Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:06,050 --> 00:00:08,490
Down, down, down, down, down.
2
00:00:09,030 --> 00:00:10,590
You want to tell me you're not nervous,
man?
3
00:00:11,130 --> 00:00:13,010
Come on. No, no, no.
4
00:00:14,570 --> 00:00:15,870
It hasn't been that long.
5
00:00:16,149 --> 00:00:21,050
I can't believe it, man. We got so
lucky. You might be sweating.
6
00:00:21,550 --> 00:00:24,750
I am, man. That girl was cute the whole
time.
7
00:00:25,010 --> 00:00:26,270
I know, man. Melissa.
8
00:00:26,710 --> 00:00:27,710
Melissa.
9
00:00:28,310 --> 00:00:30,630
Your girl was just feeling better, too.
10
00:00:30,890 --> 00:00:34,870
Yeah. You still got it. We got lucky,
though. We got lucky. We got lucky.
11
00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:36,259
You got it.
12
00:00:36,260 --> 00:00:37,740
Back in the game, it's been a while.
13
00:00:42,020 --> 00:00:44,000
Relax, man. You look a little nervous.
14
00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:46,440
I am, man. I am. It's been a long time,
man.
15
00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,780
What do you want to tell me? You're not
nervous?
16
00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:52,840
Oh, man. It's like riding a bike.
17
00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:57,460
Just a couple more hours, man. A couple
more hours and we'll be on our double
18
00:00:57,460 --> 00:00:58,700
date. Can't wait.
19
00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:00,980
Okay, maybe I'm a little nervous.
20
00:01:01,860 --> 00:01:02,980
I knew it, bro.
21
00:01:17,259 --> 00:01:20,320
We gotta go classic, polo. Classic polo.
22
00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:21,800
Gotcha.
23
00:01:22,860 --> 00:01:24,400
Been out of the game for a minute.
24
00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:25,219
I know.
25
00:01:25,220 --> 00:01:29,560
What was that time, man? What was that
time? Just a few more hours.
26
00:01:38,190 --> 00:01:40,710
Did you hear that, girl? What the fuck?
27
00:01:41,150 --> 00:01:44,250
I can't believe this. I know, I can't
believe it either.
28
00:01:44,690 --> 00:01:49,990
Our parents just got divorced and
they're already planning on going on a
29
00:01:50,150 --> 00:01:54,850
They don't even take us out on dates.
Our dad's on dates.
30
00:01:55,070 --> 00:01:59,970
They're going on a fucking date with
some hoes? With some $30 hoes.
31
00:02:00,290 --> 00:02:01,450
Oh my god.
32
00:02:01,950 --> 00:02:03,850
Our dad just got divorced.
33
00:02:04,570 --> 00:02:05,570
I know.
34
00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:09,639
It's honestly... What girl would want a
date with that? Like, no offense, but...
35
00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:13,600
I know. They should be, like, fucking
trash or something. Like, $30 highways.
36
00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:14,880
I know.
37
00:02:16,020 --> 00:02:18,080
Damn. I can't believe this.
38
00:02:18,540 --> 00:02:22,460
Ugh. Like, so many years, and now
they're already, like, going on a date.
39
00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:27,740
And they don't even take us out. Yeah,
it's like... Like, nobody wants, like,
40
00:02:28,020 --> 00:02:33,340
divorced men. Damn. They just got... I'm
so fucking pissed off. Let's just
41
00:02:33,340 --> 00:02:34,420
sabotage this.
42
00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:36,440
I know.
43
00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:41,640
Yes. Let's do it. Let's do it. We should
go fucking date. That would help. We
44
00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:42,640
should go fucking date.
45
00:02:42,700 --> 00:02:43,700
Yeah.
46
00:02:45,460 --> 00:02:46,900
Yeah, I can't believe that.
47
00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:48,679
You know?
48
00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:50,120
We got so lucky, man.
49
00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,380
Yeah, they both look good.
50
00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:54,120
Can't believe it.
51
00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:59,160
Okay. I think yours is good, actually.
52
00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:01,320
Yeah,
53
00:03:02,020 --> 00:03:03,260
it's just sexy.
54
00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:11,100
Let me call this bitch up, like, right
now.
55
00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,680
Her name is Melissa, but, you know, of
course, the contact is the same. It was,
56
00:03:15,700 --> 00:03:19,680
like, a 954 number. Oh, it's that one.
It's that one right there.
57
00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:21,040
Okay. Okay.
58
00:03:23,140 --> 00:03:24,160
Call this bitch.
59
00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:27,420
Hey, is this Melissa?
60
00:03:28,740 --> 00:03:34,340
Hey, bitch, I'm just calling to tell you
that my dad is not going to go on no
61
00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:35,340
date with you, okay?
62
00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:39,120
Because my dad doesn't date bitches like
you. Or whores.
63
00:03:39,380 --> 00:03:43,120
Okay? Yeah, I got my best friend with me
and she completely agrees.
64
00:03:43,660 --> 00:03:44,660
So, yeah.
65
00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:49,960
You better get to walking because my dad
is not going to go on a date with you.
66
00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,000
Bye!
67
00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:56,340
Now it's your turn. Now you gotta do it.
68
00:03:57,300 --> 00:03:59,780
Call that bitch up and call her out.
69
00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,800
Okay, bye. Call that bitch up.
70
00:04:04,180 --> 00:04:05,200
I don't even know this.
71
00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:09,180
Yeah, listen, bitch, I don't even know
your name. You're not even saved in my
72
00:04:09,180 --> 00:04:12,980
dad's phone, but I just want to let you
know you're not going anywhere with my
73
00:04:12,980 --> 00:04:13,918
dad tonight.
74
00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,680
He does not date no whore trash like
you.
75
00:04:17,079 --> 00:04:18,300
Yeah, sorry, bye.
76
00:04:18,620 --> 00:04:19,620
Oh, my God.
77
00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:21,980
Oh, my God, I can't believe we did it.
78
00:04:22,300 --> 00:04:24,920
That was so good. I think.
79
00:04:25,220 --> 00:04:27,180
Oh, my God, I can't believe we pulled
up.
80
00:04:27,580 --> 00:04:29,680
Oh, shit, that's right. Oh, my God,
that's so good.
81
00:04:31,340 --> 00:04:34,140
Man, I can't focus on thinking about
this date.
82
00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:36,480
All right, can't wait.
83
00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,060
Man, well, this is looking good.
84
00:04:39,660 --> 00:04:40,660
I know.
85
00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:45,160
I keep telling you, man, the girls are
good too, man. Yeah, they keep on
86
00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,059
fighting back.
87
00:04:46,060 --> 00:04:46,719
I know.
88
00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,100
Hey, what are you guys doing?
89
00:04:49,420 --> 00:04:50,319
What's up?
90
00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:50,999
What's up?
91
00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:56,100
Actually, we have a date tonight. We're
going to be going out. Oh, really?
92
00:04:56,480 --> 00:05:01,460
Huh. Yeah. Yeah, just the ladies we met
last night.
93
00:05:01,700 --> 00:05:03,320
Well, I hope you guys have a great time.
94
00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:05,280
Yeah, I hope you have fun.
95
00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:07,400
Yeah,
96
00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:09,360
they're good looking.
97
00:05:09,820 --> 00:05:15,500
Okay. Have a double date, so don't wait
up for us. Oh, you're going, okay. Yeah,
98
00:05:17,140 --> 00:05:22,400
we're just going to chill and, yeah,
probably watch a movie or something.
99
00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:23,400
popcorn.
100
00:05:24,460 --> 00:05:27,700
I hope you guys have a great time. Thank
you. Hope so.
101
00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:29,380
You guys don't wait up.
102
00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:30,740
Yeah, don't wait up, okay?
103
00:05:31,180 --> 00:05:32,240
Bye. Have fun.
104
00:05:39,150 --> 00:05:44,370
That was fun. I expected a little more
resistance.
105
00:05:45,930 --> 00:05:47,370
Well, it's time.
106
00:05:47,670 --> 00:05:48,670
What time is it?
107
00:05:50,290 --> 00:05:51,610
Should have been here already.
108
00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:57,130
They're making us wait. You know how
girls are.
109
00:05:57,370 --> 00:05:58,750
Yeah, getting ready.
110
00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:03,800
Maybe we should call them.
111
00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:05,400
Yeah, go ahead.
112
00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:06,880
I'll check my phone.
113
00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:08,360
No text messages.
114
00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:11,220
I thought I had my phone.
115
00:06:12,020 --> 00:06:13,480
I thought I had my phone on the table.
116
00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:16,680
Wait a minute.
117
00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:19,500
No.
118
00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:20,760
Wait a minute.
119
00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,120
What happened? No, she didn't do this
again.
120
00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:26,780
Let me see the time she did it again.
121
00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:31,160
My fucking daughter sabotaged my date
again.
122
00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:32,940
Stop touching it, Al.
123
00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:34,940
She fucking called her.
124
00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:36,640
Look.
125
00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,260
Look at the time. Look at the time.
126
00:06:39,580 --> 00:06:40,580
From your phone.
127
00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:42,640
Look at the time. You better check your
phone.
128
00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:43,639
Wait a second.
129
00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:44,640
Check your phone.
130
00:06:45,860 --> 00:06:46,860
Fuck.
131
00:06:47,580 --> 00:06:49,540
Yeah, I'm going to call her, too.
132
00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:51,600
Oh, man, you know what? 30 minutes ago.
133
00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:54,500
We weren't on our phones 30 minutes ago.
134
00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:57,020
I'm just going to call her.
135
00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:58,800
You can try, man.
136
00:06:59,540 --> 00:07:00,800
I'm going to call her and see what
happens.
137
00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:02,700
Fuck. That's so awkward.
138
00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:05,980
Just call her and tell her it was your
daughter. That's it.
139
00:07:07,180 --> 00:07:08,320
Straight to voicemail.
140
00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:12,680
Yep. That's usually what I get. It's
like she blocked my number or something.
141
00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:14,300
That's exactly... Oh, fuck.
142
00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:17,220
She's done this before?
143
00:07:17,540 --> 00:07:20,200
Yeah. Do you know what the chances of us
meeting them again?
144
00:07:20,580 --> 00:07:21,620
Oh, man.
145
00:07:22,980 --> 00:07:23,980
Let me see.
146
00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:25,380
I don't believe this.
147
00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:27,400
Yep. Told you.
148
00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:28,960
Straight to voicemail.
149
00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:30,800
Man, that is so inappropriate.
150
00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:33,620
That's unacceptable.
151
00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:35,980
What are we going to do?
152
00:07:36,460 --> 00:07:37,780
These fucking girls, man.
153
00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:39,080
What are we going to do?
154
00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:40,340
What gives them the right?
155
00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:45,180
This is the fourth time that she's done
this to me.
156
00:07:45,540 --> 00:07:47,080
We're going to have to do something
about this, man.
157
00:07:48,540 --> 00:07:49,960
I agree. What are we going to do?
158
00:07:50,340 --> 00:07:51,340
What are we going to do?
159
00:07:52,380 --> 00:07:53,540
We're going to teach them a lesson.
160
00:07:55,060 --> 00:07:56,480
Somehow. I agree.
161
00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:59,180
I agree. Well, we agree on one thing.
162
00:07:59,660 --> 00:08:00,660
God damn.
163
00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:05,060
Victoria, come down here right now.
Gross.
164
00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:07,940
Right now, get down here.
165
00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:09,440
Yes, Daddy.
166
00:08:09,820 --> 00:08:10,820
Mary.
167
00:08:10,980 --> 00:08:14,640
Yeah? Get down here. Get down here right
now. You know what you did?
168
00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,160
What did we do? You know exactly what
you did, Victoria.
169
00:08:19,340 --> 00:08:21,320
You did it again. Don't lie.
170
00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:22,800
I promise.
171
00:08:23,060 --> 00:08:24,060
Don't lie.
172
00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,400
What are you thinking?
173
00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,960
Get down here. She's not good enough for
you, Daddy.
174
00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:31,260
I don't care.
175
00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:32,799
Get down here right now.
176
00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:36,360
That's not your call to make. I'm tired
of this.
177
00:08:36,780 --> 00:08:40,179
This needs to stop right now. Get down
here right now. Hurry up.
178
00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:44,400
Okay. Get over
179
00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:48,560
here.
180
00:08:49,940 --> 00:08:50,940
Yes, Dad.
181
00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,000
Have a seat, Marilyn.
182
00:08:52,060 --> 00:08:53,060
Have a seat right here.
183
00:08:56,780 --> 00:08:57,780
Tell me, why?
184
00:08:58,820 --> 00:09:00,280
Hold on. One at a time.
185
00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:01,560
One at a time.
186
00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:03,559
Go ahead.
187
00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:04,560
Why?
188
00:09:04,780 --> 00:09:06,720
Because it was for your own good, Daddy.
189
00:09:07,060 --> 00:09:08,320
Again? Again?
190
00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:10,540
She's kind of a whore.
191
00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:12,680
I'm tired of this.
192
00:09:13,140 --> 00:09:14,380
You have no reason.
193
00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,560
Daddy, please don't be mad.
194
00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:18,620
And you know better than to go on my
phone.
195
00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:20,280
You know how hard I work?
196
00:09:20,540 --> 00:09:22,340
You don't think I deserve to go on one
date?
197
00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:25,620
We just wanted the right girl for you.
Well, that's not your call.
198
00:09:26,060 --> 00:09:29,220
How are we going to meet the girls if
you keep sabotaging them?
199
00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:34,160
Dad, I think we just want you to find
the right girl.
200
00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:40,700
But we have to actually go out with them
first in order to actually find out if
201
00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:42,840
they're the right girl. We got a little
bored.
202
00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:45,300
Like, where did we even find them?
203
00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:47,400
That is not your call to make.
204
00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,100
You need to stay in your place.
205
00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:51,220
You took it too far.
206
00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:53,460
You took it too far.
207
00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:57,360
Definitely. We'll do whatever it takes.
208
00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:00,100
Whatever it takes. Make it up to you.
209
00:10:00,980 --> 00:10:02,060
Make it up to us.
210
00:10:02,820 --> 00:10:04,040
Yeah, we'll do anything.
211
00:10:04,940 --> 00:10:08,060
We don't want to make you mad at us.
212
00:10:08,820 --> 00:10:10,440
Yeah, please don't punish us.
213
00:10:10,660 --> 00:10:12,460
Promise we won't make it up to you.
214
00:10:12,740 --> 00:10:13,639
We won't do it again.
215
00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:14,640
We won't do it again.
216
00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,240
We'll do anything.
217
00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,040
We'll do anything.
218
00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,840
Yeah, just please don't be mad.
219
00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:33,610
We're grown men.
220
00:10:33,930 --> 00:10:34,930
We're adults.
221
00:10:35,150 --> 00:10:36,170
We have needs.
222
00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:40,070
Okay? We spend a lot of time working.
223
00:10:40,490 --> 00:10:43,530
Trying to take care of the two of you.
224
00:10:44,630 --> 00:10:47,110
Your dad's a hard worker. You know I
work hard.
225
00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:53,580
You do a really good job. Well, our
needs are being met.
226
00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:58,560
They haven't been met in a long time
because somebody's pulling little stunts
227
00:10:58,560 --> 00:10:59,560
like that.
228
00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:06,680
And I think that it's about time that
our needs get satisfied.
229
00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:11,260
What does he mean?
230
00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:14,000
Do you know what he means?
231
00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:15,360
I don't know what he means.
232
00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:17,140
Yeah, just...
233
00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:20,020
Just do it.
234
00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:28,020
Like that?
235
00:11:29,860 --> 00:11:30,860
I don't know.
236
00:11:39,060 --> 00:11:40,800
So you would do anything, right?
237
00:11:41,980 --> 00:11:42,980
Yeah.
238
00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:45,560
I'm scared.
239
00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:50,980
Don't know I've never done this before
240
00:11:50,980 --> 00:12:08,800
As
241
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:13,160
long as you're you guys are not mad
242
00:12:31,180 --> 00:12:38,120
Oh my god, it's
243
00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:39,120
so big.
244
00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,060
Holy shit.
245
00:14:04,670 --> 00:14:07,910
Oh, fuck you.
246
00:14:58,090 --> 00:14:59,090
Ooh.
247
00:16:39,490 --> 00:16:40,490
It's so good.
248
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,480
Oh, shit.
249
00:18:44,139 --> 00:18:46,940
Thank you.
250
00:19:24,910 --> 00:19:25,910
Yes.
251
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:41,800
Yes.
252
00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:50,040
Yes, smack my ass.
253
00:21:16,660 --> 00:21:18,220
Yes, I love it.
254
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:27,420
Oh, thank you.
255
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,040
Oh my God, I love it.
256
00:21:46,669 --> 00:21:48,370
Oh my god.
257
00:21:49,170 --> 00:21:50,590
Oh yes.
258
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:54,470
Oh my god. I feel it so fucking deep.
259
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:19,760
Oh, yes.
260
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:24,480
Oh, my God.
261
00:22:28,340 --> 00:22:29,340
Oh,
262
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,040
yes, I love it.
263
00:22:37,860 --> 00:22:40,240
Oh, yes.
264
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,180
That dick is so good.
265
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:54,600
Oh, yes.
266
00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:03,860
Oh, my God.
267
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:09,560
Oh, yes, I love it.
268
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,880
Oh, yes.
269
00:26:21,430 --> 00:26:22,430
Thank you.
270
00:28:09,870 --> 00:28:10,870
Yes.
271
00:43:59,590 --> 00:44:02,290
Yeah. Come on with that pretty face.
272
00:44:04,110 --> 00:44:05,770
Fuck yeah.
273
00:44:32,499 --> 00:44:33,860
Stay with you. Stay with you.
274
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:35,360
Stay with you.
275
00:44:48,780 --> 00:44:50,180
Come all over your face.
276
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:51,799
Oh, fuck.
277
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:52,800
Oh,
278
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:54,480
fuck.
279
00:44:54,820 --> 00:44:56,260
That was a good punishment.
280
00:44:56,620 --> 00:44:57,620
Oh, shit.
281
00:44:58,580 --> 00:44:59,740
Oh, shit.
282
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:03,360
I don't know if it punished her or
rewarded her.
283
00:45:04,420 --> 00:45:08,260
Girl, high five. I think we did a good
job.
284
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,560
Let's go. Let's go.
18333
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof