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They say within
the first ten seconds
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of a date,
you can tell if you like someone.
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Betsy wasn't wrong.
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I'm feeling this big time.
You?
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Do you mind excuse me for a second?
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Where are you going?
Getting a refill on sexy?
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'Cause your cup already runneth over.
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But that leaves
the next three hours.
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No, no, just the bathroom.
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This coffee tore right through me.
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I'm an adult.
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I can figure a way out of this thing.
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There's no back door,
so there's no escaping me.
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Just kidding.
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Oh, no, I'm doomed.
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Oh, Dr. L, Phil said
the date went well.
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Well, we spent
the whole weekend together.
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Oh, God.
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It sucked.
I hate him.
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But we are spending next weekend
in Vermont looking at the foliage.
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Phil says that it's cheaper
off-season.
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Oh, it's like a fairy tale.
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Okay, do I have any mail?
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Yes.
You have something from Phil.
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I can't.
I can't.
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You want me to open it?
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Give it to me. Give it to me.
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I open all of her mail.
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Don't tell her that.
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Hey, min?
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Oh, God.
There's drama.
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Okay, I got a little time
before my next patient.
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So hit me.
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What?
No.
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I'm completely fine.
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Actually, my back is sore
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because I stoop because I'm very tall.
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Okay, you're sure there's
nothing you want to talk about?
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Because, you know,
I'm a really good listener.
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I'm all right.
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I don't have anything to chat about.
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All right, well, you know,
if you want to talk
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about anything, I'll be in my office.
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Peter, Peter, Peter!
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Hmm?
Come here, come here.
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What's up, girl?
Why you on the floor?
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Oh, my God,
only because my life is over.
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Oh, this gon' be juicy.
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Anyone have anything dramatic
that happened to them
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that they want to talk about?
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Yes.
I killed a spider.
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Wait.
I brought a spider.
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Nope, that's not it.
That's...
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I don't want to talk about that.
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So you went on a coffee date
with a loser.
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All coffee dates are with losers.
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He was just too nice,
and I'm too nice.
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And I can't break it off with him.
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I'm probably gonna marry him.
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Mindy, the reason
you can't break up with Phil
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is not because you're too nice.
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Excuse me?
I saw you bring a girl
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to tears because she asked
if you were registered to vote.
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I have been asked that
a million times.
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The answer's always the same...
I don't know!
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Don't you think the reason
you can't break up with Phil
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is because Danny broke your heart
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and you think that Phil
is the best you can do?
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He's not the worst I could do.
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Look, Mindy,
you deserve someone great.
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Or at least someone kind of rich.
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Or at least someone fun.
Probably gay.
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My kingdom for a gay husband.
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And you can get it.
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You just got to start
thinking like a Peter.
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Okay.
You're welcome.
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Hey, hey, pal.
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Are you gonna explain that,
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or are you just gonna, like,
walk out of here
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like that's your catchphrase
'cause you're famous?
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Here's what you do.
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You date everybody.
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And as soon as you feel it going
south, you cut 'em loose.
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All right.
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The way I've been doing things
has kind of sucked.
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You're absolutely right.
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I am gonna start thinking
like a Peter.
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Okay, guys,
let's go get some 'za.
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Let's funnel beers until we yak.
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Okay, it's think like a Peter,
not talk like a Peter.
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Hey, Mindy, I'm heading out.
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Gonna try to find a hot
chick or two uggos.
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You want to come?
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It's fleet week, so the
odds of you getting some
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are pretty bananas.
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That does sound pretty fun, and you
do look cute in that popeye hat.
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But I can't.
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I'm only on page five of
my breakup letter to Phil.
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What are you doing?
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In the time it took you to write this,
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you could have ripped
through two other dudes.
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I have to tell him something.
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You know, we promised we would
never lie to each other.
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Oh, God.
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Oh! No!
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You can't text him.
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You got to give him radio silence.
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I can't.
Give me my phone back.
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You need to start being selfish.
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Have you learned nothing
from wolf of Wall Street?
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Yeah, I learned a lot
from wolf of Wall Street,
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which is how to do
every single drug known to man.
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Clearly, you weren't paying
attention to Jordan's struggle.
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He's a bad dude, and now
he's a motivational speaker,
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who hangs out
with Leonardo DiCaprio...
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I just don't think it's fair.
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But he was doing a lot of good.
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You spend way too much time
defending Jordan Belfort.
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Radio silence.
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I can't do it.
Give me the phone, Peter.
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Radio silence.
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Chicken breast,
grilled, no seasoning...
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Just what this doctor ordered.
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How can there not be a knife
with a chicken breast?
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What's wrong with these people?
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Oh, my God!
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Don't you knock?
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It's a pantry!
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Get the hell out!
Get out!
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Get out of here!
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It's a pantry.
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Peter, I hate this feeling.
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No, no, no, no, no.
I have to text him. Just one text.
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It's good for you
to feel out of control.
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Please, Peter.
He'll think I'm mean.
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I obviously am, but no one can know.
No, no, no.
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Give it to me,
give it to me, give it to me.
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Oh, my God.
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Like that, he's out of my life.
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Mm-hmm.
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Peter, thank you.
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What can I say?
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I know how to ruin a relationship.
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Well, now what?
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Now you and I go out.
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Gangnam style!
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At some point, you're gonna have
to try to help yourself, okay?
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Oh, that guy is cute.
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Oh,
you mean the guy adjusting his wig?
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So a guy with a wig
is so much worse than a guy
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pretending to be a sailor?
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Oh, yeah.
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Just pick a normal guy.
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I mean, what about that guy
over there, huh?
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Oh, my God,
he's way too handsome for me.
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And look at that girl he's talking to.
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She's crazy hot.
Oh, my God, Peter.
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She has her legs crossed
on her barstool.
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Okay?
Who does that?
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If I tried to do that, I'd
humpty-dumpty right off of here.
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I'd be like, "whoa." Whoa.
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Can you stop being a dork?
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Look, you just gotta go
over there and talk to him.
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Give me your best line.
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Have you seen a pair
of panties anywhere?
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Okay.
'Cause I think I dropped mine.
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'Cause the elastic
on the waist wore off.
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Let's try something else.
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What would you want to say to him?
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I'm really heartbroken, and it
would be nice to talk to someone.
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Okay, so that's not gonna work either.
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How about you say this?
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Dr. C, I'm really sorry
that you just saw that.
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Plus, I'm still with Ray Ron.
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I should just resign.
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12 months' severance sounds fair.
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No, no, you don't have to resign.
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But do you want to talk about it?
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What?
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Well, you know,
you're still with Ray Ron,
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and you have feelings for Morgan.
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I mean, you must be freaking out.
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Maybe you should lie down on the
floor, and you could talk about it.
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That sometimes is helpful, right?
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Dr. C wants to talk to me
about my problems.
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What is this, some kind of trap?
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Like when those Saudi guys try
to get you on their party boat?
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No, I just have a lot of experience
with emotional women talking at me
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about their problems.
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Oh, Dr. Lahiri?
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What?
No.
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No. Other doctors.
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Women doctors.
Women.
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Okay.
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Oh. Terrific.
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All right, you're ready.
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Now go over there
and do exactly what I told you.
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My boobs are okay?
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They're as great as they're gonna be.
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Okay, thank you.
You're welcome.
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Oh, personally, I hate gentrification.
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Excuse me, sorry,
I just need to order a drink.
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Hey, bartend,
could I have a whiskey neat?
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Thank you.
Sure.
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God, I love the taste of whiskey.
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It's bad for me,
but I just can't help it
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'cause it tastes
so delicious, you know?
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Are you talking to me?
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I'm not talking to myself.
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Cheers.
Okay.
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That was a lot on my face.
I'm so sorry, I just...
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I think this is...
Can you drink this?
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I spat it out because taste it.
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It's whiskey.
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I'm very sorry.
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But now we drank from the same cup.
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Hey, do you mind, um...
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Oh, God.
I know.
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Hey, you know what?
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I think you should thank me for
saving you from that thing.
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Thank you so much.
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Maybe buy me a drink?
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Um, I'm not quite sure
what you're doing.
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I was trying out this kind of
cool, new aggressive way
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to hit on a guy.
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And you liked it?
Not really.
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Fair enough.
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I'm very sorry.
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I'm not gonna take that.
Yeah, I'd leave that.
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Great, Peter.
He thinks I suck.
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What are you doing?
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I told you he was too hot.
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No, go back there.
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I should've told him
about my worn-out panties.
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Just walk back
over like a normal person.
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Fine, I'll go back.
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Go!
I'll go back.
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Hey.
Can I apologize to you?
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Here's what happened to me.
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My heart was broken, and it's made me
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kind of weird,
and this is not me at my best.
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I'm very sorry.
I'm gonna go, okay?
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Don't go.
Okay?
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Can I buy you a drink?
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Are you serious?
Thanks.
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Cool.
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My mother was insane, so I'm
kind of attracted to this.
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Not that I want
to sleep with my mother.
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That was weird how that came out.
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Look, now we're at
the same level of embarrassment.
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Because it was... at one point,
we were at the same...
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Please don't drink that.
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Oh, my God.
All right.
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When a girl I know
is trying to make a decision,
255
00:08:27,859 --> 00:08:29,264
she makes a pro/con list.
256
00:08:29,299 --> 00:08:30,638
Oh, Dr. Lahiri?
257
00:08:30,672 --> 00:08:33,886
Um, Ray Ron has nine tattoos.
258
00:08:33,887 --> 00:08:34,890
Pro.
259
00:08:34,925 --> 00:08:36,900
That... we'll say that's a pro.
260
00:08:36,901 --> 00:08:38,909
Ray Ron with one pro.
261
00:08:38,943 --> 00:08:39,947
And now Morgan.
262
00:08:39,948 --> 00:08:41,521
I really like Morgan.
263
00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:44,836
He's cute, he's
nice, all pros.
264
00:08:44,837 --> 00:08:46,343
No cons.
265
00:08:46,344 --> 00:08:48,855
I mean, he's an ex-con,
but that's a pro.
266
00:08:48,889 --> 00:08:50,127
I don't know if that's...
267
00:08:50,161 --> 00:08:51,835
That's a pro.
Okay.
268
00:08:51,836 --> 00:08:53,041
I choose Morgan.
269
00:08:53,042 --> 00:08:54,581
Well, let me just
say something about that.
270
00:08:54,582 --> 00:08:56,892
You guys work together,
so, you know, let me tell you,
271
00:08:56,893 --> 00:08:58,030
that never works.
272
00:08:58,065 --> 00:09:02,250
Dr. C, Morgan challenges me
as a person and as a nurse.
273
00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:04,192
I don't go, "oh, God,"
274
00:09:04,193 --> 00:09:06,302
when people have really high
blood pressure anymore.
275
00:09:06,336 --> 00:09:07,942
Trust me, you don't want
to be challenged,
276
00:09:07,943 --> 00:09:09,985
especially by someone
you work with every day.
277
00:09:09,986 --> 00:09:10,989
You don't want that.
278
00:09:10,990 --> 00:09:14,271
Look, Tamra, I think Ray
Ron's the guy for you.
279
00:09:14,306 --> 00:09:16,012
I guess I need to think about it.
280
00:09:16,048 --> 00:09:17,620
Yeah, you think about it.
281
00:09:17,654 --> 00:09:20,969
So this ex-boyfriend of yours,
you murdered him, right?
282
00:09:21,003 --> 00:09:22,443
Just based on your behavior so far.
283
00:09:22,477 --> 00:09:23,715
This is someone you killed.
284
00:09:23,749 --> 00:09:27,466
Believe me, I have wanted to,
but, no, never killed anybody.
285
00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:29,006
Any person.
286
00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:32,757
And by person, are you implying
that you've killed animals before?
287
00:09:32,791 --> 00:09:35,435
No, I'm not like a Dexter,
like, serial murderer.
288
00:09:35,470 --> 00:09:36,841
You insinuated person, though.
289
00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:37,947
Yeah, yeah, I did.
290
00:09:37,948 --> 00:09:39,153
That was weird.
291
00:09:39,154 --> 00:09:40,492
Look, I'm having a really good time.
292
00:09:40,493 --> 00:09:42,903
Do you want... do you want
to continue this someplace else?
293
00:09:42,937 --> 00:09:45,281
To another location?
294
00:09:45,315 --> 00:09:46,754
Yeah, maybe, like, my place.
I don't know.
295
00:09:46,788 --> 00:09:48,730
Your place.
Kind of. Sure.
296
00:09:48,764 --> 00:09:50,472
My place has
just been de-roached.
297
00:09:50,506 --> 00:09:51,509
I'm so sorry.
298
00:09:51,510 --> 00:09:52,882
I just got a work email.
299
00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:54,523
Hold on one second.
Yeah. Of course.
300
00:10:00,116 --> 00:10:01,623
Everything okay?
Yes.
301
00:10:01,657 --> 00:10:05,172
Um, I can't hang out tonight because
I have to go to work tomorrow.
302
00:10:05,173 --> 00:10:06,880
Sure.
That's too bad.
303
00:10:06,915 --> 00:10:08,990
It was really nice
talking to you, Mindy.
304
00:10:09,024 --> 00:10:10,429
I hope your heart mends soon.
305
00:10:10,465 --> 00:10:12,473
Thank you.
306
00:10:19,439 --> 00:10:21,615
Hey, blow off whatever
you're doing tomorrow.
307
00:10:21,649 --> 00:10:23,590
I'm going to, and I teach first grade.
308
00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:27,575
I like you.
We're hanging out.
309
00:10:46,865 --> 00:10:49,576
Good morn...
310
00:10:49,610 --> 00:10:51,485
Lee?
311
00:10:53,155 --> 00:10:54,561
Was it worth it?
312
00:10:54,562 --> 00:10:56,035
Was it worth making your roommate
313
00:10:56,036 --> 00:10:58,814
sleep on the fire escape, so you
could have sex with some random guy?
314
00:10:58,815 --> 00:10:59,986
Okay, you are not my roommate.
315
00:10:59,987 --> 00:11:02,130
You are my guest
sent here to protect me,
316
00:11:02,131 --> 00:11:03,804
and you've stayed here
for quite some time.
317
00:11:03,805 --> 00:11:04,943
I know.
I'm sorry.
318
00:11:04,977 --> 00:11:07,085
I just wish that he had
said good-bye, you know.
319
00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,966
Well, you're not the only one
with problems.
320
00:11:09,967 --> 00:11:11,405
I think Tamra and I are done.
321
00:11:11,406 --> 00:11:13,549
We've actually kind of been
hooking up a little bit.
322
00:11:13,550 --> 00:11:15,122
Oh, my God, Morgan.
323
00:11:15,123 --> 00:11:17,701
I know, I've always been
so into black women.
324
00:11:17,702 --> 00:11:19,442
I used to watch 227 when I was a boy.
325
00:11:19,477 --> 00:11:21,921
I fell in love with Jackee.
326
00:11:21,922 --> 00:11:24,465
He left his scarf.
Great.
327
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:25,704
Do you know what this means?
328
00:11:25,739 --> 00:11:27,479
Does that mean I can have it?
329
00:11:27,514 --> 00:11:29,555
No, it means he wants to see me again.
330
00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:32,536
Okay, it's just...
I never had a scarf.
331
00:11:34,078 --> 00:11:36,554
Hey, Dr. C.
hey.
332
00:11:36,589 --> 00:11:37,995
I would like to apologize.
333
00:11:37,996 --> 00:11:40,473
You will never see me
kiss Tamra again.
334
00:11:40,507 --> 00:11:42,649
Neither will I,
because she got back together
335
00:11:42,650 --> 00:11:45,797
with her boyfriend
of 20 years, Reagan Ronald.
336
00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:48,074
Morgan.
337
00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:49,748
Morgan, I am so sorry.
338
00:11:49,783 --> 00:11:51,289
We had so much fun together.
Yeah.
339
00:11:51,290 --> 00:11:54,638
Played scrabble, and she was
helping me with my vocabulary.
340
00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,948
Yeah.
She was teaching you to read.
341
00:11:56,982 --> 00:11:58,957
What?
What?
342
00:11:58,991 --> 00:12:01,201
I'm a registered nurse, dude.
343
00:12:01,235 --> 00:12:02,574
Yes, of course you know how to read.
344
00:12:02,575 --> 00:12:05,454
You just have
that fun, huckleberry finn,
345
00:12:05,455 --> 00:12:07,497
I-don't-know-how-to-read energy.
346
00:12:07,531 --> 00:12:10,343
All right.
That's a good save.
347
00:12:10,377 --> 00:12:14,696
Look, for what it's worth, office
romances, they never work.
348
00:12:14,731 --> 00:12:15,902
They never work.
349
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:19,150
They're like foreign cars.
Am I right?
350
00:12:19,185 --> 00:12:21,996
I don't know.
I don't know anything anymore.
351
00:12:21,997 --> 00:12:23,839
I just want to dye...
What?
352
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:27,422
My hair blond and move, I
don't know, back to Atlanta.
353
00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:29,967
Is there anything I can do,
anything to cheer you up?
354
00:12:30,001 --> 00:12:31,774
If you took me to lunch,
I'd be the happiest guy
355
00:12:31,775 --> 00:12:33,020
in the world, but that's crazy.
356
00:12:33,048 --> 00:12:35,023
No, no, no, no, no.
Lunch it is.
357
00:12:35,057 --> 00:12:37,200
All right.
It's a date.
358
00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:39,878
All right, great.
Hey, min.
359
00:12:39,914 --> 00:12:42,156
You got a sec?
I got some pretty hot gossip.
360
00:12:42,190 --> 00:12:44,466
I don't, Danny.
Maybe later?
361
00:12:44,467 --> 00:12:46,475
Okay.
Your loss.
362
00:12:46,476 --> 00:12:47,614
Real spicy stuff.
363
00:12:47,648 --> 00:12:50,159
I'm talking habanero.
364
00:12:52,270 --> 00:12:54,780
Hey, bets, what's going on
with spidergate?
365
00:12:54,781 --> 00:12:55,986
What?
366
00:12:56,021 --> 00:12:57,761
Nothing. Nothing.
367
00:12:57,795 --> 00:13:01,110
Peter, I had sex
with that guy last night.
368
00:13:01,144 --> 00:13:02,282
Hey!
369
00:13:02,316 --> 00:13:04,291
And when I woke up
in the morning, he was gone.
370
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:07,138
Guys are such jerks.
371
00:13:07,139 --> 00:13:08,611
Better luck next time, huh?
372
00:13:08,645 --> 00:13:11,390
Wait, what?
More like best luck this time.
373
00:13:11,425 --> 00:13:14,303
'Cause, check it out,
he left this at my place.
374
00:13:14,339 --> 00:13:16,648
Congratulations, you got a free scarf?
375
00:13:16,649 --> 00:13:19,259
Don't you think you wear
enough men's clothing as is?
376
00:13:19,294 --> 00:13:21,972
No, he left this at my place
because he wants to see me again.
377
00:13:21,973 --> 00:13:23,781
It's a classic Cinderella move.
378
00:13:23,782 --> 00:13:25,790
I do this to guys I like all the time.
379
00:13:25,824 --> 00:13:27,598
Mindy, you got your dip wicked.
380
00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:31,951
Ugh. Give yourself a high five, a
pat on the backskis, and move on.
381
00:13:31,986 --> 00:13:34,430
Peter, maybe he's not
a sketcho like you.
382
00:13:34,431 --> 00:13:35,936
You know, maybe he's a romantic.
383
00:13:35,970 --> 00:13:37,812
Look, any time a guy leaves
something at a girl's house,
384
00:13:37,846 --> 00:13:39,118
it's a mistake.
385
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,423
I'm sorry.
I don't know what to tell you.
386
00:13:40,459 --> 00:13:43,840
Fine, Peter, if you feel 100% certain
387
00:13:43,841 --> 00:13:46,083
that he is not trying to send me
a message, then good.
388
00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:48,192
But if he bumps into
freida pinto at the laundromat
389
00:13:48,193 --> 00:13:50,436
and they hit it off, may God
have mercy on your soul.
390
00:13:50,437 --> 00:13:54,120
Okay, Mindy, maybe your one-night
stand is trying to track you down.
391
00:13:54,121 --> 00:13:56,531
Maybe he's the one guy on earth
that's nothing like me.
392
00:13:56,566 --> 00:13:59,042
And, you know what, Peter,
I heard his message,
393
00:13:59,043 --> 00:14:00,047
and I'm gonna find him.
394
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,085
You'll see.
395
00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:02,425
I'll see, and you'll see.
396
00:14:02,459 --> 00:14:04,133
You'll see because
you're coming with me.
397
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:05,974
'Cause I can't go find him by myself.
398
00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:07,147
I don't want to get killed.
399
00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:08,419
Dr. C, before we get lunch,
400
00:14:08,420 --> 00:14:09,792
I need to confront someone real quick.
401
00:14:09,826 --> 00:14:11,634
Back me up. Back me up.
Back me up. Back me up.
402
00:14:11,635 --> 00:14:12,760
Where are you going?
Ray Ron.
403
00:14:12,773 --> 00:14:15,049
Hi, Morgan and Dan.
What up?
404
00:14:15,050 --> 00:14:16,221
Happy earth day.
405
00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:17,829
You here for the discount
recycled paper?
406
00:14:17,830 --> 00:14:19,269
Look, Ray Ron, I got to come clean.
407
00:14:19,270 --> 00:14:20,675
You don't have to do this right now.
408
00:14:20,676 --> 00:14:21,713
I do.
Don't do this.
409
00:14:21,714 --> 00:14:22,718
I do. I do.
410
00:14:22,719 --> 00:14:23,924
A gentleman kisses, then tells.
411
00:14:23,925 --> 00:14:26,468
Listen, Ray Ron...
412
00:14:27,541 --> 00:14:32,027
Tamra and I were kissing
in a sensual manner.
413
00:14:32,062 --> 00:14:34,372
Now, if you want to break up with her
414
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:37,721
or you want to punch me
in the face, you do it.
415
00:14:37,722 --> 00:14:38,758
Just do it.
416
00:14:38,759 --> 00:14:40,031
No, no, no.
417
00:14:40,065 --> 00:14:41,739
Oh, God!
Oh, don't hit me in the face!
418
00:14:41,773 --> 00:14:42,910
Morgan, don't trip.
419
00:14:42,911 --> 00:14:44,217
I make out with people all the time.
420
00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:46,360
As long as there's
no 'tration, we good.
421
00:14:46,395 --> 00:14:47,599
Oh, my God.
422
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:48,764
In fact, we better than good.
423
00:14:48,773 --> 00:14:51,283
'Cause this whole thing brought
me and Tamra closer than ever.
424
00:14:51,318 --> 00:14:52,690
Okay, great, well,
I'm glad we got that cleared up.
425
00:14:52,691 --> 00:14:54,464
Morgan, we have that reservation
at the steakhouse.
426
00:14:54,498 --> 00:14:56,172
Dr. C, Dr. C, I need to thank you.
427
00:14:56,206 --> 00:14:57,947
Oh, no, you don't have
to thank me for anything.
428
00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:01,529
No, no, I do, 'cause you
convinced Tamra to stay with me.
429
00:15:01,565 --> 00:15:03,338
What?
430
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,993
"Then mbute the spider
said to akuna the jackal,
431
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:12,078
'I can't follow you.
You're the village trickster.'"
432
00:15:12,113 --> 00:15:15,762
Lee, I know there's no talking
during story time, and I'm sorry,
433
00:15:15,797 --> 00:15:18,139
but there's a lady waving at you.
434
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,789
Oh, God, not again.
435
00:15:21,825 --> 00:15:23,866
Hey, Lee!
436
00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:26,980
How's it going? What are you...
What are you doing here?
437
00:15:27,014 --> 00:15:28,989
Well, I got your message
loud and clear.
438
00:15:29,023 --> 00:15:30,395
Okay, is that my scarf?
439
00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:31,400
Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna take that.
440
00:15:31,401 --> 00:15:32,472
Thanks so much.
441
00:15:32,507 --> 00:15:35,084
And with that scarf, you
were sending me a message.
442
00:15:35,118 --> 00:15:37,529
Like Cinderella, and I found you.
443
00:15:37,530 --> 00:15:38,634
And I'm the Prince, ironically.
444
00:15:38,635 --> 00:15:40,643
Do you know the story of cinderell...
445
00:15:40,677 --> 00:15:41,814
Please don't talk to the kids.
446
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:43,121
Yeah, I think you really need to go.
447
00:15:43,155 --> 00:15:46,872
But you left it for me, so I'd
come and find you, right?
448
00:15:46,906 --> 00:15:49,584
Did you leave it at her apartment
as an accident or on purpose?
449
00:15:49,619 --> 00:15:50,991
Yeah, it was an accident.
450
00:15:51,025 --> 00:15:52,665
But on some level, like,
your heart wanted you
451
00:15:52,666 --> 00:15:53,703
to leave it there, so I would...
452
00:15:53,737 --> 00:15:55,277
My heart left it there accidentally.
453
00:15:55,311 --> 00:15:56,583
Every part of it was an accident.
454
00:15:56,584 --> 00:15:57,956
Yeah.
Okay.
455
00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,262
Ooh, hey, Mindy.
456
00:15:59,296 --> 00:16:00,568
You want to see me again?
457
00:16:00,602 --> 00:16:01,806
You're not a parent here, are you?
458
00:16:01,842 --> 00:16:03,381
Of one of the children?
459
00:16:03,415 --> 00:16:05,457
'Cause six strikes, and I'm out.
460
00:16:05,492 --> 00:16:07,734
Am I a parent here?
Okay.
461
00:16:07,769 --> 00:16:09,945
Do I look like a parent?
462
00:16:09,979 --> 00:16:11,183
Are you kidding me?
463
00:16:11,217 --> 00:16:12,824
Kids, it's okay.
464
00:16:12,858 --> 00:16:14,264
Making love to a...
Thank you for taking her away.
465
00:16:14,298 --> 00:16:15,503
What's the matter with you?
466
00:16:15,504 --> 00:16:17,345
Okay.
Huh? What's...
467
00:16:17,346 --> 00:16:18,819
It's okay, kids.
Don't rip that down.
468
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:21,889
Screw him.
469
00:16:21,890 --> 00:16:22,994
He's too stupid to teach second grade.
470
00:16:22,995 --> 00:16:24,299
You could do so much better than him.
471
00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:26,544
Or at least
you can do better than him.
472
00:16:26,545 --> 00:16:28,954
Can I?
I wasn't good enough for Danny.
473
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:31,432
And now I'm not good enough
for this guy?
474
00:16:31,433 --> 00:16:32,672
I don't know, Peter,
I think I should just give up
475
00:16:32,673 --> 00:16:34,480
and date the next Melvin
that asks me out.
476
00:16:34,514 --> 00:16:37,192
My name is Melvin.
477
00:16:37,193 --> 00:16:39,369
What are you up to tonight?
478
00:16:39,403 --> 00:16:41,579
Nothing, actually.
479
00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:43,052
You like street festivals?
480
00:16:43,087 --> 00:16:44,860
Kind of.
Mindy, come on.
481
00:16:44,896 --> 00:16:47,506
We're going back in there.
482
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,219
Hey, kotter, we
need to talk.
483
00:16:50,253 --> 00:16:51,827
It is drawing time, you guys!
484
00:16:51,861 --> 00:16:54,371
You do not interrupt
drawing time. Let's go.
485
00:16:54,372 --> 00:16:56,883
Interrupting drawing time.
Are you out of your minds?
486
00:16:56,884 --> 00:16:58,825
Now I want to hear
an apology out of you,
487
00:16:58,826 --> 00:17:00,030
and I want it directed to her.
488
00:17:00,065 --> 00:17:02,274
You want me to apologize?
For what? Yeah.
489
00:17:02,308 --> 00:17:03,747
We were both consenting adults.
490
00:17:03,782 --> 00:17:05,288
In fact, I was the one who was pushed
491
00:17:05,289 --> 00:17:07,900
into doing things...
A lot of things.
492
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:10,378
Okay, don't you try to act
like you're the victim.
493
00:17:10,379 --> 00:17:12,454
I woke up to nothing in my bed.
494
00:17:12,455 --> 00:17:13,660
Do you know how that felt?
495
00:17:13,661 --> 00:17:15,334
Well, some things,
like a bunch of magazines,
496
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:18,180
a cookie tin, a bottle of
sriracha, and a sleeping bag.
497
00:17:18,181 --> 00:17:19,654
My diet pills,
my birth control, but not you.
498
00:17:19,655 --> 00:17:21,462
Hold on, you keep
a sleeping bag in your bed?
499
00:17:21,463 --> 00:17:23,070
That's really sad.
500
00:17:23,104 --> 00:17:24,945
I thought we had something.
501
00:17:24,946 --> 00:17:26,117
You know, he played me his guitar app.
502
00:17:26,118 --> 00:17:27,725
You told me
that your dad was bisexual.
503
00:17:27,759 --> 00:17:29,366
Are you kidding?
504
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,207
You said that you felt invincible.
505
00:17:31,241 --> 00:17:33,886
Invinc... no, no, no.
I said "invisible."
506
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,962
I was buried under a pile
of stuff on your bed.
507
00:17:35,997 --> 00:17:37,804
If that's the case, then I am sorry.
508
00:17:37,805 --> 00:17:39,981
No, Mindy,
you do not apologize to him.
509
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,923
This guy took advantage
of your heartbreak,
510
00:17:41,957 --> 00:17:43,229
and that is a low move.
511
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,904
That is disgusting.
512
00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:50,328
That is exactly the thing
that I would do.
513
00:17:50,329 --> 00:17:52,572
Am I a dick?
514
00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:54,279
Does everyone think I'm a dick?
515
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,887
Yeah, are you just realizing that now?
516
00:17:55,888 --> 00:17:57,896
Oh, God.
517
00:17:57,931 --> 00:18:00,207
Excuse me.
Do you have a hall pass?
518
00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:01,547
Oh, you know what, Edgar?
They're fine.
519
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,355
They're with me.
Oh, my God.
520
00:18:03,389 --> 00:18:04,393
Hmm?
521
00:18:04,394 --> 00:18:05,532
Is that a wedding ring?
522
00:18:05,566 --> 00:18:09,048
Is this a...
You're married?
523
00:18:12,498 --> 00:18:13,837
Where'd it go?
No, no.
524
00:18:13,838 --> 00:18:14,975
It's still on your hand.
Technically,
525
00:18:14,976 --> 00:18:17,185
it's a wedding band, not a ring.
526
00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:19,294
How could you do that?
527
00:18:19,295 --> 00:18:20,802
Now I'm the other woman?
528
00:18:20,803 --> 00:18:22,376
This is exactly what
I was listening to last night.
529
00:18:22,377 --> 00:18:23,413
I can't do this again.
530
00:18:23,414 --> 00:18:24,585
Okay, you know what?
This is really...
531
00:18:24,586 --> 00:18:26,525
Hey, hey, hey.
Oh, my God.
532
00:18:26,596 --> 00:18:28,704
You know what,
Morgan, punch me in the face.
533
00:18:28,705 --> 00:18:30,345
After what I did,
staten rules, come on.
534
00:18:30,346 --> 00:18:32,221
One free pop.
Go ahead. Do it.
535
00:18:32,222 --> 00:18:34,620
I don't want to punch you
in the face, Dr. Castellano.
536
00:18:34,663 --> 00:18:36,303
What do you mean, "Dr. Castellano"?
537
00:18:36,304 --> 00:18:37,609
What happened to "Dr. C"?
538
00:18:37,643 --> 00:18:39,384
Just because we work together
doesn't mean
539
00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:41,159
we have to be friends, Dr. Castellano.
540
00:18:41,193 --> 00:18:42,330
Stop saying that.
541
00:18:42,365 --> 00:18:44,039
It's your name, and I would like you
542
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:47,120
to refer to me as nurse tookers, R.N.
543
00:18:47,121 --> 00:18:48,157
Here's our stop.
544
00:18:48,192 --> 00:18:50,903
Okay, but look, look, Morgan,
I don't want to leave
545
00:18:50,904 --> 00:18:52,879
unless I know we're good.
546
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:55,893
Oh, I'm good.
Okay.
547
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:58,706
Good at being mad at you.
548
00:18:59,913 --> 00:19:02,155
Look, I'm sorry.
I owe you an apology, Mindy.
549
00:19:02,156 --> 00:19:03,361
For pantsing me in the cafeteria?
550
00:19:03,362 --> 00:19:04,466
Yeah, that was not cool.
551
00:19:04,467 --> 00:19:05,805
No, no, no, no, no.
That was classic.
552
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,853
No, for getting you involved
in this whole thing.
553
00:19:08,854 --> 00:19:11,833
I mean, you deserve better than
Lee, and Danny's being an idiot.
554
00:19:11,834 --> 00:19:13,641
Yeah, but I really feel like...
555
00:19:13,676 --> 00:19:15,048
Can I finish my thought?
556
00:19:15,049 --> 00:19:16,555
I know I paused, but I just...
I have a little more to say.
557
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,330
Yeah, okay.
That's a little rude, but yeah.
558
00:19:18,364 --> 00:19:19,636
All this time, I've been telling you
559
00:19:19,637 --> 00:19:20,874
to think like a Peter, but I think
560
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:22,415
I need to start thinking like a Mindy.
561
00:19:22,450 --> 00:19:23,721
Really?
It's mostly just me
562
00:19:23,722 --> 00:19:25,161
trying to remember
where I left my phone.
563
00:19:25,196 --> 00:19:27,170
You're a romantic, and that's good.
564
00:19:27,205 --> 00:19:29,246
It just means you'll probably
date a few extra losers,
565
00:19:29,247 --> 00:19:31,289
randos, and pervs.
God.
566
00:19:31,324 --> 00:19:33,699
But I really do think you'll
be rewarded for it in the end.
567
00:19:33,701 --> 00:19:35,475
That's a very nice thing to say.
568
00:19:35,476 --> 00:19:37,116
I mean, not rewarded romantically.
569
00:19:37,151 --> 00:19:38,690
But, like, rewarded like,
"oh, look, there's two bags
570
00:19:38,691 --> 00:19:39,896
of chips in the vending machine."
571
00:19:39,897 --> 00:19:40,899
Shut up, Peter.
572
00:19:40,901 --> 00:19:42,642
Drink up, gorgeous.
573
00:19:42,643 --> 00:19:44,248
Hey.
574
00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:46,325
Mindy.
575
00:19:46,326 --> 00:19:49,105
Come to stomp on my dignity
in person, have you?
576
00:19:49,139 --> 00:19:51,583
Well, go ahead.
577
00:19:51,584 --> 00:19:53,022
I have no more tears to give.
578
00:19:53,057 --> 00:19:54,529
Oh, my God, you cried?
579
00:19:54,563 --> 00:19:55,667
Ask my mom.
580
00:19:55,668 --> 00:19:57,040
I was on the phone with her all night.
581
00:19:57,075 --> 00:19:59,385
God, okay.
I'm sorry.
582
00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:01,261
It was not cool to blow you off.
583
00:20:01,295 --> 00:20:03,102
No one deserves
to be treated like that.
584
00:20:03,136 --> 00:20:06,417
I think the hardest part
was the not knowing why.
585
00:20:06,452 --> 00:20:08,460
Okay, I apologized, so...
586
00:20:08,495 --> 00:20:10,000
Accepted.
587
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:12,813
May I be so bold
as to invite thee to dinner?
588
00:20:12,814 --> 00:20:14,722
You know what, Phil?
I'm not really in a place
589
00:20:14,723 --> 00:20:16,731
where I should be dating anyone.
590
00:20:16,732 --> 00:20:19,511
I think I'm still hung up
on the last guy I was with,
591
00:20:19,512 --> 00:20:21,453
so maybe we could be friends?
592
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:24,768
Oh, I get it.
We could be friends.
593
00:20:24,802 --> 00:20:29,255
Yes.
Well, I would love that.
594
00:20:29,256 --> 00:20:31,399
And when you're ready
to start dating again...
595
00:20:31,433 --> 00:20:33,642
No. No.
Okay.
596
00:20:33,677 --> 00:20:35,518
Phil, I just don't see
a world where that's...
597
00:20:35,552 --> 00:20:37,125
Okay.
No, no, seriously, though,
598
00:20:37,126 --> 00:20:38,933
I'm not...
Okay.
599
00:20:38,968 --> 00:20:40,306
I... it doesn't matter.
600
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:42,383
Bye, Mindy.
601
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,301
Is Mindy here?
602
00:20:46,302 --> 00:20:48,075
No, she left for the day.
603
00:20:48,076 --> 00:20:51,089
Okay.
604
00:20:53,970 --> 00:20:56,146
Hello?
605
00:20:56,180 --> 00:20:58,423
Hey, Sally, it's Danny.
606
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:01,135
I thought I had something at work,
607
00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:06,829
but, as it turns out, I got a
lucky break, and I'm free.
608
00:21:08,839 --> 00:21:10,479
Hey, so do you really do
that Cinderella thing
609
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,186
where you leave earrings
at a guy's place?
610
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:13,827
What? Of course not.
That would be crazy.
611
00:21:13,828 --> 00:21:15,703
Yeah.
612
00:21:15,704 --> 00:21:17,879
Anything
interesting happen at work?
613
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,826
Not really.
614
00:21:21,965 --> 00:21:24,945
Ooh, I love this show.
615
00:21:24,946 --> 00:21:28,260
It's got a really fat guy
and a really skinny guy.
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