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Okay. Come on, let's hurry.
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-Uh-uh, I'm not dressed to hustle.
-Oh.
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When Charlotte and I heard
that there was a woman in Chelsea
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not talking or eating...
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We were there in a New York minute.
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And she's doing this for how long?
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Sixteen days, 24 hours a day.
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-This is day six.
-It gets worse?
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"By changing my personal energy field,
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I'm attempting to change
the energy field in this room
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and perhaps that energy shift
will shift the energy of the world."
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Good for her. So pasties for lunch?
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When I was working in the galleries,
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performance art was more theater
than installation.
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She's moved
it to the next level.
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Well, girlfriend needs to move
a comb through her hair.
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She has company.
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There's a man over there staring at me.
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Where?
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Over there.
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Oh.
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He's not there.
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Can you tell Circe that Charlotte
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from Hisgallerian Spring Street
sends her very best?
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Okay, that's him again.
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Oh, my God.
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That's Aleksandr Petrovsky, the artist.
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He is the--
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-Thank you very much.
-Would you like to keep it?
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No. it's okay.
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-Um, excuse me, Mr. Petrovsky.
-Yes?
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I don't mean to bother you, but...
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I just have to say thank you.
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When I first moved to New York
and I was working in the galleries,
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your Abstract Number I was
my first important sale.
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-Hmm.
-And this is such a thrill.
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I mean, you defined the '70s
in terms of progressive...
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And what did you think
about this work today?
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Very moving. Significant.
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And what do you think?
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It was good.
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But you thought it was funny.
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I heard you laugh.
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I'm not very arty.
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You don't think it's significant?
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Oh, please.
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There are depressed women all over
New York doing the exact same thing
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as her and not calling it art.
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I mean, if you put a phone up
on that platform,
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it's just a typical Friday night waiting
for some guy to call.
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She's kidding.
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And frankly, I don't buy the whole
24 hours not eating thing.
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I bet if anyone bothered to
come down here at 3:00 in the morning,
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she wouldn't even be up there.
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She'd be around
the corner having a Big Mac.
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Why do you think
she has the life ladders?
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To keep her from running out
for a snack.
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And who are you?
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What do you mean?
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-Your name?
-Oh...
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I'm Carrie Bradshaw.
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You are comic?
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And I'm Charlotte York.
I mean, Goldenblatt.
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I forgot my married name.
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I just got married, so...
Can I just say, again,
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how very, very important your work is?
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So...
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Oh, my God.
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We just met Aleksandr Petrovsky.
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"You are comic?"
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That night over
at new couple central.
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Mmm-hmm!
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Hot pizza and in less than 30 minutes,
I think I missed my calling.
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You just pass by me without a kiss?
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I wanted to wait until
I can use my hands.
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-Uh-huh, oh!
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See?
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What's with the little pizza box?
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Ah.
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One is a pizza, the other is a surprise
for you after the pizza.
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Oh.
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After.
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-I love surprises.
-Yeah?
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What are we drinking? Wine?
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Oh, damn.
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What?
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One of my guys busted his knee.
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-I have to go to the hospital.
-Oh.
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What are 6'8" pro basketball stars
doing on a skateboard?
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I don't know.
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Hey. Don't wait up.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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All right, then.
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Good night, beautiful.
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There they were.
The sweetest words you could ever say.
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In the sweetest way
you could ever say them.
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Turns out Miranda didn't like surprises
as much as she thought.
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Last night Robert said I love you.
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Wow. That's wonderful.
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On a cookie.
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I need more information.
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He brought it over,
I guess as a surprise.
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But before we got to it he had to leave
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and then I panicked
and I ate the entire thing.
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Because?
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If it wasn't there,
I wouldn't have to deal with it.
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Oh. Uh-huh.
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Now was it the fact that he said it
on a cookie or that he said it period?
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Had to be the cookie.
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Robert is great... Right?
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Well... I didn't wanna be the one
to have to tell you this about him
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but... He's perfect. I'm sorry.
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If your best friend
can't tell you who will?
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He is perfect. Really.
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You should see how cute he is
helping plan Brady's birthday party.
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Oh. Brady is one year old.
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And yet I haven't aged a day.
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Saturday afternoon, my house.
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Just us, some of Steve's family.
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I'm not coming if there's a clown.
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No clown.
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Good. Nothing scarier than a clown.
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-Oh, we're gonna be four. Thanks.
-Okay.
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What are you getting?
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Yes. I need glasses
and I am not ashamed.
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I have a sexy young man who loves
to fuck me and I'm fabulous.
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Have you considered
putting that on a T-shirt?
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Are those the kind you get at
the drugstore next to the Bengay?
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How dare you! These are Chanel.
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- There you go.
-Thank you.
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Hey. Have you ever heard of that
artist Aleksandr Petrovsky?
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Who?
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Aleksandr Petrovsky? Oh, my God.
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He was the number
one hot guy at Studio 54.
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Dated every top super model in the '70s.
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Oh, my nipples are getting hard
just thinking about him. Why?
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I met him yesterday.
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No. How did he look?
Is he still gorgeous?
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-We need more time.
-Okay.
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Where did you meet? What's he like?
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Well... We met at a gallery
and he was odd.
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How old is he now? Let me see.
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When I was 22. He was about 30.
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Studio 54 was '79. So, that would
make him, what? 53.
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And that would make you...
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I'm forty-fucking-five.
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I have nothing to hide.
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Hello.
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What?
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I'm pregnant.
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Congratulations!
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Oh, my God.
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It's very, very early. But I am.
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I just heard from the doctor.
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We don't know if it's the acupuncture or
all of the herbs that I've been taking
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or maybe Harry and I are just a better
fit or whatever but I am. I'm pregnant.
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How far along are you?
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About three weeks.
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Oh, please excuse me.
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What was that?
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Well, I'm growing it out.
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My hair. Down there.
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Smith enjoys a full bush.
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Isn't this great?
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Everything is exactly
like it always is...
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But I'm pregnant.
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One lazy Wednesday
afternoon later...
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Hello.
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Uh, hello. Good afternoon. I'm--
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Wrong number sorry.
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Hello.
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I'm sorry, um...
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Yes, I'm sorry too. Wrong number.
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Yes?
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I'm afraid it's me again.
I have really... A bit of trouble here.
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Sir. I cannot understand you.
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This is Aleksandr Petrovsky
calling for Carrie Bradshaw.
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Oh. I'll get her. Hold on.
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Carrie.
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-Hello?
-That was you before. Yes?
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Sounded just like you.
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Oh, no. That was my sister.
She's visiting.
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Oh, that's nice.
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I hope you don't mind me calling you.
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I got this number
from the friend of yours
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who knows the girl
who works at the gallery at Circe.
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I hope it's okay.
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Okay.
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Are you still laughing at that artist?
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Excuse me?
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Saying that she eats all night.
Big Macs.
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Well, I'm sticking to my guns.
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I thought you would, so...
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Let's go see her at 3:00 a.m.
to be sure.
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How's Saturday for you?
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You're not serious.
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I am serious. She is serious.
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You're the one who's not serious.
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You're expecting me to get out of bed
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and go meet you
at some art gallery at 3:00 a.m?
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Not 3:00. Let's say 1:00. We'll have
dinner first. At the Russian Samovar?
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1:00 a.m, a mysterious place?
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I'm not going to get sold
into white slavery, am I?
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I don't know what this means.
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It was a joke.
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Okay. Comic. Goodbye.
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Hello again.
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Carrie. It's Harry.
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Harry. Hi. What's wrong?
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What happened?
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It just... You know... Went away.
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Doctor says it happens all the time.
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How is she?
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Not good.
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She's just been sort of sitting
and staring since this morning.
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She didn't want me to call
anybody, but I thought...
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No, you did the right thing.
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She's in the living room.
I told her you were coming.
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How are you?
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You know...
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Hi. This is awful. I'm so sorry.
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The doctor said the good news
is we got pregnant.
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He said lots of woman miscarry and go
on to have perfectly healthy kids.
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It's true. Shall I get you
some mint tea? How about that?
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I can't go to Brady's party on Saturday.
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Okay. She'll understand.
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Napkins. Cups. Party favors.
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Done. Done. Done.
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Now on Saturday,
all Steve has to do is bring the cake.
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-What kind?
-Chocolates with white icing.
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-Baby's first sugar. Look out.
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You like chocolate, don't you?
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Mmm?
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Well, you haven't mentioned
anything about the cookie.
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You know what? Yes, I was.
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If you give me a minute.
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That's five days ago.
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I'm embarrassed. I ate the whole thing.
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-It was delicious.
-Good.
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What about what is said?
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Sweet. So sweet.
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I love you, Jules.
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I love you, Mimi.
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Loved you ever
since I first saw you.
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Feel so right to finally say it.
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Don't have to hold
the words back anymore.
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I love you, Jules. I love you.
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264
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:04,570
Hello.
265
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:09,200
I am so fucked up. I am so fucked up.
266
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,411
Okay, we need to divide and conquer.
What's going on?
267
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:15,039
I can't say I love you. I just can't.
It's not in my DNA.
268
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:19,085
And everywhere I look, it is just flying
out of people's mouths.
269
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:20,920
Whose mouths is it flying out of?
270
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:23,131
Everyone. Jules and Mimi.
271
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,132
They're fictional.
272
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,342
But they say it. Robert said it.
273
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,219
He said it on a cookie.
274
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:30,680
I am so fucked up.
275
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,516
Robert asked about the cookie and it was
276
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,685
the perfect time to say it
and I couldn't.
277
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,729
He was just hanging there waiting
and I couldn't.
278
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,566
I am never gonna be happy.
279
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,860
Just not gonna happen for me.
280
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:45,445
Do you love him?
281
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:49,115
How can I love him if I can't
even say the words?
282
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,366
Well...
283
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:54,162
I always thought that when the right guy
came along all of my bullshit
284
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:56,038
would calm down and go away
and the words
285
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,874
would just fall out of my mouth
286
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,668
because I would know he was the one.
287
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:02,628
And here he is.
288
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:06,132
The perfect guy. And I...
289
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:11,679
Is he the one? I don't know.
I don't know.
290
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,474
Because I am so fucked up.
291
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,350
And I am gonna ruin my life.
292
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:18,811
Stop. It's too late to ruin your life.
293
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:22,356
The only thing you're gonna ruin tonight
is your night and mine.
294
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:24,942
I was kidding.
295
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:27,236
I'm laughing on the inside.
296
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:31,240
Okay, listen. Get a good night sleep,
see how you feel tomorrow.
297
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:35,119
Turn off Jules and Mimi and go to bed.
298
00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:37,330
You've seen enough love for one night.
299
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:38,539
You're right.
300
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:44,086
You know what used to make me
feel better? Cookies...
301
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,506
- Good night.
-Good night.
302
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,511
I blame Valentine's Day.
303
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:55,932
Hundreds upon hundreds of cards
all decreeing you're the one.
304
00:16:57,308 --> 00:17:01,062
Just imagine the hundreds and hundreds
of wrenching late night phone calls
305
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,897
all over this one idea.
306
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,899
And it's not just with love.
307
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:08,444
It seems we're always looking for that
one thing to make our lives complete.
308
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:11,906
That job, that chance, that family.
309
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,533
I couldn't help but wonder,
310
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:16,953
when will waiting for the one be done?
311
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,925
Samantha was never a woman
who looked for the one.
312
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,261
313
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:35,555
But today, she found one.
314
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:41,852
A grey one.
315
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:02,873
She figured a box in the hand was better
than one in the bush.
316
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,542
Ahhh!
317
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:10,006
Turns out, left on too long,
Nice & Simple was not so nice.
318
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:15,428
-Here we go. Happy birthday.
-Hey, birthday boy.
319
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,930
-[Brady] Dada...
-How are you?
320
00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:19,015
Yes.
321
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,474
Who got the clown?
322
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,186
-I did.
-Hey, Ma.
323
00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:28,608
I got my grandson a clown.
The kids love it.
324
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,987
-Brady's the only kid.
-Well, I paid him.
325
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,324
He can open the door or something.
326
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:40,828
Put that cake somewhere cool
where it won't get knocked over.
327
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,997
Um... Laundry room.
328
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,417
And tell the clown to open the door.
329
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:51,505
I hope you're not insulted
I brought my own beer.
330
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,425
No. Not at all.
331
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:59,930
-Hi, Ma.
-Debbie. There's my Debbie.
332
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:05,561
-Oh, Miranda, the baby looks so cute.
-Thanks.
333
00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:08,731
-God bless him.
-Hey, you want a beer?
334
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,317
-Uh... Sure.
335
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,819
Did you see my clown?
336
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,617
Hey.
337
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,871
-Thanks for coming.
-Of course.
338
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:28,459
-How is she?
-The same. Just stares at the TV.
339
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,670
She said she wasn't strong
enough to come.
340
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,296
I don't know what to do.
341
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:35,758
She'll be okay. She just has to feel it.
342
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,261
-Come on, there's food.
-Good.
343
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,597
344
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:47,186
This is the story
of Elizabeth Taylor.
345
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:50,314
The E! True Hollywood Story.
346
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,733
We'll give you an exclusive
revealing look
347
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:55,152
at one of Hollywood's
greatest treasures.
348
00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:59,657
A talented and courageous woman
who was above all, a survivor.
349
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:05,621
350
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,086
351
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:15,005
-Here you are.
-I was told there'd be no clowns.
352
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:19,176
-Nothing scarier than a clown.
-I need to talk to you in private.
353
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,303
All right, well, you'll have to wait
till I get something to eat.
354
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:22,263
I'm starving.
355
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,514
-Here.
-Oh.
356
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:24,807
Come.
357
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:35,985
Okay.
358
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,697
What is so important
that it couldn't wait?
359
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,115
I found a gray hair.
360
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:45,286
-In the food?
-In my hair. Down there.
361
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,875
-What am I going to do? It's a disaster.
-It's not a disaster.
362
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,377
It's all part of getting older.
You said that yourself.
363
00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:56,046
My eyes getting
old is one thing, but this...
364
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:59,717
This cannot get old.
What will Smith think?
365
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,553
Smith is well aware
of the fact that you're older.
366
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:07,641
Older not old and this is old.
No man wants to fuck grandma's pussy.
367
00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:12,563
Oh, God. This is a child's
birthday party.
368
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:16,567
I was going to tweeze but if you pluck
it, six more will come to its funeral.
369
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,861
Well, that's what they say.
370
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:23,073
-Bye.
-Stop. Please?
371
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,870
-I'm not telling you the whole story.
-It gets worse?
372
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:28,954
I dyed it.
373
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:30,998
And I left it on too long,
374
00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:33,834
-and it's the wrong color.
-Okay.
375
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:38,005
You have ten seconds
and then I'm leaving. Ten, nine...
376
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:40,257
It's red. And when Smith sees it,
377
00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:42,301
I'm going to have to explain
why it's red.
378
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:43,677
Five, four, three--
379
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,471
Carrie, I don't think you get
the magnitude of this.
380
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:48,641
-Two, one.
-I'm Bozo the Bush.
381
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:50,559
382
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:53,687
Turns out, there is something
scarier than a clown.
383
00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:57,233
Elizabeth endured
a difficult tracheotomy operation,
384
00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:59,944
hovering near death for three days.
385
00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:04,323
Elizabeth Taylor's story is an epic.
And an inspiration.
386
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:09,912
Now is the time
for guts and guile.
387
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,998
This is the story of one
of Hollywood's--
388
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,799
389
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:43,487
-Everything's so nice, Miranda.
-Thanks.
390
00:22:44,655 --> 00:22:46,490
I'm real glad everything worked out.
391
00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:50,911
You and Robert. Me and Steve.
'Cause I really love him.
392
00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:59,169
There's my girl.
393
00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:03,465
I got my pipes all warmed up to sing.
394
00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:05,593
-And where's that cake?
-I'll get it.
395
00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:09,638
Hey, hey, hey. Are you okay?
396
00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:21,191
Okay.
397
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:31,952
Hold up. Hold on.
Forget those wimpy little ones.
398
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:34,079
Wait till you see what I got here.
399
00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:36,582
Look at that. Huh?
400
00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:42,546
I love you. I love you, Steve.
401
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,090
I'm sorry, I should never
have said that.
402
00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:48,510
It's just that...
I love you and I fucked everything up
403
00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:50,012
and now it's too late.
404
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:53,974
I'm sorry I'm doing this. I'm sorry.
Please don't look at me.
405
00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:59,146
I love you too.
406
00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:03,901
You do?
407
00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:08,238
I mean, come on.
408
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,033
What about Debbie?
409
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:16,413
I know but... Miranda.
410
00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:18,540
You're the one.
411
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:25,422
412
00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:26,924
-We'll get the cake.
-We're getting the candle.
413
00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:28,592
Hello. Where is cake?
414
00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:31,428
Will you look at the candle
that Steve brought?
415
00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:39,645
Look at the candle.
416
00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:52,950
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
417
00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:57,663
Happy birthday, dear Brady
418
00:24:57,746 --> 00:25:01,583
Happy birthday to you
419
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,587
Make a wish, Brady.
420
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,719
421
00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:16,265
[all cheering and applauding]
422
00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:20,019
Did you make a wish?
423
00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:24,189
Give me a kiss.
424
00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:28,652
Three weeks later,
Miranda and Steve got their wish.
425
00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:30,529
They were back together.
426
00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:38,412
From a one-year-old's birthday party
to a 1:00 a.m. dinner party.
427
00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:42,916
Hi. I'm here
to meet Aleksandr Petrovsky.
428
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:44,752
Upstairs.
429
00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:08,817
Good evening.
430
00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:13,781
-Don't you mean good morning?
-You look lovely.
431
00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:17,951
-Oh, I'm just wearing my pajamas.
-You know you're late.
432
00:26:18,786 --> 00:26:21,121
-It's 1:03.
-Sorry. I don't wear a watch.
433
00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:23,373
How do you ever know your time?
434
00:26:23,457 --> 00:26:25,793
I find that someone will always tell me.
435
00:26:27,044 --> 00:26:29,046
1:03 did you say?
436
00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:31,256
1:04.
437
00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:38,055
Well, it's very red downstairs.
438
00:26:38,472 --> 00:26:42,643
-Sadly, it's what's expected of Russia.
439
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,270
So, what's all this?
440
00:26:45,979 --> 00:26:48,148
Potatoes, with little dill.
441
00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:49,775
Herring.
442
00:26:50,192 --> 00:26:54,947
Beet salad. More red and veal in aspic.
443
00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:02,037
What exactly is aspic?
Kind of a meat Jell-O?
444
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,498
Try it. It's yummy.
445
00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,750
Do you always eat this late at night?
446
00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:09,795
I usually work all night.
For me, it's not late.
447
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:13,382
-You work all night painting?
-Yeah. Painting, sculpture, whatever.
448
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:16,552
I have a bit of an art question.
449
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:19,471
-As you know, Aleksandr...
-Aleksandr.
450
00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:22,850
-Oh.
-Aleksandr.
451
00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:25,310
Alexander.
452
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:26,687
Say Alek.
453
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,773
-Alek.
-Aleksandr.
454
00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:32,234
Alexander.
455
00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:35,154
-Call me Bob.
- Okay.
456
00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:45,372
So, I'm a writer.
I write a column for a newspaper.
457
00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:48,208
Congratulations.
458
00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:55,632
459
00:27:57,134 --> 00:27:57,968
Drink?
460
00:27:58,552 --> 00:28:00,429
-Um, what are you drinking?
-Water.
461
00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:04,391
Oh. In that case,
I will have a vodka martini please.
462
00:28:04,892 --> 00:28:06,226
-Thank you.
-Merci.
463
00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:08,770
Well, Bob...
464
00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:12,232
This is the latest I've been up
in quite a while.
465
00:28:12,482 --> 00:28:14,526
I even had to take a little disco nap.
466
00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:15,861
Do you remember those?
467
00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:21,158
My spies tell me you were quite
the regular at Studio 54.
468
00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:23,493
That must have been an amazing time.
469
00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:30,083
Why don't you tell me about that?
470
00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:33,170
What is there to remember?
471
00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:36,548
Martha Graham's face, Andy Warhol's wig.
472
00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:40,510
That's about it.
I rarely think about the past.
473
00:28:40,594 --> 00:28:45,265
What I care about...
What can happen today, tonight.
474
00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:49,603
What may happen tomorrow. Yes?
475
00:28:51,939 --> 00:28:52,940
Yes.
476
00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:03,659
I have something to show you and
I don't want you to freak out.
477
00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:11,750
Oh, man. Where'd it all go?
478
00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:14,169
-I shaved.
-Bummer.
479
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:18,215
Look. I know you enjoy a full bush.
480
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,884
But there's something I should tell you.
481
00:29:22,135 --> 00:29:24,680
There is one moment
in every relationship
482
00:29:25,055 --> 00:29:28,267
where you risk letting someone
know the real you.
483
00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:31,353
I'm a working woman
and I don't have time
484
00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:33,563
for you to be down
there searching for it.
485
00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:38,777
So. I wanted to make everything
nice and simple.
486
00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:41,154
This was not that moment.
487
00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:43,573
How long have you lived in New York?
488
00:29:43,824 --> 00:29:46,785
Long time. Off and on. Paris, London.
489
00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:50,372
A few other places.
I like New York. It's honest.
490
00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:51,665
Honest?
491
00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:57,087
There's no big smile on its face.
It's dark, painful. I like it.
492
00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:00,215
Okay. You are way too Russian.
493
00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:03,760
You'd get a girl out of bed
to tell her you like pain?
494
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:08,390
It's 2:00 in the morning.
Lighten up, Bob.
495
00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:10,684
Don't you know any jokes?
496
00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:13,478
More meat?
497
00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:15,439
Fruit and tea.
498
00:30:16,023 --> 00:30:19,067
We sweeten our tea with black cherries.
It's good.
499
00:30:20,694 --> 00:30:22,946
Try it. You'll like it.
500
00:30:28,618 --> 00:30:30,871
-Fruit?
-I'm not really a fruit person.
501
00:30:30,954 --> 00:30:34,166
Take a banana.
Put it in your purse for breakfast.
502
00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:35,250
I insist.
503
00:30:43,425 --> 00:30:47,262
Is that a banana in your purse
or are you just very happy to see me?
504
00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:52,225
-Oh, God.
-You asked for a joke.
505
00:30:56,772 --> 00:30:58,648
At exactly 3:01,
506
00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:02,069
we pulled up in front of the
gallery to see if art was alive...
507
00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:03,653
And awake.
508
00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:10,535
-Oh, my purse. I left it in the cab.
-Taxi! Hey!
509
00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:17,209
Wait! Hold on! Wait a minute!
510
00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:21,088
Hey! Ho! Ho! Okay!
511
00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:23,507
-What'd you forget?
-Here we go.
512
00:31:43,693 --> 00:31:45,570
Do you wanna give her a banana?
513
00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:48,907
Shh.
514
00:31:53,954 --> 00:31:57,707
Of all my odd dates,
this was number one.
515
00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:04,589
Taxi!
516
00:32:08,218 --> 00:32:11,012
-Hi, good evening--
-Where you go? Where do you wanna go?
517
00:32:11,096 --> 00:32:13,140
518
00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:28,822
Oh. Where's he going?
519
00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:31,658
I asked him to wait so we can have
a proper good night.
520
00:32:32,409 --> 00:32:33,326
Oh.
521
00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:36,705
Well...
522
00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:43,712
-Thanks for dinner.
-You're welcome. I live right near here.
523
00:32:44,129 --> 00:32:47,132
-I thought you lived way downtown.
-That is near.
524
00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:53,096
Well, you can take
the boy out of Studio 54,
525
00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:56,600
but you can't take Studio 54
out of the boy.
526
00:32:56,683 --> 00:33:00,437
You are funny. Light.
527
00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:06,234
So. Not tonight, huh?
528
00:33:27,547 --> 00:33:30,133
[Carrie] And he tasted
like black cherries.
529
00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:40,101
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