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Down, down, down, down, down.

It's so exciting. I know, look at it.

Wow, I can't believe it's happening. With the girls and everything.

Yeah. It's so good. You look great, man. Where'd you get this? It looks

authentic. Oh, I know, man. We spared no expense.

Man, you get that right off the set?

Yeah, look.

You got that done.

Oh, what is that?

They're ready to beam.

Oh, does that mean they're here finally? Yeah, finally. All right, where are

they? Good, let's see. Look, look.

He's liking her. He's liking her authenticness.

He noticed.

He noticed how he... You look wonderful.

I'm glad you didn't forget the gun.

No, I didn't. Just right.

Plus, I mean, you got a match.

I like it. I like yours.

Alright,

we should go. But first, what's that over there?

What? In the distance. In the haze.

Oh my gosh.

It's scary.

We must be on Vulcan.

What is that?

There's Romulans on Vulcan.

How close?

Very close.

Let's have the weapons.

I think we need to send them in hand -to -hand combat, close quarters.

I think you're right. Are you guys ready for that?

Yes, sir.

Okay, let's see what kind of moves you got.

That's a good beginning.

We need to do a little more. Show them how to touch it.

That's good.

That's good. That's good.

Good. Okay, but I think we need something a little more powerful.

You're right.

Oh, that's better.

That is more powerful.

Let's do that again.

Good point. Thanks, Dad.

All right, I think we're ready.

You think so?

Yeah. Cool.

Don't you feel ready now?

Yeah. All right, let's get our stuff over here.

So, all our stuff in here? Mm -hmm. Here, go ahead.

I'm glad you finally realized the next generation is the best, though.

What are you talking about?

What do you mean, what am I talking about?

These are obviously of next year. You're dressed like Captain Kirk.

No, they didn't even have...

Look, they didn't even have three dimensions back in the old one.

That's irrelevant.

Everyone knows Date is the most annoying character in a Star Trek ever.

And the plots in those, they were great.

They were the best plays of morality we've ever seen on television. What kind

morality? Like segregation?

Like all white people?

Exactly, like all white people. No, no, no, no, no. We're going to tell. We're

going to tell. We're going to tell.

Look, Picard is classically trained.

He's great.

But the story's not. We are here on the planet.

Fuck.

Do good, man.

I know, it's super annoying.

We've been arguing for hours.

I know.

And we were supposed to be leaving in like half an hour. Yeah, and like,

never stop. They just keep going and going and going, and it's just like, we

have things to do. Yep. Do you not? Like, we dropped out. This isn't fair.

I know.

But... Oh, that's what that's about.

Man,

this is so stupid. I know that I... I purposely got this costume super short

I could be able to hook up tonight, and they won't shut up.

I know. Yours is super cute, and I got mine super tight.

It fits your body.

Exactly. It's just not fun.

It's like they don't even understand the entire purpose of going to Comic -Con.

It's supposed to be, we get dressed up, we look super sexy, super slutty, and

hook up with hot nerds with big dicks.

That's the whole point. Exactly.

Like, I'm trying to get laid.

Right. And nerds have big dicks.

Mm -hmm. And that's at Comic -Con.

And we're supposed to be going, and yet we're sitting here waiting for them to

get done arguing.

Like, they can't even appreciate the fact that we just thought to go to Comic

-Con with them.

Come on. I have an idea. Let's go.

I guess we're not going to go.

What?

We're not going to go.

Totally ruined our plans.

Yeah, like...

We spent, like, a lot of money, like, trying to pick out these outfits, and we

just wanted it to be really sexy and, like, go out and have fun, you know?

I mean, I guess we'll just have to hook up here, you know?

What?

What?

Good night.

We'll see.

Oh, he's so funny.

This is surprising.

Oh.

to spend more time together.

You know, she gets that from her mother.

You never told me that. Your mom.

Wow. Busy talking about Star Wars and Star Trek.

And your daughter is a deep thinker.

I mean, wow.

So deep.

Mmm. Mmm.

Beam me up, Scotty.

Just you?

Beam us up, Scotty.