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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,433 --> 00:00:04,031 Mm... 2 00:00:04,032 --> 00:00:05,430 Oh, my God. 3 00:00:05,431 --> 00:00:06,429 I'm so sorry. 4 00:00:06,430 --> 00:00:07,595 That was so spur of the moment. 5 00:00:07,596 --> 00:00:08,995 It's okay. 6 00:00:08,996 --> 00:00:10,360 I feel horrible. 7 00:00:10,361 --> 00:00:11,525 I mean, you have a girlfriend, 8 00:00:11,526 --> 00:00:12,825 and here I am trying to seduce you 9 00:00:12,826 --> 00:00:14,690 like some hot Hollywood nanny. 10 00:00:14,691 --> 00:00:16,223 - I need to go. - Wha... 11 00:00:25,850 --> 00:00:28,014 Courtney, can we have lunch tomorrow? 12 00:00:28,015 --> 00:00:31,712 We need to talk. It's about us. 13 00:00:35,310 --> 00:00:37,141 It's happening, Curtis. 14 00:00:37,142 --> 00:00:39,139 He's going to propose! 15 00:00:45,868 --> 00:00:47,866 - Intercept, come on... - Hey, Morgan. 16 00:00:47,867 --> 00:00:48,900 Here are the lab test results 17 00:00:48,901 --> 00:00:50,864 for Mrs., um... 18 00:00:50,865 --> 00:00:53,129 Pregnant chick? Uh, what's her name? 19 00:00:53,130 --> 00:00:54,462 Hey, are you okay? 20 00:00:54,463 --> 00:00:56,561 I got a half-eaten candy bar right here on my desk. 21 00:00:56,562 --> 00:00:57,993 You haven't even tried to steal it. 22 00:00:57,994 --> 00:00:59,492 - Sorry, it won't happen again. - No, no, no, no. 23 00:00:59,493 --> 00:01:00,991 Come here. Come on. What's going on? 24 00:01:00,992 --> 00:01:03,523 Sit down. Talk to Morgan, okay? What's going on with you? 25 00:01:03,524 --> 00:01:05,521 You're all flushed, you've got no focus, you... 26 00:01:05,522 --> 00:01:06,753 Nothing. 27 00:01:06,754 --> 00:01:09,118 You wrote "Mindy + Jody?" on your arm... 28 00:01:09,119 --> 00:01:10,318 - Okay... - Okay, I give up. 29 00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:12,849 - What's going on? - Okay, I'll tell you. 30 00:01:12,850 --> 00:01:16,448 Yesterday, Jody and I kissed. 31 00:01:17,581 --> 00:01:19,045 Why didn't you gasp? 32 00:01:20,645 --> 00:01:21,777 What? 33 00:01:21,778 --> 00:01:23,509 Wait, do you know something? 34 00:01:23,510 --> 00:01:24,741 I do. 35 00:01:24,742 --> 00:01:27,573 And it's freaking juicy. I can't tell you. 36 00:01:27,574 --> 00:01:29,104 Do you know what this means? 37 00:01:29,105 --> 00:01:31,436 No, no, no, no, no, no. Not the pinchers, please. 38 00:01:31,437 --> 00:01:33,634 Tell me what you know, and I will put these away. 39 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:36,234 Okay, okay, hold on. Hold on. Hold on! 40 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:41,496 Jody told me months ago that he's into you. 41 00:01:41,497 --> 00:01:42,662 What? 42 00:01:42,663 --> 00:01:44,160 Ah! Oh! Ah! I told you! I told you! 43 00:01:44,161 --> 00:01:45,526 I cannot believe you! 44 00:01:45,527 --> 00:01:47,358 You had a secret that big and you didn't tell me? 45 00:01:47,359 --> 00:01:48,890 And you told me so many boring secrets! 46 00:01:48,891 --> 00:01:51,123 Like, I don't care who your stupid birth father is. 47 00:01:51,124 --> 00:01:52,555 Well, okay, it was big to me. 48 00:01:52,556 --> 00:01:55,020 But listen, I promised Jody I wouldn't tell, okay? 49 00:01:55,021 --> 00:01:56,852 And I can't let another office romance 50 00:01:56,853 --> 00:01:58,484 shatter my existence. 51 00:01:58,485 --> 00:02:00,615 I'm still recovering from Beverly/Water Guy. 52 00:02:00,616 --> 00:02:01,682 That really tore this office apart. 53 00:02:01,683 --> 00:02:02,748 Yeah! 54 00:02:02,749 --> 00:02:04,346 Anyway, it doesn't really matter, 55 00:02:04,347 --> 00:02:06,711 because he's so not interested in me, Morgan. 56 00:02:06,712 --> 00:02:09,910 After I kissed him, he ran out of my office. 57 00:02:09,911 --> 00:02:12,174 It was like Jon Hamm at Equinox all over again. 58 00:02:12,175 --> 00:02:14,306 Well, I mean, do you... do you like him? 59 00:02:14,307 --> 00:02:16,205 I don't know. Maybe. 60 00:02:16,206 --> 00:02:17,837 I mean, I know I'm attracted to him. 61 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:20,168 He's old and handsome like Bob Dole. 62 00:02:20,169 --> 00:02:22,333 But he's not dead, like I think Bob Dole might be. 63 00:02:22,334 --> 00:02:23,499 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 64 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:24,698 But it doesn't matter anyway, 65 00:02:24,699 --> 00:02:26,365 because he has a girlfriend. 66 00:02:26,365 --> 00:02:27,563 And if he really liked me, 67 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:29,029 he'd break up with her and ask me out. 68 00:02:29,030 --> 00:02:32,560 It's not like someone's holding a gun to his head. 69 00:02:32,561 --> 00:02:34,158 Yeah, you're right... it's not like someone 70 00:02:34,159 --> 00:02:35,625 walked into his office and said, 71 00:02:35,626 --> 00:02:37,723 "Stay away from Mindy, or else." 72 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:39,355 Yeah, that's what I said. 73 00:02:39,356 --> 00:02:40,921 Yeah, I was agreeing with you. It's good. 74 00:02:40,922 --> 00:02:42,819 Anyhoo, back to the baby mines. 75 00:02:42,820 --> 00:02:45,384 - Mm-hmm. - So embarrassing. 76 00:02:45,385 --> 00:02:46,650 One of these days, I got to learn 77 00:02:46,651 --> 00:02:47,816 to stop kissing my coworkers. 78 00:02:47,817 --> 00:02:49,448 - Yeah, uh, very cool... - Good-bye. 79 00:02:49,449 --> 00:02:50,647 Good-bye. 80 00:02:50,648 --> 00:02:52,046 I'll see you... I'll see you in a little bit. 81 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:53,313 Bye! 82 00:02:56,278 --> 00:02:57,276 Dr. C, huh? 83 00:02:57,277 --> 00:02:59,175 More like Dr. C-blocker! 84 00:02:59,176 --> 00:03:00,640 Blocking their kisses! 85 00:03:00,641 --> 00:03:02,739 Handsome little bastard. 86 00:03:02,740 --> 00:03:05,103 So, you must have wanted to talk to me 87 00:03:05,104 --> 00:03:06,436 about something big, 88 00:03:06,437 --> 00:03:09,168 'cause you brought me to my favorite restaurant. 89 00:03:09,169 --> 00:03:11,466 I sure did. 90 00:03:11,467 --> 00:03:14,130 It's not like I chose some random vegetarian restaurant 91 00:03:14,131 --> 00:03:16,995 because they don't have sharp knives, probably. 92 00:03:16,996 --> 00:03:19,061 And I thought this day couldn't get any better. 93 00:03:19,062 --> 00:03:20,327 - Oh... - And... 94 00:03:20,328 --> 00:03:22,558 I told my parents what this might be about. 95 00:03:22,559 --> 00:03:24,224 They're so excited. 96 00:03:24,225 --> 00:03:25,556 Oh, fantastic. 97 00:03:25,557 --> 00:03:28,154 Dad actually had 98 00:03:28,155 --> 00:03:31,419 his first good day in quite a while. 99 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:33,283 We really needed that. 100 00:03:33,284 --> 00:03:34,483 Well, that's great. 101 00:03:34,484 --> 00:03:36,015 Uh, Courtney... 102 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:38,013 You are a wonderful woman. 103 00:03:38,014 --> 00:03:40,112 And this is difficult... 104 00:03:40,113 --> 00:03:41,445 Courtney? 105 00:03:41,446 --> 00:03:44,009 - Oh, my gosh! - Oh, my God! Alyssa! 106 00:03:44,010 --> 00:03:45,875 - Perfect timing. - How are you? 107 00:03:45,876 --> 00:03:48,207 - Good to see you! - Listen, this is Jody. 108 00:03:48,208 --> 00:03:49,439 - My boyfriend. - Well... 109 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:51,004 Well, it's about time. 110 00:03:51,005 --> 00:03:52,304 Oh, my gosh. 111 00:03:52,305 --> 00:03:54,203 You know this is where Brad proposed to me, right? 112 00:03:54,204 --> 00:03:55,868 - What? Oh! - Oh, at Buddha's Kitchen. 113 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:56,934 Oh, for... come on... 114 00:03:56,935 --> 00:03:58,366 Eat your dessert carefully, Court. 115 00:03:58,367 --> 00:04:00,631 There might be a surprise in it! 116 00:04:00,632 --> 00:04:02,030 - Okay. - Bye. 117 00:04:02,031 --> 00:04:04,096 Buh-bye... 118 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:08,159 We got a situation here, people. 119 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,158 Dr. K and Dr. L were kissing at work. 120 00:04:11,225 --> 00:04:12,756 - What? - Damn. 121 00:04:12,757 --> 00:04:14,755 Dr. L sure has a type. 122 00:04:14,756 --> 00:04:16,654 Co-workers who are annoyed at her all the time. 123 00:04:16,655 --> 00:04:18,019 You know what? 124 00:04:18,020 --> 00:04:19,385 It's not gonna go any further than it already has, 125 00:04:19,386 --> 00:04:22,749 for reasons that I cannot disclose. 126 00:04:22,750 --> 00:04:23,915 Until right now. 127 00:04:23,916 --> 00:04:25,247 It's because Dr. Castellano showed up, 128 00:04:25,248 --> 00:04:27,279 and he threatened Dr. K, and he forbid their love. 129 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:28,478 What? 130 00:04:28,479 --> 00:04:29,710 Danny doesn't make the rules her anymore. 131 00:04:29,711 --> 00:04:31,143 I do... that's why I'm able 132 00:04:31,144 --> 00:04:32,875 to wear my high-heeled men's boots. 133 00:04:32,876 --> 00:04:33,974 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm! 134 00:04:33,975 --> 00:04:35,374 - These are for men? - He will not stop 135 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:36,639 getting all up in our lives. 136 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:37,971 I still get his healthy eating 137 00:04:37,972 --> 00:04:39,471 newsletter, "Dan's Kitchen." 138 00:04:39,472 --> 00:04:40,903 You know, it's none of Danny's business. 139 00:04:40,904 --> 00:04:42,068 Jody's a grown man. 140 00:04:42,069 --> 00:04:44,367 He can date whomsoever he pleases, soever. 141 00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:45,866 Not if he said he wouldn't. 142 00:04:45,867 --> 00:04:47,698 Jody takes honor seriously. 143 00:04:47,699 --> 00:04:49,730 You know, it's a damn shame, because I think 144 00:04:49,731 --> 00:04:51,695 Dr. L and Dr. K could be a great couple. 145 00:04:51,696 --> 00:04:52,928 Really? 146 00:04:52,929 --> 00:04:55,326 I wouldn't wish either of them on either of them. 147 00:04:55,327 --> 00:04:57,159 Beverly, no. Come on. 148 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:59,689 It makes sense, okay? He's patient with her. 149 00:04:59,690 --> 00:05:01,722 He's not all yelly like Dr. C was. 150 00:05:01,723 --> 00:05:03,686 They enjoy each other's company. 151 00:05:03,687 --> 00:05:05,119 And he's gonna die soon. 152 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:07,451 Dr. Lahiri can inherit a lot of money. 153 00:05:07,452 --> 00:05:08,850 And she's good for him. 154 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:10,349 He's been enjoying ethnic food. 155 00:05:10,350 --> 00:05:12,514 He's stopped saying the word "Oriental." 156 00:05:12,515 --> 00:05:14,279 - Why? - I don't know. 157 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:16,011 On the one hand, it sounds like 158 00:05:16,012 --> 00:05:17,877 they could be a horrible couple. 159 00:05:17,878 --> 00:05:19,942 But on the other hand, 160 00:05:19,943 --> 00:05:22,840 she's not Courtney, so I'm 100% behind this. 161 00:05:22,841 --> 00:05:24,006 Danny is being uncivilized. 162 00:05:24,007 --> 00:05:25,239 I'm gonna pay him a little visit 163 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:27,537 at his new practice downtown. 164 00:05:27,538 --> 00:05:28,603 I'm going with you because 165 00:05:28,604 --> 00:05:31,034 I can speak Dr. C's language. 166 00:05:31,035 --> 00:05:33,066 "Ay! Fugget about it!" 167 00:05:33,067 --> 00:05:35,364 I'm gonna work on it on the subway. 168 00:05:35,365 --> 00:05:37,230 Cool building. Is this new? 169 00:05:37,231 --> 00:05:38,363 Kind of nice. 170 00:05:41,528 --> 00:05:43,625 Wow, that is a lot of baseball memorabilia 171 00:05:43,626 --> 00:05:45,225 for a women's health center. 172 00:05:45,226 --> 00:05:47,989 Where's all the shouting and drama like our office? 173 00:05:47,990 --> 00:05:49,987 Oh! Dot! 174 00:05:49,988 --> 00:05:51,353 Hi. Morgan. You're... 175 00:05:51,354 --> 00:05:53,386 you're Dr. C's mom's best friend, right? 176 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:55,617 Maybe I'm her best friend. 177 00:05:55,618 --> 00:05:56,816 I have a lot of friends. 178 00:05:56,817 --> 00:05:58,149 Can you please tell Dr. C... 179 00:05:58,150 --> 00:05:59,481 See you next time, and as always, 180 00:05:59,482 --> 00:06:01,912 thanks for keeping the chitchat to a minimum. 181 00:06:01,913 --> 00:06:03,978 Dot, you can send in... 182 00:06:03,979 --> 00:06:05,677 Morgan, I told you: Mindy and I 183 00:06:05,678 --> 00:06:07,775 don't have joint custody over you. 184 00:06:07,776 --> 00:06:09,574 - You got to stay where you work. - We got to talk. 185 00:06:09,575 --> 00:06:11,306 All right? Dr. L is not property. 186 00:06:11,307 --> 00:06:12,839 And just because she has those booty shorts 187 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,471 that say "Property of Men," that doesn't mean 188 00:06:14,472 --> 00:06:16,203 you can tell her who she can and she can't date. 189 00:06:16,204 --> 00:06:18,434 Yeah, Danny, this is mad behavior. 190 00:06:18,435 --> 00:06:21,066 Who a person dates is between them and their nail technician. 191 00:06:21,067 --> 00:06:23,131 What the hell are you guys talking about? 192 00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:25,929 Okay, you came to the office, and you forbid Dr. K 193 00:06:25,930 --> 00:06:27,594 from dating Dr. L, okay, and it was 194 00:06:27,595 --> 00:06:29,426 the most traumatic thing that's ever happened to me, 195 00:06:29,427 --> 00:06:31,359 and I've been buried alive. 196 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:33,523 - Okay... - Danny? 197 00:06:33,524 --> 00:06:36,055 Can you tell me what this is all about? 198 00:06:36,056 --> 00:06:37,221 Are you kidding me? 199 00:06:37,222 --> 00:06:39,820 You let the nurses call you "Danny" here? 200 00:06:39,821 --> 00:06:41,418 Okay, I just did it. I'm sorry, Dr. C. 201 00:06:41,419 --> 00:06:42,883 Uh, not all the nurses. 202 00:06:42,884 --> 00:06:44,649 Just Sarah, 'cause... 203 00:06:44,650 --> 00:06:47,848 she's also my girlfriend. 204 00:06:49,780 --> 00:06:51,644 Beverly, I'm headed to the hospital, 205 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:53,710 and I would like you to forward my calls. 206 00:06:55,842 --> 00:06:58,273 J/k, I know you don't know how to do that. 207 00:06:58,274 --> 00:06:59,905 - Can you imagined? - Yeah, you'd be like, 208 00:06:59,906 --> 00:07:02,071 Where's Jody? 209 00:07:02,072 --> 00:07:04,302 Oh. Hey, Courtney. Is everything okay? 210 00:07:04,303 --> 00:07:06,034 Uh, no, nothing is okay, 211 00:07:06,035 --> 00:07:09,532 thanks to that bastard. 212 00:07:09,533 --> 00:07:11,464 Hmm. 213 00:07:11,465 --> 00:07:13,163 Courtney. 214 00:07:13,164 --> 00:07:16,061 I was going to call you in... this much. 215 00:07:16,062 --> 00:07:17,526 But you're already upset. 216 00:07:17,527 --> 00:07:18,992 Yeah, 'cause I found out 217 00:07:18,993 --> 00:07:20,624 the big thing we need to talk about. 218 00:07:20,625 --> 00:07:23,954 You gave me Chlamydia? 219 00:07:23,955 --> 00:07:25,055 Bu... 220 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:32,516 Don't play dumb... I just came from my doctor, 221 00:07:32,517 --> 00:07:34,614 and she said I must have gotten it from you. 222 00:07:34,615 --> 00:07:36,047 Could your doctor be wrong? 223 00:07:36,048 --> 00:07:37,378 You did say "She." 224 00:07:37,379 --> 00:07:39,810 How did this happen, Jody? You're an OBGYN. 225 00:07:39,811 --> 00:07:41,942 Well, I don't know. I haven't been unfaithful. 226 00:07:41,943 --> 00:07:43,508 But thinking about it, I supposed it has 227 00:07:43,509 --> 00:07:45,307 something to do with the scores of women 228 00:07:45,308 --> 00:07:47,471 I had unprotected sex with before I met you. 229 00:07:47,472 --> 00:07:49,370 This is reprehensive, Courtney. 230 00:07:49,371 --> 00:07:51,635 I would understand if 231 00:07:51,636 --> 00:07:53,435 this makes you want to end things right now. 232 00:07:56,966 --> 00:07:58,431 No. 233 00:07:58,432 --> 00:07:59,829 - You're handsome, and... - Oh, for... 234 00:07:59,830 --> 00:08:01,561 And my cat Curtis likes you, 235 00:08:01,562 --> 00:08:03,260 which is really saying quite a bit. 236 00:08:03,261 --> 00:08:05,192 It's curable, and you seem very sorry, 237 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:08,957 so I'll... I'll get over this too. 238 00:08:08,958 --> 00:08:11,222 Fine. If Chlamydia won't end this, 239 00:08:11,223 --> 00:08:13,154 I'll have to rely on another STD: 240 00:08:13,155 --> 00:08:15,419 a Straight Truth Delivery. 241 00:08:15,420 --> 00:08:16,784 The fact is, Courtney, 242 00:08:16,785 --> 00:08:18,549 I can't be with you because I've met someone. 243 00:08:18,550 --> 00:08:19,682 Wha... 244 00:08:19,683 --> 00:08:21,248 Who knows where it's going, 245 00:08:21,249 --> 00:08:23,313 but I owe it to myself to find out. 246 00:08:23,314 --> 00:08:26,244 Why, meeting this woman may have been the most important... 247 00:08:26,245 --> 00:08:27,710 You son of a bitch! 248 00:08:27,711 --> 00:08:30,275 Oh. 249 00:08:30,276 --> 00:08:33,972 Danny, are you still in love with her? 250 00:08:33,973 --> 00:08:35,537 No! No. 251 00:08:35,538 --> 00:08:36,903 I'm not... no. No. 252 00:08:36,904 --> 00:08:39,168 I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm a man. 253 00:08:39,169 --> 00:08:40,635 Whose dad... my dad... 254 00:08:40,636 --> 00:08:41,634 you know, I told you that. 255 00:08:41,635 --> 00:08:42,833 He ran out on me 256 00:08:42,834 --> 00:08:44,331 and my mom and my broth.... 257 00:08:44,332 --> 00:08:45,797 Look... 258 00:08:45,798 --> 00:08:48,428 Sarah, it's complicated. It's very, very complicated. 259 00:08:48,429 --> 00:08:50,261 Is it? It's complicated? 260 00:08:50,262 --> 00:08:52,692 Oh, it's complicated, Danny. Well, you know... 261 00:08:52,693 --> 00:08:54,058 Oh! Oh! 262 00:08:54,059 --> 00:08:56,290 God, I'm sorry! I don't know why I did that. 263 00:08:56,291 --> 00:08:58,555 I just wanted to punctuate the moment, 264 00:08:58,556 --> 00:08:59,587 and it sort of seemed like something 265 00:08:59,588 --> 00:09:01,419 that an angry person would do. 266 00:09:01,420 --> 00:09:02,485 - Okay, we'll pick it up. - Oh, God. 267 00:09:02,486 --> 00:09:03,985 I thought it would be weirder 268 00:09:03,986 --> 00:09:05,483 if I didn't react, 269 00:09:05,484 --> 00:09:06,483 and if I had to do it again, 270 00:09:06,484 --> 00:09:08,315 I would pick something less breakable. 271 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:10,447 Um, maybe just kick something, but to be clear, 272 00:09:10,448 --> 00:09:12,379 I am very mad! 273 00:09:12,380 --> 00:09:13,611 Yes. Yes, it's clear. 274 00:09:13,612 --> 00:09:14,644 No, no, no, wait. Sarah. Sarah... 275 00:09:14,645 --> 00:09:16,076 No, no. I don't want to hear it. 276 00:09:16,077 --> 00:09:17,208 I'm gonna leave. Okay? 277 00:09:17,209 --> 00:09:19,974 It was really nice to meet you, though. 278 00:09:19,975 --> 00:09:21,073 - It's, uh, really nice. - Hi. 279 00:09:21,074 --> 00:09:22,438 - Really great to meet you. - Yeah. 280 00:09:22,439 --> 00:09:24,769 I'm usually not a smasher at all. 281 00:09:24,770 --> 00:09:26,169 - No, of course. - So, bye. 282 00:09:26,170 --> 00:09:28,201 - Sarah, can I... - No. 283 00:09:28,202 --> 00:09:29,833 - Okay. - That is a fun energy 284 00:09:29,834 --> 00:09:31,600 that I could really get on board with. 285 00:09:34,131 --> 00:09:35,729 Excuse me, everyone. 286 00:09:35,730 --> 00:09:38,127 I have a dramatic announcement about your boss. 287 00:09:38,128 --> 00:09:41,059 Dr. K gave me Chlamydia. 288 00:09:41,060 --> 00:09:42,390 - Gross. - Well, 289 00:09:42,391 --> 00:09:43,823 have a nice day, everyone. 290 00:09:43,824 --> 00:09:46,854 I know I won't, because again, 291 00:09:46,855 --> 00:09:48,654 I have Chlamydia! 292 00:09:56,782 --> 00:09:58,180 I didn't do anything wrong, okay? 293 00:09:58,181 --> 00:09:59,378 I should have a say over the men 294 00:09:59,379 --> 00:10:01,743 Mindy brings into our son's life, right? 295 00:10:01,744 --> 00:10:03,676 I mean, what happens if she dated a serial killer? 296 00:10:03,677 --> 00:10:05,808 She would date a serial killer in five seconds, 297 00:10:05,809 --> 00:10:08,372 but not Dr. K... he's a good guy. 298 00:10:08,373 --> 00:10:10,338 I saw him call a homeless man "Sir." 299 00:10:10,339 --> 00:10:11,903 I don't think he was being sarcastic. 300 00:10:11,904 --> 00:10:14,268 And being so focused on Mindy's dating life? 301 00:10:14,269 --> 00:10:16,301 That's not gonna be great for your relationship with Sarah. 302 00:10:16,302 --> 00:10:17,766 Everything was great between me and Sarah 303 00:10:17,767 --> 00:10:19,498 before you two showed up. 304 00:10:19,499 --> 00:10:21,031 We're building a birdhouse together. 305 00:10:21,032 --> 00:10:24,429 Doesn't Mindy deserve a chance to be happy as well? 306 00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:28,891 - No. - Dr. C! 307 00:10:28,892 --> 00:10:30,124 - Danny, come on. - Okay. 308 00:10:30,125 --> 00:10:31,722 - Take it back! - Oh... Okay. 309 00:10:31,723 --> 00:10:33,555 - Yes, she does. - Thank you. 310 00:10:33,556 --> 00:10:36,086 If Jody wants to go after Mindy, 311 00:10:36,087 --> 00:10:37,419 he can knock himself out. 312 00:10:37,420 --> 00:10:39,317 Great. That is the correct decision. 313 00:10:39,318 --> 00:10:41,815 What matter is love, it won the day. 314 00:10:41,816 --> 00:10:43,282 You. Lips. Come here. 315 00:10:43,283 --> 00:10:44,414 Morgan seal of approval. Come here. 316 00:10:44,415 --> 00:10:45,580 - Let me see those lips. - Okay. 317 00:10:45,581 --> 00:10:47,112 - I love you. - All right, I love you too. 318 00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:48,144 - Let's go. - You did the right thing. 319 00:10:48,145 --> 00:10:49,477 - I'm proud of you. - Ooh. 320 00:10:49,478 --> 00:10:51,909 That's gross, Dr. K. You got the sting! 321 00:10:51,910 --> 00:10:55,606 It's really gonna change how I picture you peeing. 322 00:10:55,607 --> 00:10:57,272 Please, um, 323 00:10:57,273 --> 00:10:59,336 could we keep my diseased loins a secret? 324 00:10:59,337 --> 00:11:01,302 Just between the three of us? 325 00:11:01,303 --> 00:11:03,567 Okay. 326 00:11:03,568 --> 00:11:05,200 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. 327 00:11:09,297 --> 00:11:11,495 - Texting doesn't count, right? - No, ma'am. 328 00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:13,760 I'm about to put this on Twitter. 329 00:11:13,761 --> 00:11:15,325 You know, I think Danny might be wrong. 330 00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:17,590 I think Mindy and Jody make a fine couple. 331 00:11:17,591 --> 00:11:18,890 I think so too, you know... 332 00:11:18,891 --> 00:11:21,088 It's just two people looking for the... 333 00:11:21,089 --> 00:11:23,353 Dr. K has Chlamydia. 334 00:11:23,354 --> 00:11:25,552 - Or not. - Oh, my... 335 00:11:25,553 --> 00:11:28,416 Hey, guys, I need to talk to you. 336 00:11:28,417 --> 00:11:29,682 Yes, I followed you. 337 00:11:29,683 --> 00:11:31,580 Sarah, I don't think you need to worry, 338 00:11:31,581 --> 00:11:33,746 because I think Danny's pretty taken with you. 339 00:11:33,747 --> 00:11:34,912 I don't know. 340 00:11:34,913 --> 00:11:36,444 Sometimes he talks to her in his sleep. 341 00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:38,809 - Like, "Mindy, shut the fridge!" - Oh. 342 00:11:38,810 --> 00:11:40,041 And they have a kid together, 343 00:11:40,042 --> 00:11:42,106 and he refuses to tell me anything about her. 344 00:11:42,107 --> 00:11:44,438 So I did some digging on my own. 345 00:11:44,439 --> 00:11:45,971 No, no, no... did you find that footage 346 00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:47,303 of her looting during Sandy? 347 00:11:47,304 --> 00:11:49,502 No, but I... I looked her up online, 348 00:11:49,503 --> 00:11:52,433 and she's so cool. 349 00:11:52,434 --> 00:11:55,097 Not to mention all of her celebrity friends. 350 00:11:55,098 --> 00:11:56,263 - What? - Celebrity friends? 351 00:11:56,264 --> 00:11:57,562 What are you talking about? 352 00:11:57,563 --> 00:11:59,062 She Tweets at Lady Gaga 353 00:11:59,063 --> 00:12:00,594 like several times a day, 354 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,658 and it's all sex and relationship advice, 355 00:12:02,659 --> 00:12:04,357 so they must be really close. 356 00:12:04,358 --> 00:12:06,690 Please take me to meet her. 357 00:12:06,691 --> 00:12:09,987 I'm worried that I'm becoming obsessed. 358 00:12:09,988 --> 00:12:12,018 It's not... not a good idea, Sarah. 359 00:12:12,019 --> 00:12:13,851 I need to meet her. 360 00:12:13,852 --> 00:12:15,683 Because if I keep feeling this way, 361 00:12:15,684 --> 00:12:17,615 I don't know that I can stay with Danny. 362 00:12:17,616 --> 00:12:20,547 Oof. 363 00:12:23,479 --> 00:12:24,643 Hey, I got your prescription 364 00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:26,576 for your huge-ass antibiotics. 365 00:12:26,577 --> 00:12:30,141 Wonderful. Thank you, Tamra. 366 00:12:32,239 --> 00:12:34,003 Uh, you could have handed them to me. 367 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:35,236 You're not gonna get Chlamydia. 368 00:12:35,237 --> 00:12:36,768 Nah, I'm good. 369 00:12:36,769 --> 00:12:38,367 Hey, did you tell Dr. L yet? 370 00:12:38,368 --> 00:12:39,899 She's gonna be so mad. 371 00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:42,331 She flipped out when she caught a yawn from me. 372 00:12:42,332 --> 00:12:45,129 Actually, I was thinking I wouldn't tell Dr. Lahiri. 373 00:12:45,130 --> 00:12:46,328 What? 374 00:12:46,329 --> 00:12:48,426 You're like a villain in a health class movie. 375 00:12:48,427 --> 00:12:50,525 We haven't even gone on a date yet. 376 00:12:50,526 --> 00:12:51,924 Chlamydia is a minor illness. 377 00:12:51,925 --> 00:12:53,256 Basically an ear infection. 378 00:12:53,257 --> 00:12:54,922 I'll be healthy soon enough. 379 00:12:54,923 --> 00:12:56,421 I've known Dr. L a long time, 380 00:12:56,422 --> 00:12:57,953 and she's gonna want to tear you apart. 381 00:12:57,954 --> 00:13:00,318 I'd start wearing more complicated pants. 382 00:13:00,319 --> 00:13:01,517 Maybe a jumpsuit. 383 00:13:01,518 --> 00:13:03,682 I think I can handle my own affairs, Tamra. 384 00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,248 You may leave. 385 00:13:05,249 --> 00:13:07,746 Mm. See you, Chlamyd-o. 386 00:13:09,646 --> 00:13:11,410 Saw Courtney. Everything Okay? 387 00:13:11,411 --> 00:13:14,143 She looked upset. 388 00:13:16,208 --> 00:13:18,605 Actually, we broke up. 389 00:13:18,606 --> 00:13:20,471 Yes! 390 00:13:20,472 --> 00:13:22,903 Aww. Sad face. 391 00:13:22,904 --> 00:13:25,001 Huh. 392 00:13:25,002 --> 00:13:26,200 Let's go out tonight. 393 00:13:26,201 --> 00:13:29,266 Happy face. Party hat. Electric guitar. 394 00:13:30,664 --> 00:13:31,962 Or maybe we could go out 395 00:13:31,963 --> 00:13:34,561 in seven to ten days? 396 00:13:34,562 --> 00:13:35,560 Huh? 397 00:13:35,561 --> 00:13:36,793 What? That's like a month. 398 00:13:36,794 --> 00:13:38,491 No way. Pick me up after work. 399 00:13:38,492 --> 00:13:41,256 Yes. Heh, heh, heh. 400 00:13:53,182 --> 00:13:55,013 What to wear, what to wear? 401 00:13:55,014 --> 00:13:57,278 This one? This one? 402 00:13:57,279 --> 00:13:58,943 This is sexier... you know what? 403 00:13:58,944 --> 00:14:00,109 It doesn't matter, 'cause it's not 404 00:14:00,110 --> 00:14:01,509 gonna be on my body for too long. 405 00:14:03,508 --> 00:14:05,838 Hey. 406 00:14:05,839 --> 00:14:07,038 Hi. I don't want to interrupt. 407 00:14:07,039 --> 00:14:08,704 Who... who's in here? 408 00:14:08,705 --> 00:14:09,903 - Just me. - What are you doing? 409 00:14:09,904 --> 00:14:11,435 I'm just being hilarious. 410 00:14:11,436 --> 00:14:13,733 Yeah. Can I help you? 411 00:14:13,734 --> 00:14:15,965 Yeah, uh, this is a little unusual. 412 00:14:15,966 --> 00:14:17,398 Patient showed up. No appointment. 413 00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:18,929 She would love it if you could squeeze her in. 414 00:14:18,930 --> 00:14:21,361 You know what, if she's paying, I am squeezin'. 415 00:14:21,362 --> 00:14:23,426 - Send her in. - Come on in, ma'am. 416 00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:25,492 Here she is. It's Dr. Lahiri. 417 00:14:25,493 --> 00:14:27,157 - Hi. - Uh, ma'am? 418 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,922 I hope this helps you find what you're looking for 419 00:14:28,923 --> 00:14:31,287 so you feel better... medically. 420 00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:33,452 Just remember to be respectful. Be chill. 421 00:14:33,453 --> 00:14:35,518 Okay, get the hell out of here. 422 00:14:35,519 --> 00:14:36,684 I'm so sorry about him. 423 00:14:36,685 --> 00:14:38,017 It's great to meet you. I'm Dr. Lahiri. 424 00:14:38,018 --> 00:14:40,015 Oh, hi. I'm Sarah. 425 00:14:40,016 --> 00:14:42,812 Wow, you're... you're so beautiful, 426 00:14:42,813 --> 00:14:44,278 and I love your outfit. 427 00:14:44,279 --> 00:14:46,543 It's so sexy, but also classy. 428 00:14:46,544 --> 00:14:47,876 You look like Taraji Henson 429 00:14:47,877 --> 00:14:49,808 at a small claims court. 430 00:14:49,809 --> 00:14:51,706 Wow. Taraji P. Henson, right? 431 00:14:51,707 --> 00:14:53,106 - Yeah. - Well, thank you. 432 00:14:53,107 --> 00:14:54,537 Come have a seat. 433 00:14:54,538 --> 00:14:55,537 Oh, wow. 434 00:14:55,538 --> 00:14:57,969 Everything is so fancy here. 435 00:14:57,970 --> 00:14:59,900 In your waiting room, I saw that there was 436 00:14:59,901 --> 00:15:01,899 a throw pillow that said "Paris." 437 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,865 This is already the best consultation of my life, 438 00:15:03,866 --> 00:15:05,430 and I just met you. 439 00:15:05,431 --> 00:15:07,595 So, Sarah, if you're here to see me, 440 00:15:07,596 --> 00:15:10,361 I can assume you are considering having kids? 441 00:15:10,362 --> 00:15:12,093 Well, uh, yes. I'm... 442 00:15:12,094 --> 00:15:14,124 I'm with this great guy, and he wants to, 443 00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:15,956 but I feel like it's moving really fast. 444 00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,989 I mean, his mom only stopped calling me 445 00:15:17,990 --> 00:15:20,187 "The new one" last week. 446 00:15:20,188 --> 00:15:21,518 I can relate to that. 447 00:15:21,519 --> 00:15:23,751 Sounds like your guy and my ex are two of a kind. 448 00:15:23,752 --> 00:15:25,983 But they're... they're two... 449 00:15:25,984 --> 00:15:27,948 they're two totally different guys. 450 00:15:27,949 --> 00:15:29,180 Yeah. Of course. 451 00:15:29,181 --> 00:15:31,079 So, do you often 452 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,611 think about that guy... your ex? 453 00:15:32,612 --> 00:15:34,843 Oh yeah. Oh, Christ. All the time. 454 00:15:34,844 --> 00:15:35,942 It didn't work out, but we had 455 00:15:35,943 --> 00:15:38,307 this insane sexual chemistry. 456 00:15:38,308 --> 00:15:41,238 You know, that you can't shake even when you break up. 457 00:15:41,239 --> 00:15:43,603 And now, even today, I'll just, like, 458 00:15:43,604 --> 00:15:46,102 you know, draw his penis to calm myself down. 459 00:15:46,103 --> 00:15:49,932 That's not your penis to draw anymore! 460 00:15:49,933 --> 00:15:52,564 You know what? You're right. 461 00:15:52,565 --> 00:15:54,229 That's not my penis to draw. 462 00:15:54,230 --> 00:15:55,728 I got to put that penis away. 463 00:15:55,729 --> 00:15:57,094 And keep myself open for a new one. 464 00:15:57,095 --> 00:15:59,725 I have this hot date tonight with this totally new guy. 465 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:02,123 I work with him, and he's really supportive of me 466 00:16:02,124 --> 00:16:03,589 in a way I'm not used to. 467 00:16:03,590 --> 00:16:05,521 Mm, I think he likes me, so... 468 00:16:05,522 --> 00:16:06,820 You know, I know that we just met, 469 00:16:06,821 --> 00:16:09,385 but I really think you should go all in with this guy. 470 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:10,785 Thank you so much. 471 00:16:10,786 --> 00:16:12,551 You're a really good friend. 472 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:17,513 I feel so much better. 473 00:16:17,514 --> 00:16:18,979 Mindy's interested in someone else. 474 00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:20,377 She's clearly not a threat. 475 00:16:20,378 --> 00:16:21,976 She's not a threat! 476 00:16:21,977 --> 00:16:23,309 Except to herself. 477 00:16:23,310 --> 00:16:25,341 She's started pouring milk on Girl Scout cookies. 478 00:16:25,342 --> 00:16:26,440 She's eating it like cereal. 479 00:16:26,441 --> 00:16:27,773 When she falls asleep at her desk, 480 00:16:27,774 --> 00:16:30,437 I got to sneak these insulin shots into her. 481 00:16:30,438 --> 00:16:31,736 There's got to be changes. 482 00:16:31,737 --> 00:16:34,434 Well, I can't thank you enough for helping me 483 00:16:34,435 --> 00:16:36,199 resolve these feelings before the wedding. 484 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,531 Of course, and... uh, what wedding? 485 00:16:38,532 --> 00:16:39,964 Oh, Danny didn't tell you? 486 00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:41,562 We're engaged. 487 00:16:41,563 --> 00:16:43,495 I hope you can come. 488 00:16:43,496 --> 00:16:45,826 He wasn't just a pet. He was a friend. 489 00:16:45,827 --> 00:16:48,990 Yeah, and every summer after I raised that goose, 490 00:16:48,991 --> 00:16:51,389 he'd fly over our house in the inky night sky 491 00:16:51,390 --> 00:16:53,354 and honk me a thank you. 492 00:16:53,355 --> 00:16:55,120 That was such a moving story. 493 00:16:55,121 --> 00:16:58,018 It's making me regret ordering goose tonight for dinner. 494 00:16:58,019 --> 00:16:59,983 This has been really nice. 495 00:16:59,984 --> 00:17:01,315 Yes, it has. 496 00:17:01,316 --> 00:17:03,281 It was interesting hearing about your time in Haiti. 497 00:17:03,282 --> 00:17:04,580 To be honest, I didn't even think 498 00:17:04,581 --> 00:17:05,978 you could find it on a map. 499 00:17:05,979 --> 00:17:07,744 Oh, I can't... the airplane driver's in charge of that. 500 00:17:07,745 --> 00:17:09,010 Of course. 501 00:17:09,011 --> 00:17:11,042 - Can I be honest? - Yeah. 502 00:17:11,043 --> 00:17:13,773 I have been looking forward to this date all day. 503 00:17:13,774 --> 00:17:16,338 I was kind of on autopilot through my last hysterectomy. 504 00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:18,170 I might have actually taken something else out. 505 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:21,468 Well, that's why we have malpractice insurance. 506 00:17:27,065 --> 00:17:28,996 Whoo! That was nice. 507 00:17:28,997 --> 00:17:31,095 I'm gonna be whistling about that all the way home. 508 00:17:31,096 --> 00:17:32,660 - Bye. - No, no, no, no, no. 509 00:17:32,661 --> 00:17:35,092 You're obviously coming upstairs. 510 00:17:35,093 --> 00:17:36,790 I'm all turnt from the smooching. 511 00:17:36,791 --> 00:17:38,223 Oh, I... I would love that, 512 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,754 but, uh, it's been a long day, 513 00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,386 and what with the breakup, 514 00:17:42,387 --> 00:17:44,052 and reliving those goose memories, 515 00:17:44,053 --> 00:17:45,417 I'm emotionally drained. 516 00:17:45,418 --> 00:17:46,783 Well, you're about to get physically drained. 517 00:17:46,784 --> 00:17:47,749 Come on, get those balls upstairs. 518 00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:48,717 Oh, but... 519 00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:54,345 - More wine? - Uh, no, thank you. 520 00:17:54,346 --> 00:17:55,877 I believe we had enough wine at dinner. 521 00:17:55,878 --> 00:17:56,877 What? 522 00:17:56,878 --> 00:17:58,076 You only had like two whiskeys. 523 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,174 That's what you have when you go on a jog. 524 00:18:00,175 --> 00:18:01,973 - No, come on. Get down here. - Ah! Look, uh... 525 00:18:01,974 --> 00:18:03,571 Let me see what kind of nips I'm working with. 526 00:18:03,572 --> 00:18:06,502 Sometimes, isn't it sexier just to use our imaginations? 527 00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:07,935 No. I have a terrible imagination. 528 00:18:07,936 --> 00:18:10,334 Most of my dreams are just me picturing myself sleeping. 529 00:18:10,335 --> 00:18:12,632 - It's the worst. - Oh. Oh! 530 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,197 Mindy, uh... Mindy... oh, my God! 531 00:18:15,198 --> 00:18:16,962 Listen, the truth is, Mindy, 532 00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,760 I... I have... 533 00:18:18,761 --> 00:18:21,125 I have... 534 00:18:21,126 --> 00:18:22,458 to go to the bathroom. 535 00:18:22,459 --> 00:18:23,691 Pardon me. 536 00:18:23,692 --> 00:18:26,089 Okay, well, hurry back. 537 00:18:26,090 --> 00:18:27,654 Meanwhile, I will put on some underwear 538 00:18:27,655 --> 00:18:30,586 that doesn't have mustard stains on it. 539 00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:33,917 All right. 540 00:18:33,918 --> 00:18:35,516 Maybe we can do this. 541 00:18:35,517 --> 00:18:37,315 Come on. 542 00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:39,279 Oh, Mindy? 543 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,278 I can't seem to find a condom. 544 00:18:41,279 --> 00:18:43,476 We don't need a condom. I'm on the pill! 545 00:18:43,477 --> 00:18:45,175 So unless you have some nasty-ass disease, 546 00:18:45,176 --> 00:18:46,175 we're good to go. 547 00:18:47,541 --> 00:18:48,540 As if! 548 00:18:48,541 --> 00:18:51,171 Oh, gross me out! 549 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,969 All right. 550 00:18:53,970 --> 00:18:54,970 Okay. 551 00:18:57,035 --> 00:18:59,201 Ah. Ah. 552 00:19:06,261 --> 00:19:07,493 Ah! 553 00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:08,927 This might could work. 554 00:19:10,991 --> 00:19:14,389 Mindy, I'm feeling a little shy about my body tonight. 555 00:19:14,390 --> 00:19:15,787 Could we do it with the lights off? 556 00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,220 What? No! 557 00:19:17,221 --> 00:19:19,819 I want to tell my friends what your body's like. 558 00:19:20,919 --> 00:19:22,950 Okay. 559 00:19:25,016 --> 00:19:26,647 Ow. 560 00:19:26,648 --> 00:19:28,012 Look, if you're here to apologize, 561 00:19:28,013 --> 00:19:29,045 don't worry about it. 562 00:19:29,046 --> 00:19:30,244 Sarah's fine. She calmed down. 563 00:19:30,245 --> 00:19:31,477 Everything's good. 564 00:19:31,478 --> 00:19:32,576 Women, right? 565 00:19:32,577 --> 00:19:35,240 No, no, no. Don't "women, right" me. 566 00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:37,339 Okay, how can you not tell us you're engaged? 567 00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:39,770 I text you whenever I meet someone from Staten Island. 568 00:19:39,771 --> 00:19:41,602 Look, the point is, I was gonna call everyone, 569 00:19:41,603 --> 00:19:44,034 but I just figured, you know, you guys must be busy. 570 00:19:44,035 --> 00:19:46,299 You know, summer's coming. It's barbecue season. 571 00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:47,799 Barbecue season? What? Let me in. 572 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,264 Listen, Sarah is great, 573 00:19:49,265 --> 00:19:51,562 and I'm happy for you... I'm very attracted to her, 574 00:19:51,563 --> 00:19:53,661 but I don't know, man. 575 00:19:53,662 --> 00:19:55,293 Aren't you moving a little fast? 576 00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:57,092 I mean, you haven't even gotten her pregnant yet. 577 00:19:57,093 --> 00:19:58,991 Isn't that, like, your move? 578 00:19:58,992 --> 00:20:00,356 Look, I get that it seems fast, 579 00:20:00,357 --> 00:20:03,387 but I got to tell you, Sarah and I are great together. 580 00:20:03,388 --> 00:20:05,353 You know, I mean, we don't fight 581 00:20:05,354 --> 00:20:06,818 the way Mindy and I used to. 582 00:20:06,819 --> 00:20:10,215 We don't have make-up sex the way Mindy and I used to. 583 00:20:10,216 --> 00:20:12,448 But I'm in my '40s now. I don't want a roller coaster. 584 00:20:12,449 --> 00:20:15,512 Okay, I don't even want Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. 585 00:20:15,513 --> 00:20:17,644 Maybe the monorail... that's good enough for me. 586 00:20:17,645 --> 00:20:20,143 I'll just sit there, look out the window. 587 00:20:20,144 --> 00:20:22,740 Watch other people have fun. 588 00:20:22,741 --> 00:20:25,172 Look, the point is that 589 00:20:25,173 --> 00:20:27,670 it feels right. 590 00:20:27,671 --> 00:20:28,736 I've moved on. 591 00:20:28,737 --> 00:20:30,268 Okay, I don't think you have moved on. 592 00:20:30,269 --> 00:20:32,200 Because you haven't told the mother of your child 593 00:20:32,201 --> 00:20:34,532 you're engaged... you have not moved on. 594 00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:37,896 Look, I would die to be at this wedding, all right? 595 00:20:37,897 --> 00:20:41,161 And if I'm not there, I'll kill myself. 596 00:20:41,162 --> 00:20:42,593 You got to make a decision right now. 597 00:20:42,594 --> 00:20:45,225 Either you tell her, or I don't go. 598 00:20:45,226 --> 00:20:47,423 Oh, man, you're not gonna be able to make it? 599 00:20:47,424 --> 00:20:49,188 Oh! You don't want me there? 600 00:20:49,189 --> 00:20:51,386 Is this because at the last three weddings I've been to, 601 00:20:51,387 --> 00:20:54,485 I have crashed into the cake? Yes or no? 602 00:20:54,486 --> 00:20:56,383 It is! It is, isn't it? Of course it is. 603 00:20:56,384 --> 00:20:57,616 You know what? 604 00:20:57,617 --> 00:20:59,881 You're right. I got to tell Mindy. 605 00:20:59,882 --> 00:21:02,046 Okay, and... and she's gonna hear about it anyway. 606 00:21:02,047 --> 00:21:03,745 She might as well hear it from me. 607 00:21:03,746 --> 00:21:04,910 - Yes. Okay. - Thank you. 608 00:21:04,911 --> 00:21:06,676 Thank you, I knew you would do the right thing 609 00:21:06,677 --> 00:21:08,109 if I shamed you into it, because, you know, 610 00:21:08,110 --> 00:21:09,807 that's how you... you know, you people do it. 611 00:21:09,808 --> 00:21:12,172 Okay, no, I don't like... I don't like that. 612 00:21:12,173 --> 00:21:13,771 All right? I'll tell you what. 613 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,670 She can bring Jody if she wants. 614 00:21:15,671 --> 00:21:18,268 That's so cool, be... 615 00:21:18,269 --> 00:21:20,133 - Dr. K. - Yeah. 616 00:21:20,134 --> 00:21:23,965 I forgot to warn her that he has Chl... 617 00:21:25,031 --> 00:21:26,396 Mato! 618 00:21:26,397 --> 00:21:27,728 - The drink! - The drink. 619 00:21:27,729 --> 00:21:29,760 He's got it. He's got all this Clamato. 620 00:21:29,761 --> 00:21:31,891 - And she doesn't want it. - I don't blame her. 621 00:21:31,892 --> 00:21:33,524 Who does want... tomato and clams? 622 00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:36,355 I mean, just save it for a nice pasta vongole. 623 00:21:36,356 --> 00:21:37,289 Huh? 624 00:21:39,454 --> 00:21:41,052 Oh, my God. 625 00:21:41,053 --> 00:21:43,616 What's Chrissy Teigen doing in my apartment? 626 00:21:48,214 --> 00:21:50,546 This has ceased to be productive. 627 00:21:50,547 --> 00:21:52,877 Well... 628 00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:54,242 Impossible! 629 00:21:54,243 --> 00:21:56,541 Lord! In the freezer? 630 00:21:56,542 --> 00:21:58,107 Peculiar girl. 631 00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,106 Well, old friend, 632 00:21:59,107 --> 00:22:01,672 things could get a little chilly tonight. 633 00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:05,135 Ah. I'm good to go. 634 00:22:05,136 --> 00:22:06,201 Would you mind being on top? 635 00:22:06,202 --> 00:22:08,399 'Cause it's been a long day. 636 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,331 Do you have Chlamydia? 637 00:22:10,332 --> 00:22:12,663 Oh. 638 00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:13,763 Well... 639 00:22:15,795 --> 00:22:19,092 No... you do? 640 00:22:19,093 --> 00:22:21,223 Oh, my God! 641 00:22:21,224 --> 00:22:22,556 I was about to have sex with you! 642 00:22:22,557 --> 00:22:23,655 Like, a couple times! 643 00:22:23,656 --> 00:22:25,920 I was gonna tell you, I swear. I'm sorry. 644 00:22:25,921 --> 00:22:27,752 When were you gonna tell me? At work tomorrow? 645 00:22:27,753 --> 00:22:30,017 Honestly, Mindy, I... I... I s... 646 00:22:30,018 --> 00:22:31,783 I would Ne... 647 00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:33,648 I liked you, Jody. 648 00:22:33,649 --> 00:22:36,479 Well, I like you too. 649 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,479 Just get out. 650 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,412 Mm... 651 00:22:45,907 --> 00:22:48,704 - My mouth still works. - Oh, God. Get out. 652 00:22:48,705 --> 00:22:50,837 Get out. 46389

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