actually,

I do have some food.

Here.

It's clean.

I got it in a nice place.

They waste so much food there.

Oh, come talk to me, dearie.

You know I want to talk too.

I used to be nice and clean.

Everybody's gone now.

The kids, my old man.

Oh!

All this noise.

Hard to think.

Come sit with me, dearie.

I'm not sick or nothing.

Just this noise in my head.

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

Are you sick?

Oh, you could live here with me at the park.

There's a shelter up there

and bathrooms and lots of food.

I hear voices.

Oh, voices.

Voices, voices.

You too?

I don't hear anything.

I don't feel anything.

Not so bad then.

Oh!

Hurts so bad.

With the meds,

with the meds, it doesn't hurt so bad,

but I can't find the doctor lady no more.

She helps. She helps.

Oh! Can you take me to her?

Can you take me to the doctor, please?

I can't help you.

Take me to her, please.

Help me, please.

Please, help me.

Hey, Rohit.

Hey, Derek.

What's up?

You okay?

How was your day?

Well, I mean, you didn't come home last night,

so I was just wondering.

That sounds rough.

No, I'm not saying that.

I know, I know work is important.

Hey, are you free tonight?

I thought we could check out that place on U Street.

Alright, forget it.

Well, are you free tonight?

'Cause there's this lounge in Georgetown,

I thought we could.

Well, how about tomorrow?

Okay.

Well, how about tomorrow?

Right.

Okay.

No, I understand.

Well, I guess I'll see you when I see you.

Alright, well, when you get a chance, maybe.

Hello?

Hey, Tara.

I would love if you came over.

Hey, were you gonna go home for your mom's birthday?

What happened?

I'm dreading going home, Rohan.

You're missing the boat.

Almost 30 and no boyfriend?

Your eggs are shriveling up and dying.

Oh, she gives me a headache.

So don't go home.

I hardly do.

You know my folks,

they're always trying to straighten me out.

But don't you get lonely?

I mean, you're the only person from business school

who I hang out with.

I get lonely, but that's why I hang out with you.

Hm.

Wait, aren't you and Derek planning to live together?

I don't know.

Maybe he's not ready yet.

Really?

You sounded so sure last time.

Being single should feel amazing, right?

I mean, you're the lucky one.

At least you and your parents want the same thing, a man.

Not really.

Only an Indian doctor or a lawyer will do.

But what if he's like bald or fat?

It doesn't matter.

He can get a hair transplant like Salman Khan.

Oh, you mean like the Khan Academy guy?

Oh, I love his YouTube videos.

Seriously?

No!

You know, my mom,

nevermind.

No, come on, tell me.

Okay, well, she signed me up for this matrimonial website.

- What? - Yeah.

Slim, fair-skinned, South Asian professional.

And you let her?

I didn't know.

You're a mess, girl.

She used my prom photo.

And then she said she took it off but I know she's lying.

Pinky aunty wouldn't lie, would she?

That's what you think.

You don't know her like I do.

But wait, didn't they love your last boyfriend?

Where was he from again?

Oh yeah, Kenya.

Like Obama.

Don't even start.

I mean,

you know, you don't have to deal with this.

Your parents will never try to find you a nice Indian boy.

You know my parents suspect, I'm sure.

My mom,

she even suggested that I get together with you.

Oh my god.

My parents too.

- Really? - Yeah.

Rohan is such a nice looking boy.

Well, they're not wrong.

I even told them that you were out of the closet

and it didn't make a bit of difference.

What closet?

Rohan is just focusing on his career right now.

Your mom is clueless.

My dad's no better.

Rohan is so busy.

He will get straight soon enough.

Straight.

It's ridiculous.

I let my mom talk me into this.

Me too!

You know, I've been to all the conventions, Gujarati, Patel,

but I'm just resistant to date other types of Indians.

You must know the feeling.

Yeah, I totally get you.

So,

you don't date a lot, do you?

No, not really.

What about you?

Nah.

I'm just too busy working at McKinley.

It's a Fortune 500 companies.

Yeah, I know.

I work in a nonprofit.

Oh.

Okay.

Well, I'm gonna go get a drink.

Great idea.

I could use a couple of tequila shots.

You know, actually,

I'm not even thirsty anymore.

Good luck with your search.

See yah!

You have a way with men.

Rohan?

what are you doing here?

I know.

Not my scene.

But no harm in trying, you know.

I thought you were committed to Derek.

I am, I am.

But I just came to support you.

Plus my parents suggested,

you know, gotta appease the parents.

Man, this is so unreal.

Tell me about it.

The last time I saw so many excited Indians in one place

was in Costco.

Oh, you know what?

I should move away from you,

otherwise, I'll scare away your potential mates.

Mates?

You make me sound like a cow.

And I'm doing a pretty good job of scaring them away myself,

thank you very much.

But isn't that what it's all about?

Mating?

That and also having beautiful Indian

light-skinned baby boys?

Ew.

Oh, you know what?

There's a friend of Dorothy over there making eyes on me.

I'll check you out later.

Friend of Dorothy's.

Are we in Oz now?

Tara, hi!

Of course, how are you?

Good to see you.

Same here.

What are you doing here?

You're always so popular and you're gorgeous.

Stop.

Well, I was engaged,

but my future mother-in-law

turned out to be a complete psycho.

Oh wow.

What about you?

Well, I just haven't met the right guy.

And here we are.

Both pushing 30.

Have you tried any of the dating apps?

I have.

But, you know, I just keep getting profiles

of those weirdos.

Hey, is that Rohan?

Yeah.

You know, I always had a thing for him.

Believe me, you won't succeed there.

We just aren't his type if you catch my drift.

Really?

Yeah.

Oh shit.

All the best friends are gone.

Wait, why is he even here?

Why not?

You think all of these uptight Asian men are straight?

You'd be surprised.

Those aunties who organized this would be horrified.

Hey, Abishek! What are you doing here?

Hey, Seema, how's it going?

Good, how are you?

Doing all right.

Thought I check it out.

Oh, I'll catch you guys later.

- Bye. - Bye.

Are you having fun?

Hey, Tara.

Hi! How's it going?

Good, how are you?

Good.

So what do you do?

I work at Accenture on the VP track.

Impressive.

Thank you.

So, which state in India are your parents from?

Does it really matter?

UP and they're in case you're dying to know.

I don't care about the caste.

So why do you care about the state?

It's your culture I wanted to know about.

Anyways, I grew up in Bihar.

So you seem to be an ABCD.

That sounds like a disease.

American-born confused desi.

And what are you? A FOB?

What's your point?

Hey, that term is offensive.

Look, I go to India for every family wedding.

The last one had French food,

Bollywood music, Ukrainian pole dancers.

You know what?

You have an attitude problem.

I really feel bad for the man who marries you.

Oh yeah?

I got his number.

I know, I know, Derek.

But variety is a spice of life.

Besides, I saved that poor chap from a terrible,

dismal life in the closet, believe me.

Well, at least one of us succeeded.

Wait a minute, you didn't tell all these people

about your rinky-dinky non-profit job, did you?

You're killing your chances of getting laid.

So what?

I should exaggerate my salary like all of these dumbasses?

Yeah!

You know what? Screw it.

I'm gonna die a cat lady.

Well, if it doesn't work out with me and Derek,

I'll join you.

Hey, what are you up to tomorrow?

I've got a date with this Asian guy.

Oh, quite the social Susie.

What?

Another metaphor I don't get.

You are a regular intellectual carrot.

Now, I'm rumming off on you.

To the start of a beautiful relationship.

Wow.

I haven't eaten at a Korean restaurant

since I became a vegetarian.

Oh, you're a vegetarian?

Koreans eat beef.

I know.

Beef is a no-no for Hindus.

Beef is a yes, yes for me.

Thank you for coming.

The dating app bumps us all together.

And your name is Kevin, so I thought, why not?

Oh, that's my American name.

Oh, you're not American?

I want to be American.

- Ah. - I'm from North Korea.

But I thought Kim Jong made it hard for you guys to leave.

Across the border from Pyongyang to Seoul.

Pyongyang?

Don't know the capital of North Korea?

Oh, sorry.

I thought Seoul was the capital.

South Korea!

Whatever.

I want to go back to Pyongyang one day.

Make Korea free.

You better not say that too loud, right?

Why?

Americans don't want Korea free?

We do, we do.

It was a joke.

I just mean, what if Kim Jong has some spies here?

You're not important enough.

Hey, that was rude.

You being funny again.

No, I saw India once in that Slumdog movie.

Very dirty and crowded.

I would much rather live in India than Pyongyang.

You can come to Pyongyang till I make it free.

But that might take some time.

I mean, wasn't Kim Jong's uncle chopped up?

American propaganda.

Hey.

we go to your place and Netflix and chill.

Wow, okay.

Slow down, buddy.

That is way too soon.

I like Indian girls who are American.

Really?

That's nice.

They easy.

I don't,

I'm not so sure I like Korean boys who aren't American.

I'll be American soon.

Well, I'm gonna go.

It was nice to meet you.

- Where are you going? - Take care.

It looks like I've gotta go buy a cat.

You want your kimchi?

Tara?

Hi! So sorry to keep you waiting.

I had a code blue at the hospital.

Oh, that's no problem.

Sit down.

Yeah, it was an emergency.

Cardiac arrest, you know.

Can't postpone that until tomorrow.

No, you can't.

Do you wanna drink?

Yeah.

Oh, you go ahead.

- It's all good. - Okay.

I like a bossy woman.

In fact, my boss is a woman.

Well, I can be a bit bossy.

Well, after working in the medical profession

for a number of years now,

I have realized that life is a lot like the large intestine.

You have to wait through a lot shit before you get through.

You know, this place has the best mashed potatoes.

We should get some.

They're delicious.

And they're mashed.

They're great for your intestines.

You have a sense of humor.

I like that.

Anyway, as I was saying,

once the emergency was over,

the family thanked me profusely.

Wow, that's amazing.

Yeah, once it's all said and done,

I admitted three people to the ER,

a GI bleed, heart attack, a pneumonia.

Oh, looks like I gotta go.

I'm so sorry about that, but catch you later sometime?

Yeah, okay.

It's such a pleasure to meet you.

- Bye. - Bye-bye.

Have a good night. - You too.

Wow, you are on fire tonight.

That must have been one heck of a date.

It was.

This guy, Sid, he's so handsome and so funny.

And he's a doctor.

It's perfect.

Well, I'm gonna call it.

I think this guy's the one.

I hope so.

I mean, I had a lot of fun,

but, you know, I've met a lot of Doug

and it's just our first date.

I don't wanna get ahead of himself.

But for the first time in a while,

I felt like I had,

we had a connection.

Shit!

What?

That's Sid with someone else.

It's probably just somebody of,

son of a bitch!

Wait, why are you so upset?

Rohan?

Wait, come back, Rohan!

Derek!

What the,

this isn't an office party.

Who's this guy?

Who are you?

Calm down.

We're just chatting.

Oh, you're chatting.

You're chatting?

What the hell, man.

You could've had her!

You could have had her! You could have had her!

What the hell!

All right.

Just don't tell anyone about this.

It's not what it looks like.

You okay?

- Yeah. - Who was that?

My ex.

Your ex?

All right!

- We're going. - Fine! Geez.

I don't wanna eat there anyways.

He has to go to some party for his boss.

Bastard.

You didn't have to burst my bubble.

Oh, and you'd rather just stay in whatever that was?

At least I could have had a few beautiful months with him.

You're delusional, okay?

At least I'm glad I found out.

You were scoping out other men

at the matchmaking event.

You know, that was just,

that was just me finding out what I wanted, okay?

It was one date.

We had gelato.

I think I'll get a dog.

What happened to cat lady?

No, cats are assholes.

Just like Sid.

Nah, don't worry so much.

You'll rebound.

With my luck?

I don't know.

Just try again.

Hey!

I just got something from my app.

- Oh. - He's cute.

Not bad, but he likes reality TV,

so more my type, don't you think?

I don't know what else I can-

Damn it! I can't win.

You sure can't.

Here's looking at you, kid.

Pandit ji says,

this has been really, really good for us, Dicky.

You are talking like a

Here I'm dreaming of getting into the club and we-

We'll get in, Dicky.

We'll get in.

It is not your bloody astrology, okay?

It is going to be my donations.

Listen, Bulbul and Khanna are in.

So we'll be also in.

Bulbul is also sneaky.

She gets these designer saris from India.

Dicky, don't you think their son

will be a perfect match for our daughter, Tara?

They both are lawyers.

Oh, Pinky, you are such an idiot!

I'm talking about getting into the club.

Don't worry, Dicky.

You know, we do a party and invite famous people.

Yeah, that'd be a good idea.

I think we should invite Clinton.

Give him a big donation to his library.

And we call that Monica woman.

No, no, no, no.

You don't know where Hillary will be next year.

I think we should have that singer.

Hello!

Oh, stop it, you two!

Always fighting like little boys.

Come sit.

Thank you, thank you.

No, Goldie.

The doctor has said no mithai for you.

Tell me now, how was the sagai?

Oh, you know, having the party at the club

was just an inspired idea.

You know, I bought that new Neeta Lulla sari of mine?

Everyone just raved about it all evening.

It was just marvelous.

Wow.

Must have been great.

Costed me a fortune.

In fact, I think our Rahul

would be really good for her, no?

I talked to him actually the other day about it.

Sumit, when are you going to start applying?

Papa's telling everybody that you aced the MCAT.

Just leave me alone, didi, okay?

What's the hurry?

Can I have some fun?

Papa?

Whatever happened to your golf club membership?

Yeah, did you get any sponsors?

Don't scoff.

Golf club is the place

where you make all the right connections, okay?

I know, I know.

It gets you in the gut that Khanna uncle got in.

That small town

and you from Bombay Medical College.

That bastard.

He must know some board members.

And must have asked him while feeling his prostate.

Really, Papa?

And here I thought you guys were such great friends.

I mean they come to all your parties.

But, you know, my boss is actually a part of that club.

No, no, I can't ask him.

And why not?

He'll come crawling to me when he has a guest.

Oh god, Papa.

He's a self-made man, you know, just like you.

Hey, Sumit.

I can call in a few favors.

I know Dr. Kumar very well.

So basically you are telling me to get certification

for something that I didn't do?

Can't I just work for some volunteer organizations,

Sisters of Mercy in Calcutta or something?

Don't be foolish.

No mercy, mercy needed.

I know Kumar very well.

I invite him every year to the annual meeting.

Give it the rest, Dicky.

Let's stop arguing.

Come on, guys.

Oh god, Ma.

We should drop that nickname not done here.

Having nickname is a part of a Punjabi culture.

I like being called Dicky.

What's your problem?

Don't change the topic now.

It happens in America too.

You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours.

Don't be so cynical.

Where would this country be otherwise?

The country will be where it always was, okay?

The streets don't come paved with gold.

Stop pussyfooting around it.

Dicky, mind your language.

Beta, your dad is right.

You have it too easy.

We came from India with nothing.

Oh really, Mama?

I thought that your family was richer than Papa's.

Aren't they in politics?

Isn't it supposed to be very profitable?

Yes.

Politics is a lucrative profession in India.

I came from nothing.

You should brag about Tara to the aunties.

Look at her.

Already a partner and she's not even 30.

He has a point, you know, Tara.

Once you are 30, it's all downhill.

Oh god, I hope not, Ma.

I'm running in the Breast Cancer Awareness Marathon

this month.

You know, everything is going well

and it's in the right place.

But seriously,

I am thinking of taking your advice, you know.

You really mean that, Tara?

How about that Rahul?

Not much money in antitrust law,

but you can turn him around.

I'll have you know Rahul is not interested.

He's just come out of the closet.

Come out of the closet?

Yeah, his parents are the only ones who don't know.

What was he doing in the closet to begin with?

Let me talk to Bulbul.

You are well-toned, you are beautiful.

Oh-hoh, Mama, you're not getting it.

She's trying to tell you that he's gay.

Don't be silly, Sumit.

He's focused on his law career right now.

No time for girls.

He'll get straight soon enough.

And anyway, this is all because,

we can always introduce you to other boys.

Yes, yes, Tara.

How about Shaadi.com?

You can go out and take your time with these boys.

Fill them out.

For a quickie.

Oh god.

So you mean sample them like you sample Indian food?

Don't be smart with me, Tara.

The best boys get taken early.

Young Indian girls are willing to give so much.

We used to call them.

Okay, just stop.

The image of you holding Papa off is just...

Anyway, she's just trying to be coy with you.

She's already found a guy in her law firm.

Sumit, shut up!

I was going to warn them first.

No dot com for me.

David and I are planning on getting married.

David, who is he?

Jehovah's Witness?

Mormon?

Just like that Romney chap?

I hate those women.

Always ringing the bell.

You could not find a Hindu?

Papa, Ma, I didn't think you guys were so religious.

I mean, David's dad is a Catholic.

I've always liked the idea of midnight mass and confession.

Don't talk so lightly, Tara.

Your mom and I are practicing Hindus.

I never miss Mahabharat on TV or Jodha Akbar.

Your mother's Pujas are the talk of the town.

Everybody wants to get invited.

Isn't that an oxymoron though

competing for the greatest Puja?

Don't make light of my Pujas, Dicky.

But seriously, Tara,

I wish you would've found a nice Indian guy.

But, you know, that's what under the bridge

like that song says.

Oh my, I think you're talking about that Garfunkel guy.

I think he was talking about more serious things than this.

But anyway, you'll like David's dad.

I mean, he's just like you guys,

into big parties and a Republican as well.

Okay, Tara, let's invite David over for my next party.

If he can deal with Bulbul and my friends,

we can consider him.

What is this I hear from your mom, huh?

We can apply again after we have raised your MCAT score.

In the meanwhile, you can do research in NIH.

That's a good idea, Sumit.

Working in DC high schools.

Are you out of your mind?

Look at where you've come from.

All those DC crime infested schools?

I'm concerned.

But, Mama, that's the point.

They need people like me who are well-educated

so that we could go to these schools and help people out.

Isn't that part of Hindu Dharma?

Don't be smart with me.

I am the one who's providing you with all this.

DC high schools are going to give you this?

Try to understand.

It's going to be a great experience for me.

It'll be good for my resume.

It's Teach for America.

It's not some random place.

And in fact, you guys are always telling me

that Rahul is doing something.

Rahul is at the soup kitchen.

He's volunteering here or there.

You know, I'm trying to make a difference.

Yeah, yeah, helping the destitute.

Okay, Mama.

They're not destitute.

They're troubled maybe, but not destitute.

Destitute, troubled, it's the same thing.

I just want you to know,

Tara is coming with David on Sunday.

Don't forget to come.

And he's a good boy.

Your dad likes him.

Oh, I'll be there on Sunday, of course.

To meet the upper crust of the country club.

Laugh.

This upper crust pays for your Teach for America.

No money, no honey in America, okay?

♪ I know you want it ♪

♪ But you're never gonna get it ♪

Right, Papa.

I was just telling David's dad

that you wanted to join the club.

David, it was so gracious of your father to invite us

to the party at the club.

Dad said he had a good time at lunch.

They're always looking for big donors like you

to help out at the club.

Hey, here is Dr. Khanna, my friend,

and his wife, Bulbul.

Hey, I was just telling him

about your recent introduction to the club.

Good to see you, again.

Hey, David.

And I was telling David's dad to get you into the club.

It'll be great if we all can play at the same club.

You know, the club is such a classy place.

The atmosphere and the ambiance there-

Yes, yes, Bulbul, we all know.

You don't have to rub it in.

This is quite a party.

I've only seen Bollywood on television and the saris

and the music and singing here are are fantastic.

You know, David, I really work hard for these parties.

It shows.

Oh, aunty, my mom was so upset that Monica didn't come.

She's convinced that's why Bill Clinton didn't come.

Really? Bill Clinton?

I am impressed.

There are plenty of VIPs in this place.

That lady over there,

she's running for the House of Delegates.

Oh really?

I think I should go and meet her.

Really looking forward to going to India.

Never been to that part of the world.

And Tara keeps telling me how elegant

and exquisite Rajasthan is for the wedding.

You know, our daughter just got married in Udaipur

at the Lake Palace Hotel.

It's such an elegant location.

And it's nothing like the India

that they show in the Slumdog movies.

You were there.

It is such a beautiful place.

So many rich people attended.

I wonder what's keeping Sumit.

He really works very hard.

He was doing a lot of great things with those kids.

You know, it's wonderful work that he's doing,

teaching all those children

who don't even know who their little fathers are.

Can't overgeneralize.

I'm sure there's a lot of good kids that just want to learn.

That's why he started those AP classes.

Actually, Pinky, David is absolutely right.

You know, we need good teachers in this country

and good lawyers.

Ladies, David, what are you doing here?

Don't waste time.

Oh, this nice music.

Let's dance.

Dance.

Mom.

Isn't Sumit thinking of renting a place by the high school?

DC schools don't pay him enough.

Mom and dad are thinking of buying Sumit the condo

in DuPont Circle.

Oh, nice.

You're hoping it'll get him right back on track, huh, dad?

No money means no honey, huh?

Yes, yes.

You lawyers charge in the arm and a leg.

You of all people should understand that.

Mrs. Bajaj,

I just want to say what Sumit is doing is very, very noble,

and if he doesn't step up and who will?

It'll be a great experience for Sumit, you'll see.

It's teach and leaves and no time at all.

Our Sumit is very busy.

No time even for a girlfriend.

Hey, Ma. Hey, Pa.

This is Francine or Frannie.

Hi, folks.

It's nice to meet everybody.

Hey, Sumit.

I'm glad you could make it!

Hi, didi, how are you?

So good to see you. - Oh, good to see you too.

Hey, David, what's up?

Congratulations.

Thank you, thank you so much.

Hi, Tara!

Hi, David!

Hi!

And congratulations.

I heard you're getting married.

Oh, thank you so much!

Thank you. We're really excited about going to India.

If you get married in India,

they'll make you look like a princess

with elephants and colors.

It's beautiful.

Oh my goodness.

Frannie, you must come to India with us.

You'll see how grand Indian weddings can be.

It'll be so fabulous.

Oh, I definitely want to come.

So do you work at Sumit's school?

Is that how you guys met?

I do actually.

And the kids love him.

I'm the no nonsense teacher, Ms. Frannie,

the English teacher, but they just love him.

Frannie, did you grow up here?

I did actually, right up the street.

Yeah, yeah.

She was two streets down actually.

So that's really funny that we never bumped into each other.

We have some major big news for you.

I just got down on one knee and proposed tonight.

Pour me some.

You want some?

The wedding venue has to be changed, Dicky.

How can I take her with me?

Don't worry.

Don't worry, Pinky.

We'll deal with it somehow.

I have ministers, even a governor in my family.

I'll talk to Sumit.

Try to change his mind.

Maybe, maybe he doesn't have to attend the wedding.

We can always tell the people

that he's done something criminal.

He's in jail.

Your uncle, the minister,

he was implicated in a murder case, wasn't he?

He's still invited to all the parties.

Come on.

At least the club membership is a possibility now.

Daddy, I can see your office from here.

Oh yeah.

What a great view.

Sumit, you're really going to miss this place.

Well, I'm not really gonna miss those parking tickets,

if you know what I mean.

Not sour grapes out.

How did you two manage to be so different

than your parents?

I don't know.

Anyway, you good here?

I have to take this.

- Yes. - Yeah.

Here's some other stuff that we need to pack.

Thanks.

Oh, Ikea?

Mom would shutter.

Sumit, give them some time.

They will come around.

Give them some time?

Frannie's dad went to visit them.

He was so disrespected.

They tricked us out of coming to your wedding in India

and not to mention

we never got an invite for your reception.

Okay.

Give them some time.

Look, they're just narrow-minded.

That's how they grew up.

It's really funny to me, Tara,

how when it comes to your choices they're so accepting.

And when it comes to me they're not.

It's a lot for them to take in.

I'm not defending them.

Look.

First, you didn't go to med school,

then you spring Frannie on them without preparing them.

I mean, what do you expect?

Hold on, hold on a second.

How do you think Frannie feels all about this?

You don't think that she's insulted?

You told her the whole truth?

She's not a fool.

She wasn't born yesterday.

I mean, this is such petty bullshit.

You think her people went through the whole

civil rights movement for this day?

It's ridiculous.

Just give them some time.

They're our parents.

They're not bad people.

But they are what they are.

You can't reject them anymore

than you can disown your whole community.

Well done, young lady.

You'll make a great lawyer one day.

Thanks, Dr. J.

I just wanna bring my family back together.

Come on, Pinky.

Let's get going.

We are getting late.

So nice of Elijah to sponsor us.

Let's invite him someday.

Yeah, we'll do that.

But let's get going.

Pinky, you look fabulous.

Finally, you'll be in the club.

It's not done as yet.

We still need chairman's approval.

Oh, doctor, you are in.

You are in, my brother.

You are in.

- It's about time, right? - Yes, let's go.

Yeah, let's go.

Let's go, we're gonna be late.

Hello!

Hey, good to see you again.

Hello, good to see you.

You look lovely today.

Thank you.

You're looking spectacular.

Just like the weather, it is beautiful out today.

Well, it's his big day.

Hello, Dr. Khanna. - Hey, Elijah.

Good to see you again.

Dr. Bajaj, hey.

I was just talking to the chairman of the board.

He knows you.

He knows me?

He says he knows you.

You know, he's a cardiologist.

Very well-known family related to Colin Powell.

And he knows me?

And here I thought,

Dr. Khanna and you are the only people I know in the club.

Don't worry.

I told him that you have many famous people

in your family too.

Wasn't that your uncle last year all over the news?

Come on.

He was not my uncle.

It's Pinky's.

Oh, here comes Dr. Johnson now.

Dr. Johnson.

Good to see you.

How you doing?

You know Dr. Khanna?

Dr. Johnson, good to see you again.

And Dr. Bajaj who I told you all about.

Dr. Bajaj.

Good to meet you once again.

We have a lot to talk about.