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Boy,

you really look pretty today.

Oh, Billy.

I mean it. You look great. Do you really have to go?

Of course I have to go.

Why?

Billy, there'll be plenty of weekends for us.

Why don't we just say that this is my weekend?

That's being selfish.

No, it's not.

Oh, no? The first weekend your parent goes away in four months, and you have

go away with a bunch of girls? I have to go away, or I won't get my badge.

Oh, I get it. That badge is more important than I am. It's not more

It's just important, that's all. If you really loved me, you wouldn't go.

I do love you, Billy, but I'm going.

Can't we do something before you go?

Billy, what do you mean?

You know.

No, I don't know.

Now who's being selfish?

You don't love me. Yes, I do. No, you don't. Yes, I do. No, you don't. Yes, I

do. No, you don't. Yes, I do love you. Then prove it.

I can't. We can do it fast.

Now who's being selfish? It's going to be a long weekend.

Oh, Billy.

I'm only thinking of you.

Since when do you think of me?

Would you put your hand on me down there? I'm scared.

I promise nothing will happen.

That's what you always say, and then you can't stop.

You're too young.

That's all we get. Don't kiss, don't hug, don't squeeze, don't pet.

You're too young. You better forget about love.

I'm coming, Mom.

Wait till you're grown.

That's what they say.

Just keep those hungry wolves away.

When I'm old enough, I really want to know about love.

We're so eager.

We're so eager.

We have to love you right tonight.

Come on, come on.

Yes, we certainly were going to leave without you. You must learn to be

like all eager beavers. Now, this is... I'm sorry, but I slept late.

Oh.

Are you in?

Yes, I'm in.

All right.

So what are we going to do this weekend?

Oh, you have all kinds of choices. You're going to love this place, ladies.

Are we going bike riding?

Yes.

Mr. Robert, if you spent more time managing this hotel and less time

we might not be losing so much money around here.

Yes, ma 'am. Now you get rid of that chair and straighten that tie.

Sonia, pick that up.

There she goes again, blaming me for everything.

How about the price of gasoline?

Unions? Welfare cheats?

No, no.

Blame everything on me.

Blame everything on Arnold.

Oh, Tony.

Oh, Sonya.

Oh, Sonya.

Oh.

I love the way you do that.

I think I'm so joined.

Oh, that would be nice.

I think so. Mm -hmm. The accent's all right. Yeah, I know.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Oh, that's great.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

of the opposite sex. Really?

Oh, I'm scared.

What's the matter with the car?

Why are you doing this?

Wait, do we have enough gear?

What's the matter?

What if we get stuck out here now?

Girls, relax now.

Buckworthy, you ain't going to believe this.

Buckworthy,

wait.

Buckworthy, come here. Look at this.

Calm down, bud. What's going on here? You just ain't going to believe it.

Customers, bud. We got customers.

Yes, ma 'am.

Now you greet him and I'll go find Mr. Roberts.

Right in there, that's it.

You're looking awful good tonight.

Oh, he is really cute.

I wonder if there's any secret patents in there. I don't know.

We can go up behind and see.

Mindy, Mindy, Mindy.

This is really cute.

I'm Buddy Boggins, leader of the eager beavers.

Our van broke down on the way to camp down the road a bit. I wondered if you

might have accommodation for our group this evening.

I ain't got nothing to do with that, but I'll go get Mr. Roberts.

Mr. Roberts?

Mr.

Roberts, will you come here?

Peggy? Oh, I'm coming.

All right, Peggy, you may go to the bathroom.

Now, you three girls.

Beth, Natalie, Mindy.

Mindy, no more exhibitions like before, please.

Pick it up. Oh, yeah?

I want to beat you and everybody else.

You're full of shit.

Definitely, definitely. Watch your tongue.

They all.

I'm going to win it.

Mr. Roberts.

Yes, I am. You know, they're looking all over for you upstairs.

The maid.

I understand.

My name is Boggins.

Roberts.

I'm leading my troop of eager beavers up to camp, but unfortunately my van broke

down along the road, and I wondered if, well, perhaps the camp will send the

bus, but if need be, could you accommodate our group tonight?

No accommodations.

Why, of course we have accommodations.

I am Miss Buckworthy.

Buddy Buck.

How do you do? Nice to meet you.

Now, you help him with his bags, and I'll see you in the dining room

Ladies, ladies.

That's Mr. Roberts. Ladies, this is our proprietor, Mr.

Roberts, and our host for the evening.

Hello, everybody. I want to welcome you to this hotel. It is very nice to have

you here. Well, thank you very much. Let's get you to your room. Can we look

around the house? Mindy, now, please, Mindy, be a good girl. Come on. Good

Active children, you know.

Yes, yes, yes. Go.

Peggy, you've been to the bathroom already.

There's a bathroom upstairs, Peggy. Go, go, go.

Sit up. Oh, that's very good. Nice adventure here, girls. Sit up. You'll

your room is waiting for you.

Nice to see you.

Thank you.

Please.

Find your rooms right to the left.

Sorry. Hey, Peggy.

Hi, Dad. What a dump. Yeah.

This place is really disgusting.

You know, I caught that guy looking at my dress when I was walking up the

stairs. Why was he looking up your dress?

Peggy, you should have seen what Brian did to me last week.

He got me in the back of the car and put his fingers between my legs.

Why would a guy want to do a thing like that?

Well, you think that's bad? I put my hand on a guy's thing before.

You did?

Sure, I even moved my hand up and down.

What's his thing?

You know, sweetheart, his dick.

You see, a boy has a thing between his legs, just like a finger. You know, it

hangs there like a finger.

That's when they get excited.

It stands straight like this.

And then you get your hands, put it round this thing, and jerk it up and

Why do you have to jerk it up and down?

You jerk it up and down so it shakes loose.

Shake what loose?

It's cream, silly.

What kind of cream is that?

Boy's cream. The boy's cream. Boy's cream?

And see, that's our job in life.

To take out all the cream.

You don't have to be so smart. I was only asking the question.

Oh, God, she

really is stupid.

She's too young to understand.

Mr. Roberts, would you please explain some of these expenditures here?

Let's see, petty cash, $20, three times a day. Now, what is that for?

Yeah, well, that's, you know... Hey, Artie. Yes, yes. Look at this mess here.

Now, who owns that van outside?

Oh, he's talking about Mr. Boggins. Yeah, well, you're going to have to tell

that at least he's going to have to stay in the shop a couple of days. I think

you better tell him. You go get him, Mr. Roberts, and then take your dinner.

I'll talk to you later about this.

So, Michael, how come you're not married by now?

I don't know. I just... I guess the girls don't go for me.

Oh, I don't believe that.

We got a lot of girls staying in this hotel tonight. I bet one of them would

make you a fine wife.

Mr. McCorvey?

Do you know where Mr. Buggy is? He's in the dining room, child.

Ooh, you're filthy.

Who are you?

This is Mike. He's going to help you fix your van.

Oh, good. Does that mean we can go home tonight?

No way. No, I was going to stay in the shop a couple of days.

Is Buck worthy?

I finished my chores. Can I go home now?

Why, sure you can, bud.

What are you looking at? You'll know when you grow up.

Bud! You bully!

Bitch!

How dare you say something like that?

You watch yourself, buster!

Oh, yeah?

Well, I've had enough of you, dirty old hag. I don't want this job in this lousy

hotel. And Arnie's no better either.

You better check that cash register and see what he's been doing with that

goddamn major guy. You stingy old hag.

Well, then get out of here now, bust if I break your teeth!

It's not worth it.

Thank you for sticking up for me.

Oh, it's all right.

Gosh, you're a big boy.

And I appreciate what you did out there for me. I didn't want to see you get

hurt. That's nice.

You know, I feel kind of strange. I mean, I feel really good.

I've never felt this way before.

How do you feel?

I feel great.

Michael?

Would you like to love me?

Are you kidding?

No, I'm serious.

What's wrong? Are you afraid of girls?

You're not going to believe this, but, well, I usually don't,

never done anything like this with a girl before.

You haven't?

You've never been with a girl before?

I'll see.

They're so good.

I can't believe it.

Um.

Beautiful. Oh, so beautiful.

Oh, so nice.

Be the best experience you've ever had.

You know you'll be there.

Terrific.

You're delicious, Doc.

You're taking notice of these silly bitches.

You're gorgeous.

Definitely.

That's gorgeous.

Oh, I believe you now.

Who is it?

Just a moment.

Yes. Oh, Peggy, Peggy, come in, come in.

What a nice surprise.

What is it, dear?

I hope I'm not bothering you, Mr. Fox.

Not at all, not at all, dear. How can I help?

I've got a very important question to ask you.

Well, I see. Well, listen, come right over here. Sit down where it's

comfortable.

That's it. Sit down where it's comfortable.

There we are. Now, how can I be of help?

I have a very important question for you, Mr. Boggins. Yes?

Well, me and the girls were talking. The girls and I. The girls and I were

talking and... Yeah?

Where does cream come from?

Cream?

Well, cows give cream. I mean, cows give milk, and from milk we make cream, and

ice cream, and yogurt, butter, all those good things.

I... I mean boy cream.

Boy cream?

You know, Peggy, this is something you should discuss with your parents.

Well, I can see why I better have a talk with the girl. You promised, Mr.

Barkins, you promised.

You said that if there's anything I don't understand, I could come and ask

Well, Peggy, I know, but really, I don't know how to answer your question.

Please, Mr.

Barkins, please.

Mr. Barkins.

Well.

Yes, boys do make cream, but only on special occasions. You mean like

Well, no.

Mr. Boggins. Look, Mr. Boggins. Look, there it is.

There's the thing. Look, Mr. Boggins. I want to see it.

Please. No, no. Come on.

I know how to help you.

You move it like this and you pull it till the cream comes out.

I want to see a cream. It's very interesting. Now, I think we have to go.

Doesn't it feel better?

It does feel better.

I know. Oh,

Mr. Barkins, it's all so swollen.

You know, Peggy, sometimes I have to do that myself.

It can take a rather long time.

Well, that's all right. I've got all the patience in the world.

I do know a better way.

Really? I knew you would.

Yes, well, you see, by creating suction, you can ease the congestion.

How? Well, by putting your mouth on it.

Like this?

Exactly.

Oh, you have such nice, pretty, full lips,

Peggy.

Thank you, Mr. Boggins. Are you creaming yet?

No, no.

Just keep working, Peggy.

I'm sorry. I can't make a cream, Mr. Boggins. Oh, don't you worry. You're a

pretty little empty head.

If that doesn't work, I know another way.

Another thing? Really?

Can we do it?

Well, we'll see.

No wonder you're a master beaver and I'm just a little scout.

Well, when you get to be my age, it's not brain, but experience.

Now, let's try something else.

You know what we're going to do?

What? When you have a perfect spot for my swollen mouth.

Peggy, let's take your top off. You'll be much more comfortable.

Thank you, Mr. Barkins.

My pleasure.

What are you doing?

You okay?

Mm -hmm.

How did you survive this?

Very much.

Oh, Mr.

Barkins, that tickles.

But it feels kind of nice.

Well, how can you clean this one, Mr. Barkins?

That feels good, Mr.

Buckingham.

Mr. Boggins, I hope I don't have to pay.

Yes, I hope so.

There's one hit, sir.

One hit.

The girl's cream, too. That's right.

But you never see it. I think it's working.

You mean it's going to cream? I think so.

Oh, man, he has a heart attack or something.

Boy, is that how cream is.

That's a little cream.

That's man cream.

Can I touch it?

Yes,

of course.

Please.

You feel good?

Mr. Boggins?

Yes, what is it? Oh, Mr.

Boggins, are you all right? It sounds like you were in pain or something.

Oh, no, no, yes, I'm fine. Just an old war wound acting up.

But I have medication.

I'm fine.

Well, all right, then.

Really, I'm fine. Thank you. Good night.

But if you need any help, I won't be too far.

Oh, that's very kind. Thank you.

Good night, now.

Nobody must know what happened here tonight. I'm not going to tell all the

girls. No, no, no, please.

The girls mustn't know about my condition.

Well, in that case, then I won't tell anybody.

But if you ever need me, you can always come to my room and get me.

Oh, thank you.

Hurry, hurry, dear, hurry, please. Put your shirt on.

That's a good girl. Hurry, hurry. Come on now. Come on, hurry, hurry.

Please, do not worry.

What are you doing?

What are you doing there? Are you all right?

Can I help you?

You're really stupid, aren't you?

Don't you know what I'm doing?

No. Don't you ever rub yourself down there?

My mother told me if I've ever tried it, I'd go blind.

But it feels good.

Haven't you ever done this before?

Well, only once.

And how did it make you feel?

I didn't do it long enough to know, really.

My mother started to come into the room.

And that's when she yelled at me, never to touch myself down there.

Well, I do it all the time.

I just lie back and I rub myself really slow.

Oh, and then I start rubbing a little bit harder and faster.

Oh, and I press a little bit harder.

Pretty soon my whole body just goes crazy.

It's like I'm going to faint and then I just relax.

You know, it really helps you release a lot of tension. Like if you have a bad

day at school or something, you ought to do it more often.

Because I sense that you really need something to help you loosen up.

Sometimes I do feel kind of tense.

Could you teach me?

Come here.

Let me see what we have to work with here.

Just put your hand on the outside of your hand.

Your heart's not in it. I mean, push harder.

Just rub like this.

Yeah. How does that feel?

It feels strange.

It's making my panties wet.

Keep rubbing. Keep rubbing harder.

Yeah, like that.

I'm getting to feel good.

Here, feel mine.

Put some in my mind. See, it's nice and hard. because I've been rubbing it for a

long time.

Oh, yeah, that feels good.

Oh,

God.

See right there.

Doesn't that feel good right there?

Yeah, I like it.

Imagine what that would feel like if I did it for a real long time.

My body probably would begin to tingle, too.

I hope so.

I'd hate to think that you couldn't get off.

Come a little closer. Let me have a better look at it. Should I take my

off? Yeah, I think so. That's probably a good idea.

Now, spread your legs. And your mother's not around, so you don't have a thing

to worry about, really. I promise I'm not going to tell anybody.

You know, sometimes when I'm riding the bus downtown...

I rub myself through my dress.

One time this man was even looking at me and I didn't.

You know what feels really good is when you let a boy do it. You let boys do it?

You let boys touch you?

Sure. All the time.

Does it make you nervous?

No. Well, a little at first, but you get used to it. Doesn't that hurt?

Sometimes you have to ask them to be gentle.

You know how boys are.

Got any boys you could turn me on to?

You could probably find someone.

Somebody would experience it. They all have experience.

I don't know. They figure it out earlier than we do, I think. Maybe because it's

on the outside instead of on the inside.

Not bad, huh? Great. Oh, and sometimes when no one's in the bathroom but me,

I'll just put my pussy right under the water and let it run on its own.

And that feels so good.

It's warm water running all over.

Oh, that gets me up right away. Have you ever put your tongue down there?

Wouldn't it feel good to have a wet tongue right there?

You want to try it?

Can I?

If I get scared, do you mind if I pull you away?

Just let me try it, okay? Just relax. I'm not going to hurt you, really.

You sure?

Mm -hmm.

Oh.

This is fun.

That's kind of funny.

I wonder if this is why those ladies always have all those small dogs.

Dogs?

It's so good.

It tastes really good, too.

Would you do it to me?

Please? I'd like to try that.

You're not going to be too nervous now.

Do I bite?

I hope not.

You make me feel so silly.

Well, you are. You're really dumb, but I bet you eat good.

Just put your tongue right here.

I see.

I have a feeling you can really learn a lot.

That's perfect.

That's good.

Here.

That's right.

Put it right there.

Put your mouth on it and suck it.

Yeah.

Lick it. Lick it with the tip of your tongue.

Help me, please.

Oh, God.

Did I really?

You learned pretty fast.

I told you it was fun.

What happened there for a moment?

You want to find out?

Yeah.

Oh. Oh, excuse me.

What are you doing here?

What do you want?

Get out of here. I'm sorry. I didn't know this room was that busy. Get out of

here. Yeah, beat it.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Oh, by the way, we're having dinner in an hour.

Come in. It's open.

Sorry to interrupt.

Come in. Door's open.

Hi. Sorry to interrupt.

You're not interrupting. What I'm here for.

What can I do for you?

It's a little embarrassing.

Yes, but you... You knew I could help.

How can I help? What can I do for you?

I've got a sliver in me.

Are you kidding? I mean, how can I help you? Yeah, what can I do?

Some jerk stuffed up the toilets, and I was wondering if there was another one

around here I could use.

Oh, another toilet.

Yeah, well, you go down the hall, make a right, and then... What am I saying?

You can use mine. It's right here.

You sure it wouldn't be a bother?

That's what I'm here for. Go ahead.

Thank you.

Excuse me.

It's right there. I got it on one of those toilet seats.

Ah, yes, my dear.

That could be serious.

You better let me see.

Bend over a little more.

That's it.

Ah, this may hurt a little bit.

There it is.

Got it.

You'll live, my dear.

Thank you, Dr. Roberts.

Is there any way I could repay you?

Thanks a lot, Mr. Roberts.

You're a lifesaver.

What

happened?

Too tragic. I can't talk about it, though, ma 'am. No, I owe you so much.

do it.

Oh, you poor man.

Can I be that woman, that woman you loved, just for tonight?

Can I?

Oh, it's too much to ask. No, it's not. Please let me do it.

Can I?

Can I?

You would?

I would.

Would you?

I will.

Then walk me.

It's coming my mouth. Yeah.

I'm in now.

What do I do?

I thought I heard somebody down here.

What are you reading?

Oh, that's great.

Boy, that is really great. I've read that three times. And I want to tell

this is one book where I think the film is better than the book.

So, how come you're down here, you're reading, and you can't sleep?

I'm kind of sad.

Oh, yeah? Why?

We were supposed to go on a camping trip.

Oh, yeah?

And I don't think we'll be able to go.

Why?

The van broke down.

Oh.

And does it really mean a lot to you?

Yes. A real lot?

Well, I got good news for you.

What's that? I just heard Mr. Boggins, you know, your chaperone? Well, he was

speaking with the camp director.

And they're sending a bus for you first thing in the morning. So you're going to

make it. Oh, really?

Yeah.

Really? Now how do you feel?

Oh, thanks to you, I think I'll be able to sleep tonight.

Oh.

Good night.

Is something wrong, dear?

No, ma 'am. All right. Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite.

Thank you.

Now, what was that all about?

What?

Mr. Roberts, I am disappointed in you.

I've had complaints about you popping in and out of those girls' rooms all

night. Me? Yes, you. Now, if you don't stop this nonsense, I'm going to have to

let you go, just like I let Sonia go.

You let Sonia go? Yes, I did. Why? There was money missing from the cash

register.

The lady's a thief.

She sure is.

Now, I expect you to mend your ways, and if you have anything more to discuss

with me, uh...

I'll be in my room.

Her room.

Ha.

Goodbye, Sonia.

Arnie. Arnie. You fool.

What were you doing outside like that? You could have been killed.

Don't ask.

You rest now.

I'll be nearby.

Don't go.

I must.

You be safe.

Please. Don't you know what you have come to see?

I never loved a woman so much or waited so long.

I love you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Huh?

Huh?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, don't cry.

You know I have to.

Oh, Arnie, what would I do without you?

What would the girls say?

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

There's always another tomorrow.

Miss Buckworthy, it's I, Arnold.

Who is it?

It's me, Arnold.

Oh, dude.

Good morning, Arnie.

Hurry along.

Oh, there we are.

Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.

Have a great trip.

Good morning, Jackson. Good morning,

Peggy. Good morning. There we are. All right, girls. Hurry along now.

Good morning.

Oh, good morning.

You know, I wanted to tell you I had a great time last night.

Oh, you did?

But I wanted to apologize to you for, you know, for yelling at you and

everything. Oh, it's all right. It's all right. It was the nicest way I was ever

yelled at.

Oh, girl.

There we go.

What I wanted to ask you was... Yes?

Would you be interested?

We might have an opening for a maid.

A maid?

Well, now you better run along or you'll miss your bus, dear.

Bye -bye. It was real fun having you.

Yes.

Ah, hurry!

Hurry, dear. Hurry, dear.

Back.

Will you come along?

That's a good girl.

Your head's off!

All right, let's go.

Arnie, dear, no more of that stuff.

No, dear.

Button your shirt.

Yes, dear. And straighten your tie.

Yes, dear. And turn off the lights before you come to bed.

Yes, dear.

But, dear, it's morning.

I know.

We'd better forget about love.

Wait till you've grown.

That's what they say. Just keep those hungry wolves away.

Put them old enough.

I really want to know about boys.

We're so eager.

We're so eager.

We're so eager.

Dr. Bird's enemy.