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So, Frankie, you're on the laptop.

I didn't even know you knew how to use a laptop.

What are we doing here? It's debatable if he does or not.

Yeah, I don't know. I just did something and look at everything that came up.

All right, so what was your purpose for being on here? The purpose was we

haven't had a girl in about, what, two months?

Quite a while, dry period. We've got to kick up our game. We've got to, really.

A few notches here.

Yeah, so I'm trying to troll for all these different sites. All right, you're

trolling. Well, you got our head techie on it, so it's going to work real good.

You know, you got the horniest guy in the book. That too, that too. Right, all

right, I got you now. So you got some parameters in there, first female,

a good start. Right, right.

Got an age, age group, age range?

Yeah, I'm doing well.

18 to 80.

Uh -huh, okay.

Anything works for Duke. For me, as long as he's a woman.

Okay.

Duke told me just make sure she's a woman. All right. Women, presumably

women. Right. And we're looking online here. Right. You're being a relative

term. Meet some new chick. Hey, I'm going to tell you, you are really

up. Yeah, what's the scoop with you there, Duke?

Okay. Would you come from a funeral or something?

I knew you guys were going to do this to me. Well, you are looking kind of

funereal, I've got to say.

Did you kill somebody?

He was in court as a defendant.

I thought about it, but no. Oh, okay, you weren't in court for that either.

no. Okay, you're going for a job interview of some kind? You look very

Yeah, I'm just going to keep it to myself. You guys can come up with all

ideas you want. And you're patriotic.

Red, white, and blue. Oh, yeah. Oh, somebody's at the door.

Ah. I'm going to have to answer the door. All right, here.

Let's really look here. Come on, here. Because I don't know how much you can

answer that. Oh,

my God, guys.

You will not believe this.

Hi. Hi.

How are you?

Okay, how are you?

Pretty good.

You are pretty good.

Thank you. Well, my name is Raelynn, and I'm selling magazines as part of a

nationwide contest.

And if I win, I get to go to college.

Oh, really? Yeah.

Why is there a camera?

Well, because we're older gentlemen, and we like to film what goes on in our

lives so we can actually remember it. Well,

I'm selling magazines, and I have...

travel magazines, which have a lot of coupons in it, animal magazines, if

into that, and restaurant magazines. Oh, my God. There are some five -star

restaurants that you could go to.

Find out about some of the magazines.

You could like to buy some.

Well, how are you doing in the contest?

Well, I have $200 that I haven't gotten yet.

Oh. That's all I need, and I might win.

Can you hold on for a second? I just want to talk to my friend.

Sure, yeah. Okay, I'll be right back. I'm not going to leave you at alert.

Okay.

Here I come.

What's up?

What's up? Well, I'm going to tell you. Art, is this girl gorgeous or not?

Gorgeous doesn't say half of it.

Yeah? All right. We were going on a computer.

Yes.

My higher power must have known that and sent me right to the front door. It's

the suit. It's the suit.

She's going ahead, okay?

She's selling magazines.

She needs $200.

First of all, what does she look like? And how old is she? Like you wouldn't

believe. Yeah, okay.

She's got to be 18 or 19 or 20 years old, I would think. Yeah, all right.

as nice as someone we would find here. That's why, of all the girls we had,

one kicks it up. This kicks it up. All right. Okay? Wow.

And I'm telling you,

She needs $200 to win the contest.

Okay. Okay, and I think we should come up with the $200.

And I'm going to invite you. She's selling magazines.

We'll invite her in, and we'll go from there.

Well, maybe we can convince her to do something for our video. We'll throw

more money down.

Are we just going to be stuck buying a bunch of magazines that we don't know

about? No, no, we won't. That may happen, but I got my studio on it. No,

worry about it. Frankie's around.

And Duke's ready to do business, and that's Duke. Right.

He didn't get all dressed up or nothing. That's right. Apparently not.

Don't forget to take the blue pill.

Oh yeah, you got your blue pills there for me? We got the blue pill.

If the occasion arises, so to speak.

If the occasion arises, we want to make sure we arrive.

To the occasion.

Alright, I'm going to go and try to get her to come in. Okay, give it a good

shot, man. Don't blow it.

Let's go. Let's all go meet her.

Okay, and then I want to introduce you to, this is Ray Lynn.

Hi there.

This is Duke and Glenn, and you've met Art.

Yeah.

And you've met me, Frankie.

And what do you have us standing out there for? Come on in here. And we've

up with an idea. I wanted to talk to the guys, and we've come up with an idea.

We'll give you the $200, and all you've got to do is hang out with us.

Just hang.

Just sit around and hang out with us.

You guys are not, I don't know about that. $200 just to hang out? Just hang

Just hang out.

No stress, no strain. Just hang out. We're old guys. We're old, but we're

We're a lot of fun.

$200 just to sit around.

For college. That's it.

For higher education. What could possibly go wrong?

Yeah, you're right. If I get this $200, then I could go to college for free.

Okay. Okay, come on in. We'll put you right over the top in your quota there.

I'm the philanthropist, right? Yes, we're all over the top here.

Allow me here. He did right here. Lovely shoes you have on.

You're just a beautiful young lady.

Beautiful. Thank you.

So what about these magazines? Tell us a little bit.

I have all kinds of magazines.

There's this incredible yacht magazine, just all kinds of extravagant stuff.

And restaurants, if you like restaurants.

I like to eat. Oh, yeah, me too.

Animal, too. And hunting. There's a lot of magazines. Animals. Frankie, you

might like the animal magazine. Yeah, I've taken animals, but I don't hunt.

True. How about those sports magazines? What are they called? The bathing suit?

Oh, yeah. I like those. I have a lot of Ford magazines.

Yeah, I like those. Yeah.

Well, I'd be interested. Do you have any, like, music magazines or

-type magazines?

Oh, all kinds. Yeah, whatever you're interested in. That's my kind of bag.

I'd probably buy one or two of them from you.

Yeah. So those sports magazines with the girls in the bathing suits, have you

got some of those?

Oh, yeah.

Did I just say that? I think I just said that. Yeah, you did.

You see my focus. You seem focused on the right thing. See what happens.

I didn't want to tell you something.

Let me just tell you something. You see what happens when these guys hang out

with me. This is where their mind goes. Yeah, yeah.

That's like the best -selling magazines are when the girls are a little bit

naked. So you're interested in sports magazines? Oh, yeah.

Especially the ones with the bathing suit issues.

Okay, I have the perfect one for you. What is your name?

Duke.

All right.

And I...

Need to mail it to you. Is that the best way to get it to you?

Yeah, well, you just use his... Something in a brown paper wrapper will

this box.

That's what Duke prefers to use. He tries to stay under the radar.

All right.

While we're going through all this, here's your $200.

Okay?

Move that.

Why don't you put that down? Because we're not going to go through all these

formalities. I need to.

We'll get to it. We'll get to it. But here's your $200. You don't want your

$200? Of course I want my $200. There's your $200.

All right.

Yeah. Okay.

All right, sweetie, now, you got your $200, right, to get you into that

there, but, I mean, college entails, you know, a lot of other expenses.

You got food and... Oh, you got books. Laugh.

Artie, money.

Oh, yeah. Very expensive proposition.

I'm thinking, Artie, you know, maybe there's a way that you could make a

you know, more money from us here.

Oh, well... Oh.

What do you guys even do?

Okay, what we do is we have young ladies come over and we like to

film them, okay, having fun with us. Little adventures.

Little adventures. Fun adventures.

It's all fun.

Adventures like what?

Well, we like to have fun with us. You know, we can have a lot of fun.

I don't know. We could start off like, for instance, like an extra $20 right

or I'll buy another subscription if you would take your top off.

What do you think of that?

I don't know.

It's not like me to do something like that. I don't think I can. Well, it's

a good cause, though. You know, you're going to get yourself into a college.

Higher education. Higher education is worth everything.

I can always, I know what I can do to make money if I have to.

And I think I have to. Tell you what, dear.

See that? This is our contribution to your college fund.

And all you've got to do is take the top off. Yeah, that's all.

Here. Oh, I don't know if I can.

What could possibly go wrong? Where do people see it? On the internet.

But it's almost, it's like a bathing suit. You have a bra on there, right?

It is kind of like a bathing suit. Yeah, you're right.

You could just see your bra.

Here,

really, it's a good idea. And it's a good cause. It's $20 to take my top off.

Give it a shot. Okay.

You know how comfortable you are with it, aren't you? You got the camera going

here. Should I stand up?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, you should. We said that together, yes. In harmony, yes. We

should stand up.

Oh, yeah.

Nice red bra there, yes.

That looks sweet.

Wow, those are amazing. Oh, yeah. Thank you.

I'd like to see them without the bra constriction there.

I'm sure you would love that.

What happens if I put the 20 in here and you take it off?

I don't think I want to.

But it makes for such a nice video.

And a 20.

Think of those extra expenses at college, dear.

True.

I don't know. And it's not like you're showing anything that people don't show

all the time. Anyway, you can go to the beach and see Girls Topless. That's a

big deal.

It's like you have to buy your biology book.

Like that magazine you wanted, you didn't see Girls Topless. I mean,

beautiful. Look at that.

Thank you.

They look great.

So what do you think? Do you think maybe we could see without the bra?

It's another 20. I'll put it right here.

Make it 25, and then maybe I'll do it.

Can we go 25, guys?

I don't know.

You know, Duke is the treasurer of this group.

Duke, can we go 25? Absolutely, absolutely.

I think it's a $5 well spent. We are philosophers, aren't we? We got the

five. Uh -huh.

I guess so.

We're giving to higher education. Yeah. Okay, you got your 25.

Mm -hmm.

Let's see them, baby.

Yes. Remember, it's all for education.

I know. Extra expenses.

They keep adding up.

Got to do it. This is a good opportunity, I think, too.

And you're going to have fun.

It's going to be fun.

Oh, my.

What did my father tell me one time?

God didn't make it feel so good for not to be doing it.

Beautiful. Do you guys like them? Beautiful. I think that was a very well

moment.

For a good cause too.

I'm up for good causes.

Way up.

She's getting into it.

She's getting into it. Beautiful.

This is different.

Beautiful.

Look at the profile. It's got a beautiful profile, too. Those boobs are

absolutely perfect.

Thank you.

Firm.

Not like the girls our age.

That's for sure.

Oh, you had to say that, didn't you?

Oh, he's a sport.

I'm a sport in there.

You look fabulous.

Is that all I have to do? I guess I should get my thing. Well, there's more

money that you would definitely need.

You know, we're going along with this beach theme, you know, because the

Bottom is very... We threw that on the beach? Yeah, yeah. What do you think,

another $20 or so, maybe you slip a little skirt off?

Well... Oh, look at that. Yeah, they cover me up.

So it's nothing anyone wouldn't see in public.

More money? Yes, dear.

Oh, my gosh. Wow, you guys are awesome.

Okay, see that? I see Frankie's helping you out already here. Yeah, why don't

you turn around so the camera can see you.

There we are.

Oh, yes.

Your zipper's caught here, dear.

There we go.

I'm happy to be here. I'm sure enjoying this. I'm happy to be here. A wardrobe

malfunction. Yes, yes.

Oh, that's a beautiful butt. Look at that.

Oh, that's going to be one lucky college that gets her. It's going to

be, yes.

I think she's going to be in that subscription of the sports magazine with

bathing suit contest girls. She's going to be in that. A few different

magazines.

Here, dear, I can take your skirt here if you want to. Okay, there you go.

we'll keep it safe and nice and clean. All right, we want you to slip.

Here we go. Watch out there.

Okay.

Beautiful.

I mean, I think we still have some more money.

We're still good for a few more bucks.

Really? You think that maybe the fellas could touch your backside there?

Well, sure.

I think that that's kind of... Sweeten the pot a little bit because maybe

these... We'd love to.

Duke?

Well, I think they're doing a pretty fair job of it. Yeah, now we need to

negotiate about these here.

Is this negotiable? Well, I talked to the treasurer. You know, actually, back

the beach, there's beaches near here where you can do that. So we're not

anything that's out of the ordinary. A couple more dollars maybe, and then just

lift these up and be really comfortable. And you don't even have to pay to go to

the nude beach. Yeah.

Well, I guess so. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's not going that much farther, is it? No, it's not at all.

Not at all. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Okay,

Raylan. Now we're having an adventure.

Here, allow me. Now we're having fun. Thank you. You're having fun? Yes.

See, we told you it would be fun. Duke. Thank you.

This is it.

We're having fun. This is what we do.

Artie, you getting all this here?

Oh, I think she can do another pirouette for the camera. There you go. A little

turnaround. Oh, my. Yes.

Wow. Beautiful. Just beautiful. What do you have here? A little symbol there.

Yeah, I have a little tattoo.

Nice. That's all I'm allowed to get.

That's okay.

That's okay. You look gorgeous.

Frankie, how about getting your hands off her so we can actually get her body

video?

Yeah, Frankie. Hold back. Hold back, Frankie.

And let's just get a nice shot, Artie, of all her lovely parts. I'm getting the

nicest shot you can imagine.

I'm going to sit down and look.

Okay. Oh, my goodness.

Well, is that all you guys need?

Fair view. Well, no. Not exactly. We did some more things. Yeah, this adventure

could, like, get more interesting, too, you know.

I'm sure it could. Yeah, I think so.

I'd like to see her do a little bit of turning.

Yeah. Kind of like a little show kind of thing.

Yeah. Beautiful. I think the camera would like that very much.

Beautiful. I'm getting a little hot here myself.

I'm going to take my jacket off.

Just turn around like this.

Look at that nice modeling pose.

Look at that.

She's enjoying this too now. She's going to do well at college.

Let's have her do well here.

Look at that.

I'm working up a sweat here. I'm going to take my jacket off.

You think he had to go to the funeral this morning?

Yeah, he got over that pretty quick, didn't he?

Artie, you'll get a good shot in here now.

That's where we want to look. Oh, look at that beautiful... Try to hold the

camera still. Oh, yeah.

Easy.

Am I allowed to touch my phone? Oh, you sure can, honey.

Absolutely. Beautiful shot there, all showing pink.

I got a finger on her clit.

Do you? Yeah.

And that is a wonderful clip. I'm touching her little ass.

I think everything about this girl is perfect.

She is gorgeous.

My God.

She's got three guys doing it right now. She loves it.

You feeling pretty comfortable there, Ray Lynn?

Magnificent curves.

Beautiful curves on this girl.

Perfect.

Frank, he's already got his pants half on. Well, my zipper broke. Oh, is that

your excuse?

He lives half his life there.

I never have pants on.

Got it, right.

Maybe Duke and I should loosen our pants too.

I don't know. What do you think, Artie?

I think so.

What do you guys want me to do?

You got to do what you got to do.

You guys are going to give me enough money for this, right? Oh, God.

We'll finance your graduate school after this here. Work of art.

She's loving it. Thank you. Three guys. Yeah, she seems to like it.

That does feel good.

Like a fantasy.

You've got three crazy guys on you now.

Yeah. Have a seat there, Frankie.

Maybe you could sit on his lap a little bit. Something like that, yeah.

Spread your legs a little bit.

How about that, Artie? You getting that good?

Oh, look at that beautiful girl.

Trying to do it without shaking.

Rick, why don't you move a hand away here and I can participate here a little

too.

Duke's got the bottom end going. We got the top end going.

We all have our specialties, don't we?

Yes,

I do.

Can I take it out?

I think so, yeah.

I'd like to.

You got your three different ways there, sweetie.

Yes. You got this beautiful pussy.

Oh, yeah,

I get nice and wet.

Put two if you can get in there.

Oh, yeah.

Duke's got her going to town there.

She's got me going. Yeah, let it go, kid, let it go.

Told you it's fun.

You'll be getting a doctorate degree after today.

I'm going to put it in my mouth.

Oh, God.

Duke?

Frankie?

You got to get in.

What do you guys think going here?

Oh, boy.

You know, guys, I think this is a first for the three of us. Yeah, it makes us

feel good.

Yeah.

Put it in my mouth.

Wow,

what a mouth.

sight. Artie, there's a view, huh?

Two in the hand, one in the mouth.

The hammer's catching it all.

Oh my God.

So nice.

Oh my God.

My dick's getting jealous of their dicks here.

It's tough to keep them all happy here.

All the people some of the time and some of the people all the time. Not all the

people all the time. I get it. I get it. Oh, my God.

Oh, my.

Now.

How did you fucking like that?

You guys like it? Yes, dear.

We were just on the computer a few minutes ago doing nothing.

And now look at us.

See, there's something to be said for higher education. Oh, yeah.

And buying magazines by the hundreds.

Yeah.

You

guys

will remember this every time you drive by a college.

That's true.

Oh, my. They're probably going to name a building after us.

Oh, dear.

Don't hog it all up, Frankie.

Get the girl some face.

Hey,

you guys are out front. I'm in back.

Yeah, but you like that anyway.

Wow.

Artie, you want to get in real close here.

Get some good little in the action shots here.

We're as close as we can get without being able to get in.

You can get a bunch of them, too.

Don't ignore Frankie.

You don't want him to feel lonely.

Yeah. Uh -huh.

Wow. Beautiful.

You've got the equal time rule here.

It's a beautiful shot you got, Marty.

The skills.

Wow, this girl is amazing.

It's like playing a musical instrument.

Bagpipes of some sort.

Enjoying yourself, sweetie?

Yes. You look like you are. Yes, I fucking am.

I see that enthusiasm in the young lady's face.

Beautiful.

Let's see that tongue roll around.

Well, Frankie has a special request.

Well, good for Art's camera.

The cover of a magazine.

Oh, for sure.

I bet she'll be on these covers, too.

I don't know what you're going to major in, Raymond, but I'm sure you're going

to do real well at it. Oh, yeah.

I'm going to be my own boss.

Yes, you will be.

Oh, she's going to ride the Duke train.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Oh, God, I might not feel so... Oh!

This is awesome.

Yeah, I agree. It's awesome from here too.

Awesome from every angle.

That is one beautiful.

Tight, wonderful pussy.

I think we should keep her.

I think so.

Just keep buying more magazines.

Every week we can find more and more.

Maybe you should go to school closer.

That's an idea.

Get Frankie down there for a while.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

How are you feeling there, sweetie?

So good.

Good? Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh,

God.

Wherever she goes, I think I'm going to follow her. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

She gets all her equipment.

Oh, my God.

Well, at least they're cheerleading team.

Oh, yeah.

She

got

you good there, Frankie? She's going deep.

Thank you.

I'm going to work on Frankie a little bit, dear.

Yeah. All right, Ray Lynn.

Come on, Ray Lynn.

We have a little mission right now.

Yeah.

It's out of Frankie's hands. It's all in yours, Ray Lynn.

He played some Frankie's hands, but this time he got the fun part.

Imagine the lucky guy that's going to be her anatomy professor.

She's got good concentration skills.

I don't know if I'd like to be where Frankie is or where Duke is right now.

It's a tough choice.

Beautiful sight.

Everything about this girl is gorgeous, you know? The way her hair hangs down

her back.

The shape of that beautiful butt.

If you're looking for an argument, you're not going to get one over here.

up in here for me.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

That's it, baby.

Keep coming.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God, take it all.

Take it all.

Oh, yeah.

I fucking love it.

Yeah, yeah.

That's it, get down like that. Oh, that's sweet, baby.

Yeah, that's sweet.

Uh -huh.

Yeah, you got her going, buddy.

I bet you as soon as she gets...

stick in her mouth oh yeah

Fuck you harder?

Yeah?

Fuck you hard.

Fuck you.

Lucky day dude.

You got a shot of that?

Eat fruit again.

I'll get it.

Pussy there.

That good?

That's it.

Oh yeah.

Oh, God.

Are you tight?

You're so tight.

Mm -hmm.

Good. Oh, yeah

That's good.

Oh, Glenn -like.

Glenn -like.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Yes. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Good.

Are we getting this? A little cheek spread.

Oh, God. Every square inch of it. Every square inch of it. Oh, God, yeah.

Oh, God.

Yeah, baby.

I hope that I never enjoy being a cameraman.

Oh, God.

Never enjoy not being a cameraman.

That's it.

Now all three of us.

Switch positions, guys.

Okay.

Oof.

Good to the last drop.

Oh, my.

Are you a happy man?

I'm a happy man.

You be a happy man, too. Come on, honey, where were we?

Want to get back on here? Yes, dear, please.

You look pretty with all that sperm all over your face.

You got some on our chest, too. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Mmm.

I feel so good.

Come here, honey

so good.

You want me to suck it, Troy? Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, higher education. I love it.

And our new cover girl right here.

Oh, baby.

Thank you for helping me out. Oh, my God. That was fucking awesome.

How about that girl just falling right into our lap, coming right to the front

door? Literally falling right into our lap. We still got it. And beautiful and

gorgeous. Absolutely. We're going to help her through her whole educational

process. And have plenty of reading along the way. That's right. They should

a doctorate degree on our dime.

Worth every dime.

Okay. Okay, let's not wait.

Two or three months to do this.

No, we've got to do it more.

Okay. I think we should start hitting the college campus, Frankie.

Remember, we went last time to the college campus.

We almost got arrested.

Yeah, we almost got arrested.

It's always good to see you guys.

Okay. And we look forward to seeing you again.

Okay.

Rah, rah. Rah, rah. Hey.