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I definitely want to work on my tan, put some teething, maybe some swimming.

Start art fishing.

I don't know.

I don't always like it again, it gets my hair all red.

Alex, are you ready to go?

Uh, I'm gonna... I'm gonna skip it for right now.

No, come with us.

I'm just, I'm just tired from flying.

I just...

Come to the beach with us.

We can, we have like, another like three days here, like...

You're gonna have fun the first day.

I would rather have fun like in the room.

Well you can have fun in the room later, you should just come to the beach with us.

It's crazy hot out there.

You're not gonna have that much clothes on, it's the beach.

And there's water.

Can you guys just, just... I wanna just hang out here, okay?

Like, I can watch whatever I want on TV, mom and dad aren't gonna be back for like,

till tonight.

I know, but they left me in charge.

I say we should go to the beach.

Well that's, you guys go to the beach then.

Stop being boring.

You don't even care if I go or not, like I don't know why you care.

You guys are just gonna go party or something,

like hook up with dudes or something.

Can you have another party?

I can, uh, I can party right here.

In the hotel room.

That sounds like a boring party.

Have fun with that.

Well I'm boring.

And the party needs to be very...

Just go have fun.

Alright.

We can like do something tomorrow.

Alright.

Okay.

I'm holding you to that.

Okay.

I miss you.

Was it so much fun?

I'm so much fun.

Oh my goodness.

Oh.

Those guys were so much fun.

You missed out.

No, you shouldn't come with us.

Uh, I'm, I'm good.

You guys look like, uh, you just hung out at the bar or something.

We did.

Oh my God, we were at the bar and this guy came.

Great drinks.

He bought us all of these shots.

And he took us on his boat.

It was a blast.

You should have been there.

Messed out.

That's, that's alright.

Glad you guys had fun.

We had so much fun.

We missed you.

We wanted to come back and hang out with you.

Did you have fun?

Yeah, I did.

What did you do?

Uh, I took a nap and, um, I drank some of the stuff in the menu bar.

Boring.

Alex said it's not fun.

It was fun.

Oh my God.

See.

Why didn't you guys just stay on the guy's boat?

They were retarded.

They were kind of lame.

I mean, they, don't get me wrong.

It was fun.

Free drinks.

Yeah.

But like, mm, I don't have an IQ or something.

We wanted to come hang out with our awesome brother.

Well, that's sweet.

I mean, I'm not, I'm like, not doing anything though, so.

I know.

I don't know what you guys were thinking.

God.

Those guys were pretty cute though.

I think one of them was feeling you.

Just one of them?

True.

Just one of them.

I don't blame them though.

I mean, look at this ass.

How would they not?

Look at yours.

No.

I mean, come on now.

They're all over YouTube.

They sure did.

They sure did love us.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

You guys are just gonna, like, talk about dudes and stuff?

Yeah, why not?

Are they gonna bother you?

I mean, it's just like a little weird.

I mean, like... It's not weird.

We play around all the time.

Don't tell Mom and Dad.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

What do you, what do you, what do you mean play around?

Like, we, we mess around a little bit.

Mm-hmm.

You know how you play with yourself in the shower?

We play with ourselves.

No, you don't.

Shut up.

We do.

You don't believe us?

No, I don't believe you.

Just fucking with me.

Prove it to you.

Holy shit.

You guys are serious.

How long have you guys been, like, doing stuff like this?

Mm-hmm.

Probably.

Is it yours now?

Uh-huh.

You didn't tell me?

No.

I didn't want you to tell Mom and Dad.

Why would I tell Mom and Dad?

It doesn't even make sense.

I wouldn't tell.

Do you think I'm, like, that lame, I wouldn't tell on you guys?

Well, how do we know?

How would we know?

I mean, I'm...

That's... Do you like it?

Yeah, I like it.

Can I, can I, can I, I can, like, watch you guys?

I mean, you're watching them.

Yeah, that's true.

Do you like watching?

I mean, yeah.

Can I, like...

You guys are horny, right?

Super horny.

Oh, yes.

I mean, like, is it cool if I, like, touch myself a little bit?

Yeah, we wanna see.

You do?

Yeah.

We wanna see how big it is.

Oh, my God.

I had no idea.

I'd be playing with her.

You guys like it?

Mm-hmm.

I do.

Do you want some help?

I kinda wanna taste it.

Seriously?

I do.

Yeah, that would be, like, really cool.

I should really...

We told you it would be fun.

Mmm-hmm.

And we tasted it.

I don't know.

I love it.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Oh, God.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, this is the hottest thing I've ever heard.

I just can't believe you guys didn't tell me about that.

I know, we should have.

We could have been having this all together so long ago.

Oh, my God.

That's so hot.

Oh my God.

Do you want me to wear a condom?

It's okay?

No, it'll be okay.

What happens on vacation?

It's just on vacation.

Oh, it's so good.

Oh, yes.

It's so good.

Oh, yes.

It's so good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

It's so good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

That's so good.

God, I wish we had started doing this so long ago.

Aww... What's up?

Aww...

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shut up.

Oh, my God, it's okay.

Yeah.

Oh, shut up.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah.

Oh, shut up.

Oh, shut up.

Oh, shut up.

Oh, shut up.

Oh, shut up.

Yeah.

All right, take care of me.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

And this is the first sentence.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, it's all good.

Yeah, but I can't.

We're back.

Mama.

Mama.

And this is the first sentence.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I think I'm going to come in.

I want you to come in my pussy.

I can not get to that.

Oh, yes, you can.

Come on.

Oh, no, it'll be okay.

I hear it.

Come inside your nest.

Do it.

Come in my pussy.

Oh, God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

That's so hard.

Oh, shit.

Did you have any idea we were so much fun?

No.

Okay, we're hanging out the rest of the vacation, okay?

I promise.

I'm glad we've convinced you.

Yeah, yeah.

Let's go.

Alright.

You're good.

Okay, good.