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I caught you.

Wait until you see what I bought at the neighborhood garage sale.

Okay, you know Mrs. Johnson?

You know Mrs. Johnson.

She was selling this.

And you think it is like a workout thing, like a Pilates?

Why are you laughing?

That's what she gave you to work out on?

No, no, I bought it from her. She wasn't actually there.

You know, she had donated it for the neighborhood garage sale. So I think

like a Pilates workout thing where you stretch and you work out and you do sit

-ups and stuff like that. It's kind of heavy.

But I'm really, really excited to put it up and everything. So I was wondering,

can I get you to hang this for me?

I've got some places to go, and I don't even know how I would begin to.

to do this, but can I trust you to hang this for me?

Yeah, I'll hang that up for you. Okay, you're going to find a good spot for it?

Yeah, I actually have a perfect spot for it. Okay, good.

Yeah, because I get to go to the...

It's a garden luncheon today, and it's going to be hot, it's going to be

outside, so I think right when I get done, it'll be perfect time.

I mean, Janice Johnson has the best figure. She really looks good, so this

be what she uses.

What kind of exercises are you going to do on this?

I don't know yet.

So, you know, maybe some crunches and some...

and, you know, like maybe even sort of like modified swimming or something.

I don't know. We'll see.

I'll get it up, and then, you know, we'll figure it out. It didn't really

with any instructions.

All right. Well, I'll hang it up for you, but you've got to promise to do all

your workouts on it.

Oh, I will. I think this is going to be great.

All right. I'm agreeing with you.

Okay. Well, I'm going to leave this here, and I will see you in about, I

two hours. God, I hope I don't eat too much fatty dessert. Okay.

Bye. Bye.

Alright.

Okay, well, where is it?

It's in your bedroom.

Well, what do you mean it's in my bedroom? Why would it be in my bedroom?

not going to work out in my bedroom.

Jeez, come on, Timmy. Why would you put it in there?

I'm serious about this.

Because I don't think it's exactly what you think it is.

Well, how can it not be what I think it is? All right, well, I brought you

dessert, so, you know, it's in the refrigerator.

Just show me what you did. Just come here. All right. Come check the bed. All

right. Your personal workout.

station. Why would you put it over the bed?

Well, that's where it belongs.

Do you know what this is?

This is not at all what I pictured it to be. I don't even know what this is. How

would you even... Why don't you get in it?

Get in it?

Yeah, I'll help you in. You've got to promise me you're going to use it,

Let me go change for my workout.

No, no, no. I'm all sweaty and gross from the garden party. No, just the

run. All right.

So, do you think I fit?

Yes, you are.

Do you need some help?

Jump in it.

Oh, shoot. I forgot that when I was at the garden thing, I...

I had to take off my panties because it got too hot. Oh, you don't need your

panties for this workout.

Don't look, okay?

Okay. All right, so.

Well,

that doesn't do anything. Hold on.

Let me see your workout in there.

I don't know how I could do it. Like this.

But that's not really giving me such a workout, and it's really hard to keep my

bottom in there.

So I wonder what these are for.

You're going to hold on to those. Do you want me to show you what this thing

does?

What are you doing?

I want to show you the workout it does.

Okay. So you'd be like a personal trainer.

Right. I'm going to personal train you right now. Okay.

Jimmy, what are you doing? Jimmy? You promised you'd let me show you how this

thing works.

I don't know. You want a body like Mrs. Johnson, right? I do want a body like

Mrs. Johnson.

Your father, I think, would be so happy if I worked out a little bit more. He's

been saying many things.

Yeah.

Jimmy, no.

Okay. Okay. I don't know what you think you're doing.

No, no, no, no. Jimmy, Jimmy, I don't know what you think you're doing. I'm

going to give you the workout you need.

What do you need? The workout. Hold on right here. Hold on wherever you want to

hold on.

Oh, I think I'm getting the idea of this. Oh, Jimmy.

Jimmy.

Jimmy, I don't think that this is what this is. Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

This is what this is.

What do you think it was?

I thought it was a swing for getting exercise. I didn't know it was for sex.

Oh.

do with it.

Let's go get dressed and go see if it's still open.

Oh, my God.

Maybe we don't tell your father about this, okay?

You better take it down.