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In the Name of God.
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[ambient night sound]
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[cinematic music]
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Hi! I was born on March
19th at 10:30 pm. [voiceover]
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On a cold snowy night when
a biting wind was blowing.
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It was a special night and, by
coincidence, it was the Moon in Scorpio.
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It was the year of the cat, which
repeats every 12 years in the Zodiac cycle.
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I was named Jahangir.
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Having cut my umbilical cord and getting
paid, the stout birthing specialist left.
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Unaware of the fact that it was
the eve of the year of the cat.
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[door opening, woman screaming]
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[tense music]
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[door closing]
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All that was left from the rotund
midwife, was a pile of bones.
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[ambient night sound]
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The world's longevity record holder,
aged 134, lived in our neighborhood.
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He was a lively old man
nicknamed Noah. [cinematic music]
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As everyone believed, after living so long,
it was extremely unlikely that he'd die.
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[making silly noises]
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Wow! Mr Noah!
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My sweet son!
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May you be always in excellent health!
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Meet my child.
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My Jahan!
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Blow onto his face so
he'll live as long as you.
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Please.
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[blowing, cinematic music]
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Thank you. Many thanks!
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My sweet Jahan! Daddy loves
you so much! [singing, joyful music]
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The world's longevity record holder...
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[groaning]
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[infant laughing]
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Died!
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The whole neighborhood believed
that the newly born baby was sinister.
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They made the atmosphere
so tense that, a few years later...
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My family and I had
to move to another city.
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The name of that city was Picha.
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[cinematic music]
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We arrived in a bigger
city and began our new
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life in the mansion of an Indian merchant.
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I'll tell you stories about this
house and its people later on.
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Let's get back to my
life's years of the cat.
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I've always wanted to be
famous since childhood.
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I jumped down!
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[kid screaming]
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[breaking sound]
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And I was badly hurt.
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[woman screaming]
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Our neighbor's unlucky wife had a
miscarriage at the sight of the crash.
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That year was the year of the cat, too.
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[cinematic music]
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Another sad thing happened the same year.
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I went and turned the wet
air cooler up to the top speed.
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[loud bang]
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[screaming]
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It must be really unlucky for a thief...
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That someone happens to turn on the wet air
cooler, while he's busy stealing its motor.
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Anyway, anywhere there was a trace of
me a handful of people died unexpectedly.
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[match noises]
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At the age of 24, when my
third cat year was going by...
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I took the first puff on
my life's first cigarette.
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Which resulted in the
death of twelve people.
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[screaming]
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[blowing]
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♪ You broke my heart
'cause I couldn't dance.
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♪ [Do You Love Me Song by The Contours]
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My father died on one of my birthdays and
my mother passed away a few months later.
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It was the year of the cat, again.
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Now I'm 36 and this year
is the year of the cat, too.
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♪ Do you love me? (I can really move.) ♪
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♪ Do you love me? (I'm in the groove.) ♪
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♪ Now do you love me? ♪
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♪ (Do you love me now that I can dance?) ♪
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♪ Watch me, now. ♪ ♪ (Work,
work.) ah, work it out baby. ♪
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Try to keep your distance
from me in years of the cat.
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This is not a threat but a chance.
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It's a humanitarian message.
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♪ Now I can mash potatoes.
♪ ♪ (I can mash potatoes.) ♪
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The Year of the Cat. Directed by Mostafa
Taghizadeh. Produced by Saeid Khani.
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[cinematic music]
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Everyday, a fawn wakes up in the jungle.
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Knowing that it must run faster
than lions so as not to be hunted.
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Likewise, a lion wakes up knowing
that it must run faster than the fawns...
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If it doesn't want to stay hungry.
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Either a lion or a fawn,
it makes no difference.
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Always be ready to run
with all your strength.
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[cinematic music]
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Stop!
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Stop!
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Sorry, I might have been mistaken.
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[cinematic music]
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Thank you for the chador and cane.
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Give me your number, will you?
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[door closing]
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[door opening]
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[cinematic music]
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[smooching]
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My little darlings! [birds noises]
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I love you all!
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[gasp]
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You eat it, huh?
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Have you heard that cats
have seven lives? [voiceover]
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I've seen it.
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This cat doesn't leave me alone.
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I tried to kill him several times,
but he has no intention of dying.
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[cinematic music]
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I'm not going to kill you this simple.
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I have plans for you.
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[cinematic music]
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[cat screaming, man groaning]
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[cinematic music]
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Here is the end of the line.
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Say hello to death.
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[breathing]
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No, I should come a little closer.
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I'd rather come nearer. This
way I can blow you to bits!
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Maybe a bit closer, huh?
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It's better now.
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Here is good.
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You're about to suffer such a...
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[shouting]
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[gunshot]
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I had an explosive bullet.
I could've knock you off.
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But I'm the negotiating kind.
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So don't appear in my
life again, for God's sake!
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Don't come to see me again!
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[cinematic music]
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[door closing]
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[tense music]
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How did he get out of the gunny sack?
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I'm sure I saw the road
sign that read 'Picha, 700km'.
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[thud]
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Anyway.
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I just wanted to ask him how he travelled
all the way home to arrive sooner than me.
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[birds noises]
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Let's talk like two men.
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You ate my cockatiel.
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I'm bereaved because of you.
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Let's make a deal.
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Hey man, you'll go somewhere and
live your life. I'll leave you in peace.
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As for me, I'll keep living my life,
but promise to leave me in peace.
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Agreed?
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Agreed! [cat speaking]
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-Can you talk? -Yes!
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I beg you not to talk in front of Misha
or she'll have a stroke and will die.
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Okay!
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Oh, you're good at English, too!
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If I go on the street and tell a passerby
that I have an English-speaking cat,
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Then I ask him to come to
meet you, what will he think?
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Wouldn't he think I have
something bad on my mind?
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[cinematic music]
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This lady is Misha, my wife.
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Daughter of an Indian
father and an Iranian mother.
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My first encounter with Misha
was back in our childhood.
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In the Indian merchant's house.
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After we moved out of our home town.
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My dad was employed as a cleaner
in the Indian merchant's house.
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Where another cleaner worked as well.
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The two cleaners were on bad
terms with each other from the get-go.
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[cinematic indian music playing]
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The first cleaner had a
daughter. This is her, Misha.
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Misha had two cousins named Shahbaz and
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Behrouz. They'll be
introduced to you later.
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Misha and I grew up into teenagers
and fell in love with each other.
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[cinematic indian music playing]
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We put a big effort into convincing our
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fathers not to drag
their quarrels at work...
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Into the life of a would-be
couple and let us get married.
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[cinematic music]
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[slap]
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[parrot noises]
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We had trouble with our
wedding ceremony, too.
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Misha's dad insisted on holding
the ceremony the Indian way.
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While my dad was insistent that the
wedding should be held Iranian-style...
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Or else forget it!
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Anyway, the Indian merchant mediated
between them, and it was agreed that...
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The wedding's style would
be half Iranian, half Indian.
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[happy music playing, clapping]
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He made a mistake, what he did was illegal.
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Don't drink it!
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[clapping, wedding music]
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Excuse me a moment. I'll be back.
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-How do I look? -Great!
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-Take control of the party. -Okay.
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We shouldn't fall behind these Indians.
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- In full swing, set fire to it!
- No worries.
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[whistling]
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[wedding music, clapping]
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[claps]
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[indian music]
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[flames sound]
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Come here!
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They're outperforming us.
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I told you to set fire to the
party, but they're doing it.
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-Do something! -Come forward, guys!
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[flames roaring]
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[screaming]
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[fighting]
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A letter arrived for the
Indian merchant from Mumbai.
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It was from his teenage years' lover
for whom he left Iran for India forever.
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[dramatic music]
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[smooching sound]
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[dramatic music]
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[engine noises]
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His house was left in the care
of Misha's father and my dad.
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And we weren't allowed
to put even a nail on sale.
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Our fathers passed away,
and Misha and I continued
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living there along with
Misha's Iranian mother.
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[radio noises]
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[laughing]
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You wretch!
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[don't watch these stuff]
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-Huh? -Shut up!
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Go fetch me a cup of tea!
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Get busy with your hair rollers!
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I wish I'd gone blind instead
of having a son-in-law like you!
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[laughing]
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I hate your gaudy look
and your silly mole. Clear off!
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Look.
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You'd better stop getting on my nerves.
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Before I make you pay!
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Shut your gob and piss off!
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Ugly!
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[radio noises]
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[doors opening]
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I want to drink it.
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It's tea.
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-You want tea? -Yeah.
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Go pour yourself one.
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[radio noises]
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It tastes weird.
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-What do you mean? -It's bitter.
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It's Chinese tea, drink it.
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[gags]
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[doorbell ringing]
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[lights on]
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[dog barking]
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[machine noises]
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-Password? -13-70.
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[machine beep]
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[here]
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Thanks.
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Hey.
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[thud]
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Give this on your way to Jamal.
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[police siren]
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[nylon rustling]
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[door closing]
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[knocking]
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[door opening]
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Hi, what's up?
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-Why did you do that? -I did what?
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You forced my brother
to buy drugs from you.
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00:18:14,473 --> 00:18:16,038
I didn't force anyone to buy my drugs.
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You sold it to him
anyway and you're family.
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Now what?
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I wonder how Misha can
be so optimistic about you.
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None of your business!
259
00:18:24,417 --> 00:18:25,946
Don't make me talk to
you in abusive language.
260
00:18:25,988 --> 00:18:28,221
Come on, I'm listening!
261
00:18:29,581 --> 00:18:33,213
Have you no shame? Do you call this a job?
262
00:18:33,255 --> 00:18:35,103
Is washing dead bodies a job?!
263
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,540
There's nothing wrong with
being a mortuary attendant.
264
00:18:37,582 --> 00:18:39,640
-Really? Are you finished? -Yes.
265
00:18:39,682 --> 00:18:40,682
[spitting]
266
00:18:41,263 --> 00:18:42,994
Thanks for coming!
267
00:18:44,664 --> 00:18:45,966
Jahangir...
268
00:18:47,170 --> 00:18:48,752
Jahangir...
269
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:54,541
I've washed so many bodies and
wrapped shrouds around them for burial.
270
00:18:54,604 --> 00:18:55,469
Hmm...
271
00:18:55,511 --> 00:18:57,739
Someday it'll be your turn, too.
272
00:18:57,781 --> 00:19:02,049
I'll wash your body damn well!
273
00:19:03,064 --> 00:19:04,650
In your dreams!
274
00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:11,994
[TV noises]
275
00:19:16,674 --> 00:19:19,813
[TV noises]
276
00:19:19,855 --> 00:19:21,646
The world is in complete chaos.
277
00:19:23,979 --> 00:19:24,743
[thud]
278
00:19:24,785 --> 00:19:27,586
-Be careful! -With what?
279
00:19:27,628 --> 00:19:28,641
Your leg.
280
00:19:28,683 --> 00:19:30,918
My leg doesn't hurt anymore.
281
00:19:30,964 --> 00:19:32,799
The pain is gone!
282
00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:38,477
What do you want those cigarettes for?
283
00:19:38,519 --> 00:19:42,971
I don't know why I suddenly felt
like smoking after twenty years.
284
00:19:43,490 --> 00:19:46,235
I'm going to smoke one of
your cigarettes, dear son.
285
00:19:46,277 --> 00:19:49,080
Go ahead! Tonight is yours, beauty!
286
00:19:52,528 --> 00:19:55,002
What sort of crap has my mother swallowed?
287
00:19:55,119 --> 00:19:56,844
Don't talk about your mother like that.
288
00:19:56,886 --> 00:19:58,589
You can't fool me, Jahangir.
289
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:03,057
I swear I'll call the police
to come and take you.
290
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,342
Don't do that to my mom.
291
00:20:06,355 --> 00:20:08,493
I made her go into ecstasies, is it bad?
292
00:20:08,535 --> 00:20:10,306
Did you see how fast she moved?
293
00:20:10,981 --> 00:20:13,345
She jumped up like a firecracker
and went to stand in the moonlight...
294
00:20:14,057 --> 00:20:15,750
And smoke a...
295
00:20:15,792 --> 00:20:17,197
Dunderhead!
296
00:20:20,690 --> 00:20:24,283
[laughing]
297
00:20:24,416 --> 00:20:26,320
-Mother! -What, honey!
298
00:20:26,627 --> 00:20:29,135
[laughing]
299
00:20:29,267 --> 00:20:33,876
I told you, slow-witted
pygmy, two dozen times...
300
00:20:34,047 --> 00:20:39,829
Not to come at the main
door to buy drugs from me.
301
00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:43,603
Knock at the back
door, do you get it or not?
302
00:20:44,565 --> 00:20:47,182
Does your wife know you
sell opium in the cellar?
303
00:20:47,251 --> 00:20:49,602
Does your wife know you
buy opium in the cellar?
304
00:20:49,644 --> 00:20:52,778
- That's my business.
- You disgust her, monkey!
305
00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:54,080
Credit card!
306
00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:03,940
I warn you not to talk
garbage again... dwarf monkey.
307
00:21:03,987 --> 00:21:10,580
[nylon rustling]
308
00:21:10,824 --> 00:21:13,285
-Password! -1352.
309
00:21:16,262 --> 00:21:17,978
Your account is empty.
310
00:21:19,007 --> 00:21:21,049
Try again, I've got some
million tomans in there.
311
00:21:21,136 --> 00:21:23,291
I'm impressed, my millionaire!
312
00:21:23,346 --> 00:21:24,744
[machine noises]
313
00:21:26,635 --> 00:21:28,274
There's no money, man!
314
00:21:28,316 --> 00:21:30,490
I must've brought the wrong bank card.
315
00:21:30,532 --> 00:21:31,985
What?! The wrong card?
316
00:21:32,027 --> 00:21:33,343
Give the stuff back.
317
00:21:33,507 --> 00:21:35,057
It's gone.
318
00:21:35,099 --> 00:21:36,554
Mahmoud, I'll...
319
00:21:36,804 --> 00:21:41,547
I swear I'll give you such a hard slap
that you hover in the air for 48 hours!
320
00:21:41,589 --> 00:21:42,555
Come on, give back the opium!
321
00:21:42,597 --> 00:21:44,297
I don't have any money now.
322
00:21:44,339 --> 00:21:48,758
- I'll pay it off, my neighbor.
- Give back the stuff!
323
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,869
Come on! Spit it out!
324
00:21:51,979 --> 00:21:56,836
My gastric juices dissolved
it. It's running in my blood now.
325
00:21:57,221 --> 00:21:58,221
Damn it.
326
00:21:59,417 --> 00:22:00,509
See you!
327
00:22:01,193 --> 00:22:03,057
Mahmoud! Come here for a minute.
328
00:22:07,199 --> 00:22:10,861
No fighting, bro. Huh? [smooching]
329
00:22:11,295 --> 00:22:14,266
- I ask you politely to spit it out.
- I can't.
330
00:22:14,308 --> 00:22:17,244
I'm sure if I slap you
across the face, people
331
00:22:17,286 --> 00:22:20,221
will come to take your
dead body out of here.
332
00:22:20,479 --> 00:22:21,453
[slap]
333
00:22:21,495 --> 00:22:25,167
[ears ringing]
334
00:22:25,358 --> 00:22:26,447
You killed me!
335
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,791
[body thud]
336
00:22:33,885 --> 00:22:37,471
Mahmoud... what happened to you?
337
00:22:38,338 --> 00:22:40,475
Mahmoud!
338
00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:42,432
Mahmoud!
339
00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:44,328
Mahmoud!
340
00:22:44,820 --> 00:22:47,913
I swear I talked rubbish.
341
00:22:47,955 --> 00:22:49,971
[rapid breathing]
342
00:22:50,113 --> 00:22:53,125
I'd forgotten that it
was the year of the cat.
343
00:22:53,167 --> 00:22:55,802
Mahmoud died... That
simple slap killed him.
344
00:22:55,844 --> 00:23:03,844
[cinematic music]
345
00:23:17,141 --> 00:23:20,400
Wow, lovely!
346
00:23:20,588 --> 00:23:21,541
[smooching]
347
00:23:25,432 --> 00:23:33,432
[cinematic music]
348
00:23:45,422 --> 00:23:48,555
(Judge) [hammering]
349
00:23:49,636 --> 00:23:51,495
Sentenced to death.
350
00:23:54,844 --> 00:23:56,750
I did badly at the court.
351
00:23:56,949 --> 00:23:59,797
I mean I was so scared
that I wetted myself.
352
00:24:04,829 --> 00:24:09,117
[cinematic music]
353
00:24:09,212 --> 00:24:15,992
[cameras shuttring]
354
00:24:19,284 --> 00:24:21,790
A whole bunch of photographers
were taking my picture.
355
00:24:21,876 --> 00:24:23,080
I felt so good.
356
00:24:23,122 --> 00:24:26,446
As I told you, I've always
wanted to be famous.
357
00:24:26,596 --> 00:24:30,617
A famous actor, singer, athlete,
politician, murderer, anything.
358
00:24:36,669 --> 00:24:40,860
Or maybe a victorious gladiator for
whom everyone would yell hooray.
359
00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:48,500
[cinematic music]
360
00:24:48,829 --> 00:24:49,629
[shouting]
361
00:24:55,436 --> 00:24:56,436
[thud]
362
00:25:02,053 --> 00:25:09,224
[roar of crowd]
363
00:25:09,279 --> 00:25:13,716
[shouting]
364
00:25:14,514 --> 00:25:21,224
[crowd cheering]
365
00:25:22,008 --> 00:25:23,457
Jahan!
366
00:25:24,662 --> 00:25:25,936
[knocking]
367
00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:28,170
Jahan! Pick it up!
368
00:25:31,461 --> 00:25:38,654
- Hi.
- Honey, striped outfit really suits you.
369
00:25:38,882 --> 00:25:41,279
I'll sure make you one.
370
00:25:42,882 --> 00:25:44,616
-Exactly like this? -Yeah.
371
00:25:44,658 --> 00:25:46,467
Thank you.
372
00:25:49,734 --> 00:25:50,812
You've changed, right?
373
00:25:50,854 --> 00:25:53,084
-My behaviour? -No, your look.
374
00:25:53,274 --> 00:25:54,456
-My look? -Yeah.
375
00:25:54,514 --> 00:25:57,640
- Do I look ugly?
- No, you must have done something.
376
00:25:57,892 --> 00:26:02,398
Aha, I had my hair
dyed two shades brighter.
377
00:26:02,619 --> 00:26:04,005
-Really? -Yeah.
378
00:26:04,047 --> 00:26:05,953
[thud]
379
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:07,505
What?
380
00:26:07,547 --> 00:26:08,547
[knocking]
381
00:26:08,915 --> 00:26:12,529
I'm about to be hanged, and
you coloured your hair brighter.
382
00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:16,158
Wouldn't you be hanged if I
didn't go to a beauty salon?
383
00:26:16,237 --> 00:26:17,723
Did you get their consent?
384
00:26:17,765 --> 00:26:22,370
Oh no, Jahan! Leyla is very
bad-tempered. She offends me.
385
00:26:22,412 --> 00:26:28,740
What does it matter? Your
husband will be hanged soon.
386
00:26:28,782 --> 00:26:31,687
Honey, you know that I love you.
387
00:26:32,222 --> 00:26:34,171
What do you want me to tell her?
388
00:26:34,352 --> 00:26:36,020
Go to see her tomorrow.
389
00:26:36,687 --> 00:26:39,551
Tell her it's not fair to take
revenge. I didn't actually kill him.
390
00:26:39,593 --> 00:26:40,892
He swallowed it and I slapped him.
391
00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:42,565
Am I a murderer for a slap?
392
00:26:43,061 --> 00:26:44,899
-Is that all? -Yes.
393
00:26:45,307 --> 00:26:52,156
Go to her and try to impress her by special
words, relaxing and softening words.
394
00:26:52,744 --> 00:26:59,303
Softly... Speak softly to make her
soften towards me and give us her consent.
395
00:27:00,387 --> 00:27:03,295
Aha. Softly.
396
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,463
[chewing]
397
00:27:10,699 --> 00:27:12,956
God rest your husband's soul.
398
00:27:13,051 --> 00:27:16,522
We're advised to take revenge.
399
00:27:17,444 --> 00:27:20,273
Actually, no murder was committed.
400
00:27:20,413 --> 00:27:21,874
[chewing]
401
00:27:21,916 --> 00:27:26,662
Your late husband swallowed it
and was given a slap. That's all.
402
00:27:26,704 --> 00:27:27,960
That's all?!
403
00:27:28,002 --> 00:27:33,944
Once your husband is hanged, you'll
be sure if a murder was committed or not.
404
00:27:35,623 --> 00:27:37,106
Look at his mother.
405
00:27:37,148 --> 00:27:39,058
She's just some flesh in a wheelchair.
406
00:27:39,100 --> 00:27:42,121
She doesn't say anything, She
doesn't eat anything, nothing.
407
00:27:42,426 --> 00:27:50,426
But his mother has been in a wheelchair
since she had a stroke four years ago.
408
00:27:52,390 --> 00:27:53,960
Maybe I'm wrong.
409
00:27:54,202 --> 00:27:55,569
Anyway. [mouthfull]
410
00:27:56,233 --> 00:27:58,928
We can't even eat a
morsel of bread. [mouthfull]
411
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:02,218
Cause my precious jewel is now lying
under a pile of earth because of you.
412
00:28:02,579 --> 00:28:03,795
I see.
413
00:28:03,858 --> 00:28:05,442
[chewing]
414
00:28:06,006 --> 00:28:07,708
May he rest in peace.
415
00:28:07,750 --> 00:28:11,450
But as far as I can remember, you always
416
00:28:11,492 --> 00:28:15,750
called him by words
like parasite and useless.
417
00:28:19,828 --> 00:28:22,950
I even remember you saying:
418
00:28:22,992 --> 00:28:29,233
"Mahmoud, I pray that you die soon and
I get rid of you, you wretched druggie."
419
00:28:30,003 --> 00:28:33,367
Maybe God has answered your prayer.
420
00:28:33,504 --> 00:28:35,187
What else do you remember?
421
00:28:35,229 --> 00:28:41,311
'You don't deserve the
bread you eat in this house.'
422
00:28:41,363 --> 00:28:44,764
'A dog is more beneficial
than you, ' you told him.
423
00:28:44,819 --> 00:28:48,483
[chewing]
424
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,210
[cinematic music]
425
00:28:51,788 --> 00:28:53,335
[sigh]
426
00:28:54,203 --> 00:28:56,099
-Go! -What?
427
00:28:56,141 --> 00:28:57,723
Go, go!
428
00:28:57,765 --> 00:29:00,881
[gun noises]
429
00:29:05,287 --> 00:29:07,499
[gunshots]
430
00:29:08,221 --> 00:29:12,256
It was no use talking gently to
Leyla, that big unattractive woman.
431
00:29:12,312 --> 00:29:14,553
[gate opening]
432
00:29:17,044 --> 00:29:19,553
-Jahangir Ghaznavi. -Yes?
433
00:29:20,389 --> 00:29:22,147
Pack your things and get out.
434
00:29:22,741 --> 00:29:26,019
-Am I free? -Yes, but free of life.
435
00:29:26,766 --> 00:29:28,790
Solitary confinement, and
the noose around your neck.
436
00:29:29,869 --> 00:29:31,653
Say goodbye and come out.
437
00:29:32,913 --> 00:29:38,827
[cinematic music, heavy breathing]
438
00:29:45,140 --> 00:29:46,260
[door opening]
439
00:29:48,608 --> 00:29:50,366
Ghaznavi.
440
00:29:50,421 --> 00:29:52,101
Don't you need anything?
441
00:29:52,243 --> 00:29:53,781
I have a few questions.
442
00:29:53,983 --> 00:29:55,735
Don't get up. I'm coming in.
443
00:29:55,780 --> 00:29:58,022
[door opening]
444
00:30:02,242 --> 00:30:04,116
Don't think about escaping.
445
00:30:04,178 --> 00:30:05,971
I want to change position.
446
00:30:12,561 --> 00:30:14,733
-What's up? -Nothing.
447
00:30:15,148 --> 00:30:17,772
-What time is it? -Around 12.
448
00:30:17,913 --> 00:30:20,013
You still have five more hours. Enjoy it.
449
00:30:20,055 --> 00:30:22,016
Give me a cigarette.
450
00:30:29,319 --> 00:30:30,759
[lighter clicking]
451
00:30:33,886 --> 00:30:36,188
A cup of tea with be wonderful with it.
452
00:30:36,692 --> 00:30:38,627
-Bring me a tea. -We don't have it.
453
00:30:40,428 --> 00:30:43,495
- How am I supposed to be killed?
- It's simple.
454
00:30:43,537 --> 00:30:46,600
They'll take you onto the gallows,
then fit the noose around your neck.
455
00:30:46,642 --> 00:30:48,819
And I'll kick away the stool.
456
00:30:48,953 --> 00:30:50,552
-You're going to do it? -Yes.
457
00:30:50,594 --> 00:30:54,014
I kicked away one this morning,
and you'll be the next tomorrow.
458
00:30:54,251 --> 00:30:58,022
- How can you possibly kick away the stool?
- Like this.
459
00:31:00,483 --> 00:31:03,316
I mean how can you be so cold-hearted?
460
00:31:03,401 --> 00:31:05,338
I just do this.
461
00:31:06,739 --> 00:31:08,058
Are you half-witted?
462
00:31:08,183 --> 00:31:11,995
I said how you could kick
away the stool so cold-heartedly?
463
00:31:12,058 --> 00:31:13,041
Oh.
464
00:31:13,083 --> 00:31:15,933
I'll just give it a kick to rid
both you and me of suffering.
465
00:31:16,629 --> 00:31:18,048
Am I wrong?
466
00:31:18,282 --> 00:31:19,683
No, do your job.
467
00:31:19,769 --> 00:31:22,862
[rapid breathing]
468
00:31:22,976 --> 00:31:25,887
Ghaznavi, your nerves are frayed.
469
00:31:26,435 --> 00:31:28,636
It'll hardly take two minutes.
470
00:31:29,244 --> 00:31:33,995
You'll be taken to the scaffold, the
noose around your neck and over!
471
00:31:36,501 --> 00:31:42,066
I swear on my mother's life, I
just gave him a slap... like this.
472
00:31:42,817 --> 00:31:45,095
-Are you dead now? -Not really.
473
00:31:45,137 --> 00:31:46,957
They want to hang me just for a slap.
474
00:31:46,999 --> 00:31:48,663
It's not fair on you.
475
00:31:49,745 --> 00:31:52,836
Look, 'Between pillar and
post there maybe rescue.'
476
00:31:53,278 --> 00:31:54,311
What does that mean?
477
00:31:54,353 --> 00:31:56,736
You'll be led to the
gallows, but won't be hanged.
478
00:31:56,778 --> 00:31:59,237
'Cause you just gave a
slap. I'm optimistic about it.
479
00:31:59,357 --> 00:32:00,369
Are you sure?
480
00:32:00,411 --> 00:32:03,487
Yeah, of course! You
just gave him a slap.
481
00:32:03,938 --> 00:32:06,854
- You mean all these procedures...
- Just formalities.
482
00:32:07,141 --> 00:32:09,355
- Do you mean it?
- They're just frightening you.
483
00:32:09,954 --> 00:32:11,333
-Was it just a slap? -Yes.
484
00:32:11,388 --> 00:32:13,702
You'll be at the gallows,
but won't be hanged.
485
00:32:14,754 --> 00:32:18,848
[cinematic music]
486
00:32:21,276 --> 00:32:22,941
Jahan!
487
00:32:23,449 --> 00:32:25,331
[dog barking]
488
00:32:26,066 --> 00:32:28,719
[body thud, ambulance siren]
489
00:32:28,761 --> 00:32:31,433
- Where are they taking my wife?
- To the clinic.
490
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:34,955
I wish she stayed to see that
they're just playing a trick on me.
491
00:32:35,511 --> 00:32:36,995
Get moving.
492
00:32:38,892 --> 00:32:41,573
What was the proverb
you told me last night?
493
00:32:41,997 --> 00:32:44,276
'Between pillar and
post there maybe rescue.'
494
00:32:45,826 --> 00:32:48,659
- Do you have faith in this proverb?
- Of course I do.
495
00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:51,956
- Has it happened before me?
- A lot of times.
496
00:32:52,730 --> 00:32:55,150
Seriously? Can I be sure of that?
497
00:32:55,192 --> 00:32:57,370
My intuition tells me you'll survive.
498
00:32:57,608 --> 00:32:58,855
Thank God.
499
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:00,823
Wait a minute.
500
00:33:05,138 --> 00:33:06,551
How is it going?
501
00:33:08,238 --> 00:33:09,934
Won't you give your consent?
502
00:33:10,669 --> 00:33:11,518
Hmph.
503
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:15,464
An old saying goes 'Between
pillar and post there maybe...'
504
00:33:15,506 --> 00:33:16,634
-What was it? -Rescue.
505
00:33:16,676 --> 00:33:17,497
Rescue.
506
00:33:17,539 --> 00:33:18,737
We'll see.
507
00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,089
-Ghaznavi? -What?
508
00:33:20,131 --> 00:33:22,518
What are you pleading for? Don't do it.
509
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:23,780
Yeah, I don't need your consent!
510
00:33:23,822 --> 00:33:25,190
-Where should we go? -Over there.
511
00:33:25,232 --> 00:33:26,426
Sure!
512
00:33:26,958 --> 00:33:27,958
[laughs]
513
00:33:30,442 --> 00:33:33,815
- Did you like the way I talked to her?
- Yeah, very much.
514
00:33:33,857 --> 00:33:38,871
When you ensured me that I won't be hanged,
I told her firmly not to give her consent.
515
00:33:39,723 --> 00:33:42,878
Every instinct tells
me you'll escape death.
516
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:43,778
Yes.
517
00:33:43,820 --> 00:33:45,039
-Hey? -What?
518
00:33:45,575 --> 00:33:48,198
[cinematic music]
519
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:49,983
We're getting nearer.
520
00:33:50,537 --> 00:33:52,659
Let's go! Don't worry.
521
00:33:52,701 --> 00:33:55,284
I already told you how it would end.
522
00:33:55,326 --> 00:33:57,981
This is where it ends.
No need to be scared.
523
00:33:58,745 --> 00:34:02,549
- Okay, this is where you talked about.
- Right guess.
524
00:34:02,611 --> 00:34:04,754
-Pillar and rescue. -Yeah.
525
00:34:04,829 --> 00:34:07,121
- What shall we do now?
- Let's walk to the gallows post.
526
00:34:08,053 --> 00:34:09,320
-Climb up! -What?
527
00:34:09,783 --> 00:34:10,979
-Go up! -What for?
528
00:34:11,152 --> 00:34:12,543
The weather is much better there!
529
00:34:12,585 --> 00:34:13,964
It was supposed to end here.
530
00:34:14,006 --> 00:34:15,981
Move up and don't daydream.
531
00:34:16,641 --> 00:34:18,287
-Why did your tone change? -Huh?
532
00:34:18,380 --> 00:34:19,698
Why did your tone change?
533
00:34:19,740 --> 00:34:21,186
Don't talk nonsense. Go up!
534
00:34:21,228 --> 00:34:23,128
Give me a minute!
535
00:34:23,170 --> 00:34:24,978
I'm seriously stepping on the stool!
536
00:34:25,020 --> 00:34:26,846
You said 'Between pillar
and post there maybe rescue.'
537
00:34:26,888 --> 00:34:29,926
- I didn't.
- I should be standing here, not there!
538
00:34:30,010 --> 00:34:34,138
Wait! This is no joke! I'm on the stool.
539
00:34:34,208 --> 00:34:36,348
Wait a minute!
540
00:34:37,660 --> 00:34:39,658
Damn you and your proverb!
541
00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:40,871
Don't be rude.
542
00:34:41,028 --> 00:34:44,408
I'm not being rude, I'm just
saying damn you and your...
543
00:34:44,450 --> 00:34:46,581
Put the rope around his
neck. And a cloth around his.
544
00:34:46,623 --> 00:34:48,198
Leyla! Leyla!
545
00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:50,169
I'm sorry Leyla, forgive me!
546
00:34:50,211 --> 00:34:52,190
You see how he's shrieking?
547
00:34:52,232 --> 00:34:55,244
Shall I let him die or get the blood money?
548
00:34:55,286 --> 00:34:56,336
I'm sorry!
549
00:34:56,378 --> 00:34:58,234
Okay, so I'll get the blood money.
550
00:34:58,286 --> 00:35:03,067
[helicopter noises]
551
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:06,326
You have my consent! I forgive
you! [voice lost in helicopter noises]
552
00:35:06,499 --> 00:35:08,371
Misha!!!
553
00:35:14,997 --> 00:35:16,387
[thud]
554
00:35:16,458 --> 00:35:24,458
[alarm noises]
555
00:35:41,223 --> 00:35:42,743
[door buzzing open]
556
00:35:47,723 --> 00:35:51,419
[joyful music playing]
557
00:35:53,544 --> 00:35:58,419
[clapping]
558
00:36:00,777 --> 00:36:04,483
That goddamn helicopter
passed across the sky overhead...
559
00:36:04,525 --> 00:36:07,387
At the worst possible
moment, so no one heard Leyla.
560
00:36:07,622 --> 00:36:13,856
But if Hashem the Gorilla who weighed over
200 kg hadn't been hanged the day before,
561
00:36:13,943 --> 00:36:15,495
And it wouldn't have broken
while I was being hanged.
562
00:36:15,537 --> 00:36:18,510
The gallows post wouldn't have cracked
563
00:36:19,130 --> 00:36:23,723
[thud, cinematic music]
564
00:36:27,458 --> 00:36:29,137
[breaking sound]
565
00:36:31,341 --> 00:36:33,237
Everything in the world
is connected in some way.
566
00:36:33,279 --> 00:36:37,458
Like a butterfly flapping its wings in
Brazil and causing a storm in Texas.
567
00:36:38,638 --> 00:36:40,137
[gunshot]
568
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:43,164
[windblowing]
569
00:36:46,251 --> 00:36:49,864
When Misha and Leyla got around
and found out what had happened,
570
00:36:49,943 --> 00:36:52,308
They hugged each other
and shed tears of joy.
571
00:36:52,350 --> 00:36:54,012
[heartbeat machine]
572
00:36:54,779 --> 00:36:57,739
I was released from prison
after I served my sentence.
573
00:36:58,039 --> 00:37:02,617
The first thing I had to do was to
thank someone to whom I owe a lot.
574
00:37:02,659 --> 00:37:05,823
For one valuable advice: not
losing hope until the last second.
575
00:37:05,865 --> 00:37:07,350
You're in a good place.
576
00:37:08,272 --> 00:37:09,356
I know.
577
00:37:11,083 --> 00:37:12,434
My intuition says so!
578
00:37:16,085 --> 00:37:18,692
What characterizes the years
of the cat in my life is that.
579
00:37:18,952 --> 00:37:21,740
I'm in danger, but the others die.
580
00:37:22,301 --> 00:37:25,231
I repented and swore an
oath never to sell illegal stuff.
581
00:37:31,271 --> 00:37:39,271
[cinematic music]
582
00:37:39,755 --> 00:37:42,036
[water splashing]
583
00:37:44,482 --> 00:37:48,216
Mrs. Leila and Misha had agreed
on Mahmoud’s blood money...
584
00:37:48,294 --> 00:37:50,166
It would be a Peugeot 206 instead.
585
00:37:50,208 --> 00:37:53,108
Not that Mahmoud was
worth much more anyway.
586
00:37:53,216 --> 00:37:58,615
[cinematic music]
587
00:38:02,705 --> 00:38:06,046
There was a 1968 Jaguar that
belonged to the Indian merchant.
588
00:38:06,088 --> 00:38:08,255
It hadn't been driven for ages.
589
00:38:08,810 --> 00:38:15,517
[cinematic music]
590
00:38:18,548 --> 00:38:26,087
[water splashing]
591
00:38:26,729 --> 00:38:29,121
I decided to sit behind
the wheel of the merchant's
592
00:38:29,163 --> 00:38:31,218
car and carry passengers to earn a living.
593
00:38:31,260 --> 00:38:34,156
It was a charming car, but
no one trusted it to get a ride.
594
00:38:34,198 --> 00:38:37,296
Cause nowadays no one
uses these cars as taxis.
595
00:38:37,338 --> 00:38:39,782
- Ma'am, get in, please.
- Shut up and get lost!
596
00:38:39,848 --> 00:38:41,481
I work as a taxi driver!
597
00:38:41,535 --> 00:38:43,345
[cinematic music]
598
00:38:43,387 --> 00:38:45,324
What a mess.
599
00:38:47,071 --> 00:38:50,097
Only one person asked for
a trip, but I wish he hadn't.
600
00:38:53,551 --> 00:39:01,551
[cinematic music]
601
00:39:07,875 --> 00:39:10,318
Write them down, hope
you've a pen and paper.
602
00:39:10,522 --> 00:39:13,803
One lip lift at 12:00
noon, another at 2:00 pm.
603
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,741
Watch their appointments won't overlap.
604
00:39:17,097 --> 00:39:18,924
A nose job at 5:00 pm.
605
00:39:20,249 --> 00:39:21,686
Don't get all mixed up.
606
00:39:21,756 --> 00:39:23,841
Oh God, I pray to you that
everything goes well today!
607
00:39:23,883 --> 00:39:27,444
My car's in for a service.
I'll be a bit late, bye.
608
00:39:28,897 --> 00:39:31,155
Excuse me, sir, what do you do?
609
00:39:31,538 --> 00:39:35,835
I'm aesthetic and plastic
surgeon, dr. Aref Bam.
610
00:39:36,777 --> 00:39:39,046
Doesn't my last name
remind you of something?
611
00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:41,124
The Bam eggplant.
612
00:39:41,186 --> 00:39:42,487
It didn't remind you of
Bam's big earthquake,
613
00:39:42,529 --> 00:39:43,649
but it reminded you of its eggplants.
614
00:39:43,691 --> 00:39:45,672
I'm sorry. [laughs]
615
00:39:46,269 --> 00:39:48,630
I myself am nothing
less than an earthquake.
616
00:39:48,672 --> 00:39:52,495
First I knock down and flatten
them, then rebuild and shape them.
617
00:39:52,537 --> 00:39:56,394
- Houses? - No, lips, faces, jaws, mouths.
618
00:39:56,436 --> 00:39:59,823
I turn large, humped noses
into pug and AA battery-like ones.
619
00:39:59,865 --> 00:40:02,390
Wow, so you must be rolling in it.
620
00:40:02,432 --> 00:40:03,490
Yeah, I am.
621
00:40:05,475 --> 00:40:08,319
- Are you a famous doctor?
- Yes, very famous.
622
00:40:08,361 --> 00:40:09,965
What's the secret to becoming famous?
623
00:40:10,732 --> 00:40:12,974
Look, son. I get my
eyes to work efficiently.
624
00:40:13,905 --> 00:40:17,115
-I see everything an opportunity. -Aha.
625
00:40:17,448 --> 00:40:21,615
Nowadays the secret
of success is cleverness.
626
00:40:21,990 --> 00:40:25,352
So look at each and all things
intently to be able to use them.
627
00:40:25,394 --> 00:40:30,084
Look, seeing is different from looking.
628
00:40:30,592 --> 00:40:32,571
-Yeah. -What a meaningful remark!
629
00:40:32,650 --> 00:40:35,834
Stop the car, stop... stop, stop!
630
00:40:36,553 --> 00:40:37,093
Yeah.
631
00:40:37,135 --> 00:40:38,258
Is anything wrong?
632
00:40:38,573 --> 00:40:41,520
You didn't look carefully
and lost the opportunity.
633
00:40:41,562 --> 00:40:45,004
- Seeing is different from looking!
- Seeing is different from looking!
634
00:40:45,046 --> 00:40:46,513
-Well done. -Thank you.
635
00:40:47,423 --> 00:40:48,863
[car door closing]
636
00:40:53,322 --> 00:40:56,704
[motorbike passing]
637
00:41:00,343 --> 00:41:01,670
Get out!
638
00:41:02,491 --> 00:41:03,931
[car door opening]
639
00:41:04,846 --> 00:41:06,502
Open the drunk lid.
640
00:41:08,350 --> 00:41:10,804
We were near to losing
a golden opportunity.
641
00:41:10,846 --> 00:41:12,837
-What are these? -Imported tobacco.
642
00:41:13,047 --> 00:41:14,640
I know clients who'll buy it.
643
00:41:14,682 --> 00:41:15,908
You'll get your share of money, too.
644
00:41:15,950 --> 00:41:18,548
Come on, load them into the car.
645
00:41:20,944 --> 00:41:24,532
Wow! Gather them all!
646
00:41:29,111 --> 00:41:30,329
Euh!!
647
00:41:30,845 --> 00:41:31,839
[laughs]
648
00:41:31,881 --> 00:41:33,775
Wow! Excellent!
649
00:41:36,011 --> 00:41:39,571
It's not very fresh, but it's wonderful.
650
00:41:39,854 --> 00:41:41,474
Don't taste it!
651
00:41:42,201 --> 00:41:43,482
Are you allergic?
652
00:41:44,029 --> 00:41:46,001
-Do you mind if I say something? -Huh?
653
00:41:46,433 --> 00:41:47,773
This isn't tobacco.
654
00:41:48,286 --> 00:41:50,038
-What is it then? -It's poo.
655
00:41:51,012 --> 00:41:52,994
- Is that the brand name?
- No, it's real poo.
656
00:41:53,036 --> 00:41:54,492
Children call it poo.
657
00:41:54,534 --> 00:41:56,215
Fecal sample.
658
00:41:57,979 --> 00:42:00,265
-Poo? Poop?! -Yeah.
659
00:42:00,625 --> 00:42:04,689
What you tasted is
Saeid Malakouti's, age: 75.
660
00:42:05,127 --> 00:42:09,939
[vomitting]
661
00:42:10,457 --> 00:42:11,261
Ew!
662
00:42:11,316 --> 00:42:12,792
[vomitting]
663
00:42:13,122 --> 00:42:15,541
A lip lift at noon, another one at 3:00 pm.
664
00:42:15,583 --> 00:42:16,651
Lip lift 2:00 pm.
665
00:42:16,693 --> 00:42:19,051
A lip at 2:00pm and a nose job at 5:00 pm.
666
00:42:19,093 --> 00:42:21,956
I bet you'll call fifteen
minutes later to ask again.
667
00:42:22,486 --> 00:42:25,650
Did you put the kidneys in the fridge?
668
00:42:27,095 --> 00:42:28,081
All right.
669
00:42:28,645 --> 00:42:30,792
-Do you have a restaurant? -Nope!
670
00:42:31,128 --> 00:42:32,788
My clinic is multipurpose.
671
00:42:32,830 --> 00:42:36,079
Aesthetic surgery, organ
transplantation, organ trade...
672
00:42:36,167 --> 00:42:38,451
As I said, I grab all the chances.
673
00:42:38,493 --> 00:42:41,870
- Seeing is different from looking.
- Seeing is different from looking.
674
00:42:42,582 --> 00:42:46,094
But I think where you got out
of the car, you were mistaken.
675
00:42:46,136 --> 00:42:47,519
Okay! [laughs]
676
00:42:47,768 --> 00:42:48,806
Don't remind me of it.
677
00:42:48,848 --> 00:42:51,648
Come to my clinic so I'll
remove your dark ugly mole.
678
00:42:51,690 --> 00:42:54,228
Nop! My wife loves it. [mobile ringing]
679
00:42:55,047 --> 00:42:57,726
You're such a pain in the ass!
Why are you so beef-brained?!
680
00:42:57,768 --> 00:42:59,607
I said at 12:00 noon!
681
00:42:59,649 --> 00:43:02,076
[music playing in the car]
682
00:43:02,118 --> 00:43:05,406
I'm sure he takes drugs.
Such a degree of dumbness!
683
00:43:05,448 --> 00:43:06,266
Your secretary?
684
00:43:06,308 --> 00:43:08,804
No, I fired my secretary
last week. He's my cleaner.
685
00:43:08,846 --> 00:43:12,157
I put him in charge until
I find a reliable secretary.
686
00:43:15,524 --> 00:43:16,552
Sir...
687
00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:19,548
I'm a reliable person.
688
00:43:21,113 --> 00:43:25,998
Now that you're reliable, let
me tell you some secret words.
689
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:26,988
Okay.
690
00:43:27,091 --> 00:43:30,133
In this clinic pulse means
heart. [music playing in the office]
691
00:43:30,341 --> 00:43:33,211
-Pulse is heart. -Bean means kidney.
692
00:43:34,251 --> 00:43:37,194
-Hepar means liver. -Hepar is liver, okay.
693
00:43:37,236 --> 00:43:39,743
Is spleen among our secret codes?
694
00:43:40,162 --> 00:43:42,899
- Am I joking with you?
- I swear I was dead serious.
695
00:43:42,941 --> 00:43:44,743
-That was a stupid question. -Sorry.
696
00:43:45,407 --> 00:43:47,891
I got it. I'm at your service now.
697
00:43:48,915 --> 00:43:49,915
[gags]
698
00:43:49,979 --> 00:43:51,389
What happened?
699
00:43:55,768 --> 00:43:59,132
-I suddenly remembered Saeid. -Who's Saeid?
700
00:43:59,677 --> 00:44:02,555
-That. -Aha, Saeid Malakouti, age: 75!
701
00:44:03,499 --> 00:44:06,106
There's no need to mention his name.
702
00:44:06,148 --> 00:44:09,393
Sorry, I said it, cause seeing
is different from looking.
703
00:44:09,435 --> 00:44:11,656
I liked it! [laughs]
704
00:44:11,967 --> 00:44:13,565
-Get down to work. -Sure!
705
00:44:13,626 --> 00:44:16,672
[music: Ocean Drive Song by Duke Dumont]
706
00:44:16,862 --> 00:44:20,000
Welcome to Bam Aesthetic Plastic Clinic!
707
00:44:20,172 --> 00:44:25,547
[cleaning window]
708
00:44:25,957 --> 00:44:27,513
Are you as high as kite?
709
00:44:28,524 --> 00:44:30,185
-I'm wiping it. -Really?
710
00:44:30,424 --> 00:44:32,313
Stop rubbing. The pane almost vanished.
711
00:44:32,598 --> 00:44:35,200
-Smoked pot, didn't you? -No.
712
00:44:35,746 --> 00:44:37,430
I'm a pro at it.
713
00:44:38,070 --> 00:44:39,761
How about I roll one to smoke together?
714
00:44:39,803 --> 00:44:41,505
I just put out one. Keep rubbing!
715
00:44:41,547 --> 00:44:45,094
- So let me know.
- Look, I'm the new manager here.
716
00:44:45,384 --> 00:44:48,290
To me moral code is what matters most.
717
00:44:48,594 --> 00:44:51,336
Wipe it! Good luck.
718
00:44:52,618 --> 00:44:53,618
Well.
719
00:44:56,633 --> 00:44:59,755
Leave a space for lips.
Don't do it for the teeth.
720
00:44:59,797 --> 00:45:02,133
There is stuff on it... Ah!
721
00:45:03,258 --> 00:45:04,698
You good, brother?
722
00:45:04,938 --> 00:45:05,938
Thanks.
723
00:45:06,915 --> 00:45:10,680
- You are the one getting the surgery?
- Isn't it obvious? I did it.
724
00:45:10,930 --> 00:45:12,370
Let me see, smile.
725
00:45:14,579 --> 00:45:15,719
Good luck.
726
00:45:16,149 --> 00:45:17,383
Welcome.
727
00:45:18,713 --> 00:45:21,324
I began to work at
Dr. Bam's clinic. [voiceover]
728
00:45:21,366 --> 00:45:23,990
All medical services were
offered to patients there.
729
00:45:24,032 --> 00:45:26,722
From nose, jaw, and mouth surgeries...
730
00:45:26,764 --> 00:45:31,119
To lip and body filler injections,
dental laminates, and hair transplants.
731
00:45:31,161 --> 00:45:33,359
Dr. Bam was truly Jack of all trades.
732
00:45:33,430 --> 00:45:39,184
[cinematic music]
733
00:45:48,919 --> 00:45:50,379
[door opening]
734
00:46:00,739 --> 00:46:01,576
[smooching]
735
00:46:01,618 --> 00:46:04,137
Hold on a moment.
736
00:46:04,473 --> 00:46:07,849
I can't get any signals. I can't hear you.
737
00:46:08,030 --> 00:46:09,904
Let me move a little.
738
00:46:10,894 --> 00:46:13,129
Hello?! Oh, it's as clear as a bell now!
739
00:46:13,464 --> 00:46:17,395
Hello, I'm Jahangir Ghaznavi,
manager of Bam Aesthetic Clinic!
740
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:21,125
One pulse, one bean...
741
00:46:22,206 --> 00:46:23,646
Pardon?!
742
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:25,543
No, we don't sell lamb testicles.
743
00:46:26,108 --> 00:46:27,832
We don't buy them, either. [radio playing]
744
00:46:28,140 --> 00:46:29,645
We don't find a use for them.
745
00:46:30,421 --> 00:46:34,168
There should be something
inside the body for the funeral.
746
00:46:34,758 --> 00:46:35,967
Thank you.
747
00:46:36,222 --> 00:46:38,495
Thanks for calling, bye.
748
00:46:38,537 --> 00:46:41,068
'I got a job as a medical secretary!'
749
00:46:42,013 --> 00:46:44,349
You work in an offal restaurant!
750
00:46:44,609 --> 00:46:47,666
To your eyes it's a restaurant,
but they're the tools of our trade.
751
00:46:47,708 --> 00:46:49,547
Don't put on an act!
752
00:46:49,653 --> 00:46:52,021
I know you better than your mother does.
753
00:46:52,063 --> 00:46:55,943
You came to talk on the
phone here to get my attention.
754
00:46:55,989 --> 00:46:58,707
And boast that you're an
important person now, right?!
755
00:46:58,749 --> 00:47:01,357
Broaden your world, Jahangir Ghaznavi.
756
00:47:01,451 --> 00:47:02,451
Ugh.
757
00:47:02,611 --> 00:47:04,458
Please bring a tea with
a banana to my room.
758
00:47:04,620 --> 00:47:06,919
Get lost! [laughs]
759
00:47:09,006 --> 00:47:11,755
[laughs]
760
00:47:12,592 --> 00:47:15,034
[music playing]
761
00:47:15,076 --> 00:47:18,222
That day, Doctor told me
he'd be out for two days.
762
00:47:18,264 --> 00:47:20,377
And wanted me to take charge of the clinic.
763
00:47:20,451 --> 00:47:27,912
[music: Do I Wanna Know?
Song by Arctic Monkeys]
764
00:47:29,833 --> 00:47:32,349
Oh! It suits me damn well.
765
00:47:35,014 --> 00:47:37,193
You don't look like cleaners at all.
766
00:47:37,848 --> 00:47:39,219
I'm not.
767
00:47:39,919 --> 00:47:41,681
This is all just a cover.
768
00:47:41,786 --> 00:47:44,605
You're a drug seller and
are based here to sell grass.
769
00:47:45,283 --> 00:47:46,568
Hello!
770
00:47:48,279 --> 00:47:49,917
Dr. Bam?
771
00:47:49,959 --> 00:47:53,974
♪ That sticks around like
summat in your teeth? ♪
772
00:47:54,675 --> 00:47:56,937
Hello, darling! ♪ Are there
some aces up your sleeve? ♪
773
00:47:57,422 --> 00:48:00,613
-Yes, I'm Dr. Bam. -May I?
774
00:48:00,655 --> 00:48:05,240
Course, welcome! Feel
free! Come in, please.
775
00:48:05,506 --> 00:48:06,506
Please.
776
00:48:06,881 --> 00:48:07,881
Look.
777
00:48:08,020 --> 00:48:12,508
Don't breathe a word,
or I'll call the cops.
778
00:48:12,550 --> 00:48:13,809
-Got it? -Yes.
779
00:48:13,851 --> 00:48:16,011
One espresso, please!
780
00:48:18,100 --> 00:48:20,436
♪ Until I fall asleep. ♪
781
00:48:20,478 --> 00:48:22,357
-Would you like a cup of tea? -No, thanks.
782
00:48:22,859 --> 00:48:27,779
-Welcome, darling. -Thank you.
783
00:48:28,215 --> 00:48:31,349
I thought you'd keep me waiting
for hours before you saw me.
784
00:48:31,391 --> 00:48:34,795
No, I should've seen you earlier.
785
00:48:35,264 --> 00:48:36,966
-Doctor? -Yes, darling?
786
00:48:37,008 --> 00:48:39,475
I'd like you to work on my face.
787
00:48:39,866 --> 00:48:40,841
For example?
788
00:48:40,883 --> 00:48:44,350
I may look better with a
slight cheek augmentation.
789
00:48:44,728 --> 00:48:46,128
Any idea?
790
00:48:47,115 --> 00:48:48,209
I'll augment your cheeks.
791
00:48:48,287 --> 00:48:50,661
I also want my skin to be tightened.
792
00:48:50,703 --> 00:48:52,358
I'll tighten you skin, too.
793
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,788
Don't you have any comments about my face?
794
00:48:57,867 --> 00:48:58,988
It's terrific!
795
00:48:59,030 --> 00:49:00,533
-Really? -Yes.
796
00:49:00,575 --> 00:49:02,415
-Would you like a tea? -No, thanks.
797
00:49:02,690 --> 00:49:05,021
- Haven't I just said I didn't want tea?
- Yes.
798
00:49:05,063 --> 00:49:08,436
-How about you, Dr. Bam? -Go out.
799
00:49:10,268 --> 00:49:13,107
He's drugged up to the
eyeballs. It must be grass.
800
00:49:13,149 --> 00:49:15,846
Sheep doesn't love
grass as much as he does.
801
00:49:15,913 --> 00:49:19,413
[laughs]
802
00:49:19,861 --> 00:49:25,202
Doctor, my nose is a little big, isn't it?
803
00:49:27,024 --> 00:49:28,598
Let me see your face in profile.
804
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:32,349
Towards me, towards
the wall, to the right...
805
00:49:32,391 --> 00:49:34,465
Get up and turn around!
806
00:49:38,137 --> 00:49:39,709
Sit down!
807
00:49:39,751 --> 00:49:42,959
- What did you say your name was again?
- Taraneh.
808
00:49:43,727 --> 00:49:45,515
Look, my beautiful Taraneh.
809
00:49:46,631 --> 00:49:48,277
Your nose...
810
00:49:49,343 --> 00:49:51,178
Doesn't need a surgery.
811
00:49:51,460 --> 00:49:52,580
[chair moving]
812
00:49:53,813 --> 00:49:55,842
It needs a reaction!
813
00:49:55,916 --> 00:49:57,706
I don't get it.
814
00:49:58,108 --> 00:49:59,605
Let me put it another way.
815
00:49:59,647 --> 00:50:02,583
We'll...
816
00:50:04,030 --> 00:50:06,600
Need a fersmisemice.
817
00:50:07,067 --> 00:50:09,015
-What?! -Fersmisemice.
818
00:50:09,243 --> 00:50:13,388
- What does that mean?
- It's a technical term meaning...
819
00:50:13,430 --> 00:50:14,971
Aha, here it is.
820
00:50:15,190 --> 00:50:18,583
This is a mouth with so many nerve vessels.
821
00:50:18,625 --> 00:50:24,100
Only one joint welded wrongly
would be a recipe for disaster.
822
00:50:24,214 --> 00:50:26,638
What will be the date of my operation?
823
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:28,094
Right now, darling.
824
00:50:28,136 --> 00:50:29,432
Hey, boy!
825
00:50:29,474 --> 00:50:30,952
Prepare the operating room.
826
00:50:30,994 --> 00:50:33,709
- But we can't do it now.
- You thought we'd do it now?
827
00:50:33,765 --> 00:50:36,911
[laughs]
828
00:50:36,953 --> 00:50:38,474
No, seriously. Fix a date.
829
00:50:38,628 --> 00:50:39,679
Tomorrow at 8:00 am.
830
00:50:39,721 --> 00:50:42,161
I don't know whether you're kidding or not.
831
00:50:42,203 --> 00:50:44,078
I'll be here at 6:00 am just for you!
832
00:50:44,182 --> 00:50:45,336
Isn't it too early?
833
00:50:45,378 --> 00:50:48,170
No, pretty girls should
be operated right away.
834
00:50:48,292 --> 00:50:50,420
Then let me arrange it with someone.
835
00:50:57,809 --> 00:51:01,481
- How much will be the cost?
- All of it is on me!
836
00:51:06,643 --> 00:51:10,267
Hi, what's up... look, tomorrow...
837
00:51:10,309 --> 00:51:13,772
She's showing interest
and I feel like flirting with her.
838
00:51:13,995 --> 00:51:17,397
Well, that's not important.
How should I do the operation?
839
00:51:17,615 --> 00:51:20,075
Watching the Doctor's work
doesn't make me a surgeon.
840
00:51:20,117 --> 00:51:21,778
Doctor didn't do anything special.
841
00:51:21,820 --> 00:51:25,850
He just cut the skin with a scalpel,
then filed and sanded the hard parts.
842
00:51:26,617 --> 00:51:29,035
Doctor! Doctor! [voice calling]
843
00:51:29,319 --> 00:51:32,334
- Are you certain about tomorrow?
- Yes, sure.
844
00:51:32,658 --> 00:51:35,185
That was one of most difficult surgeries.
845
00:51:35,227 --> 00:51:38,030
- I've heard many praising your work.
- That's the truth.
846
00:51:38,101 --> 00:51:40,255
In different communities. [music: My
Heart Will Go On Song by Celine Dion]
847
00:51:40,297 --> 00:51:42,716
Yeah, I've been in many communes.
848
00:51:42,758 --> 00:51:46,194
No, community. Different groups of people.
849
00:51:46,730 --> 00:51:49,535
You think I, as a doctor, don't
know what that word means?
850
00:51:49,577 --> 00:51:52,239
[laughs]
851
00:51:52,281 --> 00:51:53,974
How strange is your car!
852
00:51:54,016 --> 00:51:55,678
Special! Say it's special.
853
00:51:56,152 --> 00:52:02,311
As I'm single, I love special things.
854
00:52:02,922 --> 00:52:04,855
Like your mole.
855
00:52:04,897 --> 00:52:05,897
[laughs]
856
00:52:06,786 --> 00:52:09,209
I'm going to make your nose this little!
857
00:52:12,295 --> 00:52:14,959
I once heard dancing relieved stress.
858
00:52:15,578 --> 00:52:17,408
And I danced.
859
00:52:17,827 --> 00:52:25,827
[music playing]
860
00:52:41,616 --> 00:52:49,491
[music playing]
861
00:52:49,546 --> 00:52:50,666
[door opening]
862
00:52:59,538 --> 00:53:03,389
[music playing, clanking sound]
863
00:53:03,584 --> 00:53:09,475
[heartbeat sound]
864
00:53:11,959 --> 00:53:13,850
What an asshole you are!
865
00:53:14,023 --> 00:53:15,190
Don't smoke!
866
00:53:15,232 --> 00:53:17,702
We're doing surgery. We're not in the park.
867
00:53:17,892 --> 00:53:20,209
Take a puff and get busy
with it, totally focused.
868
00:53:22,261 --> 00:53:24,456
Don't smoke this stuff!
869
00:53:24,655 --> 00:53:29,147
[heartbeat sound]
870
00:53:30,169 --> 00:53:32,759
That's cool! Smoke it!
871
00:53:33,491 --> 00:53:34,936
Yeah.
872
00:53:36,783 --> 00:53:38,467
-I... sh... un... cio... s? -What?
873
00:53:38,569 --> 00:53:39,927
[blowing out smoke]
874
00:53:39,969 --> 00:53:42,288
-Is she unconscious? -I'd better make sure.
875
00:53:47,116 --> 00:53:48,940
She's unconscious.
876
00:53:49,705 --> 00:53:51,045
Goggles!
877
00:53:53,327 --> 00:53:59,702
[cinematic music playing]
878
00:54:07,636 --> 00:54:09,513
Let me take them off. I can't see anything.
879
00:54:09,555 --> 00:54:10,999
This is stupid.
880
00:54:11,058 --> 00:54:14,663
As Doctor says, one should
grab every single chance.
881
00:54:14,958 --> 00:54:18,154
Perhaps this is the starting point
for my rise to fame in the future.
882
00:54:18,909 --> 00:54:23,079
Perhaps I was supposed to become a
well-known surgeon, but I didn't know that.
883
00:54:23,488 --> 00:54:27,157
Someday I'll finally be famous.
884
00:54:27,252 --> 00:54:30,016
[blood splashing]
885
00:54:30,822 --> 00:54:32,164
What was that?
886
00:54:33,305 --> 00:54:34,430
Blood?
887
00:54:35,715 --> 00:54:38,004
It must be blood.
888
00:54:39,368 --> 00:54:41,336
[body thud]
889
00:54:41,508 --> 00:54:48,164
[cinematic music]
890
00:55:00,689 --> 00:55:02,483
Doctor, great job!
891
00:55:02,525 --> 00:55:04,148
Shut up!
892
00:55:06,251 --> 00:55:07,883
[window opening]
893
00:55:08,858 --> 00:55:10,789
-Misha? -What, honey?
894
00:55:11,159 --> 00:55:12,922
I hear a cow mooing.
895
00:55:13,391 --> 00:55:14,748
-What? -A cow.
896
00:55:14,790 --> 00:55:15,433
[coughing]
897
00:55:15,475 --> 00:55:16,886
-A cow? -Yeah.
898
00:55:18,530 --> 00:55:20,802
-Where? -Shh!
899
00:55:20,844 --> 00:55:22,808
[coughing]
900
00:55:22,966 --> 00:55:24,156
Did you hear that?
901
00:55:24,282 --> 00:55:25,818
[breathing loud]
902
00:55:25,860 --> 00:55:26,860
[coughing]
903
00:55:26,933 --> 00:55:29,813
That's my mom. She's coughing.
904
00:55:31,211 --> 00:55:34,102
Don't talk rudely about your
mother. That's a cow mooing.
905
00:55:34,425 --> 00:55:37,570
That's my mom coughing. Listen!
906
00:55:38,428 --> 00:55:39,864
Does your mother cough like that?
907
00:55:39,906 --> 00:55:42,219
Yes, she does. Haven't you heard it before?
908
00:55:42,261 --> 00:55:44,411
-Even when you're not home? -Yes, always.
909
00:55:44,453 --> 00:55:45,801
Rid your mother of it!
910
00:55:45,843 --> 00:55:49,647
Block it, use a lid, a silencer, something.
911
00:55:49,689 --> 00:55:51,313
Impolite!
912
00:55:51,616 --> 00:55:54,216
She's mooing, am I impolite?
913
00:55:54,258 --> 00:55:57,750
[notification sound]
914
00:55:58,188 --> 00:55:59,279
[snoring]
915
00:55:59,321 --> 00:56:01,505
[radio playing]
916
00:56:01,654 --> 00:56:04,274
-Who's it? -Doctor.
917
00:56:04,708 --> 00:56:06,334
Are you smiling at Doctor?
918
00:56:06,376 --> 00:56:08,173
Yeah, he said he was happy with my work.
919
00:56:10,047 --> 00:56:13,152
Taraneh texted me that she was
fine and had her dressing changed.
920
00:56:13,194 --> 00:56:16,348
She asked me with coquetry
to have my mole removed.
921
00:56:16,390 --> 00:56:21,031
She also sent me a beating
red heart with the message.
922
00:56:21,899 --> 00:56:23,774
[clanking sound]
923
00:56:23,891 --> 00:56:26,555
[hearbeat sound]
924
00:56:26,618 --> 00:56:30,529
I just applied some ointment on
it, okay? I'll prescribe you a cream.
925
00:56:30,571 --> 00:56:32,938
Keep it moisturized for three to four days.
926
00:56:33,758 --> 00:56:35,719
Even poison is good when
it's for free. [heartbeat sound]
927
00:56:35,944 --> 00:56:38,406
You said your wife loved your mole.
928
00:56:38,454 --> 00:56:46,454
[music playing]
929
00:56:48,799 --> 00:56:51,724
Some people do anything
in return for money.
930
00:56:51,766 --> 00:56:54,817
From cutting off ears to
kidnapping or even killing.
931
00:56:54,859 --> 00:56:57,045
This kind of people are very scary.
932
00:56:57,087 --> 00:57:00,829
[music playing]
933
00:57:05,648 --> 00:57:07,039
Misha, honey!
934
00:57:08,837 --> 00:57:11,751
Come sweetheart! I bought
you Indian puffy snack.
935
00:57:12,524 --> 00:57:14,718
-Jahan! -What, honey?
936
00:57:14,901 --> 00:57:16,837
-Hi! -Hi!
937
00:57:16,879 --> 00:57:18,723
My dear Jahan!
938
00:57:21,123 --> 00:57:23,419
-Jahan?! -Yes, honey?
939
00:57:24,034 --> 00:57:25,445
Come!
940
00:57:26,633 --> 00:57:27,804
Come!
941
00:57:30,642 --> 00:57:34,156
-You've changed, right? -Yeah. My manner.
942
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:36,054
-No kidding. -What?
943
00:57:40,339 --> 00:57:42,804
-Where's your mole? -My mole?
944
00:57:45,118 --> 00:57:47,608
- Oh! Where's my mole?
- Where's your mole, Jahan?
945
00:57:48,216 --> 00:57:49,764
I might have washed it hard...
946
00:57:49,806 --> 00:57:51,929
-Where's your mole? -Wait a sec.
947
00:57:51,971 --> 00:57:54,376
- I went there. - Where?
948
00:57:54,418 --> 00:57:55,730
I was at the clinic.
949
00:57:55,772 --> 00:57:57,131
What did you do?
950
00:57:57,173 --> 00:57:59,773
- Won't you beat me if I tell you?
- No, I won't. Go on!
951
00:57:59,815 --> 00:58:03,515
- Doctor removed it.
- It was stupid of Doctor and you!
952
00:58:03,585 --> 00:58:05,725
It looked like an ugly verruca.
953
00:58:05,767 --> 00:58:08,818
Idiot, you only looked cute with that mole!
954
00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:11,928
- But it was of no use to you!
- That's none of your business!
955
00:58:11,970 --> 00:58:14,654
- Misha, he must be cheating on you!
- Why did you do it?
956
00:58:14,696 --> 00:58:18,186
It was a shit thing you
got rid of your mole!
957
00:58:18,228 --> 00:58:20,084
Look at his face! [Misha shouting]
958
00:58:20,126 --> 00:58:22,031
-He looks like an ape! -Don't hit me.
959
00:58:22,073 --> 00:58:29,609
Do you know how hard it was for me
to get used to your disgusting mole?!
960
00:58:30,368 --> 00:58:31,488
[pot breaking]
961
00:58:33,863 --> 00:58:35,068
Come on!
962
00:58:35,110 --> 00:58:38,766
It was not only your
mole I tried to stand!
963
00:58:38,808 --> 00:58:42,305
- Misha, Calm down!
- You sell drugs, you do anything you want.
964
00:58:42,347 --> 00:58:47,342
- It looked like a black wart.
- Where's your mole?
965
00:58:47,384 --> 00:58:49,815
Should I explain it to
you, too?! [Misha shouting]
966
00:58:49,857 --> 00:58:53,140
Misha, break his nose! Ugly ape!
967
00:58:53,182 --> 00:59:00,563
[laughs, roar of chatter]
968
00:59:06,547 --> 00:59:08,720
Hi, my beauty!
969
00:59:09,327 --> 00:59:11,844
Hi, my loving wife!
970
00:59:12,156 --> 00:59:14,757
Why did you get so angry, huh?
971
00:59:15,334 --> 00:59:17,713
I just had my mole removed.
972
00:59:18,888 --> 00:59:22,097
I needed a change. There
was no need to fly into a rage.
973
00:59:22,807 --> 00:59:26,667
My love, in the path of our
married life you and I should...
974
00:59:29,993 --> 00:59:31,087
Hmmm?
975
00:59:31,189 --> 00:59:32,532
[cinematic music]
976
00:59:32,574 --> 00:59:35,312
I'm dying for your moon-like face!
977
00:59:35,354 --> 00:59:37,456
[horror music]
978
00:59:37,498 --> 00:59:38,484
[shouting]
979
00:59:38,526 --> 00:59:40,382
Back off, cheeky monkey!
980
00:59:40,473 --> 00:59:41,886
Why are you on my bed?
981
00:59:41,928 --> 00:59:44,382
Are you blind? I was sleeping here.
982
00:59:44,424 --> 00:59:48,460
I'm not blind, but you
could've made a sound.
983
00:59:48,502 --> 00:59:51,640
So I'd know my mother-in-law
was sleeping in my wife's place.
984
00:59:51,682 --> 00:59:55,133
Misha isn't on speaking terms with
you. That's why we changed places.
985
00:59:55,191 --> 00:59:57,895
Piss off! I want to sleep.
986
01:00:03,429 --> 01:00:05,046
Why don't you die?
987
01:00:05,088 --> 01:00:07,567
Get lost or I'll give
you a smack in the gob!
988
01:00:10,375 --> 01:00:11,735
I hope you snuff it.
989
01:00:11,783 --> 01:00:14,992
[whistling, sewing machine noises]
990
01:00:15,070 --> 01:00:20,882
[notification sound]
991
01:00:24,258 --> 01:00:28,774
[whistling]
992
01:00:28,844 --> 01:00:31,655
[Indian music playing]
993
01:00:31,697 --> 01:00:33,820
Are you okay, pretty?
994
01:00:35,962 --> 01:00:37,390
It's from the clinic.
995
01:00:38,297 --> 01:00:40,010
Yes, Doctor?
996
01:00:40,762 --> 01:00:42,096
Thank you...
997
01:00:42,784 --> 01:00:43,773
Yes...
998
01:00:43,815 --> 01:00:45,594
Yes, I fersmisemiced all...
999
01:00:45,862 --> 01:00:47,106
Yes...
1000
01:00:47,455 --> 01:00:48,240
Yes...
1001
01:00:48,518 --> 01:00:50,446
Hi, miss...
1002
01:00:50,488 --> 01:00:54,275
Liar! You masqueraded
as the doctor, trickster!
1003
01:00:54,815 --> 01:00:58,015
Hold on! Why are you
talking to me like that?
1004
01:00:58,057 --> 01:00:59,116
Shut up!
1005
01:00:59,424 --> 01:01:02,946
What did you do to my
face, you piece of shit!
1006
01:01:02,988 --> 01:01:04,916
All I can see is a chandelier.
1007
01:01:05,245 --> 01:01:06,249
[cinematic music]
1008
01:01:06,291 --> 01:01:08,203
Is this the little nose you promised me?
1009
01:01:08,245 --> 01:01:10,488
-What the hell?! -Go to hell!
1010
01:01:10,870 --> 01:01:14,492
The swelling is normal. It'll go away.
1011
01:01:14,534 --> 01:01:15,799
Shut up!
1012
01:01:15,900 --> 01:01:19,698
I'll make you pay dearly.
I'll come to you soon!
1013
01:01:20,229 --> 01:01:21,932
Just a moment, darling.
1014
01:01:22,253 --> 01:01:29,057
Oh no! No, no, no!
1015
01:01:29,507 --> 01:01:31,862
He's still awake. Turn it on.
1016
01:01:33,516 --> 01:01:35,040
Oh, come on.
1017
01:01:35,654 --> 01:01:38,790
Was his left kidney for
sale or the right one?
1018
01:01:43,179 --> 01:01:44,575
This one! Left.
1019
01:01:44,689 --> 01:01:46,884
-You sure? Should I take it. -Yes, yes.
1020
01:01:48,867 --> 01:01:49,662
[door opening]
1021
01:01:49,704 --> 01:01:51,510
Doctor wants you to prepare the fridge.
1022
01:01:51,594 --> 01:01:54,382
[glass breaking]
1023
01:01:54,430 --> 01:01:55,450
[cinematic music]
1024
01:01:55,492 --> 01:01:58,117
Take a look outside to see what's going on!
1025
01:01:58,422 --> 01:02:03,304
[cinematic music]
1026
01:02:03,432 --> 01:02:04,849
Taraneh hit back!
1027
01:02:04,891 --> 01:02:07,318
She sent the heavy mob to kill me.
1028
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:09,097
They were ruthless in their decision.
1029
01:02:09,139 --> 01:02:12,312
Where's Dr. Bam?
1030
01:02:13,223 --> 01:02:14,368
Where's Dr. Bam?
1031
01:02:14,424 --> 01:02:16,605
He's in his room.
1032
01:02:17,601 --> 01:02:23,296
[cinematic music, glass breaking]]
1033
01:02:24,359 --> 01:02:26,934
The same people who
would do anything for money.
1034
01:02:26,976 --> 01:02:30,124
Sometimes do the same things without it.
1035
01:02:30,258 --> 01:02:33,093
That savage was madly in love with Taraneh.
1036
01:02:33,138 --> 01:02:38,984
Parviz, kill him!
1037
01:02:39,039 --> 01:02:47,039
[tense music]
1038
01:03:03,758 --> 01:03:06,804
[kicking on the door]
1039
01:03:06,851 --> 01:03:08,546
[thud]
1040
01:03:11,873 --> 01:03:18,660
[tense music]
1041
01:03:19,395 --> 01:03:20,087
[crying for help]
1042
01:03:20,129 --> 01:03:24,370
I made a mistake! I'll
get inside from here.
1043
01:03:24,412 --> 01:03:25,723
I swear I'll get in.
1044
01:03:25,801 --> 01:03:29,277
[shouting]
1045
01:03:29,611 --> 01:03:32,387
Come inside, don't be afraid!
1046
01:03:32,471 --> 01:03:34,038
- We have a word with you!
- How are you, Saeid?
1047
01:03:34,126 --> 01:03:36,051
-You're Mohsen's son, aren't you? -No.
1048
01:03:36,121 --> 01:03:40,472
[window breaking, tense music]
1049
01:03:41,418 --> 01:03:42,916
[thud]
1050
01:03:42,958 --> 01:03:44,309
Ohh!!
1051
01:03:45,207 --> 01:03:47,359
Look what that trickster did to my nose.
1052
01:03:47,401 --> 01:03:50,938
You've made a mess here,
let me tell you what he...
1053
01:03:50,980 --> 01:03:54,268
[punching, tense music]
1054
01:03:58,270 --> 01:04:00,288
- Look, bro. Just a sec.
- Beat the hell out of him.
1055
01:04:00,363 --> 01:04:06,378
Wait a moment. Do whatever you
want, but keep your temper for a moment.
1056
01:04:07,026 --> 01:04:08,916
'Humans are the limbs of one body'.
1057
01:04:08,958 --> 01:04:11,289
- Damn you.
- Shut up, psycho! Look at my nose!
1058
01:04:11,331 --> 01:04:12,331
I'm explaining.
1059
01:04:12,558 --> 01:04:15,018
[screaming]
1060
01:04:15,253 --> 01:04:16,565
[door closing]
1061
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:19,600
[door closing]
1062
01:04:19,660 --> 01:04:27,660
[tense music]
1063
01:04:32,613 --> 01:04:33,675
[gasping]
1064
01:04:39,558 --> 01:04:47,558
[tense music]
1065
01:05:18,558 --> 01:05:19,750
[heartbeat stops]
1066
01:05:19,792 --> 01:05:21,022
I died.
1067
01:05:21,316 --> 01:05:23,376
This time I really died.
1068
01:05:23,543 --> 01:05:25,360
Cardiac arrest.
1069
01:05:25,402 --> 01:05:27,362
[cat noise]
1070
01:05:30,059 --> 01:05:31,386
You see?
1071
01:05:32,566 --> 01:05:35,120
In the end, you came to me.
1072
01:05:36,529 --> 01:05:39,443
I told you I'd wash your body.
1073
01:05:40,168 --> 01:05:42,333
I'm going to wash you.
1074
01:05:48,245 --> 01:05:49,245
[claps]
1075
01:05:52,942 --> 01:05:55,237
'In your dreams!' you told me.
1076
01:05:56,822 --> 01:05:58,675
Turn on the tap.
1077
01:05:58,856 --> 01:05:59,917
Cold water.
1078
01:06:00,050 --> 01:06:02,820
[eating]
1079
01:06:06,532 --> 01:06:11,299
[funeral poets, crying]
1080
01:06:11,341 --> 01:06:17,366
Heaven is beneath all mothers' feet.
1081
01:06:17,408 --> 01:06:19,383
Mothers?!
1082
01:06:19,586 --> 01:06:21,342
[crying]
1083
01:06:21,384 --> 01:06:23,383
The deceased is a man, not a woman.
1084
01:06:24,322 --> 01:06:25,613
Jahan!
1085
01:06:25,655 --> 01:06:33,427
Heaven is beneath
all fathers' feet. [crying]
1086
01:06:34,359 --> 01:06:38,489
Stop singing, take it and clear off!
1087
01:06:39,067 --> 01:06:42,424
I love you, my tall man.
1088
01:06:42,466 --> 01:06:44,598
[crying]
1089
01:06:44,677 --> 01:06:45,745
[singing]
1090
01:06:45,787 --> 01:06:46,990
Cold water!
1091
01:06:47,076 --> 01:06:47,796
[singing]
1092
01:07:01,685 --> 01:07:02,565
[screaming]
1093
01:07:15,006 --> 01:07:22,598
[cinematic music]
1094
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:26,029
Excuse me, where's the exit door?
1095
01:07:26,777 --> 01:07:29,943
At the end of the corridor, on the right.
1096
01:07:31,825 --> 01:07:34,622
He looked familiar.
1097
01:07:35,162 --> 01:07:36,162
Oh.
1098
01:07:40,389 --> 01:07:43,224
[screaming]
1099
01:07:45,685 --> 01:07:46,565
[screaming]
1100
01:07:58,994 --> 01:08:01,838
Oh God!!
1101
01:08:01,917 --> 01:08:09,917
[cinematic music]
1102
01:08:31,018 --> 01:08:37,619
[screaming]
1103
01:08:42,842 --> 01:08:46,235
There was a heavy
toll. 31 dead and injured.
1104
01:08:46,277 --> 01:08:48,430
One of the ambulance drivers
said something interesting.
1105
01:08:48,472 --> 01:08:50,180
Has a war broken out?
1106
01:08:50,237 --> 01:08:58,237
[ambulance siren]
1107
01:09:08,427 --> 01:09:15,260
'You washed dead bodies all your
life. You saw how mortuary workers are.
1108
01:09:16,044 --> 01:09:17,610
'In your dreams'
1109
01:09:17,652 --> 01:09:20,860
They say some genes are passed
down from the mother to the child.
1110
01:09:20,902 --> 01:09:24,151
I'm sure I inherited this ability to die
and come back to life from my mother.
1111
01:09:25,174 --> 01:09:28,821
My dear wife is gone.
1112
01:09:28,863 --> 01:09:31,040
[roar of cryings]
1113
01:09:31,082 --> 01:09:33,432
She's gone!
1114
01:09:33,487 --> 01:09:34,127
[crying]
1115
01:09:41,067 --> 01:09:43,533
-Come closer. -What is it, my son?
1116
01:09:43,745 --> 01:09:47,424
Now that Mom is gone, are
you going to marry Manizheh?
1117
01:09:48,243 --> 01:09:50,769
I don't think about any
woman except your mother.
1118
01:09:50,811 --> 01:09:51,798
-Really? -Yes.
1119
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:53,917
But I saw you winking at her.
1120
01:09:56,566 --> 01:09:58,523
Shut up. Go!
1121
01:10:02,807 --> 01:10:03,807
[thud]
1122
01:10:06,808 --> 01:10:09,916
The dead is back to life!
The dead is back to life!
1123
01:10:11,995 --> 01:10:13,838
Why is she alive?
1124
01:10:16,572 --> 01:10:18,048
My mom came back to life.
1125
01:10:18,816 --> 01:10:21,495
Three months later, on
a cold winter's morning,
1126
01:10:21,537 --> 01:10:24,216
she had a stroke and
died for the second time.
1127
01:10:24,828 --> 01:10:26,377
God rest your dead.
1128
01:10:26,419 --> 01:10:28,884
Move in the direction I tell you.
1129
01:10:28,926 --> 01:10:30,791
Keep straight ahead, then turn left.
1130
01:10:30,833 --> 01:10:33,603
You're almost there.
1131
01:10:33,645 --> 01:10:36,422
Now turn left.
1132
01:10:36,464 --> 01:10:38,222
[thud]
1133
01:10:42,947 --> 01:10:46,003
The dead is back to life!
The dead is back to life!
1134
01:10:46,489 --> 01:10:52,237
You clumsy stupid, would you knock
into the damn post if it was your wife?
1135
01:10:52,350 --> 01:10:54,509
Why don't you turn left?
1136
01:10:54,551 --> 01:10:59,236
Why do you every time
bump into this damn thing,
1137
01:10:59,278 --> 01:11:01,750
But not me or that thing or this one?
1138
01:11:01,792 --> 01:11:03,572
Why do you bump into this only?!
1139
01:11:03,614 --> 01:11:05,807
Why do you bump into...
1140
01:11:06,312 --> 01:11:08,295
God!!
1141
01:11:11,089 --> 01:11:13,994
[saw noises]
1142
01:11:14,036 --> 01:11:16,791
My dad cut the wooden post stealthily.
1143
01:11:16,833 --> 01:11:20,370
So that if my mother died for the
third time, the coffin wouldn't hit it.
1144
01:11:23,175 --> 01:11:27,689
If I don't cut you, I'm not Ardeshir.
1145
01:11:27,932 --> 01:11:32,534
But my mother didn't die until my
dad went to his long rest before her.
1146
01:11:32,885 --> 01:11:34,985
That year again was the year of the cat.
1147
01:11:35,066 --> 01:11:43,066
[cinematic music]
1148
01:11:48,593 --> 01:11:52,276
Come on, man! I'm family.
1149
01:11:52,495 --> 01:11:55,369
I'm tired out. No car passes.
1150
01:11:55,411 --> 01:11:57,041
Where's everybody?
1151
01:11:58,754 --> 01:12:00,657
Why did he run away? [car door closing]
1152
01:12:00,699 --> 01:12:01,958
What's new?
1153
01:12:02,121 --> 01:12:06,526
[roar of groaning]
1154
01:12:06,813 --> 01:12:08,862
Are you all right, Auntie Maryam?
1155
01:12:10,316 --> 01:12:12,323
Uncle!
1156
01:12:12,394 --> 01:12:13,875
[groaning]
1157
01:12:13,917 --> 01:12:15,222
Uncle's wife!
1158
01:12:15,285 --> 01:12:17,417
[groaning]
1159
01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:21,860
-Where's my mom? -ICU!
1160
01:12:21,902 --> 01:12:23,550
[gasp]
1161
01:12:26,062 --> 01:12:30,017
-Where's my elder uncle? -In the morgue.
1162
01:12:30,059 --> 01:12:36,706
[roar of crying]
1163
01:12:37,052 --> 01:12:40,304
You're such a sinister soul, Jahangir!
1164
01:12:42,974 --> 01:12:45,307
Bahram died so suddenly.
1165
01:12:45,349 --> 01:12:46,497
Oh, no.
1166
01:12:46,539 --> 01:12:49,033
The poor man's lifeless
body was like this...
1167
01:12:49,075 --> 01:12:50,990
Oh, how sad!
1168
01:12:52,463 --> 01:12:54,578
Thank God you three weren't scared.
1169
01:12:55,190 --> 01:12:56,448
We?
1170
01:12:56,948 --> 01:13:00,542
I swear we're scared to death... sorry.
1171
01:13:01,078 --> 01:13:03,865
He's right. We just try to be natural.
1172
01:13:04,113 --> 01:13:05,021
Really?
1173
01:13:06,081 --> 01:13:07,806
Here! My wife's cousins!
1174
01:13:07,848 --> 01:13:11,308
Call Misha and tell her we're
together. The poor girl must be worried.
1175
01:13:12,757 --> 01:13:14,237
Okay!
1176
01:13:17,613 --> 01:13:20,086
[bus horn honking, screaming]
1177
01:13:20,128 --> 01:13:23,175
[crashing]
1178
01:13:30,469 --> 01:13:32,029
I'm sorry.
1179
01:13:32,139 --> 01:13:35,638
[whispring]
1180
01:13:35,795 --> 01:13:37,538
What?!
1181
01:13:40,626 --> 01:13:43,634
Excuse me, where are the
newly arrived accident victims?
1182
01:13:43,676 --> 01:13:46,213
-The BMW and truck accident? -Yes.
1183
01:13:46,394 --> 01:13:47,847
In the morgue.
1184
01:13:47,889 --> 01:13:49,737
-The three of them? -Yes.
1185
01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:51,510
Oh! No... Jahan!!
1186
01:13:52,293 --> 01:13:53,172
[crying]
1187
01:13:53,214 --> 01:13:54,605
Oh!
1188
01:13:55,793 --> 01:13:57,769
No... Jahan!!
1189
01:13:57,886 --> 01:14:03,980
[cinematic music]
1190
01:14:06,620 --> 01:14:09,614
Oh, Jahan!
1191
01:14:09,675 --> 01:14:10,315
[crying]
1192
01:14:18,777 --> 01:14:19,497
[snoring]
1193
01:14:28,613 --> 01:14:30,149
Who is it? What is it?
1194
01:14:30,386 --> 01:14:34,894
[screaming]
1195
01:14:37,112 --> 01:14:38,884
Oh, Jahan!
1196
01:14:40,221 --> 01:14:42,315
Didn't you have an accident?
1197
01:14:42,537 --> 01:14:46,556
The bit♪h said the three men were dead.
1198
01:14:46,598 --> 01:14:48,447
The bitch talked garbage.
1199
01:14:48,489 --> 01:14:49,908
Oh, thank God!
1200
01:14:49,950 --> 01:14:52,816
My blood pressure dropped. I
drank a fruit juice and I felt fine.
1201
01:14:52,858 --> 01:14:56,237
-Oh, thank God! -Yeah, thank God!
1202
01:14:56,279 --> 01:14:58,949
[crying]
1203
01:14:58,991 --> 01:15:00,940
Where are Shahbaz and Behrouz?
1204
01:15:00,982 --> 01:15:02,750
They both died.
1205
01:15:03,458 --> 01:15:04,909
-It was a horrible death. -Oh, my.
1206
01:15:04,951 --> 01:15:07,159
Shahbaz's leg was found
on the other side of the road.
1207
01:15:07,326 --> 01:15:09,709
-God... -The nurse was right.
1208
01:15:09,751 --> 01:15:12,677
There were three of them,
the truck driver included.
1209
01:15:14,101 --> 01:15:15,761
Don't cry!
1210
01:15:17,122 --> 01:15:18,497
Death is inevitable.
1211
01:15:19,977 --> 01:15:21,913
-Pull over. -Why?
1212
01:15:21,955 --> 01:15:23,081
I've got some stuff to do.
1213
01:15:23,176 --> 01:15:25,896
-What stuff? -Stop the car!
1214
01:15:26,021 --> 01:15:28,972
-Where do you want to go? -Hunting.
1215
01:15:29,014 --> 01:15:30,389
What do you mean?
1216
01:15:30,935 --> 01:15:32,607
I'll take a pee in a flash.
1217
01:15:34,612 --> 01:15:36,202
Aha, hunting!
1218
01:15:36,618 --> 01:15:38,350
Let's go, Behrouz.
1219
01:15:38,651 --> 01:15:41,489
We should be thankful we're still alive.
1220
01:15:41,874 --> 01:15:43,742
He'll get us killed if he comes back.
1221
01:15:43,784 --> 01:15:46,474
He killed 60 percent of our relatives.
1222
01:15:46,741 --> 01:15:48,863
-Shall I move off? -Yeah, quick!
1223
01:15:49,068 --> 01:15:52,669
[roar of engine]
1224
01:15:53,488 --> 01:15:55,324
- Isn't he following us?
- No, just push the pedal to the metal.
1225
01:15:55,366 --> 01:15:59,864
[truck horn honking, screaming]
1226
01:16:07,935 --> 01:16:15,935
[cinematic music]
1227
01:16:25,507 --> 01:16:27,054
She finally died.
1228
01:16:30,243 --> 01:16:32,730
My condolences, God res...
1229
01:16:32,772 --> 01:16:35,756
What the hell is wrong
with you, wild people?!
1230
01:16:35,841 --> 01:16:42,614
[roar of chatter]
1231
01:16:45,143 --> 01:16:47,005
You sinister!
1232
01:16:49,068 --> 01:16:52,154
A FEW WEEKS LATER.
1233
01:17:01,456 --> 01:17:04,285
-Who did you wink at? -Pardon?
1234
01:17:04,327 --> 01:17:07,436
-Who did you wink at? -At the cat.
1235
01:17:09,732 --> 01:17:11,067
There's no cat.
1236
01:17:11,142 --> 01:17:12,669
On the chair.
1237
01:17:15,097 --> 01:17:18,630
Do you use meth? You're
hallucinating. There's nothing there.
1238
01:17:20,091 --> 01:17:21,211
[cat groaning]
1239
01:17:21,498 --> 01:17:22,669
[laughs]
1240
01:17:22,740 --> 01:17:24,018
You see what my wife says?!
1241
01:17:24,060 --> 01:17:27,698
[mobile ringing]
1242
01:17:27,740 --> 01:17:29,439
Who is it?
1243
01:17:30,548 --> 01:17:31,591
Hello?
1244
01:17:32,710 --> 01:17:33,661
Yes...
1245
01:17:34,815 --> 01:17:35,888
What?!
1246
01:17:37,424 --> 01:17:38,747
Television host?
1247
01:17:39,508 --> 01:17:42,081
No, I don't know you. Bye.
1248
01:17:42,123 --> 01:17:45,549
[bike noises]
1249
01:17:45,591 --> 01:17:52,622
[notification sound]
1250
01:17:53,153 --> 01:17:53,985
Yes?
1251
01:17:54,115 --> 01:17:56,450
-Hi, buddy! -Hi!
1252
01:17:56,513 --> 01:17:58,842
Now you're sure I'm Reza Rashidpour.
1253
01:17:58,884 --> 01:18:00,990
No! I don't know you.
1254
01:18:01,032 --> 01:18:03,643
Aha! You don't know who I am.
1255
01:18:03,685 --> 01:18:07,069
That's Reza! That's really Reza!
1256
01:18:07,111 --> 01:18:08,607
What do you mean?!
1257
01:18:11,044 --> 01:18:15,090
-Oh, hi Mr. Rashidpour! -What?!
1258
01:18:15,132 --> 01:18:18,060
He was a popular actor and
many people enjoyed his talk shows.
1259
01:18:18,374 --> 01:18:21,214
He invited me to his talkshow 'cause
I'd escaped death several times...
1260
01:18:21,256 --> 01:18:24,583
And had died once, but was still alive.
1261
01:18:24,771 --> 01:18:32,771
[cinematic music]
1262
01:18:59,818 --> 01:19:00,818
[lights on]
1263
01:19:01,508 --> 01:19:03,911
Misha, you can't imagine
how beautiful is this place.
1264
01:19:04,008 --> 01:19:05,777
It's got a TV as big as hour entire house.
1265
01:19:05,819 --> 01:19:08,117
Hang up, Jahangir!
You'll be on air in a minute.
1266
01:19:08,159 --> 01:19:09,939
Be ready, everyone!
1267
01:19:09,981 --> 01:19:12,399
Just a sec... Look, I'm on air!
1268
01:19:12,476 --> 01:19:13,722
On air?!
1269
01:19:16,364 --> 01:19:17,597
Aha, got it!
1270
01:19:17,912 --> 01:19:18,918
Tell them he's on air!
1271
01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:20,919
He's on air!
1272
01:19:25,710 --> 01:19:27,252
He looks terrified!
1273
01:19:27,698 --> 01:19:29,906
Do you think I'm scared?
1274
01:19:29,974 --> 01:19:30,890
Huh.
1275
01:19:30,932 --> 01:19:33,669
Of course you are! You're trembling.
1276
01:19:34,048 --> 01:19:37,124
You won't win! I've beaten
many, all bigger than you!
1277
01:19:37,281 --> 01:19:40,411
Three, two, one, on air!
1278
01:19:41,607 --> 01:19:45,771
Good evening, ladies and
gentlemen! Welcome to my show!
1279
01:19:46,093 --> 01:19:53,591
I have a very special guest
today; a man who doesn't die!
1280
01:19:54,041 --> 01:19:55,113
He takes lives!
1281
01:19:55,155 --> 01:19:59,521
He always throws the people
around him into the mouth of death!
1282
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:04,072
His last story happened in the morgue.
1283
01:20:04,114 --> 01:20:06,959
Where he suddenly came
back to life after his death.
1284
01:20:07,122 --> 01:20:10,926
I'd rather cut a long story short,
and invite you to our conversation.
1285
01:20:10,968 --> 01:20:16,334
Ladies and gentlemen, here
we go! This is Jahangir Ghaznavi!
1286
01:20:16,404 --> 01:20:17,204
[clapping]
1287
01:20:28,988 --> 01:20:32,888
-In the name of God, who gives... -Life!
1288
01:20:32,930 --> 01:20:34,982
-Life? -Life!
1289
01:20:35,363 --> 01:20:37,387
Yeah, well said!
1290
01:20:37,429 --> 01:20:38,748
He's nervous!
1291
01:20:38,886 --> 01:20:41,927
God, Hakim... Ferdow...
1292
01:20:42,021 --> 01:20:46,174
- God, the Creator of...
- The Creator of speech, right!
1293
01:20:46,287 --> 01:20:47,145
Yes.
1294
01:20:47,187 --> 01:20:55,187
I'd like to say hello to you and the
crew who make TV programs here.
1295
01:20:57,632 --> 01:21:01,270
Our people are in difficulty.
1296
01:21:01,386 --> 01:21:05,434
Let me say hello to my dear wife.
1297
01:21:05,476 --> 01:21:09,348
I'd like to say hello to Leyla
and Reza the mechanic...
1298
01:21:09,390 --> 01:21:13,348
Thank you. It was a
warm and cordial greeting.
1299
01:21:13,390 --> 01:21:14,969
You must have got a little nervous.
1300
01:21:15,011 --> 01:21:21,060
Mr Ghaznavi, you suddenly became alive when
they were bathing your body in the morgue.
1301
01:21:21,235 --> 01:21:23,076
That's my starting point.
1302
01:21:23,151 --> 01:21:27,607
What were you feeling at that
very moment? Describe your feeling.
1303
01:21:28,958 --> 01:21:33,629
Well, I don't know how to say
it. Well... I felt... how can I say...
1304
01:21:33,671 --> 01:21:34,685
I shitted!
1305
01:21:34,740 --> 01:21:35,380
[laughs]
1306
01:21:41,835 --> 01:21:43,660
Was it impolite of me to say that?
1307
01:21:44,842 --> 01:21:46,089
[advertisement beep]
1308
01:21:46,131 --> 01:21:48,559
♪ Beat the joyful drum, ♪ ♪
Strike it victoriously and bravely! ♪
1309
01:21:48,601 --> 01:21:50,017
What happened?
1310
01:21:50,424 --> 01:21:52,185
Is it a live show? [roar of laughter]
1311
01:21:54,191 --> 01:21:56,247
Why are you laughing, Reza?
1312
01:21:56,791 --> 01:21:58,809
Why did you use that impolite word?
1313
01:21:58,851 --> 01:22:04,379
I got nervous. I didn't
know it was a live broadcast.
1314
01:22:04,421 --> 01:22:06,529
Where did you find people like him?!
1315
01:22:06,825 --> 01:22:08,951
- What's that? - A cigarette, you want one?
1316
01:22:09,001 --> 01:22:11,426
Do you think this is a tea house?!
1317
01:22:11,468 --> 01:22:14,723
Don't get mad. Let's
go on air! I'll fix it.
1318
01:22:14,765 --> 01:22:18,348
Come on! At least don't laugh!
1319
01:22:18,390 --> 01:22:21,215
Why do you treat you guest like this?
1320
01:22:21,257 --> 01:22:23,176
I don't need your show.
1321
01:22:23,218 --> 01:22:25,918
We were on air and you used a swear word.
1322
01:22:25,960 --> 01:22:27,999
I admit it, it was impolite.
1323
01:22:28,077 --> 01:22:31,122
Just answer my questions.
1324
01:22:31,675 --> 01:22:32,747
Cheers!
1325
01:22:32,818 --> 01:22:35,474
[laughs]
1326
01:22:37,023 --> 01:22:38,879
-Did I lose face? -All of us!
1327
01:22:38,921 --> 01:22:42,244
- We'll be banned from working?
- Not yet, but be careful.
1328
01:22:42,286 --> 01:22:46,076
-That light glares down on me. -Spotlight.
1329
01:22:46,382 --> 01:22:48,918
- Anyway, that thing...
- Guys, that spotlight...
1330
01:22:48,960 --> 01:22:52,059
Ouch!! [thud]
1331
01:22:53,052 --> 01:22:54,549
God have mercy on him!
1332
01:22:54,591 --> 01:22:58,158
Don't let this one die. Especially on air!
1333
01:22:58,200 --> 01:23:01,348
[tense music]
1334
01:23:01,489 --> 01:23:05,332
[advertisement playing]
1335
01:23:05,783 --> 01:23:07,762
Reza might be dead, no?
1336
01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:10,176
Watch your tongue!
1337
01:23:10,218 --> 01:23:12,223
-That was a silly thing to say. -Okay.
1338
01:23:13,468 --> 01:23:15,008
It just started!
1339
01:23:16,036 --> 01:23:20,581
[roar of laughter]
1340
01:23:20,623 --> 01:23:23,590
Ladies and gentlemen, I do apologize.
1341
01:23:24,897 --> 01:23:28,502
I have a thirty-year record in this job.
1342
01:23:28,544 --> 01:23:32,394
This was the strangest thing
ever happened in a live broadcast.
1343
01:23:32,436 --> 01:23:37,262
I think everyone should be
afraid of Jahangir Ghaznavi.
1344
01:23:40,403 --> 01:23:42,738
Reza isn't funny at all!
1345
01:23:46,731 --> 01:23:48,762
[laughs]
1346
01:23:48,852 --> 01:23:51,387
The show was over and
fortunately no one died.
1347
01:23:51,429 --> 01:23:53,694
Reza's show brought me great fame.
1348
01:23:53,736 --> 01:23:55,409
Everyone wanted to take selfies with me.
1349
01:23:55,555 --> 01:23:58,190
Jagangir! Jahangir!
1350
01:23:58,232 --> 01:23:59,613
I love you, man!
1351
01:23:59,660 --> 01:24:00,658
How are you?
1352
01:24:00,700 --> 01:24:02,464
How are you, Jahangir!
1353
01:24:02,536 --> 01:24:05,939
[roar of chatter]
1354
01:24:05,981 --> 01:24:13,113
[cinematic music]
1355
01:24:15,264 --> 01:24:17,081
Me and the never-dying man!
1356
01:24:17,123 --> 01:24:20,354
My pics went viral. The
number of my fans went up.
1357
01:24:20,637 --> 01:24:22,406
But Misha didn't want to accept that...
1358
01:24:22,448 --> 01:24:25,887
My childhood dream came true,
and I was finally a famous man.
1359
01:24:26,198 --> 01:24:28,031
This is the life.
1360
01:24:28,073 --> 01:24:33,159
[changing TV channel]
1361
01:24:33,249 --> 01:24:36,828
Tonight, I'm going to talk about a
weird man, who is extremely vicious.
1362
01:24:36,870 --> 01:24:43,495
An Iranian guy whose name is
Jahangir Ghaznavi has taken many lives...
1363
01:24:43,549 --> 01:24:45,772
But who is this Jahangir Ghaznavi?
1364
01:24:45,814 --> 01:24:48,028
-That's me! -A lucky tall man.
1365
01:24:48,070 --> 01:24:49,232
Misha!
1366
01:24:50,062 --> 01:24:51,104
Misha!
1367
01:24:51,146 --> 01:24:52,312
Misha!
1368
01:24:52,454 --> 01:24:54,141
[screaming]
1369
01:24:54,183 --> 01:24:55,603
-It's me. -Get up!
1370
01:24:55,645 --> 01:24:58,454
They're showing me on
TV. I'm on the CNN channel!
1371
01:24:58,496 --> 01:24:59,447
What did you say?
1372
01:24:59,489 --> 01:25:02,993
I'm famous. The entire world knows me.
1373
01:25:03,035 --> 01:25:05,618
You're jealous of my fame. Come
and see! The CNN showing me.
1374
01:25:05,660 --> 01:25:08,878
-Get up! Come here! -Jahan!
1375
01:25:08,935 --> 01:25:12,378
Oh! Jahan! I have a headache.
1376
01:25:12,439 --> 01:25:16,079
I'll go crazy if I see
you're just teasing me.
1377
01:25:16,121 --> 01:25:17,800
Don't come!
1378
01:25:17,888 --> 01:25:20,614
The lamb uses his horn
to push the others away...
1379
01:25:20,669 --> 01:25:22,716
-Charging straight at it! -Oh.
1380
01:25:23,430 --> 01:25:25,010
How famous you are!
1381
01:25:25,052 --> 01:25:26,105
[sheep noises]
1382
01:25:26,147 --> 01:25:29,145
You had dinner an hour ago.
Why are you eating grass?
1383
01:25:32,438 --> 01:25:37,145
I swear on your Indian father's grave,
and on your Iranian mother's grave.
1384
01:25:37,662 --> 01:25:39,456
I was on the TV screen.
1385
01:25:40,302 --> 01:25:41,113
Hmm...
1386
01:25:41,155 --> 01:25:45,778
I believe you. You're still on the screen.
1387
01:25:45,875 --> 01:25:47,505
No, that's a sheep.
1388
01:25:48,576 --> 01:25:50,699
If you're still hungry...
1389
01:25:50,741 --> 01:25:53,538
There are some unwanted rotten
vegetables in the garbage can.
1390
01:25:57,198 --> 01:25:58,833
There's a conspiracy against me.
1391
01:26:00,659 --> 01:26:02,711
A terrible conspiracy is at play.
1392
01:26:03,509 --> 01:26:08,416
They know I'm achieving worldwide fame.
1393
01:26:08,458 --> 01:26:11,338
That's why they censored the
news and showed the sheep.
1394
01:26:11,380 --> 01:26:13,377
I know! A terrible conspiracy is at play.
1395
01:26:13,419 --> 01:26:17,700
A terrible conspiracy is at play. [banging]
1396
01:26:17,779 --> 01:26:21,574
I swear they were showing
me and not the sheep.
1397
01:26:22,176 --> 01:26:24,119
What's the CNN's contact number?
1398
01:26:25,707 --> 01:26:29,010
The wedding gown I
designed is the first of its kind.
1399
01:26:29,052 --> 01:26:30,503
I worked hard to make it.
1400
01:26:30,545 --> 01:26:33,095
Let me show you. Are you ready?
1401
01:26:34,831 --> 01:26:39,164
One... two... three!
1402
01:26:39,240 --> 01:26:44,277
[music playing, cheering]
1403
01:26:44,319 --> 01:26:45,996
It's really pretty!
1404
01:26:46,201 --> 01:26:47,746
[electrocution]
1405
01:26:47,788 --> 01:26:49,699
It short-circuited. Take it off!
1406
01:26:49,741 --> 01:26:51,464
Take it off! [screaming, music playing]
1407
01:26:51,506 --> 01:26:53,866
- What should she take off?
- Don't take it off!
1408
01:26:53,908 --> 01:26:56,268
Don't take it off!
1409
01:26:56,872 --> 01:26:59,950
[crying, radio playing]
1410
01:27:01,514 --> 01:27:08,169
I put a lot of effort into it!
1411
01:27:09,363 --> 01:27:11,981
Don't be upset, honey.
Don't be sad, sweetheart.
1412
01:27:12,435 --> 01:27:14,520
Accidents happen.
1413
01:27:15,566 --> 01:27:21,403
I congratulate you for being brave and
taking the risk of designing this dress.
1414
01:27:21,784 --> 01:27:26,604
However, that's not
enough to shoot to fame.
1415
01:27:26,691 --> 01:27:29,136
You've got to go through difficult stages.
1416
01:27:29,855 --> 01:27:34,914
That's what I'm doing to win fame.
1417
01:27:34,956 --> 01:27:36,953
-Shut up! -Why not.
1418
01:27:37,321 --> 01:27:39,222
That's Reza! [mobile ringing, laughs]
1419
01:27:39,814 --> 01:27:42,113
I'm famous. What can be done about it?!
1420
01:27:42,225 --> 01:27:45,022
You'll also become famous and
well-known people will call you.
1421
01:27:45,422 --> 01:27:47,046
I mean it. Yes?
1422
01:27:47,847 --> 01:27:49,241
Yes...
1423
01:27:49,574 --> 01:27:50,781
Yes...
1424
01:27:51,105 --> 01:27:52,635
Yes... [radio off]
1425
01:27:52,921 --> 01:27:54,956
- No, Reza.
- Put him on speaker. I want to hear it.
1426
01:27:55,080 --> 01:27:57,954
- Yes...
- Put him on speaker. I want to hear it.
1427
01:27:58,050 --> 01:28:00,417
Yes... Hold on a moment, please.
1428
01:28:00,855 --> 01:28:04,430
I won't want to take your
time. Just listen carefully.
1429
01:28:04,472 --> 01:28:05,733
Reza said one of his friends hosted a show
1430
01:28:05,775 --> 01:28:07,035
about the world's
extraordinary creatures...
1431
01:28:07,077 --> 01:28:09,367
Broadcast on one of Italy's TV channels.
1432
01:28:09,409 --> 01:28:12,696
For example, the last episode was
about a camel with the ability to laugh.
1433
01:28:12,738 --> 01:28:14,135
Imagine the camel's lips!
1434
01:28:14,177 --> 01:28:15,899
He'd seen me on Reza's talk show...
1435
01:28:15,941 --> 01:28:19,102
And invited me to go to Italy to
appear on his show as a guest.
1436
01:28:19,144 --> 01:28:21,478
[shouting]
1437
01:28:21,520 --> 01:28:22,574
That was awesome!
1438
01:28:25,746 --> 01:28:28,845
[singing]
1439
01:28:28,887 --> 01:28:33,792
Although lizards are skilled swimmers,
they cannot cross vast oceans.
1440
01:28:38,330 --> 01:28:39,818
What a generous wife!
1441
01:28:41,040 --> 01:28:43,970
She makes me clothes with
useless misshapen pieces of fabric.
1442
01:28:44,808 --> 01:28:46,240
-Jahan! -Yes?
1443
01:28:46,282 --> 01:28:47,635
Look at this. [TV noises]
1444
01:28:47,677 --> 01:28:48,727
What's that?
1445
01:28:48,769 --> 01:28:51,158
Isn't this one better than
that purple décolleté dress?
1446
01:28:51,549 --> 01:28:54,681
None of them. We're not going
to a wedding. We're going abroad.
1447
01:28:55,321 --> 01:28:57,884
I made the mistake of
asking for your opinion.
1448
01:28:58,025 --> 01:28:59,860
Fold it and put it in the
suitcase. [TV noises]
1449
01:28:59,902 --> 01:29:02,899
Okay. Folded, now in the suitcase.
1450
01:29:02,941 --> 01:29:07,574
Our good artist, our host.
1451
01:29:07,616 --> 01:29:09,544
-Put this too! -Mr Reza Rashidpour.
1452
01:29:09,638 --> 01:29:12,941
Passed away due to brain trauma.
1453
01:29:12,983 --> 01:29:15,474
Jahan, you're sitting
in a funny position.
1454
01:29:15,516 --> 01:29:17,026
God rest his soul...
1455
01:29:17,068 --> 01:29:23,356
♪ Goodbye, love story... ♪
1456
01:29:23,398 --> 01:29:25,260
Did he die, too?
1457
01:29:26,923 --> 01:29:33,418
♪ Goodbye, light blue love... ♪
1458
01:29:33,701 --> 01:29:36,677
[crying]
1459
01:29:36,845 --> 01:29:44,490
♪ Goodbye, perfume of the night poems ♪
1460
01:29:44,629 --> 01:29:46,747
I was overcome with
grief over Reza's death.
1461
01:29:46,819 --> 01:29:49,607
He sent us our plain
tickets just a few hours ago.
1462
01:29:49,692 --> 01:29:51,396
May he rest in peace.
1463
01:29:51,850 --> 01:29:53,765
Do you like dates?
1464
01:29:54,223 --> 01:29:55,419
Be careful not to burst!
1465
01:29:55,816 --> 01:29:58,013
Quiet! Sinister devil
with never-ending life!
1466
01:30:00,294 --> 01:30:02,810
It's none of your business, kid!
1467
01:30:04,189 --> 01:30:06,065
Your mother has failed to
teach you good manners.
1468
01:30:06,748 --> 01:30:08,262
Your father faild too.
1469
01:30:08,304 --> 01:30:11,046
Artists are like candles.
1470
01:30:11,088 --> 01:30:14,310
They burn to nourish our spirits.
1471
01:30:14,599 --> 01:30:17,013
He is here! [everyone gasps]
1472
01:30:17,888 --> 01:30:21,388
[tense music]
1473
01:30:22,849 --> 01:30:24,818
Please. Please...
1474
01:30:25,194 --> 01:30:28,465
-Don't bother, young lady. -Welcome!
1475
01:30:29,302 --> 01:30:35,755
[cinematic music]
1476
01:30:36,146 --> 01:30:38,044
[crying]
1477
01:30:41,676 --> 01:30:44,615
My friends leave me, one after another.
1478
01:30:44,857 --> 01:30:47,319
Death is like a stone and man like glass.
1479
01:31:02,912 --> 01:31:07,513
[cinematic music]
1480
01:31:14,329 --> 01:31:16,580
Behnam! Come on, hurry!
1481
01:31:16,622 --> 01:31:20,918
[roar of chatter, cinematic music]
1482
01:31:20,960 --> 01:31:21,760
[crashing]
1483
01:31:30,036 --> 01:31:33,450
Could you move a little? I
can't pass though. [horn honking]
1484
01:31:39,253 --> 01:31:42,847
- Oh, hello, man! How are you?
- Hi. Fine, thanks.
1485
01:31:42,889 --> 01:31:44,668
-It's very kind of you. -Wow.
1486
01:31:44,805 --> 01:31:46,681
-I love your acting. -Thank you.
1487
01:31:46,723 --> 01:31:48,376
The other guys, too. Let's take a selfie.
1488
01:31:48,418 --> 01:31:52,578
- But I need to move the car.
- No, just one pic. Please!
1489
01:31:52,620 --> 01:31:54,402
-Oh, God! -Just one picture.
1490
01:31:54,444 --> 01:31:57,846
-Don't stick to the car! -Hey!
1491
01:31:59,402 --> 01:32:01,299
Why are you doing this?!
1492
01:32:01,439 --> 01:32:04,210
[cinematic music]
1493
01:32:04,290 --> 01:32:09,899
[airport announcement]
1494
01:32:12,649 --> 01:32:19,313
[cinematic music]
1495
01:32:20,079 --> 01:32:22,693
Excuse me, I'd like to cancel my ticket.
1496
01:32:22,735 --> 01:32:24,546
You'll be fined, no problem?
1497
01:32:24,588 --> 01:32:27,080
No, they want to cancel their tickets, too.
1498
01:32:29,471 --> 01:32:31,276
-Isn't it hard? -What?
1499
01:32:31,346 --> 01:32:33,346
Living with a famous husband.
1500
01:32:33,526 --> 01:32:34,821
No! It isn't.
1501
01:32:34,863 --> 01:32:37,055
-Just a moment, sir! Hello! -Hi.
1502
01:32:37,097 --> 01:32:37,892
-Are you okay? -Yes.
1503
01:32:37,934 --> 01:32:40,071
I'm not afraid of you.
1504
01:32:40,113 --> 01:32:43,145
- I like you very much. You're so special!
- Thank you.
1505
01:32:43,187 --> 01:32:45,407
-Can I take a selfie with you? -A selfie?
1506
01:32:45,594 --> 01:32:47,953
-Yes! -Thanks.
1507
01:32:48,039 --> 01:32:49,609
-Take two pics! -Yes.
1508
01:32:51,493 --> 01:32:54,302
Ma'am, could you step aside?
1509
01:32:54,462 --> 01:32:56,536
-Stand back, let her take a picture. -What?
1510
01:32:56,623 --> 01:32:58,426
Just stand aside.
1511
01:32:59,313 --> 01:33:03,036
Don't get too close to
him! A little distance, good.
1512
01:33:03,672 --> 01:33:05,001
No, not that close!
1513
01:33:05,043 --> 01:33:07,634
I just want a selfie
with him. Did I eat him?!
1514
01:33:07,676 --> 01:33:09,987
Are you a shiteater to eat him?
1515
01:33:10,527 --> 01:33:12,157
What? Huh?!
1516
01:33:12,440 --> 01:33:14,033
Of course not.
1517
01:33:14,080 --> 01:33:15,875
Come on, be quick! Pretty!
1518
01:33:17,769 --> 01:33:19,536
You liked it?
1519
01:33:20,065 --> 01:33:22,237
Wasn't your remark too unanswerable?!
1520
01:33:22,279 --> 01:33:24,281
I had to say that. You saw her.
1521
01:33:24,328 --> 01:33:28,741
When we get to Italy, the girls
shouldn't come too near. Okay?
1522
01:33:28,783 --> 01:33:31,119
-They're all half naked! -All of them?
1523
01:33:31,161 --> 01:33:32,752
-You like that? -No.
1524
01:33:33,657 --> 01:33:37,179
- They're all coquettes, you wretch!
- Come on! What do you mean by that?
1525
01:33:44,347 --> 01:33:45,347
[thud]
1526
01:33:46,895 --> 01:33:49,065
-What's the matter? -He recognized me.
1527
01:33:50,715 --> 01:33:52,665
He got excited and changed his seat.
1528
01:33:54,511 --> 01:33:57,768
You've got to get used to
a famous husband, honey.
1529
01:34:01,114 --> 01:34:03,037
Disgusting!
1530
01:34:07,406 --> 01:34:09,554
He's a black foreigner.
1531
01:34:10,813 --> 01:34:12,846
Where are you from... come?
1532
01:34:17,943 --> 01:34:22,299
[airplane noises]
1533
01:34:22,341 --> 01:34:24,608
- What would you like to have?
- Anything with high percentage of it.
1534
01:34:24,762 --> 01:34:26,274
Pardon?
1535
01:34:27,987 --> 01:34:29,498
Liquid.
1536
01:34:29,593 --> 01:34:30,723
-Drinks. -Yes.
1537
01:34:30,765 --> 01:34:32,717
Tea, coffee, soda, Coca-Cola.
1538
01:34:32,759 --> 01:34:34,229
-Nothing else? -No.
1539
01:34:35,681 --> 01:34:37,827
-Aren't we flying abroad? -Yes.
1540
01:34:38,074 --> 01:34:40,674
People traveling abroad drink alcoholic
beverages and enjoy themselves abroad.
1541
01:34:42,073 --> 01:34:44,203
I'm sorry, we don't have any.
1542
01:34:46,427 --> 01:34:49,401
Then a black cherry juice, please.
1543
01:34:49,507 --> 01:34:51,527
Anything for your wife?
1544
01:34:51,715 --> 01:34:53,588
-Pardon? -Your wife.
1545
01:34:55,054 --> 01:34:57,385
Come on, she's not my wife.
1546
01:35:00,351 --> 01:35:01,854
I'm single.
1547
01:35:02,609 --> 01:35:07,018
She sat next to me 'cause
I'm famous. She bothers me.
1548
01:35:07,245 --> 01:35:09,374
Please tell the security, thank you.
1549
01:35:11,854 --> 01:35:16,885
[airplane noises]
1550
01:35:16,933 --> 01:35:24,933
[loud thud, screaming]
1551
01:35:33,268 --> 01:35:36,429
Ladies and gentlemen, we just
experienced a clear-air turbulence.
1552
01:35:36,471 --> 01:35:41,854
We're ready to land at Rome
International Airport. Have nice trip.
1553
01:35:46,133 --> 01:35:47,679
Where should we go?
1554
01:35:50,129 --> 01:35:52,424
-Why are you walking like a duck? -Come on!
1555
01:35:53,543 --> 01:35:54,973
I'm wearing high-heels.
1556
01:35:55,015 --> 01:35:56,289
What if nobody comes?
1557
01:35:56,546 --> 01:35:59,011
Reza said someone would
come to collect us at the airport.
1558
01:35:59,053 --> 01:36:02,249
I wish your late friend had sent
your photo to the person here.
1559
01:36:02,291 --> 01:36:05,218
They don't need my photo, honey.
1560
01:36:05,260 --> 01:36:08,124
- Everyone knows me. I'm famous.
- Mr. Ghaznavi!
1561
01:36:08,166 --> 01:36:09,347
There he is!
1562
01:36:09,510 --> 01:36:11,520
Hello, I'm Shahrokh,
your interpreter in Italy.
1563
01:36:11,562 --> 01:36:12,218
Hello.
1564
01:36:12,260 --> 01:36:14,851
How are you, Shahrokh?
Do you know me, Shahrokh?
1565
01:36:14,893 --> 01:36:16,924
Yes, of course. Everybody knows you.
1566
01:36:17,105 --> 01:36:18,352
Thank you.
1567
01:36:18,401 --> 01:36:19,876
[airport announcement]
1568
01:36:19,996 --> 01:36:21,199
Where are we going now?
1569
01:36:21,241 --> 01:36:24,239
We're going to see the studio, then
to the hotel. The car is at the entrance.
1570
01:36:24,281 --> 01:36:25,725
-Let's go! -Let's go.
1571
01:36:25,767 --> 01:36:30,611
- Where are the duty-free stores?
- Downstairs.
1572
01:36:30,653 --> 01:36:33,862
Aha, it's important for me to know...
1573
01:36:33,909 --> 01:36:41,909
[music playing]
1574
01:36:54,662 --> 01:37:02,537
[earthquake hits]
1575
01:37:02,748 --> 01:37:10,131
[screaming, loud thuds]
1576
01:37:13,092 --> 01:37:21,092
[tense music]
1577
01:37:32,631 --> 01:37:38,310
[clanking sound]
1578
01:37:40,061 --> 01:37:41,107
Ugh!
1579
01:37:42,274 --> 01:37:43,837
[groaning]
1580
01:37:43,970 --> 01:37:44,970
Oh!
1581
01:37:46,845 --> 01:37:47,845
My!
1582
01:37:48,830 --> 01:37:49,830
Oh!
1583
01:37:50,612 --> 01:37:53,365
Rome! Defenceless city!
1584
01:37:54,390 --> 01:37:55,837
What an odd Island!
1585
01:37:56,388 --> 01:38:00,634
Jahan, you're beginning
to scare me. [bell ringing]
1586
01:38:00,681 --> 01:38:01,820
[bell ringing]
1587
01:38:01,862 --> 01:38:04,595
Don't worry, in your case, I'm harmless.
1588
01:38:04,663 --> 01:38:06,875
I was held responsible
for the earthquake in Italy.
1589
01:38:06,917 --> 01:38:09,308
Rumours spread that it
happened because I was there.
1590
01:38:09,350 --> 01:38:12,164
My photo appeared on the
first page of The New York Times
1591
01:38:12,206 --> 01:38:15,439
The headline read 'This
man kills but is not a murderer'.
1592
01:38:15,589 --> 01:38:17,845
I finally gained international fame.
1593
01:38:17,927 --> 01:38:22,532
Even Brad Pitt posted my photo on
his page and wrote 'Please stop, man!'
1594
01:38:23,112 --> 01:38:30,009
The devastating Rome earthquake plunged
this city into sadness and bewilderment.
1595
01:38:30,062 --> 01:38:34,767
According the report of the Italian
Institute of Geophysics and Seismology...
1596
01:38:34,873 --> 01:38:38,809
Today's earthquake was
the greatest earthquake
1597
01:38:38,851 --> 01:38:42,259
ever to occur in the history of Italy.
1598
01:38:42,449 --> 01:38:45,126
Hamid Massouminezhad, Rome.
1599
01:38:45,190 --> 01:38:50,782
You see? Jahangir destroyed everything
wherever he goes, just like a bulldozer.
1600
01:38:51,015 --> 01:38:52,705
Give it to me. I'll sign it, too.
1601
01:39:02,611 --> 01:39:10,611
[doors closing, cinematic music]
1602
01:39:11,853 --> 01:39:14,017
[door opening]
1603
01:39:19,431 --> 01:39:20,431
[thud]
1604
01:39:22,952 --> 01:39:24,656
What's this?
1605
01:39:25,798 --> 01:39:30,790
[dramatic music]
1606
01:39:31,689 --> 01:39:32,969
[paper rustling]
1607
01:39:38,101 --> 01:39:41,204
The neighbors signed a testimony
that read 'Leave this neighborhood.
1608
01:39:41,354 --> 01:39:43,063
We love our lives.' [paper rustling]
1609
01:39:43,715 --> 01:39:45,355
So heartlessly!
1610
01:39:50,548 --> 01:39:58,548
[dramatic music]
1611
01:40:23,134 --> 01:40:31,134
[dramatic music]
1612
01:40:37,400 --> 01:40:38,520
[door closing]
1613
01:40:43,710 --> 01:40:47,555
After all these years, goodbye,
house of my sweet memories.
1614
01:40:48,002 --> 01:40:56,002
[dramatic music]
1615
01:41:04,837 --> 01:41:07,704
Sometimes it's much better to be unknown.
1616
01:41:07,777 --> 01:41:09,136
You can live at ease.
1617
01:41:09,208 --> 01:41:11,890
You can walk the streets
with your wife hand in hand.
1618
01:41:11,932 --> 01:41:17,095
No one points their finger at you or
laughs at you or makes a fool of you,
1619
01:41:17,275 --> 01:41:20,111
Or is afraid of you or even
wants to take a selfie with you.
1620
01:41:20,283 --> 01:41:23,292
You can easily be like
one of millions of people.
1621
01:41:23,334 --> 01:41:28,853
Who pass by each other
without knowing one another.
1622
01:41:31,180 --> 01:41:32,841
One, two...
1623
01:41:33,845 --> 01:41:35,712
[water splashing, screaming]
1624
01:41:54,034 --> 01:41:55,259
Are you finished?
1625
01:41:55,345 --> 01:41:57,212
With that year of the cat, yes.
1626
01:41:58,175 --> 01:42:00,865
It's my 84th birthday.
1627
01:42:02,220 --> 01:42:04,056
And this year is the year of the cat, too.
1628
01:42:04,098 --> 01:42:06,509
Don't worry. I'm not afraid at all.
1629
01:42:06,710 --> 01:42:08,774
The point is not whether
you're afraid or not, son.
1630
01:42:10,515 --> 01:42:12,548
The point is that this is a warning.
1631
01:42:18,322 --> 01:42:19,814
[cat groaning]
1632
01:42:20,384 --> 01:42:21,384
Pisst!
1633
01:42:21,970 --> 01:42:22,970
Meow!
1634
01:42:23,228 --> 01:42:24,228
[laughs]
1635
01:42:25,249 --> 01:42:26,693
What are you doing?
1636
01:42:26,826 --> 01:42:28,873
That's the cat I talked about.
1637
01:42:29,836 --> 01:42:30,751
Where is it?
1638
01:42:31,416 --> 01:42:33,820
Are you blind? He's
over there. Look at him.
1639
01:42:34,714 --> 01:42:36,474
There's no cat there.
1640
01:42:37,752 --> 01:42:38,752
Ugh.
1641
01:42:39,564 --> 01:42:42,157
Forget it. Was that enough?
1642
01:42:42,981 --> 01:42:46,284
The memories of that year
are enough for the first volume.
1643
01:42:46,524 --> 01:42:49,220
I must go now. I'll be in touch with you.
1644
01:42:50,177 --> 01:42:51,306
All right.
1645
01:42:55,353 --> 01:43:03,353
[cinematic music]
1646
01:43:29,930 --> 01:43:34,203
[car speeding, car horn honking]
1647
01:43:34,312 --> 01:43:37,350
[crashing, shouting]
1648
01:43:37,392 --> 01:43:39,843
That was the sixth writer who died.
1649
01:43:42,315 --> 01:43:44,406
This book is doomed to remain unpublished.
1650
01:43:50,439 --> 01:43:53,351
Stay away from me in the years of the cat.
1651
01:43:54,967 --> 01:43:56,772
This is not a threat...
1652
01:43:57,757 --> 01:43:59,101
It's a chance.
1653
01:44:00,983 --> 01:44:03,695
This is a humanitarian message.
1654
01:44:03,797 --> 01:44:09,656
[cinematic music]
1655
01:44:09,959 --> 01:44:12,812
The Year of the Cat. Directed by Mostafa
Taghizadeh. Produced by Saeid Khani.
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