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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,568 --> 00:00:05,159 # 2 00:00:05,179 --> 00:00:06,856 Want some hand lotion? 3 00:00:06,876 --> 00:00:08,423 How many times I got to say no? 4 00:00:08,443 --> 00:00:10,747 Men can take care of their skin, too. 5 00:00:10,767 --> 00:00:12,241 Yeah, men in California. 6 00:00:13,274 --> 00:00:16,213 We have got to get you on a plane one of these days. 7 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:19,521 I was thinking, maybe we can spend Thanksgiving at my mom's. 8 00:00:19,541 --> 00:00:21,914 You know, it's the first one since my dad passed. 9 00:00:21,934 --> 00:00:23,046 Of course. 10 00:00:23,066 --> 00:00:25,092 - You're the best. - I know. 11 00:00:25,112 --> 00:00:26,745 So, who's gonna tell your mom? 12 00:00:26,765 --> 00:00:29,226 I'm sure when we're not there she'll figure it out. 13 00:00:29,246 --> 00:00:30,695 Want to rock-paper-scissors for it? 14 00:00:31,501 --> 00:00:34,231 Or you tell her and I won't squirt you. 15 00:00:34,251 --> 00:00:35,885 You wouldn't dare. 16 00:00:35,905 --> 00:00:37,104 You're gonna smell so pretty. 17 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:38,714 - Get that away from me. - Come here! 18 00:00:38,734 --> 00:00:40,411 Come here! 19 00:00:40,431 --> 00:00:41,717 No. Baby. 20 00:00:41,737 --> 00:00:43,839 # 21 00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:46,156 - Morning. - Morning. 22 00:00:46,176 --> 00:00:47,418 Good morning. 23 00:00:47,438 --> 00:00:50,801 Mrs. McAllister, I was hoping to talk to you about Thanksgiving. 24 00:00:50,821 --> 00:00:52,249 Well, sure. 25 00:00:52,269 --> 00:00:56,373 I really think me, Mandy and CeeCee need to spend it at my mom's. 26 00:00:57,283 --> 00:01:00,301 This is the first Thanksgiving since your dad passed. 27 00:01:00,321 --> 00:01:02,164 Of course you should. 28 00:01:02,184 --> 00:01:03,954 Oh. Thank you. 29 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:06,303 That's a relief. 30 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:08,091 Why? 31 00:01:08,772 --> 00:01:09,980 Why what? 32 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,295 Why would you think that I would be upset that 33 00:01:12,315 --> 00:01:15,221 you want to spend Thanksgiving with your grieving mother? 34 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:16,273 Well... 35 00:01:16,293 --> 00:01:17,916 What kind of monster do you think I am? 36 00:01:20,515 --> 00:01:21,627 Um... 37 00:01:21,647 --> 00:01:23,647 JIM: Georgie, let's go. We got to get to work. 38 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:24,977 Got to go. Thanks again. 39 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:27,719 [hushed]: You saved my butt. 40 00:01:27,739 --> 00:01:29,537 Keep moving. Keep moving. 41 00:01:32,875 --> 00:01:34,585 # 42 00:01:53,852 --> 00:01:55,171 [coos] 43 00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:03,223 # 44 00:02:04,820 --> 00:02:08,717 Hey. This is a nice surprise. 45 00:02:08,737 --> 00:02:10,893 Just wanted to drop off some of CeeCee's old clothes 46 00:02:10,913 --> 00:02:12,286 for the donation room. 47 00:02:12,306 --> 00:02:13,678 Oh. 48 00:02:13,698 --> 00:02:15,941 Are you sure you don't want to hang on to these 49 00:02:15,961 --> 00:02:17,639 in case you have another one? 50 00:02:17,659 --> 00:02:20,032 Oh, we ain't planning on another one just yet. 51 00:02:20,052 --> 00:02:22,774 You weren't planning on the first one, either. 52 00:02:22,794 --> 00:02:24,113 Fair point. 53 00:02:25,132 --> 00:02:26,800 While I'm here, I wanted to let you know 54 00:02:26,820 --> 00:02:28,780 we're gonna come to your place for Thanksgiving. 55 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:29,873 Oh. 56 00:02:29,993 --> 00:02:32,219 I'm not doing Thanksgiving this year. 57 00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:33,437 What are you talking about? 58 00:02:33,457 --> 00:02:35,483 Well, Sheldon's in school, 59 00:02:35,503 --> 00:02:37,485 and Missy got invited to a friend's. 60 00:02:37,505 --> 00:02:39,661 Well, she can't go. It's Thanksgiving. 61 00:02:39,681 --> 00:02:41,793 I already told her she could. 62 00:02:41,813 --> 00:02:45,754 And to be perfectly honest, I don't feel like celebrating. 63 00:02:45,774 --> 00:02:47,451 But this was Dad's favorite holiday. 64 00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:51,183 I know, and doing it without him would just be too hard. 65 00:02:51,889 --> 00:02:54,154 Fine. Then come have dinner at the McAllisters'. 66 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,319 With your mother-in-law? 67 00:02:57,655 --> 00:02:59,985 Not for a million dollars. 68 00:03:00,005 --> 00:03:02,107 Oh, come on. She's not a monster. 69 00:03:03,661 --> 00:03:05,252 Come on. 70 00:03:05,272 --> 00:03:06,764 No. 71 00:03:07,883 --> 00:03:10,652 Fine. I didn't want to do this, but as the man of the house, 72 00:03:10,672 --> 00:03:12,596 I'm putting my foot down. You're coming. 73 00:03:13,802 --> 00:03:15,153 I have a foot of my own. 74 00:03:15,173 --> 00:03:17,197 Would you like to know where I'm gonna put it? 75 00:03:18,459 --> 00:03:19,657 No, ma'am. 76 00:03:19,677 --> 00:03:20,952 All right, then. 77 00:03:25,509 --> 00:03:27,176 All right, then. 78 00:03:33,865 --> 00:03:35,543 Maybe next year, we can take CeeCee 79 00:03:35,563 --> 00:03:37,545 to the Macy's Parade. [gasps] 80 00:03:37,565 --> 00:03:39,764 You're not taking my granddaughter to New York City. 81 00:03:39,784 --> 00:03:41,538 She'll come back a Democrat. 82 00:03:42,874 --> 00:03:44,247 She's a baby. 83 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:47,239 A God-fearing, Republican baby. 84 00:03:48,140 --> 00:03:49,296 Sorry I'm late. 85 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:50,645 Hey. How'd it go? 86 00:03:50,665 --> 00:03:52,821 She don't want to do Thanksgiving. 87 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:54,799 What do you mean, like she doesn't want to cook? 88 00:03:54,819 --> 00:03:56,338 She don't want to do it at all. 89 00:03:56,358 --> 00:03:57,739 May I interject? 90 00:03:57,759 --> 00:03:58,827 What? 91 00:03:58,847 --> 00:04:01,264 I'm considering getting a cat. 92 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:02,831 Connor, not now. 93 00:04:02,851 --> 00:04:04,876 Let me know when. 94 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:07,052 She knows she's welcome here, right? 95 00:04:07,072 --> 00:04:09,098 She just wants to sit home by herself. 96 00:04:09,118 --> 00:04:10,611 What are you gonna do? 97 00:04:11,216 --> 00:04:14,354 I don't know. I hate the thought of her being all alone. 98 00:04:15,864 --> 00:04:17,628 Now? 99 00:04:17,648 --> 00:04:19,717 Fine. 100 00:04:19,737 --> 00:04:21,491 You're never alone if you have a cat. 101 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:24,189 # 102 00:04:26,135 --> 00:04:27,725 Oh, come on, Missy. 103 00:04:27,745 --> 00:04:29,684 If you come, Mom has to. 104 00:04:29,704 --> 00:04:31,599 Why are you making this such a big deal? 105 00:04:31,619 --> 00:04:34,166 It's a big deal 'cause we're gonna be together as a family. 106 00:04:34,186 --> 00:04:35,298 Is Sheldon coming? 107 00:04:35,318 --> 00:04:36,604 We're gonna mostly 108 00:04:36,624 --> 00:04:38,475 be together as a family. 109 00:04:38,495 --> 00:04:40,085 MISSY: Well, I've made other plans. 110 00:04:40,105 --> 00:04:41,913 [sighs] Please. 111 00:04:41,933 --> 00:04:43,306 Mom needs this. 112 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:45,352 Mom needs a lobotomy. 113 00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:46,892 All right, I'm done asking. 114 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:49,094 I'm telling you you're coming. 115 00:04:49,114 --> 00:04:51,042 [click, dial tone] 116 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:55,144 So, is she coming? 117 00:04:55,164 --> 00:04:56,363 That's not funny. 118 00:04:56,383 --> 00:04:57,842 [chuckles] Sorry. 119 00:04:57,862 --> 00:04:59,279 Here, let me try. 120 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,922 Yeah, sure. Why not? 121 00:05:04,956 --> 00:05:07,330 Hey, Missy, it's Mandy. About Thanksgiving... 122 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:08,973 [click, dial tone] 123 00:05:10,092 --> 00:05:12,324 Mm-hmm. Hurts, don't it? 124 00:05:14,226 --> 00:05:16,861 Sweet of Georgie to worry so much about his mom. 125 00:05:16,881 --> 00:05:18,515 It is. 126 00:05:18,535 --> 00:05:22,117 I hope our kids worry about me when I'm a widow. 127 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:26,697 What makes you think I'm gonna go first? 128 00:05:26,717 --> 00:05:28,515 Jim. 129 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:31,006 Fine. 130 00:05:31,026 --> 00:05:33,356 And of course they're gonna worry about you. 131 00:05:33,376 --> 00:05:34,923 I'm not so sure. 132 00:05:34,943 --> 00:05:37,708 Amanda's likely to stick me in a home 133 00:05:37,728 --> 00:05:39,928 first chance she gets. 134 00:05:39,948 --> 00:05:42,964 On the bright side, Connor will probably be your roommate. 135 00:05:44,082 --> 00:05:45,662 Very funny. 136 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:49,111 Hope you like cats. 137 00:05:49,131 --> 00:05:51,668 # 138 00:05:53,962 --> 00:05:56,988 Hey. What are you doing here? 139 00:05:57,008 --> 00:05:59,208 I thought I'd bring Georgie some lunch, slice of pie. 140 00:05:59,228 --> 00:06:00,905 He's on a tow truck run. 141 00:06:00,925 --> 00:06:02,211 Oh, shoot. 142 00:06:02,231 --> 00:06:03,386 What kind of pie? 143 00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:05,170 Why? 144 00:06:05,190 --> 00:06:06,868 Oh, I was just curious. 145 00:06:06,888 --> 00:06:08,609 It's pecan, his favorite. 146 00:06:08,629 --> 00:06:10,393 I was hoping to cheer him up. 147 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:13,309 Yeah, he has been a little moody lately. 148 00:06:13,329 --> 00:06:15,050 Kind of snapped on a customer. 149 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:16,269 What happened? 150 00:06:16,289 --> 00:06:18,358 Well, they wished him a happy Thanksgiving, 151 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,403 and he said, "Whatever." 152 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:22,405 Ooh, for him, that's bad. 153 00:06:22,425 --> 00:06:24,266 Yeah, it was hard to watch. 154 00:06:25,602 --> 00:06:28,324 Well, this is his first Thanksgiving without his dad. 155 00:06:28,344 --> 00:06:30,326 Sure, that's rough. 156 00:06:30,346 --> 00:06:31,893 George was a good man. 157 00:06:31,913 --> 00:06:33,764 Sure was. 158 00:06:33,784 --> 00:06:35,723 You know, I thought we'd be celebrating 159 00:06:35,743 --> 00:06:37,855 Thanksgivings together for a long time. 160 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:39,857 Me, too. 161 00:06:39,877 --> 00:06:41,946 But, uh... [sniffles] 162 00:06:41,966 --> 00:06:44,209 guess you never know what the future holds. 163 00:06:44,229 --> 00:06:46,549 Makes you appreciate what you do have. 164 00:06:47,711 --> 00:06:48,910 We're really lucky. 165 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:51,347 [voice shaking]: We sure are. 166 00:06:51,367 --> 00:06:52,392 Don't you go anywhere. 167 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,568 Oh, I won't, baby girl. 168 00:06:54,588 --> 00:06:56,385 MANDY: You better not. 169 00:06:57,242 --> 00:06:59,224 [sighs] I should go. 170 00:06:59,244 --> 00:07:01,792 [sniffles] All right. Well, thanks for stopping by. 171 00:07:01,812 --> 00:07:03,446 Don't eat Georgie's lunch. 172 00:07:03,466 --> 00:07:05,448 I am hungry, but I won't. 173 00:07:05,468 --> 00:07:07,788 # 174 00:07:09,211 --> 00:07:10,801 So, how's it going? 175 00:07:10,821 --> 00:07:13,848 My little great-granddaughter saying "meemaw" yet? 176 00:07:13,868 --> 00:07:15,327 No, just "dada." 177 00:07:15,347 --> 00:07:17,199 Pisses me off. 178 00:07:17,219 --> 00:07:18,466 Uh, enjoy it. 179 00:07:18,486 --> 00:07:20,683 My kid doesn't even talk to me anymore. 180 00:07:20,703 --> 00:07:22,073 Why bring it up? 181 00:07:22,093 --> 00:07:24,848 It's called making conversation. 182 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:28,166 What about you? How you doing? 183 00:07:28,186 --> 00:07:29,295 I'm all right. 184 00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:30,952 I'm a little worried about your grandson. 185 00:07:30,972 --> 00:07:33,509 Oh. Is this about Thanksgiving? 186 00:07:34,715 --> 00:07:36,523 Well, you just got to give Mary time. 187 00:07:36,543 --> 00:07:38,394 When my husband died, I was just miserable 188 00:07:38,414 --> 00:07:39,961 those first few holidays. 189 00:07:39,981 --> 00:07:42,736 Maybe he died because you're miserable. 190 00:07:43,898 --> 00:07:45,140 It's a big house. 191 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,435 Go somewhere else. 192 00:07:50,992 --> 00:07:52,789 Good day. 193 00:07:55,344 --> 00:07:57,326 Um, so here's the thing. 194 00:07:57,346 --> 00:07:58,980 Georgie's going through a rough time, 195 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,155 and I want to help. 196 00:08:00,175 --> 00:08:02,113 What can I do? 197 00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:05,290 Well, it would mean a lot to him if you could be with us for Thanksgiving. 198 00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:07,597 [sighs]: Oh, honey, I am so sorry. 199 00:08:07,617 --> 00:08:09,904 I promised Dale I'd go camping with him. 200 00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:11,383 Oh, that's okay. It's all right. 201 00:08:11,403 --> 00:08:12,776 Just let me talk to Dale. 202 00:08:12,796 --> 00:08:14,942 We're not going camping! 203 00:08:17,671 --> 00:08:19,479 I was gone 20 seconds. 204 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,557 What the hell happened? 205 00:08:23,285 --> 00:08:25,615 We're having Thanksgiving with Georgie. 206 00:08:25,635 --> 00:08:27,878 I've been looking forward to this for months. 207 00:08:27,898 --> 00:08:30,446 Oh, I know, honey. I have, too. 208 00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:32,404 What time you want us? 209 00:08:32,424 --> 00:08:34,494 # 210 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,321 Your meemaw and Dale are coming. 211 00:08:36,341 --> 00:08:39,368 I just think it would mean a lot to your brother if you could be there. 212 00:08:39,388 --> 00:08:40,500 Okay. 213 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,589 Really? Thank you. 214 00:08:42,609 --> 00:08:44,721 But first, I need a little favor. 215 00:08:44,741 --> 00:08:46,897 - Anything. - Take me to get a tattoo. 216 00:08:46,917 --> 00:08:48,420 What? No. 217 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:49,639 You said, "Anything." 218 00:08:49,659 --> 00:08:51,815 Yeah, and then you said "tattoo." 219 00:08:51,835 --> 00:08:53,295 I guess I'm not going. 220 00:08:53,315 --> 00:08:54,992 Oh, come on. 221 00:08:55,012 --> 00:08:57,255 I can't decide between a dolphin or a sunflower. 222 00:08:57,275 --> 00:08:58,518 What do you think? 223 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:01,172 I am not taking you to get a tattoo. 224 00:09:01,192 --> 00:09:03,643 All right, well, maybe I'll see you at Christmas. 225 00:09:06,981 --> 00:09:08,735 - Ow, it hurts. - Good. 226 00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:18,450 Hey, Mary. 227 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:20,235 What brings you by? 228 00:09:20,255 --> 00:09:21,791 Just wanted to talk. 229 00:09:22,953 --> 00:09:24,500 If this is about Thanksgiving, 230 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:25,969 I'm not changing my mind. 231 00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:29,200 Well, your mom and Missy are coming. 232 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:30,582 I don't care. 233 00:09:32,049 --> 00:09:34,423 Look, I understand, I really do. I-I just think... 234 00:09:34,443 --> 00:09:35,816 You do not understand. 235 00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:37,851 You do not know what it's like to lose a husband. 236 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,604 I don't, um, 237 00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:43,432 but Georgie's struggling, too, 238 00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:44,907 and I think it would be great... 239 00:09:44,927 --> 00:09:46,914 Well, I'm sorry if I'm disappointing everyone, 240 00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:48,611 but this is what I need. 241 00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:51,299 And for once, I am putting myself first. 242 00:09:53,723 --> 00:09:55,651 Okay. Sorry. 243 00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:06,227 # 244 00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,414 Hey, I hope it's okay I invited Missy, 245 00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:12,635 Georgie's meemaw, and her fella Dale to Thanksgiving. 246 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:13,810 Her fella? 247 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:16,247 Her beau? 248 00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:19,120 I don't know what to call old people who are doing it. 249 00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:21,459 I've seen him. They're not doing it much. 250 00:10:23,361 --> 00:10:25,126 It's fine, the more the merrier. 251 00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:27,432 Okay. Thank you, I appreciate it. 252 00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:29,478 And don't think you're sticking me in a home someday. 253 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:31,523 I'm dying in this house. 254 00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:32,524 What? 255 00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:33,950 You heard me. 256 00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:36,093 What was that about? 257 00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:38,389 I-I don't know. 258 00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:42,622 So, good news, your family's coming to Thanksgiving. 259 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,058 Really? Everyone? 260 00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:47,583 Well, Meemaw, Dale and Missy. 261 00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:49,541 Oh, still no on my mom? 262 00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,718 Um, I tried, but... 263 00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:53,840 It's okay, this is great. Thank you. 264 00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,756 How'd you convince my sister? 265 00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:00,847 I ju-- I just asked nicely. 266 00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:03,773 That don't sound right. 267 00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:06,766 Well, what can I say? The kid loves me. 268 00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:10,639 # 269 00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:13,827 Go easy, Jim. 270 00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:15,524 My second one. 271 00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:18,092 It's 10:00 in the morning. 272 00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:21,389 Well, I'd put it back, but... it's already open. 273 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,707 - Table's all set. - Thank you. 274 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:25,839 Anything else I can do? 275 00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:27,362 We're good for now. 276 00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,712 Ooh, what's this? 277 00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:31,758 Well, that's cranberry sauce. 278 00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,531 Why ain't it shaped like the can? 279 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,849 It's homemade. 280 00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,067 Huh. 281 00:11:37,179 --> 00:11:39,494 Maybe next year we should spring for the good stuff. 282 00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:43,944 Smells delicious, Mom. 283 00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:45,728 Thank you, honey. 284 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:46,816 Why you all dressed up? 285 00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:49,427 I was told to look nice for company. 286 00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:51,549 That meant take a shower. 287 00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:53,813 Oh. 288 00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,032 Be right back. 289 00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:58,643 [doorbell rings] 290 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,571 Hey, happy Thanksgiving. 291 00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,312 - Come on in. - Happy Thanksgiving. 292 00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:07,184 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Gimme. 293 00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:08,577 There you go. 294 00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:09,883 [Mandy and Meemaw laugh] 295 00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:13,451 Forget the turkey, I'm gonna gobble you up. 296 00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:15,356 I won't be eating any children. 297 00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:18,500 Thank y'all so much for coming. 298 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,927 - You bet. - I had no choice. 299 00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:23,592 Good call on the socks. 300 00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:24,931 I'm not stupid. 301 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,125 That beer for you? 302 00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:36,823 No, ma'am, Mr. McAllister. 303 00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,476 Another one? 304 00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:40,174 Uh, I haven't been keeping count. 305 00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:43,046 Well, you let him know I am. 306 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:46,223 Or you let him know and I'll stay here and mash them potatoes. 307 00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:47,997 Tell him. 308 00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,786 [sports commentary playing on TV] 309 00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,455 I hope it wasn't too much trouble 310 00:12:58,475 --> 00:13:00,673 adding a bunch of people at the last minute. 311 00:13:00,693 --> 00:13:03,025 No problem at all. Audrey loves this. 312 00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:06,113 Does she need any help? 313 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:08,898 I have no idea. So, Dale... 314 00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:11,814 when are you two kids gonna make it official? 315 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,643 I've asked repeatedly. 316 00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,340 We don't need to get married. 317 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,168 We're fine just as we are. 318 00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:20,910 No, she's hoping somebody better comes along. 319 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,032 Don't you want the best for me? 320 00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:26,916 Okay, CeeCee's napping. What'd I miss? 321 00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:29,038 She don't want to marry me. 322 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:33,053 I really appreciate you coming. 323 00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,218 Well, I knew how important it was to you. 324 00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:37,971 What'd she bribe you with? 325 00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:41,191 Nothing. She just asked nicely. 326 00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:44,010 You're a lying sack of you-know-what. 327 00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:47,665 Welcome, everyone. 328 00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:51,506 As a special surprise, I have composed 329 00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:54,857 a Thanksgiving polka for accordion and turkey call. 330 00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:57,284 [playing slowly] 331 00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:00,765 [playing rapidly] 332 00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,944 # 333 00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:08,653 [turkey call warbling] 334 00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:09,992 [playing accordion] 335 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,262 [warbling] 336 00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:26,149 You stay right there, I got my guitar in the trunk. 337 00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:27,618 No. 338 00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,753 [doorbell rings] 339 00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,116 Mom? 340 00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:38,161 I hope it's okay I just dropped by. 341 00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,935 Oh, I'm so glad you're here. 342 00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:42,982 Come on in. 343 00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:46,169 Hey, look who came! 344 00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:48,117 [indistinct chatter] 345 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:52,393 I can't believe you got 'em all here. 346 00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:53,916 Well, what can I say? 347 00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,995 You knocked up a pretty special lady. 348 00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:59,966 You sure made your son happy today. 349 00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,402 I'm glad. 350 00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:02,707 I thought you were going camping. 351 00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,144 So did Dale. 352 00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:06,320 What? Just eat. 353 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:07,658 Okay. 354 00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:12,663 - Where you going? - To get another beer. 355 00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:15,840 Excuse me. 356 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,813 Oh, boy. 357 00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:24,153 Here comes one of our Thanksgiving traditions. 358 00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:27,776 Put that back, you've had enough. 359 00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:29,604 It's a holiday, I'm celebrating. 360 00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,736 You're embarrassing yourself is what you're doing. 361 00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:34,000 JIM: I'm having a good time! 362 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,349 Maybe you need a drink. 363 00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,438 AUDREY: I have been up since the crack of dawn 364 00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:40,180 putting this thing together. You are not gonna ruin it. 365 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,182 JIM: Oh, I'm not "rooning" anything. 366 00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:45,359 R-Roonin... Ru-in-ing. 367 00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:46,882 AUDREY:Oh, my God, listen to yourself. 368 00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:49,058 JIM: Eh, I'd rather listen to me than you. 369 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,451 Mom, can I get you anything else? 370 00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:52,366 I'm sorry, I have to go. 371 00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:53,628 AUDREY: Keep your voice down. 372 00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:54,629 Mary. 373 00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:56,100 Dang. 374 00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:59,228 JIM: It's my house, I will talk as lo-- as loud as I please. 375 00:16:00,718 --> 00:16:01,973 Where you going? 376 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,552 I'm sorry, I can't do this. 377 00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:06,597 Don't mind them, they argue all the time. 378 00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,121 It's not them. 379 00:16:08,341 --> 00:16:09,600 Then what? 380 00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,385 I... 381 00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:13,115 Tell me. 382 00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:15,911 [sighs] 383 00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:17,347 [chuckles softly] 384 00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:20,002 Your father and I used to argue 385 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:23,299 about him getting drunk on Thanksgiving, and... 386 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,705 I'll never get to do that again. 387 00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:29,697 You miss arguing with Dad? 388 00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:33,744 Yes. 389 00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:36,269 Mom... 390 00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:38,227 [crying] 391 00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,850 I'm going home. 392 00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:44,244 Please tell everybody I'm sorry. 393 00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:46,028 No, wait. 394 00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:48,368 I got a better idea. 395 00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:55,037 This is nice. 396 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,169 [chuckles] 397 00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:57,420 It is. 398 00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,815 Yeah, not creepy at all. 399 00:17:02,778 --> 00:17:04,532 What the heck is that?! 400 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:15,275 ♪ I fell into a burning ring of fire ♪ 401 00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:17,755 # I went down, down, down 402 00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:20,193 # And the flames went higher 403 00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:23,109 # And it burns, burns, burns 404 00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:24,110 Ouch! 405 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:27,069 # That ring of fire 406 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,071 ♪ That ring of fire ♪ 407 00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:31,672 Still better than camping. 408 00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:34,370 Everybody. 409 00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:39,690 ALL: # I fell into a burning ring of fire # 410 00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:40,952 Huh? 411 00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:42,954 # Went down, down, down 412 00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,608 # And the flames get higher 413 00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:45,653 Come on, Jim! 414 00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:48,003 # Burns, burns 415 00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,868 # That ring of fire 416 00:17:50,122 --> 00:17:51,985 # That ring of fire 417 00:17:52,548 --> 00:17:53,610 [turkey call warbles] 27735