Original subtitles

"Boy!"

"Boy!"

"I came home and brightened the place"

"Get up, lower the bass and increase the beat"

"Celebrate my arrival with fire clapping, and ululations"

- "I am El Kabeer" - "He is El Kabeer"

"Money, arms, power and an army of 3000 men''

"A hundred times stronger than a bear I roar like a lion"

"As proud as an eagle sly like a fox"

"Mix all of these together and you will have El Kabeer"

- "A dangerous mix" - "A dangerous mix"

"I drank camel milk as a kid not formula or juice"

"That's why I am tough, rough and dangerous"

"Professional PlayStation gamer and can beat any small kid"

- "Or a big kid" - "Or a big kid"

"I can rule any people no matter how many"

"It doesn't matter if they are rich or poor"

"Even if they are scholars, illiterates, or college kids"

"They have to obey me or they will disappear''

"Objection!"

"Yeah"

"Yeah"

"Come on! I really love this country like the fat kid loves the cake"

"And I'll be the new Mayor please just give yourself a break"

"You can't even battle me one on one Mr. Fake"

"My rap is like an ocean while your rap is like a lake"

"Please talk to me in Arabic if you don't mind brother"

"Don't mimic Eminem 50 Cent or Soulja Boy"

"If we compared our Rap to the breeds of dogs"

"mine would be Pitbull and yours will be a stray called Roy"

- "Listen, El Kabeer" - "No, you shut up and listen"

"I am a knight and can lift heavier than you can"

"No way you can beat me no matter how hard you try"

"Even in the Rap challenge I'll always have the final word"

"An apple tastes bitter when you eat it after chocolate"

''End of story!''

"Boy!"

"Episode 15"

- That's enough! He'll catch a cold now! - That's the only way!

We were so worried about you, Kabeer!

- My baby, are you ok? - He's alright!

He probably didn't eat anything today yet

get him something to eat and he'll regain his power and be totally fine!

Listen, honey! Why don't we go to our room? What do you say?

Let's leave them do what they like!

- Who are you, you moron? What do you want! - Let go of my shirt!

- Hey! What are you doing? - Calm down, Kabeer!

Stay out of it, woman! Speak, you moron!

- Who are you? What do you want? - I told you to let go of my shirt!

- I don't care about it! - Oh! Leave him alone you disrespectful!

Why don't you leave my shirt out of this?

Do you think that I'm a sissy boy because I'm wearing a shirt and trousers?

I can beat you up along with some of my friends and give you what you deserve!

- I really mean it! - What do you mean by that, you crazy man?

- Stop irritating me so it won't backfire! - Hey! What exactly is it?

- Will you throw an ashtray at him? - Enough! You're so rude and impolite!

- Aren't you? - Oh, dear!

Why are you staring at me like that, boy?

Go on! Whiffing at your mom! You're an impolite boy!

- What is she talking about now? - What? Don't you like what I'm saying now?

He started it by spitting in my face and insulting me!

Anyway, I'll deal with you later!

I'm sorry, Dody! Don't be mad at him!

For El Kabeer always behaves this way! He's rude and impolite!

Believe me, honey, I didn't want to insult him back! But I really...

I only stopped myself for you, my sweetheart!

Thank you, Dody! Thank you so much!

Did you see how polite people behave? You rude and impolite boy!

Anyway, I'll deal with you later!

Let's go to our room, my love to get some rest and relax

- Let's go, baby! - Baby? Baby? Baby?

- Baby? - That's enough, Kabeer!

Didn't you hear that? She wants to relax with him in their room!

- Where will you relax, moron? - In my room!

No! It's El Kabeer Awi's room!

So what? It's El Kabeer Awi's room!

This sissy boy won't ever come near it! Over my dead body!

- Over my dead body! - Why?

She's asking me why! She's asking me why!

Do you think El Kabeer Awi would be happy in his grave now that you married a sissy boy...

- and you want to take him to his bedroom? - Sam! He's actually right about this!

I honestly agree, Sam!

Shut up, you idiot! What do you want from me now?

Nothing! You can stay in my room and I'll stay in Thomas's

- is that fine for you? - Yes!

Have a nice day!

- Are you ok with all that, you careless moron? - Honestly, Kabeer, you started it!

What are you saying? What are you saying, idiot? I mean what your mom is doing!

What about it? What's wrong with it? What's the matter?

Aren't you a real man or what?

Your mom just married a sissy boy and you can't see what the problem is?

You're so old-fashioned! So what?

- If they love each other, what's the problem? - He's younger than the both of us!

Isn't he a male? And isn't she a female?

- Then, so what? - If you said that one more time...

- I'll beat you up with my shoe! - I don't get why you're so mad about it!

- It's her call! - Listen...

You're a sissy boy you're mama's boy!

- Let's go, Hadeya! - Mama's boy?!

It's actually pretty normal! Did he intend to insult me this way?

I think that he means that Sam loves you more than she loves him

By the way, Johnny that man whom Sam married looks so...

- he's so disgusting! - I don't care!

As long as they're happy together I'm good!

- Calm down, Kabeer! Don't do anything stupid! - Leave me alone, Hadeya!

- What are you going to do? - I'll shoot that sissy boy!

- Do you think your mom will let you do it? - I'll shoot her, him and then I'll shoot you!

- Relax, Kabeer! And think of it for a moment! - You're right about this!

How could I calm down when Mr. Owais is coming with his men tomorrow?

- Ok, so what? - Will you say that to me, too?

The man finally overcame what my mom did in his last visit, woman!

What should I tell him now? Should I tell him that she lost her mind

- and married a man as young as her sons? - How would he know about it in the first place?

- What should I do then? - Keep the both of them away all day!

Don't forget, Kabeer that she's your mother after all...

- So, her husband is your step father - What father, you stupid woman?

By the way I really didn't like that Hamada guy

Why, guys? What's wrong with Hamada? He's just like any other guy!

- Will you reject him like El Kabeer did? - Ok, but he's a little weird!

And he seems to be a crook

By the way, I'm sure that he's hiding something bad!

No way! My mom would've figured that out!

She's been a meditator for 20 years!

Those who practice meditation can sense the presence of negative vibes

Yes, right! Also, she has a great experience and she knows her way around such people!

Guys, have you seen my cell phone? I think that I lost it!

Girls! It's unbelievable! They're all the same!

You're so careless! You lost it many times and we found it for you!

- Ok, so, didn't you see it anywhere? - Ashly!

- Did you look for it well? - Yes!

It's lost, then!

Exactly! How smart! Great!

- Where are you going, man? - I'm sorry, Kabeer!

- Did you buy me sleeping pills? - Yes, Kabeer!

Just like you asked me to, sir! I went to Awadin and he started bumbling...

- Tell me in short! Be brief! - He gave me 3 types of pills

he told me that these... I'm sorry, these...

should be given to them if you want them to sleep for 2 to 4 days

these should be given to them if you want them to sleep for one day only

- What about these? - They're the strongest among them, Kabeer!

If they take a pill of these no one knows what might happen...

- they might sleep or die! - Good job, man!

- I would like to taste them, Kabeer - Get out of here, moron!

- Moron! He thinks that they're a kind of candy! - What are these, Kabeer?

They're sleeping pills and I'll put them in Samantha and that sissy boy's food

- Oh, dear! Why do you want to do that? - Mr. Owais is coming, woman!

I should do something and hide them in their room or something!

But you need to be careful, Kabeer! I'm afraid that they'll get hurt!

- We don't want to get into trouble! - Where do you think I got them from, dummy?

I brought them from the pharmacy! You... get out of my sight!

Listen, dear I made a tour in the village...

and I found the right place for our project

it's not so big and it won't cost us much

it's the piece of land near the swamp

here, we'll have a coffee shop and it will contain a restaurant

and in this place we'll have a theme park

and we'll put some swings there for children to play with them

alright? The last thing will be the swamp

after expanding our business there we'll start gaining profit out of those things

and we'll bring some jet skies, pool floats and water bikes

How much will that cost us?

The whole thing will cost us around 2 million EGP...

or 400 thousand dollars approximately

choose the currency that you can get and I'll take care of the rest

excuse me, man! Get me a glass of juice! Hurry!

What? Do you think that I'm a servant or something?

What exactly is your job here? A butler? A Cleaner? A janitor?

- I work for El Kabeer! - In your head!

Listen, man! It's not that a big deal!

If you want to get it for me then, I'll be thankful to you...

but if you don't you can just get out of here!

Come on! Go do whatever you want to do!

Why are you staring at me like that?

- Thanks, Hadeya! - I hope you enjoy it, mother-in-law!

Listen, you have to drink the juice after you're done with your meal...

- you can't have it on an empty stomach! - Why is that?

I really don't know! The doctors always recommend...

enjoy your meal!

- Dody! - Baby!

I asked them to make you puffed pies because I know you like it

Thank you very much, my love! Listen...

I want you to start with this glass of juice so that you would enjoy your meal

- But I don't like orange juice! - But it's so nutritious and rich with vitamins

- I replace it with other nutritious food - Just take a sip of it! Give it a try!

I told you, Hamada that I don't like it!

Why are you doing this, baby? Will you turn me down for real?

- Ok! - Come on!

- Good! - Gorgeous!

- It's so tasty! - Enjoy, my sweetheart!

- Won't you have your juice? - I can't! It gives me a heartburn!

- Why did you let me drink it then? - Because I want you to have healthy food...

- and don't get sick! - Do it for me!

- Just take one sip of it! - I won't taste it no matter how hard you tried!

Listen to me, baby don't nag at me this way, please!

Where could it be?

- Well... Fazzaa! - Yes!

Did you see my cell... my cell phone anywhere around?

- Oh! Do you mean your mobile phone? - Yes! That's it! Did you see my mobile phone?

No! I didn't!

Do you think that I would give it back to you had I found it?

I'll throw it in the cow's manure!

- Ouch! - Where is my rifle?

Hey, Ma'am! Mrs. Samantha!

Mom!

Welcome, welcome! We're so happy for your visit!

- Prepare the lunch, girl! - We're not going to have lunch nor dinner...

we're here to finish the sale and leave

I swear that she comes

we'll have dinner and dessert and we'll smoke hookah afterwards

It's ok, Kabeer, we're so busy

and we're just going to say few words...

then we'll sign the contracts and hand you the money

Wait until we drink some tea bring the tea, girl!

- Listen, Kabeer... - Yes

We know that you want 400 pound for per meter

so we came today knowing that you're generous

and we know that you won't let us down and you'll take care of us

I won't just take care of you I'll treat you like family

you mean so much to us

Hello!

I said hello!

- This's Mr. Hamada - I'm Hamada Al Siaha and I live an easy life...

I'm the owner of Tours company in Al Sharm and Hurghada

and if anyone of you, guys, needs any help...

go and ask about Hamada Al Siaha

they will take a good care of him

He's one of Johnny's guests as well I mean that I have nothing to do with him

Good morning!

Hi, guys!

I'm Samantha, don't you remember me?

How are you? I forgot that you can't talk

Kooki! Darling!

How's your nice mustache doing, cutie?

Cutie! What is that?

What is this amazing mustache?

it has a curly side and a straight side

it's my first time witnessing a mustache that's bigger than its owner

if you don't like its size you can return it and get one two sizes smaller

- can I measure it? - Take your hand off, ma'am!

- What's wrong, Mr. Owais? - What's wrong, brother?

Are you going to hit my woman now?

Trust me, my anger will explode on you!

What is this dog saying?

- What are you saying, donkey? - You can't do anything to me!

And who crosses this line I'll chop his head in half

- and I warned you! - Are you ok with what you're hearing, Kabeer?

There's also cultures difference and stuff like this, Mr. Owais

If that so! Let's go, men!

And we won't say goodbye!

Mr. Owais! It won't cost you anything to say goodbye! Come back here, let's talk!

I swear to God, Mr. Owais! That sissy boy is her husband

she's my mother, Mr. Owais! My mother! Should I shoot her?

Mr. Owais, God commanded us to be dutiful to our parents... Mr. Owais! Mr. Owais!

We've lost the deal and we'll be a big scandal in the village

this Mr. Owais can't keep a secret

- Do you know what I mean? Hey, girl! - What?

I'm talking to you

The mobile phone, Kabeer! I can't find the mobile phone

You've lost the mobile phone that costs 2000 pounds, you idiot!

No, it's not lost, this isn't the first mobile phone that disappears from the house

we can't find either Thomas's phone nor Ashly's as well

Then there's a thief in the house

''Hey lovely girl come next to me...''

''Hey lovely girl come next to me...''

Dody! Who did this to you?

Mobile phones! Phones, you sissy!

Your husband turns out to be a thief and a prisoner

and his name isn't even Hamada speak, boy! What's your real name?

Are you going to speak or should I ask Fazzaa to hit you?

I'll speak, I'll speak I swear that I'll confess everything

Listen to me, baby...

If you say baby again I'll break your teeth

Listen, ma'am who's the mother of this gentleman...

I'm not Hamada Al Siaha do I look like someone called Hamada Al Siaha?

- My name is Reda Al Bashbishi - This can't be real!

What? Don't you believe him? Take out your card, man!

- The ID! The ID! - I swear I don't have it! I gave it to you!

Yes, that's right! You idiot! Didn't he give you that ID and you gave it to me?

- When? - When we were hitting him

There it is! Sorry, man I'm sorry, it's my fault

It's ok, forgive me take this and read it

Please, Hadeya, read it for me because I don't know how to read Arabic

Of course, my mother-in-law the name is Reda Al Said Ahmad Al Bashbishi

the address is at four blocks of Nasser - Damietta

the job is refrigeration and air conditioning technician

- male, single, the number of the ID... - What's going on, girl?

What is it? There is nothing left to say but the size of his shirt! Are we playing around?

- You varmint! - There's more!

This man had caused a big problem back in Damietta

and they gave him a nickname there which is Reda Al Mushet...

keep telling her about your dirty history, Man!

- Keep going! Continue! - Ok! Ok! I'm accused of fraud...

and the government is looking for me everywhere

so I ran away to Sharm El Sheikh looking for a rich victim

What do you mean by a rich victim?

I mean to find a rich old woman like you to marry and take her money then I'll leave her

You sharper! Sharper! Sharper!

Leave this to me, lady! Sharper! Sharper! Sharper!

- Thank you, Fazzaa - As you command!

- Fazzaa! - Yes, sir?

Take this sharper boy to Ashraf!

and tell him that Kabeer says hello and tells you to do your best

- This is over, El Kabeer - End of discussion!

Goodbye, Ma'am we'll miss you so much

I swear that The United States will be blessed and Al Mazareeta will be dull, dear lady

I hope that you get there safe

Fazzaa, thank you, thank you thank you for everything, thank you so much

I swear that you visit us again, mother-in-law

- Of course, darling, where's El Kabeer? - El Kabeer left in the early morning

It's none of your business animal! I'm asking her

I'm not talking to you by the way I'm talking to Johnny

But she's right It's none of your business, animal!

It's not possible he interferes with what doesn't concern him

Anyway, I knew that he didn't like me staying here

- Hadeya, please send him my best regards - Of course, I will, mother-in-law

- Come on, come on! We're late - Wait!

Goodbye, mother-in-law!

We'll miss you so much!

- This is so cute! - I'll miss you so much

take care

- Goodbye, mother-in-law - Goodbye

- Bye, Sam - May God protect you

Bye!

I hope you get there safe

- Kooki! - What?

Won't you say goodbye to me?

Kooki, you're mommy's heart!

I thought that you didn't want to say goodbye to me

How's that possible? I was in the shop getting you a gift

Really?

- Is it nice? - It is nice!

And it's decent and you can wear it in America as well

Of course, I'll wear it, Kooki! Of course!

Listen, I want to ask you to take care of your brother

and don't fight or I'll be back

Don't worry, we won't talk to strangers and we'll drink milk before we go to bed

Ok, that's enough, enough, enough

Goodbye, sweety

Goodbye, mom!

"Wait for us in the next season"