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They say
being a stay-at-home mom
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is the noblestand hardest professiona woman could have.
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But they're all lying.
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It's the greatest scam
on earth.
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I never have toput on my pants,
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my boobs magically
make baby food,
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and I get to spend all day
with my best buddy, Leo.
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Hey, Leo, can you
pass the chips, please?
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Oh.
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Hey, babe.
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What the hell
happened here?
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Where's...
Where's dinner?
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I was in surgery
for six hours.
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You didn't
make any dinner?
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How could I have done that?
We just woke up.
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What'd you do all day?
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I think I taught Leo
how to use a cell phone
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and we made this.
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Ta-da!
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Baby's First Enemies list.
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There's Princess Charlotte,
Silas Timberlake,
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that noisy garbage truck
that wakes him up
every morning.
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Did you think about maybe
tidying up the apartment
a little bit?
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Oh, that reminds me.
The housekeeper
didn't show up today.
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I hope Sylvia's okay.
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Plus, I have a garbage bag
full of old Spanx for her.
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Oh, I let Sylvia go.
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I thought cleaning
would be your job now.
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Danny, I can't clean!
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I was born in this country
and I'm too lazy.
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Min... Look,
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if we're going to be
a single-income family,
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we can't afford to
eat takeout every night
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and have a housekeeper
wait on us hand and foot.
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Ma did it with no help,
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and she had to work
cleaning hotel rooms.
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That's a good point.
I can do this.
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That's the spirit!
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You're going to be
a great stay-at-home mom.
I know it.
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Stay-at-home mom.
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Can you remind me
what that job entails?
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Cooking, cleaning,
laundry, paying the bills,
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waxing the floors,
keeping the piano in tune,
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stocking the pantry,
raising our son,
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and maintaining
a positive attitude
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that sets the tone
for the rest
of the household.
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Oh! Oh!
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Wow, you're up early.
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Is Miss Piggy co-hosting
the Today show?
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No, she karate-chopped
Savannah Guthrie
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and got banned
from set.
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Danny...
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Getting up early is an
essential part of being a
stay-at-home MILF.
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MILF.
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A Mom I Like To French?
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I like that.
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This is my new job.
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So I just need to
take the focus
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that I had in my
old job as a doctor
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and simply
apply it to this.
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For instance, my fiancé's
morning cup of coffee.
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Wow.
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And I found this really cool
mommy blog to help me.
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"Modern Mominista.
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"Living a fabulous life
one dirty diaper at a time."
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You can tell it's a
really classy site,
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because the banner ads
are for anti-depressants.
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Got a little something
in there.
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Oh, no,
you leave that in there.
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That's the coffee.
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You leave it in here?
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Do you not like it?
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I love it.
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Good morning,
Shulman & Associates!
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And welcome
to your new intercom.
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I noticed that our morning
meetings were becoming
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interminable becauseI couldn't seemto get through
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a single sentence
without interruptions.
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Dr. Reed...
Dr. Reed, this chair...
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I need a day off.
...hurts my butt cheeks.
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However, with this
new office-wide intercom,
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I never need to be
worried about being
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interrupted ever...
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Good morning,
ladies and gentlemen.
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I have a query.
And I warn you,
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it pertains to
matters of the heart.
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You have a crush on me.
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You're too old,
I'm sorry.
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Ah, don't tempt me,
Beverly.
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I have a hot-air
balloon ride
with your name on it.
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In that case,
pick me up at 6:00.
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I live in the alley.
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No.
This is about
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my sweet, darlin'
little baby sister, Colette.
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I need to find her
a man.
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A man?
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For what?
To spot her
at the gym?
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I could do that.
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No, a male suitor.
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Our grandfather's wedding
is coming up,
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and I don't want her to be
the only woman there
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without a dance partner,
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especially since
she is so graceful.
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Damn it!
Open up, you dick!
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So if y'all think of anyone
who might fit the bill,
I'd be greatly obliged.
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Oh, and for your information,
Jewish is fine.
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Hmm.
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Colette's gay, right?
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'Cause if not,
I'm taking back
the walking stick
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I got her
for her birthday.
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Oh, definitely.
I know gay
when I see it, okay?
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I was in prison
with Carson Kressley,
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who's a great guy
and totally changed
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my sense of fashion.
Look at that.
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Okay, guys.
Let's stop gossiping
about this.
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If Colette
wants to come out,
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let's let her do it
in her own way.
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Richie came out
during his tumbling routine
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at the high school
talent show.
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Brought down the house.
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And that is our new
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forty-digit Wi-Fi password.
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For security reasons,
I will never repeat it again.
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Come on, man!
Dang, man!
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Leo, you better
hold onto your pacifier,
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because your mom
is about to transform
into a Modern Mominista.
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Step number one.
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Take pride
in your appearance.
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Dress every day likeyou're on a date withyour special little guy.
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Dress nice?
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Bitch, you don't even
need to ask.
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Two,take advantageof the baby's nap
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to clean up the house.
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But don't use the vacuum.
That'll wake him up.
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Hand-clean the floor
with all-organic products.
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Hand clean?
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I've never gotten
on my knees and not gotten
jewelry out of it.
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Step number one.
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Take pride
in your appearance.
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Dress every day likeyou're on a date withyour special little guy.
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Okay, back on track.
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What's next?
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By now you should be
back from your five-mile run
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and your duck should be ready
to come out of the oven.
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What duck? What run?
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Oh, screw you!
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Ho!
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Ow!
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Hey, Morgan,
I need to talk to you.
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Uh...
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You know
I'm gay, right?
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Yeah, I had
a pretty good idea.
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I mean, your Pinterest
is all pictures of steaks
you want to cook.
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I made it my homepage.
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My brother doesn't know
that I'm gay
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and I'm not going
to tell him
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because the dude
is old-fashioned.
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I'm talking, he's got
a bullet in his shoulder
from a duel.
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So you never tried
to tell him?
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It's easier this way.
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Just to pretend like
it doesn't exist.
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But the problem now
is that he's trying
to find me a wedding date.
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So...
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I wanted to see
if you would
play my boyfriend.
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Just till this blows over.
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And then that's it.
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You asking me out?
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Yes, but as pretend,
so don't get...
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This is my first ask-out.
Really?
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Congratulations,
because you got yourself
a boyfriend.
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Oh! All right! Yes!
Mmm.
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No!
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After a long day of beinga Modern Mominista,
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there's no better rewardthan your hubby'sappreciation.
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Welcome,
my beautiful breadwinner.
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Hey.
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Wow. Place looks great.
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Doesn't it?
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Yeah.
Oh, no, no,
no, no, no.
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Let me, my prince.
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Thank you.
Yeah.
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The baby's asleep.
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The house has been
spotlessly cleaned with
useless organic products.
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And for dinner...
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The American classic,
grilled cheese
and tomato soup.
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Wow, that sounds great,
babe.
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Bon appétit.
Thank you.
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Give it to me
I'm worth it, etc
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Whoa, babe!
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That's great.
Thank you.
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Bye, honey.
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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll
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Ah, you! Come here.
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Ow!
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Mmm.
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Hey, babe.
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Hey, sweetie.
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Dinner's ready.
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And I made us something
very special for TGIF.
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Queso panini and
my take on hot gazpacho.
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Grilled cheese
and tomato soup.
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I mean, I guess
you could call it that.
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Oh, thanks.
But you know what?
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I, uh... I picked up
something on the way home.
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So I'm all good.
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Is there something wrong
with my home-cooked meal?
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No, absolutely not.
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No, it's just
you mastered
grilled cheese,
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maybe it's time to,
you know, try cooking
something else.
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Sure. You know,
I'll just take
cooking classes
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at the Manhattan Institute
for Women with
Infinite Time.
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Okay, just...
Just forget I said that.
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Why don't you cool off?
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And while you do that,
I'll hit the gym.
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You know what?
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Why don't you stay here
and look after Leo
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and I go out for a while.
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I haven't been outside
since I took our trash
to the river.
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It's just...
I was hoping
to take a break.
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I mean, I worked all day.
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Yeah, I also
worked all day and I would
also love a break.
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But your job is fun.
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I'm jealous you get to
hang out all day
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with the coolest
little guy around.
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Hang out all day?
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Yeah.
You think this is
a vacation?
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You think
I'm laying on the beach
tits-deep in a margarita?
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If you think
this is so easy, Danny,
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then why don't
you try it?
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You would die.
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I don't think so.
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I think I'd be
pretty good at it.
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Oh, really?
Yeah.
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Well, then
you got a deal, bud.
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On Monday,
I'm going to go to work
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and you can stay at home.
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Great, sounds like
a lot of fun.
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You can call me
Stay-At-Home Dan.
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I will, because
it sounds pretty stupid.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
I am going to go to the gym
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while you take care
of our son.
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Good.
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Damn it.
Now I have to go to the gym.
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Okay, stay-at-home daddy,
I am off to work,
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so where's my break...
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...fast?
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French toast, mon amour?
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Damn it, this is
restaurant-quality.
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You know, it helps
if the brioche is fresh,
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00:09:30,618 --> 00:09:33,057
so I stopped at the bakery
on the way back from my run.
252
00:09:33,527 --> 00:09:34,655
You already went on a run?
253
00:09:34,730 --> 00:09:35,721
Yeah, you were half asleep.
254
00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:37,669
You mumbled something
about Taylor Swift
255
00:09:37,739 --> 00:09:39,003
and then you rolled over
and farted.
256
00:09:39,444 --> 00:09:42,283
Your poached eggs
should be ready
in three, two, one.
257
00:09:43,857 --> 00:09:44,985
There we go.
258
00:09:50,844 --> 00:09:51,904
Congratulations, everyone.
259
00:09:51,980 --> 00:09:53,314
Your prayers
have been answered,
260
00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:54,376
because Mindy Lahiri...
261
00:09:54,454 --> 00:09:55,684
Ow!
262
00:09:55,926 --> 00:09:58,559
What the hell, dude?
I am so sorry.
263
00:09:58,633 --> 00:10:00,366
It's just... It's...
It's lunchtime pigskin.
264
00:10:00,439 --> 00:10:01,430
Lunchtime pigskin.
265
00:10:01,509 --> 00:10:02,705
God!
Sorry.
266
00:10:03,013 --> 00:10:04,073
Morgan and I were
just practicing
267
00:10:04,150 --> 00:10:05,780
for our family's weekend
touch football game.
268
00:10:05,854 --> 00:10:07,587
- Ho!
- Huh?
269
00:10:07,660 --> 00:10:08,924
Why would you
be invited to that?
270
00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:12,506
No, you're not hunting him
for sport, are you?
271
00:10:12,574 --> 00:10:14,375
No, we don't
do that anymore.
272
00:10:15,550 --> 00:10:17,715
Morgan's invited because
he's Colette's new boyfriend.
273
00:10:17,924 --> 00:10:19,223
What?
Oh, yeah.
274
00:10:19,294 --> 00:10:20,285
There's my girl.
275
00:10:20,364 --> 00:10:21,424
What!
276
00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:24,704
Get this...
Everyone's calling us
Col-organ, which I hate.
277
00:10:24,777 --> 00:10:25,871
Guys, please.
278
00:10:25,947 --> 00:10:28,854
Yes!
I love men.
279
00:10:28,922 --> 00:10:31,589
I love being in
this relationship.
Mmm.
280
00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,935
What a hot
and natural couple.
Isn't it?
281
00:10:35,141 --> 00:10:36,577
Morgan is
a fine young man.
282
00:10:36,645 --> 00:10:37,739
We're going golfing later.
283
00:10:37,815 --> 00:10:39,616
Uh, by "golf," you mean
the Frisbee variety?
284
00:10:39,687 --> 00:10:42,183
Morgan, you are a panic.
285
00:10:42,262 --> 00:10:43,526
I love it.
I know!
286
00:10:43,598 --> 00:10:44,692
- Oh!
- Catch!
287
00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,763
Come on, shnookums.
This is my boyfriend.
288
00:10:47,510 --> 00:10:49,915
Excuse me, but,
uh, would you mind if I ask,
289
00:10:49,984 --> 00:10:51,078
what are you
doing back here?
290
00:10:51,556 --> 00:10:52,752
What am I doing here?
Yeah.
291
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:53,954
That's like
asking Rihanna
292
00:10:54,030 --> 00:10:55,158
what she's doing
at the Met Ball.
293
00:10:55,233 --> 00:10:56,224
I'm the queen of this ish.
294
00:10:56,436 --> 00:10:58,533
But if you must know,
295
00:10:58,642 --> 00:10:59,873
Danny's taking care
of our baby
296
00:10:59,947 --> 00:11:01,942
and I am covering
his workload.
297
00:11:02,053 --> 00:11:03,614
So the hysterectomy
I was going to do with Danny,
298
00:11:03,691 --> 00:11:04,785
now I'm doing it with you?
299
00:11:04,861 --> 00:11:06,092
Yeah, man! Yeah.
300
00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:07,156
You bet your
sweet ass you are.
301
00:11:07,268 --> 00:11:08,259
And we're going to
listen to my playlist.
302
00:11:08,338 --> 00:11:10,310
So I hope you like
Monster Mash
and Tracy Chapman.
303
00:11:10,912 --> 00:11:12,439
God!
304
00:11:12,517 --> 00:11:13,646
I'm so sorry.
305
00:11:14,790 --> 00:11:15,781
Well, Leo...
306
00:11:15,860 --> 00:11:17,330
Today's going to be
easy as pie.
307
00:11:17,398 --> 00:11:18,458
Speaking of which...
308
00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:23,314
Yeah.
309
00:11:23,382 --> 00:11:24,943
Yeah, it looks good, right?
310
00:11:25,021 --> 00:11:27,493
Okay, let me cross that
off the to-do list.
311
00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:29,590
Bake apple pie.
We're right on schedule.
312
00:11:29,768 --> 00:11:30,930
We'll go to the
pediatrician early,
313
00:11:31,004 --> 00:11:33,273
we'll still have time to work
on our Italian flashcards.
314
00:11:33,345 --> 00:11:34,336
What's next?
315
00:11:34,415 --> 00:11:36,010
Cable guy's five minutes late.
That's okay, right?
316
00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:37,420
That's why you schedule
wiggle room.
317
00:11:38,727 --> 00:11:39,718
Oh. Whoop!
318
00:11:39,797 --> 00:11:40,959
Rattle down.
I'll get it.
319
00:11:42,839 --> 00:11:43,865
Oh, damn it.
320
00:11:43,942 --> 00:11:45,002
Um...
321
00:11:45,647 --> 00:11:46,810
Okay.
That's okay.
322
00:11:46,884 --> 00:11:47,875
No worries.
323
00:11:48,489 --> 00:11:51,054
That's why you always
bake a second pie.
324
00:11:51,866 --> 00:11:52,926
Hey!
325
00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:53,994
Hey, man!
326
00:11:54,072 --> 00:11:55,166
What the hell are you
doing with Colette?
327
00:11:55,309 --> 00:11:56,335
We're dating
and we're in love!
328
00:11:56,713 --> 00:11:58,479
Okay, that's
obviously not true.
329
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,424
Morgan, you cannot turn
gay people straight.
330
00:12:01,494 --> 00:12:02,987
I know, I know.
Listen, listen. Okay.
331
00:12:03,065 --> 00:12:05,300
Colette asked me to
be the beard at her
grandfather's wedding.
332
00:12:05,372 --> 00:12:07,344
But now Dr. K is
treating me like family.
333
00:12:07,412 --> 00:12:08,882
He took me on his boat!
334
00:12:08,949 --> 00:12:10,920
No one has ever done that
and brought me back.
335
00:12:10,989 --> 00:12:13,861
You cannot keep a
Southern family's gay secret
for personal gain.
336
00:12:13,930 --> 00:12:15,629
What are you, in a
Tennessee Williams play?
337
00:12:16,404 --> 00:12:17,498
Whoa, am I smart?
338
00:12:18,076 --> 00:12:19,444
You shouldn't help
Colette lie.
339
00:12:19,513 --> 00:12:22,078
And this is coming from
someone who loves to lie.
340
00:12:22,154 --> 00:12:24,058
I need more time.
Jody's teaching me
how to play the spoons.
341
00:12:24,127 --> 00:12:25,255
Look at this. Ready?
342
00:12:25,865 --> 00:12:27,301
Got a woman in...
343
00:12:28,741 --> 00:12:30,336
It happens seven or
eight times a day,
344
00:12:30,412 --> 00:12:31,712
and, frankly,
I'm getting sick of it.
345
00:12:31,783 --> 00:12:33,914
Attention, y'all, thismessage is for Morgan.
346
00:12:33,989 --> 00:12:35,790
I'm not going to finish
my chicken pot pie.
347
00:12:35,862 --> 00:12:38,860
Please make your way tothe kitchen if you would likesome leftover gravy and peas.
348
00:12:38,937 --> 00:12:41,171
Did you hear that?
It's my favorite food, scraps!
349
00:12:41,244 --> 00:12:43,649
I need this.
Please? Great.
Okay.
350
00:12:43,718 --> 00:12:46,089
Please refrainfrom using the intercom
351
00:12:46,159 --> 00:12:48,154
for announcements
about chicken pot pie.
352
00:12:48,532 --> 00:12:50,197
My son's late for a
doctor's appointment.
353
00:12:50,271 --> 00:12:51,604
So how long's it going to be?
354
00:12:52,812 --> 00:12:55,445
What? What do you mean,
"What's a guy doing home
at 2:00 p.m."?
355
00:12:55,519 --> 00:12:57,616
I'll tell you what
I'm doing home.
I'm a stay-at-home dad!
356
00:12:57,692 --> 00:12:58,957
That's okay now.
357
00:13:00,266 --> 00:13:01,634
No, you're getting heated!
358
00:13:02,372 --> 00:13:03,933
He hung up on me.
359
00:13:04,010 --> 00:13:05,446
Cable company hung up on me.
360
00:13:05,850 --> 00:13:07,913
Uh... Ow!
361
00:13:07,989 --> 00:13:09,049
God!
362
00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:10,287
God damn it.
363
00:13:13,238 --> 00:13:14,503
Okay.
364
00:13:14,575 --> 00:13:15,874
Okay.
365
00:13:17,483 --> 00:13:18,474
Oh, it's Mommy.
366
00:13:29,753 --> 00:13:31,987
I was working in the lab
late one night, etc
367
00:13:38,813 --> 00:13:40,477
That was a great surgery!
368
00:13:40,551 --> 00:13:42,420
I forgot how much I like
slicing open women.
369
00:13:43,092 --> 00:13:44,356
Thank God I became a doctor.
370
00:13:44,430 --> 00:13:47,963
After that...
I think we deserve a treat.
371
00:13:49,444 --> 00:13:50,538
Whoa.
372
00:13:50,615 --> 00:13:52,050
The flask?
373
00:13:52,118 --> 00:13:54,284
Mine was confiscated at
the American Girl store.
374
00:13:54,359 --> 00:13:55,350
What is this?
Mike's Hard?
375
00:13:55,428 --> 00:13:57,126
Oh, that's craft whiskey.
376
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,727
The field of rye was
fertilized only by
377
00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:00,297
the leavings of
Kentucky Derby winners.
378
00:14:00,644 --> 00:14:03,243
So fancy and gross.
379
00:14:03,318 --> 00:14:04,446
What are we drinking to?
380
00:14:04,722 --> 00:14:06,556
How about your
last day of work?
381
00:14:08,065 --> 00:14:09,330
I can't believe
I'm saying this.
382
00:14:10,171 --> 00:14:13,477
I'm sorry you won't be there
tomorrow to assist in
my triplet delivery.
383
00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:16,351
Yeah, I need to be
at home with my son.
384
00:14:16,424 --> 00:14:17,723
You know, Danny's right.
385
00:14:17,794 --> 00:14:20,495
A child needs his
doctor mother to be home
to clean the floors
386
00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:22,506
and to prepare the
father gourmet food.
387
00:14:22,574 --> 00:14:24,443
And that's what
I want to be doing, so...
388
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,217
Sounds like
you need another sip.
389
00:14:26,787 --> 00:14:29,282
Uh, nope,
you already drank it all.
390
00:14:29,395 --> 00:14:30,386
Yeah.
391
00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:34,002
Come in.
392
00:14:34,510 --> 00:14:36,641
Oh, good.
You're still here.
I thought you were gone.
393
00:14:36,716 --> 00:14:38,118
No, no, no, no.
I'm still here.
394
00:14:38,187 --> 00:14:39,748
I'm still a working-mom
until the end of the day.
395
00:14:39,825 --> 00:14:43,096
Good, because I need
something feminine to wear
to my grandpa's wedding.
396
00:14:43,168 --> 00:14:45,641
This is the
only dress I own.
397
00:14:45,709 --> 00:14:47,704
It was from
my first communion.
398
00:14:47,782 --> 00:14:49,879
Colette, we need to talk.
Sit down.
399
00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:52,728
You have to tell
your brother the truth.
400
00:14:52,797 --> 00:14:54,267
If you are not living
your authentic self,
401
00:14:54,334 --> 00:14:55,770
what even was
the point of Glee?
402
00:14:55,839 --> 00:14:57,970
Well, the problem's Jody.
I just...
403
00:14:58,045 --> 00:15:00,644
I love him so much, I...
I want to be the...
404
00:15:00,719 --> 00:15:03,056
The girly-girl he's always
wanted me to be.
405
00:15:03,127 --> 00:15:04,791
Even if that means
I have to lie.
406
00:15:04,865 --> 00:15:05,856
Forever.
407
00:15:06,036 --> 00:15:08,099
You shouldn't hide who you are
from someone you love.
408
00:15:11,518 --> 00:15:13,319
Oh, my God.
409
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:14,689
I'm in the closet, too.
410
00:15:14,761 --> 00:15:16,789
Definitely not.
Like, hard no.
411
00:15:16,868 --> 00:15:18,463
Not even close.
412
00:15:18,539 --> 00:15:20,773
Yes, but I'm keeping a secret
from a man that I love.
413
00:15:21,413 --> 00:15:22,781
I'll tell you a secret.
414
00:15:22,851 --> 00:15:24,652
I don't want to be a
stay-at-home mom.
415
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,057
I want to come to work.
I just...
416
00:15:26,128 --> 00:15:27,392
I don't know
how to tell Danny.
417
00:15:27,465 --> 00:15:29,562
Well, if he loves you
he'll understand.
418
00:15:32,948 --> 00:15:35,421
I guess I got to tell
Jody the truth, too.
419
00:15:35,489 --> 00:15:37,620
I just got to find a
way to tell him delicately.
420
00:15:38,765 --> 00:15:39,995
Hey, boo.
421
00:15:40,536 --> 00:15:42,235
Jody is starting to
get suspicious.
422
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,338
So you and I have to
start openly kissing
423
00:15:44,415 --> 00:15:46,010
and maybe get a
little grabsy.
Oh, God! No!
424
00:15:46,086 --> 00:15:47,819
No! Ugh.
425
00:15:48,192 --> 00:15:49,457
Oh, God.
426
00:15:49,663 --> 00:15:51,190
Hey, everybody.
427
00:15:51,301 --> 00:15:52,430
It's Colette.
428
00:15:52,505 --> 00:15:54,602
I'm a lesbian.
Over and out.
429
00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:56,607
I'm proud of you.
430
00:15:56,684 --> 00:15:58,450
I feel so good!
431
00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:00,149
Colette!
432
00:16:00,228 --> 00:16:02,530
No!
433
00:16:07,315 --> 00:16:09,014
Colette, you're
not really gay, are you?
434
00:16:09,589 --> 00:16:11,355
I mean, this is just
another one of your
funny pranks, right?
435
00:16:11,427 --> 00:16:13,057
Like when you kissed
that girl in your class?
436
00:16:13,133 --> 00:16:14,568
Or asked that girl to prom?
437
00:16:15,572 --> 00:16:17,042
Oh, dear.
438
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,375
It's not a prank, Jody.
439
00:16:18,448 --> 00:16:20,146
Listen, she's not gay.
Relax, okay?
440
00:16:20,219 --> 00:16:22,248
This is just a ruse
so I will propose to her
441
00:16:22,325 --> 00:16:23,818
and it's working.
Colette, I love you.
442
00:16:23,897 --> 00:16:24,923
No, get up. Get up.
I just need a minute.
443
00:16:25,001 --> 00:16:26,197
This is all so shocking.
Really?
444
00:16:26,271 --> 00:16:28,574
Every Halloween
I went as John Elway.
445
00:16:28,678 --> 00:16:29,908
It's not that you're gay.
446
00:16:29,981 --> 00:16:31,349
I've known plenty of gays.
447
00:16:31,419 --> 00:16:32,787
Heck, half the guys in
boarding school were
448
00:16:32,857 --> 00:16:33,951
messing around
with each other.
449
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:35,087
Amen, sister.
450
00:16:35,731 --> 00:16:37,099
Wait, then
why are you so upset?
451
00:16:37,169 --> 00:16:38,605
Because I love you, Colette.
452
00:16:38,740 --> 00:16:40,678
And now your life
isn't going to be the
one I pictured for you.
453
00:16:40,746 --> 00:16:41,840
And neither will mine.
454
00:16:41,916 --> 00:16:43,615
I mean, now
I'll never have a
brother-in-law.
455
00:16:43,722 --> 00:16:45,249
We were going to
grill together,
456
00:16:45,327 --> 00:16:46,455
complain about our wives.
457
00:16:46,530 --> 00:16:48,901
Jody, don't you get it?
458
00:16:48,971 --> 00:16:50,601
I'm going to be
that brother-in-law!
459
00:16:50,675 --> 00:16:51,701
What do you mean?
460
00:16:51,779 --> 00:16:53,613
I like dumb blondes
just like you do.
461
00:16:53,684 --> 00:16:56,716
I mean, we're both going
to marry hot trophy wives
who love to shop.
462
00:16:56,961 --> 00:16:58,055
With really big breasts?
463
00:16:58,131 --> 00:16:59,157
The biggest!
464
00:16:59,234 --> 00:17:00,727
This coming-out is
getting less touching.
465
00:17:00,805 --> 00:17:02,435
And who do you think's
going to sit on the bench
466
00:17:02,510 --> 00:17:04,448
at the mall
holding their purses?
467
00:17:04,516 --> 00:17:06,180
Me and you?
Damn right.
468
00:17:06,255 --> 00:17:07,656
Come here.
469
00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:11,332
Okay.
470
00:17:11,404 --> 00:17:14,207
Thanks, Dr. Lahiri,
for the advice.
471
00:17:14,278 --> 00:17:16,250
I'm really glad
I said how I feel.
472
00:17:17,421 --> 00:17:21,456
I don't care if you're gay
or straight or trans.
473
00:17:22,134 --> 00:17:24,664
I'm in love with you
and all that matters is
that you are my girlfriend.
474
00:17:24,742 --> 00:17:25,733
No.
475
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:26,803
- Could've been the best.
- No.
476
00:17:26,881 --> 00:17:27,907
You could've had the best.
477
00:17:27,986 --> 00:17:29,479
Hey, sweetheart.
478
00:17:29,557 --> 00:17:30,548
Don't worry.
479
00:17:30,627 --> 00:17:32,028
I had a hard first day, too.
480
00:17:34,337 --> 00:17:35,328
Hey, babe.
481
00:17:36,745 --> 00:17:37,941
Oh, my God.
Are you painting?
482
00:17:38,316 --> 00:17:40,720
Yeah, it's just watercolors.
483
00:17:40,789 --> 00:17:41,849
Relaxes me.
484
00:17:43,765 --> 00:17:44,859
This place looks amazing.
485
00:17:44,934 --> 00:17:46,769
Ah, I don't know
if it looks amazing.
486
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,709
I almost didn't get to
wax the floor, because
487
00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:49,942
I was glazing the duck.
488
00:17:50,418 --> 00:17:53,291
Somehow, I miraculously
managed to do both.
489
00:17:53,527 --> 00:17:54,518
You did both?
490
00:17:54,596 --> 00:17:55,724
Hey, have a seat.
491
00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:02,015
I'm going to wash up
and we'll say grace, okay?
492
00:18:02,086 --> 00:18:03,180
Okay.
493
00:18:08,069 --> 00:18:10,805
Hey, Leo, we need to talk.
494
00:18:10,878 --> 00:18:13,180
Thing is,
genetically speaking,
495
00:18:13,251 --> 00:18:16,090
you're half your dad
and half me.
496
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,359
Which is mostly a
good thing...
497
00:18:18,433 --> 00:18:22,434
You'll probably inherit your
dad's hair and my ability to
remember slights.
498
00:18:22,713 --> 00:18:24,148
And I really hope you inherit
499
00:18:24,217 --> 00:18:26,689
your dad's ability to be
great at everything he tries.
500
00:18:27,828 --> 00:18:29,458
But you might be like me,
501
00:18:29,533 --> 00:18:33,306
and I'm only great
at one thing, my job.
502
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:36,743
God, you should've
seen me in the surgery today.
503
00:18:36,821 --> 00:18:39,123
Even Karen
the anesthesiologist
gave me a high-five,
504
00:18:39,195 --> 00:18:40,596
and I've told you
what a bitch she is.
505
00:18:42,069 --> 00:18:43,973
I just want you to be
proud of me, baby.
506
00:18:46,683 --> 00:18:48,780
Which is why I have to
go back to work.
507
00:18:48,856 --> 00:18:51,763
I just don't know
how to tell your dad yet.
508
00:18:56,746 --> 00:18:58,546
Wait a second.
509
00:18:58,618 --> 00:19:01,091
That's a hotel-quality
bed corner!
510
00:19:03,231 --> 00:19:05,260
It's so tidy in there.
511
00:19:05,705 --> 00:19:06,833
Oh, thanks.
512
00:19:06,909 --> 00:19:09,508
Well, you know what
I liked the most...
513
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:10,848
Was this towel swan.
514
00:19:10,954 --> 00:19:11,945
What?
515
00:19:12,024 --> 00:19:13,426
This towel swan
that you made.
516
00:19:13,495 --> 00:19:14,759
The swan I made
out of a towel.
517
00:19:14,832 --> 00:19:16,233
It's funny
because I remember
518
00:19:16,303 --> 00:19:20,077
you telling me that
origami was disrespectful
to Pearl Harbor vets.
519
00:19:20,148 --> 00:19:22,382
Oh, no, no, no.
I changed my mind
on that whole theory.
520
00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:24,015
Well, since
I'm going to be home
tomorrow,
521
00:19:24,093 --> 00:19:26,622
thought maybe you could,
uh, show me how you did it.
522
00:19:27,536 --> 00:19:28,527
The towel swan?
523
00:19:28,606 --> 00:19:29,597
Yeah.
524
00:19:29,675 --> 00:19:31,944
Let's see, that's...
Oh, yeah, that's...
525
00:19:32,016 --> 00:19:34,318
Once over there
and then we, uh...
526
00:19:34,724 --> 00:19:35,852
Mmm.
These towels are a little
527
00:19:35,927 --> 00:19:37,592
starchy right now, but, uh...
528
00:19:38,769 --> 00:19:40,501
No, that doesn't
look like a swan.
529
00:19:41,410 --> 00:19:43,609
Cross over and then we, uh...
530
00:19:44,586 --> 00:19:45,577
What's that?
531
00:19:45,656 --> 00:19:47,092
The gun in The Godfather.
532
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:48,288
That sucks.
Give that to me.
533
00:19:48,364 --> 00:19:49,354
Here.
534
00:19:50,069 --> 00:19:51,699
I cannot believe you!
What?
535
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:54,304
You brought your mother
in as a ringer to
make me look bad.
536
00:19:54,381 --> 00:19:56,011
Fine.
I had help, okay?
537
00:19:56,087 --> 00:19:57,955
But it wasn't to
make you look bad, it was...
538
00:19:59,663 --> 00:20:01,133
It was because you were right.
539
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,139
My schedule was
in shreds by 12:00.
540
00:20:03,207 --> 00:20:05,236
I called Ma crying, okay?
541
00:20:05,381 --> 00:20:06,441
I couldn't do it.
542
00:20:07,988 --> 00:20:09,014
It's hard.
543
00:20:09,092 --> 00:20:10,425
It's really hard.
544
00:20:10,930 --> 00:20:13,700
I wasn't lying, like
my allergy to vegetables.
545
00:20:13,772 --> 00:20:15,036
I don't know how you do it.
546
00:20:15,109 --> 00:20:17,378
I changed my shirt,
like, four times.
547
00:20:18,118 --> 00:20:19,748
He just... He saw a
new shirt come
and he was like...
548
00:20:19,823 --> 00:20:21,657
Yeah. Big challenge.
549
00:20:21,862 --> 00:20:24,267
Did he do that thing
where he's clearly crying
550
00:20:24,369 --> 00:20:25,862
but there's no sound
coming out? He's like...
551
00:20:27,946 --> 00:20:29,314
Yeah, that's exactly
what he does.
552
00:20:29,384 --> 00:20:31,014
By the way, we're switching
to those diapers
553
00:20:31,089 --> 00:20:32,286
that are bad for
the environment.
554
00:20:32,527 --> 00:20:34,499
I've already been
using them, actually.
555
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,036
I keep them in the
ceiling with my candy.
556
00:20:36,304 --> 00:20:37,467
I'm a lucky guy.
557
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:40,577
I'm with someone that actually
wants to do this every day.
558
00:20:41,587 --> 00:20:42,817
I have to talk to you
about something.
559
00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:44,015
What's up?
560
00:20:44,328 --> 00:20:45,798
I haven't been...
561
00:20:45,866 --> 00:20:47,735
Sorry. Hold on a second.
562
00:20:48,942 --> 00:20:51,643
Hey, Little Danny.
How's my favorite half-sister?
563
00:20:51,716 --> 00:20:53,118
What's up on the Worst Coast?
564
00:20:54,592 --> 00:20:55,822
Uh, you don't need to cry.
565
00:20:55,895 --> 00:20:57,126
I'm only joking around
with you.
566
00:20:57,199 --> 00:20:59,364
California's not...
567
00:21:00,442 --> 00:21:01,707
Wait, what?
568
00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:05,616
My dad had a heart attack.
569
00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:10,093
Okay, Little Danny.
Well, I'm...
570
00:21:10,170 --> 00:21:11,834
I'm going to get out there
as soon as I can.
571
00:21:12,110 --> 00:21:13,546
Just call me if
anything changes.
572
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:15,946
Okay.
573
00:21:19,063 --> 00:21:20,054
Are you okay?
574
00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:22,002
He's stable, but...
575
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,976
Son of a bitch
smoked his whole life.
576
00:21:24,045 --> 00:21:25,071
I mean, I told him.
577
00:21:25,148 --> 00:21:26,880
"You can't...
You got to exercise, Dad."
578
00:21:26,954 --> 00:21:29,051
And he ate like crap.
I mean, it's no surprise.
579
00:21:30,129 --> 00:21:32,158
Okay,
I got to get out there.
580
00:21:32,235 --> 00:21:34,469
I mean, I don't know
what kind of doctors
he has out there.
581
00:21:36,281 --> 00:21:37,545
I got a delivery on Wednesday.
582
00:21:37,952 --> 00:21:40,755
What are they going to do
in the office without
either one of us?
583
00:21:42,198 --> 00:21:43,999
What the hell
am I talking about?
584
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:46,839
I can't go.
I... We have a son.
585
00:21:46,911 --> 00:21:47,971
I'm not...
No, no, no, no.
586
00:21:48,048 --> 00:21:49,382
I'm... I'm not going to go.
I got to stay with Leo.
587
00:21:49,452 --> 00:21:51,184
It's okay. It's okay.
Here's what we're going to do.
588
00:21:51,258 --> 00:21:53,229
I'm going to help you pack
and then you're going to
go out there
589
00:21:53,297 --> 00:21:55,394
and be with your dad
and with your sister.
590
00:21:55,470 --> 00:21:57,669
And then I'm going to go
back to work while you're gone
591
00:21:57,743 --> 00:22:00,478
and your mom can
take care of Leo
like she did today,
592
00:22:00,552 --> 00:22:03,117
and it's going to be okay.
593
00:22:06,870 --> 00:22:08,774
Oh, God.
You're the best.
594
00:22:08,843 --> 00:22:09,971
Thank you.
595
00:22:11,885 --> 00:22:13,286
I'm so sorry.
It's okay.
596
00:22:13,355 --> 00:22:14,848
It's going to be
okay, right?
597
00:22:14,927 --> 00:22:17,697
Uh... I'm going to...
598
00:22:17,769 --> 00:22:19,399
I'm going to call Richie.
599
00:22:19,675 --> 00:22:20,769
Thank you, babe.
600
00:22:22,148 --> 00:22:23,847
I'm actually happy to
go back to work.
601
00:22:25,783 --> 00:22:29,791
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