All language subtitles for Desperate Housewives Season 6 Episode 21 - A Little Night Music

Previously on Desperate Housewives...
This thief is trying to steal your

You're the guy who's four months behind
on his payments?

Yeah.

Mike reluctantly borrowed money from
Carlos.

Tell me how much you need.

Andrew did his homework.

I made a few calls.

Turns out the golden child never got his
degree.

I left school when the doctor told me my
mother was terminal. I can save you a

phone call and bring in her death
certificate.

That's okay.

The worst mistake I ever made in my life
was having you.

Achilles got an invitation.

We would like it if you would move in
with us.

Okay. And Angie revealed her path.

I got involved with a really bad guy.

Danny's father.

Many years ago, a terrorist fell in love
with a woman.

This woman believed in the terrorist and
his cause.

Until an undercover agent showed up,
determined to stop them.

The terrorist wanted to attack those he
felt were hurting the planet.

So he got the woman to help him build a
bomb.

But something went wrong.

and someone was killed.

The terrorist didn't care.

He said it was unavoidable.

The woman wanted to turn herself in, but
she was pregnant.

So the agent convinced her to run away
with him, and he'd raise the child as

own.

So they escaped from the terrorist.

Hoping and praying he would never find
them.

Unfortunately, he did.

Hey, isn't double cappuccino extra hot?

You know me so well.

Just made chocolate scones.

Interested?

What the hell?

Might as well live dangerously.

So how's the novel coming?

Almost done.

Endings are a bitch.

I really need to surprise my audience.

Hey, I know you're my dad.

But you still gotta close the door when
you come in. Oh, sorry.

No, I was just gonna ask you something.

Want to join your old man for a run
tonight?

Dad, you don't run, you jog.

And, no.

Come on. I'll have to go by the park.
It'll be real pretty.

I'm working Eddie's shift tonight. I'm
going to be here late.

But I am proud of you.

Keep it up. Yeah.

Thanks, Coach.

See you at home.

That's your dad?

Yeah.

I should have introduced you.

You'd like him?

I bet I would.

So he's a runner.

Every night, even when he's sick, you
can't stop him.

He's pretty inspiring.

Inspiring?

Don't guys your age usually hate their
dads?

We've had our issues.

But my dad's sacrificed a lot for me.

I figure this is how I pay him back.

Payback's really important.

All right, back in a bit.

How long are you going to be? As long as
I don't get a little sweaty.

Be careful.

Yep.

It took the terrorist 20 years to find
the people who had betrayed him.

What the...

His plan for revenge was just getting
started.

Our mothers tell us to beware of
mysterious men.

Don't talk to them in the park.

Don't take their candy.

Don't get into their car.

And whatever you do, don't let them into
the house.

But what do we do when mother has
already invited them in?

Oh, my gosh.

Eddie, what have you done?

I saw you were running low on supplies,
so I went to the store. Oh, you didn't

need to do that. Hey.

You're cool enough to take me in. I
gotta earn my keep somehow.

I bought fresh vegetables.

Okay, now you're just trying to make me
cry.

Is that the laundry? I'll get that.

That's okay. It's Porter's turn.

I can't, Mom. I'm late.

You can spare five minutes to put
clothes in the dryer.

No, I can't. Jeremy and Dave are waiting
to take me to the mall.

You are not leaving wet clothes in that
washer.

Mom, chill. It's water.

Hey, don't talk to your mother like
that.

Okay, that's my ride. I gotta go.

Uh -uh. After the laundry.

God, what a... Hey!

I'm telling you, sorry. Hey!

Get off me!

Apologize! Eddie!

He shouldn't talk to you like that! Hey,
okay!

Join your friends.

Go on.

I'm sorry.

I just can't watch you be disrespected.

I'll take care of the laundry.

Hey, Carlos, here's the money. For the
church raffle!

Thanks, Mike! Now Sister Mary can
finally replace her wooden... Gabby's

Oh, God, sorry. I just wanted to bring
you the first payment for the loan.

And thanks again. You really saved my
ass. No problem.

Just so you know, I'm making a lot of
cutbacks so I can pay you back quicker.

vacations, basic cable. I even convinced
MJ that Ms. McCluskey's house is summer

camp. Look, don't go crazy. Just pay it
back when you can.

And let's make sure Gabby doesn't find
out.

Of course she can tell, Susan.

No problem.

I gotta get going.

Hey, and give my best to Mr. Carey.
Mary.

Mary!

Whoa. I know, right?

It's the middle of the afternoon. What
are you doing?

Why don't you come upstairs and find
out?

No, thanks. I can't afford it.

What? Every time you offer me afternoon
sex... It's because you want something,

and it is not afternoon sex.

All right, fine.

Check this out.

Where were you even hiding this?

That is a ski chalet in Aspen. It's for
sale, and I want it.

Sorry, hon. Not going to happen. Whoa,
whoa, whoa. That was just my opening

offer. What if I see your afternoon sex
and raise you honeymoon sex?

No, no, I can't. All of our cash is tied
up in a business deal.

What kind of business deal?

You don't want me to bore you with the
details.

Half that money is mine.

Bore me.

This conversation is over.

Now, if you're interested in going
upstairs and making love to your

simply because you... Okay.

Like it? I've been practicing all day.

Susan? Why is there a...

Big -ass piano in our house.

Actually, big -ass stopped making
pianos. This is a Yamaha.

So, I'm curious.

How much did this thing cost?

It was free.

You remember, dear sweet 98 -year -old
Aunt Regina?

The one you called the Crypt Keeper?

Mike, that was okay when she was alive.
Now she's a dead lady giving us really

cool stuff. So, a little respect?

Okay, as long as it was free.

Yeah, but as far as Gabby's concerned,
it cost 30 grand.

What? Why?

Well, I love Gabby, but for years she
has been flaunting how much they spend

her house and her car and her jewelry
and this.

It's my turn to flaunt, and I can't
flaunt with a free piano.

Don't stoop to her level.

You're better than that.

No, I'm really not.

Susan, I'm not kidding. You're not
telling Gabby we paid for this piano.

my... Please, this is my chance. My aunt
had a stroke while driving. When am I

ever going to get that lucky again?

You're not going to believe this.
They're out of cilantro.

How can a market be out of cilantro?

I don't know, but I told that clerk she
should hang her head in shame.

As well you should.

So, what else do we need? Let's head
over to the kosher aisle. I need a few

items for the Schwarzman bar mitzvah.

We need baking soda. I'll get it.

Oh, Sam.

Please, not now. What the hell are you
even doing? I lost my job. I have to

someplace.

You already got the baking soda.

Boy, I would lose my head if it wasn't
screwed on.

Who's that woman?

Nobody. Someone I used to know.

Oh. Is everything all right?

I was telling her that it doesn't make
sense for a store this big to run out of

a major herb.

I think we should check out Hudson's
Market.

That's downtown.

We need cilantro, don't we? Come on.

Hey.

Well, you brought me flowers.

Well, I wanted to get you a T -shirt
that said I'm a moron who wears dark

clothes when I run at night, but the
gift shop was out.

So, who did this to you? Did you see
him?

No.

Damn, what kind of person hits you and
just drives away?

Maybe the kind of person who wanted to
hit me.

Wait, you said you didn't see them.

I didn't.

But, Ange, I'm telling you, this guy, he
drives past me, he turns around and

swears right into me.

Oh, my God.

Where's Danny?

He fell asleep in the waiting room.

We've been here all night. Do you want
me to get him? No, no, listen, I need

guys to go home, grab the IDs, some
money, whatever you can stuff in a

bags. But you're not exactly travel
-ready, Nick.

Oh, absolutely not. The place we talked
about.

You're carving down just for a few
weeks.

No, not without you.

I'll fend Annie, but you and me, as far
as we run. What if it is Patrick?

What are we going to do?

We've been asking that question for 20
years.

I guess now we're going to find out.

Can I talk to you a minute?

Sure.

It's about what happened with Porter.

Are you mad?

You're mad.

No, I'm not.

You want me to leave.

No. No, I just want to talk.

You look like you really wanted to hurt
him.

And I kind of need to know what that's
about.

Your family doesn't seem to care how
much you help them.

You're a great mom, and they just push
you around. It made me angry.

Yes, I saw that.

And sometimes my family can be
unappreciative.

But what happened today can never happen
again.

I know.

Listen, I grew up with an alcoholic
mother.

I know what it feels like to be...

angry all the time.

But when I was your age, I had to find a
way to

control myself.

How did you do that?

A lot of help. One thing, I had a great
counselor at school and she taught me

that whenever I was about to lose it,
that I should do this.

Three.

That really works?

It really does.

It gives you a chance to step back, feel
like you're in control.

You should try it next time. You'll see.

I'm really sorry about what I did.

That's fine.

Just don't ever do it again.

But thank you for wanting to.

Oh, come on, Larry. You're my business
manager, too. I am not leaving this

office until you tell me what Carlos is
doing with my ski house money.

Gabby, you're putting me in an
uncomfortable position.

You should talk to Carlos.

I did.

I offered to put myself in a very
uncomfortable position and he still said

I'm sorry, but Carlos swore me to
secrecy. Please respect that.

You're right. I'm sorry.

No hard feelings.

Of course not.

Hey, what are you doing?

I don't want to be a liar.

When I go home and I'm in tears and
Carlos asks me why and I say you grabbed

ass.

I want to be telling the truth.

Well played.

Carlos gave $50 ,000 to one of your
neighbors.

What? Who?

A Mike Delfino.

Apparently his business is in big
trouble.

Oh, my God.

Mike's wife is one of my closest friends
and she never said a word.

Poor thing. Please don't tell Carlos I
told you.

Of course.

Do you have parking validation?

Oh, those are only for employees.

Okay, you could take mine.

Hotel, food, incidentals.

300.

You can order pay -per -view. I don't
even care if you buy beer. Just stay in

your room as much as you can, okay?

This is stupid. It's been 20 years.

Have you actually seen or heard from
this Patrick Logan guy?

Do you know for a fact that he's even
still alive?

Danny, I'm not going to debate this with
you. If he started this group you guys

are in, then isn't he on the run too?

He's got bigger problems than getting
revenge.

Just humor me, okay?

Because if I'm wrong, all I am is wrong.

But if I'm not... Please, just humor me.

Hello.

I saw you the other day, talking to my
friend Sam.

Oh, I'm Brie, by the way.

I know who you are. Oh.

Well, this is none of my business, but I
noticed that there was some tension

between you two.

You could say that.

Oh, well, I hope everything is okay.

What is it you want?

I don't know. There was something so odd
about that encounter.

I don't understand why he would talk to
a friend like that.

Maybe that's because I'm not his friend.

I'm his mother.

My manager said I could take a break
early.

I've got five minutes.

Are you aware that Sam goes around
telling people that you're dead?

Yes, I heard.

How would he do that?

He's a complicated boy.

Sam tell you who his father was.

Tell me about your relationship with my
husband, if that's what you're referring

to.

Did he also mention the letter that Rex
sent to me?

What letter?

It was after you were married.

Rex had just started his practice, and
apparently the money was pouring in.

Rex wrote and told me he could give Sam
a better life.

He then asked for full -time custody.

I'm guessing he never told you that?

I said, flip his mind.

I politely declined his offer.

And did Sam know about this?

Not until a few months ago when he found
the letter.

And when he realized that he...

Could have lived all those years with
his dad in an empty house.

He was beyond livid.

Even so, how could he go around
pretending that you're dead?

Like I said, he's a complicated boy.

I just got back from the supermarket and
realized I bought way too much. I'm

afraid some of it's going to go bad, so
I thought, who could I give this to?

And I randomly thought of you.

You're afraid that canned peaches and
condensed milk are going to go bad?

Well, it's just my cupboards are
cluttered, and you'd be doing me a huge

Okay.

Thanks.

Oh, hey.

As long as you're here, I want to show
you something.

Wow.

We just got it.

MJ is going to take lessons.

You sure you don't want to start them
off with, say, a huge upright?

No way.

Me wanting, me liking, me getting.

May I ask how much this costs? Well,
Mike

doesn't like me throwing around numbers,
but let's just say your jaw would drop

30 ,000 times.

What? That's one?

This is none of my business, but is this
really the best time to buy something

this expensive?

I mean, didn't Mike just have his truck
repossessed?

Things finally turned around.

He got a big cash infusion.

You don't say.

Anyway, I know you guys don't have a
piano, so if you ever want the girls to

take lessons... Well, thank you. I gotta
go. Enjoy your peaches.

You owe me $50 ,000.

What? For your information, Mike's big
cash infusion cost me my ski house.

What are you talking about?

Oh, don't play dumb. Carlos loaned Mike
the 50 grand, and you know it.

Why are you looking like you don't know
it?

He told me business picked up.

Well, he lied. Just like Carlos lied to
me about where our money went.

Which you went and spent on a piano.

Oh, no, no, I didn't.

I inherited it.

I was trying to make you jealous.

Oh, honey, given different
circumstances, that sort of worked.

This is unbelievable.

I have the money from the strip club
sitting in the bank, and Mike would

borrow it from you guys.

I'm about to screech at my husband.

You might want to stand back.

No, no, no, no, no.

I have a better idea.

There you are.

Hey.

Hey, Mrs. Galvo. How was the flight?

Horrible. It was delayed. There was
turbulence. They ran out of food. And

not saying a plate covered with tinfoil
here. There was one, but one of our 50

children must have inhaled it.

Damn it.

Oh. Okay, calm down. Lynette, no, I'm
hungry. You know, when you were working,

always had food waiting for you.

Oh, that's right. You were very
considerate in your eighth month.

I'm sorry. I keep forgetting. You're the
only person who's ever been pregnant

before. Relax, relax.

Let's order a pizza.

And wait an hour? Forget it. I'll fend
for myself.

Hey, it's okay. I'm fine.

There's nothing in here.

Come on, Lynette, you didn't go to the
store today?

Sweetie, you might want to take it down
a notch. I have been in three cities in

two days. You'd think you'd find the
time to go to the market.

What the hell is he doing?

Eddie, it's okay.

Don't tell him to stick a sock in it.

Okay, you need to kiss me. Here.

Okay, there. We're good. We're good.

He loves me.

So Eddie attacked our son?

Okay, I'd use attack, but with a small
a. Okay, that's it. I want him out, and

that's with a big O.

Look, Eddie is not some exchange student
from France. He comes from an abusive

home. We have to accept he has some
baggage.

So I have to wonder if he's going to
punch me any time I raise my voice to

I am not sending him back to live with
that woman, Tom.

How about therapy?

That might help.

Now we're going to pay for his therapy.

Okay, here's a thought. How about we all
stop yelling at me? What a concept. Be

nice to Lynette.

Fine.

We'll try the therapy.

All these weeks, Sam has been going on
about how his mother was dead. And the

whole time, she's been at Howe's Market
in a smock -backing can.

I guess my instincts about Sam were
right, wouldn't you say?

What did I say about gloating?

Something. I wasn't listening.

I was thinking about how right I was.

Okay, I'll stop. I know you're upset. I
have no idea.

When Sam first showed up, I felt like I
got a little piece of Rex back.

It was wonderful.

It forced me to remember that Rex was a
liar, too.

Sorry, am I interrupting something?

Orson, would you please excuse us?

Of course.

Everything alright?

Actually, Sam... Wait!

Wait! Still here.

I went back to the supermarket today.

Oh.

Take it you met my mother.

Why did you say she was dead?

She is dead.

To me.

So you admit that you lied?

Did she tell you I found a letter my
father wrote begging her to let me come

live with him?

That's hardly an excuse.

I was four.

He said he could give me all the
advantages she couldn't. But she

him. She loved you. She wanted you by
her side. She could have wanted more for

me.

Andrew got bicycles for Christmas and
TVs for his birthday. I had to sit in a

trailer and do my homework with mittens
on because my mom couldn't afford to pay

the heating bill.

If she had loved me, she would have let
me live the life that I was entitled to.

I'm going to...

Talk to the Schwartzmans about their
apartments. If you want to go over the

later, let me know.

Oh, hey.

How'd it go?

Kind of weird, but it was okay.

I think you did very good work today,
Eddie.

Now, the restroom is down the hall,
second door on the right.

I'll be here.

So you said good work. Does that mean it
went well?

That means Eddie's got some issues.

And it's going to take time to work
through them.

Okay. How much more time? At $130 an
hour.

Well, it would go a lot faster if we
could get his mother in here. But he

to think there's no way she'd agree to
that.

Really? If you think it'll help, I can
get her in here.

That would be great.

Okay, and then...

And then everything will be OK, right?

Let's just get the mother in here.

Hey. Are you looking for Barbara
Orlovsky?

Yeah. Do you know where she is? No.

Nobody's seen her for days.

And her car's still there. It's weird.

Hey.

There's this crazy rumor going around
that you got something for me.

Just an apology.

Well, as long as it comes with one of
your muffins, I may just accept it. Oh,

Andrew.

Orson told me about Sam.

You were right from the start.

I never should have trusted him.

Well, I don't even need the muffin now.

Now that that's settled, what are we
going to do about Sam?

That's easy. We get rid of him.

I don't think it's going to be that
simple.

Why not?

I thought I lied to him last night that
I've never seen before.

And to be perfectly honest, I'm afraid
of him.

Hi, Susan. Thanks for having us over for
dinner. Oh, well, actually, dinner was

just an excuse. I wanted to show you
something.

Oh, my God. You bought a piano?

Yes. And I wanted you to be the first to
see it.

Wow, that looks pricey.

$30 ,000.

Plus delivery and tax and a biannual
tuning fee.

But Mike's on his way down. Do me a
favor.

Don't let on that you know how much it
cost.

Why not?

He thinks it's ostentatious and he's a
little embarrassed.

In fact, he keeps telling everyone that
I inherited it from my aunt. So, just go

with it. Hey guys, sorry I'm late.

It's okay, honey. I'm going to check on
dinner. We're going to check on dinner.

Dude, we need to talk.

A piano?

Oh, don't worry about it. We didn't buy
it.

Susan inherited it from her dead aunt.

Wow.

Without even blinking.

Would anyone mind helping me set the
table? Oh, Carla would do it. Oh, great.

And Mike, maybe you and Gabby can get
the wine.

So, you and Carlos have any big plans
for the summer? You taking any trips?

Gabby?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Like if you need to talk, Susan's in the
other room.

I think Carlos is having an affair.

What?

Why would you think that? Because he's
been acting really secretive lately.

And I went to talk to our business
manager and I discovered $50 ,000 was

from our account.

Well, I'm sure there's a good
explanation.

Yeah, there is. It's called fancy
dresses and hotel rooms for some bimbo.

No, no, no. And I am sure that you've
got that all wrong.

Wait a minute. Are you covering for him?

No. Because I stole his cell phone to
see who he was talking to and he called

your house like a hundred times.

He hasn't been talking to me.

Really? Well, the next time he's not
talking to you, you might want to give

the name of your divorce lawyer.

I'm so glad you guys were free tonight.
We've been wanting to do this for such a

long... Oh, my God!

What's wrong?

My earring! It's missing!

Damn it! I just got them today.

I'm sure it's somewhere.

Oh, here it is!

That would have been three grand out the
window.

You bought $3 ,000 earrings?

Oh, of course not.

Mike did.

He's so generous.

Especially now that we're loaded again.

You know, Carlos, I never noticed
before.

You have a really veiny forehead.

Hey, buddy, we got a bit of a problem.
No kidding.

Wait, you know?

Did Gabby say something?

No, I heard it all from Susan.

Oh, well, it's not surprising the way
those two talk, but luckily it's not

Come on, Mike, let's stop the lies. It
is true and we both know it.

It is?

Don't act surprised. God, this whole
thing was a mistake. I never should have

written that check.

Dude, you paid for it?

Oh, man.

Dinner's ready.

Susan, everything smells so good.

Thanks.

You want some meatballs, Carlos?

I've got two nice big ones for you right
here.

Nope, I'm fine.

I saw that.

Saw what?

You leering at Susan's breast.

I was looking at the pasta. Susan's
breast just happened to be hovering

Gabby, leave Carlos alone.

Oh, my God, it's you.

Excuse me? You're the one Carlos is
having an affair with. What? What?

Makes perfect sense.

That's why there were all those phone
calls to this house from his cell phone?

You looked at my cell phone? Yes, and
thank God I did.

Whore!

Shamelessly shoving your meatballs in my
husband's face. There was no shoving.

Sometimes they spontaneously heave.

Have you lost your mind? I am not having
an affair with Susan. Mike, you believe

me, right?

Yeah, I guess.

Why are you calling over here all the
time?

I'm not. I always call yourself.

Susan, say something.

Forget it, Carlos. We might as well
confess.

Confess what?

You wouldn't take my money when you were
in trouble, and, well, I've always

known that Carlos had a thing for me, so
I told him that I would sleep with him

if he would loan me money.

You son of a bitch.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I didn't touch her.

All I did was help a friend who screwed
me over by a... Diamond earrings and

grand pianos. I told you the piano was a
gift from Susan's aunt. You bought

diamond earrings?

Oh, yeah.

With the $50 ,000 that you borrowed from
Carlos.

You know?

Yeah.

So you two were just... Screwing with
you.

Yes.

So tell me, Mike.

Do you feel betrayed?

Humiliated?

Good. Because I only did this to show
you what it feels like when the person

that is supposed to love you the most
lies to you.

Well, I just did it because I wanted to
keep showing.

I just keep trying to think what I can
say so I don't know how sorry I am.

Well, I do know.

And I'm not looking for another apology.

What I am looking for is your word that
you will never breathe me out like this

again.

I swear.

Good.

So is this everything?

Yep.

Sure you don't want me to walk you
through it?

No, I just want to get a sense of where
we stand.

Why are they putting you in a coma on
purpose?

Your brain seems fine. It's not like you
think you're Napoleon.

You don't think you're Napoleon, do you?

There was some swelling when they
brought me in. Now it's pushing against

skull.

They say this is going to relieve it.

So how long are you going to be out?

A couple of days.

And you know where you're going to be?

With Danny?

Actually, I was thinking about bringing
him back.

No way.

It's been three days. Nothing's
happened.

I'm starting to think you were wrong.
No.

Ange, we're not taking any chances.

You know what? If I gotta drive you out
of town myself, I'm gonna do it. Okay,

okay, okay, okay, okay.

If we'll keep you from killing yourself,
I will go stay with Danny.

Thank you.

Hey, Angie.

You don't seem surprised to see me.

Don't bother running upstairs.

I already found your gun.

Come on.

After all this time, there's got to be
something you want to say to me.

Go to hell.

Couldn't you come up with something more
original than that?

I guess all this suburban living forces
you to think in cliches.

So it was you.

You ran over Nick.

Would you believe me if I told you it
was an accident?

I sent Danny away. You will never find
him.

That's okay.

We're not that close.

Seems how you stole him from me.

Are you going to kill me?

I need you alive.

You are going to do me a favor.

What kind of favor?

We discussed in the morning.

I've had an exhausting couple of days
while we're searching your house for

firearms and running down Dudley
Douchebag.

So, which way to the guest room?

You think I'm going to let you stay
here?

How are you going to stop me?

If you call the cops, they'll arrest you
and Loverboy.

Aren't you afraid I'll kill you when you
sleep?

Angie, if the last 20 years have taught
us anything, it's that you're not

comfortable killing people.

And if you decide to run away, just make
sure you stop by the hospital and say

goodbye to Nick because he won't be
around much longer after you've gone.

Patrick, please.

Don't hurt him.

Just do what I tell you, baby.

And I'll let you both live.

Mysterious men.

They make promises they have no
intention of keeping.

They tell lies to get what they want.

They may be more dangerous than they
seem.

Yes, our mothers told us we cannot trust
the men we don't know.

And those we do know?

Well, we can't always trust them either.