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Academic probation?

Hey, girl.

No, not tonight.

Fuck you. I'm not lame. I don't want to flunk out of college and have to move in

with my parents again.

No, it's not YOLO party while I'm young.

It's I'm going to go get my grades up.

You guys party all the time. I'm not missing anything.

I'm going to get some caffeine and hit it.

Bye.

What are you doing out of your room? Are you supposed to be online gaming with

your super cool friends?

I'm just sitting here, not failing college.

talking about?

I saw the letters from the school. How are you failing community college?

Ugh, it's so annoying.

Listen, I'm like really busy.

I'm sure you totally understand.

And I'm just overwhelmed with my schedule.

Oh, well, maybe we could help each other. Like, I mean, I do have a 4 .3

Yeah, but you're taking all online classes. I actually have to go to

It's all human.

Well, maybe if you didn't party so much, you know?

Fuck you, I don't even party that much.

Besides, partying is, like, a normal part of socialization. You literally

get out of the house and you don't talk to anyone.

Like, yeah, you have a 4 .3, but your social skills are severely lacking.

Well, at least I get good grades and, like, you know, help you with yours.

You want to help me with my grade?

Yeah. I know how this works. What do you want in return?

Well, maybe you could, like, teach me how to talk to girls.

And, you know, I'll help you with your grade.

Whatever, I'll think about it.

I'm going to go, you know, I'm with Bailey at school.

See, I told you I'm not tipped for brains. I can totally do organic

Look, I never said that.

That was really good, though. High five.

Oh, okay, never mind.

Anyways.

Um, well, I think it's my turn now.

Um, what do you mean?

Well, uh, you know, I kind of helped you with your classes, so...

I think it's, uh... Can you help me?

Okay.

Lesson one.

Don't be a desperate loser.

That was mean.

Lesson number two.

Hot girls are really mean to desperate losers.

Well, I think hot girls that fail all their classes and move back in with

parents are desperate losers, too.

Wow, when did you get so mean?

Uh, well, I guess desperate losers are...

I mean the hot girls.

Funny. Okay.

What do you really want to know?

I want to know how to play with a pussy.

So sit on the table and take your shorts off.

Okay.

That was very straightforward.

How are you so nonchalant?

What do you mean?

I forget how weird you are. You really want me to just get up here and let you

play with my pussy?

With instructions.

You know what? I don't think it's a good idea anymore. Maybe we should just,

like, forget about it. Well, you only have three weeks until midterm, and

there's no tutors at the school. Believe me, I checked.

And your friends can't really help you because they're, you know, your friends,

so.

Are you sure this is what you really want?

Okay, fine.

But you have to do exactly what I say.

What, are you just going to fucking stare at it?

Okay, stop.

Lick your hands.

Get your fingers nice and wet.

Yeah, those two middle fingers.

Get them wet.

Okay. Yeah.

And now put the fingers here.

Listen, take a deep breath.

You have to be confident if you're going to talk to girls, okay? I'm helping

you. Exactly.

Try to like rubbing first.

Yeah. Every woman wants to be teased.

Even his ears first. Don't just go right for the pussies.

Yeah, listen.

Gentle. And now just start rubbing the clit. This is the clit right here. You

see that little dot?

Yeah, now gently rub that.

Mm -hmm, gently.

Mm, yeah.

And just rub in little circles just like that.

Yeah, that feels good.

Slow and gentle.

There you go. You're going to get excited.

It's clear how funny desperate you are.

Be gentle.

Take it slow. Yeah, just like that. You're doing a good job.

Maybe I'm not as hopeless as I thought you were.

Yeah, just like that.

You can start going a little bit faster.

Then you get more excited.

Oh yeah, it feels good.

Fingers again?

Now you're going to put them inside my pussy.

Again, very slow.

Oh yes, just like that.

Oh yeah, let me do it for you.

fingers back in me.

Yeah, keep going.

Yeah, just like that.

So, when do you think we could do another organic chemistry lesson?

Oh, um, well, I'm free for the rest of the day.

Okay.

Wow, I think I'm actually going to pass organic chemistry.

Yeah, that was really good. I didn't think you were going to get that one.

Thank you so much. I really appreciate your help, Drake.

Um, how do I get a girl to suck my dick?

Really hot or think you have a really nice dick?

How do I get her to know that I have a nice dick? Send pictures?

No!

Never, ever do that, please.

I don't really know if you count as hot, so... So?

So... Sometimes I let a guy jerk off in front of me and...

If he has a nice cock, sometimes I might blow him, but normally

I just laugh and walk away.

Okay.

Wait. What are you...

I don't know.

Yeah, don't come too fast. You gotta learn how to hold your cum.

Ghosts don't like it when you cum in like two seconds.

Okay.

Yeah, keep holding my hair.

Come on, don't be weird with your hands. Just hold my hair for me.

What?

I have to open my mouth.

I've got you gaining confidence already.

No.

No. No.

What? What?

What? What? What?

um um

you came so much.

You tasted really good.

Um, probably because you're a virgin.

I'm not a virgin.

I fuck tons of girls all the time.

Um, sure. Anyways, um, you know, we could study all day.

And a hydrogen peroxide.

Um, that's H2O2.

Good job. You got it.

Okay. That's literally All my brain can take for today. I'm going out.

You're going out?

Yeah. I just helped you study. Why?

Well, I have a sick appointment, and I'm really excited for it, so don't wait

up, okay?

Ah, oh my god, what are you doing in here?

Uh, how did your dick appointment go?

It wasn't good.

He didn't know how to fuck at all. The dick was trash.

Oh, okay.

I want to know how to fuck.

What? Okay.

Look, I just, I've had a really long day.

We've already studied today, so I just think I'm going to call it a night,

Fine. I don't have to help you with your studies anymore.

Wait. Come on. Fine.

You want to learn how to fuck?

Fine. I'm going to teach you, but only because I want at least one guy to know

how to fuck.

I'm going to show you how to use that big dick of yours.

Oh, look, it's already hard for me.

Come here.

Ryan, I'll take my shirt off.

No, you have to untie it first.

Okay. It's up here.

How do you like those?

Why don't you try licking one?

Here, touch my pussy too.

Fuck yeah, that feels good.

You're doing exactly what I taught you.

Here, take my panty ball.

There you go.

Wow.

Big. Yeah.

What do I do now?

Just lay down.

Take your pants off.

I'm going to get that type of knife and wet.

Okay.

Lay down.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. It's so hard for me.

move your dick up and down underneath me.

Does it feel good inside your pussy?

Yeah. No, look at me. Yeah, I contacted an important doctor.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yes.

That feels fucking good.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Grab my arm.

Yeah. Grab my arm.

Just like that.

You like seeing me bent over for you?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Why are you going so fucking deep?

Oh, my God.

I gotta take that fucking pussy.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, yeah.

This shit even fucked me deep. Yeah, fuck my pussy deep.

Good job.

Oh, fuck yeah. You're doing so fucking good.

You're doing so good fucking with this.

I hope you're on birth control.

What?

Okay, that was really hot, but seriously, get out of my room now. I

to bed.

Okay.

Bye.

And we need to study tomorrow, too. My midterm is literally in two weeks.