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Ah. Hey.

Got your message.

Yeah.

So what did you decide?

Well, I want us to stay married.

-Well... -Mm.

[exhales] That's a relief.

[chuckles]

-You had me worried for a minute there. -Mm.

I honestly didn't know which way you were leaning.

Well, makes two of us.

-Oh? -Yeah.

I stopped by the hospital earlier.

I figured I would talk it through with Uncle Ted,

since he's been married long enough to give some sage advice

about how to navigate this complicated union.

And what pearls of wisdom

did my soon-to-be ex-brother-in-law offer?

I didn't get to ask him.

Ended up bumping into Ashley instead.

-Oh. -Yeah.

She still basking in her do-gooder glow?

-Dani. -Fine.

This is me backing off.

Ashley is engaged to Derek, and she's...

happy.

I don't know. Watching them today,

something clicked.

Whatever door existed between Ashley and me is closed now.

But this marriage that we have...

...it's an open window full of possibilities.

I appreciate you for giving me an out,

but I don't want or need it.

Unless...

Unless you do.

[chuckles softly] You think I want to be free?

To go back to Bill? Maybe.

[knocking]

Come in.

Caroline, what are you--

I thought everybody was gone for the night.

Even the cleaning crew called it a night.

[sighs] Trust me, I'd rather be home with a glass of pinot

and my sad excuse for a social life.

But the Michaelson depositions won't review themselves

before that ungodly 7:00 a.m. conference call.

I took the liberty of making some notes in the margins.

-Didn't have to do that. -Yeah, well,

I needed the distraction.

Speaking of, I, uh...

happened to see Dani leaving a little bit ago.

Now, okay, look, it's nothing scandalous

for the office rumor mill, okay?

My ex just took it upon herself

to offer birthday wishes. That's all.

-She never stops, does she? -Mm.

But your birthday's tomorrow.

Oh.

-Obviously, I don't need to explain Dani to you. -Okay.

Mm, you know she operates on her own timeline.

Always has to be first and center.

[chuckles] Like when she had

"Hamilton Wins Again" champagne flutes custom-made

-for the Zissman settlement... -[chuckles]

-...before you'd even made your opening offer. -Right.

[chuckles] And the commemorative chocolates with my face on them.

She even sent some over to the Zissman rep.

You know, McMillan called me that night to let me know

that they were ready to settle,

and he said he'd never seen anyone

with such staggering confidence. [scoffs]

That's Dani for you.

She brought you a gift?

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Bought it last year,

before we split.

Claims that she found it

while she was making room for her new husband.

I know it's not my place

to comment on your personal affairs...

Well, since when has that stopped you?

Just say it, Caroline.

Okay.

I can't imagine Hayley's gonna be too happy about this.

We alone?

Cameras are off.

But didn't I tell you I'd take care of that when you texted?

Don't get smart with me, Randy.

Not in the mood.

[sighs]

What's going on?

Bill thinks he can play me

after everything I've laid down?

No. I can't let that ride.

It's time to lock in, cuzzo.

You know I got you, all right?

What's the move?

We take his legs from under him--

clean, fast, done.

Okay, so what happened?

Pretty-boy lawyer finally wise up?

Please. Bill's still eating out of my hands.

That arrogant bastard think he got himself a-a trophy.

Like I should be grateful that this fool with more money

than sense decide to keep me.

Thing is, I'm the one onto him.

What the hell does that mean?

I caught him with his lips all over Dani.

So you pressed 'cause you

-caught Bill kissing his ex? -You know

damn well I ain't never loved that man.

This whole marriage has been a hustle since day one.

Okay, so what's your issue?

His uppity ex-wife is trying to weasel her way back in,

but I'll be damned if I let her.

Not when we're this close

to taking Bill for everything he's got.

? ?

-Hi, Mom. -Kat.

What are you doing here? I was just about to head home.

I have a surprise for you.

The first of the ChelseaKat spring preview.

And right now...

[singsongy]: it's one of a kind.

It is even more beautiful

-than the design photos. -[chuckles softly]

But, honey, this could have waited until later.

Okay, fine.

I may have something I want to tell you in person,

uh, so you couldn't leave me on read.

What is it?

Tomas and I are back together.

I see. Last time we talked,

you were furious with him about what happened with Eva.

[groans] "Furious" doesn't even begin to describe it.

I wanted to burn that man's suit collection

and mail him the ashes.

So what changed?

I realized love doesn't come with a satisfaction guarantee.

It's messy and complicated.

And, yeah, Tomas screwed up,

but you're always saying I should give people a chance.

That was back when I was referring to Eva.

Who I still think is the absolute worst.

I mean, nobody even asked her to be born.

-Kat. -And she's out here trying to steal

anything that's not nailed down,

including other people's men.

But what Tomas and I have is real,

and I didn't want to toss it

just because we hit a rocky road.

Well, it seems like you have your mind made up,

so I will reserve my judgment and just say...

I am happy for you.

-See? That wasn't that hard. -[chuckles]

Now, when are you gonna come to that same conclusion

about you and Dad?

[sighs]

[knocking]

Give me a sec.

Just need to finish up this discharge form.

-Dana? What the hell? -Oh,

I was in the neighborhood.

Thought that my favorite doctor might be hungry

after working so late.

So I figured I'd help satiate your appetite.

No. Don't. Listen,

-you need to get the hell out of here. -Oh.

Today's special is pie.

It's warm, sweet...

...and it'll melt in your mouth.

Mmm.

What is this supposed to be?

Wait, you don't recognize it?

It's my old uniform,

back from my day job waiting tables at that diner

when we...

-got together. -Okay,

that was decades ago.

And it still fits me, yes?

I mean, uh, no alterations needed.

Hmm?

Want to touch?

It's a little premature for Halloween.

Yet this little devil does not like to wait.

Plus...

...I saw you cozying up to that little human dumpster fire

at Orphey Gene's this afternoon.

What's her name? Uh, June?

Yeah, I wasn't cozying up to anyone.

June is an acquaintance.

Well, if your libido

is experiencing some kind of, uh,

waitress-specific renaissance...

you know, why settle for generic bargain basement

when you can have...

vintage?

So tell me, Doctor,

what pleasure can I offer you today?

Your situation with Tomas and mine with your father

are operating in entirely different universes.

That's my entire point.

Tomas cheating was recent.

Dad's affair happened back when people still thought

low-rise jeans were an acceptable fashion choice.

It's ancient history.

Even if you just found out about it recently.

You aren't comprehending the scope of what you're saying.

Dad has been doing the absolute most

trying to make amends since you found out.

Yeah, he's doing a lot, all right.

He's chasing redemption like his life depends on it.

Because to him, it does.

Mom... [scoffs] can't you just lighten up a little?

Give Dad another chance.

Thank you.

Bill married someone and moved on with his life.

And in case your photographer's eyes somehow missed it...

Mm.

...I married you.

This cigar band isn't just for decoration.

I know. I know. I just had to ask.

What's got you suddenly questioning my commitment?

Hayley was here earlier.

-Ah. Now we're getting to it. -Mm.

What did Mrs. Shamilton have to say?

Well, that you are not as over Bill as you claim.

That you're constantly stopping by his office

to make excuses to stay in his orbit or something like that.

Let's not forget who came barging into my home

the other night,

practically foaming at the mouth,

looking for Bill like some crazed bloodhound.

I know.

And I said as much.

The projection is pathetic.

Hayley just can't be happy for anyone else

when her own marriage is built on quicksand.

Okay, hey, I'm not stressed about Haley.

And neither should you be.

But I do have a question.

What is it?

I've been here for over an hour,

and you texted me that you had something to take care of.

I'm curious. Did that have anything to do with him?

Yeah, you're right.

Hayley probably wouldn't throw a parade if she found out

Dani stopped by with a birthday present.

You know, maybe we keep this little visit

between the two of us?

Consider it attorney-assistant privilege.

Your situations always stay confidential with me, Bill.

-You know that. -Mm.

Doesn't mean she won't hear about it.

I've put in way too much time and effort with Bill

to let his crazy ex screw this up now.

I should get a medal.

I've been sleeping next to this man for nearly a year

and haven't broken character once.

Well, you always has been the best in the business.

How many identities have we gone through?

I don't know.

You the one who supplies them. You tell me.

You remember that hedge fund manager in Chicago?

-Dude with all the boats? -Oh.

Don't remind me.

Three months of playing tennis with his mom

before he finally decides to ask me out.

The word is he is driving for DoorDash now.

[chuckles] Poor bastard never knew what hit him.

Okay, I was sloppy back then,

but I've perfected my approach since.

Research everything about them and everyone they're close to.

Present myself as the perfect mate,

fully formed.

Marry them,

drain their accounts.

And then vanish into thin air like smoke.

-Poof. -Mm-hmm.

But I'm starting to think

going after Bill was a mistake.

Yes, it-it gave me a chance to be close to you

and have you help behind the scenes,

but, yeah, I had no idea

how insufferable these Fairmont Crest folks would be.

They in everybody's business like it's their job.

We should've went with your boss like I suggested.

Joey's wealthy and unattached.

And, I mean, you know, he's not that hard on the eyes either.

Not to mention deadly.

I've seen the man make people disappear for far less

than what you'd be doing to him.

No. Bill was the right move.

Filthy rich attorney, can't stand his wife--

classic mark.

Mm. Well, unfortunately,

he's not still turned off to her anymore.

When I first cozied up to Bill's daughter at the gym,

I figured her runway relic of a mother

would have good sense and exit stage left.

Turns out Dani's a cockroach--

impossible to kill and always shows up where she's not wanted.

She's been angling to get Bill back,

and he's falling for it.

That's why weneed to land this plane fast,

before Bill decides it's Dani he wants.

I worked hard for his money,

and I'll be damned if I'm not finna get paid.

Bill is just another rich man with a wandering eye.

We have been pulling this same con for years.

He's not devoted like the others.

[sighs] One passionate moment with his ex

could derail everything.

Don't start doubting the game now, coz.

We meticulously set things up

so we can have access to Bill's money.

Everything's going according to plan.

Remember how he reacted the first time

he thought you were pregnant?

Bill, I might be pregnant.

He set up that college fund faster than you could blink.

Like I tell my clients, it's never too early

to prepare for the future.

The man's got a soft spot for kids that we expected.

But a college fund for a baby

we're not even sure is on the way?

And when I told him I wasn't pregnant after all...

You had the man so sprung,

he kept the college fund going.

I don't think we should get rid of it.

-Why not? -Just because we're not pregnant now

doesn't mean we won't be in the future.

But I couldn't just leave it at that.

Bill had been bitten by the baby bug, so...

I had to get pregnant again.

And he believed you, again.

You hear that, Baby Hamilton?

He doesn't even have ears yet.

Then I'll shout it to the universe--

baby, you have made me the happiest man in the world.

I'm gonna be a father. Again.

And he started making those regular deposits like clockwork.

Which was great.

Until Dani whispered her suspicion in his ear

that I was faking it.

What I am directly saying, Bill,

is that that baby is a figment

of your desperate wife's imagination.

Which is why you had Dr. Macy in place to corroborate,

make this pregnancy look legit.

Yeah, then that basic nurse Ashley

couldn't keep her mouth shut to Naomi

about me declining an ultrasound.

Next thing I know, I had another Hamilton woman

breathing down my neck.

So, what, you were losing a grip on my dad

so you fake a pregnancy and then fake a miscarriage? Is that it?

No, Naomi, no.

But you managed to put everyone's suspicions to rest

when you had that miscarriage.

-Something is wrong with my baby! -'Cause I knew Dani

would accuse me of faking that, too.

Somebody help me!

So I had to make it believable.

Damn, were you convincing.

Thanks to you, coz.

How's it, uh, feel,

getting a break from being wifey?

Ugh, I swear, Randy.

Another night listening to him drone on

about one of his court cases while I act ever so impressed...

[sighs] I'm about ready to smother him

with his own damn pillow.

Well, we both know the game ain't always glamorous.

Tell me what you need.

A bucket of blood.

I need enough to make it look like I lost a baby.

You trying to fake a miscarriage?

Yeah. Right now.

Damn, girl, that's cold.

Now, we pulled some stunts, but this?

Can you help me or not, Randy?

Dang, I'm running out of options.

No question.

You are fam, so I'm-a pull up regardless,

no questions asked.

I knew I could count on you.

And, Randy, this goes without saying--

You already know.

I'm not like these Fairmont Crest fools.

I know how to keep my mouth shut.

I will text you

the location for the spot.

You came through so quick on that blood drop.

Blew me away.

You know, being Joey's right hand does come with perks.

Eh, even though we were on the outs,

I still got, uh, some pull.

Mrs. Hayley Hamilton.

As I live and breathe.

Cut it out. We don't have time for games.

You get it?

From the butcher shop in Anacostia.

They make the best roast beef in the DMV.

I swear to God, they must season these things

-with angel tears or something. -I'm here

for blood, not beef.

Where is it?

Ladies' room at Uptown.

-Far stall on the end. -Uptown?

What happened to being discreet?

Well, you said you wanted witnesses.

And guess who I saw on my way out.

-You're kidding me. -Nope.

Miss Dani Dupree and her friend Pamela,

sipping martinis like there was nothing else better to do.

Mm. Perfect.

I can provoke Dani into a confrontation,

get her all worked up,

and then rush to the bathroom in distress.

But what if she insists on taking me to the hospital?

-I could come and offer you a ride. -No.

No. Nobody can know we're connected, Randy.

Nobody would. I could be a complete stranger.

You know, Sammy the Good Samaritan

who just happened to be in the right place at the right time.

Sammy?

I got to keep a low profile.

You know, Joey.

Right. Right. Let's go with it.

But, uh, I better hurry.

All this has to be over before Bill gets back.

He's insisting on taking me to the doctor in the morning,

since that nitwit Caroline left a case file

in the middle of the floor and made me trip.

Maybe that's why you had the miscarriage.

Hmm.

Nah. Mm-mm.

I'd rather Dani get the blame.

Bitch gonna shoot up my wedding,

think she just gonna walk away clean?

Nah.

All right. Well, it's time

to go give the performance of a lifetime.

Wish me luck.

Hey, they should be worried,

not you.

Mm.

The baby went bye-bye.

Bill was none the wiser, and...

Dani and Naomi felt guilty as hell for doubting me.

See, coz?

You got this.

So stop stressing

and worry about what's next.

My disappearing act.

Mom, I don't understand why you're being so hardheaded

-about this. -Kat, please,

my love life isn't up for discussion.

And you don't know everything that's happened.

I know enough.

I know Dad made a mistake with Leslie.

I know he regrets it.

And I know you both still love each other.

Please tell Chelsea that I love my new bag.

Don't do that. Don't try to change the subject

because things get uncomfortable.

-Kat-- -It's been months.

How long are you going to punish Dad for something

that happened in the past?

Because it's not in the past.

[quietly]: Your dad just slept with Leslie again.

-Wait, what?! -TMI,

I know, but it's true.

And I wouldn't be surprised if it's still happening.

ANDRE: You have not answered my question.

-Yes. -Mm.

-[chuckles softly] -I was at Bill's office.

But before you spin it into some salacious narrative,

I was simply dropping off an early birthday present.

So I was here waiting...

[chuckles] to discuss the future of our marriage

and you were across town,

bringing gifts to your ex?

One gift. And it was something that I bought him

-when we were still married. -Mm.

I happened to stumble across it today

while I was clearing out drawer space.

Literally making room for you in my life.

Right. [chuckles softly] You could've just tossed it.

And waste all that precious money?

In this economy?

[laughs] Because you care, right?

[chuckles] You're the woman

who has the exact same pair of designer heels

in three different colors.

Five, actually.

-Okay. -But I take your point.

Although I thought you were cool with Bill and me.

Eh, correction--

I was cool with you using me to make Bill jealous.

Because after everything he did to you,

the brother deserved it.

But you bringing him gifts, even old ones,

that's not about you getting under Bill's skin.

That's about him getting under yours.

BILL: Listen,

I'm only gonna say this once.

My client is not taking that deal.

Not now, not ever.

Do you understand?

Well, yeah.

Well, I hope you sleep well.

I know I will.

[sighs]

Uh, sorry about the interruption. Where were we?

I was just reminding you

that Hayley's a very shrewd woman.

[scoffs] You're telling me.

That woman can find dirt on a priest.

And she's also smart

and genuinely funny

and beautiful.

Are you in love with my wife, Caroline?

No.

But you are.

I'm just trying to remind you.

That was never in question.

And Hayley is in love with you.

I saw it firsthand the day you two got married.

Until Dani arrived with her gun,

trying once again to make it all about her.

BILL: Yeah.

I see what you're getting at.

So, at the risk of...

irritating you...

...I feel I have to say this.

Wake up, Bill.

Don't let Dani overshadow your happiness.

And don't let the love of your life slip through your fingers.

RANDY: Now this is a throwback.

We haven't seen Roberta in a while.

Mmm.

-[rolls tongue]: Roberta. -[chuckles]

Now, she was fun.

Had blue bloods buying her diamonds

'fore they even knew her last name,

but... [inhales sharply]

I don't know.

Okay, this ID is still clean.

Why the hesitation?

Tomorrow's Bill's birthday, and...

that man deserves something special.

Wait, wait, wait. What's this?

Don't tell me you've caught feelings for this mark.

Boy, don't play me like I'm some amateur.

[scoffs] My only commitment is to the payout.

But you've been looking real comfortable

as Mrs. Bill Hamilton.

And you've been playing wifey for longer than usual.

Life with Bill did have his upside.

He's good in bed, that's for one. But...

mind-blowing sex isn't enough of a draw.

Not when I can feel him pulling away. No.

Randy, it's time to up the stakes.

So we stick to the usual playbook.

Pack up all that ice Bill has been draping you in.

We drain the college fund

and any other accounts that you have access to.

And then you're on the next plane out of town.

Bill wakes up the next day wondering

what the hell happened to his pretty little wife.

I have something different in mind this time.

Such as?

Hmm.

Simple.

Bill Hamilton has to die.

I'm sorry, you want to... kill Bill?

What's wrong, coz?

You look shook.

That's not what we do, all right?

We get the money, we bounce.

-Always have. -Not anymore.

Look, this idea has been on my mind for a while.

Ever since Bill had that stroke.

-Okay, so what does that got to do with anything? -Think about it.

I thought I could use Bill's medical excuse

as a way to gain more access to his money.

More money than a Black Card?

I learned the hard way that it's not actually unlimited.

So I arranged for Bill to see me cry my little crocodile tears.

Next thing I knew,

he took out a life insurance policy on himself

to the tune of $10 million,

with yours truly as sole beneficiary.

And that's when you got the idea.

Mm-hmm. No more adding to that little college fund bit by bit.

Not when $10 million is mine for the taking.

Talk about stroke of luck.

And for you to collect,

Bill would have to be...

unalived.

Exactly.

Hustling these men is exhausting.

So, your girl is finally going into retirement,

which means this is my best

and last grift.

Am I fired?

Have I ever fired someone for telling it to me straight?

Jenkins from accounting.

Marcus in litigation.

-The entire PR team after the Westmoreland case. -Hey,

o-okay, okay. Point made.

But I'm not gonna do it this time.

You know, especially when I needed to hear what you said.

Hmm.

You know, Caroline,

I'm a man who's always known exactly what I wanted.

You know? Never second-guessed myself.

Not once.

And the moment I laid eyes on Dani,

I knew I had to have her.

And then...

...there was the day Naomi brought her friend from the gym

over to the house.

-You knew you had to have Hayley, too? -No.

No.

But I knew I was in trouble.

I bet Dani rues the day she recommended Hayley

-for that receptionist position. -[chuckles softly]

Well, do you blame her?

You know...

You know, once Hayley and I got together,

I just thought, "That's it."

You know?

Made my decision, ended my marriage, and...

[sighs] walked away.

From my house, my wife...

...my kids.

You gave up everything to be with her.

But I was at peace with it.

It's the bed I made.

[chuckles softly]

I don't know. It's just...

Hey, lately, Caroline, I-I don't know,

it's just...

I feel like I've lost my edge.

You know? I'm-I'm fighting with Hayley.

I'm jealous of Dani.

[sighs] I mean,

how did I end up sitting on this fence?

I don't know.

But I think it's time you get off it.

Hmm.

You need to decide

who you really want to be with.

Your ex-wife

or your current one.

Do you think Bill is under my skin?

I don't think it, Dani.

Come on now.

I've been trying to let it go.

You have to believe that.

You've been trying for a while now.

But that man's hold on you hasn't weakened one bit.

I want our marriage to work.

I want to see where this journey goes.

And like I said, I've been...

working on making space

-in my drawer for you. -[chuckles]

Baby, you've made space in your drawers for me a long time ago.

I'm being serious.

And so am I.

I see the effort that you're making.

I do.

But I don't want to just have space in your house

or in your closet.

Dani, the space that I want is in here.

And it's in here.

Wait. Dad actually slept with Leslie?

-Again? -Yes.

Where did this even happen?

In his hotel room.

Leslie stole his tie for the express purpose

of letting me onto this fact by asking me to return it.

Such a thoughtful gesture, don't you think?

Well, maybe it was just a lie.

Leslie is messy as hell.

She could have just been making that up

-so you-- -Your dad admitted it.

Mom, I'm...

I'm so sorry.

But...

I should tell you--

I actually caught Leslie in Dad's hotel room once,

and he said nothing happened.

And I believed him.

[sighs] I was gonna tell you,

but Mona and I thought it would just make you upset.

Mona knew about this?

She was just trying to protect you.

-We both were. -I am

so sick of people trying to protect me

by keeping me in the dark,

as if I'm some fragile thing that can't handle the truth.

That woman is thirstier than a buzzard in the Mojave.

She's had her sights on Dad since he moved into the Bowman.

And now that she's living in Eva's old room,

she's even more unbearable than usual.

I ran into Leslie at the club earlier,

and she was just going on and on

about how it was just a matter of time

that she would end up in your father's bed again.

Hmm.

I'm heading over to his hotel room right now

to give him a piece of my mind.

Don't bother, Kat.

Your father's not at the hotel.

He's in his office.

Oh. Even better.

Don't you remember, Teddy?

Back in the day when we just couldn't keep our hands

off each other.

Dana, this isn't appropriate.

We're in a hospital.

No one has to know.

[sighs]

Running away again?

That's your specialty, isn't it?

I am not running away. I'm establishing boundaries.

Something I should have done a long time ago.

[chuckles]

Oh, Teddy.

You never could say no to me.

Don't act like you don't want this.

[grunts] Oh.

What the hell?

[sighs]

Kitty Kat. What a surprise.

-Table for one? -[door closes]

What the actual hell is going on here?

What does it look like?

I'm giving your daddy the daily special.

Dana, that's enough. You need to leave.

Of course. [chuckles]

I totally understand that you need to talk to your...

other daughter.

I'll meet you back at the hotel.

Our hotel. [chuckles]

Oh, and, um... [clears throat]

We'll be able to finish our role-playing session in private.

Yeah? Oh.

I'll bring the whipped cream.

You already got the chocolate sauce.

[sighs]

[chuckles softly]

Ciao.

[door closes]

Kat, I can explain.

I doubt it.

CAROLINE: You need to decide

who you really want to be with.

Your ex-wife

or your current one.

You never cease to amaze me, coz.

But are you sure you want to do this?

As sure as that fake baby went bye-bye.

All right, well, how you want to do it?

You know I got the hardware.

You mean that same piece you used on that busboy

who attacked Martin Richardson and Vernon Dupree?

Come on now, coz, you know that wasn't my fault.

-The gun was-- -Jammed.

I know.

But we can't risk another botched job.

This has to look like Bill died of natural causes

for the insurance policy to pay out.

And a gunshot to the head is anything but natural.

Okay, so what you thinking?

Well, you're good at procurement.

You got these IDs, the blood from the butcher shop.

Not to mention one hell

-of a roast beef sandwich. -Okay, I'm sure it was tasty.

But I need something tasteless,

odorless, slow, and untraceable.

Look, Randy,

we don't want to set off any alarms.

-I'll make it happen. -Perfect.

Well, it's time for me to go make up with my husband

and kiss him goodbye.

Literally. [chuckles softly]

When Bill drops dead,

I need to be above suspicion.

And once he's out of the way...

...I get my cut.

Of course.

Yeah. Right before I go somewhere out of the country--

young, rich, happy, and free.

[door closes]

-I'm listening, Dad. -Okay, nothing happened

between Leslie and me just now.

-Only because I walked in. -Not true.

Mom told me you slept with that...

whore again after your separation.

And now I catch you

in what looks like an OnlyFans role-play scene.

I was trying to throw her out.

Wait,

your mother told you?

Yes.

Do you understand the magnitude of what you've done?

-Dad! -I know.

Okay? I know.

I thought you wanted to work things out with her.

-I thought you loved Mom. -I do love her.

With everything in me.

Yeah. Well, you've got a funny way of showing it.

I thought we were better than this.

I thought you were better than this.

Going down?

I'll take the next one.

[chuckles] Suit yourself.

I got to get back to the hotel and get some rest.

-Teddy really wore me out. -[elevator dings]

Mmm.

Bill?

Honey, are you home?

Where the hell are you, son of a bitch?

BILL: I'm here, baby.

-Oh! -Hey.

Thank God you're home!

I've been...

desperate to talk to you.

I feel terrible about the fight we had this morning,

and I'm sorry that I keep obsessing about Dani.

And I'm done.

I promise.

Can you forgive me?

I have more than enough room in my heart for you.

And in my home.

[chuckles softly] Again, I appreciate the closet space.

Silly. I'm asking you to move in with me.

Wait. Seriously?

Why not?

We are husband and wife after all.

Yeah.

-And I want to prove to you that I mean it... -Mm.

...when I say I'm serious about putting Bill behind me.

He's the past.

-And I am looking toward the future with my husband. -Mm.

You're moving kind of fast, Mrs. Richardson.

Story of my life.

Okay. Well, I'm open to it.

But I think I'm still gonna keep my condo.

-Okay. -Yeah.

You sure?

Yeah. But I will absolutely be spending the night.

-[grunts] -Lead the way.

Hey.

Yeah, I appreciate those IDs, but, uh...

I have another favor.

I need something tasteless, odorless,

slow, and...

untraceable.

And I don't have all the time in the world.

Someone... near and dear to me is counting on me.

Of course I forgive you, sweetheart.

You know, I was actually...

coming home to tell you something similar.

Caroline gave me a wake-up call tonight.

She reminded me of our wedding day,

how happy we were.

[chuckles softly]

Despite the drama, it...

it was special, wasn't it?

Best decision I ever made.

And when I promised to love and honor

and cherish you for the rest of my life,

I meant every word of it.

Oh.

I meant every word, too, Bill.

[sighs] Mmm.

Till death do us part.

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