Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,663 --> 00:00:03,034
Christmastime
in New York City...
2
00:00:03,035 --> 00:00:06,067
Snow on the ground,
lights in the trees,
3
00:00:06,068 --> 00:00:08,031
and so many tourists
that it's nearly impossible
4
00:00:08,032 --> 00:00:10,203
to return a bra
to a department store.
5
00:00:10,204 --> 00:00:11,540
It's the time of year
when...
6
00:00:11,541 --> 00:00:14,216
Are you buying a tree or not? I am.
7
00:00:14,250 --> 00:00:16,055
I'll take
your biggest tree.
8
00:00:16,089 --> 00:00:18,596
$250.
What?
9
00:00:18,631 --> 00:00:21,038
For a dead tree?
10
00:00:21,039 --> 00:00:23,679
Okay, I'll take
that little sickly one.
11
00:00:25,619 --> 00:00:26,922
Merry Christmas.
12
00:00:26,923 --> 00:00:28,794
Merry Christmas,
and I'm gonna need some help
13
00:00:28,828 --> 00:00:29,932
bringing it
to my office.
14
00:00:29,933 --> 00:00:31,303
Is that something you do,
15
00:00:31,337 --> 00:00:33,309
or is it, like,
one of your Christmas elves?
16
00:00:34,982 --> 00:00:36,118
All right.
17
00:00:36,152 --> 00:00:37,690
Merry Christmas.
Thank you.
18
00:00:37,691 --> 00:00:40,164
♪ Soon gonna jingle
19
00:00:40,199 --> 00:00:41,936
♪ The bells that'll jingle
taxi! Taxi!
20
00:00:41,937 --> 00:00:43,340
♪ All your troubles away
21
00:00:43,341 --> 00:00:44,543
♪ Everybody's waiting
22
00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:46,484
♪ For the man with the bag
damn it!
23
00:00:47,488 --> 00:00:49,594
Excuse me!
Hold the train.
24
00:00:49,595 --> 00:00:50,964
Thank you.
25
00:00:50,965 --> 00:00:52,268
♪ He's got a sleigh full
26
00:00:52,269 --> 00:00:54,509
♪ It's not go...
What the hell is that?
27
00:00:55,780 --> 00:00:58,320
How Hindu are you?
It's a Christmas tree.
28
00:00:58,355 --> 00:01:00,260
I don't think so.
What are you doing?
29
00:01:00,261 --> 00:01:01,564
What were you holding?
30
00:01:02,768 --> 00:01:04,038
- Son of a bitch.
- Mindy, Mindy.
31
00:01:04,039 --> 00:01:07,048
Mindy, no. Dr. L. Aagh!
32
00:01:07,082 --> 00:01:09,890
- Put the tree back!
- Just like the Grinch!
33
00:01:13,970 --> 00:01:15,206
No!
Oh!
34
00:01:17,146 --> 00:01:19,118
Merry Christmas!
35
00:01:24,135 --> 00:01:25,439
Good morning, everyone.
36
00:01:25,473 --> 00:01:26,876
Dr, Reed?
37
00:01:26,877 --> 00:01:29,284
Dr. Reed. Oh!
38
00:01:29,285 --> 00:01:32,192
Everyone, Dr. Reed
is thin and handsome again.
39
00:01:32,227 --> 00:01:35,937
Okay, calm down.
Whoa.
40
00:01:35,938 --> 00:01:38,211
Someone's looking good enough
to get roofied.
41
00:01:38,246 --> 00:01:39,750
Your body looks amazing.
42
00:01:39,784 --> 00:01:41,254
Aren't you glad
I made you go to fat camp?
43
00:01:41,289 --> 00:01:42,726
It wasn't a fat camp.
44
00:01:42,727 --> 00:01:45,468
It was the center,
an holistic weight loss clinic
45
00:01:45,469 --> 00:01:47,340
where I learned
I'd been addicted to food.
46
00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:49,847
Dr. Reed, your secret Santa
left this for you.
47
00:01:49,848 --> 00:01:51,251
Thank you.
48
00:01:51,252 --> 00:01:53,492
Oh, my God.
49
00:01:53,493 --> 00:01:55,499
Oh, it's the toffee
from where I grew up as a kid.
50
00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:56,903
You can't even buy this
in America.
51
00:01:56,904 --> 00:01:59,946
It's too full of fat
and sugar.
52
00:01:59,947 --> 00:02:01,618
Thank you,
whoever bought me this.
53
00:02:01,619 --> 00:02:02,888
It's a nice gift.
54
00:02:02,922 --> 00:02:04,292
Good-bye, toffee.
55
00:02:06,132 --> 00:02:07,403
I love when you spend
the night at Heather's.
56
00:02:07,437 --> 00:02:10,143
It means that I get
a morning commute buddy.
57
00:02:10,144 --> 00:02:12,486
I used to think that this
other guy was my commute buddy,
58
00:02:12,487 --> 00:02:14,692
but it turned out that he just
lived on the subway.
59
00:02:14,693 --> 00:02:15,896
And I didn't find out...
60
00:02:15,897 --> 00:02:16,965
Cliff.
61
00:02:16,966 --> 00:02:18,103
Hey, cliff, cliff.
62
00:02:18,137 --> 00:02:19,272
My story,
did you hear it?
63
00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:20,610
Yeah, sorry.
64
00:02:20,611 --> 00:02:22,583
I was up
till 3:00 A.M. last night.
65
00:02:22,618 --> 00:02:23,720
Why were you up?
66
00:02:23,754 --> 00:02:25,727
Heather and I got
in a huge fight.
67
00:02:25,761 --> 00:02:28,267
You did?
Mm-hmm.
68
00:02:28,268 --> 00:02:30,508
Not you and Heather!
69
00:02:30,543 --> 00:02:33,283
You guys are one of the great
couples of all time.
70
00:02:33,318 --> 00:02:35,991
Well, lately, everything I do
makes her mad...
71
00:02:35,992 --> 00:02:37,496
How I talk...
What?
72
00:02:37,497 --> 00:02:38,834
The way I organize
my sweaters.
73
00:02:38,835 --> 00:02:40,004
In Roy G.
Biv color order.
74
00:02:40,038 --> 00:02:41,476
It's OCD, but...
75
00:02:41,510 --> 00:02:44,652
I swear that if we didn't have
concert tickets this month
76
00:02:44,687 --> 00:02:45,890
we'd break up.
77
00:02:45,924 --> 00:02:47,495
Exciting news, everybody.
78
00:02:47,529 --> 00:02:49,066
This Friday,
Shulman and associates
79
00:02:49,067 --> 00:02:52,510
is having a Christmas party
for the entire building.
80
00:02:52,544 --> 00:02:54,448
The entire building?
Yeah.
81
00:02:54,483 --> 00:02:55,954
This building
is full of randos
82
00:02:55,955 --> 00:02:57,024
who we should get
to know better.
83
00:02:57,025 --> 00:02:58,696
The notary public
on five,
84
00:02:58,731 --> 00:03:01,203
maybe those cool lawyers
across the hallway.
85
00:03:01,204 --> 00:03:03,578
Okay, is this a ploy
so you can hang out with cliff?
86
00:03:03,612 --> 00:03:04,849
What?
What are you saying?
87
00:03:04,850 --> 00:03:06,521
Are you having a stroke?
What does that even mean?
88
00:03:06,555 --> 00:03:09,462
Oh, and we can exchange
our final secret Santa gifts.
89
00:03:09,496 --> 00:03:11,903
Oh, that reminds me.
I'm your secret Santa.
90
00:03:11,939 --> 00:03:13,977
Medical gauze?
Come on.
91
00:03:14,011 --> 00:03:16,250
Yeah, I don't believe in
spending money on stupid things.
92
00:03:16,251 --> 00:03:19,360
Really? So I assume
you got that shirt for free?
93
00:03:19,361 --> 00:03:20,799
Bazinga!
What?
94
00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,604
And with that classic Danny dig,
it's settled.
95
00:03:22,605 --> 00:03:23,975
We're gonna have a party.
96
00:03:23,976 --> 00:03:25,512
You and I have to
go get food. Okay.
97
00:03:25,546 --> 00:03:27,707
I think the party
should be gluten-free.
98
00:03:27,721 --> 00:03:28,924
What? No. Why?
99
00:03:28,925 --> 00:03:31,097
'Cause Tamra has
Celiac's disease.
100
00:03:31,098 --> 00:03:32,902
Yeah, when my stomach
sees gluten,
101
00:03:32,903 --> 00:03:34,508
it's like,
"this ain't your party,"
102
00:03:34,542 --> 00:03:36,013
but how'd you know?
103
00:03:36,047 --> 00:03:37,818
I log what you eat.
104
00:03:37,853 --> 00:03:39,891
I notice what you eat.
105
00:03:39,925 --> 00:03:41,648
Okay, fine, whatever,
it can be gluten-free.
106
00:03:41,664 --> 00:03:42,933
Peter, Jeremy, I need you guys
107
00:03:42,968 --> 00:03:44,673
to go pick up classy alcohol.
108
00:03:44,707 --> 00:03:46,071
Yeah, that's not gonna work
for me.
109
00:03:46,078 --> 00:03:47,581
It's come to my attention
110
00:03:47,615 --> 00:03:49,087
that, during special events
in my life,
111
00:03:49,088 --> 00:03:52,096
I maybe partake
in alcohol a little too much.
112
00:03:52,130 --> 00:03:54,837
And, as you know,
last year at a holiday party,
113
00:03:54,871 --> 00:03:56,442
I made sex
to a Christmas tree.
114
00:03:56,476 --> 00:03:58,415
Well, we'll miss you,
but it's probably
115
00:03:58,416 --> 00:04:01,391
for the best, and ultimately
we won't notice your absence.
116
00:04:01,392 --> 00:04:03,464
So, Betsy, I need you
to get 4,000 wine coolers.
117
00:04:03,498 --> 00:04:06,207
You won't notice my absence
because I'll be there.
118
00:04:06,208 --> 00:04:08,247
And I would hope that you guys
would respect my wishes
119
00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,952
and maybe keep it
a dry party.
120
00:04:09,986 --> 00:04:12,091
Ex-queeze me?
That's very mature of you, Peter.
121
00:04:12,092 --> 00:04:13,629
No, just because...
122
00:04:13,663 --> 00:04:14,900
Here's what's happening...
Shulman and associates
123
00:04:14,901 --> 00:04:16,003
are hosting a Christmas party
124
00:04:16,004 --> 00:04:18,444
free of gluten
and alcohol.
125
00:04:18,445 --> 00:04:20,116
And I have
a deadly allergy to...
126
00:04:20,152 --> 00:04:22,123
I'm sorry, I can't hear any more
restrictions for the party.
127
00:04:22,158 --> 00:04:23,226
Okay, why does this building
128
00:04:23,227 --> 00:04:24,999
have so many taxidermists
in it?
129
00:04:25,033 --> 00:04:26,637
It's gonna be
a weird party.
130
00:04:26,638 --> 00:04:28,844
Last time I was
at a holiday party sober
131
00:04:28,845 --> 00:04:31,185
was at my sixth grade
snowflake play.
132
00:04:31,186 --> 00:04:32,321
Actually,
you know what,
133
00:04:32,322 --> 00:04:33,960
I had two beers
that night.
134
00:04:33,994 --> 00:04:36,534
The holidays can be tough
for us food junkies too.
135
00:04:36,535 --> 00:04:38,674
But luckily, they did give us
a secret weapon
136
00:04:38,675 --> 00:04:41,082
at the center...
This is a taste spray
137
00:04:41,116 --> 00:04:43,155
designed to satisfy
my cravings.
138
00:04:43,189 --> 00:04:47,468
Short rib mist.
Yummy.
139
00:04:47,469 --> 00:04:49,074
I am very full now.
140
00:04:49,108 --> 00:04:50,880
Okay, the only way
we're gonna make it
141
00:04:50,914 --> 00:04:53,019
through this party
is if we're sober buddies.
142
00:04:53,020 --> 00:04:54,758
Yes.
You stop me from drinking...
143
00:04:54,792 --> 00:04:57,233
You stop me from taking queso
into the bathroom.
144
00:04:57,268 --> 00:04:58,804
Deal.
145
00:04:58,805 --> 00:05:01,311
So are you making
a gingerbread house this year?
146
00:05:01,312 --> 00:05:03,150
Nah,
I got a lot going on.
147
00:05:03,151 --> 00:05:05,892
Work, and my bank
just sent me a new credit card,
148
00:05:05,893 --> 00:05:07,597
so I have that to activate.
149
00:05:07,598 --> 00:05:09,304
You are such a horrible liar.
150
00:05:09,305 --> 00:05:11,510
I bet you already imported sugar
stained glass from Germany.
151
00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:13,250
Oh, please,
German sugar glass?
152
00:05:13,251 --> 00:05:16,124
It's notoriously brittle
and cloudy.
153
00:05:16,159 --> 00:05:19,201
Okay, I'll tell you this.
154
00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:20,705
I am making a structure.
155
00:05:20,706 --> 00:05:22,143
I'll give you a hint.
156
00:05:22,178 --> 00:05:23,681
It's the house of a man
157
00:05:23,682 --> 00:05:26,156
that's very important
to this country.
158
00:05:26,191 --> 00:05:28,663
Justin Timberlake's
childhood home in Nashville.
159
00:05:28,698 --> 00:05:30,102
What?
160
00:05:31,907 --> 00:05:33,044
Hello, Mindy,
Danny.
161
00:05:34,817 --> 00:05:36,521
Hello.
Hello.
162
00:05:36,555 --> 00:05:38,227
Have you met my new girlfriend
Maria Menounos?
163
00:05:38,228 --> 00:05:40,066
Oh,
I'm a big fan of your journalism.
164
00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:42,373
You're my hair idol...
165
00:05:42,374 --> 00:05:44,112
Are you two dating?
166
00:05:44,147 --> 00:05:45,182
Yeah.
167
00:05:45,216 --> 00:05:47,221
Wh... you could have
almost anybody.
168
00:05:47,256 --> 00:05:49,828
Excuse me. I have never been
with such a soulful person.
169
00:05:49,829 --> 00:05:52,438
Aw. Come here, you.
170
00:05:52,472 --> 00:05:53,675
This is our first Christmas
together,
171
00:05:53,676 --> 00:05:56,417
and we've just been sharing
and celebrating.
172
00:05:56,452 --> 00:05:58,791
Oh, my gosh, Mindy,
what's wrong with me?
173
00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,797
Here I am,
flaunting our blooming love,
174
00:06:00,798 --> 00:06:02,870
and you with your
engagement breakup.
175
00:06:02,871 --> 00:06:04,809
I'm just sorry.
Okay, listen, pal,
176
00:06:04,810 --> 00:06:05,980
she's fine, okay?
177
00:06:05,981 --> 00:06:07,384
She's been going out
with a lot of guys
178
00:06:07,385 --> 00:06:09,424
since that guy...
Probably too many guys.
179
00:06:09,425 --> 00:06:10,427
Shh, that's not...
A lot.
180
00:06:10,428 --> 00:06:11,598
The right amount.
The normal amount.
181
00:06:11,599 --> 00:06:13,637
Not really.
Maria... no, hush, hush.
182
00:06:13,638 --> 00:06:15,143
It's been quite a... the point
is that I'm doing fantastic.
183
00:06:15,144 --> 00:06:16,514
She's doing great.
184
00:06:16,548 --> 00:06:18,954
Mindy, you don't have
to shine it on in front of me.
185
00:06:18,955 --> 00:06:20,124
I'm a friend, okay?
186
00:06:20,159 --> 00:06:23,268
Holidays are always hardest
on the lonely.
187
00:06:23,269 --> 00:06:26,410
Suicide rates
do go up as we all know.
188
00:06:26,444 --> 00:06:28,249
Sorry.
Bye, Maria.
189
00:06:28,250 --> 00:06:30,223
I'm actually dating someone too.
190
00:06:30,257 --> 00:06:32,830
He's handsome lawyer
who works in this building.
191
00:06:32,864 --> 00:06:34,168
Oh.
192
00:06:34,169 --> 00:06:35,939
Well, that's...
That's great.
193
00:06:35,940 --> 00:06:37,612
No, no,
it's better than great.
194
00:06:37,613 --> 00:06:39,785
It's great!
195
00:06:39,820 --> 00:06:41,055
Well, if he works
in the building,
196
00:06:41,056 --> 00:06:43,196
I look forward to meeting him
at the party.
197
00:06:43,231 --> 00:06:44,901
Great.
198
00:06:44,936 --> 00:06:46,741
Okay, let's go.
We can't get out.
199
00:06:46,775 --> 00:06:49,014
We have to go back up...
Okay, fine.
200
00:06:50,979 --> 00:06:52,348
Why did you tell Deslaurier
you were dating
201
00:06:52,349 --> 00:06:53,753
a lawyer
in the building?
202
00:06:53,754 --> 00:06:55,256
'Cause he was rubbing
Menounos in my face.
203
00:06:55,257 --> 00:06:56,595
Menounos.
Menounos.
204
00:06:56,596 --> 00:06:58,534
Ugh, I hate him.
Besides, who knows?
205
00:06:58,535 --> 00:07:00,540
Maybe at the party
I will be dating someone.
206
00:07:00,541 --> 00:07:02,480
I knew it.
I knew it.
207
00:07:02,481 --> 00:07:04,520
Building-wide
Christmas party,
208
00:07:04,521 --> 00:07:07,395
all the sexy mood lighting
you installed in Phlebotomy.
209
00:07:07,396 --> 00:07:10,404
Well, you know, soft lighting
is good for urine samples too.
210
00:07:10,405 --> 00:07:12,678
No, no, this is
a Christmas party sex trap
211
00:07:12,713 --> 00:07:13,815
so you can get to cliff.
212
00:07:13,816 --> 00:07:15,319
Is that so wrong,
Danny?
213
00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:17,126
Is it so wrong for an unmarried
23-year-old woman
214
00:07:17,127 --> 00:07:18,596
to throw a party
so she can meet a man?
215
00:07:18,597 --> 00:07:20,402
You're a little nut job,
and it's not gonna work.
216
00:07:20,403 --> 00:07:21,774
Thank you for saying
that I'm little,
217
00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,245
and it will work,
and I'll tell you why.
218
00:07:23,246 --> 00:07:24,382
Because I have
219
00:07:24,416 --> 00:07:25,553
a foolproof, four-point,
220
00:07:25,587 --> 00:07:26,890
man-catching party plan.
221
00:07:26,891 --> 00:07:28,594
Oh, boy.
Wanna hear about it?
222
00:07:28,628 --> 00:07:29,999
Not really, but...
You're gonna.
223
00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:31,537
I know. Here's the plan.
224
00:07:31,538 --> 00:07:36,052
Throw the greatest
party anyone has ever seen.
225
00:07:36,053 --> 00:07:39,028
When the guy gets there,
ignore him.
226
00:07:39,062 --> 00:07:44,076
Instead, be talking
to the coolest guy in the room.
227
00:07:45,281 --> 00:07:47,018
Step two:
228
00:07:47,019 --> 00:07:48,892
I do a sexy version
of Santa baby.
229
00:07:48,893 --> 00:07:50,798
It's both titillating
and festive.
230
00:07:52,470 --> 00:07:54,509
♪ Santa baby
231
00:07:54,510 --> 00:07:57,953
♪ Just slip a sable
under the tree ♪
232
00:07:57,988 --> 00:07:59,591
♪ For me
233
00:07:59,625 --> 00:08:01,397
Santa baby?
It's disgusting.
234
00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:02,968
It sexualizes Santa.
235
00:08:03,003 --> 00:08:06,513
Pretend you're overheated.
236
00:08:06,514 --> 00:08:08,553
Say you need some air.
237
00:08:08,554 --> 00:08:11,729
Make him follow you
to a private location.
238
00:08:11,730 --> 00:08:16,043
Finally alone
in a romantic setting,
239
00:08:16,044 --> 00:08:19,052
he and I share
a perfect first kiss.
240
00:08:19,087 --> 00:08:21,460
That's the stupidest plan
I've ever heard.
241
00:08:21,494 --> 00:08:23,266
You're wrong.
You'll see tomorrow night
242
00:08:23,267 --> 00:08:25,405
when I'm tonguing cliff
in the courtyard.
243
00:08:25,439 --> 00:08:27,645
Come on.
All right.
244
00:08:35,504 --> 00:08:37,342
And this is Elizabeth,
my other dog.
245
00:08:37,343 --> 00:08:38,746
You would love her.
246
00:08:38,782 --> 00:08:40,051
Aww!
247
00:08:40,085 --> 00:08:42,392
That's a beautiful dog.
248
00:08:42,393 --> 00:08:44,465
It'd take a lot
of sawdust to fill her up.
249
00:08:46,038 --> 00:08:47,340
Wait, what?
250
00:08:47,341 --> 00:08:49,380
What
the hell was so important?
251
00:08:49,381 --> 00:08:50,450
What are you doing?
252
00:08:50,484 --> 00:08:51,519
Come here.
253
00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:52,523
Help me
fill my bra up with wine.
254
00:08:52,524 --> 00:08:54,529
Okay,
no further questions.
255
00:08:54,530 --> 00:08:56,034
Open this.
256
00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:58,843
I bought a bra that holds
two full bottles full of wine.
257
00:08:58,877 --> 00:09:01,352
I thought this thing was
supposed to be sober for Peter.
258
00:09:01,386 --> 00:09:02,622
Peter doesn't have
to know about it.
259
00:09:02,623 --> 00:09:03,993
My man-catching plan
is not going to work
260
00:09:03,994 --> 00:09:05,096
without some booze, Danny.
261
00:09:05,130 --> 00:09:07,035
Plus, there's also
an added benefit.
262
00:09:07,069 --> 00:09:08,540
What's that?
Pour.
263
00:09:08,574 --> 00:09:10,914
Pour. Okay.
Here you go.
264
00:09:14,426 --> 00:09:15,762
You should wear that
every day.
265
00:09:15,796 --> 00:09:17,368
Okay, that's enough.
That's enough.
266
00:09:17,403 --> 00:09:19,541
Okay.
Sorry.
267
00:09:22,284 --> 00:09:24,757
I mean, it's been
kind of a weird year.
268
00:09:24,758 --> 00:09:27,699
Had some losses
in my family.
269
00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:29,037
I had to sell
a bunch of...
270
00:09:33,419 --> 00:09:34,655
Pass down to my kids
one day.
271
00:09:34,656 --> 00:09:36,259
Morgan, I can't keep
talking to you.
272
00:09:36,260 --> 00:09:37,763
Totally understood.
273
00:09:39,838 --> 00:09:42,513
Okay, step one
of the sex trap.
274
00:09:42,547 --> 00:09:44,820
Find the coolest guy
in the room.
275
00:09:49,770 --> 00:09:52,042
Hey, you.
I'm Mindy.
276
00:09:52,043 --> 00:09:54,550
Oh, Biruk.
It is very nice to meet you.
277
00:09:54,584 --> 00:09:55,920
Great to meet you.
278
00:10:00,135 --> 00:10:02,241
Oh, Biruk,
you're too much.
279
00:10:02,276 --> 00:10:03,646
I did not say anything.
280
00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:06,392
Oh, it's your whole...
Thing.
281
00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:09,362
Yes.
My man trap is working.
282
00:10:09,398 --> 00:10:11,269
I was once caught
in a man trap.
283
00:10:11,304 --> 00:10:12,573
I knew I had
to escape the net
284
00:10:12,608 --> 00:10:15,248
or else endure the horrors
of human trafficking.
285
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:20,632
Okay, um...
Do you live downtown?
286
00:10:20,666 --> 00:10:22,036
Yay, sober buddy.
287
00:10:22,070 --> 00:10:23,774
Not drinking
at a party eats, dog.
288
00:10:23,808 --> 00:10:26,383
Hitting on women...
Out of the equation.
289
00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:28,489
I mean, Maria Menounos
is right over there.
290
00:10:28,523 --> 00:10:31,833
The term "blue-collar"
drives me insane.
291
00:10:31,868 --> 00:10:34,576
The woman I'd create
had I a weird science machine.
292
00:10:34,610 --> 00:10:36,013
If I was drunk,
I'd go over there
293
00:10:36,014 --> 00:10:37,451
and snatch her away
from Deslaurier.
294
00:10:37,486 --> 00:10:39,490
Go and do that.
Go talk to her.
295
00:10:39,524 --> 00:10:41,362
Come on. I'd need, like,
six or seven hard lemmies
296
00:10:41,363 --> 00:10:43,603
to even think about going
over there to talk to her.
297
00:10:43,637 --> 00:10:44,873
What am I supposed to do
with my hands
298
00:10:44,874 --> 00:10:46,546
if I'm not holding beers?
Huh?
299
00:10:46,580 --> 00:10:48,552
Yeah, put them down.
It's unpleasant.
300
00:10:51,596 --> 00:10:53,761
Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa,
can you knock first, please?
301
00:10:53,769 --> 00:10:55,573
I'm not gonna knock
to the hot pipe room.
302
00:10:55,574 --> 00:10:57,780
All right, what step
of the man trap are you on?
303
00:10:57,781 --> 00:10:59,017
Hit him over the head
with a rolling pin
304
00:10:59,018 --> 00:11:00,222
and pull down his pants?
305
00:11:00,256 --> 00:11:01,593
Ha ha ha, you know
I don't own
306
00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:03,030
any cooking stuff...
Joke's on you.
307
00:11:03,031 --> 00:11:05,572
For your information,
I'm on step two.
308
00:11:05,573 --> 00:11:06,942
Whoa.
309
00:11:06,977 --> 00:11:08,448
Is that what I think it is?
Okay.
310
00:11:08,449 --> 00:11:09,752
Look, close your eyes.
Stop it.
311
00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:11,691
You'll see it at the unveiling
with everybody else.
312
00:11:11,725 --> 00:11:14,433
I'll give you a hint.
It's located in Virginia.
313
00:11:14,467 --> 00:11:15,904
Mt. Rushmore?
314
00:11:15,938 --> 00:11:19,214
The Massachusetts public school
system has really let you down.
315
00:11:19,248 --> 00:11:21,555
I'm sorry.
I'm a good-looking doctor.
316
00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:23,059
I think it did fine.
Okay.
317
00:11:23,094 --> 00:11:24,665
And you know what?
I wish you put this much effort
318
00:11:24,699 --> 00:11:25,701
into your secret Santa
presents.
319
00:11:25,702 --> 00:11:26,772
Oh, yeah,
that reminds me,
320
00:11:26,807 --> 00:11:28,844
I got you this.
321
00:11:28,878 --> 00:11:30,650
I refuse
Toto accept that gift.
322
00:11:30,651 --> 00:11:31,954
I got Peter a replica
323
00:11:31,988 --> 00:11:33,993
of the Dukes of hazzard car,
324
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,397
and I barely like him.
325
00:11:35,398 --> 00:11:36,702
That's what a secret Santa
does.
326
00:11:36,703 --> 00:11:37,940
Fine.
Hurry up.
327
00:11:37,974 --> 00:11:39,444
The sexy routine is next.
I gotta work.
328
00:11:39,479 --> 00:11:42,019
Just give me peace.
329
00:11:42,053 --> 00:11:43,523
I love this.
330
00:11:43,524 --> 00:11:45,697
Nothing says Christmas like
a traditional nativity scene.
331
00:11:45,731 --> 00:11:47,402
You know,
there's some recent scholarship
332
00:11:47,436 --> 00:11:50,344
that suggests Jesus
was actually a black woman.
333
00:11:50,345 --> 00:11:53,186
Right.
I need a drink.
334
00:11:54,291 --> 00:11:56,565
Hi, have you seen Mindy
by any chance?
335
00:11:56,566 --> 00:11:58,169
I'm cliff, by the way.
336
00:11:58,203 --> 00:11:59,874
Hi, cliff,
I'm Brendan Deslaurier.
337
00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:02,148
I run the holistic
health center upstairs.
338
00:12:02,149 --> 00:12:03,553
We specialize
in midwifery
339
00:12:03,554 --> 00:12:04,990
and scream therapy,
shriek yoga.
340
00:12:06,162 --> 00:12:07,230
I'd say I feel sorry
for the guy
341
00:12:07,231 --> 00:12:09,605
who works below you,
but that's me.
342
00:12:09,639 --> 00:12:11,745
I work at Gilbert, Lurie,
and Shapiro.
343
00:12:11,746 --> 00:12:14,219
Oh, you're the lawyer
from the building.
344
00:12:14,220 --> 00:12:15,290
You're Mindy's new boyfriend?
345
00:12:15,324 --> 00:12:16,628
No.
346
00:12:16,629 --> 00:12:18,431
Didn't realize
she had a boyfriend.
347
00:12:18,467 --> 00:12:20,071
You know, I was surprised
to hear it too.
348
00:12:20,105 --> 00:12:22,444
Suppose it was a different
lawyer from the building.
349
00:12:22,479 --> 00:12:25,253
She does tend to get around
in the workplace.
350
00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:27,594
Okay, well, thanks.
351
00:12:27,595 --> 00:12:29,534
I appreciate it.
It was nice to meet you.
352
00:12:29,535 --> 00:12:31,139
Excuse me.
Nice to meet you.
353
00:12:31,173 --> 00:12:32,977
Sorry to make you sad,
cliff.
354
00:12:33,012 --> 00:12:36,187
Everyone, quit talking
and look over here, please.
355
00:12:36,221 --> 00:12:37,324
Hey, gang.
356
00:12:37,359 --> 00:12:39,264
I have
a naughty Christmas surprise
357
00:12:39,265 --> 00:12:40,869
for all of you.
358
00:12:40,904 --> 00:12:42,776
Yeah! 'Cause now
that everybody's here...
359
00:12:42,810 --> 00:12:44,848
I thought...
360
00:12:44,849 --> 00:12:48,827
Wait, where is everybody?
361
00:12:48,861 --> 00:12:50,766
We're here.
Over here.
362
00:12:50,767 --> 00:12:52,772
I see Beverly.
Damn it.
363
00:12:52,808 --> 00:12:54,779
I just want to make sure
that 100% of the people
364
00:12:54,780 --> 00:12:55,849
we invited are here.
365
00:12:55,883 --> 00:12:59,126
I think 99.9% of everyone
is here.
366
00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,033
Come on.
Sing your raunchy song.
367
00:13:01,067 --> 00:13:02,872
Hold on one second, okay?
368
00:13:02,906 --> 00:13:05,545
Okay.
Dr. L, you're losing the room.
369
00:13:05,546 --> 00:13:07,151
This is anticlimactic.
You got focus.
370
00:13:09,592 --> 00:13:10,963
I'm gonna rap.
I'm gonna rap.
371
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:12,234
Coitus inte...
372
00:13:12,268 --> 00:13:13,671
Never mind.
373
00:13:13,672 --> 00:13:15,879
Naughty song called off.
374
00:13:15,913 --> 00:13:17,449
Dr. L.?
375
00:13:17,484 --> 00:13:19,490
Mindy, why aren't you
gonna do your song?
376
00:13:19,491 --> 00:13:20,794
It's dumb.
377
00:13:20,795 --> 00:13:22,198
It's so adorable.
Go do it.
378
00:13:22,199 --> 00:13:24,271
Maybe.
Okay.
379
00:13:24,305 --> 00:13:25,374
I guess I could give it
a try.
380
00:13:25,409 --> 00:13:27,380
You know what,
why don't you go
381
00:13:27,381 --> 00:13:28,718
take a nap or something?
382
00:13:28,752 --> 00:13:30,826
But you were
so encouraging...
383
00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:33,133
♪ Santa baby
384
00:13:33,167 --> 00:13:36,675
♪ Just slip a sable
under the tree ♪
385
00:13:36,676 --> 00:13:40,087
♪ For me
386
00:13:40,121 --> 00:13:42,394
♪ Been an awful good girl
387
00:13:42,428 --> 00:13:44,167
♪ Santa baby
388
00:13:44,201 --> 00:13:48,012
♪ So hurry down the chimney
tonight ♪
389
00:13:48,046 --> 00:13:49,717
Stop.
390
00:13:53,331 --> 00:13:55,825
♪ Santa baby,
forgot... ♪
391
00:13:55,859 --> 00:13:57,597
How long are we meant
to listen to this?
392
00:13:57,598 --> 00:14:00,941
Does anyone...
♪ a ring
393
00:14:02,313 --> 00:14:04,586
♪ I don't mean
on the phone ♪
394
00:14:04,587 --> 00:14:06,626
♪ Santa baby
395
00:14:06,627 --> 00:14:08,198
♪ So hurry down
396
00:14:08,199 --> 00:14:10,237
♪ The chimney tonight
397
00:14:13,313 --> 00:14:14,952
Hurry.
398
00:14:14,953 --> 00:14:16,156
♪ Tonight
399
00:14:16,157 --> 00:14:18,162
Oh, no.
400
00:14:18,163 --> 00:14:19,834
Oh, no.
Thank you.
401
00:14:19,835 --> 00:14:21,740
Oh, my God.
I don't even know the lyrics
402
00:14:21,741 --> 00:14:23,746
to this song.
It just came out of me.
403
00:14:23,747 --> 00:14:25,016
Here you go.
404
00:14:25,017 --> 00:14:26,220
Brendan!
It was amazing.
405
00:14:26,221 --> 00:14:28,026
Merry Christmas.
406
00:14:30,233 --> 00:14:32,607
You were offering up
your womanhood to Santa
407
00:14:32,608 --> 00:14:34,078
in exchange
for material gifts.
408
00:14:34,079 --> 00:14:36,084
It was just a stupid song.
409
00:14:36,085 --> 00:14:37,455
I thought you would like it.
410
00:14:37,456 --> 00:14:38,960
Well, as a feminist,
it offended me
411
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,231
to my core.
412
00:14:40,232 --> 00:14:41,567
Peter, help me.
413
00:14:41,568 --> 00:14:43,808
I need my sober buddy.
I've tasted frosting.
414
00:14:43,843 --> 00:14:45,413
Quiet.
Look.
415
00:14:45,414 --> 00:14:47,320
I'm sorry.
I just can't do this.
416
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:48,323
I'm done.
417
00:14:48,357 --> 00:14:51,800
Have a very aware Kwanzaa.
418
00:14:51,801 --> 00:14:53,004
It's a Christmas miracle.
419
00:14:53,038 --> 00:14:54,308
What are you talking about?
420
00:14:54,309 --> 00:14:55,479
Because Maria
is my dream girl,
421
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:56,815
and it's Christmas,
422
00:14:56,816 --> 00:14:58,287
and she just got dumped.
423
00:14:58,288 --> 00:15:00,159
But I thought you couldn't talk
to her sober?
424
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,663
You're right.
425
00:15:01,698 --> 00:15:02,968
I need to get drunk.
426
00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:05,175
No. No.
No, no, no, ahh.
427
00:15:05,210 --> 00:15:07,884
Uh, food is pain.
Food is pain.
428
00:15:07,919 --> 00:15:10,692
Beverly, Beverly, I need
the strongest alcohol you have.
429
00:15:10,727 --> 00:15:12,532
Sorry, blue eyes,
I'm out.
430
00:15:12,533 --> 00:15:13,970
What am I gonna do?
431
00:15:13,971 --> 00:15:15,206
You didn't hear it from me,
432
00:15:15,207 --> 00:15:17,880
but Dr. L's
wearing a booze bra.
433
00:15:17,881 --> 00:15:19,118
Okay, yes!
434
00:15:26,777 --> 00:15:29,217
♪ Old Mr. Kringle
435
00:15:29,218 --> 00:15:31,055
♪ Is soon gonna jingle
436
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,426
♪ Bells that will tingle
437
00:15:32,427 --> 00:15:33,664
♪ All your troubles away
438
00:15:33,665 --> 00:15:35,771
Monticello.
There you are.
439
00:15:40,654 --> 00:15:44,264
Ugh, stupid wine bra's
out of wine.
440
00:15:44,265 --> 00:15:46,638
I knew I should have brought
the long island iced panties.
441
00:15:46,672 --> 00:15:49,648
Min?
442
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:52,557
♪ Everybody's waiting
for the man with the bag ♪
443
00:15:52,558 --> 00:15:55,901
♪ 'Cause Christmas
is coming again ♪
444
00:15:55,902 --> 00:15:57,807
Are you sad about cliff?
445
00:15:57,808 --> 00:16:00,147
Sad is when the cab driver
thought I was Jaden Smith.
446
00:16:00,148 --> 00:16:01,853
I'm heartbroken.
447
00:16:01,888 --> 00:16:03,056
Well... well, so what?
448
00:16:03,057 --> 00:16:04,661
The guy left.
You weren't even dating.
449
00:16:04,662 --> 00:16:05,764
What's the big deal?
450
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:06,868
The big deal is that I threw
451
00:16:06,869 --> 00:16:08,607
a party
with the sole purpose
452
00:16:08,608 --> 00:16:11,717
of getting a guy who is still
technically in a relationship
453
00:16:11,718 --> 00:16:14,091
to kiss me,
and then he left.
454
00:16:14,092 --> 00:16:16,064
I'm the most pathetic loser.
455
00:16:16,099 --> 00:16:20,645
I think I have something
that might cheer you up.
456
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:21,914
From your secret Santa.
457
00:16:21,915 --> 00:16:24,055
No, Danny, look, you said
you didn't want
458
00:16:24,056 --> 00:16:25,628
to spend money
on a secret Santa.
459
00:16:25,629 --> 00:16:26,930
I shouldn't have expected
a gift.
460
00:16:26,931 --> 00:16:30,041
Sometimes the best gifts
don't cost anything.
461
00:16:30,042 --> 00:16:31,780
I guess if you're, like,
462
00:16:31,781 --> 00:16:34,354
a poor mouse
in a Christmas special.
463
00:16:34,355 --> 00:16:36,795
Okay, here we go.
♪ It's been a long time
464
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:38,366
When you first
started working here,
465
00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:39,770
you used to play this nonstop.
466
00:16:39,771 --> 00:16:42,479
It was the first thing about you
that ever really annoyed me.
467
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:43,684
♪ Step to, step to
468
00:16:43,685 --> 00:16:45,623
♪ Freaky, freaky,
baby girl ♪
469
00:16:45,624 --> 00:16:46,827
♪ What would you do
470
00:16:46,828 --> 00:16:48,098
♪ To get to me
471
00:16:48,099 --> 00:16:49,436
♪ What would you say
472
00:16:49,437 --> 00:16:51,005
♪ To have your way
473
00:16:51,006 --> 00:16:52,176
♪ Would you give up
474
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,547
♪ Or try again
475
00:16:53,549 --> 00:16:54,651
♪ If I hesitated
476
00:16:54,652 --> 00:16:55,787
♪ To let you in
477
00:16:55,788 --> 00:16:57,125
♪ Now would you be yourself
478
00:16:57,126 --> 00:16:58,429
♪ Or play your role
479
00:16:58,430 --> 00:17:00,971
♪ Tell all the boys
or keep it low ♪
480
00:17:00,972 --> 00:17:02,409
♪ If I say no
481
00:17:02,410 --> 00:17:03,747
♪ Would you turn away
482
00:17:03,748 --> 00:17:04,849
♪ Or play me off
483
00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:05,920
♪ Or would you stay
484
00:17:05,921 --> 00:17:07,055
♪ Oh, if at first
485
00:17:07,056 --> 00:17:08,226
♪ You don't succeed
486
00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:09,598
♪ If at first
you don't succeed ♪
487
00:17:09,599 --> 00:17:13,108
♪ Then dust yourself off
and try again ♪
488
00:17:13,109 --> 00:17:15,182
♪ Dust yourself off
and try again ♪
489
00:17:15,183 --> 00:17:17,523
♪ Try again
I know it's stupid.
490
00:17:17,524 --> 00:17:22,137
So anyway I can get you a gift
card or write a personal check.
491
00:17:22,138 --> 00:17:23,875
Don't worry about it.
492
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,781
Just don't tell Morgan
or Jeremy about it.
493
00:17:25,782 --> 00:17:28,288
Okay?
What are you talking about?
494
00:17:28,289 --> 00:17:29,828
I loved it.
495
00:17:29,829 --> 00:17:32,001
You liked it?
496
00:17:45,242 --> 00:17:47,617
Mindy, give me
that boob wine.
497
00:17:47,618 --> 00:17:49,254
What?
No. No.
498
00:17:49,255 --> 00:17:51,763
Danny, I'm sorry.
I'm a monster.
499
00:17:51,764 --> 00:17:53,267
Monticello!
500
00:17:53,268 --> 00:17:55,875
Stop!
Do we have any cinderblocks?
501
00:17:55,876 --> 00:17:58,584
Some of the guests want to see
me towow 'em off the roof.
502
00:18:00,390 --> 00:18:02,730
Whoa,
weird energy in here.
503
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,739
Is the ghost back?
504
00:18:09,427 --> 00:18:10,630
What are we doing?
505
00:18:10,665 --> 00:18:12,369
Give me that.
I don't know.
506
00:18:12,370 --> 00:18:13,740
One minute I'm normal,
507
00:18:13,741 --> 00:18:15,846
next minute I'm sucking down
Mindy's bra wine.
508
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:16,917
You ate a whole house.
509
00:18:16,918 --> 00:18:18,220
No, it's not just a house.
510
00:18:18,221 --> 00:18:20,628
It's an icon
of American architecture.
511
00:18:20,662 --> 00:18:22,801
Maybe I'm just a fat guy,
you know.
512
00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:24,038
I mean,
I'm in the right country for it.
513
00:18:24,039 --> 00:18:25,811
And I'm tall,
so I wear it well.
514
00:18:25,845 --> 00:18:27,650
Hey, hey, hey, whoever told you
that was lying.
515
00:18:27,684 --> 00:18:28,854
You know what?
516
00:18:28,888 --> 00:18:29,957
Our deepest fear
517
00:18:29,958 --> 00:18:31,261
is not that
we're inadequate.
518
00:18:31,262 --> 00:18:33,335
It's that we're powerful
beyond measure.
519
00:18:33,370 --> 00:18:34,504
That's a quote
520
00:18:34,538 --> 00:18:36,075
from my frat buddy,
pubes.
521
00:18:36,110 --> 00:18:38,550
Maybe you should listen
to his advice, Peter.
522
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,720
You're scared.
523
00:18:39,756 --> 00:18:41,225
Otherwise you'd be
out there right now
524
00:18:41,226 --> 00:18:43,265
sober-snogging
Maria Menounos.
525
00:18:43,266 --> 00:18:44,937
You might not be
the most attractive guy,
526
00:18:44,971 --> 00:18:46,877
but she's vulnerable,
and you're here.
527
00:18:46,911 --> 00:18:49,017
You don't need
to be drunk.
528
00:18:49,051 --> 00:18:51,189
You know what?
You're right.
529
00:18:51,190 --> 00:18:53,029
I am here.
530
00:18:53,063 --> 00:18:54,365
And that's as good
a reason as any
531
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:55,537
for a chick to make out with me.
532
00:18:55,571 --> 00:18:56,908
Let's go get 'em,
sober buddy.
533
00:18:56,909 --> 00:18:58,078
Get out, get out, get out.
534
00:18:58,079 --> 00:19:00,619
Please, for God's sakes,
get out of here.
535
00:19:00,654 --> 00:19:03,127
Hey.
536
00:19:03,162 --> 00:19:06,438
I was gonna go get
a breath of fresh air.
537
00:19:06,439 --> 00:19:08,678
Yeah.
I'm gonna stay.
538
00:19:08,679 --> 00:19:12,523
I gotta...
I gotta clean up this mess.
539
00:19:12,557 --> 00:19:15,365
Okay.
540
00:19:24,059 --> 00:19:25,964
Hi.
Hello.
541
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,570
I'm Peter.
I don't think we got
542
00:19:27,571 --> 00:19:28,640
a chance to meet before.
543
00:19:28,674 --> 00:19:30,512
Hi, Peter.
I was just leaving.
544
00:19:30,548 --> 00:19:34,224
Well, could you leave
your beautiful body here?
545
00:19:34,225 --> 00:19:35,729
Oy.
546
00:19:35,764 --> 00:19:38,303
I have an early remote to shoot
at a Christmas tree farm
547
00:19:38,304 --> 00:19:40,109
in Connecticut tomorrow.
548
00:19:40,143 --> 00:19:42,416
What a thought-provoking piece.
I would love to see that.
549
00:19:42,452 --> 00:19:44,824
My boyfriend was supposed
to drive me there tonight,
550
00:19:44,825 --> 00:19:45,859
but he left.
551
00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:47,131
I'd love to give you a ride,
552
00:19:47,132 --> 00:19:48,234
but I'm too drunk.
553
00:19:48,235 --> 00:19:50,408
Wait.
I'm not drunk at all.
554
00:19:50,442 --> 00:19:51,912
I haven't had anything
to drink.
555
00:19:51,913 --> 00:19:52,915
For the first time
in my life,
556
00:19:52,949 --> 00:19:54,019
I'm sober at a party.
557
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:55,491
I can give you a ride.
Are you sure?
558
00:19:55,492 --> 00:19:56,560
Yeah.
It's late.
559
00:19:56,561 --> 00:19:57,564
Nah.
560
00:19:57,565 --> 00:19:59,002
We do have
those hotel rooms.
561
00:19:59,036 --> 00:20:01,843
What, what?
You could stay there if you wanted.
562
00:20:01,877 --> 00:20:03,582
I would like to do that
very much.
563
00:20:03,617 --> 00:20:05,588
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm positive.
564
00:20:05,623 --> 00:20:06,658
Really?
Yes.
565
00:20:06,659 --> 00:20:09,033
Okay.
Thanks.
566
00:20:09,067 --> 00:20:10,102
Yeah.
567
00:20:10,137 --> 00:20:12,277
♪ Last Christmas
568
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:15,420
Well, pigeon, I guess
it's just me and you now.
569
00:20:15,421 --> 00:20:17,625
Guess today
didn't end up as...
570
00:20:17,626 --> 00:20:20,569
Sure.
571
00:20:20,570 --> 00:20:22,575
Mindy?
572
00:20:22,609 --> 00:20:23,778
Cliff.
Hey.
573
00:20:23,779 --> 00:20:25,484
You came back.
Yeah.
574
00:20:25,519 --> 00:20:27,022
And I brought you
some contraband.
575
00:20:27,056 --> 00:20:30,399
Oh, my God, thank you!
Gluten is my favorite food.
576
00:20:30,434 --> 00:20:34,345
Hey, listen, I really wanted
to talk to you about something.
577
00:20:34,379 --> 00:20:36,284
I know you just
started dating somebody,
578
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:37,455
but...
Wait, what?
579
00:20:37,489 --> 00:20:38,859
Yeah, that midwife
580
00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:41,066
and the lady
from extra! Told me.
581
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:42,270
And when I heard that,
I thought,
582
00:20:42,271 --> 00:20:43,374
"cliff, you know,
that window is closing,
583
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:44,911
and you're gonna miss
your chance,"
584
00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:46,751
so I left, and I broke it
off with Heather.
585
00:20:46,785 --> 00:20:48,623
And I know this is a little bit
of a long shot.
586
00:20:48,624 --> 00:20:50,261
I don't know
who this guy is you're dating.
587
00:20:50,262 --> 00:20:51,431
He's probably, like,
a stockbroker
588
00:20:51,432 --> 00:20:53,103
or a race car driver
or something really cool.
589
00:20:53,137 --> 00:20:54,408
No, it's you.
590
00:20:54,409 --> 00:20:55,544
I lied
and said it was you,
591
00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:57,149
because I'm crazy.
What?
592
00:20:57,184 --> 00:20:58,554
He's a stockbroker.
593
00:20:58,555 --> 00:20:59,791
Okay, anyway,
the point is
594
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,128
I don't want you
to be with him,
595
00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:03,336
because I want you
to be with me.
596
00:21:03,370 --> 00:21:06,043
I want me
to be with you too.
597
00:21:06,044 --> 00:21:07,649
Are you serious?
598
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:10,992
I knew you were
a little bit crazy.
599
00:21:22,262 --> 00:21:25,404
Wait, wait,
I'm not crazy.
600
00:21:25,405 --> 00:21:26,909
Yeah,
you're kind of crazy.
601
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:30,587
You were talking to a pigeon
when I came out here.
42827
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof