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"Boy!"

"Boy!"

"I came home and brightened the place"

"Get up, lower the bass and increase the beat"

"Celebrate my arrival with fire clapping, and ululations"

- "I am El Kabeer" - "He is El Kabeer"

"Money, arms, power and an army of 3000 men''

"A hundred times stronger than a bear I roar like a lion"

"As proud as an eagle sly like a fox"

"Mix all of these together and you will have El Kabeer"

- "A dangerous mix" - "A dangerous mix"

"I drank camel milk as a kid not formula or juice"

"That's why I am tough, rough and dangerous"

"Professional PlayStation gamer and can beat any small kid"

- "Or a big kid" - "Or a big kid"

"I can rule any people no matter how many"

"It doesn't matter if they are rich or poor"

"Even if they are scholars, illiterates, or college kids"

"They have to obey me or they will disappear''

"Objection!"

"Yeah"

"Yeah"

"Come on! I really love this country like the fat kid loves the cake"

"And I'll be the new Mayor please just give yourself a break"

"You can't even battle me one on one Mr. Fake"

"My rap is like an ocean while your rap is like a lake"

"Please talk to me in Arabic if you don't mind brother"

"Don't mimic Eminem 50 Cent or Soulja Boy"

"If we compared our Rap to the breeds of dogs"

"mine would be Pitbull and yours will be a stray called Roy"

- "Listen, El Kabeer" - "No, you shut up and listen"

"I am a knight and can lift heavier than you can"

"No way you can beat me no matter how hard you try"

"Even in the Rap challenge I'll always have the final word"

"An apple tastes bitter when you eat it after chocolate"

''End of story!''

"Boy!"

"Episode 13"

I'm going to die, Thomas no, really, I am going to die

why do we do this to ourselves?

- Are you done? - No

I still need four sets of bicep exercises

and two sets of triceps exercises, and then I'll walk again

No, Johnny, you can't, we need to go out, we have an important thing

No, we can't today forget about it

Johnny, you've been in the house for three days

the last time you went out was to the backyard to get some tan

Could I have missed the sun that day? At least it wasn't too hot like today

Alright, we'll just go out today, and I promise you that starting tomorrow

we'll take three days off

I'm not illusional or emotional or affected at all

but, anyway, I'll go out with you I'll just check my Facebook first

- give me the laptop - What a cheater!

- What a coward! - What's wrong, Ashly?

- Lucas is cheating on me - That's normal

I mean to say, what made you sure that he's cheating on you?

I've already been feeling that there's something wrong since the morning

could you imagine that I found a message from him saying...

"Let's be brother and sister" and "I love you like a sister", right?

No, no, no he sent me a love message

and this is not him at all and what also made me sure...

- when I checked Facebook, I found... - You found his pictures...

holding two pretty hot chicks, having a boogie night and taking poses...

No, no, no I checked my horoscope and it says

- that cheating is knocking on your door - Oh, wow!

Just so you know, people who don't trust horoscopes are ignorant, sorry

because if you check your horoscope everyday

you'll find that it really tells you what's happening to you

Really? Alright, what about me?

- You're an Aquarius, right? - Yes

Okay, listen

"It's better if you don't leave home today"

"because bad luck is waiting outside for you"

What do you mean by this move?

This mean leave it till next weak, forget it

Johnny, if I knew how to do it by myself, I would have done it

but, unfortunately you have to be with me

May God save you from all evil on the roads

and the evil of bad people and make His creatures love you

- Goodbye, Kabeer - Goodbye

- I'll send what you need with Fazzaa - Okay

- Are you going out, Kabeer? - No, I'm coming in

- I'm coming inside! - How will you go if you're an Aquarius?

What Aquarius you shoe? Are you crazy or something?

Don't you share the same horoscope with Johnny? Do you know what it says today?

"It's better if you don't leave home today..."

"because bad luck is waiting outside for you"

Bad luck is waiting outside for me?

I don't care about it!

Come to me, bad luck Come to me, danger!

"Why is he hiding it? I really don't know! I really don't know! And I..."

"Why is he hiding? And why are we hiding? And why is he..."

What, Kabeer? Was it raining outside or something?

"Aquarius, 21 January - 20 February East or west, home is the best"

"East or west, home is the best"

I ask forgiveness from the almighty God

What is it, Kabeer? Will you act like a young boy...

and believe such myths?

- What the hell! - What made you wet like this, Kabeer?

Some trash person splashed me with dirty water!

Go now, get me some clean clothes

hurry up, go!

"Oh, deer"

"love is legit you got me melting"

"you made me a shadow"

"Oh, night!"

"Oh, boy!"

"Oh, God you know how it is"

"guide my lover and make her better"

"Oh, God you know how it is"

"guide my lover and make her better"

- Good morning, Ashraf - Good morning!

Oh, snap! Stop!

El Kabeer?

What is it, Kabeer? Is it only raining over you?

Oh, my!

Did you wet yourself again, Kabeer?

Come on, come up here let me change for you

"Your fortune for today, watch out..."

"treason comes from your own house"

"Watch out..."

"the stab comes from those who are closest to you"

You sons of foxes!

Ashraf! Come here

- Yes, Kabeer? - What are you telling that man?

- We're not saying anything - What is that box?

It's a request box for Ms. Ashly

- What is in that box, Ashraf? - How could I know, Kabeer?

it was given to me and I just gave it to him

- What about the money you gave him? - Money?

- I saw you giving him money - Yes, yes, yes

I was in need and borrowed some money from him, I was paying him back

- I'm not buying this at all - Believe me, Kabeer

You know, Ashraf if you were lying...

I will electrify you

"I can smell that they're cooking something behind my back..."

"is that horoscope thing true or what?"

"I don't understand what are they setting up for me in secret"

"what do they want with me?"

"Only Hadeya will know everything about this"

Hadeya!

What is it, Kabeer?

- What are you doing, woman? - All knives are blunt...

so I thought I would sharpen them

Do you want lunch?

"I made you your favorite dish"

"Don't ruin my diet!"

"Your diet won't be ruined because of this one"

"Please!"

I made you your favorite dish

Mufataka

Mufataka? No! No!

I won't eat Mufataka any more

I became a vegetarian

I will only eat sausages!

"Be careful..."

"they are plotting against you"

It's a big trouble!

"Don't trust anyone but yourself"

- "Did you admit it?" - "Yes!"

"Why did you kill him?"

"He was unjust he really wronged me"

"he was talking dirty to me"

"and he was constantly beating me in front of everyone"

"he never cared about my dignity"

Who did that woman kill?

She killed her husband, man!

- Why did she kill him? - She had plotted with his brother to kill him

- in order to inherit him - Oh!

- How did she kill him? - They poisoned him!

- Do you know where they buried him? - Those people are so vicious

they cut his body into small pieces put it in sacks...

then they buried it in a hole in the garden of the house

as if nothing has happened

flies gathered and the smell was so bad otherwise, no one would know anything about him

"I'm sure now..."

"they will kill me"

"Hadeya and Johnny will kill me"

"not just those two"

"no, all of them want me dead"

"they want to cut me off and throw me in the pit"

"who else would they dig that hole in the garden for?"

"they're like a gang"

What's next, Kabeer?

What a terrible nightmare!

Stop right there!

You, boy!

He managed to escape, that psychopath!

"It's your day!"

What a disaster!

Give me the remote control, boy!

Here you go, Kabeer!

"I believe that there's only one God"

And Mohammad is his messenger!

"Oh, poor woman! Oh, poor woman!"

"Oh, poor woman! Oh, poor woman!"

"Oh, poor woman! Oh, poor woman!"

"Oh, poor woman! Oh, poor woman!"

What a terrible day!

Do we need to dig more or this depth is enough?

No, it's good this way there's no need for that!

You're with them, Ashraf!

Okay, bring me the palm to put it in the hole

Okay

Oh, my God! What is it?

- What has got into you, Kabeer? - Why are you sneaking out like a thief?

I'm not sneaking out! I was about to call you...

I wanted to ask you if you want to eat now or after a while!

- I don't want to eat! - Why? I prepared Mufataka

I told you that I'm a vegetarian! A vegetarian!

What is that?

I hope everything is okay!

Surprise!

- Kabeer! Kabeer! Wake up, Kabeer! - Oh my goodness!

- Oh my goodness! - Calm down, Kabeer! Relax!

- Why are you dressing up like that? - Calm down, brother!

The outfit is for the party we wanted to make a surprise for you!

- What surprise? - No way!

- It's our birthday! - Oh!

- What is today's date? - It's 12 of February, brother!

- Happy birthday, Kabeer! - Take that thing on your head off!

- Why? - And you, Fazzaa!

Oh! How did you know me?

Do you think that if you put a donkey's head that you disguised yourself, donkey?

So funny!

You ruined the surprise but never mind!

- Uncle Jabir! - "Yes!"

"Happy birthday to you!"

- "Happy birthday to you!" - "Happy birthday to you!"

- "Happy birthday, Kabeer" - "Happy birthday, Kabeer"

- "Happy birthday to you!" - "Happy birthday to you!"