All language subtitles for sex and the city s06e09

The single New Yorker's weekend
is all about buying.

The latest Vogue, fresh flowers,

and gifts for previously
single New Yorkers.

Hi, I'm here for the Welker
wedding registry?

I'll take the Newport soup ladle
and three Bimini steak knives.

The Baby Peck list.

The Burpee Blanket.

Okay, what is left?

Fine, fine, I'll take four espresso cups
and a pepper grinder.

Yeah, okay, the Li'I Me Activity Chair.

That night, Stanford and I
were invited to celebrate

the arrival of baby boy Bronson,

latest son of Kyra and Chuck.

-Easy, baby girl.
-Sorry.

Hey, what have ya got in there, Stanny?

The Peter Rabbit dish set,
with matching bib.

Dang, you snagged that?

Oh, thanks to you,
I was left with the Li'I Me Chair.

Oh, and get this, I also got him
a CD of Free To Be You and Me.

I loved Mario Thomas!

I played that album
all through the fifth grade!

I wanted to run as fast as the wind.

I played "William Wants A Doll"
so many times,

I almost turned my little sister
into a gay man.

Oh, hey!

-Welcome to the party...
-Hey.

I'm Margot, Kyra's sister.

The gifts go over on the table,
and the shoes go there.

Oh.

Kyra and Chuck don't like
outside dirt coming in.

The twins are always picking
things up off the floor.

But this is an outfit.

Uh-huh, they'd really appreciate it.

Margot!

Good thing I wore my party socks.

Geez, if I'd known
I was gonna be shoeless,

I would have compensated
with a big hat or something.

Okay.

Well, now I'm so teeny

I might bump my head
on the coffee table.

Watch out, Li'I Me!

Our hostess, Kyra Bronson,

had made a name for herself
in the early '90s

taking pictures of anorexic actresses
on beds at the Chelsea Hotel.

-Hey, you two!
-Hey.

Now, she took pictures
of fat babies in buckets.

We come from the east... 70's,
bearing gifts.

Where is the blessed child?

The baby, he's in his room.

You can't miss him,
he looks just like Chuck,

except without that sad
closed-up hole in his ear

-from when he pierced it in the '80s.

-Anyway, here.
-Oh, thank you.

I've gotta go, other people need drinks,

and by others I mean me!

-Hey, Milo, Allegra!

Oh, waiter, there's a baby in my drink.

Uptown, Miranda was
putting her foot down

in her co-op board meeting.

Look, we all want to find
the perfect tenant for 10G,

all I'm asking is that
we not prolong the interview.

Whatever decision we make about...

-Dr. Robert Leeds, let's make it quick.

I've got a baby downstairs
getting over the chickenpox.

I have a cataract!

Hello, come in, won't you?

-Hi.
-Yes, hi.

And suddenly, Miranda wasn't
so bored at her board meeting.

-Hi, I'm Miranda Hobbes.
-Hi.

And this is...

everybody else.

[Robert] And I'm Robert Leeds.

But you probably know that already,

along with my social security
number and my jacket size.

So, Robert,
you're a doctor for the Knicks?

Yeah, guilty as charged.

How long have you had that--

Hey, you've had a great season!

I take it you're not
a basketball fan.

Well, you've got me there,
I'm a baseball person.

Ah! Yankees or Mets?

Please, Yankees.

Oh, should have known.

And what is that supposed to mean?

-Oh, just--
-On page four of your tax return--

Lynn, please, we'll get to it.

While Miranda was
playing a game of pick-up...

You tell them I'll do
depositions Friday,

but only if my client is ready.

Uh-huh.

... Charlotte was
picking up as well.

Exactly. What are you going
to push me on this?

Don't push me!

Because if you push me,
then I push back!

I don't have to produce
my client for this, you know?

Charlotte knew
when Harry moved in,

he would unpack his bags.

Exactly.

She wasn't expecting
the tea bags.

And everything else?

Why are you hocking me on this?
Can you not hear what I'm saying to you?

Let me repeat this slower.

Open your ears, ready,
'cause here it comes.

I don't think so!

Clear?

One tax return and a half hour
of eyelash batting later...

It was really nice to meet you.

You, too.

And, um, I won't hold
that Mets thing against you.

-I appreciate that.

Well, he's perfect.

Frankly, I am concerned
about his financials.

His alimony payments are awfully high.

-And he's never owned before.
-Mmm.

You people are crazy.

It's the single ones who
always throw the wild parties

with all the girls.

Okay, I think we all know
what's not being said here.

The unspoken thing
was that Robert was cute

and Miranda was horny.

And then we saw the most
amazing house in Sag Harbor--

I swear I had no idea
who we were bidding against.

Oh, you liar!

You two know everything!

That's true.

We got the house,

but we could not get a table
at Nick and Toni's

for the rest of the summer!

Well, it's getting late.

Oh, my. We have held you guys captive!

No, no, we've had a swell time.

It's just, it's midnight, he's gay,
he has to start his night.

Anyway, congrats on the baby.

-Thanks.
- Yeah, he's just...

precious.

Okay, bye.

-Bye.
-Nice to meet you.

And, of course,

our landscaper takes off
with half of our trees.

We might have been
one foot out the door...

but my shoes appeared
to have already left.

And I told her
that's what you get for stealing

Billy Joel's firewood!

Hi. Is there another room for the shoes?

-No.
-Uh-uh.

Well, mine seem to have gone missing.

That's crazy!

God, Carrie, I'm sorry.

I just can't imagine
where your shoes went.

You know, Jennifer was wearing sandals.
Perhaps she took yours by mistake.

Well, actually, they weren't sandals,
they were Manolos.

I'm sure they'll turn up.

I can loan you some shoes to go home in.

Huh.

They say you shouldn't
judge until you've walked a mile

in someone else's shoes.

I made it six blocks.

The next day over dessert,

I was still not over the fact
that my shoes had deserted me.

These were new Manolos.

I hadn't even done a full
lap around the party.

And you know I don't play
favorites with my shoes,

but these were very special.

Who would steal shoes from a party?

Someone size seven with excellent taste.

Why in hell did you take
your shoes off to begin with?

We had to.

For their kids.

Apparently we drag things
in on our heels that make children sick.

Please, it's children
who drag the germs around.

Brady got the chickenpox,
courtesy of some kid

who licked him at the playground.

Oh, my God!

Kyra must have been mortified.

Actually, I kept waiting
for the mortification that never came.

She just said they might turn up
and sent me home.

Those shoes are not turning up
anywhere but a pawn shop in Brooklyn.

Oh, stop.

I'm gonna cry in my flan.

So that's it?

They're just gone?

Boo-hoo?

Well, legally she owes you for them.

I can't ask her to pay for my shoes.

Why not?

If you gave a party
and told her to leave

her baby outside in the hall,

and her baby was missing
at the end of the night,

believe me, there'd be payback.

That is the craziest thing
I've ever heard.

Children are not shoes.

I know, I know, I'm not saying it.

You have every right
to be upset about your shoes.

I am so sick of these people
with their children.

I'm telling you, they're everywhere.

Sitting next to me in first class,
eating at the next table at Jean-Ge--

- Lucas...

Look at that.

This place is for double cappuccinos,
not double strollers.

I'm sorry.

Hey, no need to apologize.

I wouldn't bring Brady here.

Mommy needs two hands
to eat her $8 cake.

You're not gonna defend children?

No, I don't like
any children but my own.

Look at that dirty little rug rat.

That's just chocolate.
All children are beautiful.

But, not as beautiful as Brady.

That's true.

Hey, so how goes the big
matrimonial move-in?

Good.

Harry's moved most of his stuff in,
it's going well,

and I'm just trying to learn
to compromise because sometimes,

I can be a little rigid.

- No!
- That's not true at all.

There's just one thing
and it's small, but...

it really grosses me out.

We have a tea bag situation.

Oh, I understand.

Just breathe through your nose.

When you're sucking his balls.

What, no!

I was talking about...

Harry leaves his old
tea bags around the house.

Oh, I thought you meant "tea bagging".

When you hold a guy's
balls in your mouth.

Why is it called...

Oh, I get it, because they hang...

-Shh!
-...and the dipping.

Oh, great.

Now I've lost my shoes and my appetite.

Mmm. This is very good.

You know what I love
about living with you?

Besides those nutty little
soaps in the bathroom?

-What?
-Living with you.

Honey...

I need to talk to you.

What's up, baby?

I really don't mean
to be a nag, but it's just...

Well, it's this.

-Tea?
-No, tea bags.

You leave them all over
the house and, well, they stain,

and maybe you could just try
to be a little more careful.

Damn, I thought
I was doing so well, too.

What do you mean?

Well, I've been really
trying to watch my ass,

you know, now that
I'm living in your house.

It's our house now,
I want you to be yourself.

Yeah, well, myself is pretty
much a bull in a china shop.

Well, then, you're a bull
in our china shop.

It's a bull.

[laughing] I get it.

Just making sure.

I get it.

Hold it. Ho, ho.

Hey, Yankee.

Welcome to the building.

I have a feeling you had a little
something to do with that.

Let's just say you owe me big time.

You have a pock.

What?

On your face, right there.

Oh, my God.

I must've gotten it from my kid.

Oh, I thought you were single.

I am.

It was the perfect
first conversation...

minus the pock.

All right, give me the lotion
and cotton balls, stat!

You don't really say "stat."

-No, but it sounds good, doesn't it?

Hey, so this is the little
germ disseminator.

Also known as Brady.

Run while you're still breathing.

No, no, it's okay, I had
the chickenpox when I was four.

Hey, where you going?

Hi, hey there. Chu-chu-chu-chu.

Hey, he's a winner.

I really want one of these someday.

You know, he looks just like you.

-You think?
-Oh, yeah.

-Hey, sweetie pie.
-Okay, Mama.

Here we go.

You know, I could do this myself.

Yeah, but I'm a professional.

Oh, Magda, this is Dr. Robert Leeds.

-He's moving in upstairs.
-Hi.

Nice to meet you.

I take baby for nap.

Okay.

Oh, hey, hey, you got another one.

Okay, Ms. Hobbes, I think you'll live.

-But no scratching, doctor's orders.
-Okie-doke.

For Miranda,
Robert was just what the doctor ordered.

Hey, Carrie, what a surprise!

Well, I was in the neighborhood,
I thought you might want these back.

Oh, you didn't have to return these.

I had forgotten all about them!

Any news on my shoes?

You know what, no, it's weird.

So, this Jennifer,
did you ever find her sandals?

What?

Well, if she took my shoes,
she would have left her sandals.

Just being a bit
of a shoe detective here.

I haven't heard from her.

Oh.

Oh, my gosh, Carrie, I am such a shit.

I should have offered
to pay you for them.

No, no, you don't have to do that.

You know, you have kids and you lose
all sense of social decency.

-Come in.
-Okay.

Milo, honey, put your trucks
back for Mommy.

Okay.

So, um, how much were they?

Uh, 485.

Come on, Carrie, that's insane!

Well, that's what they cost.

I'll give you $200.

Okay, this is an awkward conversation.

I'm sorry. I just think that's crazy
to spend that much on shoes.

You know how much Manolos are.
You used to wear Manolos.

Sure, before I had a real life.

But Chuck and I have
responsibilities now,

kids, houses...

485, like, wow.

-Hi, honey.

I have a real life.

No offense, Carrie, but I really
don't think we should have to pay

for your extravagant lifestyle.

I mean, it was your choice
to buy shoes that expensive.

Yes, but it wasn't
my choice to take them off.

They're just shoes!

Shoes.

She shoe-shamed me.

I left there covered in shame.

She's a fucking bitch.

But she isn't, that's the thing.

She's become this whole other person.

It's like she's had
two cesareans and a lobotomy.

She owes you for those shoes.

No, it's not about the money.
I don't care about the money.

I'm talking about
a woman's right to shoes.

Why did she have to shame me?

Because she's trapped
in a hell of her own making.

No, wait, that's me.

Ahh!

I am dying to scratch these,
but if I do, it'll be worse.

How are they today?

Biblical.

There is literally a pox on my house.

If there wasn't
a Jules and Mimi marathon

on BBC America this weekend,
I'd have jumped out the window.

Hey, speaking of handsome black men.

Have you spotted any more of Dr. Knicks?

Don't say spot.

No, as a leper, I'm laying low.

But according to my sources,
he's officially in the building.

Hey, is it bad that
my life is filled with shoes

-and not children?
- Stop it!

And she is a fucking bitch
for making you feel this way.

Oh, God.

When we were young,
Mario Thomas sang to us

about accepting each other
and our differences.

But then we got older,
and started singing a different tune.

We stopped celebrating
each other's life choices

and started qualifying them.

Is acceptance really
such a childish concept?

Or did we have it right all along?

When did we stop being free
to be you and me?

The next morning,

Charlotte learned just how free
the real Harry could be.

[singing] Oh, the shark has
Pretty teeth, dear

And he shows them
Huh, huh, huh?

Pearly white
Da-da da-da-da

-Morning!
-Hi.

Ba da ba ba...

Are... are you going to take a shower?

In a little while.

Some people are said
to have ice in their veins.

For John Snyder,
it seems to be ice cream.

The 39-year-old
is the founder

of Il Laboratorio Del Gelato shop
on Manhattan's Lower East Side.

Apparently,
it took next to nothing

to make Harry feel comfortable.

Charlotte felt completely trapped.

She wanted to see Harry
be himself in her home...

She just didn't need
to see that much of him.

Meanwhile, I decided
to bare all to Kyra.

Hello?

Hey, Kyra, it's Carrie.

Listen, um, I feel weird about
what happened the other day.

We've been friends
a really long time and...

I just... I want to clear the air.

Oh, my God. Carrie, I had
forgotten about that days ago.

Well, I didn't, I've been
thinking a lot about it and--

Man, you must have a lot
of time on your hands.

Milo! Pants stay on, I'm serious!

Penises stay in the bathroom!

Carrie, can you hold on for one second?
I'll be right back, thanks.

Hello?

Hello, Santa?

You know what?

I am Santa.

I did a little mental addition,

and over the years I have bought Kyra
an engagement gift, a wedding gift,

then there was the trip
to Maine for the wedding,

three baby gifts.

In toto, I have spent over $2,300
celebrating her choices.

And she is shaming me for spending
a lousy 485 bucks on myself?

Yes, I did the math.

But those were gifts.

I mean, if you got married
or had a child,

she would spend the same on you.

And if I don't ever get married,
or have a baby...

What, I get bupkis?

Think about it.

If you are single, after graduation,

there isn't one occasion
where people celebrate you.

We have birthdays.

Oh, no, no, no, no,
we all have birthdays.

That's a wash.

I am talking about the single gal.

Hallmark doesn't make a, uh...

"Congratulations, you didn't
marry the wrong guy" card.

And where is the flatware
for going on vacation alone?

-You're right.
-Uh-huh.

Why should I get wedding gifts?

Finding Harry was gift enough.

No, no, no, no.

I'm thrilled to give you gifts
to celebrate your life.

I just think it stinks that
single people are left out of it.

So, the moral of the story
appears to be,

until I get married, I won't
be seeing nothing from Kyra.

-Oh.
-How's the pistachio?

-It's so good, you want some?
-Is it? Yeah.

Meanwhile, Samantha was trying
to have a working lunch.

Yeah, we got cut off.

Look, I need to get him
three VIP seats and--

Look at you!

Look at you eating your pesto!

Ooh.

No, I don't want any shitty house seats.

-Listen to me...
- Who's a big boy?

No, I can't have any--

Excuse me,
we don't allow cell phones.

Are you kidding me?

-No.
-I'll call you back.

I understand that my cell phone
may be annoying to some,

but what are you doing about that noise?

- Okay.

There's nothing we can do about that.

That's a child.

And that was all
Samantha had to hear.

Hello.

I understand that your child and I
have to coexist in this city,

but perhaps you could take him
somewhere more appropriate

for a happy meal,
so I could have a happier one--

Seamus, that wasn't very nice.

Well, I've made my point,
and he's made his.

If you see a monster
that's smart... That is real!

And it's...

Honey!

Honey?

Hello, beautiful.

Hi.

Do you know what we need
to bring back in this house?

Cocktail hour.

Charlotte realized
there was something grosser

than tea bags all over her house...

Her husband's tea bags
all over her new white couch.

Harry!

What?

No, I... I feel bad.

About what?

Well, I'm trying to be less rigid

and I really do want you
to be yourself in our house.

I know you do, and I appreciate it.

And... I'm almost used to the whole...

naked thing.

I knew it was too much.

It's just me.

But I can put on clothes...

No.

I want you to be yourself, it's just...

maybe you could put
something between yourself

and the white couch.

Oh, I get it.

We've got kind of an ass-white couch
situation here.

I will put on shorts.

Could you?

Of course.

Oh.

Now?

Love you!

Miranda, you in there?

I can see your feet under the door.

Damn.

Come on, I just came by
to check up on you.

I'm fine.

Hey, I've seen it all.
I'm a doctor, remember?

I'm fine.

Come on in.

Oh, it's not that bad.

Hey, I've seen a seven-foot-tall
man's shin bone

poking through his calf, so...

Hey, where's Brady?

Oh, he's asleep.

Oh, that's too bad.
I wanted to give him this.

Oh, I'm pretty sure
his hand-eye coordination

is still a little sub-par
to make the team.

Hey, if he's gonna go pro,
you gotta start him young.

What are you watching?

Oh, it's just Jules and Mimi.

-It's silly.
-Yeah, what's it about?

Well, that's Mimi, she's the landlord,
and right next to her there is Jules,

and they've slept together
a couple of times,

but Jules may be involved with the girl

-who works in the sausage shop.
-Mmm.

In a nutshell.

Well, he seems to be
pretty into her now.

Yeah.

I'm intrigued.

Really?

That and my cable's not hooked up yet.

Jules...

You know, you didn't have to
bring the rent over in person.

What's a few tube stops
between friends, eh?

I love a brother with an accent.

Do you think
we'll stay friends after this?

I hope not.

Oh, Mimi, you're so soft.

That night, I decided
I couldn't wait for a ring.

And so, I gave someone else one.

This is Milo.

This is Allegra.

Mommy and Daddy and baby Henry
and us aren't here.

Leave a message!

Hi, it's Carrie Bradshaw.

I wanted to let you know
that I'm getting married...

to myself.

Oh, and I'm registered
at Manolo Blahnik.

So thanks, bye.

One giant step for me.

One small step for single womankind.

Here they are.

That's all she registered for?

Uh-huh. That'll be...

485, yeah.

Plus tax.

And could you please
watch your children?

We don't want them
touching the shoes. Thanks.

It was my very first
wedding present.

The fact is, sometimes it's hard to walk
in a single woman's shoes.

That's why we need really
special ones now and then

to make the walk a little more fun.