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Ugh, God.

Ugh, I just need to get some sleep. I'm so fucking tired.

Oh, let's see.

Um, there's only one bed.

Don't worry about it. It's one night. It's not going to be a big deal. We're

both going to get a good night's sleep. We'll put this over here.

There's a mirror on the ceiling!

Oh, that's kind of cool. I don't know. What's cool about it? No, it's pretty

cool. What?

How is that cool?

I wonder what that is.

I wonder if I could get that off. Jesus.

What is this place? Like an hourly rental?

How much an hour is this? You know what? It's not.

Just don't be such a prude and a snob. Just get your stuff together.

It's 1 .56 in the morning. I have got to get some sleep. You have an interview

in the morning. You've got to get that job. You understand, right, Charlie? I'm

going to sleep good staring at myself.

Listen, listen, you're not going to carry anything.

You're just going to, if I had an eye mask, if I had my eye mask, it's in the,

oh, I left it in the car.

In the car?

Is it even going to be ready in the morning? Yeah, they said the tire would

in in the morning. You know what? We're in the middle of nowhere. What are we

going to do?

Johnny, Johnny, don't worry about it.

God.

All right.

Do you have something to sleep in?

Yeah, I got shorts.

Okay, fine.

Then just, you know, just.

Calm down. I'm going to go get ready for bed. You just meditate or something.

Whatever you've got to do, just meditate.

And, you know, be asleep in ten minutes and don't worry about it. Ten minutes.

All right. My yoga retreat's in the morning.

I can't wait for my yoga retreat.

You're really just... Oh, yeah. That's probably...

Yeah! You know, it's actually a good thing that my yoga retreat was on the

you know, to, or your interview is on the way to my yoga retreat, because

going to work out great.

You know, with you not having a car and all. You know, I'm not judging and I'm

not saying anything.

I know, I know, circumcision.

You're going to get this job. We're going to think positively. You're going

move out of the house.

Your dad's going to be proud of you and everything. So don't, you know, don't

worry about it.

God.

Did you say something?

No. Okay. No, no.

I guess it's okay.

I'm not even washing my face because I don't even have any makeup. It's all in

fucking car.

Holy shit, I can't believe I didn't grab my bag. I just grabbed my beach bag.

Where is my head?

I'm asleep.

Hey, if you have to go number two, go down to the lobby, okay?

I'm not going to go number two.

Not going to fall asleep.

You know, I usually sleep on that high, but...

Look at that, it's like bunk beds.

Do you think that light's ever going to go out on the porch?

I could call it now.

I'm so tired.

I'm so tired, I'm just going to go to sleep.

It's kind of chilly in here.

Wait, you're... Why are you getting so close?

My feet are cold.

Why are you so close?

It's cold!

You know what?

Screw this. I'm going to... Sorry.

Okay.

Okay.

Well, that's broken.

I told you it was by the hour. These sheets are really uncomfortable.

Yeah.

It's hot. You turn down the air.

Don't look.

Just sleep.

Don't look. Mirror here.

Don't look there.

You are never going to get a good night's sleep if you don't be quiet and

sleep. Johnny.

This is bad.

get cold. I'm just going to turn down the... No, no, no, no. Just stay there.

Okay,

just stick with me. Here you go.

That's nice.

Johnny?

Yeah.

You've got an erection, don't you?

I mean,

yeah, like... Oh, my God.

Yeah. Okay, well, this is awkward.

Um... Okay.

Put it out of your mind to try to go to sleep.

You know, maybe this wasn't the best idea.

I told you, one bed, mirror, and you're... Okay.

Naked.

Yeah, I didn't really think about that.

Um...

Try to make it go away.

I've got to get some sleep.

Just make it go away.

Yeah, just think positive thoughts about making it go away and getting a good

night's sleep.

I have that yoga retreat tomorrow.

The girls are counting on me.

You've got that job. Oh, fuck.

Jesus. All right, all right. Wait, wait, wait. Let's see how bad the problem is.

I mean, it's... Oh, shit. Yeah.

Can you just sleep?

Can you just make it, like, can you just try to not think about it? And it'll

probably go away.

Maybe just work on it yourself.

Just lay there like that.

Okay,

this is not a memory foam mattress. I can feel every move you're making. I am

never going to get to sleep.

I'm not going to go away.

Let me think, let me think, let me think.

You know, sometimes your dad just rubs it against me.

Just, like, just kind of rub it, you know, like, yeah. Sometimes your dad

like, rubs it, yeah. And then, like, I just, like, yeah, like this.

Like that, yeah.

And, like, oh, boy.

It's kind of hot. Now I understand why the mirror's up there.

Okay, well, that's not really making.

What time is that? Oh, my God. It's late.

13 in the morning.

I'm going to go get that job.

I'm going to go and treat.

Maybe if I help you a little bit like that.

Like that. Yeah,

like that.

Does that?

I mean, that.

That helps.

This is really awkward.

I'm not going to be able to sleep.

We've got to get some sleep.

Maybe if you just...

You know, I hate to do this, but maybe just put it in, you know, like, just

of a little bit to, like, maybe just a little bit.

Oh, boy.

Is it working?

It's working for me.

to go down now.

Okay.

Let's just try to forget this ever happened.

You know, I'm going to just get over here.

Should we get a towel?

Yeah.

We're never going to talk about this ever again.

I don't know what happened. It was.

This is really a bad idea.

We should have just backed up the fucking turnstile.