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They are totally out of fucking control. One's worse than the other one.

If they ruin my dinner party tonight, I'm going to be so pissed off.

No. His kids are, they're so inconsiderate. They eat everything in

refrigerator. I know it's only three months that they're home for the summer,

but you know what? I don't think I'm going to last three months.

I married their dad.

I did not marry them.

If I don't kill them both, it's going to be a miracle.

I'll borrow the key.

Great.

They took the hide key.

Fuckers.

No, I'm going to have to call you back later.

I've got to get into the house. I've got frozen food.

All right. Yeah, 7 .30.

7 .30. Okay.

See you then.

Yeah, I know. If I don't turn gray by then. Bye.

Thank God.

I've got frozen groceries in here.

There we go.

Let's put frozen stuff in first.

Shit. Okay.

Fuck, I'm stuck.

Hey, is anybody home? Seriously, I need help.

I've got frozen food here.

Okay.

What's this at?

Oh, tea.

Oh, thank God you're home. Can you help me get unstuck?

No, let me try your arm. Okay. Maybe you just push?

Just... Push. What are you stuck on?

I don't know. There must be... Oh, you know what? It's from Christmas

decorations. The nail... Oh.

Well, you know what? Let me move this thing here.

What are you moving? No, no. Don't move anything. I'm... There you go. Okay. Oh,

cool. Good. We're good.

Okay. Push.

No. I can almost do that.

Nope. Maybe you just hoist my legs up through.

Oh, really?

Oh, seriously.

This is ridiculous.

You know what?

Don't suggest cutting my blouse. I just bought it. Do you want me to get the

scissors? No.

Don't. No. You're stuck right there on that thing.

Stuck there too? Yeah. It's like hung.

There's a zipper. Pull the zipper just a little bit. See if you can maybe.

Maybe that'll help a little bit. There we go. There we go. Okay.

Now push.

Push. Push. Come on. You're stronger than that. Push.

Push. I'm just going to pull this up. Hold on. Fuck.

Okay. Stop. Okay. Now you're being a pervert.

You want to get out of here now? Yes, I do want to get out.

Just... Oh, my God. Okay, let me get my leg up. Let me just see if maybe if I

can... Right there.

If I can just... Oh, I'm almost there.

I'm almost there. I'm almost there. Oh, thank God.

T! What?

Was that your tongue?

No.

Maybe.

T, come on.

You're a pig. You are an absolute pig.

Come on. Oh, my God. Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, my God.

This is how we get out. Your father's going to kill you.

Oh, good.

Damon, thank God.

Okay, can you get me unstuck from this nail without ripping my blouse? You're

stuck in the window?

I'm stuck in the window. Your brother's trying to take advantage of me out here.

He's actually doing things I can't even talk about out here.

Did you just come from the grocery store?

Yeah, I did.

Did you get any cocoa puffies? No, I didn't get cocoa puffies. You didn't get

any cocoa puffies? They're frozen vegetables. Can you put them in the

Oh, you didn't get any cocoa puffies. There might be ice cream in there.

But there's no Cocoa Puppies! Please, guys.

Boys. Boys, come on, please. Hey. Please, just help me. Remember what we

talking about last week?

Oh, yeah, we did say we would do this together, didn't we?

Looks like you've got a good angle right now. I have a great angle.

What are you doing?

You have a great angle. Why do you guys have up your sleeves?

Come on, boys, just help me. It's hot and I've got a dinner party tonight.

Oh, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

No. No. Okay, okay. I've had enough now.

I've had enough.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What are you boys doing?

Okay, Damon, you're better than this. I expect this from your brother. He's

better than this. Help me out. Just help me out.

I'll help you inside this. No, come on. Oh, my God, boys. You guys, come on.

This isn't right.

I'm telling your father.

You can live in there a little bit. She's really stuck.

I'm really stuck. I can't get out. Come on. Be the good boy.

Be the good boy. Let's go. Come on. Damon, do you have an erection? Oh, my

Do you have an erection?

Are you kidding me?

Are you fucking kidding me? This is... No.

No.

Oh, no.

No. No.

Okay.

This is not... I'm going to bite it. Don't bite it. Okay, I won't bite it.

Okay, I'm only going to do this until you guys finish, and then you have to

me out. You promise?

Only if you get us Cocoa Puppies. I will get you Cocoa Puppies, and you will let

me out. You got it?

Promise? Swear.

Swear. We'll help you out. Promise.

We promise.

I meant help out from this side, not that side.

This is horrible. What if the neighbors see it?

I don't know. What if the neighbors see it?

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

I can't get his lunch.

You too.

This isn't right, boys.

This isn't right. I don't think your mother raised you this way.

Oh, my God.

Dinner is now going to be so late.

Oh, my God. Get that penis out of me. I'm serious, boys.

You know those frozen vegetables are starting to melt.

I heard we're having stuffed lasagna tonight.

It's not funny.

It's a little hot out there.

It's cold in here. The AC's kicking.

I know.

Oh, thank God. You guys are going to help me out? Okay, good.

Yeah, sure.

Put my shirt down so that we can see it.

Okay.

Oh, good. Thank you.

Oh, Tina, you too. No, please.

Oh,

Tina.

No.

I think she likes it.

Don't make a mess on the cushion.

you guys should do this.

What are you doing?

Nothing. I was trying to do a workout in and, you know, I can't do it. I can't

do it by myself.

What do you mean you can't do it by yourself?

Well, I had a trainer before, but your father said that things were getting

tight. So, you know, he canceled my membership at the gym. He canceled my

trainer. Canceled the gym membership?

Yeah, everything. And it pisses me off because he still does golfing.

What a cheap bastard.

Yeah, I'm not real happy about it. But, I don't know. I've been trying to do

what my trainer taught me.

I'm just not very good at it.

All right, well, what's your problem? Are you trying to work on your thighs?

What are you trying to do?

Well, you know, I'd like to get a little bit more tone.

Yeah? You know, stretching is like a big thing for me. I'm so not limber.

All right, all right. My muscles are always so tight.

Yeah? Well, it just so happens I work out a lot.

I know. Dad didn't cancel my membership.

Whoa. Because he loves me.

That's not shocking.

Just kidding. You want me to help you out a little bit, though?

Sure.

All right, let's do this.

You know what? I guess we have to start out with stretches if you're going to

work out, right?

Well, like I said, I'm super tight.

I can barely touch my toes. Well, let's see.

This is like... That's it. That's just... I told you.

Wait till you feel like my legs. My legs back here, they're just so tight.

Man, they really are.

I wasn't kidding.

Jeez. I told you.

You know what?

What's a good one to start?

I guess let's just, um, I guess we've got to stretch out your calves, right?

Yeah. You want to just lay down on your back? Maybe we'll stretch the calves out

a little bit?

Just like, okay.

Yeah.

Just, yeah, just lay down. Do you want the towel down or something?

You want the towel? Yeah, of course.

How about a little joggering around here?

Dogs? Never.

All right.

See you here, girl.

What do you want me to do?

Man, you are tight.

I told you.

That feel a little better? Yeah, a little better.

Oh, the floor's too hard on me. My back. Yeah, my lower back.

You sure?

Yeah. You want me to get, like, a pillow or something?

No, maybe we should go to, like, a carpeted area. A better carpeted area.

the only carpeted area I know about is the bedroom. You want to head that way

and get your stretches on there?

Yeah. Well, come here. Let's get that on.

I'm going to follow you.

Grab my girl.

All right.

I don't know why he... Yeah.

Hmm. Is that a rescue?

Yeah, especially since she's still not yours.

He loves me.

I'm not really sure why your dad did that.

You're not sure why I canceled the membership?

No.

You want to get down on the floor here and stretch out?

Isn't it just as hard?

It's probably just as hard.

I think my back would be much happier if we did it up here.

Is that okay?

It's a mattress.

Probably is better.

Well, it's a Tempur -Pedic, so it's really good.

It's a good mattress, right? Yeah.

So, I want to hear why I have a membership and you don't. That's a

good question.

Does that feel better? A little bit?

It's still really tight.

Man, you're freaking tight.

So, what's going on?

Well, I don't know. Your father, he may...

Or may not have found out that I slept with a trainer.

A trainer?

Or two.

Or two?

All right, less than a dozen.

What, are we somewhere in the middle?

Somewhere. Damn.

Maybe that's why.

Maybe. Yeah.

Wow.

Yeah.

Man. I can't stop working out. I mean. No, you can't.

So now you need a new trainer.

And I am not one for breaking traditions.

Well, I know money is tight for you, too. You just lost your job, so... It is

very tight. So I'm thinking... Hmm.

What am I thinking?

Can't break tradition. That's just bad.

You've been fucking all the trainers.

You need a trainer. Money's bad.

Pay me in sex.

What? Yeah? Yeah? Pay you in sex.

Yeah, see, money's tight. Get it? Yeah.

Don't you think that'll be weird?

Weird? Yeah.

Why?

Well, I mean... Because you're... Because you're a father.

What? Yeah.

No. That would never be weird.

It'd be weird if we broke tradition of fucking the trainer.

That's what would be weird.

That's the tight one, isn't it? It's really tight.

Jeez Louise.

Are you sure?

See, feel right here. Oh, man.

That. I told you. That is really tight.

It wasn't me.

Uh -huh.

What do you think? Huh?

Maybe? What do you think?

I think I'm already in. I'm committed.

I think I'm committed, too. I mean.

What's one more trainer, right? What's one more trainer? He can't find out

this one, though.

I would never tell him.

He would then take my gym membership.

That's unacceptable.

As long as you train me. Yeah.

Then you're good.

Nice.

Sorry if my feet stink a little.

Do they? No.

On my back.

Stop distracting me now. Yeah.

working out how we do

Yeah.

Hmm.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Mm.

back to those stretches.

You think that's good?

Yeah. I'm going to go get the shot ready.

Yeah, don't ever say anything to your dad. No, I wouldn't ever. He's like

mad at me.

What do you think about Monday, Wednesdays, and Fridays?

I think that's perfect.

Works out good?

Yeah. Go get the shot. Those are the days that your dad's gone.

And I know I planned that well, didn't I? Yeah, you did.

Alright, I'm going to go get the shot ready.

I knew I shouldn't have

fucking fallen asleep on the raft.

Where's my aloe at?

This isn't working.

What the hell's all the noise about?

What are you doing? Why do you have ice packs?

Do you hurt yourself?

No, kind of. I got a little sunburnt.

You don't look that bad.

No, it's not there. It's not the butt.

I cast out face down on my wrap and kind of...

Four hours later. So after I told you to put sunscreen on this morning before I

left for work, you burned your butt. Let me see how bad it is.

Let me see.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Okay. Hold on. I'm going to get some aloe vera. Here.

Get on your butt so I can get the aloe vera.

Okay. Okay.

I'm not doing that again.

I should just let you suffer.

That's not nice.

That's what I should do. I should let you suffer. No.

Because your dad would be so mad.

Okay.

Did you have a big game tomorrow?

Yeah. I've got to go to class first. That's going to be the hard part,

down all day.

Okay.

Just a little bit.

Ooh, it's cold.

That's menthol. Oh, that's why it burns. Yeah.

Oh my God, you are so pink.

You are going to be in so much pain. Your uniform isn't even good. Oh, my

I got to put on those tight baseball pants, too.

I hope I don't have to slide them on. I'm just going to tell my friends that I

had a home run or something.

Do we have any, like, donuts or something?

Maybe one of your dad's hammer -like donuts.

Oh, gross.

Okay. All right.

You burned anywhere else?

No.

Your toes are burnt? Yeah.

Okay.

You can actually get these yourself.

Ooh, that kind of feels good.

Okay.

All right. Well, I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

You just keep these on your ass, and maybe you'll feel better.

That does kind of feel good. Is there any other place you've got burnt?

Well, there is one other place that's a little burnt.

Okay.

What's that?

It's like raised kind of on the... Really? You burned your dick?

Burnt my dick, yeah. It's not really in the sun too much. Well, maybe I'll put

an ice pack on it.

Okay.

It's a little bit of aloe. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right.

Don't like it.

How many times have I told you not to lay out in the sun naked?

The neighbors complain. I should do it all the time.

You've seen me do it all the time? Yeah.

No, you don't. I don't lay out naked all the time. I've laid out naked once or

twice. Mr.

Johnson told me you were laying out naked yesterday.

Well, Mr. Smith told me you were laying out today.

Mr.

Smith likes to watch you lay out with your pee -pee out. That's terrible.

I know.

Well, okay,

that should be enough aloe.

I was just going to keep rubbing it. I was going to keep rubbing it.

Your balls didn't get burned. They got suntanned.

They're tender.

It's kind of tender. Okay, all right. Well, your dad is going to kill me

way, whether you have a son or you don't. I just realized what you were

and that's, yeah, dad, fuck it.

How burned is it?

I don't know. Maybe if you put it in your mouth it would feel better.

I put it in my mouth it would feel better?

Maybe just for a second.

What, our secret?

We have a lot of secrets, don't we?

We certainly do.

My mouth is kind of cold, isn't it?

As long as it's...

That's better than the aloe.

Is it better than the aloe? Yeah.

Hey,

wait a minute. If I'm doing this for you, what are you going to do for me?

You don't burn, do you?

No,

but I could use something else done.

I think you're the only one who gets a special treatment today.

Apparently not.

Oh, my God.

I need to get burnt more often.

Yeah, you do.

Oh, no,

no, no, no, no. Let your ass down. It hurts.

It hurts?

Lay down and stay still.

I think you need to air your butt out. You need to come over here and get

me. Okay.

Yeah.

Like that.

Oh, wow.

Get some air flowing on that thing.

Oh, yeah.

Did your peepee feel better? Oh, my peepee feels a lot better.

Oh,

yeah.

I'm sure it's feeling better now.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, your peepee feels better now?

Uh -huh.

Just like that.

Am I rubbing some good lotion on him? Uh -huh.

Yeah, you gotta stop burning your butt.

This is the third time this week.

I'm definitely going to hit some hormones.

I'll be in the CS group for you.

That's it. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

come for me, I won't tell your father.

Are you fucking with me?

Would you fucking come over?

Would you spray my tits?

sleep on your stomach.

Just set them down there. Put it over here? Yeah, just set them down there.

Okay.

Okay, that's done.

That's done.

Was that the last one, or do you need anything?

No, that's the last one.

Okay. I'm just about finished getting things done. Okay, cool.

I really appreciate your help. No, it's okay. Is there anything else that you

need me to help with before the party's done, or are you good?

Where's the bag, though?

Where's the box?

There was a bag. There was one more bag?

Yes. Background of the car?

Yes, and then when you come back, I still need you to help me with one more

thing. Oh, okay. I need your opinion on what I need to wear tonight. Okay, let

me, um, I will grab it, and then I'll be right back, okay?

All right, sounds good.

Uh,

Jumae? Yeah? I couldn't find that bag you were talking about.

Oh. Are you here?

No, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I forgot I got it already. Oh,

okay. So, am I good to go?

Yeah, you're good, but you've got to come in here.

What's that?

I still need you for one more thing.

Oh, okay. You want me to wait out here?

Yeah, just have a seat on the bed. I'll be out in just a sec.

Oh, okay.

Sure, no problem.

So, can you shut the door real quick?

Yeah.

Is everything okay?

It will be. It's okay.

Okay.

Yeah, sorry. I couldn't... I looked all over for the bag. I couldn't find one.

No problem.

This is what I need some help with.

I need to make sure my asset is okay for tonight.

Do you think it's doable?

Or should I just wear my robe? No, no, no, no.

Is it with the robe or with that?

I like the whole thing.

Why don't you just get comfortable right there, and I'll show you the whole

thing.

Come on, get comfortable.

Is, um, no one's coming here?

No. Party time isn't till late.

Where's, um, where's, uh, where's your husband?

Oh, he's on a business trip.

So it's just fine and it's just neat and new.

So what do you think? Is the hose too much?

The red and the black's good?

It's amazing.

Or maybe I shouldn't have these on.

You're going to take it off.

Oh, stockings are nice, huh?

There's more things that are nice too.

I think you've always liked her, haven't you?

Holy shit.

um um

Didn't take you long to learn how to do that, did it?

Let me show you.

How good does that feel, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

You want a tissue?

Take this pen.

I'm not you.

You don't put your cock in my mouth.

Oh, you taste so good.

You like that, don't you? Huh?

Oh,

I can't believe you like to.

Yeah, bring me that cup.

Yeah.

Oh, it's all wet.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to put it on your face.

for me.

I want it, I want it.

need you for later. I need you for cleanup.

Take this nice hard cock of yours in the shower for me.

Get cleaned up.

America.

Hey, Damon.

I didn't know you were home.

I was just getting my name shown.

Oh, those are nice.

You're shopping, huh?

Yeah, um, would you mind, um, I picked some things up for your father and my

anniversary and usually I have a girlfriend or two with me and... I

anything on. Would you mind?

Daddy gave his credit card again, didn't he? Of course he did.

Those are nice.

Thanks.

So would you mind?

Would I mind?

Yeah. I'm okay with that. Are you sure? Yeah, that's fine.

I like it. It looks pretty nice.

This is all new for me. I haven't really done it.

I feel like it's kind of a little bit racy.

That's the diabetic, so...

You sure you don't mind?

Uh, it's fine.

Nothing I haven't seen before. All right, turn around.

For your eye.

No licking.

Do you have any idea when he's going to be home?

He said he's on the ninth hole, so probably nine more holes, probably two

Oh, wow.

Hopefully he doesn't come in when I'm doing this. I don't want him to get

weirded out or anything.

I like red. It looks good on you.

Thank you.

You're not supposed to be looking.

Can I look yet?

Not yet.

So what do you think?

I like it. Yeah?

Yeah.

Not too racy?

Not too bad. I think it actually looks good with those heels on, too.

Okay, hold on.

Yeah, a little... So nervous. A little more depth.

Are you going to catch some golf later?

Not today.

Not today.

All right.

Now what do you think?

A little spin.

Wow.

What do you think? Is it good? I think I like it.

Yeah. Yeah.

Wow. Not too much? No, I haven't seen anything like that before.

I'm sure you haven't. I do.

But you need to have the same taste, so. Yeah.

So it's not too tight anywhere?

I'd say the tighter the better.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

I like that.

Why don't you try on the blue one?

Which one?

Whatever you like. The teal one or the royal? Whatever you like.

I like red, white, and blue. You can't go wrong. All right.

Turn around.

You know, Father's really happy to have you home from school.

That's what he calls me.

Yeah.

I am too. I like when he's happy, then I'm happy.

Happy what? Happy life, right?

That's what they say. Why do you think I get the credit card all the time?

It doesn't work for me.

It's not supposed to work for you.

Now this one I'll wear with, don't look.

This one I'll wear with some thigh highs.

I like the sound of that.

Okay, what do you think? Cute?

Or do you like the red one better?

Holy shit.

I like that one a lot. Yeah?

This, I can't.

That does something to me. I don't know what, but pretty.

Well, you know.

If you don't mind, your father, um, he likes to see me from the back.

Uh -huh.

So, what do you think?

Um, I can't even think right now.

Can I touch this?

Does it look good?

Uh -huh.

Looks great.

Heels too?

I see why daddy hates you.

Of course.

Oh no.

Looks like it's giving you an erection.

How'd that happen?

Might be a mistake, but let's take care of it, huh?

Before your father gets home? Yes, he gives us an hour.

Laudrey always looks better on the floor.

Fully noted.

No more heels?

Yeah,

definitely something going on down there.

That's quite the end there.

Hurry though, okay? We only have like an hour.

Hopefully more. I'm going with that and watching these.

That's one good purchase you made on the credit card.

Uh -uh.

Just like that.

Oh, wow.

Oh,

God.

I'm going to rub it on my titties.

I'm going to fantasize about this forever.

I've never seen.

after your father.