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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:03,046 --> 00:01:04,116 That was good. 2 00:01:06,950 --> 00:01:08,486 Ton dog. big dog. bad dog. 3 00:01:11,087 --> 00:01:12,589 Who's the best dog? 4 00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:14,460 That's my dog. 5 00:01:15,358 --> 00:01:17,395 Who's the best dog? 6 00:01:17,794 --> 00:01:19,467 That's my dog. 7 00:01:20,096 --> 00:01:22,235 It's a big. bad dog. 8 00:01:37,447 --> 00:01:39,222 Number one dog. Dog at the top. 9 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:42,523 Slow down. Fido. We need to talk. 10 00:01:42,819 --> 00:01:44,162 - Yeah? - Vince. 11 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:47,858 yöu see the Vitagirl numbers? yöu hit that demographic dead on. 12 00:01:48,158 --> 00:01:49,501 Yeah. looking good. 13 00:01:49,692 --> 00:01:51,365 - Talk about what? - Us. 14 00:01:51,561 --> 00:01:54,041 We're 24 hours away from fast-food fame... 15 00:01:54,230 --> 00:01:57,109 ...or oblivion. Will yöu sign off on that copy? 16 00:01:57,300 --> 00:01:58,301 No. 17 00:01:58,501 --> 00:02:00,174 No? What do yöu mean. no? 18 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:03,180 Nelson, we've been killing ourselves with this-- 19 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:04,818 - What? - Meet yöu in 20. 20 00:02:05,008 --> 00:02:06,009 Nelson! 21 00:02:09,012 --> 00:02:11,151 I remember growing up. 22 00:02:11,347 --> 00:02:12,883 - Summertime. . . -I'm starving! 23 00:02:13,082 --> 00:02:14,823 -...baseball. . . -Ready for the game? 24 00:02:15,018 --> 00:02:16,554 - yöu bet. - Ga get 'em! 25 00:02:16,753 --> 00:02:18,164 ...and Dr. Diggity Dogs-. 26 00:02:18,354 --> 00:02:21,892 Us. Isn't there some kind of limit on the "us" talks? 27 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:23,966 One. okay. Two. if necessary. 28 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:25,935 Three. cruel and unusual. 29 00:02:26,129 --> 00:02:27,130 Great dog. big dog. 30 00:02:27,330 --> 00:02:30,140 Forgot about my parents, didn't yöu? 31 00:02:30,700 --> 00:02:33,112 I can't make it. I'm sorry. 32 00:02:33,603 --> 00:02:36,447 Nelson. this is their third trip to the city. 33 00:02:37,540 --> 00:02:39,952 yöu could make an effort. 34 00:02:41,311 --> 00:02:42,790 This is important to me. 35 00:02:42,979 --> 00:02:45,016 This account is very important to me. 36 00:02:45,448 --> 00:02:48,952 It's Dr. Diggity, practically an American institution. 37 00:02:49,219 --> 00:02:50,721 American institution. 38 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:52,399 Dr. Diggity. Amer-- 39 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:53,590 No. 40 00:02:53,790 --> 00:02:56,771 yöu know. there are people who don't work 24 hours a day. 41 00:02:57,093 --> 00:02:59,471 They stop. relax... 42 00:02:59,662 --> 00:03:01,608 ...have lives. 43 00:03:05,068 --> 00:03:08,345 I have a life, Angelica. And I'm late for it. 44 00:03:14,310 --> 00:03:16,381 I'm not sure Hike the lag line. 45 00:03:16,646 --> 00:03:18,626 It needs to be deadpan. 46 00:03:18,815 --> 00:03:23,457 - I want to play with it. - If it ain't broke. don't fix it. 47 00:03:25,521 --> 00:03:27,523 That rule applies to mediocrity. 48 00:03:27,724 --> 00:03:30,068 - We want perfection. - We want a check. 49 00:03:30,260 --> 00:03:31,864 yöu worry too much. 50 00:03:32,061 --> 00:03:34,564 Worrying about losing keeps yöu winning. 51 00:03:34,764 --> 00:03:35,765 Cong rats. 52 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:38,571 Nelson. yöu got the Ad Age for the Pelican spot. 53 00:03:38,768 --> 00:03:39,838 Give that to me. 54 00:03:40,036 --> 00:03:42,642 Look. it says "team." I'm "team." 55 00:03:42,839 --> 00:03:44,113 Gad! 56 00:03:48,578 --> 00:03:50,182 - Morning. Mr. Moss. - Thanks. 57 00:03:50,380 --> 00:03:53,589 - Vince. Beatrice. I'll have the-- 58 00:03:54,050 --> 00:03:56,291 Edgar Price is coming out of retirement. 59 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:59,990 Says he's tired of being ripped off, might as well rip himself off. 60 00:04:00,189 --> 00:04:01,998 Edgar Price. huh? 61 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:03,326 Was the best. 62 00:04:03,559 --> 00:04:05,300 Remember that Mercedes ad? 63 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:08,408 The car. floating in outer space. comes right at yöu. 64 00:04:08,598 --> 00:04:09,702 Genius. 65 00:04:10,233 --> 00:04:11,234 Check this out. 66 00:04:11,434 --> 00:04:12,435 What? 67 00:04:15,038 --> 00:04:16,039 Balance. 68 00:04:16,239 --> 00:04:18,446 How's my dream team? Got it locked up? 69 00:04:18,641 --> 00:04:20,518 Sure. chief. Just finessing-- 70 00:04:20,710 --> 00:04:22,690 No. no. it's all locked up. 71 00:04:22,879 --> 00:04:24,381 - It's minor details. - Minor. 72 00:04:26,816 --> 00:04:27,817 See that? 73 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:29,394 Make it happen. 74 00:04:31,621 --> 00:04:32,895 Red! Blood red! 75 00:04:33,089 --> 00:04:35,865 I can't read this. ls English her second language? 76 00:04:37,293 --> 00:04:39,534 yöu'll love these frames. I ran with yöur idea. 77 00:04:39,729 --> 00:04:42,608 It's still yöur idea. just better. Client will love it. 78 00:04:45,735 --> 00:04:47,043 Ethnic. 79 00:04:49,072 --> 00:04:50,949 Give me a bonfire. three-quarter. 80 00:04:51,140 --> 00:04:53,780 - More cleavage. more dogs. - There's three girls. 81 00:04:53,977 --> 00:04:56,457 - Let's make this night. - Night? 82 00:04:58,948 --> 00:05:00,655 What's this. porno? 83 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:03,057 yöu said yöu wanted edge. 84 00:05:03,987 --> 00:05:05,762 - I don't feel it. - There yöu are. 85 00:05:05,955 --> 00:05:08,401 - Blood red. - Forget yöur 1:00 at the DMV? 86 00:05:08,591 --> 00:05:09,592 reschedule . 87 00:05:10,626 --> 00:05:12,162 I don't have time. 88 00:05:12,362 --> 00:05:14,308 Wait till the presentation's over. 89 00:05:14,497 --> 00:05:17,603 If yöu don't renew today. they'll suspend yöur license. 90 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:20,440 yöu get pulled over. they can throw yöu in jail. 91 00:05:20,636 --> 00:05:22,741 Bet yöu don't have time for that either. 92 00:05:22,939 --> 00:05:25,647 Nobody beats the DMV. Not even yöu. 93 00:05:25,842 --> 00:05:26,946 Bye-bye. 94 00:05:27,143 --> 00:05:28,486 I got it. 95 00:05:29,479 --> 00:05:32,358 - I don't feel it. - Not feeling it. Blood red. 96 00:05:32,548 --> 00:05:34,528 Blood red! Let's go. let's bleed! 97 00:05:48,731 --> 00:05:50,233 Thanks. 98 00:05:55,004 --> 00:05:58,315 All right. there will be no talking. eating or drinking... 99 00:05:58,508 --> 00:05:59,987 ...during the test. 100 00:06:00,176 --> 00:06:04,124 If yöur personal hygiene becomes a distraction... 101 00:06:04,313 --> 00:06:06,418 ...yöu'll be asked to leave. 102 00:06:09,986 --> 00:06:11,329 Sorry. 103 00:06:12,655 --> 00:06:15,431 If yöu need to use the bathroom. raise yöur hand. 104 00:06:15,691 --> 00:06:18,228 Would yöu pass me the Colombo. please? 105 00:06:18,594 --> 00:06:20,198 Yeah. the salami. 106 00:06:24,167 --> 00:06:25,475 Thanks. 107 00:06:26,869 --> 00:06:30,840 yöu cannot take the test with yöu to the bathroom. 108 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:34,044 If yöu do not come back from the bathroom... 109 00:06:34,243 --> 00:06:36,189 ...yöu cannot pass the test. 110 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:42,853 yöu may begin. 111 00:06:54,964 --> 00:06:56,841 Falling rocks? 112 00:06:58,101 --> 00:07:00,012 Oh. Christ! 113 00:07:14,550 --> 00:07:15,654 HEY - 114 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:20,523 Number nine... 115 00:07:21,224 --> 00:07:22,362 ...true or false? 116 00:07:22,725 --> 00:07:24,033 Oh. 117 00:07:25,995 --> 00:07:27,474 I'm not there yet. 118 00:07:27,663 --> 00:07:29,074 Sorry. 119 00:07:30,166 --> 00:07:32,544 - But when I do mine-- - Excuse me. 120 00:07:36,939 --> 00:07:39,442 Bring yöur test papers forward. please. 121 00:07:48,518 --> 00:07:49,519 Me? 122 00:07:49,785 --> 00:07:50,923 yöu. 123 00:07:52,421 --> 00:07:54,765 With the scarf, yes. 124 00:08:04,233 --> 00:08:05,439 I wasn't cheating. 125 00:08:05,635 --> 00:08:07,876 Why would I cheat on a DMV test? 126 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:10,414 yöu may retake the test in 30 days. 127 00:08:12,074 --> 00:08:13,417 That's a joke. right? 128 00:08:15,678 --> 00:08:17,123 Thirty days? 129 00:08:17,313 --> 00:08:18,758 That's a whole month. 130 00:08:22,485 --> 00:08:23,725 Great. 131 00:08:26,088 --> 00:08:27,431 Fine. 132 00:08:28,891 --> 00:08:30,666 Guess I'm going. 133 00:08:32,695 --> 00:08:34,072 Walking. 134 00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:38,503 Hey... 135 00:08:38,701 --> 00:08:39,907 ...good luck. 136 00:08:49,011 --> 00:08:50,012 Shane and Dunne. 137 00:08:50,213 --> 00:08:52,215 - Nelson Moss for Vince. -one moment. 138 00:08:53,149 --> 00:08:56,653 - Did Ruben tweak the music? - Na, he said it's fine. 139 00:08:56,852 --> 00:08:58,263 Shit. 140 00:08:59,555 --> 00:09:00,590 Cut him. 141 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:03,828 Get Johnson McDonald. Give him the sample. Tell him-- 142 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:07,369 - yöu've lost yöur mind. - No. beg him for 10 tomorrow. 143 00:09:07,563 --> 00:09:09,474 - That's crazy! -How did 'R go? 144 00:09:09,765 --> 00:09:11,438 Did yöu get yöur license? 145 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:12,772 - Vince. - What? 146 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:16,610 What do yöu think about this? "Barking mad for Dr. Diggity." 147 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:18,911 - That sucks. - Congratulations. 148 00:09:19,709 --> 00:09:21,154 yöu can read. 149 00:09:21,877 --> 00:09:23,618 - Call yöu back. -No, 00-- 150 00:09:24,013 --> 00:09:25,424 Can I help yöu? 151 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:29,652 Can yöu help me? 152 00:09:29,852 --> 00:09:30,922 Yeah. 153 00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:35,499 That's yöur van. isn't it? 154 00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:39,200 Is this yöur car? 155 00:09:39,729 --> 00:09:41,072 Wow. 156 00:09:41,530 --> 00:09:44,204 - Nice. - yöu can't drive. right. 157 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:45,606 No. 158 00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:48,406 This is the way that yöu... 159 00:09:49,505 --> 00:09:50,745 Right. 160 00:09:50,973 --> 00:09:52,179 Shit. 161 00:09:52,608 --> 00:09:54,178 How much do yöu make a month? 162 00:09:54,377 --> 00:09:55,947 Doesn't look like much. 163 00:09:56,145 --> 00:09:57,647 I'll cover yöur expenses. 164 00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,827 Here. call my secretary. 165 00:10:00,116 --> 00:10:01,493 We'll work it out. 166 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:03,857 Is this quest for redemption from remorse? 167 00:10:04,053 --> 00:10:07,364 Or are yöu scared my sitting on yöur car will cause a dent? 168 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:09,025 The dent. 169 00:10:10,593 --> 00:10:12,129 That's what I thought. 170 00:10:18,301 --> 00:10:19,439 What are yöu doing? 171 00:10:19,635 --> 00:10:20,875 Buying redemption. 172 00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:24,514 Redemption's not for sale today. 173 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:25,879 Sorry. 174 00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:28,821 Okay - 175 00:10:29,011 --> 00:10:30,388 Guess I'm going to hell. 176 00:10:31,314 --> 00:10:32,987 Get off the car. 177 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:35,551 Okay - 178 00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:40,829 Bye . 179 00:10:59,608 --> 00:11:01,485 Yeah. here we go. 180 00:11:01,677 --> 00:11:03,088 I'm gonna get it. 181 00:11:03,946 --> 00:11:05,186 Get it. 182 00:11:07,283 --> 00:11:08,557 Okay - 183 00:11:08,984 --> 00:11:10,224 What is it? 184 00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:12,156 It's a hot dog. 185 00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:13,991 It's a hot dog. 186 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:19,429 It's a hot hot dog. 187 00:11:19,628 --> 00:11:21,335 It's a hot dog. 188 00:11:25,301 --> 00:11:26,939 It's a hot dog. 189 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:34,846 Yeah? 190 00:11:35,044 --> 00:11:37,183 Mr. Moss. it's Manny from downstairs. 191 00:11:37,380 --> 00:11:40,486 We have a bit of a situation. There's a lady here... 192 00:11:40,683 --> 00:11:43,562 ...who's saying strange, personal things about yöu. 193 00:11:43,753 --> 00:11:45,096 yöu can't talk to him! 194 00:11:45,287 --> 00:11:47,233 - Move over. -yöu can't talk to him. 195 00:11:47,423 --> 00:11:49,699 I can talk to him. Look, I'm going to. 196 00:11:49,892 --> 00:11:51,428 How are yöu, big spender? 197 00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:55,200 Remember me? I'm downstairs. yöu want to come down here? 198 00:11:56,198 --> 00:11:58,041 I can't stop thinking about yöu. 199 00:11:59,235 --> 00:12:00,578 - Did he hear me? -Yeah. 200 00:12:00,770 --> 00:12:02,909 - yöu sure? - I think he hear yöu. 201 00:12:03,105 --> 00:12:04,379 Hello .7 202 00:12:04,573 --> 00:12:06,052 Yeah. 203 00:12:06,242 --> 00:12:07,243 Okay. I'll-- 204 00:12:07,443 --> 00:12:08,888 - What? - I'll see yöu in five. 205 00:12:09,078 --> 00:12:10,989 Okay. I'm dawn here. 206 00:12:11,414 --> 00:12:12,552 Okay? 207 00:12:14,884 --> 00:12:16,886 Then my wife. she says to me: 208 00:12:17,086 --> 00:12:18,463 "yöu can fix nothing." 209 00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:20,565 So then she leaves me for plumber. 210 00:12:20,756 --> 00:12:23,134 - No. - Yeah. plumber. 211 00:12:24,026 --> 00:12:25,232 Look at that, Manny. 212 00:12:25,428 --> 00:12:27,169 My very own Prince Charming. 213 00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:35,147 I don't think I've ever met such a royal asshole in my entire life. 214 00:12:37,206 --> 00:12:40,847 So does yöur mom know yöu treat women like hookers... 215 00:12:41,043 --> 00:12:42,681 ...or did she raise yöu to believe... 216 00:12:42,878 --> 00:12:45,984 ...that being nice means patronizing the whole world? 217 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,321 Uh-oh. I smell trouble. 218 00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:50,622 - Can I talk to yöu? - Yeah. 219 00:12:50,953 --> 00:12:52,364 Bye, Manny. 220 00:12:56,325 --> 00:12:58,771 - How did yöu find me? - I'm smart. 221 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:01,508 So. I need a ride. 222 00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:02,937 Is this a joke? 223 00:13:03,432 --> 00:13:05,708 Well. yöu're the reason I can't drive. 224 00:13:05,901 --> 00:13:08,677 So the least yöu can do is schlep me somewhere. 225 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,942 It'll be painless. Where's yöur car? 226 00:13:13,509 --> 00:13:16,251 Been a ball. but some of us have to work. 227 00:13:16,445 --> 00:13:18,652 Please don't make me throw a tantrum. 228 00:13:18,848 --> 00:13:22,193 Would yöu like to get naked with us? We have a tub full of fudge! 229 00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:23,362 Ignore her. 230 00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:25,190 - It'll be fun! - Ignore her. 231 00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:26,957 - He's cute! - What are yöu doing? 232 00:13:28,424 --> 00:13:29,596 yöu know what? 233 00:13:29,792 --> 00:13:31,669 yöu're a flasher. A flasher! 234 00:13:31,861 --> 00:13:33,863 - It has to stop. - Mr. and Mrs. Johnson. 235 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:36,373 - Don't walk away! - I'll call the police. 236 00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:38,567 - He keeps flashing! - Medication. 237 00:13:38,767 --> 00:13:39,768 Are yöu nuts? 238 00:13:39,969 --> 00:13:41,107 I live here. 239 00:13:41,303 --> 00:13:42,646 Do yöu have any shame? 240 00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:46,678 Well. I just want a ride. 241 00:13:47,376 --> 00:13:48,855 Please? 242 00:13:58,854 --> 00:14:00,333 Oh. by the way... 243 00:14:00,523 --> 00:14:02,093 ...I'm Sara Deever. 244 00:14:02,958 --> 00:14:04,460 Nice to meet yöu. 245 00:14:06,829 --> 00:14:08,968 yöu want to get in the right lane. 246 00:14:09,198 --> 00:14:11,804 - Put yöur indicator-- - I know how to drive. 247 00:14:12,001 --> 00:14:13,309 Okay - 248 00:14:13,569 --> 00:14:15,879 yöu want to take the 80 to Oakland. 249 00:14:16,071 --> 00:14:17,709 - Oakland? - Yeah. 250 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:21,847 - yöu said this would be quick. - I also said it would be painless. 251 00:14:22,044 --> 00:14:24,991 This is really nice of yöu to do this for me. 252 00:14:25,180 --> 00:14:28,423 And I'm sorry if I went too far. but I did need this ride. 253 00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:30,858 So I really appreciate it. Thanks. 254 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,562 Right here. 255 00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:43,432 What do yöu plan to do with that? 256 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,276 Commit a heinous crime. What else? 257 00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:50,473 yöu'll wait for me. right? Right? 258 00:14:54,510 --> 00:14:56,251 Of course yöu will. 259 00:15:21,537 --> 00:15:23,244 What am I doing? 260 00:15:24,473 --> 00:15:25,918 What am I doing? 261 00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:52,307 Go! Go! 262 00:15:52,501 --> 00:15:54,742 Go. go. go! 263 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:05,481 Oh. my God! 264 00:16:05,681 --> 00:16:07,661 That was so great! 265 00:16:08,350 --> 00:16:09,886 Feel like Bonnie and Clyde? 266 00:16:10,085 --> 00:16:11,587 No. I don't. 267 00:16:11,787 --> 00:16:13,960 - Why not? - They got shot. 268 00:16:18,093 --> 00:16:21,734 - Don't open it. I don't want to know. - Just relax. 269 00:16:22,097 --> 00:16:25,203 They're just my little furry friends. Say. "Hi. Nelson." 270 00:16:25,434 --> 00:16:29,814 Somebody was gonna do nasty little experiments on yöur brains. 271 00:16:30,005 --> 00:16:32,246 But I wouldn't have it. 272 00:16:37,212 --> 00:16:39,055 What do yöu do. by the way? 273 00:16:40,382 --> 00:16:42,259 I'm in advertising. 274 00:16:42,451 --> 00:16:44,158 Advertising. 275 00:16:44,887 --> 00:16:46,525 So yöu enjoy it? 276 00:16:47,489 --> 00:16:50,402 People tend to enjoy what they're really good at. 277 00:16:53,228 --> 00:16:55,936 Besides yöur job. what else makes yöu miserable? 278 00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:58,975 I mean. what do yöu do for fun? 279 00:17:02,004 --> 00:17:03,415 I didn't think so. 280 00:17:03,672 --> 00:17:05,811 No hobbies? 281 00:17:06,008 --> 00:17:08,750 No diversions? No kinky obsessions? 282 00:17:09,378 --> 00:17:12,052 For one quick second there. I thought yöu-- 283 00:17:12,247 --> 00:17:14,056 Just get in the car. 284 00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,503 Want to come up for cocoa? 285 00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:30,709 As titillating as the evening's been. I'm afraid not. 286 00:17:32,868 --> 00:17:34,176 Okay - 287 00:17:36,004 --> 00:17:37,642 How about I make yöu a deal? 288 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:41,549 Come up for one cup. and I'll never ask yöu for another ride. 289 00:17:41,744 --> 00:17:43,314 No. thanks. 290 00:17:45,180 --> 00:17:46,181 Okay - 291 00:17:46,915 --> 00:17:48,121 Thanks. 292 00:17:49,952 --> 00:17:51,693 I'll see yöu tomorrow then. 293 00:17:51,887 --> 00:17:54,060 Whoa. whoa. whoa! 294 00:17:54,256 --> 00:17:55,462 Hold on. 295 00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:56,795 Hold on. 296 00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:58,733 8:00 is good for yöu. right? 297 00:17:58,927 --> 00:18:01,806 yöu. me. Manny. the doorman. that whole thing? 298 00:18:19,481 --> 00:18:20,687 Come in. 299 00:18:26,488 --> 00:18:28,593 There yöu guys go. 300 00:18:40,569 --> 00:18:42,276 I can help yöu. 301 00:18:42,771 --> 00:18:44,512 See. I have a gift. 302 00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:47,380 A special ability to help men with problems. 303 00:18:47,609 --> 00:18:48,917 I don't have problems. 304 00:18:50,012 --> 00:18:52,458 Now. see that, usually. Is the first sign. 305 00:18:52,648 --> 00:18:53,649 Of what? 306 00:18:53,849 --> 00:18:54,850 Denial. 307 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,051 Denial? 308 00:18:56,285 --> 00:18:58,925 First of all. I think yöu work too much. 309 00:18:59,121 --> 00:19:01,897 Really? And what do yöu know about work? 310 00:19:02,691 --> 00:19:03,761 Plenty. 311 00:19:03,959 --> 00:19:07,839 yöu admitted yöu do nothing else and it doesn't make yöu happy. 312 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,403 I admitted nothing. I was silent. 313 00:19:10,599 --> 00:19:12,442 No special interests. no pets. 314 00:19:12,634 --> 00:19:13,635 yöu hate dogs. 315 00:19:13,836 --> 00:19:14,837 Busted. 316 00:19:15,037 --> 00:19:17,108 Actually I do have a pet. a fish. 317 00:19:17,439 --> 00:19:18,713 A fish? 318 00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,978 Doesn't count. Cold-blooded. Sorry. 319 00:19:21,777 --> 00:19:24,951 No. yöu are a walking case study. 320 00:19:26,148 --> 00:19:27,149 Look at yöu. 321 00:19:27,883 --> 00:19:30,523 yöu're a workaholic at such an advanced stage... 322 00:19:30,719 --> 00:19:34,189 ...that yöur intimacy skills have withered away to almost nothing. 323 00:19:34,389 --> 00:19:35,459 Left untreated... 324 00:19:35,657 --> 00:19:38,137 ...yöu could become emotionally extinct. 325 00:19:39,228 --> 00:19:41,037 Out of sheer perverse curiosity... 326 00:19:41,230 --> 00:19:44,473 ...how does a lunatic like yöu help a guy like me? 327 00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:48,778 yöu live in a box. 328 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,349 I could lift the lid... 329 00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:52,746 ...let some light in. 330 00:19:54,009 --> 00:19:56,114 Wow. that's deep. 331 00:19:56,979 --> 00:19:59,323 I feel almost cured just hearing it. 332 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,557 Well... 333 00:20:02,751 --> 00:20:04,094 ...if yöu want my help... 334 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,562 ...it'll require a commitment on yöur part. 335 00:20:08,757 --> 00:20:11,465 yöu have to live with me here for a month. 336 00:20:12,995 --> 00:20:14,406 No more. no less... 337 00:20:14,596 --> 00:20:15,870 ...and no work allowed. 338 00:20:18,734 --> 00:20:20,213 yöu don't even know me... 339 00:20:20,569 --> 00:20:23,049 ...and yöu're inviting me to move in? 340 00:20:24,373 --> 00:20:28,185 And how's my girlfriend supposed to feel about that? 341 00:20:29,044 --> 00:20:30,250 Girlfriend? 342 00:20:30,445 --> 00:20:32,447 yöu don't have a girlfriend. 343 00:20:33,916 --> 00:20:36,192 I mean. it's something yöu feel. 344 00:20:36,585 --> 00:20:40,431 There's something intimate a woman leaves on a man that yöu don't have. 345 00:20:40,956 --> 00:20:42,367 Her name's Angelica. 346 00:20:45,761 --> 00:20:47,741 Well. I feel sorry for Angelica. 347 00:20:48,230 --> 00:20:49,402 Great. 348 00:20:50,933 --> 00:20:55,177 I'll relay that to her when I leave. Which is...right about now. 349 00:20:55,637 --> 00:20:57,708 October's almost over. 350 00:20:58,073 --> 00:21:00,314 We can start midnight... 351 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,250 ...first of November. 352 00:21:02,444 --> 00:21:06,415 If yöu're brave enough to commit. I'll devote myself entirely to yöu. 353 00:21:07,916 --> 00:21:10,954 Brave enough. but not stupid enough. 354 00:21:11,253 --> 00:21:13,324 Now listen up. moonbeam. 355 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:14,728 Here's how it works. 356 00:21:15,324 --> 00:21:17,361 No more harassment. No more rides. 357 00:21:17,559 --> 00:21:18,970 No more extortion. 358 00:21:19,294 --> 00:21:21,365 Next time yöu come into my building... 359 00:21:21,797 --> 00:21:23,799 ...I really will call the cops. 360 00:21:38,180 --> 00:21:40,126 This is yöur image, Mr. Leach. 361 00:21:40,649 --> 00:21:42,595 We polled yöur primary demographic. 362 00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:44,761 Know what 89 percent said? 363 00:21:45,087 --> 00:21:46,327 "Boring." 364 00:21:46,688 --> 00:21:48,167 "Safe. " 365 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,562 We need to drop a bomb. 366 00:21:53,795 --> 00:21:56,742 yöu don't want hot dogs "safe." 367 00:21:57,132 --> 00:21:58,509 What's in a hot dog? 368 00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:00,976 Don't tell me. I don't want to know. 369 00:22:03,171 --> 00:22:04,650 They're dangerous. 370 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:06,919 What are we selling here? 371 00:22:07,109 --> 00:22:10,090 We're selling temptation. desire... 372 00:22:10,278 --> 00:22:11,757 ...animal instincts... 373 00:22:12,147 --> 00:22:13,854 ...gluttony. sin. 374 00:22:14,449 --> 00:22:17,055 We want to show man as he really is. 375 00:22:17,252 --> 00:22:18,322 A savage. 376 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,695 He needs fire. He needs food. 377 00:22:20,956 --> 00:22:22,264 He hunts and gathers. 378 00:22:22,457 --> 00:22:23,834 What does he get? 379 00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:26,603 He gets a hot dog. 380 00:22:26,962 --> 00:22:28,100 We're pagans. 381 00:22:28,296 --> 00:22:29,502 We love our rituals. 382 00:22:29,698 --> 00:22:32,269 Our team hits a home run. we're screaming. 383 00:22:32,467 --> 00:22:33,912 What do we want? 384 00:22:34,903 --> 00:22:36,075 We want a hot dog. 385 00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:38,717 Let's go to yöur preteen demographic. 386 00:22:39,074 --> 00:22:40,815 Kids. the little angels. 387 00:22:41,009 --> 00:22:42,955 They're not. They're monsters. 388 00:22:43,145 --> 00:22:46,592 We give them a tuna sandwich. they don't want a tuna sandwich. 389 00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:49,194 They want a hot dog! 390 00:22:49,985 --> 00:22:51,157 We need women. 391 00:22:51,353 --> 00:22:52,559 We've got the mothers... 392 00:22:53,388 --> 00:22:54,731 ...we want their daughters. 393 00:22:55,090 --> 00:22:57,866 Let's ask that age-old question: 394 00:22:58,060 --> 00:23:00,768 "What does a woman really want?" 395 00:23:01,096 --> 00:23:02,097 yöu know. 396 00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:03,469 I know. 397 00:23:04,666 --> 00:23:06,168 She wants a hot dog. 398 00:23:06,568 --> 00:23:08,548 We're hot-blooded. We need sex! 399 00:23:08,737 --> 00:23:11,377 We need a sinful. dangerous food! 400 00:23:11,573 --> 00:23:13,052 What is it? 401 00:23:14,009 --> 00:23:16,046 It's a hot dog! 402 00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:18,458 It's a hot dog! 403 00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:20,923 It's a hot dog! 404 00:23:22,117 --> 00:23:23,221 It's a hot dog. 405 00:23:23,418 --> 00:23:26,695 "Dr. Diggity. It's a hot dog." 406 00:23:37,399 --> 00:23:38,400 No. 407 00:23:42,571 --> 00:23:43,709 No? 408 00:23:44,806 --> 00:23:45,876 What do yöu mean? 409 00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:48,014 It's not for us. 410 00:23:48,210 --> 00:23:50,918 yöu don't understand our company. 411 00:23:51,113 --> 00:23:52,990 I don't understand? 412 00:23:56,284 --> 00:23:58,093 What did yöu ask us for? 413 00:23:58,453 --> 00:23:59,557 Edge. 414 00:23:59,788 --> 00:24:01,927 This is edge. 415 00:24:02,257 --> 00:24:04,703 We're going with Baker Bohanon. 416 00:24:04,893 --> 00:24:06,964 I think yöu're making a mistake. 417 00:24:07,929 --> 00:24:10,535 I've seen yöur sales. yöu're in big trouble. 418 00:24:10,899 --> 00:24:14,711 Oh. no. We are America's favorite hot dog. son. 419 00:24:14,970 --> 00:24:16,813 Were. Were. 420 00:24:17,139 --> 00:24:18,311 yöu're a dinosaur. 421 00:24:18,773 --> 00:24:20,810 yöu're flat-lining. 422 00:24:21,943 --> 00:24:23,354 yöu're dead meat. 423 00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:26,025 And yöu just went too far. yöu little punk. 424 00:24:26,214 --> 00:24:29,024 So I'll tell yöu what I really think of yöur campaign. 425 00:24:29,217 --> 00:24:31,493 This is cheap. tasteless crap. 426 00:24:31,686 --> 00:24:32,687 Really? 427 00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:35,095 That's funny. because so is yöur product. 428 00:24:35,290 --> 00:24:36,132 Stop it. 429 00:24:36,324 --> 00:24:38,634 I make a wholesome hot dog. yöu prick. 430 00:24:38,827 --> 00:24:40,101 It's mystery meat. 431 00:24:40,295 --> 00:24:43,367 - Come on. Nelson! -It's toxic waste in a tube! 432 00:24:43,865 --> 00:24:45,344 yöu're killing me! 433 00:24:45,534 --> 00:24:48,071 yöu're killing us! yöu're killing all of us! 434 00:24:48,270 --> 00:24:49,749 Mr. Leach! Hey. buddy! 435 00:24:55,343 --> 00:24:57,880 What the hell happened in there? 436 00:24:58,079 --> 00:24:59,114 I know. 437 00:24:59,314 --> 00:25:00,816 Can yöu believe that asshole? 438 00:25:01,016 --> 00:25:02,996 Baker Bohanon. 439 00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:08,394 I've always said yöu're brilliant. A machine. 440 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:11,662 But I knew one day yöu'd snap. and we'd all burn. 441 00:25:12,194 --> 00:25:14,140 What are yöu talking about. burn? 442 00:25:14,329 --> 00:25:17,606 yöu know what was at stake? How many millions yöu lost? 443 00:25:18,133 --> 00:25:21,239 yöu just dragged my agency's name through the gutter. 444 00:25:21,436 --> 00:25:22,744 Hold on a second. 445 00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:24,042 Gutter? 446 00:25:24,239 --> 00:25:26,241 I'm the best thing this agency's got. 447 00:25:26,741 --> 00:25:29,654 And that rabid dog routine makes yöu the best? 448 00:25:29,844 --> 00:25:31,881 I don't think so. It makes yöu a wreck! 449 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:34,356 It makes yöu a liability. 450 00:25:35,317 --> 00:25:37,228 yöu need a vacation. Now. 451 00:25:37,419 --> 00:25:38,864 Screw vacation. 452 00:25:39,054 --> 00:25:41,398 Give me another account. Come on. 453 00:25:41,856 --> 00:25:44,166 Nelson. did yöu hear me? 454 00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:45,633 Take a vacation. 455 00:25:46,228 --> 00:25:48,765 Short or permanent, yöur choice. 456 00:25:50,131 --> 00:25:51,610 Are yöu threatening me? 457 00:25:54,603 --> 00:25:56,276 That's hilarious. 458 00:25:56,471 --> 00:25:59,077 I'm two Clio's ahead of the game, Ray. 459 00:25:59,274 --> 00:26:01,481 yöu can't afford to lose me. 460 00:26:02,010 --> 00:26:03,148 yöu're fired. 461 00:26:04,746 --> 00:26:05,747 Say that again. 462 00:26:08,250 --> 00:26:10,093 I don't think I heard yöu. 463 00:26:10,185 --> 00:26:11,630 yöu're fired! 464 00:26:32,907 --> 00:26:34,215 God. am I... 465 00:26:34,409 --> 00:26:35,717 ...glad to see yöu. 466 00:26:39,547 --> 00:26:41,891 yöu've got to be kidding me. 467 00:27:06,074 --> 00:27:07,576 Mr. Moss? 468 00:27:08,109 --> 00:27:09,816 Are yöu doing okay? 469 00:27:10,445 --> 00:27:11,446 I'm fine. 470 00:27:11,846 --> 00:27:13,484 yöu have a deliv-- 471 00:27:15,116 --> 00:27:17,096 yöu have delivery. 472 00:27:18,787 --> 00:27:22,234 - Leave it! - I do not think yöu want me do that. 473 00:27:22,524 --> 00:27:25,130 It's from the crazy lady from the other night. 474 00:27:25,327 --> 00:27:27,603 She tell me I have to deliver in the flesh. 475 00:27:27,796 --> 00:27:29,139 I said. leave it! 476 00:27:29,698 --> 00:27:31,075 Okay - 477 00:27:55,457 --> 00:27:57,903 yöu've got to be kidding me. 478 00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:08,005 Hey! 479 00:28:08,403 --> 00:28:11,350 Do me a favor. Stay out of my life. 480 00:28:11,539 --> 00:28:12,677 Good bye. 481 00:28:12,874 --> 00:28:14,046 Is that Ernie? 482 00:28:14,242 --> 00:28:15,687 It's Ernie! 483 00:28:15,877 --> 00:28:18,187 I missed yöu so much! Hi. 484 00:28:18,380 --> 00:28:19,916 Did yöu rethink my offer? 485 00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:23,187 I don't feel like playing the Deever Mad Hatter game. 486 00:28:23,385 --> 00:28:24,591 What is this? 487 00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:26,663 - What happened? - Nothing. 488 00:28:26,855 --> 00:28:29,426 - Can I look at it? - Why? 489 00:28:29,991 --> 00:28:31,971 Because I'm a vampire. 490 00:28:34,262 --> 00:28:35,605 Because it's bleeding. 491 00:28:35,930 --> 00:28:39,707 And maybe... Maybe I can help yöu. 492 00:28:41,302 --> 00:28:43,714 What are yöu after? What do yöu want from me? 493 00:28:46,241 --> 00:28:47,686 yöu should come with me. 494 00:28:49,043 --> 00:28:51,353 Why are yöu sending me dogs? 495 00:28:56,184 --> 00:28:58,926 So. what did yöu do today? 496 00:28:59,287 --> 00:29:01,096 What did I do today? 497 00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:04,595 I got fired. 498 00:29:05,093 --> 00:29:07,073 They took the company car... 499 00:29:07,762 --> 00:29:09,742 ...and my girlfriend left me. 500 00:29:11,032 --> 00:29:12,033 Perfect. 501 00:29:13,601 --> 00:29:14,875 Define "perfect." 502 00:29:15,236 --> 00:29:16,544 Well... 503 00:29:17,405 --> 00:29:19,112 ...it's the first of November. 504 00:29:19,307 --> 00:29:21,253 Our month to be together. 505 00:29:21,743 --> 00:29:23,984 yöu're actually serious about this. 506 00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:25,419 Oh. yeah. Very. 507 00:29:25,814 --> 00:29:28,761 yöu think I'm just gonna drop everything? 508 00:29:30,785 --> 00:29:34,824 I don't want to bust yöur bubble. but it sounds like yöu already have. 509 00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:36,696 Live here... 510 00:29:37,058 --> 00:29:39,800 ...and let yöu mess with my head for a whole month? 511 00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:43,342 I don't know if I would put it that way... 512 00:29:43,531 --> 00:29:45,909 ...but yeah. I think yöu should. 513 00:29:46,601 --> 00:29:48,740 I'm sorry. I can't stand watches. 514 00:29:50,738 --> 00:29:52,081 So this... 515 00:29:52,273 --> 00:29:53,775 ...whatever yöu call it-- 516 00:29:53,975 --> 00:29:56,421 -Help. -"Help". 517 00:29:58,046 --> 00:29:59,491 What are yöu doing? 518 00:29:59,681 --> 00:30:01,092 Taking yöur shirt off. 519 00:30:01,282 --> 00:30:02,420 Why? 520 00:30:03,551 --> 00:30:05,394 So yöu can clean up. 521 00:30:06,821 --> 00:30:07,925 Why? 522 00:30:10,925 --> 00:30:13,462 Because yöu smell like puppy pee. 523 00:30:38,186 --> 00:30:39,859 Just for the night. 524 00:31:50,258 --> 00:31:51,737 Whoa. Hey. 525 00:31:51,926 --> 00:31:53,269 Okay - 526 00:31:53,728 --> 00:31:54,832 What? 527 00:31:56,965 --> 00:31:58,774 Slow. yöu know. 528 00:32:00,034 --> 00:32:01,069 Yeah. 529 00:32:03,605 --> 00:32:05,084 Gentle. 530 00:32:06,708 --> 00:32:08,210 Look at me. 531 00:32:24,792 --> 00:32:27,329 This is not very comfortable. 532 00:32:28,796 --> 00:32:31,106 Wait. what are yöu doing? 533 00:32:31,799 --> 00:32:33,608 What does it look like I'm doing? 534 00:32:33,801 --> 00:32:35,974 Wait. just go slow. 535 00:32:36,471 --> 00:32:37,609 Just-- 536 00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:40,743 What's wrong? What's wrong? 537 00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:44,523 - Where are yöu going? - To hell with this! 538 00:32:44,746 --> 00:32:46,225 But. wait-- 539 00:32:50,952 --> 00:32:52,693 Please wait! 540 00:32:54,555 --> 00:32:56,796 Will yöu just wait a second? 541 00:32:56,991 --> 00:33:00,336 I have no words to describe how positively wacked yöu are. 542 00:33:00,561 --> 00:33:04,304 - What are yöu so pissed off about? - This has been the day from hell. 543 00:33:04,565 --> 00:33:07,512 I don't need yöu telling me what to do in the sack! 544 00:33:07,702 --> 00:33:10,080 - I didn't mean to. I just-- - Just what? 545 00:33:10,304 --> 00:33:13,251 Making sure yöur game was going according to plan? 546 00:33:13,441 --> 00:33:15,648 - It's not a game. - Really? 547 00:33:15,843 --> 00:33:17,481 Then just what is it exactly? 548 00:33:17,679 --> 00:33:19,215 I'm trying to help yöu. 549 00:33:20,581 --> 00:33:22,322 I don't need help. 550 00:33:23,618 --> 00:33:26,258 It doesn't get much sweeter than this. 551 00:33:26,454 --> 00:33:28,957 What I'm offering is a win-win situation. 552 00:33:29,157 --> 00:33:31,433 Yeah? And what do yöu get out of it? 553 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,506 I get to help yöu. 554 00:33:37,065 --> 00:33:39,306 I don't understand yöu. This whole thing-- 555 00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:41,605 yöu don't need to understand me. 556 00:33:42,136 --> 00:33:44,138 yöu just need to let it happen. 557 00:33:45,673 --> 00:33:47,880 Please. don't go. 558 00:33:49,777 --> 00:33:50,778 Why not? 559 00:33:51,212 --> 00:33:53,158 Because I know yöu don't want to. 560 00:34:02,256 --> 00:34:05,794 Have yöu ever considered a career in sales? 561 00:34:08,696 --> 00:34:09,697 No. 562 00:34:10,631 --> 00:34:12,076 Well. yöu should. 563 00:34:12,734 --> 00:34:14,338 yöu're relentless. 564 00:34:52,540 --> 00:34:54,042 Nelson... 565 00:34:55,109 --> 00:34:57,487 ...would yöu like to be my November? 566 00:34:58,212 --> 00:34:59,384 Yes. 567 00:35:50,665 --> 00:35:52,338 - What's yöur name? - Raquel. 568 00:35:52,533 --> 00:35:54,376 That's a beautiful name. 569 00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:57,482 Could yöu put an extra shot of chocolate in my mocha? 570 00:35:57,672 --> 00:35:59,982 Chocolate's an aphrodisiac. Did yöu know that? 571 00:36:00,174 --> 00:36:02,017 yöu look great in that smock. Yeah. 572 00:36:02,210 --> 00:36:04,656 - Vince. - Where are yöu? I've been calling-- 573 00:36:04,846 --> 00:36:06,621 - Edgar Price. - Edgar Price? 574 00:36:06,814 --> 00:36:09,590 - Edgar Price. - Edgar Price. What. what. what? 575 00:36:09,784 --> 00:36:12,958 - Can yöu get us a meeting? -yöu and me? 576 00:36:13,454 --> 00:36:16,367 yöu and me. Edgar Price's new company. 577 00:36:16,657 --> 00:36:19,570 - Game? - That's brilliant. That's genius. 578 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,764 I'll do that. They stuck me with that loser. John Heedley. 579 00:36:22,964 --> 00:36:25,103 - Can't go on like this. Mince? 580 00:36:25,967 --> 00:36:27,742 - Call me with news. Absolutely. 581 00:36:27,935 --> 00:36:28,777 Hey! 582 00:36:32,406 --> 00:36:35,546 - Stop what yöu're doing. right now. - Why? 583 00:36:36,377 --> 00:36:40,917 Because it's the same boring thing yöu do every day of yöur life. 584 00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:43,429 And yöu can't do that with me. 585 00:36:44,785 --> 00:36:46,628 What's wrong with yöur TV? 586 00:36:48,055 --> 00:36:49,295 Good morning. 587 00:36:49,557 --> 00:36:50,695 It doesn't work. 588 00:36:51,058 --> 00:36:53,265 Of course it doesn't. It's a planter. 589 00:36:54,328 --> 00:36:55,329 Right. 590 00:36:58,099 --> 00:37:00,978 - Where are my clothes? - I gave them away. 591 00:37:02,270 --> 00:37:03,180 yöu what? 592 00:37:04,705 --> 00:37:06,116 I gave them away. 593 00:37:07,508 --> 00:37:08,646 Oh. but... 594 00:37:11,012 --> 00:37:12,013 ...look at this. 595 00:37:15,750 --> 00:37:17,889 Oh. yeah. baby! 596 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:20,526 Freedom. No more suits. 597 00:37:22,390 --> 00:37:23,562 I got yöu those. 598 00:37:24,392 --> 00:37:27,999 Sara. this is not helpful. Give me my shirt and pants back. 599 00:37:28,362 --> 00:37:30,171 What? It's clothes. 600 00:37:30,364 --> 00:37:33,208 It's just gonna cover yöur body. What do yöu care? 601 00:37:35,870 --> 00:37:38,248 Hey. do yöu like cheese? 602 00:37:38,606 --> 00:37:41,416 Hey there. Ernie. Hi! 603 00:37:41,609 --> 00:37:46,183 Ernie. are yöu sad? Do yöu miss yöur brother? 604 00:37:46,380 --> 00:37:49,725 yöu'll stay with me until we find yöu some decent parents. 605 00:37:50,151 --> 00:37:53,030 Hey. by the way. when do I get to meet yöur parents? 606 00:37:53,387 --> 00:37:55,025 My parents are dead. 607 00:37:57,358 --> 00:37:58,462 I'm sorry. 608 00:37:59,627 --> 00:38:03,097 Sara. I'm not amused. I want my clothes back. Now. 609 00:38:03,297 --> 00:38:06,141 I told yöu. I gave them away. 610 00:38:08,469 --> 00:38:11,973 I promise. I'll never lie to yöu. 611 00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:16,711 So... 612 00:38:18,045 --> 00:38:22,494 ...would yöu like vegan sausage. vegan bacon... 613 00:38:22,683 --> 00:38:24,492 That's all we got now. Huh? 614 00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:28,731 I make it with a lot of vegan butter so it gets nice and black and crispy. 615 00:38:28,923 --> 00:38:32,564 But if yöu don't like it that way. I won't make it that way. okay? 616 00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,262 Hey, hey. 617 00:38:35,363 --> 00:38:37,206 Three hours sleep last night. 618 00:38:37,765 --> 00:38:42,407 Tried valerian root, melatonin. the Shopping Channel. 619 00:38:43,938 --> 00:38:45,349 yöu know what did the trick? 620 00:38:45,539 --> 00:38:47,143 - What? - Jimmy Cagney. 621 00:38:48,009 --> 00:38:50,888 Public Enemy. Violence as a tranquilizer. 622 00:38:51,078 --> 00:38:52,785 How twisted is that? 623 00:38:57,752 --> 00:39:00,130 yöu're looking very sexy today. 624 00:39:00,488 --> 00:39:02,161 - Yeah? - Yeah. 625 00:39:02,490 --> 00:39:03,491 Wow. 626 00:39:05,693 --> 00:39:08,833 I do believe that is my favorite sweatshirt I see. 627 00:39:11,399 --> 00:39:13,003 yöu must be November. 628 00:39:13,334 --> 00:39:14,506 I must be November? 629 00:39:15,469 --> 00:39:16,675 That's Nelson. 630 00:39:18,272 --> 00:39:21,014 Hey. Nelson. How are yöu? 631 00:39:21,208 --> 00:39:23,484 - I'm Chaz. - Hey. 632 00:39:24,311 --> 00:39:25,221 yöu know what? 633 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,993 Keep the sweatshirt. It looks better on yöu. 634 00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:34,396 Is this some kind of a communal-culty- squeaky-Charlie type of deal? 635 00:39:34,722 --> 00:39:36,998 That's very good. He's really funny. 636 00:39:37,658 --> 00:39:40,434 Much cooler than October. A lot of good he was. 637 00:39:40,628 --> 00:39:41,902 L gotta go- 638 00:39:43,364 --> 00:39:44,843 - I love yöu. baby. - I love yöu. 639 00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:49,080 - yöu sure yöu don't want any food? - And get fat like yöu? 640 00:39:51,572 --> 00:39:54,178 - See yöu around, Nelson. - See yöu. 641 00:39:58,279 --> 00:40:01,726 I think I'll pull myself out of monthly rotation while I'm ahead. 642 00:40:02,716 --> 00:40:04,923 What? Nelson. 643 00:40:06,153 --> 00:40:08,656 - Who the hell was that, yöur pimp? - Chaz? 644 00:40:08,856 --> 00:40:11,268 Chaz lives downstairs. We look after each other. 645 00:40:11,459 --> 00:40:13,496 I think Chaz can take care of himself. 646 00:40:13,694 --> 00:40:15,264 He just needs a good night's sleep. 647 00:40:15,463 --> 00:40:18,569 - Hi. sweetheart. how are yöu? - Hey. guys. Nelson... 648 00:40:18,766 --> 00:40:19,767 - Sorry. -It's okay. 649 00:40:19,967 --> 00:40:23,176 I was trying to introduce yöu. That's Al and Osiris. 650 00:40:23,404 --> 00:40:24,781 They own that bookstore. 651 00:40:24,972 --> 00:40:27,179 They used to be friends with Jack Kerouac. 652 00:40:27,374 --> 00:40:28,682 I don't care. I don't read. 653 00:40:28,876 --> 00:40:31,117 Sara. can yöu spare 15 bucks? 654 00:40:31,378 --> 00:40:34,359 Bruce. I gave yöu those clothes. Why are yöu so greedy? 655 00:40:35,916 --> 00:40:38,362 That's my shirt! Those are my pants! 656 00:40:39,553 --> 00:40:42,466 - Doesn't it feel good to give? - No! 657 00:40:42,756 --> 00:40:46,067 - yöu November? - Where am I? 658 00:40:46,260 --> 00:40:47,261 yöu have to meet. 659 00:40:47,461 --> 00:40:49,998 Nelson. this is Abner. Abner. Nelson. 660 00:40:50,197 --> 00:40:52,643 Abner's gonna set a world record one day. 661 00:40:52,833 --> 00:40:56,337 - What's today's project? - Standing on one leg. Want to time me? 662 00:40:56,537 --> 00:40:58,915 I have to break the record of 300 hours. 663 00:40:59,907 --> 00:41:01,648 - No. - Loser. 664 00:41:02,409 --> 00:41:03,820 Get a life. 665 00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:05,880 Good one. 666 00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:09,695 yöu let a 10-year-old wind yöu up? 667 00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:11,864 Forget him. What about yöu? 668 00:41:12,052 --> 00:41:15,056 yöu sleep with half the city. get the whole neighborhood involved. 669 00:41:15,523 --> 00:41:19,869 - yöu'd prefer if I was a virgin? - Considering the alternative. yes. 670 00:41:21,262 --> 00:41:23,071 I'm yöurs. 671 00:41:23,664 --> 00:41:25,507 All yöurs. 672 00:41:26,167 --> 00:41:28,875 Look. Sara. yöu're great. 673 00:41:29,069 --> 00:41:34,041 yöu're a very sexy. smart. Interesting. somewhat unusual woman. 674 00:41:34,241 --> 00:41:38,519 But we-- I always think it's best to clarify issues. 675 00:41:38,712 --> 00:41:41,591 yöu are the most egotistical man I've ever met. 676 00:41:41,949 --> 00:41:43,690 I am talking about a month. 677 00:41:44,418 --> 00:41:47,695 The truth is. I don't have a month. Time is money. 678 00:41:51,859 --> 00:41:56,865 Okay. Let's just-- How long do yöu think... 679 00:41:57,064 --> 00:42:01,376 ...yöu could put this big. lucrative career of yöurs on hold? Just. just-- 680 00:42:02,536 --> 00:42:05,278 God. what am I talking about?! yöu are unemployed! 681 00:42:05,873 --> 00:42:08,786 yöu don't have a job! yöu got fired, Nelson. 682 00:42:08,976 --> 00:42:12,014 yöu have nothing to go back to. 683 00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:17,495 This project of yöurs feels like an excuse to get laid. 684 00:42:27,895 --> 00:42:30,171 Sara. I'm sorry. I... 685 00:42:30,364 --> 00:42:33,208 Sara. I didn't mean to-- I didn't think yöu'd-- 686 00:42:34,201 --> 00:42:36,875 I don't understand why yöu're doing this. is all. 687 00:42:39,106 --> 00:42:40,585 I told yöu. 688 00:42:41,342 --> 00:42:42,980 I have my reasons. 689 00:42:47,615 --> 00:42:48,889 Still friends? 690 00:42:49,416 --> 00:42:51,418 Only if yöu give me what I want. 691 00:42:53,721 --> 00:42:54,995 What? 692 00:42:55,322 --> 00:42:56,323 Time. 693 00:42:59,260 --> 00:43:02,070 - All I can do is a day. - I'll take it. 694 00:43:02,830 --> 00:43:03,968 Okay - 695 00:43:05,099 --> 00:43:06,305 I'll take it. 696 00:43:07,735 --> 00:43:11,649 Always a thrill to explore new career possibilities. 697 00:43:12,339 --> 00:43:13,784 How much do yöu charge? 698 00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:16,852 - I don't do this for the money. - Why do yöu do it? 699 00:43:17,511 --> 00:43:20,287 I like it. yöu can take them off the leashes. 700 00:43:20,481 --> 00:43:23,621 Come on. Oh. yes. yöu're so excited. I know. 701 00:43:23,817 --> 00:43:25,524 Yeah. yöu go raise some hell. 702 00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:29,292 Don't tell yöur mom. okay? yöu can let them go. yöu know. Nelson. 703 00:43:32,726 --> 00:43:34,205 Come on! 704 00:43:37,197 --> 00:43:38,107 Yippee. 705 00:43:44,438 --> 00:43:47,180 Come on. Let's go. Come on! 706 00:44:34,655 --> 00:44:36,566 Get off me! 707 00:44:44,898 --> 00:44:48,175 So when was the last time yöu spent a whole day outside? 708 00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:54,882 When my parents dragged me to Alcatraz for the day at the age of 9. 709 00:44:55,075 --> 00:44:56,213 Wow. 710 00:44:57,277 --> 00:44:59,484 - Now yöu tell me something. - Anything. 711 00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:02,524 What was so enlightening about what we did today? 712 00:45:02,716 --> 00:45:06,721 Why is letting some dogs go wild a better way to live than my way? 713 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:11,665 Granted. it was mildly amusing. but my third eye didn't open. 714 00:45:11,859 --> 00:45:13,805 Well. these things take time. 715 00:45:14,161 --> 00:45:16,198 And yöu don't have time. 716 00:45:16,397 --> 00:45:18,775 No. seriously. It's a question of values. 717 00:45:18,966 --> 00:45:22,106 Why is doing something fundamentally trivial better... 718 00:45:22,302 --> 00:45:24,543 ...than living a responsible life? 719 00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:26,842 Boring as that might seem to yöu. 720 00:45:27,641 --> 00:45:31,214 And who made yöu the expert. the doctor, the guru? 721 00:45:31,412 --> 00:45:33,517 Why do yöu have all the answers? 722 00:45:33,714 --> 00:45:37,753 Well. I used to own this company called Sublime Pets. 723 00:45:38,619 --> 00:45:40,690 No. I really did. 724 00:45:40,921 --> 00:45:43,800 And then I quit. It wasn't fun anymore. yöu know. 725 00:45:44,525 --> 00:45:47,472 Before or after yöu toured as a standup comedian? 726 00:45:47,661 --> 00:45:49,197 I never did that. 727 00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:53,304 Well. this... 728 00:45:54,067 --> 00:45:56,240 This would be really good for yöu. 729 00:45:57,771 --> 00:45:59,717 Sharpen yöur instincts. 730 00:46:00,874 --> 00:46:02,854 No. no. 731 00:46:03,510 --> 00:46:05,854 Not those kind of instincts. 732 00:46:06,513 --> 00:46:10,620 So the object of the game-- Get yöur hands off me. 733 00:46:11,785 --> 00:46:15,562 I run around. yöu lose track of me. Then yöu-- 734 00:46:15,756 --> 00:46:19,203 No. no peeking. Hands off. 735 00:46:19,393 --> 00:46:20,929 Count to 10... 736 00:46:21,495 --> 00:46:23,065 ...then come find me. 737 00:46:28,535 --> 00:46:30,708 One. two. three“ I'm gonna get yöu. 738 00:46:30,904 --> 00:46:32,815 Four. five. six-- I know where yöu are. 739 00:46:33,006 --> 00:46:34,314 Seven. eight. nine. ten. 740 00:47:01,101 --> 00:47:03,342 Oh. Nelson. that was terrible. 741 00:47:03,537 --> 00:47:05,517 yöu didn't even get close. 742 00:47:05,706 --> 00:47:07,083 This is funny? 743 00:47:07,608 --> 00:47:10,418 I'm sorry. Are yöu okay? 744 00:47:13,447 --> 00:47:17,259 Sara. yöu're not going to be upset when I leave tonight? 745 00:47:17,784 --> 00:47:19,457 I told yöu one day. 746 00:47:21,088 --> 00:47:22,032 Yeah. of course. 747 00:47:26,092 --> 00:47:28,038 Mitch was my October. 748 00:47:32,299 --> 00:47:33,972 He was so shy. 749 00:47:34,167 --> 00:47:36,738 I think he was the shyest man I've ever met. 750 00:47:37,470 --> 00:47:38,471 So... 751 00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:43,387 ...we focused on strengthening his confidence. 752 00:47:44,811 --> 00:47:47,382 And was the patient cured? 753 00:47:48,882 --> 00:47:49,883 Oh. yeah. 754 00:47:51,318 --> 00:47:54,561 My treatment was so effective... 755 00:47:54,754 --> 00:47:58,258 ...that we had to terminate the month early. 756 00:47:59,826 --> 00:48:01,567 And what about September? 757 00:48:03,530 --> 00:48:05,373 No. No September. 758 00:48:08,268 --> 00:48:09,269 What? 759 00:48:11,571 --> 00:48:13,812 yöu didn't think I was weird about it. did yöu? 760 00:48:16,977 --> 00:48:19,651 And yöu and all these guys...? 761 00:48:21,248 --> 00:48:22,989 Does it matter that much to yöu? 762 00:48:25,452 --> 00:48:26,988 Why a month? 763 00:48:27,554 --> 00:48:32,333 It's long enough to be meaningful and short enough to stay out of trouble. 764 00:48:38,965 --> 00:48:40,342 It was delicious. 765 00:48:41,501 --> 00:48:42,502 Thanks. 766 00:48:44,437 --> 00:48:46,007 It's getting late. 767 00:48:51,344 --> 00:48:54,052 Don't worry about this. I'll clean it up. 768 00:48:56,650 --> 00:48:58,687 What are yöu gonna do when yöu go home? 769 00:49:00,987 --> 00:49:02,295 I don't know. 770 00:49:02,622 --> 00:49:06,798 I don't usually map out my evenings. 771 00:49:07,961 --> 00:49:09,497 yöu're gonna go home. 772 00:49:10,397 --> 00:49:11,967 Tum on yöur TV. 773 00:49:13,300 --> 00:49:14,711 Get bored. 774 00:49:16,202 --> 00:49:18,273 Turn on yöur computer. 775 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:23,044 Go through yöur work. Get bored. 776 00:49:24,144 --> 00:49:25,145 Surf the net. 777 00:49:30,083 --> 00:49:31,323 Get bored. 778 00:49:32,953 --> 00:49:34,125 And think of me. 779 00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:15,161 Ernie. 780 00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:23,041 Try to be wrong once in a while. 781 00:50:23,269 --> 00:50:25,044 It'll do my ego good. 782 00:50:35,982 --> 00:50:40,988 - I don't see why we didn't take a cab. - Because I make the rules, Nelson. 783 00:50:41,187 --> 00:50:44,532 Rules yöu must submit to. utterly and completely. 784 00:50:45,358 --> 00:50:47,497 If yöu want to be a dominatrix that bad... 785 00:50:47,694 --> 00:50:50,698 ...why don't we buy yöu the leather and get it over with? 786 00:50:52,232 --> 00:50:54,508 I think I'm strangely aroused. 787 00:51:01,541 --> 00:51:03,578 That's Abner. 788 00:51:04,978 --> 00:51:06,150 Hi. 789 00:51:08,081 --> 00:51:09,082 Is that yöu? 790 00:51:11,151 --> 00:51:14,598 He's got a face. It's a good one too. 791 00:51:14,854 --> 00:51:16,390 - Did yöu wait long? - No. 792 00:51:16,589 --> 00:51:17,863 Good. 793 00:51:19,459 --> 00:51:20,904 What is that? yöu didn't. 794 00:51:21,094 --> 00:51:23,165 - yöu did not bring that! - What can I say? 795 00:51:23,363 --> 00:51:25,570 - Yeah? Just call me genius, I don't mind. 796 00:51:25,765 --> 00:51:27,767 - What up, Vince? -"What up"? 797 00:51:27,967 --> 00:51:32,973 yöu. me. Edgar Price. November 17th. Friday. That's what up. 798 00:51:33,206 --> 00:51:34,446 I'm yöur Rainmaker. 799 00:51:34,641 --> 00:51:37,212 - yöu're a genius. - It's about time yöu said so. 800 00:51:37,410 --> 00:51:39,549 I heard about Angelica. I'm sorry. 801 00:51:39,746 --> 00:51:42,386 As much as I knew, she wasn't right for yöu. 802 00:51:42,582 --> 00:51:46,155 - So do I smell new female friend? - What makes yöu say that? 803 00:51:46,352 --> 00:51:47,888 yöu don't return my calls. 804 00:51:48,088 --> 00:51:50,659 There's estrogen in the air. Don't insult me. 805 00:51:50,857 --> 00:51:52,336 Come on. who is she? 806 00:51:53,893 --> 00:51:56,703 - yöu wouldn't know her. - But would I despise her? 807 00:51:56,896 --> 00:52:00,571 That's the question. On a scale of 9 to 10. is she a 9 or a 10? 808 00:52:00,767 --> 00:52:04,271 Listen. I gotta run. Great news on the Edgar Price thing. 809 00:52:04,838 --> 00:52:06,579 Go launch it. okay? 810 00:52:11,144 --> 00:52:13,750 Oh. that's really cool. Not. 811 00:52:13,947 --> 00:52:16,393 What is it. Pokemon’s dinghy? 812 00:52:20,153 --> 00:52:22,963 All right. let's do this. All boats in the water. 813 00:52:23,156 --> 00:52:27,229 - Except for this kid's. - That's not a kid. that's a girl. 814 00:52:30,497 --> 00:52:33,444 - Maybe I should forget about it. - Just ignore them. Abner. 815 00:52:33,633 --> 00:52:34,805 Abner? 816 00:52:35,001 --> 00:52:36,173 Abner? 817 00:52:39,806 --> 00:52:41,308 Hang in there. Ab. 818 00:52:41,708 --> 00:52:43,051 All boats in the water. 819 00:52:48,882 --> 00:52:50,088 Let's do this. 820 00:53:03,029 --> 00:53:04,872 Say yöur prayers. Abner! 821 00:53:14,307 --> 00:53:15,843 Go. Abner! 822 00:53:24,617 --> 00:53:26,062 Go. Abner! 823 00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,609 Go. Abner! 824 00:53:45,438 --> 00:53:46,678 Excuse me. 825 00:53:48,575 --> 00:53:51,112 - yöu want to make a hundred bucks? - Sure. 826 00:54:11,030 --> 00:54:13,374 Come on. Abner! Come on! 827 00:54:53,473 --> 00:54:54,952 Hey. my boat's all-- 828 00:54:59,746 --> 00:55:00,781 What's going on? 829 00:55:16,596 --> 00:55:17,836 Straight. Straight! 830 00:55:18,031 --> 00:55:19,510 Come on. yöu can do it! 831 00:55:24,971 --> 00:55:26,075 I guess I'm winning. 832 00:55:26,272 --> 00:55:31,119 - That little creep is cheating. - No. I'm not. My boat's just better. 833 00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:35,150 Go. Abner! 834 00:55:49,696 --> 00:55:50,970 I guess I won. 835 00:55:55,501 --> 00:55:58,107 That was fun. Next time can we do it with cars? 836 00:55:58,304 --> 00:55:59,442 - Sure. - No. 837 00:56:01,174 --> 00:56:02,778 - Bye. - See yöu. Abner. 838 00:56:02,975 --> 00:56:05,114 - Good night. - Good night. 839 00:56:09,048 --> 00:56:11,551 yöu know. that was really nice what yöu did today. 840 00:56:12,218 --> 00:56:13,390 Thanks. 841 00:56:13,820 --> 00:56:16,994 - But it's not gonna help him. - What do yöu mean? 842 00:56:17,190 --> 00:56:18,965 He's gonna have a lot of obstacles... 843 00:56:19,158 --> 00:56:21,160 ...and he has to learn to deal with them. 844 00:56:21,361 --> 00:56:24,740 Those kids were laughing at him. yöu ever been laughed at? 845 00:56:25,665 --> 00:56:28,475 Okay. cheating is bad. I guess. 846 00:56:28,668 --> 00:56:30,648 yöu're a father figure now. 847 00:56:30,837 --> 00:56:32,874 Get out of here. The kid just met me. 848 00:56:33,072 --> 00:56:35,882 When yöu don't know yöur dad. yöu're not picky. 849 00:56:37,009 --> 00:56:40,479 Look at that, Nelson. That's life. 850 00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:44,025 It's just happening around us all the time. 851 00:56:45,051 --> 00:56:47,053 I think that's so beautiful. 852 00:56:52,825 --> 00:56:54,702 Tell me yöur secret dream. 853 00:56:55,528 --> 00:56:57,235 I'm not much on that kind of thing. 854 00:56:57,430 --> 00:57:00,707 Oh. come on. Everybody's got one. 855 00:57:01,467 --> 00:57:06,212 One they only tell after a couple of drinks. Tell me. 856 00:57:08,141 --> 00:57:11,520 My father sold door-to-door. 857 00:57:11,711 --> 00:57:14,191 Vacuum cleaners. life insurance. 858 00:57:14,380 --> 00:57:16,553 For a while he even sold plastic food. 859 00:57:16,949 --> 00:57:19,793 We were kind of the joke of the neighborhood. 860 00:57:19,986 --> 00:57:24,264 And believe me. the neighborhood was a pretty grim joke itself. 861 00:57:24,457 --> 00:57:26,300 - Where'd yöu grow up? - Right here. 862 00:57:26,492 --> 00:57:31,305 I still own the house. but I never go there. 863 00:57:32,899 --> 00:57:34,310 Anyway... 864 00:57:35,701 --> 00:57:39,239 ...every night after dinner. he would... 865 00:57:40,173 --> 00:57:42,619 ...shut himself in the TV room... 866 00:57:43,810 --> 00:57:45,551 ...and listen to 45s: 867 00:57:46,179 --> 00:57:49,592 Bobby Darin. Perry Como. Tony Bennett. 868 00:57:51,684 --> 00:57:53,459 For a year or so... 869 00:57:56,856 --> 00:57:59,132 ...I desperately wanted to be a singer. 870 00:58:00,927 --> 00:58:02,804 yöu thought it would make him happy? 871 00:58:04,297 --> 00:58:05,469 No. 872 00:58:07,166 --> 00:58:09,168 I thought those guys... 873 00:58:10,403 --> 00:58:12,679 ...were everything he wasn't. 874 00:58:14,574 --> 00:58:17,555 Successful. proud... 875 00:58:18,711 --> 00:58:20,019 ...in control. 876 00:58:22,915 --> 00:58:24,451 I'd like to hear yöu sing. 877 00:58:25,685 --> 00:58:28,427 That will never happen. 878 00:58:31,023 --> 00:58:32,764 Come on. One day. 879 00:58:33,359 --> 00:58:35,896 One day yöu'll sing for me. right? 880 00:58:37,363 --> 00:58:38,740 What are we doing? 881 00:58:40,166 --> 00:58:42,339 The movie starts in 10 minutes. Should we skip it? 882 00:58:42,535 --> 00:58:46,779 I'll get yöu a cappuccino. I can find a cappuccino. Relax. 883 00:58:51,978 --> 00:58:53,980 I hope that I can eat all of this. 884 00:58:54,547 --> 00:58:56,549 Oh. my God! 885 00:58:56,782 --> 00:59:00,958 Somebody went domestic on me. Okay. Well. okay. 886 00:59:01,153 --> 00:59:05,329 I get it. It all makes sense. Mystery woman. unveiled. 887 00:59:06,359 --> 00:59:08,430 What kind of Bohemian backwater is this? 888 00:59:08,628 --> 00:59:09,902 Do they read poetry here? 889 00:59:10,096 --> 00:59:12,804 Sara. Vince. Vince. Sara. 890 00:59:13,232 --> 00:59:15,337 - Hey. - Very nice to meet yöu. 891 00:59:16,702 --> 00:59:19,376 - I gotta go. - Was it something I said? 892 00:59:19,572 --> 00:59:21,279 Vince. the movie. 893 00:59:21,474 --> 00:59:23,715 Oh. that's my good friend. um... 894 00:59:25,411 --> 00:59:27,254 What. yöu can't remember her name? 895 00:59:27,513 --> 00:59:31,290 She doesn't care as long as I remember to pick up the check. right? 896 00:59:31,484 --> 00:59:33,225 That's incredible. 897 00:59:33,419 --> 00:59:36,832 I mean that is. I think. the most astute observation... 898 00:59:37,023 --> 00:59:40,232 ...of female behavior I've ever heard. 899 00:59:40,426 --> 00:59:42,565 She's funny. yöu're funny. That's funny. 900 00:59:42,762 --> 00:59:45,936 This is my very good friend Nelson. and his very good friend... 901 00:59:47,266 --> 00:59:49,712 - Tell me. - Sara. 902 00:59:50,036 --> 00:59:51,674 - Hi. Lexy. - Hi. nice to meet yöu. 903 00:59:51,871 --> 00:59:53,248 Lexy. Sara. Sara. Lexy. 904 00:59:53,439 --> 00:59:56,352 We should all go out sometime. get drunk and nasty. 905 00:59:56,542 --> 00:59:58,385 Quick order: one cappuccino to go. 906 00:59:58,578 --> 01:00:00,558 Quick answer: no quick orders. 907 01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:03,385 We love this place. We'll be back every day. 908 01:00:03,583 --> 01:00:07,827 I gotta go take care of Lexy. Remember the 17th: yöu, me and God. 909 01:00:08,087 --> 01:00:12,399 Sara. very nice to meet yöu. It was an honor. 910 01:00:12,592 --> 01:00:13,935 Very entertaining. 911 01:00:15,561 --> 01:00:17,006 God! Wow. 912 01:00:17,897 --> 01:00:21,003 We're going to be late. and it's yöur fault. 913 01:00:21,367 --> 01:00:23,711 He's actually a good guy. deep down. 914 01:00:24,337 --> 01:00:25,611 Somewhere. 915 01:00:26,772 --> 01:00:27,944 Yeah. 916 01:00:28,274 --> 01:00:31,380 I just mean the glibness... 917 01:00:32,612 --> 01:00:34,683 ...kind of wears yöu out after a while. 918 01:00:39,518 --> 01:00:40,826 Do yöu trust him? 919 01:00:41,687 --> 01:00:43,530 Like friends do. yöu know. 920 01:00:44,056 --> 01:00:47,435 - Do yöu think he'll be there for yöu? - When? 921 01:00:50,596 --> 01:00:53,440 Like a scary situation or something. 922 01:00:56,068 --> 01:00:57,706 yöu may have noticed... 923 01:00:57,903 --> 01:01:01,578 ...I don't put myself in scary situations. 924 01:01:04,810 --> 01:01:09,350 Hey. yöu know what? Why don't we go see that house yöu grew up in? 925 01:01:09,548 --> 01:01:10,720 Want to do that? 926 01:01:13,986 --> 01:01:16,057 That's not too scary. is it? 927 01:01:29,435 --> 01:01:30,971 It's just a house. 928 01:02:06,572 --> 01:02:09,178 I tried so hard not to come back here. 929 01:02:27,059 --> 01:02:28,060 Sorry. 930 01:02:30,863 --> 01:02:31,898 Ouch. 931 01:02:34,633 --> 01:02:35,634 Sara? 932 01:02:36,736 --> 01:02:41,651 I know I don't know a lot of things. but I do know how to slow dance. 933 01:02:42,074 --> 01:02:43,417 yöu're terrible. 934 01:02:45,644 --> 01:02:48,124 Here. let me show yöu. 935 01:03:47,406 --> 01:03:49,545 I looked up yöur Web site the other night. 936 01:03:50,109 --> 01:03:53,181 yöu sister's pretty. Looks a lot like yöu. 937 01:03:53,379 --> 01:03:58,351 But it's not my Web site anymore. It's not my anything anymore. 938 01:03:58,684 --> 01:03:59,958 Why'd yöu quit? 939 01:04:02,054 --> 01:04:04,728 It started out small and then it got big. 940 01:04:04,924 --> 01:04:08,269 That's generally considered a good thing in business. 941 01:04:08,460 --> 01:04:10,906 Yeah. well. everything got big. 942 01:04:11,096 --> 01:04:14,634 Egos. lives. desires. 943 01:04:15,768 --> 01:04:18,305 I didn't like the big me. 944 01:04:18,637 --> 01:04:20,344 I wasn't very happy. 945 01:04:21,574 --> 01:04:24,316 yöu want to know the most amazing part of it all? 946 01:04:24,510 --> 01:04:25,818 What? 947 01:04:26,011 --> 01:04:30,289 I got out before it got really big. 948 01:04:30,482 --> 01:04:31,859 Can yöu imagine that? 949 01:04:32,051 --> 01:04:35,965 No. I can't imagine yöu with millions and millions of dollars. 950 01:04:38,824 --> 01:04:40,428 Did yöu change the beans? 951 01:04:41,961 --> 01:04:43,907 It's hazelnut. yöu don't like it? 952 01:04:44,930 --> 01:04:48,673 Honestly? Tastes like camel piss. Let's stick to the classics. 953 01:04:49,435 --> 01:04:52,575 Excuse me, privacy. Heard of it? 954 01:04:53,706 --> 01:04:56,812 Very impressive set of pecs yöu got. yöu work out. then? 955 01:04:57,476 --> 01:04:58,887 Me. haven't got time. 956 01:04:59,378 --> 01:05:02,086 yöur pecs on the other hand. darling. are edible. 957 01:05:02,982 --> 01:05:05,360 Now don't forget. dinner's at 8. 958 01:05:05,751 --> 01:05:09,699 It's dressy. because we're gonna eat and we're going dancing. 959 01:05:09,889 --> 01:05:12,495 We'll see if "Last of the Mohicans" here has rhythm. 960 01:05:14,627 --> 01:05:16,937 Doesn't he know how to make his own coffee? 961 01:05:21,867 --> 01:05:23,608 - yöu ready to go? - Yeah. 962 01:05:23,802 --> 01:05:26,840 Okay. good. Because I told Chaz Cherry we'd be on time. 963 01:05:27,039 --> 01:05:30,111 We're calling everyone by first and last names now? 964 01:05:30,309 --> 01:05:35,019 I don't want to see Chaz Cherry. I want to get naked with Sara Deever. 965 01:05:36,715 --> 01:05:38,160 yöu look beautiful. 966 01:05:40,052 --> 01:05:42,328 Thank yöu. Nelson Moss. 967 01:05:42,821 --> 01:05:45,893 Come on. yöu won't be bored. I promise. 968 01:05:46,091 --> 01:05:48,071 Chaz Cherry is a great cook. 969 01:05:58,003 --> 01:06:00,142 - We're here. - Oh. hallelujah! 970 01:06:00,339 --> 01:06:02,148 - And we're hungry. - Too late. 971 01:06:02,341 --> 01:06:04,821 I sold yöur dinner to the homeless. 972 01:06:05,010 --> 01:06:09,117 Nelson. look at yöu. Didn't recognize yöu with yöur clothes on. 973 01:06:09,648 --> 01:06:13,562 Nelson. yöu've met Chaz. This is Cherry. 974 01:06:17,957 --> 01:06:19,732 Oh. watch the nails. 975 01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:22,371 Thanks very much. 976 01:06:24,863 --> 01:06:25,864 Wow. 977 01:06:28,100 --> 01:06:30,876 Very Pink Flamingos. 978 01:06:31,070 --> 01:06:35,780 Oh. my God! Sweetheart. he says I look like Divine. 979 01:06:36,108 --> 01:06:37,883 Oh. that's awful. 980 01:06:38,077 --> 01:06:39,488 - yöu could lose a few pounds. - Stop. 981 01:06:39,678 --> 01:06:40,713 - yöu stop. - Bitch. 982 01:06:40,913 --> 01:06:44,224 Brandy this is Nelson. Nelson. this is Brandy. 983 01:06:44,416 --> 01:06:46,589 - Hi. - Oh. he is handsome. 984 01:06:46,785 --> 01:06:49,959 Put it back in yöur pants. Grab a drink, Nelson. 985 01:06:51,156 --> 01:06:54,262 yöu all right? yöu seem a little bit uncomfortable. 986 01:06:54,460 --> 01:06:56,269 Come here. Let me loosen yöu up. 987 01:06:56,462 --> 01:06:57,338 Just one top. 988 01:06:57,529 --> 01:07:00,135 - Is it the music. maybe? - No. it's great. 989 01:07:00,332 --> 01:07:03,336 Because we got some Michael Bolton if yöu prefer. 990 01:07:03,535 --> 01:07:04,673 Alabama. 991 01:07:06,805 --> 01:07:08,375 Or is it the decor? 992 01:07:10,109 --> 01:07:11,179 NO. it's... 993 01:07:14,847 --> 01:07:16,087 yöu're in dresses. 994 01:07:16,582 --> 01:07:19,426 This isn't a dress. This is a sequined sensation. 995 01:07:19,618 --> 01:07:20,653 Cheers. 996 01:07:23,322 --> 01:07:24,596 That's not a dress. 997 01:07:24,790 --> 01:07:26,269 God. let's eat. Come on. 998 01:07:27,926 --> 01:07:29,371 Starved. 999 01:07:29,828 --> 01:07:31,273 I am hungry. 1000 01:07:31,463 --> 01:07:33,773 - There. yöu want those? - Thanks very much. 1001 01:07:33,966 --> 01:07:37,311 God. they're absolutely beautiful. Brandy. take care of them. 1002 01:07:38,070 --> 01:07:39,071 Very nice. 1003 01:07:39,271 --> 01:07:43,617 A little loving From the oven 1004 01:07:43,809 --> 01:07:47,655 - Couscous for everyone. - Wow. did yöu make that? 1005 01:07:47,846 --> 01:07:49,848 Excuse me. what did yöu just say? 1006 01:07:50,049 --> 01:07:52,620 Making. buying. It's all a very thin line. 1007 01:07:52,818 --> 01:07:54,263 Oh. my God. 1008 01:07:54,586 --> 01:07:55,621 I don't believe it! 1009 01:07:55,821 --> 01:07:58,028 yöu know what's a thin line? yöur outfit. 1010 01:07:58,223 --> 01:08:03,002 It's a thin line between late Cher and early Howard Keel. 1011 01:08:04,029 --> 01:08:06,202 Eat up. Where we're going. yöu go before 10... 1012 01:08:06,398 --> 01:08:09,140 ...yöu get a good place to dance and boys get in free. 1013 01:08:09,334 --> 01:08:10,745 Bring yöur dancing shoes? 1014 01:08:10,936 --> 01:08:13,644 Can yöu dance shirtless? It happens there. 1015 01:08:13,839 --> 01:08:17,480 Are yöur nipples pierced? yöu have a "Mom" tattoo on yöur ass? 1016 01:08:18,377 --> 01:08:21,881 yöu're not exactly a Muscle Mary. but I think yöu'll cut it. 1017 01:08:24,950 --> 01:08:26,020 yöu're smearing it. 1018 01:08:28,620 --> 01:08:31,726 I'll see what lover-boy's doing. yöu can talk about me now. 1019 01:08:31,924 --> 01:08:32,925 We will. 1020 01:08:33,125 --> 01:08:34,433 A lot. 1021 01:08:41,867 --> 01:08:43,505 yöu want an Advil? 1022 01:08:43,902 --> 01:08:45,176 How'd yöu know? 1023 01:08:45,370 --> 01:08:47,111 The couscous. 1024 01:08:49,074 --> 01:08:51,076 - I'll be right back. - Thanks. 1025 01:09:03,689 --> 01:09:06,363 Oh. God. I love this one. It's brilliant. 1026 01:09:06,558 --> 01:09:08,401 I mean. the tartan's for shit. 1027 01:09:08,594 --> 01:09:10,232 What's wrong with the tartan? 1028 01:09:11,130 --> 01:09:12,438 It's a Scottish thing. 1029 01:09:12,631 --> 01:09:15,771 I mean. from concept to execution. It's just sublime. 1030 01:09:19,438 --> 01:09:21,748 - There yöu go. sweetie. - Thank yöu. 1031 01:09:23,408 --> 01:09:27,151 yöur home base for everything. From fast searches to shopping. 1032 01:09:27,346 --> 01:09:28,984 Get whatever yöu want-- 1033 01:09:29,181 --> 01:09:30,285 Just an ad. 1034 01:09:30,716 --> 01:09:34,129 Now. don't be modest. I know yöu won a Gold Pencil for this. 1035 01:09:34,353 --> 01:09:35,832 How do yöu know that? 1036 01:09:36,088 --> 01:09:38,694 Well. I've got a day job as well. yöu know. 1037 01:09:38,891 --> 01:09:40,234 What do yöu do? 1038 01:09:40,592 --> 01:09:43,368 I work in the dreaded world of advertising. 1039 01:09:43,629 --> 01:09:45,131 Oh. really? 1040 01:09:45,330 --> 01:09:46,809 Oh. really. 1041 01:09:47,900 --> 01:09:48,901 What firm? 1042 01:09:50,369 --> 01:09:51,643 Baker Bohanon. 1043 01:09:52,804 --> 01:09:54,511 Oh. my God. yöu're Chaz Watley! 1044 01:09:54,706 --> 01:09:56,913 Oh. look. Baby's famous. 1045 01:09:57,109 --> 01:09:58,713 Don't even go there. 1046 01:09:59,978 --> 01:10:02,288 yöu've been that Chaz Watley... 1047 01:10:04,082 --> 01:10:05,720 ...all this time? 1048 01:10:07,553 --> 01:10:09,658 Did yöu get the Dr. Diggity account? 1049 01:10:09,988 --> 01:10:13,800 Oh. my God. Nelson. just let it go. 1050 01:10:13,992 --> 01:10:16,734 Cherry doesn't care about things like that. 1051 01:10:17,162 --> 01:10:18,539 Oh. really? 1052 01:10:18,730 --> 01:10:21,768 "Cherry doesn't care about things like that"? 1053 01:10:22,901 --> 01:10:25,848 I bet Chaz cares about things like that. 1054 01:10:26,505 --> 01:10:28,815 Or do yöu two not talk to each other? 1055 01:10:29,942 --> 01:10:32,548 I know Nelson cares about things like that. 1056 01:10:33,579 --> 01:10:34,956 She should've told me. 1057 01:10:36,848 --> 01:10:37,952 This is-- 1058 01:10:39,051 --> 01:10:42,464 This is awkward. If I'd known who yöu were. I wouldn't have-- 1059 01:10:43,121 --> 01:10:45,431 What? yöu would've worn a dress? 1060 01:10:45,624 --> 01:10:47,365 I don't think so. 1061 01:10:47,593 --> 01:10:49,903 yöu would've been especially nice to me? 1062 01:10:50,095 --> 01:10:53,542 - Yeah. something like that. - Thanks very much. 1063 01:10:55,801 --> 01:10:57,678 He's not here right now. 1064 01:10:59,004 --> 01:11:01,450 I said. he's not here right now. 1065 01:11:01,873 --> 01:11:03,944 Why are yöu calling here? 1066 01:11:04,543 --> 01:11:08,514 How long have yöu been doing this? How long have yöu been calling here? 1067 01:11:09,047 --> 01:11:10,151 I asked-- 1068 01:11:10,349 --> 01:11:12,590 I can't-- I can't talk. 1069 01:11:13,785 --> 01:11:15,526 I can't talk right now. 1070 01:11:15,954 --> 01:11:18,560 I said. I can't talk to yöu right now. 1071 01:11:23,695 --> 01:11:25,174 Is everything okay? 1072 01:11:29,001 --> 01:11:30,480 Ten guesses who that was. 1073 01:11:31,536 --> 01:11:32,537 Shit. 1074 01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:38,647 - So. how long has it been going on? -It's not what yöu think. 1075 01:11:38,844 --> 01:11:41,051 yöu've talked to her behind my back? 1076 01:11:41,313 --> 01:11:43,919 Do yöu really want to talk about this now? 1077 01:11:54,059 --> 01:11:56,972 No. I'm sorry. 1078 01:11:58,597 --> 01:12:02,511 Guys. I don't think I'm gonna go dancing tonight. I feel so tired. 1079 01:12:02,701 --> 01:12:04,612 Come on. sweetheart. 1080 01:12:12,244 --> 01:12:13,917 What was that all about? 1081 01:12:16,415 --> 01:12:18,622 She gets migraines. 1082 01:12:18,817 --> 01:12:19,955 yöu know... 1083 01:12:20,585 --> 01:12:21,689 ...terrible headaches. 1084 01:12:22,020 --> 01:12:24,296 No. the phone call. 1085 01:12:24,489 --> 01:12:25,934 Who was that? 1086 01:12:26,191 --> 01:12:27,727 Her sister. 1087 01:12:30,696 --> 01:12:34,701 It's a long story. and I am not going to tell it. 1088 01:12:56,922 --> 01:13:01,064 Hey. I'm sorry about what happened down there. 1089 01:13:01,259 --> 01:13:04,638 That's okay. gives me a boost to know that yöu're not perfect. 1090 01:13:05,764 --> 01:13:06,902 Feeling better? 1091 01:13:07,099 --> 01:13:08,510 Yeah. I'm fine. 1092 01:13:08,767 --> 01:13:11,270 Chaz told me it was yöur sister on the phone. 1093 01:13:12,971 --> 01:13:14,917 Why does it upset yöu so much? 1094 01:13:19,878 --> 01:13:23,257 Remember talking about getting naked? 1095 01:13:23,615 --> 01:13:26,892 "Naked with Sara Deever." I think it's a good time for that. 1096 01:13:27,085 --> 01:13:29,087 Don't dodge me. talk to me. 1097 01:13:29,287 --> 01:13:30,698 Come get naked with me. 1098 01:13:30,889 --> 01:13:32,425 What happened? 1099 01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:36,633 That's not fair. 1100 01:13:36,928 --> 01:13:39,568 yöu expect me to be so honest... 1101 01:13:39,765 --> 01:13:41,438 ...so forthcoming. 1102 01:13:44,069 --> 01:13:45,173 I do. 1103 01:13:46,505 --> 01:13:48,883 Because it's yöur month. Nelson. 1104 01:13:49,074 --> 01:13:50,519 Not mine. 1105 01:13:52,177 --> 01:13:56,284 Come on. yöu don't want to hear about stupid family stuff. 1106 01:13:57,849 --> 01:13:59,453 Don't be mad. 1107 01:13:59,985 --> 01:14:01,362 Please. 1108 01:14:02,554 --> 01:14:03,965 Please. 1109 01:14:25,177 --> 01:14:27,123 yöu're not feeling well. are yöu? 1110 01:14:33,418 --> 01:14:36,331 Maybe tomorrow we'll get naked. 1111 01:14:37,155 --> 01:14:38,691 And tonight... 1112 01:14:39,724 --> 01:14:41,567 ...we'll wear PJs. 1113 01:14:50,969 --> 01:14:54,212 Every woman I know spends $200 on a haircut. 1114 01:14:54,706 --> 01:14:57,186 yöu use a vacuum cleaner. 1115 01:14:57,809 --> 01:15:00,187 Quit trying to change the subject. 1116 01:15:02,447 --> 01:15:06,088 yöu made a commitment. Nelson. Our time isn't over. 1117 01:15:06,284 --> 01:15:07,695 It's one meeting. 1118 01:15:09,588 --> 01:15:14,401 Why is going to some powwow with this sicko guy. Vince. such a big deal? 1119 01:15:14,593 --> 01:15:18,302 Because it's probably the chance of a lifetime. that's why. 1120 01:15:18,797 --> 01:15:22,643 If it's a whole lifetime, why not just postpone it for one more week? 1121 01:15:22,834 --> 01:15:25,542 Sara. when Edgar Price says he'll meet yöu... 1122 01:15:25,737 --> 01:15:28,047 ...yöu don't say: "Wait. how about next month?" 1123 01:15:28,240 --> 01:15:30,242 yöu say. "Thank yöu. I'll be there." 1124 01:15:30,809 --> 01:15:32,516 He's one of the greats. 1125 01:15:32,711 --> 01:15:34,156 Where's my phone? 1126 01:15:35,280 --> 01:15:36,782 I hate it. 1127 01:15:38,617 --> 01:15:40,153 Nelson! 1128 01:15:42,587 --> 01:15:44,191 Nelson! 1129 01:15:46,324 --> 01:15:47,394 Damn it. 1130 01:15:47,592 --> 01:15:50,471 We can take anything and just sell it. make it work. 1131 01:15:50,729 --> 01:15:54,677 Exactly. I mean. we've done very well with Telecomputer. 1132 01:15:54,866 --> 01:15:56,846 Actually. I'm sure yöu're aware of-- 1133 01:15:57,035 --> 01:15:58,070 No. I wasn't. 1134 01:15:58,270 --> 01:16:01,012 We just won the Ad Age award for that spot. 1135 01:16:01,206 --> 01:16:03,880 I think that was last year's spot. 1136 01:16:04,075 --> 01:16:06,919 So we have a symbiosis. the two of us. as a team-- 1137 01:16:07,112 --> 01:16:10,525 We know a lot of guys who do this for the awards. Mr. Price. 1138 01:16:10,715 --> 01:16:14,185 - Not to say we don't get the awards-- - But still... 1139 01:16:14,819 --> 01:16:16,765 ...we're not about the acclaim. 1140 01:16:16,955 --> 01:16:19,401 Hand holding. dinners... 1141 01:16:19,591 --> 01:16:22,765 -...sending prostitutes to the client. - Prostitutes? 1142 01:16:22,961 --> 01:16:25,965 - Who sends prostitutes? - Who doesn't? 1143 01:16:26,898 --> 01:16:28,377 We're about the work. 1144 01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:31,776 If the work is great. It speaks for itself. 1145 01:16:33,004 --> 01:16:34,813 That's all I need to know. 1146 01:16:35,974 --> 01:16:38,215 But are yöu married. any kids? 1147 01:16:38,410 --> 01:16:41,823 No. we've avoided the family thing for quite some time. 1148 01:16:42,013 --> 01:16:44,015 - Most of our lives. - Good. 1149 01:16:44,215 --> 01:16:47,958 Because if yöu're worried about quality of life or paternity leave... 1150 01:16:48,153 --> 01:16:50,099 ...or any of that other New Age crap... 1151 01:16:50,288 --> 01:16:52,962 ...as much as I like yöu. we can stop right here. 1152 01:16:53,158 --> 01:16:55,695 I want to be yöur full-time commitment. 1153 01:16:56,461 --> 01:16:57,667 I can do that. 1154 01:16:58,296 --> 01:17:01,175 - We still had two weeks to go. - What's two weeks? 1155 01:17:01,366 --> 01:17:03,642 yöu're kicking him out anyway. Good shot. 1156 01:17:03,835 --> 01:17:04,870 Thanks. 1157 01:17:06,171 --> 01:17:09,050 yöu know what? I should've locked him in there. 1158 01:17:09,774 --> 01:17:12,015 I should've tied him to the bed. 1159 01:17:12,210 --> 01:17:13,917 What. do yöu mean yöu didn't? 1160 01:17:14,846 --> 01:17:16,553 It wouldn't have stopped him. 1161 01:17:16,748 --> 01:17:19,695 yöu can't force people to do what they don't want to. 1162 01:17:19,884 --> 01:17:23,161 That's the whole point of this thing. isn't it? 1163 01:17:23,355 --> 01:17:26,097 Besides. I know guys like Nelson. 1164 01:17:27,392 --> 01:17:30,601 yöu may have bitten off more than yöu can chew this time. 1165 01:17:33,398 --> 01:17:35,207 That's what I like about him. 1166 01:17:37,435 --> 01:17:39,745 It's also what scares the hell out of me. 1167 01:17:40,138 --> 01:17:44,644 Just so yöu know. we've got a couple of great clients in our hip pockets. 1168 01:17:44,843 --> 01:17:48,791 Plus. some leads on some new accounts. So we come to yöu fully loaded. 1169 01:17:48,980 --> 01:17:51,187 yöu're not selling me a car. Holland. 1170 01:17:51,383 --> 01:17:55,729 Frankly. I'm not impressed with yöu. But yöur reputation precedes yöu. 1171 01:17:55,920 --> 01:17:59,629 And if I have to take him to get yöu. I will. 1172 01:17:59,824 --> 01:18:02,168 So here's my offer. 1173 01:18:02,360 --> 01:18:04,931 It's good as long as we're at this table. 1174 01:18:05,463 --> 01:18:06,464 Oh, my"! 1175 01:18:06,665 --> 01:18:09,771 I'm so sorry! Excuse me. 1176 01:18:10,168 --> 01:18:11,738 - That's okay. - Stop it. 1177 01:18:15,106 --> 01:18:16,642 yöu know. sweetie... 1178 01:18:17,042 --> 01:18:20,421 ...we are what we do in this world. and yöu're a waitress. 1179 01:18:20,612 --> 01:18:23,684 All that requires is that yöu bring food and drink... 1180 01:18:23,882 --> 01:18:26,954 ...to and from the table without making a mess. 1181 01:18:27,152 --> 01:18:28,495 That's it. 1182 01:18:28,820 --> 01:18:32,666 So when yöu screw up something as incredibly simple as that... 1183 01:18:33,591 --> 01:18:36,697 ...it doesn't say a whole hell of a lot about yöu, does it? 1184 01:18:36,895 --> 01:18:38,431 I'm-- I'm sorry. 1185 01:18:40,799 --> 01:18:43,780 If yöu gave a penny for her thoughts. yöu'd get change. 1186 01:18:43,968 --> 01:18:45,743 They ought to fire her. 1187 01:18:45,937 --> 01:18:50,408 I always say a bad hire strengthens the competition's hand. 1188 01:18:50,608 --> 01:18:53,612 A good general feeds off his enemy. 1189 01:18:54,045 --> 01:18:57,390 Actually. Sun Tzu said that last line. 1190 01:18:57,582 --> 01:18:58,652 In The Art of War. 1191 01:18:59,517 --> 01:19:01,224 yöu're right, Nelson. 1192 01:19:01,619 --> 01:19:02,757 yöu're very smart. 1193 01:19:17,535 --> 01:19:18,673 Take a look, buddy. 1194 01:19:28,246 --> 01:19:29,316 Not interested. 1195 01:19:31,683 --> 01:19:33,526 yöu don't like my offer? 1196 01:19:35,220 --> 01:19:37,496 It's not the offer I don't like. 1197 01:19:39,457 --> 01:19:40,697 It's yöu. 1198 01:19:44,696 --> 01:19:46,676 Nelson. wait-- Nelson! 1199 01:19:46,865 --> 01:19:50,312 - yöu know what? This isn't-- - I hope yöu can afford this. 1200 01:19:53,204 --> 01:19:54,683 Shit. 1201 01:19:55,540 --> 01:19:57,520 Oh. Jesus Christ... 1202 01:19:58,843 --> 01:20:01,722 What's wrong with yöu? yöu just shit in God's face. 1203 01:20:01,913 --> 01:20:04,689 If he's yöur god. yöu're in trouble. He's not for me. 1204 01:20:04,883 --> 01:20:06,556 He's not for yöu? He is yöu. 1205 01:20:06,751 --> 01:20:10,164 - yöu're cloned from the same DNA. - I'm not. If I am. shoot me. 1206 01:20:10,355 --> 01:20:12,426 Where's the gun? It's my career too! 1207 01:20:12,624 --> 01:20:15,662 yöu just blew it in there. What is going on. man? 1208 01:20:16,394 --> 01:20:18,533 I know what it is. It's the girl. 1209 01:20:18,730 --> 01:20:20,971 The new mystery woman. What's her name? 1210 01:20:21,566 --> 01:20:23,739 Don't ignore me. What's her name? 1211 01:20:23,935 --> 01:20:26,211 - Sara. - Don't yöu see what's happening? 1212 01:20:26,404 --> 01:20:28,475 She has got yöur balls in a jar. 1213 01:20:28,673 --> 01:20:30,619 I'm yöur friend. I wouldn't lie. 1214 01:20:30,809 --> 01:20:33,756 - yöu blew it in there. - I'm sorry I cost yöu yöur job-- 1215 01:20:33,945 --> 01:20:36,949 I don't need yöur pity. Nelson. yöu blew it! 1216 01:20:37,148 --> 01:20:39,128 yöu're a loser. Nelson. 1217 01:20:39,417 --> 01:20:40,760 Loser! 1218 01:20:41,586 --> 01:20:43,998 Fine. I don't need yöu, Nelson. 1219 01:20:54,199 --> 01:20:58,272 Have yöu ever heard of Phalaenopsis sanderiana? 1220 01:20:58,903 --> 01:21:00,405 It reminded me of yöu. 1221 01:21:02,607 --> 01:21:05,986 - yöu got the job, didn't yöu? - Best offer anyone ever made me. 1222 01:21:07,545 --> 01:21:09,183 So when do yöu start? 1223 01:21:09,881 --> 01:21:12,327 We had a little problem agreeing on that. 1224 01:21:12,517 --> 01:21:14,053 He suggested immediately. 1225 01:21:15,320 --> 01:21:16,390 I suggested... 1226 01:21:20,325 --> 01:21:21,429 ...never. 1227 01:21:24,128 --> 01:21:26,005 - Never? - Never. 1228 01:22:02,367 --> 01:22:05,075 - Come on. let's keep Ernie. - Nope. 1229 01:22:05,703 --> 01:22:07,614 I found a home. He's gotta go. 1230 01:22:08,139 --> 01:22:10,380 But yöu love this little monster. 1231 01:22:10,575 --> 01:22:12,919 Soon I'll love another little monster. 1232 01:22:13,111 --> 01:22:14,749 Cold. heartless woman. 1233 01:22:19,250 --> 01:22:23,858 What about vegan turkey stuffed with tofu and cranberries? 1234 01:22:24,522 --> 01:22:25,899 Ordering sounds better. 1235 01:22:28,226 --> 01:22:30,706 We're not ordering Thanksgiving dinner. 1236 01:22:31,129 --> 01:22:33,803 It's the one time in life it's good to be "trad." 1237 01:22:34,565 --> 01:22:38,172 In that case. are yöu inviting yöur family? 1238 01:22:41,572 --> 01:22:42,607 No. 1239 01:22:43,875 --> 01:22:47,584 Holiday fights are a little too traditional for my taste. 1240 01:22:47,779 --> 01:22:49,258 What do yöu fight about? 1241 01:22:50,848 --> 01:22:52,259 Everything. 1242 01:22:53,217 --> 01:22:56,596 Religion. money. sex. 1243 01:22:57,422 --> 01:23:01,928 Sara's decisions. Sara's unconventional ways. 1244 01:23:03,428 --> 01:23:05,635 Sara's lifestyle. 1245 01:23:09,334 --> 01:23:12,781 - They think I'm a freak. - yöu are a freak. 1246 01:23:14,839 --> 01:23:17,080 Anyway. boring subject. 1247 01:23:18,009 --> 01:23:19,784 I'm sure they miss yöu. 1248 01:23:21,479 --> 01:23:22,856 I know they do. 1249 01:23:23,247 --> 01:23:26,091 yöu know. there's a good tradition called "making up." 1250 01:23:26,617 --> 01:23:27,721 yöu could try it. 1251 01:23:31,889 --> 01:23:33,095 Yeah. 1252 01:23:36,494 --> 01:23:38,531 Someday I'll have to do that. 1253 01:23:52,944 --> 01:23:54,321 Mind walking him down? 1254 01:23:54,512 --> 01:23:55,718 Sure. 1255 01:23:55,947 --> 01:23:57,221 Thanks. 1256 01:23:58,649 --> 01:24:00,128 Come on. boy. 1257 01:24:01,452 --> 01:24:03,329 Say goodbye to Sara. 1258 01:24:05,123 --> 01:24:06,295 Bye . 1259 01:24:20,371 --> 01:24:23,318 Hey. come on- PUPPY- 1260 01:24:27,278 --> 01:24:29,554 - Thanks. - Yeah. Sure. 1261 01:24:29,947 --> 01:24:31,221 See yöu. Ernie. 1262 01:24:44,796 --> 01:24:45,934 HEY - 1263 01:24:48,533 --> 01:24:50,479 Why can't she keep one for a change? 1264 01:24:51,102 --> 01:24:53,139 I guess she helps more this way. 1265 01:24:53,538 --> 01:24:55,074 I've been thinking. 1266 01:24:55,273 --> 01:24:56,274 Oh. yeah? 1267 01:24:56,474 --> 01:24:58,681 If yöu want to adopt me, yöu can. 1268 01:25:00,211 --> 01:25:05,320 I mean. Father Sunday is on Monday. It would be good timing. 1269 01:25:08,853 --> 01:25:10,890 I don't quite know what to say. 1270 01:25:14,358 --> 01:25:15,769 I'll tell yöu what... 1271 01:25:16,360 --> 01:25:18,362 ...I can't adopt yöu... 1272 01:25:18,763 --> 01:25:21,073 ...but I'll come with yöu to Father Sunday. 1273 01:25:21,265 --> 01:25:22,938 - Promise? - Promise. 1274 01:25:23,301 --> 01:25:25,440 Wait till my mom hears! 1275 01:26:23,961 --> 01:26:25,372 Sara! 1276 01:26:37,074 --> 01:26:39,111 I have an announcement to make. 1277 01:26:42,046 --> 01:26:43,354 What's wrong? 1278 01:26:43,848 --> 01:26:46,124 - Are yöu okay? - Yeah. I'm fine. 1279 01:26:48,753 --> 01:26:50,391 What do yöu keep in there? 1280 01:26:51,889 --> 01:26:55,803 - Nothing. -"Nothing" doesn't require a lock. 1281 01:26:56,060 --> 01:26:57,164 What's wrong? 1282 01:26:57,361 --> 01:26:58,567 So... 1283 01:27:00,665 --> 01:27:03,771 -...what's the big announcement? - Don't do the dodge. 1284 01:27:06,704 --> 01:27:08,308 Am I okay? 1285 01:27:09,874 --> 01:27:11,649 No. I'm not okay. 1286 01:27:13,110 --> 01:27:14,714 I miss Ernie. 1287 01:27:15,513 --> 01:27:17,424 And I've got a migraine. 1288 01:27:19,784 --> 01:27:20,990 So... 1289 01:27:21,886 --> 01:27:23,627 ...what's yöur big announcement? 1290 01:27:24,255 --> 01:27:25,666 Marry me. 1291 01:27:27,825 --> 01:27:29,065 What? 1292 01:27:29,260 --> 01:27:31,035 Will yöu marry me? 1293 01:27:33,064 --> 01:27:35,169 Sara. I stood on the street... 1294 01:27:36,300 --> 01:27:38,177 ...and I realized... 1295 01:27:39,604 --> 01:27:40,981 ...this is it. 1296 01:27:41,672 --> 01:27:43,481 Life will never be better... 1297 01:27:44,041 --> 01:27:45,987 ...or sweeter than this. 1298 01:27:46,577 --> 01:27:47,988 I'm happy.- 1299 01:27:48,980 --> 01:27:50,425 I'm in love. 1300 01:27:51,882 --> 01:27:53,225 Marry me. 1301 01:27:56,387 --> 01:27:58,492 That's incredibly sweet. 1302 01:28:01,259 --> 01:28:04,604 - But yöu don't understand. - Yes. I do. It all makes sense. 1303 01:28:05,930 --> 01:28:07,500 I want yöu. 1304 01:28:07,765 --> 01:28:09,608 I want this life. 1305 01:28:19,977 --> 01:28:21,388 Marry me. 1306 01:28:26,751 --> 01:28:28,424 Marry me. Sara. 1307 01:28:33,924 --> 01:28:36,404 - I can't. - Why not? 1308 01:28:38,195 --> 01:28:39,765 Because of me. 1309 01:28:40,097 --> 01:28:41,098 What about yöu? 1310 01:28:41,299 --> 01:28:43,575 For God's sake. Sara. Please. just-- 1311 01:28:43,768 --> 01:28:45,213 Just tell me what's wrong. 1312 01:28:45,603 --> 01:28:47,310 Tell me the truth. 1313 01:28:49,073 --> 01:28:50,347 I can't. 1314 01:28:53,177 --> 01:28:54,588 Sara? 1315 01:29:03,888 --> 01:29:04,889 Jesus. 1316 01:29:06,190 --> 01:29:07,191 I'm fine. 1317 01:29:08,192 --> 01:29:10,570 No. I'm fine. 1318 01:29:11,295 --> 01:29:13,468 - I'm fine. - What the hell is going on? 1319 01:29:13,831 --> 01:29:15,469 No. Nelson. 1320 01:29:16,901 --> 01:29:19,609 No. Nelson. no! 1321 01:29:22,540 --> 01:29:23,644 No. 1322 01:29:28,145 --> 01:29:30,216 Is this what yöu wanted to see? 1323 01:29:30,881 --> 01:29:32,258 This is it! 1324 01:29:33,684 --> 01:29:36,062 Is this enough truth for yöu? 1325 01:29:36,253 --> 01:29:37,596 Does this make yöu happy? 1326 01:29:37,788 --> 01:29:41,759 Goddamn yöu! yöu just couldn't leave it alone! 1327 01:29:42,393 --> 01:29:43,599 Sara. stop. 1328 01:29:43,794 --> 01:29:47,799 yöu just couldn't leave it-- God. just leave it alone. 1329 01:30:06,317 --> 01:30:08,797 It's non-Hodgkin's lymphoma. 1330 01:30:11,722 --> 01:30:13,065 It's a type of cancer. 1331 01:30:15,059 --> 01:30:18,097 yöu shouldn't have to find out like this. I'm sorry. 1332 01:30:20,631 --> 01:30:22,702 She's gonna be asleep for hours. 1333 01:30:22,900 --> 01:30:25,904 yöu want to go for a walk. have a chat or something? 1334 01:30:28,105 --> 01:30:30,381 - Yeah. - Yeah. okay. 1335 01:30:38,449 --> 01:30:41,089 yöu said she stopped her treatments a year ago? 1336 01:30:42,987 --> 01:30:44,830 What about the pills? 1337 01:30:45,122 --> 01:30:48,626 It just gets her through the day. She stopped trying to beat it. 1338 01:30:48,826 --> 01:30:52,000 She did it all for a year. Nothing worked. 1339 01:30:52,329 --> 01:30:56,505 Look. I'm no doctor. but when yöu're unchecked. wouldn't that“? 1340 01:30:56,700 --> 01:30:57,701 Yeah. 1341 01:30:59,303 --> 01:31:00,873 It's spread everywhere. 1342 01:31:08,112 --> 01:31:11,616 How could she get involved with me and not tell me she was sick? 1343 01:31:14,351 --> 01:31:16,160 I mean. what was she thinking? 1344 01:31:16,620 --> 01:31:20,568 She was thinking yöu'd be the same as all the others. 1345 01:31:20,858 --> 01:31:22,860 She'd dump yöu after a month. 1346 01:31:24,528 --> 01:31:26,974 yöu've got to understand something. 1347 01:31:27,531 --> 01:31:29,442 She's completely powerless. 1348 01:31:29,633 --> 01:31:32,204 With these rules, yöu know... 1349 01:31:32,403 --> 01:31:36,647 ...they give her the illusion and dignity of control. 1350 01:31:37,374 --> 01:31:39,081 It's kept her alive. 1351 01:31:41,612 --> 01:31:44,388 The rift with her family. that's what it's about? 1352 01:31:44,582 --> 01:31:45,788 These rules. 1353 01:31:47,518 --> 01:31:48,553 Yeah. 1354 01:31:49,720 --> 01:31:52,724 Her family couldn't handle it. They wouldn't let go. 1355 01:31:52,923 --> 01:31:55,233 They kept trying to run her disease. 1356 01:31:55,426 --> 01:31:56,871 So she took off. 1357 01:31:57,061 --> 01:31:58,631 And came here? 1358 01:32:01,632 --> 01:32:04,408 She told me if she couldn't live a normal life... 1359 01:32:04,602 --> 01:32:08,709 ...she was determined to live an abnormal one the best way she could. 1360 01:32:11,008 --> 01:32:12,453 I don't get it. 1361 01:32:16,013 --> 01:32:19,551 She loves life more than anyone I've ever met. 1362 01:32:20,117 --> 01:32:21,926 How can she just give up? 1363 01:32:22,119 --> 01:32:24,565 yöu listening to anything I'm telling yöu? 1364 01:32:24,755 --> 01:32:26,132 She's not giving up. 1365 01:32:26,323 --> 01:32:29,736 She's making the most of the time she's got left. 1366 01:32:30,895 --> 01:32:32,397 Don't mess with that. 1367 01:32:38,469 --> 01:32:40,005 I'm sorry. 1368 01:32:43,240 --> 01:32:45,720 I didn't want yöu to see any of this. 1369 01:32:48,445 --> 01:32:50,152 I wanted yöu... 1370 01:32:50,481 --> 01:32:53,985 ...to know me loving life, yöu know? 1371 01:32:55,386 --> 01:32:56,694 Come here. 1372 01:33:14,104 --> 01:33:16,209 Will yöu do something for me? 1373 01:33:17,775 --> 01:33:18,879 Anything. 1374 01:33:19,910 --> 01:33:21,719 Will yöu get me out of here? 1375 01:33:22,947 --> 01:33:24,085 Take me home. 1376 01:33:41,432 --> 01:33:42,672 Okay - 1377 01:34:04,321 --> 01:34:05,595 Jesus. 1378 01:34:13,263 --> 01:34:14,435 They're here. 1379 01:34:15,566 --> 01:34:16,909 Hey. darling. 1380 01:34:17,134 --> 01:34:18,135 Hey. sweetie. 1381 01:34:18,335 --> 01:34:20,144 yöu're sick? yöu look fabulous. 1382 01:34:20,337 --> 01:34:22,180 Oh. this is just a lie. 1383 01:34:22,373 --> 01:34:23,750 yöu look great. 1384 01:34:23,941 --> 01:34:27,184 - Want a nice. warm bath? - Come on. sweetie. 1385 01:34:27,378 --> 01:34:29,790 - We'll run yöu a bath. - What's on the menu tonight? 1386 01:34:29,980 --> 01:34:33,518 - We have lovely appetizers. - Nice codeine. 1387 01:34:33,717 --> 01:34:37,756 Codeine? What else? Donnatal. that's yöur favorite. 1388 01:34:37,955 --> 01:34:40,663 Come on. girl. Let's get yöu in here. 1389 01:34:40,858 --> 01:34:42,030 Okay - 1390 01:34:43,961 --> 01:34:44,962 Nice and easy. 1391 01:34:45,429 --> 01:34:48,967 Sara. I know doctors I could call. 1392 01:34:49,933 --> 01:34:51,207 No doctors. 1393 01:34:52,236 --> 01:34:56,810 I'm gonna be fine, Nelson. But yöu can't be here. 1394 01:34:58,075 --> 01:35:00,783 I don't want yöu here. yöu can't see this. 1395 01:35:01,078 --> 01:35:03,354 Please. go. 1396 01:35:03,547 --> 01:35:05,083 Okay. okay. he's going. 1397 01:35:06,583 --> 01:35:09,257 I can't stand by and do nothing. just watch her... 1398 01:35:09,687 --> 01:35:10,688 Die? 1399 01:35:11,955 --> 01:35:13,901 That's why she wants yöu to go. 1400 01:35:14,391 --> 01:35:15,392 Go on. 1401 01:35:28,839 --> 01:35:30,147 Hey. Abner. 1402 01:35:32,242 --> 01:35:34,222 Today's not gonna be a great play day. 1403 01:35:34,845 --> 01:35:37,621 I know. It's gonna be Father Sunday. 1404 01:35:37,815 --> 01:35:39,158 Did yöu forget? 1405 01:35:41,685 --> 01:35:43,596 Oh. God. I'm sorry. Ab. I can't. 1406 01:35:46,390 --> 01:35:48,199 But yöu promised. 1407 01:35:49,526 --> 01:35:51,096 I guess I don't have a dad. 1408 01:35:51,295 --> 01:35:54,538 I mean. I do. but I don't know who he is. 1409 01:35:55,332 --> 01:35:56,743 So I brought Nelson. 1410 01:35:57,868 --> 01:36:01,145 We do stuff. and it's fun. because he makes me feel smart. 1411 01:36:02,706 --> 01:36:04,652 I guess I feel like... 1412 01:36:05,075 --> 01:36:08,249 ...if I got into trouble. he'd take care of me. 1413 01:36:08,812 --> 01:36:12,191 Kind of like a best friend. just bigger. 1414 01:36:14,051 --> 01:36:15,621 Thank yöu. Abner. 1415 01:36:19,323 --> 01:36:21,394 I guess I'll see yöu tomorrow. 1416 01:36:22,292 --> 01:36:25,136 I don't know. I probably won't be here tomorrow. 1417 01:36:25,329 --> 01:36:26,535 How come? 1418 01:36:26,864 --> 01:36:29,572 I gotta do some thinking. make a tough decision. 1419 01:36:32,870 --> 01:36:36,818 Sara thinks yöu don't respect her choices? Something like that? 1420 01:36:37,775 --> 01:36:40,119 I don't know. yöu always see that stuff on TV. 1421 01:36:41,211 --> 01:36:43,714 I think yöu're the coolest kid I've ever met. 1422 01:36:43,914 --> 01:36:46,224 - I'll see yöu. - See yöu. 1423 01:36:46,884 --> 01:36:48,363 Take care. 1424 01:38:25,282 --> 01:38:26,556 Shit. 1425 01:38:26,750 --> 01:38:27,922 yöu all right? 1426 01:38:28,952 --> 01:38:31,455 - Yeah. Yeah. I'm fine. - Good. 1427 01:38:34,491 --> 01:38:38,871 I was planning on serving the pumpkin on the floor. so this is... 1428 01:38:39,062 --> 01:38:40,268 This is really good. 1429 01:38:41,632 --> 01:38:43,509 Oh. God. Chaz. 1430 01:38:43,901 --> 01:38:46,040 Please tell me we're gonna have fun. 1431 01:38:47,871 --> 01:38:50,374 Thanksgiving's fun. right? It's fun. 1432 01:38:50,807 --> 01:38:52,445 It'll be a riot. 1433 01:38:53,977 --> 01:38:55,388 Come here. 1434 01:38:55,812 --> 01:38:57,189 Give us a cuddle. 1435 01:39:01,151 --> 01:39:02,721 I need some fun. 1436 01:39:05,656 --> 01:39:07,829 yöu know. he asked me to marry him. 1437 01:39:08,692 --> 01:39:10,365 He's not the first. 1438 01:39:14,598 --> 01:39:17,875 No. but it was the first time I wanted to say yes. 1439 01:39:18,635 --> 01:39:20,080 So why didn't yöu? 1440 01:39:22,839 --> 01:39:26,252 Because. Chaz. I let the whole thing go too far. 1441 01:39:26,443 --> 01:39:28,889 Oh. yeah? Too far for who? 1442 01:39:29,813 --> 01:39:31,349 Both of us. 1443 01:39:32,582 --> 01:39:33,583 Anyway... 1444 01:39:34,651 --> 01:39:37,188 No need to talk about it. He's gone. 1445 01:39:37,654 --> 01:39:41,602 Well. yöu did kick him out. He'll be back if yöu let him. 1446 01:39:45,228 --> 01:39:47,230 I don't want him to come back. 1447 01:39:47,998 --> 01:39:48,999 Right. 1448 01:39:50,968 --> 01:39:53,710 yöu know. it's okay to break yöur own rules, Sara. 1449 01:39:54,538 --> 01:39:56,540 yöu fell in love. 1450 01:39:56,974 --> 01:39:58,385 That's great. 1451 01:39:58,642 --> 01:40:02,055 It may not follow yöur master plan. but yöu can't control everything. 1452 01:40:02,245 --> 01:40:03,485 Okay. just stop it. 1453 01:40:03,847 --> 01:40:06,259 I really don't need this right now. Chaz. 1454 01:40:07,517 --> 01:40:08,723 Jesus! 1455 01:40:09,853 --> 01:40:14,598 There's no rule that gives me the right to put him through all of this. 1456 01:40:14,791 --> 01:40:16,065 This hell. 1457 01:40:16,293 --> 01:40:17,795 I don't... 1458 01:40:21,298 --> 01:40:24,905 -it'll just hurt him in the end. -It'll hurt. whatever yöu do. 1459 01:40:25,569 --> 01:40:26,673 We all will. 1460 01:40:27,371 --> 01:40:28,372 But... 1461 01:40:29,740 --> 01:40:31,981 ...if I've learned anything... 1462 01:40:32,175 --> 01:40:34,917 ...it's that yöu should have those who love yöu near... 1463 01:40:35,112 --> 01:40:37,490 ...as long as yöu possibly can. 1464 01:40:43,787 --> 01:40:44,788 Yeah. 1465 01:40:46,089 --> 01:40:48,194 Toast! Toast. 1466 01:40:50,093 --> 01:40:52,369 Happy we-stole-yöur-land- and-killed-yöur-people day. 1467 01:40:52,562 --> 01:40:54,872 - Oh. Al. - That's a good one, Al. 1468 01:40:58,068 --> 01:40:59,547 Here's to yöu. 1469 01:40:59,736 --> 01:41:02,046 - Here yöu go. babe. - Here's to yöu. 1470 01:41:05,409 --> 01:41:06,410 Merry Christmas! 1471 01:41:12,382 --> 01:41:14,521 Merry Christmas! 1472 01:41:19,022 --> 01:41:20,399 Merry Christmas. Sara. 1473 01:41:30,967 --> 01:41:33,038 I think it's Thanksgiving. isn't it? 1474 01:41:33,270 --> 01:41:34,578 Not for yöu. 1475 01:41:34,805 --> 01:41:36,478 yöu shouldn't have to wait. 1476 01:41:39,676 --> 01:41:43,522 Does anyone else have a sudden desire for Chinese food? 1477 01:41:43,713 --> 01:41:45,693 - Right on! - Yeah. 1478 01:41:46,149 --> 01:41:47,719 It's good to see yöu, Nelson. 1479 01:41:49,286 --> 01:41:54,292 Do yöu know how the Chinese celebrate Christmas and Thanksgiving? 1480 01:41:55,358 --> 01:41:56,462 Ciao, Santa. 1481 01:41:56,660 --> 01:41:58,139 I thought yöu'd never get here. 1482 01:41:58,328 --> 01:42:00,399 Come on. let's go. 1483 01:42:05,068 --> 01:42:08,447 For yöu. my sweet Sara... 1484 01:42:09,739 --> 01:42:13,846 ...I bring yöu 12 gifts of Christmas. 1485 01:42:18,248 --> 01:42:19,283 One: 1486 01:42:23,019 --> 01:42:27,058 The famous Colombo log. The salami that started it all. 1487 01:42:30,293 --> 01:42:31,294 Two: 1488 01:42:33,163 --> 01:42:38,135 A kaleidoscope of a coiffeur. for the barking-mad pet crusader. 1489 01:42:40,670 --> 01:42:42,081 Number three: 1490 01:42:42,339 --> 01:42:45,183 A bullwhip for the dizzy dominatrix. 1491 01:42:45,375 --> 01:42:48,948 So yöu can rule yöur world in style and whip me into shape. 1492 01:42:51,448 --> 01:42:52,449 Four: 1493 01:42:53,316 --> 01:42:54,420 I present... 1494 01:42:55,252 --> 01:42:58,062 ...Sara. a custom-made fragrance capturing... 1495 01:42:58,255 --> 01:43:00,667 ...that special something... 1496 01:43:00,857 --> 01:43:03,667 ...a woman leaves OH a man. 1497 01:43:07,864 --> 01:43:10,674 - Nelson. this is... - Only the beginning. 1498 01:43:10,967 --> 01:43:11,968 Five: 1499 01:43:14,471 --> 01:43:17,350 Why is Harriet so Hairy? 1500 01:43:17,541 --> 01:43:22,422 The definitive guide to understanding our transvestite friends. 1501 01:43:24,614 --> 01:43:25,854 Six: 1502 01:43:26,049 --> 01:43:30,862 Tiny bubbles, for those leisurely soaks we love so much. 1503 01:43:32,189 --> 01:43:33,190 Number seven: 1504 01:43:34,457 --> 01:43:36,994 A hundred mini train tokens... 1505 01:43:37,460 --> 01:43:39,440 ...for the many. many... 1506 01:43:39,629 --> 01:43:41,870 ...great rides of yöur life. 1507 01:43:44,467 --> 01:43:46,003 Number eight: 1508 01:43:47,370 --> 01:43:49,281 A collection of music to swoon by. 1509 01:43:49,673 --> 01:43:53,780 Which. by the way. happens to go very nicely with gift number nine: 1510 01:43:54,945 --> 01:43:56,356 Dance classes. 1511 01:43:57,080 --> 01:44:01,222 Mildred's Academy of Dance. guaranteed to get yöu off my toes... 1512 01:44:02,586 --> 01:44:03,860 ...in a week. 1513 01:44:04,421 --> 01:44:07,061 - yöu sure? - I'm positive. 1514 01:44:07,290 --> 01:44:08,860 Number 10: 1515 01:44:09,459 --> 01:44:13,168 For the gentle lady who hates doing dishes. 1516 01:44:13,363 --> 01:44:14,569 A dishwasher! 1517 01:44:20,437 --> 01:44:22,212 Nelson. this is too much. 1518 01:44:22,872 --> 01:44:24,146 It's not enough. 1519 01:44:25,609 --> 01:44:26,644 Number 11: 1520 01:44:27,077 --> 01:44:31,321 Live. and in yöur apartment. back by popular demand... 1521 01:44:31,514 --> 01:44:33,050 ...I give yöu... 1522 01:44:34,050 --> 01:44:35,552 ...Ernie! 1523 01:44:38,888 --> 01:44:40,458 Hi. baby! 1524 01:44:42,892 --> 01:44:44,496 I missed yöu. 1525 01:44:46,062 --> 01:44:51,102 And if this last gift doesn't prove how much I love yöu, nothing will. 1526 01:46:19,556 --> 01:46:23,094 Every month is November. Sara. 1527 01:46:24,828 --> 01:46:26,830 And I love yöu every day. 1528 01:46:29,532 --> 01:46:30,943 Nelson. there's-- 1529 01:46:31,134 --> 01:46:34,843 This is our month. and it never has to end. 1530 01:46:43,847 --> 01:46:47,920 I surrender all attempts to control life... 1531 01:46:48,218 --> 01:46:49,697 ...yöurs or mine. 1532 01:46:50,954 --> 01:46:52,661 I live for one thing: 1533 01:46:53,790 --> 01:46:55,098 To love yöu. 1534 01:46:56,025 --> 01:46:57,663 To make yöu happy. 1535 01:46:58,595 --> 01:47:02,702 To live firmly and joyöusly in the moment. 1536 01:47:03,700 --> 01:47:05,702 November is all I know. 1537 01:47:06,836 --> 01:47:08,816 And all I ever want to know. 1538 01:48:35,225 --> 01:48:36,636 What are yöu doing? 1539 01:48:37,961 --> 01:48:39,065 Where are yöu going? 1540 01:48:41,164 --> 01:48:42,165 Out. 1541 01:48:45,568 --> 01:48:48,378 This will give yöu time to get yöur stuff together. 1542 01:48:50,006 --> 01:48:51,007 So yöu can go. 1543 01:48:51,941 --> 01:48:54,353 Our month is over. 1544 01:48:54,544 --> 01:48:55,989 Sara. I'm not leaving. 1545 01:48:58,848 --> 01:48:59,792 Sara! 1546 01:49:30,013 --> 01:49:31,583 Sara. stop! 1547 01:49:42,659 --> 01:49:45,333 Sara. stop running. Sara! 1548 01:49:46,162 --> 01:49:47,664 Sara. please. 1549 01:49:48,932 --> 01:49:50,411 I'm not leaving yöu. 1550 01:49:50,600 --> 01:49:53,581 - I know yöu love me. - I do. 1551 01:49:53,770 --> 01:49:55,215 I've never felt this. 1552 01:49:55,405 --> 01:49:58,750 I never thought I'd have the chance. and yöu gave that to me, Nelson. 1553 01:49:58,942 --> 01:50:02,515 - Then why are yöu doing this? - Because it's starting to happen. 1554 01:50:02,712 --> 01:50:03,884 I don't care. 1555 01:50:04,080 --> 01:50:07,391 Nelson. if yöu leave now. everything we had will be perfect forever. 1556 01:50:07,584 --> 01:50:10,121 Sara. life isn't perfect. 1557 01:50:12,655 --> 01:50:16,000 All we have is how yöu'll remember me. 1558 01:50:16,492 --> 01:50:19,996 And I need that memory to be strong and beautiful. 1559 01:50:22,498 --> 01:50:23,875 Don't yöu see? 1560 01:50:25,134 --> 01:50:29,810 If I know that I'm remembered that way. then I can face anything. 1561 01:50:30,006 --> 01:50:31,110 Anything. 1562 01:50:32,609 --> 01:50:36,352 Nelson. yöu're my immortality. 1563 01:50:36,546 --> 01:50:38,355 I want to take care of yöu. 1564 01:50:38,781 --> 01:50:41,022 I'm gonna be all right. 1565 01:50:41,651 --> 01:50:43,324 I'm going home. 1566 01:50:44,988 --> 01:50:46,695 They know I'm coming. 1567 01:50:47,123 --> 01:50:49,626 I need to do this. 1568 01:50:50,727 --> 01:50:51,865 It doesn't seem-- 1569 01:50:52,061 --> 01:50:56,203 Just like I need to know that yöu'll go on and have a beautiful life. 1570 01:50:56,399 --> 01:50:57,844 The one yöu deserve. 1571 01:50:59,002 --> 01:51:00,538 I only want yöu. 1572 01:51:02,538 --> 01:51:04,017 yöu have me... 1573 01:51:04,974 --> 01:51:06,180 ...forever. 1574 01:51:08,611 --> 01:51:10,522 Now let me go. 1575 01:51:19,389 --> 01:51:20,732 All right. Sara. 1576 01:51:23,159 --> 01:51:24,160 All right. 1577 01:51:26,529 --> 01:51:28,133 Close yöur eyes. 1578 01:51:51,254 --> 01:51:53,700 I love yöu. Nelson Moss. 1579 01:51:58,561 --> 01:52:00,802 I love yöu. Sara Deever. 1580 01:52:17,113 --> 01:52:18,490 Remember me. 110814