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What is that smell?

That's bad.

Oh my god.

What are you making?

This stuff always makes me laugh.

I think I might be fucking off.

Probably. Hey, sweetheart.

Oh, hey, honey. Everything all right?

Is everything all right with you guys?

What's going on?

Yeah, having some beers.

Doing great.

You guys have been like this for the past how long?

Too long.

Oh, shit. It's disgusting.

I'm sitting out. There's plenty of room.

I have an idea because if you guys want to get girls again, ever since mom left

you, you guys have been lying around doing nothing.

If you guys ever want to get girls again, you guys have to stop looking

this.

Something has to change.

We want to see you guys happy.

So you guys need a makeover.

Yeah, we're giving you a makeover today.

I mean, I know you may well, but... Next thing you know, you want to go to

Snatchers. Trust us.

Do you realize how bad it smells in here?

I mean, I bet he smells.

It's the bagel.

It's you guys.

Come on. Dad, let's go. Let's go.

You can finish the bagel upstairs.

Where are we going?

I'll help you, though, okay?

Come here.

Come on.

You're not gonna regret this makeup.

I think I might. You're dressing me in pink.

Now take your pants off.

I'm gonna throw that shirt away.

Are you sure?

I'm absolutely sure.

I won't steer your eye down.

Alright.

Tuck your shirt all the way in.

You're looking great.

A lot better than before.

You look amazing.

Come here.

I'm so happy.

Come on, let's go.

What are you doing?

Makeup. What do you mean makeup?

Okay. First, we have to get rid of this shirt, okay?

It's my favorite shirt.

I know it is, but you can't wear your favorite shirt forever.

I guess I can.

No, you can't.

Yeah, you should probably wash it too, right?

Take your pants off.

Pants, too?

Well, yeah. I mean, I do have a whole outfit picked out for you.

All right.

There they are. All right. Now we got the resting clothes off of you.

Okay. Now, put these on first.

These are nice.

Yeah.

Get you out of those nasty old sweatpants.

You've been wearing them for how long?

Okay. They're nice.

I'm sure it's next.

Huh.

Alright.

Okay. We're going to tuck this in, okay?

Yeah.

Tuck it in.

Yeah. Oh, that looks great.

Yeah. I think that looks great.

Look at you. You look so good.

Don't you feel good?

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Come on.

Okay.

How'd it go?

Amazing. Yeah, mine too.

I cannot believe the graduation, right? I can't wait for you to see them.

Are you guys ready to come out?

Sure. Come take a seat.

Wow. Look at you guys.

Oh my gosh. Big change, right? So good. You did such a good job with him. You

did a great job. The colors. Thank you. Yeah, you look wonderful.

I'm so proud of us.

Me too.

They look like different people. Yeah.

Clean.

Your dad looks really good in pink, too. I mean, I know it's kind of weird, but

your dad looks really good. Yeah.

Our dads look so good. I mean, I don't know how comfortable I am sharing

them anymore.

I mean, should be.

Are you catching what I'm throwing?

Yeah. Yeah.

Well, I mean, I'm sure you're okay with it. I'm okay.

You guys are looking great tonight.

Thanks. Don't they? Thanks to you guys.

What?

I really like the blue.

Yeah.

She really did a good job with the pink.

Thanks, I think so too.

Yeah. I never noticed how brown your eyes are.

I mean, it looks like that. You guys are ready to go meet some ladies.

Yeah, I guess so.

Yeah, I mean...

But, I mean, what if you had everything here?

Um... What are you getting at? I mean, sure, it would be

fun to go out and, you know, to meet strangers, but you guys have two girls

here that you know very well and that are, you know, comfortable pleasing you,

making you guys happy.

Tony Doe.

That's what you... I'm thinking what you're thinking. It sounds like what I'm

hearing is they want to... We're all here, aren't we?

I mean, we are girls and we can give you what those

other girls can.

Come on. It'll just be... It'll be fun.

It'll be lots of fun.

What do you think?

That sounds like a little fun.

I guess... I'm cool.

I'm cool.

Sure.

Let's do it.

Okay, I guess as long as you guys are happy.

I'm very happy.

Make your makeover.

The jeans you picked on your dad are so nice.

I'm glad you like them.

I like this one too.

See, I think it's so much better than going out.

I like this

idea. I'm glad.

Oh, God.

Your dad has such a beautiful dog.

It's so good I want to take my mouth off

Oh, God.

Hmm.

I don't know

what I'm talking about.

It's so big.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

You're so fucking stupid.

You're so fucking stupid.

Oh, God.

Thank you.

Uh huh.

Oh my god.

It's so dirty.

I love it.

Oh, fuck. I can't wait to taste it.

I think that might give us a success.

Success.