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- Huh, weird.
- What?
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Well, this article says to put
cabbage leaves in your bra
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when you're ready
to stop breastfeeding.
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Why would you do that?
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To help dry up your milk.
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Wh-What happens
to the cabbage leaves?
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That's your question?
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Good news, my mail's finally
coming to this address.
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Oh, joy.
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- Check it out.
- What's that?
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- My very first credit card.
- Oh.
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You never had one before?
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Nope. Blockbuster card,
Subway card.
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That's it.
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Not even a library card?
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[chuckles]
Good one.
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Congrats, son.
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This is going right next
to my driver's license.
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Maybe it's time
to retire the Velcro.
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Why? It still works.
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JIM: Now you just be careful.
Those cards can get you in trouble.
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Mm, Amanda knows
a thing or two about that.
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Don't you, Amanda?
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, when I was younger
I-I got a little carried away,
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but I learned my lesson.
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Younger like my age?
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Yes.
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So a long time ago.
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Yes.
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# #
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[CeeCee coos]
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Geez, CeeCee.
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How'd you get food in your hair?
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Yeah, I miss
when she was bald.
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It was our thing.
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Hey, would you mind giving her
a bath while I clean up?
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You kiddin'? Tubby time's
the best part of my day.
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Come on, stinky girl.
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Bye.
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Okay, no more credit card
talk around Georgie.
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I assumed
you told him.
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Well, you assumed wrong.
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Don't you think he has
a right to know?
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Of course he does.
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So what's the holdup?
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He thinks I'm perfect.
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Why would I take
that away from him?
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Amanda,
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secrets are bad
for a marriage.
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Yeah, yeah.
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What are we keeping secret?
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This is a private conversation, honey.
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I have a secret of my own.
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Oh, good for you.
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Would you like to hear it?
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Not really.
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I've been corresponding
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with Tonight Show host Jay Leno.
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Seriously?
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We share a birthday.
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I sent him a card, he responded,
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an unlikely friendship was born.
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Oh, please, why would he
be friends with you?
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Simple.
He's a man of the people,
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and I'm people.
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I share a birthday
with Bryant Gumbel.
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Oh, come on, that's cool.
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Haven't done
this in a while.
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Got to take the new credit card
out for a spin.
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Well, let's not go crazy.
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Don't worry. After tonight,
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it's back to the dollar menu
at Taco Bell.
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Hey, I happen to love
the dollar menu.
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Girl, you better save that
sexy talk for when we get home.
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[laughs]
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And I know how these
credit card companies work.
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Get people to run up a bill,
spend the rest of their life
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paying off the interest
like chumps.
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Well...
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I don't know
if I'd call them "chumps."
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Good thing you learned
your lesson.
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Mm-hmm.
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You okay?
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You're lookin' a little sweaty.
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Oh, it's, uh-- it's the salsa.
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It's kind of hot.
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My dad taught me real early:
never a lender or a borrower be.
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That's in the Bible.
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Uh, that's actually Shakespeare.
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Well, that ain't
where my dad heard it.
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Well, what else did
your dad teach you?
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Hmm, let's think.
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Oh, you'll like this one.
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The secret to findin' out
how your wife's gonna look
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when she's older
is to check out her mother.
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Oh, ew.
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What? Your mom's a fox.
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That works in your favor.
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Oh, here it comes again.
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Oh, ew.
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Dang.
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Right back at ya, cowboy.
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I'm gonna
sleep good tonight.
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So you're happy?
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The happiest.
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Cool, there's something
we need to talk about.
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I'm sorry
I called your mom hot.
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Can we just drop it?
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No, i-it's not that.
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Um, remember that trouble
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I told you about when I was
younger with the credit cards?
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Yeah.
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And I-I told you
I learned my lesson?
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Uh-huh.
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It's more of an
ongoing lesson.
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What do you mean?
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Well, it means I still have
a little bit of credit card debt.
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How much we talkin'?
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Well...
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GEORGIE:
$12,000?!
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I guess she told him.
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Quiet, you're gonna
wake the baby.
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How could you
not tell me?
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Because it's my problem.
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We're married now.
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That makes it our problem.
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[gasps]
You only had sex with me
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to butter me up!
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Well, think about how mad
you'd be if I didn't.
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You should've told me
before we got married.
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Yeah, well, I-I was
taking care of it.
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How?
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You just, you send
'em 20 bucks a month
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per card and they kind
of leave you alone.
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How many cards
are there?
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A couple.
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- So two?
- A few.
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- So three?
- Some.
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We been talking about moving
out and gettin' our own place.
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- How is that ever gonna happen?
- I don't know, but we'll figure it out.
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I cannot believe this.
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I'm so sorry.
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You should be.
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Well, let me
make it up to you.
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No, cut it out!
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The Georgie store
is closed.
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Yeah, I never thought Mandy'd
be the one to blow this up.
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Me, neither.
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But I'll take it.
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Mornin'.
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Hey.
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Sure is humid
out there.
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Gonna make my hair
all frizzy.
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You gonna pretend like you didn't
hear us fightin' last night?
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That was my plan, yes.
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Did you know about
the credit cards?
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Uh...
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yeah.
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Didn't think to
give me a heads-up?
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Oh, I thought about--
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Ooh, cinnamon. Yum.
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Hey, Ruben,
let me ask you a question.
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If you knew a secret
that affected a family member,
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you'd tell him, right?
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What are you pulling
him into this for?
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I'd like a fresh perspective.
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Well?
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Well, what kind
of secret?
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A little white lie,
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or your sister's
actually your mom?
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That's a thing?
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When you're 16,
pregnant and Catholic, yeah.
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Well, his daughter owes a ton of money
and he didn't tell me about it.
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Ooh, juicy.
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How much?
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Okay, that's enough.
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Let's get back to work.
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- No, I'd like to hear
what he's got to say. - Georgie!
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Fine.
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That baby even his?
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You're on thin ice, pal.
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Oh, come on,
I told you about my mom.
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Go.
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SPOKESPERSON: ...get your taxes in order
and into the mail.
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SPORTSCASTER: The Flyers
ripped the Sabers four to--
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SPOKESPERSON:
So don't get too comfortable--
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SPORTSCASTER:
In sports...
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- Got a minute?
- Why?
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You gonna kiss me and tell me
your mother's your sister?
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What?
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Never mind.
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Here.
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What's this?
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It's all my credit card bills, everything.
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Mastercard, American Express,
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Visa, Discover.
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Are there any you don't have?
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They came to me,
I didn't go to them.
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Whoa, what's this charge for?
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Um, a purse.
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Just one?
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A really nice one.
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I'm assuming it
didn't have Velcro.
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What about this one?
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Uh, that would be shoes.
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And this one?
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Shoes.
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What's the Plaza?
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Uh, that's a hotel
in New York City...
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across the street
from a really great shoe store.
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You went to New York
to buy shoes?
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Well, I also saw a taping
of Saturday Night Live,
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which was free.
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What's this St. Joseph's
Medical Center?
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Oh, that, um...
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that was
an emergency room visit.
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What happened to you?
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It wasn't me,
it was a friend of mine.
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What happened to her?
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It was a him,
and he had an accident.
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Okay, but why did
you pay the bill?
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'Cause he was my boyfriend,
and he had no money.
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You had no money.
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Yeah, but I had
the credit card.
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- Well, did he pay you back?
- No.
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Well, he's gonna.
Where's he live?
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I don't know,
it was a long time ago.
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- What's his name?
- Look, just drop it, okay?
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This is my problem.
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Once again,
it's our problem!
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Don't yell at me!
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I'm not yelling,
I'm freakin' out!
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SPORTSCASTER: The Flyers
ripped the Sabers 14-3.
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The Canadiens got past
the Flames 7-6.
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Denfield scored three times,
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helping the Penguins
past the Jets...
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Want a hug?
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Sure.
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# #
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All right.
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Thought of a way you
could make it up to me.
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Georgie, when I found out
you knocked up my daughter,
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I was gonna shoot ya.
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I didn't.
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We're square.
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Mandy paid
some guy's medical bills.
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What's his name?
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[chuckles]
You're not gonna quit, are ya?
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St. Joseph's
Medical Center.
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Oh, that's a chunk of change.
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And I'm gonna get it.
What's his name?
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Why don't you ask Mandy?
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I did. She won't tell me.
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Look, if I tell you,
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it has to stay secret.
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Cross my heart, hope to die,
stick a needle in my eye.
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We're not on the monkey bars,
just say you promise.
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Promise.
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Thank you.
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Georgie.
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You're a good man.
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I try, sir.
264
00:10:15,998 --> 00:10:17,969
So glad I didn't shoot him.
265
00:10:19,741 --> 00:10:21,843
# #
266
00:10:27,792 --> 00:10:29,122
Can I help you?
267
00:10:29,142 --> 00:10:31,080
You know a girl
name of Mandy McAllister?
268
00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:32,777
I used to, why?
269
00:10:32,797 --> 00:10:35,258
You owe her a bunch of money.
270
00:10:35,278 --> 00:10:36,956
Who are you?
271
00:10:36,976 --> 00:10:38,261
I'm her husband.
272
00:10:38,281 --> 00:10:40,122
Oh, damn, she got married?
273
00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:44,180
I always thought someday
we'd have a reconciliation.
274
00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:46,530
Yeah, well, you snooze,
you lose.
275
00:10:46,550 --> 00:10:48,619
You're kinda young, ain't ya?
276
00:10:48,639 --> 00:10:51,013
I live a healthy lifestyle,
I stay out of the sun.
277
00:10:51,033 --> 00:10:52,449
What are we gonna do about this?
278
00:10:52,469 --> 00:10:54,799
Oh, yeah, I've been meaning
to pay her back.
279
00:10:54,819 --> 00:10:56,660
Well, now's your chance.
280
00:10:57,692 --> 00:10:58,836
Come on in.
281
00:11:01,348 --> 00:11:02,633
You see her mom much?
282
00:11:02,653 --> 00:11:03,895
Why?
283
00:11:03,915 --> 00:11:05,897
I always thought
she was kinda hot.
284
00:11:05,917 --> 00:11:08,672
Oh, ew.
285
00:11:14,135 --> 00:11:15,472
You sure you
don't want a beer?
286
00:11:15,570 --> 00:11:17,170
No, thank you.
287
00:11:17,190 --> 00:11:19,205
Now, how we gonna handle
this money situation?
288
00:11:20,149 --> 00:11:22,730
Simple.
I'll, uh, write you a check.
289
00:11:23,761 --> 00:11:25,047
All right, then.
290
00:11:25,067 --> 00:11:26,918
I appreciate you
being cool about this.
291
00:11:26,938 --> 00:11:30,303
Well, making amends is one
of the steps of being sober.
292
00:11:31,595 --> 00:11:33,838
Ain't not drinking
like step number one?
293
00:11:33,858 --> 00:11:37,527
Oh, yeah, but that's
beer, that don't count.
294
00:11:40,082 --> 00:11:41,933
You know, Mandy was right
to break up with me.
295
00:11:41,953 --> 00:11:44,055
I wasn't in
a great place.
296
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:49,115
- Worse than now?
- Way worse.
297
00:11:49,135 --> 00:11:51,300
The night she dumped me,
I fell down a flight of stairs.
298
00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:53,316
- Ouch.
- Good thing I was drunk.
299
00:11:53,336 --> 00:11:55,034
Only broke a wrist.
300
00:11:55,054 --> 00:11:56,992
That's what that
medical bill was.
301
00:11:57,012 --> 00:11:58,472
Still clicks.
302
00:11:58,492 --> 00:11:59,864
Hear it?
303
00:11:59,884 --> 00:12:00,865
[clicking]
Oh, yeah.
304
00:12:00,885 --> 00:12:02,378
Like a Bic pen.
305
00:12:03,584 --> 00:12:06,697
Well, anyways,
here you go.
306
00:12:06,717 --> 00:12:08,079
Thank you.
307
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,746
Are y'all
gonna have kids?
308
00:12:11,766 --> 00:12:13,922
We got one, little girl.
309
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:16,055
Aw, well, maybe I can come
meet her sometime.
310
00:12:16,075 --> 00:12:17,404
I guess.
311
00:12:17,424 --> 00:12:18,786
Where you live?
312
00:12:19,687 --> 00:12:21,625
Alabama.
313
00:12:21,645 --> 00:12:25,238
Well, shoot, leaving the state
would be a parole violation.
314
00:12:25,258 --> 00:12:27,360
Well, that's a shame.
Good luck to ya.
315
00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:36,075
I'm sorry, sir,
this check is no good.
316
00:12:36,095 --> 00:12:39,633
Yeah, I had a feeling.
Thank you.
317
00:12:41,448 --> 00:12:43,908
Hey.
What the hell?
318
00:12:43,928 --> 00:12:45,214
You gave me
a bad check.
319
00:12:45,234 --> 00:12:48,598
Yeah, sorry. Wait here,
I'll get you cash.
320
00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:55,605
# #
321
00:12:58,421 --> 00:12:59,783
[sighs]
322
00:13:00,684 --> 00:13:02,753
You're awful quiet.
You all right?
323
00:13:02,773 --> 00:13:04,494
Just tired.
324
00:13:04,514 --> 00:13:05,930
Busy day?
325
00:13:05,950 --> 00:13:08,183
Busy, busy.
326
00:13:09,693 --> 00:13:12,763
Connor, why don't you be a member
of this family and join us for once?
327
00:13:12,783 --> 00:13:14,145
I'm good.
328
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,811
Well, I'm not.
329
00:13:16,831 --> 00:13:18,943
Would you like to join me?
330
00:13:18,963 --> 00:13:20,684
No.
331
00:13:20,704 --> 00:13:23,024
Just know,
you're always welcome.
332
00:13:24,621 --> 00:13:26,168
Just so you know,
333
00:13:26,188 --> 00:13:28,165
I'm gonna be working three
nights a week at the diner,
334
00:13:28,185 --> 00:13:29,714
start chipping away
at those credit cards.
335
00:13:29,734 --> 00:13:30,912
What about CeeCee?
336
00:13:30,932 --> 00:13:33,001
Amanda and I have
already discussed it.
337
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,307
Grandma's on the job.
338
00:13:34,704 --> 00:13:37,143
- Well, if I'm around, I can--
- Grandma's got it!
339
00:13:38,653 --> 00:13:41,200
Hey, Mr. McAllister,
if you're open to it, I've got some ideas
340
00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:43,714
as to how I can be making
more money at the store.
341
00:13:43,734 --> 00:13:44,771
What you thinking?
342
00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:46,145
Well, we got a tow truck
343
00:13:46,165 --> 00:13:47,885
that mostly just sits there.
344
00:13:47,905 --> 00:13:50,170
Why ain't we out there rescuing
folks with flat tires?
345
00:13:50,190 --> 00:13:52,499
'Cause the police always call
Fagenbacher's Texaco
346
00:13:52,519 --> 00:13:53,978
when someone needs a tow.
347
00:13:53,998 --> 00:13:55,676
I get it, but what if
I were to tell you
348
00:13:55,696 --> 00:13:58,679
my Meemaw has some cop friends
as a result of her...
349
00:13:58,699 --> 00:14:00,507
previous endeavors?
350
00:14:01,099 --> 00:14:02,102
AUDREY:
Endeavors?
351
00:14:02,122 --> 00:14:04,511
You mean an illegal
gambling room?
352
00:14:04,531 --> 00:14:07,560
We also had a perfectly legal
video store to clean the money.
353
00:14:08,622 --> 00:14:10,299
Georgie, where are you
going with this?
354
00:14:10,319 --> 00:14:12,823
Don't worry, everything
will be aboveboard.
355
00:14:12,843 --> 00:14:14,825
We can sponsor
the police softball team,
356
00:14:14,845 --> 00:14:16,479
make donations
to their charity funds.
357
00:14:16,499 --> 00:14:17,828
With what money?
358
00:14:17,848 --> 00:14:19,385
I got a credit card.
359
00:14:21,635 --> 00:14:24,313
You know, it's actually
not a terrible idea.
360
00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:26,522
There you go.
Great minds think alike.
361
00:14:27,684 --> 00:14:29,840
As long as I don't have
to drive that truck at night...
362
00:14:29,860 --> 00:14:30,841
I'm in.
363
00:14:30,861 --> 00:14:32,887
No, sir, I'll do it.
364
00:14:32,907 --> 00:14:35,194
I'll get a pager,
be on call 24/7.
365
00:14:35,214 --> 00:14:37,674
What if someone were
to "accidentally"
366
00:14:37,694 --> 00:14:40,667
drop a box of nails
over on Main Street?
367
00:14:41,785 --> 00:14:42,814
Mom.
368
00:14:42,834 --> 00:14:44,594
I'm trying to pay off
your credit card,
369
00:14:44,614 --> 00:14:46,281
so back off!
370
00:14:47,791 --> 00:14:49,415
I like it. Keep thinking.
371
00:14:50,751 --> 00:14:52,461
Can someone pass the salt?
372
00:14:53,754 --> 00:14:55,029
Thank you.
373
00:14:56,191 --> 00:14:58,337
# #
374
00:14:59,281 --> 00:15:02,090
You realize with you working
nights and me on a tow truck,
375
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:04,092
we might not be seeing
a lot of each other.
376
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,398
I know.
377
00:15:05,418 --> 00:15:06,921
Or a lot of CeeCee.
378
00:15:06,941 --> 00:15:08,662
Well, we'll have
a family reunion
379
00:15:08,682 --> 00:15:10,229
when we get out
of the hole I dug.
380
00:15:10,249 --> 00:15:12,394
Sounds like a plan.
381
00:15:13,948 --> 00:15:15,973
You're really wonderful,
Georgie Cooper.
382
00:15:15,993 --> 00:15:17,148
I know.
383
00:15:17,168 --> 00:15:19,575
I am what you call "a catch."
384
00:15:20,476 --> 00:15:22,284
Okay, don't get carried
away with yourself.
385
00:15:22,304 --> 00:15:24,025
I'm just saying,
for a long time I thought
386
00:15:24,045 --> 00:15:26,070
I was the lucky one
in this relationship,
387
00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:27,714
but maybe it's you.
388
00:15:28,615 --> 00:15:30,771
Or maybe we're
both lucky.
389
00:15:30,791 --> 00:15:33,121
No, I'm pretty sure
it's you.
390
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:34,851
You jerk.
391
00:15:39,321 --> 00:15:41,042
Hey, if it's really
important to you,
392
00:15:41,062 --> 00:15:43,653
I-I'll reach out to my ex
and try to get the money back.
393
00:15:43,673 --> 00:15:45,089
Oh, no, no, no,
you don't want that.
394
00:15:45,109 --> 00:15:47,124
Best leave it
in the past.
395
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,224
Okay.
396
00:15:49,244 --> 00:15:52,271
Just promise me,
no more secrets.
397
00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:53,402
I promise.
398
00:15:53,422 --> 00:15:55,056
You sure?
399
00:15:55,076 --> 00:15:57,744
If there's anything you need
to tell me, now's the time.
400
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:00,834
Nothing.
401
00:16:01,648 --> 00:16:02,585
What about you?
402
00:16:02,605 --> 00:16:03,934
Nothing.
403
00:16:03,954 --> 00:16:05,284
What you see
is what you get.
404
00:16:05,304 --> 00:16:07,155
'Kay. Love you.
405
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,363
Love you, too.
406
00:16:20,362 --> 00:16:22,986
# #
407
00:16:26,325 --> 00:16:28,959
Well, this is a sad sight.
408
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:30,439
What took so long?
409
00:16:30,459 --> 00:16:32,985
Sorry. Had to fix
a couple flats over on Main.
410
00:16:33,005 --> 00:16:33,988
What's the trouble?
411
00:16:34,008 --> 00:16:35,839
Don't know. It just conked out.
412
00:16:35,859 --> 00:16:38,270
Well, you buy a foreign car,
you take your chances.
413
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:39,753
It's British.
414
00:16:39,773 --> 00:16:42,484
[British accent]: We're saying
the same thing, gov'nah.
415
00:16:44,865 --> 00:16:46,281
Hey, Georgie.
416
00:16:46,301 --> 00:16:48,196
Oh, hey, Lisa.
417
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,458
Thanks for the call.
418
00:16:49,478 --> 00:16:51,885
Thanks for the
softball uniforms.
419
00:16:53,439 --> 00:16:55,159
[siren whoops]
420
00:16:55,179 --> 00:16:57,074
# #
421
00:16:57,094 --> 00:17:00,382
Oh, what a cute baby.
422
00:17:00,402 --> 00:17:01,427
Thanks.
423
00:17:01,447 --> 00:17:02,993
How old is this little guy?
424
00:17:03,013 --> 00:17:04,386
Just turned one.
425
00:17:04,406 --> 00:17:06,562
Oh, I got a daughter
about that age.
426
00:17:06,582 --> 00:17:07,868
She's at home with my mom.
427
00:17:07,888 --> 00:17:10,033
Probably putting her
to bed soon.
428
00:17:10,934 --> 00:17:13,036
It's been a while since
I missed story time.
429
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,398
[voice breaking]:
Okay, let me tell you the specials.
430
00:17:16,418 --> 00:17:19,009
The soup of the day is tomato
431
00:17:19,029 --> 00:17:20,750
and, uh, we also have
a chicken-fried steak
432
00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:22,535
with a side of mashed potatoes.
433
00:17:22,555 --> 00:17:25,701
You don't want to miss out
on the pecan pie.
434
00:17:27,168 --> 00:17:29,488
[sobbing]
435
00:17:33,914 --> 00:17:36,592
ANSWERING MACHINE:
You have one new message.
436
00:17:36,612 --> 00:17:38,115
[beeps]
437
00:17:38,135 --> 00:17:39,846
JAY LENO:
Hey, Connor. Jay Leno here.
438
00:17:41,443 --> 00:17:43,556
Just wanted to say thanks
for the care package.
439
00:17:43,576 --> 00:17:46,297
You know, you could never...
have too many socks.
440
00:17:46,317 --> 00:17:49,472
Anyway, listen, hey, if you're ever in L.A.,
if you want to come by
441
00:17:49,492 --> 00:17:52,695
and jam with The Tonight Show band,
the guys would love it. See ya.
442
00:17:52,715 --> 00:17:54,121
[machine beeps]
443
00:17:56,255 --> 00:17:57,246
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