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Space.
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It seems
to go on and on forever
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but then you get to the end
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and a gorilla starts
throwing barrels at you.
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And that's
how you play the game.
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You stink, loser.
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Hey, fry!
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Pizza going out.
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Come on!
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Tsk, tsk, tsk.
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Michelle, baby,
where you going?
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It's not working out, fry.
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I put your stuff out
on the sidewalk!
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I hate my life,
I hate my life, I hate my life.
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Happy new year!
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Hello!
Pizza delivery!
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For, uh...
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"i.c. Wiener"?
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Oh, crud.
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I always thought
by this point in my life
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i'd be the one
making the crank calls.
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Here's to another
lousy millennium.
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ten!
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Neuf!
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Otto!
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Sabaa!
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Eksi!
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wu!
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Chaar!
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Thathu!
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ni!
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one!
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What th--
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Whew.
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My god.
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It's the future.
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My parents.
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My coworkers.
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My girlfriend.
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I'll never see
any of them again.
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Ya-hoo!
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Welcome!
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To the world of tomorrow!
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Why do you always
have to say it that way?
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Haven't you ever heard of a
little thing called showmanship?
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Come! Your destiny awaits!
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Have a nice future.
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Cool. Just like in star trek.
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oh!
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Good afternoon, sir.
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Mmm...
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Name?
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Uh... Fry.
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I'm leela.
Now, it's new year's eve
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so I'd like to decide
your fate quickly
and get out of here.
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Can I ask you a question?
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As long as it's not
about my eye.
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Uh...
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Is it about my eye?
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Sort of.
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Just ask the question.
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What's with the eye?
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I'm an alien,
all right?
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Let's drop
the subject.
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Cool. An alien.
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Has your race taken
over the earth?
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No. I just work here.
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Wait a minute.
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Is that blimp
accurate?
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Yup. It's
december 31, 2999.
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My god.
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A million years.
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I'm sure this must
be very upsetting for you.
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You know, I guess
it should be
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but actually I'm glad.
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I had nothing to live
for in my old life.
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I was broke,
I had a humiliating job
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and I was beginning to suspect
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my girlfriend
might be cheating on me.
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Well, at least here
you'll be treated with dignity.
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Now, strip naked and get
on the probulator.
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ooh!
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Interesting.
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Your dna test shows
one living relative.
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He's your great-great-
Great-great-great-great-
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Great-great-great-
Great-great nephew.
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That's great. What's
the little guy's name?
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Professor hubert farnsworth.
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ew.
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You know, I'm the luckiest
guy in the whole future.
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I've been given a second chance
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and this time, I'm not going
to be a total loser.
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What's that?
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Your permanent
career assignment.
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Delivery boy?
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No! Not again.
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Please, anything else.
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Take your hands
off me.
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You've been assigned
the job you're best at
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just like everyone else.
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What if I refuse?
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- Then you'll be fired.
- Fine.
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Out of a cannon
into the sun.
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- But I don't like
being a delivery boy.
- Well, that's tough.
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Lots of people
don't like their jobs
but we do them anyway.
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"you gotta do
what you gotta do."
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Now hold out your hand.
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I'm going to implant
your career chip.
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It'll permanently label you
as a delivery boy.
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Keep that thing away from me.
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Hold still, damn it!
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I don't have
good depth perception.
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You've got to the count of five
to let me out of here.
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One...
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See you in a thousand years.
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You owe me one.
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Whoa.
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Radio city mutant hall.
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Cool.
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Uh, cross-town express.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Yaah...
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Oomp!
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Pfft.
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Tourist.
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Hey, a phone booth.
128
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I can call my nephew.
129
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Whoa. A real-life robot.
130
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Or is that some kind
of cheesy new year's costume?
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Bite my shiny metal ass.
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It doesn't look
so shiny to me.
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Shinier than yours, meat bag.
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Listen, buddy, I'm
in a hurry here.
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Let's try for a twofer.
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Please select mode of death:
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"quick and painless"
or "slow and horrible."
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Yeah, I'd like to
place a collect call.
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You have selected
"slow and horrible."
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Great choice.
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Bring it on, baby!
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Come on. Come on!
Kill me already.
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By the way,
my name's bender.
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Help! What's
happening?
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You are now dead.
146
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Thank you for using
stop-and-drop--
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America's favorite
suicide booth since 2008.
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Lousy, stinking rip-off.
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Well, I didn't have anything
else planned for today.
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Let's go get drunk.
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Two, three... Hey.
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Welcome to
the world of tomorrow.
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Shut up, terry.
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This is
unacceptable, leela.
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You must find this Mr. Fry
and install his chip.
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Look, he's just a nobody
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who doesn't want
to be a delivery boy.
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I'd really rather not
force it on him.
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Well, that's your job
whether you like it or not
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and it's my job
to make you do your job
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whether I like it or not--
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Which I do... Very much.
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Now, get to work!
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Life is good.
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Why would a robot
need to drink?
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I don't need
to drink.
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I can quit
anytime I want.
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So, they made you
a delivery boy, huh?
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Man, that's as bad as my job.
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Really? What do you do, bender?
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I'm a bender-- I bend girders.
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That's all I'm programmed to do.
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You any good at it?
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You kidding?
I was a stud.
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I could bend a girder
to any angle.
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30 degrees...
32 degrees...
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You name it.
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31... But I couldn't
go on living
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once I found out
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what the girders
were for.
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What?
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Suicide booths.
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Well, fry, it was
a pleasure meeting you.
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I'm going to
go kill myself.
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Wait...
You're the only friend I have.
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You really want a robot
for a friend?
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Yeah, ever since I was six.
188
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Well, okay.
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But I don't want
people thinking
we're robosexuals
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so if anyone asks,
you're my de-bugger.
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Oh, no, it's the cyclopes.
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Don't look.
Don't look!
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I'm not looking.
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This is officer 1-b-d-i
requesting backup.
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We'll be there
in five minutes.
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We can hide in here.
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It's free on tuesdays.
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Welcome to the head museum.
199
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I'm leonard nimoy.
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Spock?
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Hey, do the thing.
202
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I don't do that anymore.
203
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This is
unbelievable.
204
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What do you heads
do all day?
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We share our wisdom
with those who seek it.
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It's a life of quiet dignity.
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Feeding time.
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Hmm...
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I'm sorry, fry
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but I have to install
your career chip.
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Yeah, well if you're sorry
then why are you doing it?
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It's my job.
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You gotta do
what you gotta do.
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Watch it.
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That's it.
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You just made my list.
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Ow, ooh, ow, ow, ooh!
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Stop it!
219
00:13:00,096 --> 00:13:01,316
Down boy!
Bad president.
220
00:13:01,359 --> 00:13:03,100
All right, buddy,
step away from the head.
221
00:13:06,624 --> 00:13:09,192
I'm going to get
24th century
on his ass.
222
00:13:13,589 --> 00:13:17,157
Please, officers,
there's no need to use force.
223
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,028
Let us handle this,
weirdie.
224
00:13:22,075 --> 00:13:23,599
Oh, come on.
225
00:13:23,642 --> 00:13:26,210
He's just a poor kid
from the stupid ages.
226
00:13:26,253 --> 00:13:28,168
Keep your big nose
out of this, eyeball.
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No one makes fun of my nose.
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Yee-aah!
229
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ooh!
230
00:13:42,008 --> 00:13:43,358
Damn.
231
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You guys were
totally out
of control.
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That's our job.
We're peace officers.
233
00:13:48,276 --> 00:13:49,973
Yeah, you know the law--
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You gotta do
what you gotta do.
235
00:13:56,849 --> 00:13:59,243
Oh, we're trapped.
236
00:14:01,288 --> 00:14:02,332
Wait a second.
237
00:14:02,377 --> 00:14:03,855
You're a bender, right?
238
00:14:03,899 --> 00:14:05,205
We can get
out of here
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00:14:05,249 --> 00:14:06,336
if you just
bend the bars.
240
00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:08,122
Dream on, skin tube.
241
00:14:08,165 --> 00:14:10,994
I'm only programmed to bend
for constructive purposes.
242
00:14:11,037 --> 00:14:13,127
What do I look like?
A de-bender?
243
00:14:13,170 --> 00:14:15,258
Who cares what you're
programmed for.
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00:14:15,302 --> 00:14:18,219
If someone programmed you
to jump off a bridge
would you do it?
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00:14:18,262 --> 00:14:20,437
I'll have to
check my program.
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yep.
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Open up.
248
00:14:23,311 --> 00:14:25,225
Come on, bender.
It's up to you
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to make
your own decisions in life.
250
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That's what separates
people and robots
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from animals
and animal robots.
252
00:14:31,927 --> 00:14:34,451
You're full
of crap, fry.
253
00:14:36,932 --> 00:14:39,892
You make a persuasive
argument, fry.
254
00:14:44,723 --> 00:14:45,724
Come on, bender.
255
00:14:45,768 --> 00:14:46,942
You can do it.
256
00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:48,075
Can't...
257
00:14:48,118 --> 00:14:51,600
I can't do it.
258
00:14:51,643 --> 00:14:52,904
yes!
259
00:14:54,515 --> 00:14:56,257
You were right, fry.
260
00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:59,085
From now on,
i'm going to bend what I want
261
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when I want, who I want.
262
00:15:01,130 --> 00:15:04,090
I am unstoppable!
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aah.
264
00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:15,884
I don't know how
you did that.
265
00:15:15,927 --> 00:15:17,494
Yee-aah!
266
00:15:22,935 --> 00:15:24,893
Wait!
No, thanks.
267
00:15:29,464 --> 00:15:32,119
Looks like one of us will
have to bend this grate.
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00:15:33,336 --> 00:15:34,120
oh.
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00:15:44,261 --> 00:15:45,523
Good lord.
270
00:15:45,566 --> 00:15:47,437
What isthis?
271
00:15:47,481 --> 00:15:51,441
It's the decaying ruins
of old new york.
272
00:15:51,485 --> 00:15:53,182
Welcome home, pal.
273
00:15:54,489 --> 00:15:56,359
It's my old
neighborhood.
274
00:15:56,403 --> 00:15:59,450
Man, this brings back
a lot of memories.
275
00:15:59,494 --> 00:16:01,582
Keep 'em to
yourself, pops.
276
00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:04,585
This is where
I brought my girlfriend
277
00:16:04,628 --> 00:16:06,152
on our very first date.
278
00:16:15,162 --> 00:16:18,120
My god.
She's gone.
279
00:16:18,165 --> 00:16:21,124
Everyone I ever knew
or cared about is gone.
280
00:16:21,167 --> 00:16:22,604
Wait. There's
someone you know.
281
00:16:24,214 --> 00:16:26,128
Oh... Can't you
leave me alone?
282
00:16:26,172 --> 00:16:28,130
I'm miserable
enough already.
283
00:16:28,175 --> 00:16:31,394
Look, I know it's
not much consolation
284
00:16:31,438 --> 00:16:33,354
but I understand
how you feel.
285
00:16:33,397 --> 00:16:36,486
No, you don't.
I've got no home, no family.
286
00:16:36,531 --> 00:16:38,009
No friends.
287
00:16:38,053 --> 00:16:39,620
My whole world is gone.
288
00:16:39,663 --> 00:16:41,317
You can't possibly
understand
289
00:16:41,361 --> 00:16:43,494
what it feels like
to be so alone.
290
00:16:43,537 --> 00:16:45,191
I understand.
291
00:16:45,234 --> 00:16:48,325
I'm the only one-eyed alien
on this whole planet.
292
00:16:48,369 --> 00:16:50,849
My parents abandoned me here
as a baby
293
00:16:50,893 --> 00:16:54,287
and I don't even know
what galaxy they were from.
294
00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:56,202
I know how it feels
to be alone.
295
00:16:58,378 --> 00:16:59,989
Look, leela
296
00:17:00,032 --> 00:17:03,774
I don't understand this world,
but... You obviously do
297
00:17:03,819 --> 00:17:05,341
so I give up.
298
00:17:05,386 --> 00:17:09,346
If you really think I should
be a delivery body, I'll do it.
299
00:17:16,352 --> 00:17:18,225
Your chip.
300
00:17:18,267 --> 00:17:19,834
What are you doing?
301
00:17:19,878 --> 00:17:21,097
Quitting.
302
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,403
why?
303
00:17:22,446 --> 00:17:24,360
Because I've
always wanted to.
304
00:17:24,405 --> 00:17:27,363
I just never realized it
until I met you.
305
00:17:31,673 --> 00:17:34,241
What is the
matter with you?
306
00:17:34,283 --> 00:17:36,764
I just wanted to be
part of the moment.
307
00:17:36,808 --> 00:17:40,290
Hey! He stole
my ring.sorry.
308
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:44,119
Well, that solves the mystery
of the missing ring.
309
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,686
This calls for a drink.
310
00:17:47,253 --> 00:17:49,603
I don't want
to spoil the party
311
00:17:49,647 --> 00:17:52,128
but we're all
job deserters now.
312
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,261
We're unemployed
and we have nowhere to go.
313
00:17:54,303 --> 00:17:56,131
We're unemployed
314
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:59,135
but we have a doddering old
relative to mooch off of.
315
00:18:02,398 --> 00:18:04,619
Hello. I'm dick clark's head.
316
00:18:04,661 --> 00:18:07,491
Welcome to a special
year 3000 edition
317
00:18:07,534 --> 00:18:09,493
of new year's rockin' eve.
318
00:18:15,498 --> 00:18:17,022
Who are you?
319
00:18:17,065 --> 00:18:18,676
I'm your dear
old uncle fry.
320
00:18:18,719 --> 00:18:20,503
I don't have an uncle fry.
321
00:18:20,548 --> 00:18:21,330
You do now.
322
00:18:25,770 --> 00:18:29,078
By god, I am
your nephew.
323
00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:31,035
This is absolutely incredible.
324
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,647
Can we have
some money?
325
00:18:32,689 --> 00:18:34,909
Oh, my, no.
326
00:18:34,953 --> 00:18:38,522
Let me show you around.
327
00:18:38,565 --> 00:18:41,263
That's my lab table and
this is my work stool
328
00:18:41,308 --> 00:18:44,311
and over there is my
intergalactic spaceship
329
00:18:44,353 --> 00:18:47,705
and here's where I keep
assorted lengths of wire.
330
00:18:47,748 --> 00:18:49,838
Whoa.
331
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,926
A real live spaceship.
332
00:18:51,969 --> 00:18:53,667
I designed it myself.
333
00:18:53,711 --> 00:18:55,190
Let me show you
334
00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:59,063
some of the different
lengths of wire I used.
335
00:18:59,108 --> 00:19:00,543
Attention, job deserters!
336
00:19:00,588 --> 00:19:02,676
Come out with your hands up!
337
00:19:02,719 --> 00:19:04,983
We have you
partially surrounded.
338
00:19:05,026 --> 00:19:07,290
no!
339
00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:09,771
Get those bums.
340
00:19:09,813 --> 00:19:11,119
Well, we're boned.
341
00:19:11,163 --> 00:19:13,557
Can't we get away
in the ship?
342
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:16,429
I suppose it is
technically possible
343
00:19:16,473 --> 00:19:19,346
though I am already
in my pajamas.
344
00:19:24,698 --> 00:19:26,352
I'll get us out of here.
345
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:34,752
Can anyone drive stick?
346
00:19:34,795 --> 00:19:36,449
I can--
347
00:19:36,493 --> 00:19:38,494
As long as I don't
have to parallel park.
348
00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:50,506
If they try to take off,
give 'em an ass full of laser.
349
00:19:53,205 --> 00:19:54,772
Prepare for liftoff.
350
00:19:54,815 --> 00:19:56,165
Ten...
351
00:19:56,207 --> 00:19:56,947
Nine!
352
00:19:56,992 --> 00:19:58,427
Amania!
353
00:19:58,472 --> 00:19:59,473
Seven!
354
00:20:00,995 --> 00:20:02,432
Five!
355
00:20:02,475 --> 00:20:03,607
Four.
356
00:20:03,650 --> 00:20:04,564
Three.
357
00:20:04,608 --> 00:20:05,609
two.
358
00:20:05,653 --> 00:20:06,783
one!
359
00:20:06,828 --> 00:20:07,436
Blast off!
360
00:20:10,657 --> 00:20:11,789
Happy new year!
361
00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:18,447
Fire. Fire!
362
00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:22,495
I can't see nothin'.
363
00:20:22,539 --> 00:20:23,322
Pretty, though.
364
00:20:26,629 --> 00:20:27,717
W-wha-- hey,
hey! Whoa!
365
00:20:27,762 --> 00:20:28,936
Phew.
366
00:20:28,980 --> 00:20:30,068
Yeah!
367
00:20:34,464 --> 00:20:38,641
So, I guess without jobs,
we'll be fugitives forever.
368
00:20:38,686 --> 00:20:39,991
Not necessarily.
369
00:20:40,034 --> 00:20:42,211
Are you three,
by any chance
370
00:20:42,253 --> 00:20:45,301
interested in becoming
my new spaceship crew?
371
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:46,475
New crew?
372
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,651
Well, what happened
to the old crew?
373
00:20:48,696 --> 00:20:51,611
Oh, those poor sons of--
But that's not important.
374
00:20:51,655 --> 00:20:54,004
The important thing is,
I need a new crew.
375
00:20:54,049 --> 00:20:55,616
Anyone interested?
376
00:20:55,658 --> 00:20:57,444
Yes. Yes!
377
00:20:57,486 --> 00:20:59,576
That's exactly the job
I've always wanted.
378
00:20:59,619 --> 00:21:01,404
Thanks for the
offer, professor
379
00:21:01,447 --> 00:21:04,275
but we don't have the
proper career chips.
380
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:05,887
Oh, that won't be a problem.
381
00:21:05,929 --> 00:21:08,236
As luck would have it,
I saved the chips
382
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,021
from my previous crew.
383
00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:14,243
This is awesome.
384
00:21:14,285 --> 00:21:16,288
Are we going
to fly through space
385
00:21:16,331 --> 00:21:19,247
fighting monsters and teaching
alien women to love?
386
00:21:19,291 --> 00:21:22,468
If by that you mean
transporting cargo, then yes.
387
00:21:22,512 --> 00:21:26,515
It's a little home business
I started to fund my research.
388
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,692
Cool. What's my job going to be?
389
00:21:28,735 --> 00:21:32,435
You'll be responsible
for ensuring that the cargo
390
00:21:32,478 --> 00:21:34,436
reaches its
destination.
391
00:21:34,481 --> 00:21:37,701
So... I'm going to be a...
Delivery boy?
392
00:21:37,744 --> 00:21:39,529
Exactly.
393
00:21:40,617 --> 00:21:41,923
All right!
394
00:21:41,965 --> 00:21:44,315
I'm a delivery boy!
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