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Hey, babe, what do you
want in your panini?
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Hmm, preferably another
panini if possible.
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I don't know if
your press can handle that?
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Can my press not handle it?
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Of course my press
can handle it.
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This is a restaurant model.
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I should not have gotten you that
press for Christmas, my God.
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What's that big fancy letter?
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It's from Texas. Oh, you
know what I bet it is?
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Hmm? A thank you note from George W.
Bush for
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buying one of his paintings.
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Oh, yeah?
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"To my closest bros and hos,
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"you are cordially invited to the
most epic wedding of the century..."
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Mine! That's right, amigos,
your "bwaby bwoy" did it.
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I finally wore Lauren down
and she's going to be my wife!
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When? Saturday, March 28th.
6:00 pm until blackout o'clock.
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Where?
Lauren's family's ranch.
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Turns out she's loaded!
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Her family's cattle farm is
inhumane but profitable. Score!
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We are registered at my
weed dealer's website.
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No, we are not.
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JK, JK, JK, JK.
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Much better.
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"Please sext your RSVP."
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What?
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We're going, right?
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Unbelievable.
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Damn it, Danny! None of
my clothes fit anymore!
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This is the fattest
I've ever been.
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And this is coming from a
girl who in middle school
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had a chocolate
fountain in her bedroom.
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Babe, come on.
You're pregnant.
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You got a great glow.
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Please,
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do not start with
the pregnant lady glow.
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That's all made up, you know?
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And do not call me radiant.
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If one more person calls me
freaking radiant,
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I'm gonna kill someone.
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Okay.
Okay?
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This isn't a glow. This is
sweat from exertion
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from trying to pull these
jeans over my fat ass.
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You know what? I know what would
make you feel sexy. Yeah?
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We haven't taken
the D-train
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to Seduction Junction
in a while.
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Oh...
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No, Danny, I'm not in the mood.
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You're not in the mood?
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You're always in the mood,
no matter what.
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I mean after we watched
Schindler's List,
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you were like
really in the mood.
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How about this?
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That's a sleeping bag.
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You were with me
when I bought that at Target.
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It's hot? No?
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Yeah.
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Oh, God.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. A tracksuit?
That's my look!
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What, are you trying to
Single White Female me?
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No. This tracksuit
is the only thing
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that fits me
in my current state.
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I think it's unprofessional.
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I hear ya, sister.
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'Cause, I don't know if
you guys have noticed,
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I've put on a little bit
of weight
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since I started dating
my girlfriend, Jessica.
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You know, it's so funny
when you have a girlfriend,
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all you want to do
is watch a chick flick
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and then your girlfriend
comes home and goes,
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"Morgan, you fat
son of a bitch. Get up and..."
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Oh, we get it, Morgan.
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I didn't call this meeting
so everyone
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can rub their girlfriends
in my face!
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I called it because we
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need a new staff photo.
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Oh, yeah.
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What? What's wrong with that photo?
I look so skinny in it.
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Half these people don't even
work here anymore.
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I, for one, am sick
of staring at
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the insufferable smug faces
of our ex-colleagues.
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Is this because Dr. P is
marrying your girlfriend?
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No, that's ridiculous. Also,
I'm not in the photo.
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Eh, it's probably for the best.
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Well, anyway, prepare your
best American smiles. Harry?
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- Wait! What?
- Harry!
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What's up, Harry?
What's up, man?
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What the hell, man?
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Get that thing away from me.
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I can't be photographed
like this.
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Whoa. I need time,
Jeremy, all right?
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I need to get my hair dyed.
I need to get a colonic.
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I need to get tasteful cheek
implants if there's time.
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Min, pregnant women
can't do that.
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The kid will come out
glow-in-the-dark!
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Oh, wait, my skinny dress
is at the cleaners!
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Can we just wait so
I can go pick that up?
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It makes me look hot,
no matter what.
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Fine. We'll do it tomorrow.
Harry, I'm so sorry about this.
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Oh, thank you.
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Hey, woman. Thank you so
much for moving me back east
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to help out with
the new practice.
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I'm just setting up my
new reception desk.
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You don't mind if I sell
my rap demos there, right?
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Absolutely not. Rishi,
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you cannot sell your single,
Ho, It Ain't Mine,
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at my women's fertility clinic.
Okay.
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Wait, wait. Before you go...
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Do I look gross?
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Oh... I don't know...
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I mean, I knew you when
you had a perm and overalls on
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and that was nasty, so...
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You look better than that.
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Hello.
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Uh, hell no! Ugh...
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Sorry, Dr. L,
I couldn't help but overhear.
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If you're trying to look good,
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my cousin Sheena is an
aspiring personal stylist.
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I'm just going to wait
for my skinny dress
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to come back from the
from the dry cleaners.
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You should think about it.
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Sheena made my
next door neighbor look
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hella sexy at her
retirement party
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and my next door neighbor
has to be weighed at a zoo.
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Damn it, Tamra. I can still
be weighed on a human scale.
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Think about it.
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- Morning, chums.
- Hey.
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How would the two of
you care to accompany me
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to a singles pajama party
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that my friend is throwing tonight?
Ooh.
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Ah, tonight I can't. Ray and
I are putting in wiring
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in the brownstone
that I'm renovating.
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Ah... I would love to go
to a singles mixer
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but I don't know if you heard
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I have a girlfriend right now?
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You're both coming!
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Okay? How about that?
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You're helping me
find a girlfriend.
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I'm sick of it, guys.
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I'm sick of being the
office pushover
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who just turns up to
everybody else's stuff
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and allows his colleagues
to marry his girlfriend.
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Well, that's it! No more!
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From now on, I'm aggressive
and I'm confident.
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I'm an all-new Jeremy.
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You can call me...
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Jer.
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Okay, Jer.
Jer!
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Wonderful! Then I will see you both
tonight at the singles pajama party!
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All right, Jer-Bear.
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I mean Jer.
Jer.
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Oh!
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Oh, my sweet dress!
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Ooh.
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Hubba-hubba, foxy lady.
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Oh, God.
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I know you think you're a
big, fat, pregnant monster, Dr. L.
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But pregnancy is weird
for all women.
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My mom actually lost weight
when she was pregnant with me.
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Cool origin story.
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Hey, we need to start the
beautification process.
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On the way over here
someone called me "Sir"
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and another person said,
"Hey, big guy." Dang.
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Where is your cousin?
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Somebody looking for
Cousin Sheena?
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Oh, my God.
Where did you come from?
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In a sense,
I've always been here.
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What?
She's messing with you.
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She snuck in while you
were in the bathroom.
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So Tamra tells me you pregnant.
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You need to be careful.
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Babies are shady.
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They'll steal your youth and beauty
and keep it for their own damn self.
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Well, that ship has sailed,
Cousin Sheena!
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Where were you three months ago?
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On a cruise.
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It's not just the photo.
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I don't even want to have sex
with my boyfriend.
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How long has it been?
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Two weeks.
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Oh!
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Okay...
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Tamra, get me my juice!
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It's not just that.
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I don't feel confident anymore.
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You want to know
what happened yesterday?
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My butt knocked over
an aquarium.
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Mindy, confidence comes from...
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From within. Yeah, I know.
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Within?
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Who the hell told you that?
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Confidence comes from amazing
outfits and perfect makeup.
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Listen to her, Dr. L,
she's the expert.
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She had to overcome a lot to be
the beautiful woman she is today.
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Oh yeah, like what?
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Having too hot a
face and body? Come on.
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Ripped By mstoll
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Well, well, well.
A lot of fit birds here...
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Time for Jer to make his move.
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I mean, this is dumb. Adults shouldn't
have to put on pajamas to meet each other.
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They should just let their parents
introduce them to their second cousin.
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You know someone who has
the same values they do.
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I love...
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Jessica?
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Oh boy. That's Jessica.
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Um.
Oh, man.
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What? What?
No, no, no.
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What do you mean, "No,
no, no?" It's not bad.
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No, you're right. It's not bad.
Maybe it's like her,
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like, really hot brother,
you know?
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Hey.
Okay.
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What? Can you go over
there and just kind of
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suss out the situation?
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Just give me just a good sussing.
No, no, Morgan...
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Suss it for me!
I don't want to suss it.
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I didn't even want to come
here in the first place.
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You hooked us up.
This is your responsibility.
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You have to make sure that her
and I are together forever
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until we are two skeletons holding
hands in a couple's grave.
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Please. Please.
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Okay, fine.
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Thank you. Okay.
Fine. I'll go.
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Just be cool.
I'm going to be here.
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Hey, what's up, Jess?
Oh, hey, Danny.
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How you doing?
Morgan isn't here, is he?
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Uh, Morgan? Yeah, I saw him,
I saw him around. Oh, cool.
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He's hanging out.
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Everything all right with you guys?
Mmm-hmm.
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Great. No. To tell you the
truth, I'm actually...
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Thinking of breaking up
with him.
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This is going to sound awful,
but he's really let himself go.
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Really?
I didn't even notice that!
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Yeah, he's gained like 30 pounds.
Wow.
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He brings turkey legs
to bed with him.
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Jess, don't break up
with him, okay?
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Because...
Because?
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Because Jeremy's gonna
fire him tomorrow.
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What?
Yeah, he's firing him.
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Maybe I should wait.
Yeah.
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You know, sleep on it
for a while.
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Okay, now tell me what you see.
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Two hot black girls and
a fat load in a tracksuit.
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That's cold. Now if the person in
the mirror was your best friend?
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Would you be as mean to her
as you're being to yourself?
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No.
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Well, I got news for you.
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You are talking to
your best friend.
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You.
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Damn.
250
00:08:55,482 --> 00:08:57,109
Sheena, you're deep as hell.
251
00:08:57,184 --> 00:08:58,174
I know.
252
00:08:58,253 --> 00:08:59,618
I used to work in a bookstore
253
00:08:59,688 --> 00:09:02,055
and I read a sentence out of
every single one of them books.
254
00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,490
Now, let's get to work.
Strike a pose.
255
00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:10,560
Okay. That gets an A.
Really?
256
00:09:10,635 --> 00:09:12,535
A complete disaster!
257
00:09:12,738 --> 00:09:15,206
Okay. Well, I think you
could have just said F, then.
258
00:09:15,274 --> 00:09:16,833
You know what? Let's just
not do this anymore.
259
00:09:16,910 --> 00:09:18,434
I'm just going to
look bad in the photo
260
00:09:18,511 --> 00:09:19,842
and I'll never have sex again.
261
00:09:19,913 --> 00:09:21,745
You look fine.
262
00:09:21,816 --> 00:09:23,647
It's your attitude
that's terrible.
263
00:09:23,718 --> 00:09:26,085
Now, we all have insecurities
we need to get over.
264
00:09:26,154 --> 00:09:27,587
But you need to own it
265
00:09:27,656 --> 00:09:31,684
and be as confident and as beautiful
as any other bitch in the room.
266
00:09:32,596 --> 00:09:35,794
Yeah. I can be as confident as
any other bitch in the room.
267
00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:40,271
Tamra, go down to my car
and get me... Veronica.
268
00:09:41,107 --> 00:09:42,404
Veronica's a pushup bra.
269
00:09:43,477 --> 00:09:45,308
Let me show you how it's done.
Okay.
270
00:09:46,813 --> 00:09:48,611
Bam! Bam!
271
00:09:50,819 --> 00:09:52,446
Now don't try this, that baby
will pop right out of you.
272
00:09:52,521 --> 00:09:56,390
Mmm!
I'm owning it. Owning it.
273
00:09:58,562 --> 00:10:00,120
Ah!
274
00:10:00,598 --> 00:10:03,159
Strange thing is in England
it just means cigarette,
275
00:10:03,268 --> 00:10:05,168
but here it's a hate term.
276
00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:06,967
That's so cool
and funny.
277
00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:08,329
Hey, lady, watch out!
278
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,467
Excuse me. Hello.
I am the next-door neighbor.
279
00:10:10,544 --> 00:10:12,671
Oh, good, you're in
your pajamas. Time for bed!
280
00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,078
I've already called the cops.
281
00:10:14,149 --> 00:10:15,275
This party is over now.
282
00:10:15,350 --> 00:10:16,339
I'm shutting it down.
283
00:10:16,484 --> 00:10:18,783
Boo! Is that garbage?
You're garbage!
284
00:10:19,055 --> 00:10:21,422
Excuse me, is there any way we
could just turn the music down?
285
00:10:21,491 --> 00:10:23,516
It's just I've kind of
come to meet somebody and...
286
00:10:23,593 --> 00:10:26,290
Oh, did you make a friend?
Tough luck, King's Speech.
287
00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:29,823
I have to wake up at 3:00 a.m.
With the European markets,
288
00:10:29,902 --> 00:10:33,464
so unless any of you know how to
stabilize the Norwegian Kroner then...
289
00:10:33,540 --> 00:10:34,734
What if have you thought...
290
00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,572
I said Kroner,
not cronut. Okay?
291
00:10:36,644 --> 00:10:40,581
All of you have to go right now.
292
00:10:40,749 --> 00:10:42,717
Closing time! Bye.
Come on.
293
00:10:42,784 --> 00:10:43,773
Sorry, Jer.
294
00:10:44,220 --> 00:10:45,778
You know, I know a
widow at my church.
295
00:10:45,855 --> 00:10:46,844
Ooh, widow.
296
00:10:46,923 --> 00:10:49,950
She doesn't speak any English but menopause
has really brought out her inner beauty.
297
00:10:50,027 --> 00:10:52,258
No, Danny! I don't want your
mustachioed widow.
298
00:10:52,330 --> 00:10:53,319
How'd you know she had
a mustache?
299
00:10:53,598 --> 00:10:55,294
How dare she throw us out?
300
00:10:55,367 --> 00:10:58,427
You know, Old Jeremy, he would have gone
home and taken it out on his pottery wheel.
301
00:10:58,504 --> 00:10:59,494
But Jer,
302
00:10:59,940 --> 00:11:00,929
he stands up for himself.
303
00:11:01,341 --> 00:11:02,330
Okay.
304
00:11:02,442 --> 00:11:04,172
She's getting a
strongly worded note!
305
00:11:08,350 --> 00:11:09,339
Hey, babe.
306
00:11:09,918 --> 00:11:11,181
Hey, sweetheart.
307
00:11:11,554 --> 00:11:13,886
Why don't you come into the bedroom?
I have a little surprise for you.
308
00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:15,350
I'll give you a hint.
309
00:11:15,593 --> 00:11:19,030
It's curvy, soft, brown, but
it's not a chocolate Santa.
310
00:11:19,097 --> 00:11:20,257
Ooh-la-la.
311
00:11:21,066 --> 00:11:22,193
Daddy likey.
312
00:11:24,971 --> 00:11:26,371
Come here, bad boy.
313
00:11:29,309 --> 00:11:30,299
Oh...
314
00:11:30,745 --> 00:11:33,043
Are you laughing at me?
315
00:11:35,084 --> 00:11:37,485
Danny, I am trying to
be sexy for you
316
00:11:37,554 --> 00:11:38,987
and you're laughing at me?
317
00:11:39,055 --> 00:11:41,490
I... No. It's funny.
I mean, it's nice.
318
00:11:41,559 --> 00:11:42,548
You are the worst.
319
00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:44,886
I'm sorry. No,
I'm not... I'm...
320
00:11:44,963 --> 00:11:45,952
What are you doing?
321
00:11:46,198 --> 00:11:47,426
Do you need help there,
sweetheart?
322
00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:48,489
I'm fine.
323
00:11:49,369 --> 00:11:51,064
You okay?
No, I'm not okay.
324
00:11:51,437 --> 00:11:53,406
Don't follow me in here. Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa! Mindy!
325
00:11:53,474 --> 00:11:55,704
Don't change it. Come on.
326
00:11:55,776 --> 00:11:58,746
Come on. I really like that thing.
It looks like slutty Spider-Man.
327
00:11:58,813 --> 00:11:59,803
What?
328
00:11:59,916 --> 00:12:02,009
I don't need you to
try to be sexy for me.
329
00:12:02,084 --> 00:12:04,246
I like how you look.
I just want to have sex!
330
00:12:04,888 --> 00:12:07,687
I am very pent up and
I'm saying crazy things.
331
00:12:07,759 --> 00:12:10,557
I'm so happy, Danny, that you
would have sex with anything,
332
00:12:10,628 --> 00:12:11,618
even me!
333
00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:14,391
What? Babe, I know you're
not feeling it right now.
334
00:12:14,466 --> 00:12:17,163
But eventually you're going to lose the
weight and you're going to look great.
335
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,297
Will I? Since I was 15 years
old I've been saying,
336
00:12:19,373 --> 00:12:20,738
"I'll lose weight and
feel great."
337
00:12:21,342 --> 00:12:22,674
I don't know if it's
going to happen, Danny.
338
00:12:22,744 --> 00:12:23,733
It never has before.
339
00:12:23,979 --> 00:12:26,346
I mean, I guess there was that
one time on spring break
340
00:12:26,416 --> 00:12:29,408
when I accidently had that
Cancun puddle water. Ugh...
341
00:12:29,485 --> 00:12:31,920
But that doesn't count.
It was diarrhea weight.
342
00:12:31,989 --> 00:12:33,388
Mindy, I don't care
what you look like.
343
00:12:33,457 --> 00:12:34,755
To me, you're always beautiful
344
00:12:34,826 --> 00:12:35,952
and that outfit right now,
345
00:12:36,027 --> 00:12:37,893
you should put that back on.
That was really hot.
346
00:12:39,098 --> 00:12:41,225
Danny, I care what I look like.
347
00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:44,429
And it doesn't help that I'm dating someone
who's so much better-looking than me.
348
00:12:44,504 --> 00:12:46,132
What? What are you
talking about?
349
00:12:46,207 --> 00:12:48,402
That's not true.
It is true!
350
00:12:48,876 --> 00:12:51,277
And now I'm pregnant and
it's just gonna get worse!
351
00:12:51,347 --> 00:12:53,407
No. Yes, and you're going
to get hotter and hotter
352
00:12:53,483 --> 00:12:54,472
like George Clooney,
353
00:12:54,718 --> 00:12:57,210
and I'm going to get fatter and
fatter like Rosemary Clooney!
354
00:12:57,388 --> 00:12:58,377
Excuse me,
355
00:12:58,489 --> 00:13:00,924
Rosemary Clooney,
she's very sexy, Mindy.
356
00:13:01,493 --> 00:13:03,290
Did you ever listen to
Mambo Italiano?
357
00:13:03,362 --> 00:13:04,591
That is a hot song, babe.
358
00:13:04,664 --> 00:13:05,756
You want me to put it on?
359
00:13:05,832 --> 00:13:06,821
I just want to sleep.
360
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,834
Maybe in my dream I'll be skinny.
Okay, fine.
361
00:13:13,141 --> 00:13:15,336
Dr. L, what's up? Why are
you back in the tracksuit?
362
00:13:15,510 --> 00:13:18,241
Look, I appreciate what you and
Sheena were trying to do for me,
363
00:13:18,314 --> 00:13:19,372
but it's hopeless.
364
00:13:19,448 --> 00:13:21,781
When Danny saw me last night,
he laughed.
365
00:13:21,852 --> 00:13:23,217
And you presented
yourself for sex?
366
00:13:23,621 --> 00:13:26,852
No. It is never okay for
a man to laugh at a woman.
367
00:13:26,924 --> 00:13:28,552
I don't care if he's at
a Mo'Nique show,
368
00:13:28,627 --> 00:13:30,151
he better politely
smile and nod!
369
00:13:30,229 --> 00:13:32,391
I had a back wedgie
and a front wedgie.
370
00:13:32,465 --> 00:13:34,764
Uh-uh. This is sexist. It's...
Everybody,
371
00:13:35,036 --> 00:13:37,266
chop-chop. Come on.
The photographer's here!
372
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:39,068
I'm going to opt out
of the photo.
373
00:13:39,141 --> 00:13:40,574
Mindy, you're coming, okay?
374
00:13:40,642 --> 00:13:42,474
Put down the pie and let's go.
375
00:13:43,313 --> 00:13:44,837
What are we waiting for?
376
00:13:44,914 --> 00:13:47,247
I got something
bleached for this.
377
00:13:47,318 --> 00:13:50,254
I'll be in the picture, Dr.
Reed, but not if this man is.
378
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:51,444
Why are you mad at me?
379
00:13:51,589 --> 00:13:53,614
For the last time,
I didn't call you sister.
380
00:13:53,693 --> 00:13:55,456
I said you look like
Sister Joyce from church!
381
00:13:55,528 --> 00:13:57,963
Everybody's going to be in this
photo whether they like it or not!
382
00:13:58,031 --> 00:14:01,490
Who are we waiting for? I got
something bleached for this.
383
00:14:01,569 --> 00:14:02,831
You already said that!
384
00:14:02,904 --> 00:14:04,633
Well, I guess I'm not
in the staff photo!
385
00:14:04,706 --> 00:14:05,696
What now?
386
00:14:05,841 --> 00:14:08,207
Dr. C told Jessica that
you were going to fire me!
387
00:14:08,277 --> 00:14:09,267
And then she dumped me.
388
00:14:09,412 --> 00:14:12,279
If I didn't fire you for kissing
that baby before it was fully out,
389
00:14:12,349 --> 00:14:14,318
I'm not going to fire you now.
Thank you.
390
00:14:14,385 --> 00:14:15,374
Why did she break up with you?
391
00:14:15,453 --> 00:14:16,819
She wasn't supposed to do that.
392
00:14:16,888 --> 00:14:18,116
What the hell are
you talking about?
393
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:21,092
Look, I told Jessica that
Jeremy was going to fire you
394
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,525
because she was gonna dump you.
395
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:24,860
I was just trying to
buy you some time.
396
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:25,921
Why would she dump me?
397
00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:28,295
Was she intimidated
by my intelle-gunce?
398
00:14:29,437 --> 00:14:30,426
Who knows? Maybe.
399
00:14:30,538 --> 00:14:31,527
Wait! Danny's lying!
400
00:14:31,674 --> 00:14:33,471
His lips are poutier than
normal when he lies.
401
00:14:33,542 --> 00:14:35,534
What? Can I talk
to you alone in my office?
402
00:14:35,612 --> 00:14:36,601
No, you cannot!
403
00:14:36,780 --> 00:14:38,907
Fine. Jessica said she was
going to break up with you...
404
00:14:39,851 --> 00:14:40,840
Because you were gaining weight.
405
00:14:40,952 --> 00:14:43,251
What the hell are you
talking about, dude?
406
00:14:43,355 --> 00:14:45,983
Well, you have been getting
a little heavy, right?
407
00:14:46,425 --> 00:14:47,415
What?
What?
408
00:14:47,527 --> 00:14:49,017
- What?
- Oh, no.
409
00:14:49,095 --> 00:14:50,723
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
410
00:14:50,798 --> 00:14:52,493
- No, sir.
- You have some nerve
411
00:14:52,566 --> 00:14:54,762
fat-shaming Morgan
for being fat.
412
00:14:54,836 --> 00:14:57,361
I'm just the messenger! Why is
everybody yelling at me right now?
413
00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:58,600
You know what? I knew
this was going to happen
414
00:14:58,674 --> 00:15:01,734
because Jessica's a hot doctor
and I'm just some fat slob
415
00:15:01,811 --> 00:15:03,905
who lost his life savings
to a teenage grifter
416
00:15:03,981 --> 00:15:05,346
who said he could cast spells.
417
00:15:05,416 --> 00:15:07,282
Never play above the rim is what
No.
418
00:15:07,352 --> 00:15:10,049
It's been an important lesson. Thank you
Morgan, no. Don't...
419
00:15:10,122 --> 00:15:14,617
We cannot let the Dannys and the Jessicas
of the world make us feel less-than
420
00:15:14,694 --> 00:15:16,059
just because we
don't have thigh gaps!
421
00:15:16,129 --> 00:15:17,118
I actually do have one of those.
422
00:15:17,365 --> 00:15:18,730
That's obviously not true.
423
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:19,789
We're out of here.
424
00:15:19,867 --> 00:15:21,358
Mindy? Mindy. Morgan?
425
00:15:21,437 --> 00:15:23,371
I guess the photo's
not happening.
426
00:15:23,439 --> 00:15:26,932
I'm sorry, guys. I wasn't
fat-shaming anyone.
427
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:30,344
Dr. Reed, can I ask
you a question?
428
00:15:30,414 --> 00:15:32,006
I need to take this year off.
429
00:15:32,082 --> 00:15:33,914
No more questions
today, Beverly.
430
00:15:33,985 --> 00:15:37,012
Well, I have a question... Who
the hell do you think you are?
431
00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:39,352
Got your little note.
432
00:15:40,027 --> 00:15:43,121
"You have the manners
of a Blackpool dock job."
433
00:15:43,564 --> 00:15:45,226
What the hell does
that even mean?
434
00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:47,667
It's like a Tynemouth stevedore...
Only ruder.
435
00:15:48,604 --> 00:15:50,071
I'm nothing like a stevedore.
436
00:15:50,539 --> 00:15:51,529
Good shot.
437
00:15:51,608 --> 00:15:52,939
You're going to apologize
to me right now.
438
00:15:53,009 --> 00:15:54,033
I will not.
439
00:15:54,277 --> 00:15:57,475
If you'll look to the bottom of the note,
you would see that it says, "Good day."
440
00:15:58,683 --> 00:16:00,015
Good day.
441
00:16:01,987 --> 00:16:04,616
Don't let him talk to you
like that, Dr. L.
442
00:16:06,192 --> 00:16:07,626
Excuse me.
443
00:16:07,695 --> 00:16:09,026
You can't talk to me like that.
444
00:16:09,096 --> 00:16:11,998
I am the highest female earner
on Wall Street, non-Jewish!
445
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:13,590
Excuse me.
I have a delivery.
446
00:16:13,802 --> 00:16:17,239
That's too bad. Because I
have more yelling to do!
447
00:16:17,306 --> 00:16:19,434
Well, you're not wasting
any more of my workday.
448
00:16:19,510 --> 00:16:21,603
But you can meet me for
dinner tonight. Fine!
449
00:16:21,678 --> 00:16:22,668
I'll pick you up at 8:00!
450
00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:25,749
No! I will pick you
up at 8:00!
451
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:26,842
Fine!
452
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,216
Fine.
453
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:32,151
My God, Jer, you've done it!
454
00:16:41,070 --> 00:16:42,970
Oh, boy.
How dare you laugh
455
00:16:43,039 --> 00:16:44,632
at your beautiful,
pregnant girlfriend?
456
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:47,472
You should be worshiping the
ground her swollen feet stomp on!
457
00:16:47,545 --> 00:16:48,535
Cool it, T.
458
00:16:49,214 --> 00:16:50,738
That's your boss.
459
00:16:50,815 --> 00:16:52,043
Yeah, I'm your boss.
460
00:16:52,118 --> 00:16:53,847
But he's not mine.
Oh.
461
00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:56,649
Mine is Mr. Reyes
at the limo company.
462
00:16:56,723 --> 00:16:57,712
I don't know him.
463
00:16:57,791 --> 00:16:59,588
You better make things
right with Mindy
464
00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:02,095
or I will devastate your
self-confidence.
465
00:17:02,163 --> 00:17:03,529
She ain't playing, Dr. C!
466
00:17:03,599 --> 00:17:06,363
Sheena tears people down just
as good as she builds them up!
467
00:17:06,435 --> 00:17:08,063
She made Chris Christie
cry at a parade.
468
00:17:08,405 --> 00:17:11,432
I tell Mindy she's beautiful all the
time, but she doesn't believe me.
469
00:17:11,642 --> 00:17:14,770
A real man makes her believe it.
470
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,544
She's building a whole
baby in there,
471
00:17:17,749 --> 00:17:20,275
making her feel pretty
is your only damn job!
472
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:23,481
Okay.
Well, how do I do it?
473
00:17:23,557 --> 00:17:27,085
Tonight, I want you to
look her in her eye
474
00:17:27,596 --> 00:17:30,225
and tell her the most
beautiful thing about her.
475
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:31,455
Like this.
476
00:17:33,937 --> 00:17:37,338
Danny. You're a beautiful man.
Yeah?
477
00:17:37,809 --> 00:17:38,798
Thank you so much.
478
00:17:38,977 --> 00:17:41,970
But the most beautiful thing
about you is your heart.
479
00:17:46,052 --> 00:17:48,543
Oh, God. That's good.
480
00:17:48,989 --> 00:17:49,979
That's real good.
481
00:17:50,091 --> 00:17:51,080
I'm done.
482
00:17:55,130 --> 00:17:56,119
Bye, Felicia.
483
00:17:56,365 --> 00:17:58,834
No, don't give me the,
"Bye, Felicia."
484
00:18:00,436 --> 00:18:02,268
Oh!
Okay, Jessica.
485
00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,569
Jessica, we need to talk!
Oh! Whoa.
486
00:18:04,943 --> 00:18:07,377
Hey, you know what? I thought you
got your hoarding under control.
487
00:18:07,445 --> 00:18:09,004
What? What are you
talking about?
488
00:18:09,081 --> 00:18:10,742
This is just stuff
that I really need.
489
00:18:10,816 --> 00:18:13,547
Hey, why are you guys
wearing matching tracksuits?
490
00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:14,985
What? No, we're not.
491
00:18:15,857 --> 00:18:17,222
You like it?
I thought it could be fun.
492
00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:18,883
Are you kidding? We came
here to make an impression.
493
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,360
Okay, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
494
00:18:20,796 --> 00:18:23,196
You cannot just break up with
someone because he got fat.
495
00:18:23,266 --> 00:18:24,756
Fat-boned. Sorry.
496
00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:28,236
Hey, Mindy, are you okay?
You don't look so good.
497
00:18:28,673 --> 00:18:31,507
Oh, no, you did not.
498
00:18:31,576 --> 00:18:32,565
Now you made her mad.
499
00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:34,912
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Stop!
500
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,676
Not my coaxial cables. Ah!
501
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,239
Well, there's more where that
came from, sister.
502
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:40,183
Oh, what? So,
because I'm a hoarder
503
00:18:40,254 --> 00:18:42,587
I have to put up with
someone who, let's be honest,
504
00:18:42,657 --> 00:18:44,124
has become a little bit
of a tub.
505
00:18:44,259 --> 00:18:46,228
Oh! Oh!
Oh, you did not!
506
00:18:46,328 --> 00:18:48,353
Oh! Ah! Oh, God.
It hurts so much.
507
00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:49,659
You know what else?
508
00:18:49,866 --> 00:18:52,027
No, no, no! Not my
old candy wrappers.
509
00:18:52,102 --> 00:18:53,627
You cherish these?
510
00:18:53,705 --> 00:18:55,070
Say goodbye!
Ah!
511
00:18:55,139 --> 00:18:56,128
Okay, we'll get back together!
512
00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:57,538
Okay, okay!
We'll get back together.
513
00:18:57,609 --> 00:18:59,474
Whatever it takes.
Please, Mindy, just stop!
514
00:18:59,545 --> 00:19:01,537
So now you want to
get back together, huh?
515
00:19:01,614 --> 00:19:03,104
Guess what?
You can't.
516
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:04,741
Because he doesn't want you back.
No, no, no, no, no.
517
00:19:04,818 --> 00:19:06,548
No, no, I do. We can. We're back in love!
It's all fine.
518
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:07,985
No, no, you're not!
This was a wash.
519
00:19:08,155 --> 00:19:10,590
You know what, Jessica?
Morgan might not be perfect,
520
00:19:10,659 --> 00:19:13,527
and he might never be
perfect, but he's a good guy.
521
00:19:13,596 --> 00:19:14,927
He's a caring guy.
522
00:19:14,997 --> 00:19:15,986
He's healthy and...
523
00:19:16,099 --> 00:19:20,367
Well, not really healthy. I have this
wound on my gut that won't close up.
524
00:19:20,438 --> 00:19:23,771
The point is, he's beautiful
and he's strong.
525
00:19:23,842 --> 00:19:25,777
Even if he, himself,
can't see it right now.
526
00:19:27,613 --> 00:19:30,447
God. How can I say
this about Morgan,
527
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:31,883
who's basically a
lowly dirt man,
528
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:33,352
but I can't say it about myself?
529
00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:34,744
Sheena was right.
530
00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:36,618
I'm sorry, am I beautiful
or am I a dirt man?
531
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,552
Which one is it? Why did
I get so mad at Danny?
532
00:19:38,627 --> 00:19:39,822
How are you not answering?
533
00:19:39,896 --> 00:19:41,887
You know, he never tried to
judge me or break up with me.
534
00:19:41,965 --> 00:19:43,991
He just told me he
loved me no matter what.
535
00:19:44,635 --> 00:19:46,262
You know what, you guys,
just go.
536
00:19:46,337 --> 00:19:47,600
Hasta la vista.
537
00:19:47,672 --> 00:19:48,934
Hasta la vista.
538
00:19:49,474 --> 00:19:52,740
Hey, babe. I left a little early.
Made some dinner for us.
539
00:19:53,212 --> 00:19:55,875
God, you're so nice.
540
00:19:55,949 --> 00:19:59,408
Hey, I want to apologize to
you for acting so crazy.
541
00:19:59,487 --> 00:20:01,921
It was wrong of me
to be angry with you.
542
00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:06,490
I realized the only person that can make you
feel better about yourself... Is yourself.
543
00:20:06,563 --> 00:20:09,532
Or, like, a gay hairdresser
named LaChiquito, but,
544
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,034
I mean, how would I
even find that guy? No.
545
00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:15,239
A real man makes his
woman feel beautiful.
546
00:20:15,974 --> 00:20:18,466
Ooh, I like how urban
you're being right now.
547
00:20:18,978 --> 00:20:23,473
And the thing that's most beautiful
about you is your confidence.
548
00:20:24,318 --> 00:20:25,308
Really?
Yeah.
549
00:20:25,654 --> 00:20:28,749
Because everyone I've ever met says
it's the most annoying thing about me.
550
00:20:28,925 --> 00:20:32,828
For me, I mean, I don't
know, maybe I'm crazy,
551
00:20:32,896 --> 00:20:34,329
but it really turns me on.
552
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:35,787
Well,
553
00:20:35,899 --> 00:20:38,095
I'm not going to say that
I'm prettier than Gisele,
554
00:20:38,169 --> 00:20:41,367
but there is a quality in my face that
I think is kind of more appealing.
555
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,101
There it is.
I like that.
556
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:45,440
And I'm really smart
at the news.
557
00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:48,073
Yeah, you are. I can
tell you all about Iraq
558
00:20:48,182 --> 00:20:50,047
and Iran-istan.
559
00:20:50,117 --> 00:20:52,052
Shut up. Shut up. It's just
no one asks me because
560
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,315
they think I'm too cute.
561
00:21:01,565 --> 00:21:03,295
Harry, is it okay if
Mindy and I,
562
00:21:03,368 --> 00:21:04,835
we just we hang out
over here for the picture?
563
00:21:04,903 --> 00:21:06,701
Sure. And I thought it
would be kind of cool
564
00:21:06,772 --> 00:21:09,332
if he held my breasts
like Janet Jackson. Okay.
565
00:21:09,408 --> 00:21:10,535
Harry, I'm just going to kind of
566
00:21:10,611 --> 00:21:11,635
linger in the back, okay?
567
00:21:11,712 --> 00:21:12,940
I'm a little self-conscious
about my body.
568
00:21:13,013 --> 00:21:14,572
I think you look good.
569
00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:16,014
Fat guys are sexy.
570
00:21:16,084 --> 00:21:17,244
They keep you warm
in the wintertime
571
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,116
and make big cannonball
splashes in the summer.
572
00:21:19,188 --> 00:21:21,349
Harry! Harry! Harry!
I am so sorry.
573
00:21:21,423 --> 00:21:23,221
Wait, if you'll excuse me.
574
00:21:23,293 --> 00:21:24,317
Aw! Mmm!
There he is.
575
00:21:24,394 --> 00:21:25,487
You doing that walk of shame?
576
00:21:25,563 --> 00:21:27,053
Okay, yes, Tamra.
577
00:21:27,131 --> 00:21:28,723
And Jer has never been happier.
578
00:21:28,799 --> 00:21:30,995
Harry, take the photo!
579
00:21:32,271 --> 00:21:33,330
Oh, I had my
eyes closed.
580
00:21:33,406 --> 00:21:34,498
Try it again.
581
00:21:37,116 --> 00:21:45,118
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