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Down, down, down, down, down.
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It's so exciting. I know, look at it.
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Wow, I can't believe it's happening.
With the girls and everything.
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Yeah. It's so good. You look great, man.
Where'd you get this? It looks
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authentic. Oh, I know, man. We spared no
expense.
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Man, you get that right off the set?
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Yeah, look.
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You got that done.
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Oh, what is that?
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They're ready to beam.
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Oh, does that mean they're here finally?
Yeah, finally. All right, where are
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they? Good, let's see. Look, look.
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He's liking her. He's liking her
authenticness.
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He noticed.
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He noticed how he... You look wonderful.
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I'm glad you didn't forget the gun.
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No, I didn't. Just right.
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Plus, I mean, you got a match.
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I like it. I like yours.
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Alright,
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we should go. But first, what's that
over there?
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What? In the distance. In the haze.
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Oh my gosh.
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It's scary.
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We must be on Vulcan.
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What is that?
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There's Romulans on Vulcan.
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How close?
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Very close.
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Let's have the weapons.
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I think we need to send them in hand -to
-hand combat, close quarters.
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I think you're right. Are you guys ready
for that?
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Yes, sir.
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Okay, let's see what kind of moves you
got.
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That's a good beginning.
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We need to do a little more. Show them
how to touch it.
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That's good.
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That's good. That's good.
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Good. Okay, but I think we need
something a little more powerful.
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You're right.
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Oh, that's better.
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That is more powerful.
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Let's do that again.
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Good point. Thanks, Dad.
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All right, I think we're ready.
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You think so?
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Yeah. Cool.
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Don't you feel ready now?
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Yeah. All right, let's get our stuff
over here.
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So, all our stuff in here? Mm -hmm.
Here, go ahead.
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I'm glad you finally realized the next
generation is the best, though.
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What are you talking about?
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What do you mean, what am I talking
about?
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These are obviously of next year. You're
dressed like Captain Kirk.
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No, they didn't even have...
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Look, they didn't even have three
dimensions back in the old one.
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That's irrelevant.
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Everyone knows Date is the most annoying
character in a Star Trek ever.
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And the plots in those, they were great.
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They were the best plays of morality
we've ever seen on television. What kind
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morality? Like segregation?
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Like all white people?
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Exactly, like all white people. No, no,
no, no, no. We're going to tell. We're
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going to tell. We're going to tell.
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Look, Picard is classically trained.
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He's great.
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But the story's not. We are here on the
planet.
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Fuck.
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Do good, man.
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I know, it's super annoying.
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We've been arguing for hours.
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I know.
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And we were supposed to be leaving in
like half an hour. Yeah, and like,
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never stop. They just keep going and
going and going, and it's just like, we
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have things to do. Yep. Do you not?
Like, we dropped out. This isn't fair.
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I know.
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But... Oh, that's what that's about.
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Man,
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this is so stupid. I know that I... I
purposely got this costume super short
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I could be able to hook up tonight, and
they won't shut up.
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I know. Yours is super cute, and I got
mine super tight.
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It fits your body.
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Exactly. It's just not fun.
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It's like they don't even understand the
entire purpose of going to Comic -Con.
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It's supposed to be, we get dressed up,
we look super sexy, super slutty, and
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hook up with hot nerds with big dicks.
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That's the whole point. Exactly.
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Like, I'm trying to get laid.
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Right. And nerds have big dicks.
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Mm -hmm. And that's at Comic -Con.
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And we're supposed to be going, and yet
we're sitting here waiting for them to
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get done arguing.
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Like, they can't even appreciate the
fact that we just thought to go to Comic
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-Con with them.
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Come on. I have an idea. Let's go.
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I guess we're not going to go.
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What?
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We're not going to go.
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Totally ruined our plans.
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Yeah, like...
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We spent, like, a lot of money, like,
trying to pick out these outfits, and we
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just wanted it to be really sexy and,
like, go out and have fun, you know?
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I mean, I guess we'll just have to hook
up here, you know?
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What?
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What?
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Good night.
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We'll see.
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Oh, he's so funny.
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This is surprising.
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Oh.
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to spend more time together.
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You know, she gets that from her mother.
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You never told me that. Your mom.
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Wow. Busy talking about Star Wars and
Star Trek.
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And your daughter is a deep thinker.
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I mean, wow.
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So deep.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Beam me up, Scotty.
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Just you?
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Beam us up, Scotty.
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