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Come in.

Hi there. Nice to see you.

Hello. Hi.

Good to see you, man. Good to see you. This is my stepdaughter, Cecilia.

My stepdaughter, Maisie.

Hi. Nice to meet you. Let's play ball.

Awesome.

Okay, kids.

So this is home base.

There over there is the first base, second base, third base, going back to

base. The idea is that the pitcher is going to pitch to you.

And you're going to crouch here, a little bit here.

You see here, this is the zone, the pitching zone.

He has to pitch in this area in order for it to be a valid pitch.

If he passes through this area... Are you paying attention?

Yes. Okay.

All right, so this is what I'm gonna do. So, you're gonna hit the ball.

Then you're gonna run for first base.

I got this. Thank you. Thank you. So is yours.

Thank you. I like that we left.

I know.

Okay. But do we have to run all the way around to get the point? No, you want to

get first base.

Now, of course, you can get a double, but it depends if you can get it safe to

the first base first.

Because there's going to be a first baseman over there. Of course, we don't

anyone else.

Just hit the damn ball and get to first base. That's all you have to do.

Okay. Questions?

No, not at all. Okay, so what did I just say?

Hit the ball.

Hit the damn ball.

Yeah. And get to first base.

Yeah. Okay. The idea is to...

Find a way to get to second and third.

So you catch the fucking ball.

So my question is, who's going to be throwing it and who is going to be

it? I think we have to start with the fundamentals, don't you think?

How do you mean?

Well, pitching and batting.

Pitching and batting. Okay.

So, why don't we do a little lesson? I could work on it with your daughter. We

could do the batting. Uh -huh.

Pay attention.

Pay attention.

You won't need the gloves because we're going to be batting. Okay.

You want that?

All right.

And we'll have that.

All right. Right?

Hey, you can't... You can't be batting and hold your phone.

Yes, I can.

All right.

All right. Okay. Okay.

You ready?

Yep. So when you're texting, are you right -handed or left -handed? Right.

Okay, so you want to put the bat in your right hand.

Okay.

You got your phone safe?

Yep. Okay, imagine the ball's coming at you.

Let me see.

Is that good?

Yeah.

Swing, boom.

Yeah?

Okay. Got it?

Yep. Sure?

Mm -hmm.

Okay. This is great.

I think so.

Do me a slow -mo.

That wasn't a slow -mo.

It's like you almost hit me in the face.

All right, go slow.

All right, just go real slow.

Get the line.

Awesome. Is that good?

Yeah, very good.

Okay. All right. Do one without me.

Okay.

Nice. Is that good?

We done?

No, we're not done.

So, you're going to pitch the baseball.

Yeah. No, stop watching. Stop looking at the phone. Pay attention here.

So, you're going to hold the ball like this. It's called a six -finger

Okay. You're going to... Stop looking at the phone. I can do it at the same

time. No.

Look. You have to throw all the way to the home base, right in the strike zone.

It's very complicated.

You have to have a whole pitching motion.

Wait. I'm giving you the phone here. Here.

Here's the ball.

Find the seams.

Two seams.

Here.

Okay. No, you're not feeling this.

There we go.

That's how you do it. Hey, that's not how you bat.

Here.

What the fuck are you doing?

The hand placement is all wrong.

That's what I was helping her with, the hand placement.

No, no.

Right. If I was holding, I would be like this, right?

I'd try and put... No, no. This finger... That's not how you do it. This

be touching. You have to have... No, you can't. Have you ever heard of Dicob?

Dude, this is how you do it. You have to have a proper space. You have a gap.

Yeah, you have to have a gap. I've always said it should be touching.

It's such a lie. Like in cricket.

That's how we would do cricket.

Goddamn Brits. No.

Just touching.

No, you want to have control.

And this leads me to another thing, okay?

Britain's greatest prime minister was William Pitt the Elder.

No, it's Lord Palmerston.

That's the greatest prime minister. Pitt the Elder!

No, it's Lord Palmerston in England.

What the fuck did he do?

Lots of presidential things.

He's the prime minister!

So boring. So boring.

At least it's over.

Literally.

I'm kind of horny, though.

Yeah? Yeah.

I've been really horny lately, too, to be honest.

Yeah, I mean, like, your dad's kind of hot.

You think so?

Totally. Isn't that kind of weird?

Not at all.

I guess not.

Oh, my gosh. This one time I was at camp, and he snuck in.

dildo, and all those girls played with it. Really?

Yeah. It was so much fun.

You didn't get in trouble for that?

No. I don't care anyways. It was hot.

I guess so.

Yeah, your dad rubbing himself against me made my pussy so wet.

Really? Yeah, I'm so horny.

Are you horny? I guess I have been horny lately, yeah.

Get horny. Yeah? You think so?

Yeah. We should use this bath.

Really?

Yeah. You think that's a good idea?

Yes, because there's no boys around.

I guess you're right. We don't have any boys to hang out with right now.

We should do it.

Really? Yeah.

You really think so?

Um, yes.

I'll show you what I did at camp.

Whoa.

Come on, let's do it. It's fun and sexy.

Come on, please. Maybe.

Maybe.

Let me see you. Ooh, those are so cute. And they match your spot.

Thank you.

Here, hold that up.

Pick off her shoes and get more comfortable.

You're so cute.

I'll

show

you how we do.

And you guys didn't get in trouble for doing that at camp?

Hopefully they stay outside for a long time.

They're probably still arguing.

You're so dumb.

It feels so good.

Should I put it inside of me?

You should.

Would it fit?

I hope so.

You'll think it's weird because of the baseball bat. No, not at all.

It's kind of...

I want to try this.

Let's see if I can do it at the same time. Let's try.

They're kissing me.

Well, don't! Well, no, you should tell them don't. I mean, maybe it's good for

them to experiment at home. In the safety of... No, it's not so wrong.

In the safety of their home instead of with some college boy in the back of a

car somewhere.

You know?

How could you? How are they going to learn?

You don't have to run, Dad.

Oh.

We could teach him a thing or two.

I mean... You're not as cute.

And, uh... If

she's horny and she wants some dick, I could do... I could help.

If you want to look after mine.

What?

I'm not gonna... See what I'm saying here?

I'm not gonna fuck your daughter.

I think it could be a good experience.

I don't know.

For all of us. Trust me on this. Here.

Sure. Okay?

I'm still not sure.

Yeah. Follow my lead here.

Girls, come with us a minute.

Come on.

Come on.

This way.

I'm going to show you something in the bedroom.

Come on, sit down.

OK, so here's what I'm thinking. As far as I know, these girls haven't been

fooling around with any boys, have you?

I don't think we have had that chat.

But we did see you kissing earlier.

They were kissing.

Girls kissing girls.

Here's what I propose.

They could experiment in this safe environment with us.

Experiment with us?

I mean, you with my daughter. I could educate your daughter.

It would be safe sex.

We wouldn't want them getting knocked up by some college boys.

That could be far more trouble.

So we could teach them.

Is that what you want, sweetie?

Um, yeah, I guess, yeah.

We were just laughing about that earlier.

I think it would be a really good idea.

We come up with all the best ideas in our family.

We haven't been hanging out with any guys recently anyways.

Yeah.

Think of it like sex education.

A sex education class.

Extracurricular homework.

Okay. No one gets pregnant.

Exactly. I want to do it.

And these college boys don't know what they're doing. Bang, bang, bang, bang.

They can be nice and passionate. Teach them romance.

Yeah.

Okay. Yeah.

You come with me. Okay. All right. Will you girls change seats?

Okay, well, I think let's start with undressing the girls.

Yeah? How's this?

Oh, these big buttons.

They are.

Aren't they cute?

Do you want to take my belt off?

Yeah.

There's no underwear there.

What's wrong?

It's okay.

I can see your daughter's boobs.

Wow. They're nice.

Is it your

daughter's so pretty?

Oh, I can't think about it.

Look at her ass.

It's so juicy.

So exciting.

I keep bumping you with this.

Oh, it's my turn now, is it?

She's eager, this one.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I'm too close to my dog.

Oh.

Look at your dog. Oh.

Now it's so hot.

Yes. All right, do you see it?

Scoot back a little bit.

Be in there with the teens.

That's it.

Mm -hmm.

Your daughter's very good at blowjobs.

She looks very good at it. Yeah, doesn't she?

Why won't you let me suck your dick?

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

She's eager, this one.

Hey, look, do the special trick. Do you remember this one?

You want to give her...

A little kiss there.

Look at that.

That's so wrong. Look at how big your dad's dick is. Well, that's not wrong.

didn't kiss and touch my dick.

Now you've got a cute little kiss.

Kiss my cheeks too, Maisie. No, don't.

Yeah, it's a good idea.

Yeah, it's a little game play.

Oh, oh, no, no.

Steady.

That was close.

Let's see over here.

Oh,

wow. This is not the first time you did that.

Your dog is very good at this. I wish we could learn that from.

Let's have another game of kiss the cheek.

Do you want to kiss my cheek again, Daisy?

I guess.

There you go.

That's it.

There. Oh, my gosh.

And then now it's our turn.

Let's try over here.

No, I don't want to think about that.

Come and kiss this cheek, sweetie.

There you go.

Good education for you both, isn't it?

We're learning so much.

Kisses are amazing.

Yeah, the girl's kisses.

What does your dad's dick taste like?

I forgot she was sucking his dick.

I can tell.

She doesn't have so much of an indication for you.

Yeah, she knows what she's doing this one.

Does she like it too much?

Yeah, she does. It's so hot.

Give me some spit, Maisie.

She's got lots of spit.

Do you like your daughter's spit on your dick?

It's so freaky.

It's my spit.

Yeah, you've got lots of it.

Share it all around.

Rest your knees.

Come up on the bed.

Yeah, let's go on the bed.

How does she taste?

So good.

Your daughter's pussy tastes so good. Oh, I don't want to.

You want to taste it?

You probably would have been doing this anyway, wouldn't you? You would have

ended up having some girly time together, wouldn't you?

Now we're here to guide you through it.

Flumba party.

Your dad fucks me so much.

Something tells me she's tried it before. My dad's dick tastes so good.

Very, very tight.

I can't believe my dad's staring at me. This is so weird.

I think it's kind of hot.

You guys are so low.

It's okay.

Do you feel good, Dad?

Very, very tight.

Thank you.

daughter's pussy's right there. So what? That makes it even better.

She's right.

She's doing a great job there. Are you watching this, Luke? Are you taking

notes?

Look at this.

Oh yeah, she's so good. Maybe you could give her a little kiss on the cheek

there. She's doing such a good job.

Why won't you look at it? Just look at her pussy.

It's right there.

It's so hot though.

And it's so wet too.

It's right there. Why won't you just look at it?

You're admiring your pretty pussy.

Come for a ride, sweetie.

I'll teach you. I'll lift you up. Come here.

Okay.

Let's go over here. Ready?

Oh, so close to my dog.

Then you can look at her, too.

That's it, honey.

Does it feel good when I tickle your balls, Dad? Oh, I can feel something

tickling.

Is that you tickling? That is me. Oh.

You guys are kind of weird.

It does feel nice.

It's only a tickle.

Keep tickling. Doesn't your daughter's pussy look so good?

Stretch. It looks so good when it's getting fucked. Oh, you've got a great

of her. Listen from there. Oh, yeah. Nice.

should try your pussy dance?

Yeah. I think so.

I think it'll be fine.

It's gonna be so much more fun if we do.

It's very tight. They need to learn how to share.

Sharing is caring.

I don't know.

That's really gross and weird.

It's just experimenting.

Yeah, we're just experimenting. We could try.

Yeah,

it's really gross.

You don't have to look.

Yeah, just close your eyes.

Yeah. Face the other way, you wouldn't know. You wouldn't be able to tell the

difference. Don't you want to try your daughter's pussy?

You can try and guess whose dick is it.

Play a little game.

Are you still tickling there, sweetie?

Oh, yeah, I am. I can feel it.

You really want to do it?

I think we should try.

You don't know until you try.

You can never really know until you experience something for yourself.

I think we should try.

I think we should.

What if she gets horny at home?

Yeah,

why if she gets horny at home? Then she won't be calling up these college boys.

She knows she can always come to you. That's a good point.

Right?

That's weird and fucked up.

Yeah, yeah.

It's not really.

Thinking makes it so.

Right? Nothing's really good or bad.

Just thinking makes it so.

How about we just try it for a second?

Just the tip.

Let's try. How do we do that? Just one little poke.

Just a little bit.

You come where I am.

Okay. Yeah, we just trade places.

I want to look at him.

No, you don't have to look.

There you go.

You really want that?

I don't know. Should we?

I think you'll be okay.

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Yeah, it's fun. It's a sexy time.

What do you think, Dad?

I think it's great out here.

Is this supposed to be good parenting?

Um, I guess.

You really want this?

Yeah, I guess, yeah.

You don't have to look.

Just close your eyes.

Think about that.

It is stupid.

Yeah, I don't really know. I don't think that I do.

At least you gave it a try.

Yeah, at least we tried.

That's kind of weird. I don't know about that. That was weird.

Oh, come on. It's fine.

Yeah, you help him out, honey. We're going to have fun.

Come on, just fuck it.

Like, if Dick still likes it, look. If Dick is talking things. I'm hard. I want

to go in here.

Doesn't it feel good?

I don't know.

I just don't want to think about it. No, you don't have to look. Keep your eyes

closed. That's it.

You don't have to watch.

He's not looking.

He's trying not to look. No, he's not.

Good girl.

No, you don't have to look, but you can feel it, right? You guys feel sexy.

It's a sexy feeling.

This is so weird.

You guys are so weird.

It's not that weird.

They're doing it.

They're not doing... They're different.

Yeah, no, it is.

Well, you said it yourself.

Dad, it's like family therapy.

And what am I going to do if I'm horny at home?

Yeah. She's not going to go after all the boys. She can stay at home.

Then I don't have to hit up all my college boys.

If I have to be weird, you have to be weird too, man.

This is so weird.

You pretend I'm one of your college boys, then.

Play that game, shall we?

Sure, Dad.

I don't want to stare at my dad.

Can we just go in doggy? Yeah, do doggy. That's a great idea. See, she's

innovative. Innovative? I can't talk.

Innovative. Innovative. See, we're learning words.

And then you can look at my dad. That was fun, yeah. He's hot.

You have a hot dad.

I can't believe he's sucking his dick, though.

Oh, my shirt.

So again, this is a lesson in how to share it. See, that's what we were

learning.

Two sexy mouths.

That's nature. See, nature is... You can't stop nature.

Oh, and... Oh,

my God.

That's right, honey.

Oh, my God. You're doing that.

She's just showing you how to do it.

Feels really good, doesn't it?

I'm not looking.

Oh,

I can't see anything.

Now we're fucking both of ourselves. Oh my God, we are.

Yeah, see?

Yeah,

suck my dad's dick.

Aren't we learning so much today, everybody?

Yeah, we are.

Great education.

How's your daughter's pussy feel?

I'm pretending someone's else.

Yeah, we were doing that, weren't we, sweetie? We were pretending we were

college boys.

We were the college boys gang.

Do you want another shot?

There you go.

I think that'll be good. We're all on the bed together.

Okay? Why don't you sit on your dad's dick?

Again?

It's going to be so much fun.

And then I will too. And we can ride down together.

Okay.

They're coming up with all the ideas, aren't they?

They've got all the best ideas. I know what I'm looking at now.

I have to watch.

Yeah, let's look at each other.

I just don't even want to think about it.

I'm imagining college boys.

I'm imagining college boys.

I'm a college boy. I'm touching you. This is how we do it.

I'm touching you a little bit.

Look, you can see. Guess who it is.

Aww.

Aww. Aww. Aww.

Aww. Aww.

Aww.

Is it as bad as you might think?

Yes it is.

That was fun wasn't it? That was my dad.

Oh my gosh.

See, you can see everything.

Why don't you let your dad fuck you?

Swap around.

Ready?

Where?

So you're laying on your back.

You girls can still kiss. You've got pillows.

It's like a thunder party.

Except the college boys are here.

That's a good idea, though, isn't it? Yeah. She wants us to come.

Are you close, Steph?

Possibly. Maybe.

Yeah. Cross my mind?

No.

I'd love for you guys to come.

You're going to make me come like that?

Oh, really?

Mm -hmm.

Who's going to be doing that?

Everybody want to come. Yeah?

Yeah. I want you to come on my face.

Oh.

Okay, well, come on down here. Great idea, honey.

All the best ideas.

All in your mouth, sweetie.

Are

you

going to come now too?

You're supposed to come on her face.

Oh, that's so weird.

Well, that's okay.