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這一場就是特別為大家
轉播的德寶金杯大賽了
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因為阿叔不太舒服
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所以今晚只有錫仔一個人開講
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好了，賠率方面
見到二搭三，就是大熱的
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只有七倍
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關二哥，你保佑這場馬的七號
火麒麟一定要跑第一
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我們姐妹全都投注在牠身上的了
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-糟了，這次輸定了
-我還慘過你呀
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我的房子肯定沒了
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爛賭如，剛剛亞錫在電視上
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說那匹馬又跛又有肚瀉
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你的消息是真的還是假的呀
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當然是真的啦
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上次跑跛了就是製造今次爆冷
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肚瀉就當是清腸胃
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免得憋在肚子裏面才跑嘛
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是不是真的？…
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-你們不信呀？
-都不知道是真是假
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我打電話給老鼠仔問問吧，OK
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查清楚點才好
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老鼠仔，你的消息可靠嗎？
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當然可靠
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要是程咬金跑不出
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我就砍死你
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我拿了姐妹們的錢買的
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行了，要是跑不出我就送上門給你砍
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好吧，就這樣
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發財了
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怎麼樣…
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老鼠仔說很可靠的
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他說火麒麟的老闆也買了數百萬
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好了！有了錢
以後也不用接那麼多客人了
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說你沒出息就是沒出息
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有了錢還用接客，選客也可以嘛
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這就叫做有出息嗎？
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我有了錢，我就連舞小姐也不做了
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我就沒想過這麼遠了
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如果我有了錢，我一定找那個人報仇
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吸血鬼，胡經理！…
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沒錯啦，這個人實在太刻薄了
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平常把冷氣開大點，就說我們浪費電
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去廁所就算著我們用多少廁紙
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我們的工資常常被他扣了
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要是我有錢，就把他大罵一頓，不幹了
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對呀…
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還有呀，那個吸血鬼的臭史
真是說也說不完的
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你們在這裏幹什麼？
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外面那麼旺場，你們沒事做嗎？
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又看電視又開冷氣，電費便宜嗎？
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人家熱嘛
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熱就努力點找客人
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客人房間的冷氣很凍的
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客人也沒要我們坐枱嘛
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-客人當然不叫你們坐枱啦
-有什麼辦法
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一，你們不夠熱情
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二，你們也不花錢把自己打扮一下的
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你看你，每次開工就修指甲
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這是大忌嘛，當然坐冷板櫈啦
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出去坐枱吧
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-跑了…
-找位坐下
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先找個好位子
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-你們幾個幹什麼？
-一分鐘…
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再不坐枱子，我扣你們工資的
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隨便好了…
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火麒麟，火麒麟快點
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快點…
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快點…
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快點…
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火麒麟跑最後，你還這麼開心
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是呀
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這是苦笑嘛，苦笑呀
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快點…
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上呀，追呀
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-火麒麟…
-不要呀…
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-你幹什麼
-不要呀
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-下重注，不能輸的嘛
-不要呀
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-火麒麟…
-不要呀…
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發財了…這次行了
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仆街啦…
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神經呀？你有毛病呀？
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贏了就哭，輸了就笑
一點都不正常
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這隻馬能跑出，誰都不會有正常反應
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你們幾個又哭又笑，是不是瘋了？
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瘋不瘋，關你什麼事？
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你這樣跟我說話？
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人窮就小聲嘛
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現在有錢了，就不能大聲嗎
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你有錢？
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不像嗎？現在有好消息了
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我們贏了九百萬元的馬，我不幹了
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不是的！胡經理，胡經理，你聽我說吧
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怕什麼，有錢就不幹了
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胡經理，我有錢也要做舞小姐
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我決定以舞小姐為終生職業
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求求你吧，胡經理
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就算做也不在這裏做啦
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你剛才也說他尖酸刻薄
廁紙也限著用
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-這不是尖酸刻薄，這叫做節儉
-你怎麼啦？
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-中了馬贏了錢，就發他的難嘛
-是呀
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不可以這麼說嘛，發財要立品的
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品你的媽呀
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胡仔，這五百塊是給你買廁紙的
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另外這五百塊呢
就是這個月冷氣機的電費
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把冷氣開大一點吧
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電費很便宜的，我全給了
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你想死了
給你害死了，還上來幹嘛？
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上來給你把我砍死嘛
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老鼠哥，你的貼士帶挈我們姐妹
贏了這麼多錢
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-我們怎麼會砍死你
-我的消息？
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是呀，火麒麟嘛…
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火麒麟？沒有，我叫她買程咬金嘛
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爛賭如呢？
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中了馬？
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-胡經理
-你們發達啦
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-節省電力是對的
-是呀…
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廁紙用少點也不要緊
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薄一點不會弄花屁股嘛
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我先出去招呼客人
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幹嘛這樣客氣跟我說話呀？
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沒什麼，我窮嘛，所以就小聲一點
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你們別再做夢了
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安安分分做人，出去坐枱吧
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爛賭如
就算你走到天涯海角，我也要抓到你
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這麼晚到我家幹嘛
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是你家嗎？我還以為是我家
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你幹什麼？
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坐死那坐墊了
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-你別嚇我，你上來幹什麼？
-看電視
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星期三晚十一點三十五分的賽馬世界
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董驃主持
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十一點三十五分，還有五分鐘
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看電視，你家裏沒有嗎？
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有
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難道她輸馬輸到瘋了
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仆街！連電視也壞了
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你吃了宵夜沒有
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沒有
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-那吃什麼？
-芝士波
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-芝士波？
-是呀
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逢一、三、五吃芝士波
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二、四、六吃薯條
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星期天吃自己
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喝點什麼？
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喝西茶
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逢一、三、五喝西茶
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二、四、六喝涼茶
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星期天吃大麻
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我去沖茶給你
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我來幫你
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你的腿怎麼了，一跛一跛的
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不用你了！你出去坐吧，不用你幫忙
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十八支
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十八支？十七支才是
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十七支？
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二、四、六、八
十、十二、十四、十六、十七
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明明昨天不見了一支
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我就是把昨天那支也算進去嘛
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神經病
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阿如，究竟什麼事情
怎麼弄成這個樣子
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我只得你一個朋友，你別嚇我啦
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究竟為什麼？
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我給人打
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我沒錢還，他們說要殺死我
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你不用怕，天大的事都有我出頭
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千金易得，朋友難求
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你告訴我，為什麼要殺死你
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是這樣的，我有個姐妹
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她爸爸要換心，她媽媽要換腎
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她妹妹要換肺
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我就跟高利貸借錢
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誰知到期沒錢還
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他們說要殺我取回心肺腎啊
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這麼兇呀？
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好，我立刻寫支票給你
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你笑什麼？
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抽筋嘛
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喂
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阿娥，阿如有沒有來找你呀？
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什麼事？
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那臭婊子拿了
全部姐妹的錢買馬輸光了
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現在不知跑到哪兒去了？
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你見到她就通知我們好了
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其實你給他們打瘋了
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這世界對你來說都沒什麼價值了
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YEAH
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-那芝士波值多少錢
-一毛錢
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-這房子？
-一毛錢
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-你爸爸呢？
-一毛錢
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-你的命呢？
-一毛錢
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這就對了
我這裏有一塊錢，已多給你的了
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連本帶利還給高利貸吧
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那你就是想我死嘛？
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想你死？你不死也沒有用
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裝神扮鬼騙姐妹的錢
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原來你全知道了，那你還見死不救
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為什麼你不早點坦白的跟我說嘛？
197
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我慚愧嘛，每次都麻煩了你
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我也知你對我好
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但是我只有你一個朋友呀
200
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我每次厚著臉跟你拿
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你以為我不難受的嗎？
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算了…誰叫我跟你是好朋友
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幫你這一次，多少錢？
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真是感激不盡，承惠八十萬
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八十萬！你以為是陰司紙嗎？
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求求你吧！看在朋友份上吧，好嗎？
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朋友也沒有這麼多嘛
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那你剛才又說千金易得，朋友難求
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剛才…不知道朋友這麼貴嘛
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那好吧，看在朋友份上，你說多少？
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五千吧
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什麼，五千塊
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上次也值萬五啦，虧你說得出來
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說得出？
現在銀行加息，幣值也升高了
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不是五千，那值多少
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好！既然你這麼絕情，我也不再求你
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你不要阻止我，我現在去自殺
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你不要亂來
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-我死給你看
-好
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你死也先等我聽了這個電話
221
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我會自殺那麼笨，傻瓜
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-喂
-張小姐，有個叫Peter的人
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今天取消了你的聯名戶口
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提光你的錢，還賣了你的物業
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什麼，Peter提光我的錢
還賣了我的物業？
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是呀，你現在的房子只能住到月尾
227
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那我不是沒房子住了
228
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這個我也不知道
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我的律師費你什麼時候給我呀
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你去死吧
231
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應該我死才對
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是我死
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不行，我死了阿如不就孤零零一個
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不是，先幹掉她，然後自殺
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我很有決心死的
236
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我現在綁著自己的腳
待會你替我開煤氣
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然後出去幾個小時才回來
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到時候我不想死也出不了這房子
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好，我替你綁
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不用反手綁吧？
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要
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因為我不打算用煤氣
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我打算用刀刺穿你的心
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讓你死得痛快
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嚇我
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好呀，不夠勁嘛，切腹吧
247
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讓腸子流出來
像牛雜一樣流得滿地都是，夠痛快吧
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不行，切腹留給我自己用
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讓Peter仔見到不安心
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你說什麼？
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阿如，我現在什麼都沒有了
252
00:13:22,878 --> 00:13:27,295
我辛辛苦苦賺來的錢被Peter仔騙了
253
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你想怎樣？
254
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我想死
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不過我不想丟下你一個人在這兒那麼慘
256
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所以我先殺了你，然後自殺
257
00:13:38,795 --> 00:13:41,212
你剛才不是說很想死嗎？
258
00:13:41,212 --> 00:13:43,170
我現在不想死，行不行？
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不行，那你就是丟下我，很沒義氣
260
00:13:45,962 --> 00:13:48,503
阿娥，你冷靜一下
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你為了這個仆街死，值得嗎？
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別這樣
263
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我不是為了他，是為了你
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00:13:53,962 --> 00:13:56,378
我？我更加不值得啦
265
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:57,962
我生的時候連累朋友
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死的時候就連累街坊
267
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就算我不死也是在這兒丟人啦
268
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所以就不想你在這兒丟人呀
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別這樣
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不要…快點吧
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仆街呀
272
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丟下她會不會有事呢
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回去看看
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00:15:18,003 --> 00:15:20,420
阿娥，你怎麼了？
275
00:15:23,628 --> 00:15:25,295
阿如，你是不是我朋友？
276
00:15:25,295 --> 00:15:27,045
是，那怎麼樣？
277
00:15:27,045 --> 00:15:28,753
那你幫我一個忙
278
00:15:29,378 --> 00:15:30,545
幫什麼忙呀？
279
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幫我自殺
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自殺？
281
00:15:45,003 --> 00:15:47,378
你是不是真的決定這樣做？
282
00:15:51,170 --> 00:15:52,878
那你有沒有遺言？
283
00:15:58,087 --> 00:16:01,712
想不到我們姐妹一場
我今次害死你了
284
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:05,628
你沒有害我，是幫我才對
285
00:16:06,587 --> 00:16:09,337
你幫我脫離塵世的痛苦
286
00:16:09,337 --> 00:16:11,753
讓我可以去極樂世界
287
00:16:13,628 --> 00:16:16,212
有車來了…
288
00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:18,962
準備好沒有
289
00:16:18,962 --> 00:16:22,295
那車衝得很快
一會兒衝到過來，就一頭撞過去
290
00:16:22,295 --> 00:16:23,503
不用怕
291
00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:28,003
-撞啦…撞啦…
-撞過來了
292
00:16:28,003 --> 00:16:30,253
閉上眼睛衝出去吧
293
00:16:31,045 --> 00:16:32,628
撞呀
294
00:16:38,003 --> 00:16:40,253
你有沒有搞錯呀
為什麼在中途停了下來
295
00:16:40,253 --> 00:16:41,462
你看不見她在自殺嗎？
296
00:16:41,462 --> 00:16:43,962
你應該開全速撞死她…撞死她嘛
297
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:45,795
大佬呀
298
00:16:47,170 --> 00:16:50,253
大佬呀，麻煩你把車子退後
299
00:16:50,253 --> 00:16:52,587
我站在這裏，你全速駛過來
300
00:16:52,587 --> 00:16:56,878
-撞死我好不好，麻煩你幫個忙
-你神經病？
301
00:16:59,003 --> 00:17:00,837
這樣也撞不到你呀
302
00:17:01,378 --> 00:17:02,545
車呀
303
00:17:03,337 --> 00:17:05,295
我們轉過身扮聊天
304
00:17:06,337 --> 00:17:10,295
來了…不用怕
305
00:17:10,295 --> 00:17:12,462
來了，衝出去吧
306
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,170
都不行的
307
00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:20,920
你有沒有吃飯，跳也跳不動的
308
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,587
看準位置撞過去嘛
309
00:17:22,587 --> 00:17:24,587
閉上了眼怎麼跳，你這傻瓜
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00:17:24,587 --> 00:17:25,962
我傻瓜不如說你笨？
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00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:28,420
我笨？你聰明，你跳給我看
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好呀
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00:17:37,837 --> 00:17:38,962
如姐
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糟了，我撞倒人啦，麻煩了
315
00:17:40,587 --> 00:17:41,962
那快點走吧
316
00:17:42,712 --> 00:17:45,420
-如姐，你怎麼了？
-這不是撞正了嗎？
317
00:17:45,420 --> 00:17:47,587
是呀，可是你沒有死掉
318
00:17:47,587 --> 00:17:49,253
我看準位置撞的
319
00:17:49,253 --> 00:17:50,295
那就是怎麼樣？
320
00:17:50,295 --> 00:17:54,253
一會兒你迎頭撞過去，保證你死定
321
00:17:55,670 --> 00:18:00,170
有車來了，預備好了沒有？衝出去…
322
00:18:01,795 --> 00:18:04,712
不是我呀！不要…
323
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,670
阿如呀
324
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來吧，慢慢來
325
00:18:16,753 --> 00:18:20,545
阿如，真不好意思，害你弄成這個樣子
326
00:18:20,545 --> 00:18:21,920
不過這次不會了
327
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,712
絕對不會傷害到你的
328
00:18:23,712 --> 00:18:25,128
希望如此吧
329
00:18:36,462 --> 00:18:41,462
我跳了，你走開吧，免得連累你
330
00:18:41,462 --> 00:18:43,878
讓我走遠點你才跳
331
00:18:47,462 --> 00:18:48,878
來生再見
332
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,545
來生再見
333
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:57,920
大師，辛苦你了
334
00:18:59,462 --> 00:19:01,962
這六十萬是您的
335
00:19:05,670 --> 00:19:09,420
受人錢財，替人消災
336
00:19:09,420 --> 00:19:12,670
應該的…
337
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:18,253
雄少，我這次替你養這隻鬼
338
00:19:18,253 --> 00:19:21,753
是由大馬那邊帶回來的
339
00:19:21,753 --> 00:19:23,795
是一隻女鬼來的
340
00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:25,462
女鬼？
341
00:19:26,087 --> 00:19:28,628
她生前被人姦殺致死
342
00:19:28,628 --> 00:19:31,087
死後才發現有身孕
343
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,212
這是一屍兩命案
344
00:19:33,212 --> 00:19:35,753
她的怨毒比其他鬼更深
345
00:19:35,753 --> 00:19:39,795
而她的法力比其它鬼更高的
346
00:19:39,795 --> 00:19:41,962
她怎樣才會聽我指揮
347
00:19:41,962 --> 00:19:47,628
你每個禮拜在盅上滴一滴血
348
00:19:47,628 --> 00:19:50,628
這就行了
349
00:19:50,628 --> 00:19:52,587
滴血，為什麼？
350
00:19:52,587 --> 00:19:55,795
因為她靠吃你的血為生
351
00:19:55,795 --> 00:20:00,253
不過，我收服她的時候也非常麻煩
352
00:20:00,253 --> 00:20:03,753
你要記得餵她才好
353
00:20:03,753 --> 00:20:07,087
她這麼兇，會不會發我難的
354
00:20:07,087 --> 00:20:10,045
我也預想到她有這一著
355
00:20:10,045 --> 00:20:15,587
所以我將她的胎兒分開來收
356
00:20:20,795 --> 00:20:26,587
如果她不聽話，你就放它入火盆
357
00:20:26,587 --> 00:20:29,462
用硃砂燒了它
358
00:20:30,337 --> 00:20:33,087
你有這個把柄
359
00:20:33,087 --> 00:20:38,045
諒她也不敢不聽你指揮的
360
00:20:44,462 --> 00:20:48,212
兄弟們，我們養了這隻鬼
361
00:20:48,212 --> 00:20:52,128
我們組織就無往而不利了
362
00:20:52,128 --> 00:20:53,420
好呀…
363
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,670
不過
364
00:20:56,462 --> 00:21:00,545
我們的利益沒理由讓叛徒分享嘛
365
00:21:00,545 --> 00:21:01,628
叛徒？…
366
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,128
-沒錯
-誰？
367
00:21:03,503 --> 00:21:05,753
警方想抓我很久了
368
00:21:05,753 --> 00:21:07,253
可是奈不了我
369
00:21:07,253 --> 00:21:09,795
所以派一個人混入來做內鬼
370
00:21:09,795 --> 00:21:12,753
-內鬼？是不是你？
-是誰？
371
00:21:12,753 --> 00:21:14,837
幹掉他
372
00:21:24,503 --> 00:21:26,920
你還不跳下去
373
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:30,920
我太緊張了，跳不動
374
00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:39,003
我全身都僵了，你幫幫忙推我下去吧
375
00:21:39,003 --> 00:21:40,420
推你？
376
00:21:41,670 --> 00:21:43,670
我怕…
377
00:21:44,212 --> 00:21:45,795
我不怪你的
378
00:21:46,337 --> 00:21:47,837
求求你
379
00:21:48,503 --> 00:21:49,920
死就死吧
380
00:21:50,420 --> 00:21:51,420
你們幹什麼？
381
00:21:54,462 --> 00:21:56,253
如姐
382
00:21:58,795 --> 00:22:00,837
我死了…
383
00:22:00,837 --> 00:22:02,253
不要
384
00:22:02,253 --> 00:22:03,962
不要…
385
00:22:04,628 --> 00:22:06,295
我的錢呀
386
00:22:16,003 --> 00:22:18,253
-你個臭婊子，別拾呀
-別走呀…
387
00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:20,128
-你想死了，那些錢是我的
-別拾呀
388
00:22:20,128 --> 00:22:21,378
快點
389
00:22:22,545 --> 00:22:24,962
那個盅是我的
390
00:22:25,337 --> 00:22:26,920
-流血了
-快點還給我
391
00:22:33,045 --> 00:22:35,670
把盅還給我呀！你還想走呀
392
00:22:36,503 --> 00:22:37,712
不要跑
393
00:22:37,712 --> 00:22:40,962
立刻替我把錢和盅搶回來
必要時殺人滅口
394
00:22:40,962 --> 00:22:42,170
是…
395
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:47,212
慢著，你們這班窩囊廢
396
00:22:47,212 --> 00:22:48,837
你以為香港沒有法律嗎？
397
00:22:48,837 --> 00:22:51,128
一班人拿著槍四處跑
398
00:22:51,128 --> 00:22:54,337
就算是
也得等我做了港督之後才這麼做嘛
399
00:22:54,337 --> 00:22:57,545
老大，我一個去就行了
400
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:06,462
殺手豪，你殺人我放心
401
00:23:11,045 --> 00:23:13,920
的士，停
402
00:23:14,212 --> 00:23:15,503
謝謝…
403
00:23:21,295 --> 00:23:24,962
這次真是天開眼了
我可以環遊世界了
404
00:23:31,295 --> 00:23:32,670
他是誰？
405
00:23:32,670 --> 00:23:35,087
我老公捉姦呀，麻煩你開快點
406
00:24:04,087 --> 00:24:05,170
看你往哪跑？
407
00:24:32,045 --> 00:24:33,503
糟了
408
00:24:37,378 --> 00:24:41,295
怎麼腳給吸著，跑不動的？糟了
409
00:24:42,753 --> 00:24:44,378
上來跟我玩過吧
410
00:24:44,378 --> 00:24:46,337
不要殺我，把錢還給你吧
411
00:24:46,337 --> 00:24:47,503
不用你給
412
00:24:52,962 --> 00:24:55,545
這次子彈也省了，讓那車子撞死你
413
00:24:56,670 --> 00:24:58,378
不要撞過來
414
00:24:58,545 --> 00:25:00,962
不要撞呀，我求你
415
00:25:00,962 --> 00:25:02,378
不要撞呀
416
00:25:03,587 --> 00:25:04,545
不要撞
417
00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:05,837
怎麼會這樣？
418
00:25:17,628 --> 00:25:19,212
-你們抓我幹嘛呀？
-上車再說吧
419
00:25:19,212 --> 00:25:21,587
-我不去…
-來呀…
420
00:25:21,587 --> 00:25:23,587
-我都說在上面看風景嘛
-你合作點好不好
421
00:25:23,587 --> 00:25:26,587
-現在怎麼了？看風景有罪嗎？
-對了，你跟我回去錄一下口供
422
00:25:26,587 --> 00:25:28,003
-為什麼要拘捕我？
-不要吵好不好
423
00:25:28,003 --> 00:25:28,670
我不去
424
00:25:28,670 --> 00:25:29,628
你看到的情形是怎麼樣？
425
00:25:29,628 --> 00:25:31,795
我看見一個女人想把她推下去
426
00:25:31,795 --> 00:25:33,545
那我當然要大聲喝止她們啦
427
00:25:33,545 --> 00:25:35,587
那個女人就自己跌下去了
428
00:25:35,587 --> 00:25:38,003
那她就是自殺了
不是看風景了，對吧
429
00:25:38,003 --> 00:25:39,712
不是，是謀殺
430
00:25:39,712 --> 00:25:41,462
你肯定看見那個女人想推她下去嗎？
431
00:25:41,462 --> 00:25:43,212
都說是呀
432
00:25:43,212 --> 00:25:46,712
不過我就是不明白
怎麼會找不到那個女人的屍體
433
00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:48,670
我真是想不通呀
434
00:25:54,295 --> 00:25:56,587
打電話去她家又沒人接
435
00:25:56,587 --> 00:25:58,170
報紙也沒有她的消息
436
00:26:06,045 --> 00:26:08,503
不是了，走為上著，回家拿護照
437
00:26:08,503 --> 00:26:11,212
阿SIR…我雞屋的雞全不見了
438
00:26:11,212 --> 00:26:11,837
什麼
439
00:26:11,837 --> 00:26:13,420
雞屋（妓寨）的雞（妓女）不見了
440
00:26:13,420 --> 00:26:15,670
開雞屋（妓寨）？現在英皇禦准嗎？
441
00:26:15,670 --> 00:26:17,212
開雞屋犯法的嗎？
442
00:26:17,212 --> 00:26:18,795
你們開私寨還敢來報案
443
00:26:18,795 --> 00:26:20,587
不是…不是那些雞（妓）
444
00:26:20,587 --> 00:26:24,128
我們是開農場的，是農場的雞呀
445
00:26:24,128 --> 00:26:25,128
阿SIR…
446
00:26:25,128 --> 00:26:28,212
-你的農場叫什麼名字？什麼
-蘇記農場
447
00:26:28,212 --> 00:26:30,087
-蘇記農場
-蘇格蘭場
448
00:26:30,087 --> 00:26:31,212
蘇格蘭場？
449
00:26:31,212 --> 00:26:34,337
不是…是蘇記農場
450
00:26:35,337 --> 00:26:36,670
-我們是蘇格蘭場
-有沒有搞錯呀？
451
00:26:36,670 --> 00:26:38,128
來見王警司的
452
00:26:38,128 --> 00:26:39,503
來報到的
453
00:26:39,503 --> 00:26:42,628
-找王警司，轉右１０１號房
-這樣也行
454
00:26:42,628 --> 00:26:43,712
謝謝
455
00:26:43,712 --> 00:26:45,962
阿SIR…快點替我們落案吧
456
00:26:47,878 --> 00:26:50,212
王SIR，不用這麼擔心的
457
00:26:50,212 --> 00:26:52,087
不擔心才怪啦
458
00:26:52,087 --> 00:26:56,378
那兩個東西在蘇格蘭場是出名的麻煩人
459
00:26:56,378 --> 00:27:00,462
勝在他們好命，從來沒出錯過
460
00:27:00,462 --> 00:27:02,920
這次派他們來我們這個警區
461
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,670
一定不好過了
462
00:27:06,087 --> 00:27:08,128
我以為你擔心什麼
463
00:27:08,128 --> 00:27:10,378
你怕他們在你身邊是嗎？
464
00:27:11,128 --> 00:27:14,587
那你就派他們去做些微不足道的工作
465
00:27:14,587 --> 00:27:16,503
那就沒麻煩了
466
00:27:16,503 --> 00:27:19,378
說來容易，你替我安排吧
467
00:27:25,503 --> 00:27:28,128
王SIR不知是什麼樣的人呢？
468
00:27:28,128 --> 00:27:29,420
衰人
469
00:27:29,420 --> 00:27:30,795
你怎麼知道
470
00:27:30,795 --> 00:27:32,712
你看，樣子衰
471
00:27:33,837 --> 00:27:36,170
有道理，他樣子比你還衰
472
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:44,587
裝有文化，學人看英國文學，呆子
473
00:27:56,295 --> 00:27:57,670
精彩呀…
474
00:27:57,670 --> 00:27:59,003
精彩呀？
475
00:27:59,587 --> 00:28:01,670
我只是丟過一本書
476
00:28:01,670 --> 00:28:03,378
想辦法，脫身
477
00:28:10,753 --> 00:28:13,128
王SIR，我看這兩個就是吧
478
00:28:13,795 --> 00:28:16,253
不用看都是了
479
00:28:17,337 --> 00:28:18,712
來了
480
00:28:20,670 --> 00:28:24,128
兩位一定是蘇格蘭場
的幻影雙雄了，是吧？
481
00:28:24,128 --> 00:28:25,420
Yes，SIR
482
00:28:26,462 --> 00:28:28,003
你們兩個在做什麼？
483
00:28:28,337 --> 00:28:30,462
隔山打牛
484
00:28:30,462 --> 00:28:31,587
打牛？
485
00:28:31,587 --> 00:28:35,795
沒錯，我們正在練習
中國失傳了很久的內家功夫
486
00:28:36,045 --> 00:28:38,087
好笑嗎？Why？
487
00:28:38,753 --> 00:28:42,962
這麼荒謬的東西
你也說得出來，還不好笑嗎？
488
00:28:42,962 --> 00:28:44,337
阿SIR，你是不相信了
489
00:28:44,337 --> 00:28:48,295
當然不信了，你以為拍武俠片嗎？
490
00:28:48,295 --> 00:28:52,462
我們警隊只相信有科學根據的事實
491
00:28:52,462 --> 00:28:54,712
否則為何要帶槍
492
00:28:54,712 --> 00:28:58,170
不如一起去少林寺學易筋經不是更好
493
00:28:58,170 --> 00:29:00,253
那你要怎樣才相信？
494
00:29:00,253 --> 00:29:04,337
好，你當著我胸口隔空打我一掌
495
00:29:04,337 --> 00:29:06,462
看我死不死得了
496
00:29:06,462 --> 00:29:08,087
為了證實給你看
497
00:29:08,087 --> 00:29:09,337
對不起也要冒犯一次了
498
00:29:09,337 --> 00:29:10,087
來吧
499
00:29:17,378 --> 00:29:20,920
不要傷人，打死物
500
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:23,503
打死物？好啦
501
00:29:23,503 --> 00:29:25,253
我打他的辦公室好了
502
00:29:29,545 --> 00:29:30,878
你自己看吧
503
00:29:38,753 --> 00:29:40,670
真的這麼厲害呀？
504
00:29:40,670 --> 00:29:41,962
當然啦
505
00:29:41,962 --> 00:29:43,378
不要看了，著人收拾吧
506
00:29:43,378 --> 00:29:45,128
對了，阿SIR！我們兩人初來報到的
507
00:29:45,128 --> 00:29:47,003
有什麼要我們幫忙的
508
00:29:47,003 --> 00:29:49,420
不用了，阿陳，你安排好了
509
00:29:53,128 --> 00:29:56,253
原來蘇格蘭場教的功夫這麼厲害的
510
00:29:56,253 --> 00:29:58,378
我的不算厲害，他那招更厲害
511
00:29:59,003 --> 00:30:01,837
-什麼招式？
-凌空打飛機
512
00:30:03,212 --> 00:30:06,545
-學了很久啦？
-十四歲已經開始了
513
00:30:08,878 --> 00:30:09,920
這也相信
514
00:30:11,045 --> 00:30:12,503
小權
515
00:30:12,503 --> 00:30:14,128
有沒有一些無關痛癢
516
00:30:14,128 --> 00:30:15,962
表面又複雜離奇
517
00:30:15,962 --> 00:30:18,670
可是永遠查不了結果的案件
518
00:30:18,670 --> 00:30:19,503
拿一份給我
519
00:30:19,503 --> 00:30:21,712
陳SIR，誰得罪了你？
520
00:30:21,712 --> 00:30:23,128
他沒有得罪我
521
00:30:23,128 --> 00:30:24,462
但是他得罪了
522
00:30:24,462 --> 00:30:25,337
誰呀？
523
00:30:25,337 --> 00:30:27,462
王SIR
524
00:30:27,462 --> 00:30:30,420
就是那兩個
他們是蘇格蘭場派來的麻煩人
525
00:30:30,420 --> 00:30:31,378
有沒有火呀？
526
00:30:31,378 --> 00:30:32,462
沒有
527
00:30:32,753 --> 00:30:33,878
借個火用一用
528
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,753
碰一下也有麻煩
529
00:30:40,753 --> 00:30:43,503
陳SIR，剛巧有件案子
530
00:30:43,503 --> 00:30:44,753
什麼案子？
531
00:30:45,087 --> 00:30:47,670
陳SIR，昨天晚上有個舞女自殺
532
00:30:47,670 --> 00:30:49,503
現在還拘留在拘留所
533
00:30:50,753 --> 00:30:53,128
-自殺？這些案子哪有得做的？
-不是的
534
00:30:53,128 --> 00:30:55,003
陳SIR，聽我說吧
535
00:30:55,003 --> 00:30:59,170
當晚的目擊證人
見到一個女孩子，要推事主下樓
536
00:30:59,170 --> 00:31:01,378
誰知她自己不小心跌了下去
537
00:31:01,378 --> 00:31:04,087
我們到了現場的時候又找不到屍體
538
00:31:04,087 --> 00:31:08,128
依表面證據看來，這案子很可能是謀殺
539
00:31:08,128 --> 00:31:12,128
依我分析
一、目擊證人可能撞鬼
540
00:31:12,128 --> 00:31:14,503
二、事主是被鬼迷
541
00:31:14,503 --> 00:31:17,128
這件案子夠離奇了吧
542
00:31:19,253 --> 00:31:22,420
那我們把它當做謀殺案
543
00:31:22,420 --> 00:31:24,087
讓他們永遠也找不到真兇
544
00:31:24,087 --> 00:31:24,837
好呀
545
00:31:26,712 --> 00:31:28,212
護照呢？
546
00:31:40,712 --> 00:31:42,503
怎麼上來也不先通知一聲
547
00:31:42,503 --> 00:31:44,503
好讓我把地方收拾好等你們呀
548
00:31:44,503 --> 00:31:47,045
通知你恐怕連鬼也看不見
549
00:31:47,045 --> 00:31:48,003
別跟她說那麼多
550
00:31:48,003 --> 00:31:49,462
有錢還錢，沒錢還命
551
00:31:49,462 --> 00:31:50,670
怎麼，嚇唬我呀？
552
00:31:50,670 --> 00:31:52,128
我也是出來混的
553
00:31:52,128 --> 00:31:53,753
我爛命一條，喜歡拿就拿吧
554
00:31:53,753 --> 00:31:55,962
-我們就不敢
-可是我們老大卻敢
555
00:31:55,962 --> 00:31:57,587
老大？什麼老大？
556
00:31:57,587 --> 00:31:58,920
清道夫也叫老大
557
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:00,253
大陸人也叫老大
558
00:32:00,253 --> 00:32:01,753
老大，傻瓜
559
00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:04,837
這麼囂張，敢不敢去餐廳見他呀？
560
00:32:04,837 --> 00:32:07,712
-什麼不敢，我眼中沒老大的
-那去呀
561
00:32:07,712 --> 00:32:08,503
-那去呀
-去就去
562
00:32:08,503 --> 00:32:09,670
一會兒有你好看
563
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,712
這就是我老大
564
00:32:15,795 --> 00:32:17,295
老大…
565
00:32:17,295 --> 00:32:20,587
-你就是他們的老大，我呀…
-幹什麼
566
00:32:20,587 --> 00:32:23,670
垂下頭，沒臉見人嗎？
567
00:32:23,670 --> 00:32:27,170
不是…我的頭好痛呀，好痛呀
568
00:32:27,170 --> 00:32:29,420
老大，您有什麼吩咐，儘管說吧
569
00:32:29,420 --> 00:32:30,920
我會答應你的
570
00:32:31,962 --> 00:32:34,420
衰女，剛才還說眼中沒有老大
571
00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:36,045
現在又那麼聽話
572
00:32:36,712 --> 00:32:40,128
老大在這，怎麼會說眼中沒有老大，老大哦？
573
00:32:40,128 --> 00:32:41,503
哦你的頭
574
00:32:44,253 --> 00:32:47,378
垂下頭跟我說話，你算老幾呀
575
00:32:47,378 --> 00:32:49,045
您不習慣嗎？我習慣了
576
00:32:49,045 --> 00:32:51,170
不如一起垂下頭說話吧？
577
00:32:51,712 --> 00:32:54,212
玩呀？抬起你的頭來
578
00:32:55,087 --> 00:32:56,837
老大，您好
579
00:33:03,878 --> 00:33:05,378
在哪裏見過你呢？
580
00:33:05,378 --> 00:33:07,962
什麼？你見過我，不會吧
581
00:33:07,962 --> 00:33:09,337
我記起來了
582
00:33:09,337 --> 00:33:11,003
-你認出我呀
-是
583
00:33:11,003 --> 00:33:14,295
你是上一期的龍虎豹寫真女郎
584
00:33:14,795 --> 00:33:16,503
你拍龍虎豹？
585
00:33:16,503 --> 00:33:18,545
是呀…是呀，我是拍過呀
586
00:33:18,545 --> 00:33:21,628
-老大，你眼光真好，這樣也認出來
-看不出
587
00:33:21,628 --> 00:33:23,337
當然啦！
588
00:33:24,128 --> 00:33:27,003
你胸都沒有，學人家拍寫真
589
00:33:27,003 --> 00:33:28,337
是呀
590
00:33:28,962 --> 00:33:31,295
這樣才少有嘛
591
00:33:31,295 --> 00:33:34,628
大胸看多了，看看小胸的也好呀
592
00:33:34,628 --> 00:33:36,670
為什麼從來沒聽你說過
593
00:33:36,670 --> 00:33:37,545
是呀…
594
00:33:37,545 --> 00:33:41,462
這是羞家事嘛，難道四處宣揚嗎
595
00:33:41,462 --> 00:33:46,003
都怪自己好賭之過，賭債肉償嘛
596
00:33:46,003 --> 00:33:48,420
我不要賭債肉償的
597
00:33:50,337 --> 00:33:51,837
我要Cash（現金）
598
00:33:51,837 --> 00:33:55,087
老大，大家都是出來混的
599
00:33:55,087 --> 00:33:58,295
我也知道什麼是有借有還是上等人
600
00:33:58,295 --> 00:34:00,712
無借無還是下等人
601
00:34:00,712 --> 00:34:03,462
有借不還就不用做人
602
00:34:03,462 --> 00:34:07,295
我阿如今天倒楣，難保明天富貴嘛
603
00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:09,003
總之就有借有還
604
00:34:09,003 --> 00:34:11,753
問題就是老大你給我什麼路走
605
00:34:11,753 --> 00:34:13,462
你想走什麼路呀？
606
00:34:13,462 --> 00:34:15,670
-什麼路？
-老大
607
00:34:17,170 --> 00:34:18,420
讓我想想吧！
608
00:34:18,878 --> 00:34:20,045
坐吧
609
00:34:21,378 --> 00:34:22,378
我失敗了
610
00:34:22,378 --> 00:34:25,712
先別說，你想好了沒有？
611
00:34:25,712 --> 00:34:27,795
正在想…
612
00:34:27,795 --> 00:34:29,420
你不用想了
613
00:34:29,420 --> 00:34:31,837
要你一次還清，你一定沒有的
614
00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:35,045
分期吧，怎麼樣？
615
00:34:35,420 --> 00:34:36,962
好吧，十期！
616
00:34:36,962 --> 00:34:38,795
-十期？十期這麼多？
-五期吧！
617
00:34:38,795 --> 00:34:40,878
行不行呀？五期吧！
618
00:34:41,712 --> 00:34:43,337
就五期吧
619
00:34:45,503 --> 00:34:49,837
老大你寬容一下，我接客也不多
620
00:34:49,837 --> 00:34:52,462
哪做得來，五期吧
621
00:34:52,462 --> 00:34:54,628
不行…不行呀！
622
00:34:55,378 --> 00:34:56,712
真的不行？
623
00:34:56,712 --> 00:34:58,503
你以為跟你開玩笑呀
624
00:34:58,503 --> 00:35:00,045
讓我想想吧！
625
00:35:01,462 --> 00:35:03,087
這樣下去我死定了
626
00:35:03,087 --> 00:35:04,753
不行，快刀斬亂麻
627
00:35:07,378 --> 00:35:08,628
你掉了東西
628
00:35:08,628 --> 00:35:09,837
我掉了東西
629
00:35:09,837 --> 00:35:11,378
那麼，多少期？
630
00:35:11,378 --> 00:35:13,878
-三期吧
-三期？太少了
631
00:35:13,878 --> 00:35:17,003
-讓我想想吧
-我沒有掉東西，胡說
632
00:35:18,212 --> 00:35:19,462
五百元呀
633
00:35:20,795 --> 00:35:22,253
好吧！你這麼爽快，我也不婆媽了
634
00:35:22,253 --> 00:35:23,337
三期就三期吧
635
00:35:23,337 --> 00:35:25,087
-那什麼時候付第一期？
-什麼時候？
636
00:35:25,087 --> 00:35:28,003
-我想想
-拾到了五百元了
637
00:35:28,003 --> 00:35:29,503
你掉了一千元了
638
00:35:29,503 --> 00:35:30,795
還有？
639
00:35:31,503 --> 00:35:32,837
明天晚上開始第一期吧
640
00:35:32,837 --> 00:35:34,212
這麼快
641
00:35:34,795 --> 00:35:36,045
這種事愈快愈好嘛
642
00:35:39,462 --> 00:35:42,503
好，果然是江湖兒女，快人快語
643
00:35:42,503 --> 00:35:46,253
你們跟她回家拿護照，以防萬一
644
00:35:46,253 --> 00:35:47,837
好呀…
645
00:35:47,837 --> 00:35:50,503
-不好意思，弄痛了你
-不要緊…
646
00:35:50,503 --> 00:35:51,503
走吧
647
00:35:51,962 --> 00:35:55,045
阿豪，那事情怎麼了，我的石盅呢？
648
00:35:55,045 --> 00:35:57,628
老大，昨晚我讓那妞跑掉了
649
00:35:58,503 --> 00:35:59,878
令我太失望啦
650
00:35:59,878 --> 00:36:02,003
老大，我下次一定不會的
651
00:36:02,628 --> 00:36:05,420
昨天晚上有個妞
在天臺跳樓自殺，死不了
652
00:36:05,420 --> 00:36:07,337
讓人逮到警局去
653
00:36:07,337 --> 00:36:09,587
我已經要手下們盯著了
654
00:36:09,587 --> 00:36:11,503
聽說還沒有放出來
655
00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:15,003
我懷疑她跟取我石盅的那個女的有關係
656
00:36:15,003 --> 00:36:15,837
我知道怎麼做了，老大
657
00:36:15,837 --> 00:36:18,670
剛才還逞威風
到了下面還不是死狗一樣
658
00:36:18,670 --> 00:36:20,795
還怕得流眼淚，真羞死人了
659
00:36:20,795 --> 00:36:24,045
你們有種，一場姐妹不用那麼絕情
660
00:36:24,045 --> 00:36:27,003
慢著，我們沒有這樣的姐妹
661
00:36:27,003 --> 00:36:28,837
這麼賤，去拍龍虎豹
662
00:36:28,837 --> 00:36:32,087
就是拍也得拍PENTHOUSE，PLAYBOY嘛
663
00:36:32,087 --> 00:36:35,253
我當然知拍PLAYBOY
PENTHOUSE錢多一點
664
00:36:35,253 --> 00:36:36,878
誰不想拍？
665
00:36:41,628 --> 00:36:43,753
你也要看看我這德性
666
00:36:43,753 --> 00:36:45,712
又沒胸脯，又沒屁股
667
00:36:45,712 --> 00:36:48,087
又沒錢財，又沒身材
668
00:36:48,087 --> 00:36:50,628
好像這個箱子一樣，前面平的
669
00:36:50,628 --> 00:36:53,462
側面就直直的，毫沒曲線
670
00:36:53,462 --> 00:36:54,503
別多說了
671
00:36:54,503 --> 00:36:56,462
-我先把護照拿給你們
-不知在弄什麼？
672
00:36:57,503 --> 00:36:59,587
慢著，箱子裏的是什麼東西？
673
00:36:59,587 --> 00:37:01,878
沒什麼，是我替龍虎豹的寫真
674
00:37:01,878 --> 00:37:03,212
很難看的，不要看吧！
675
00:37:03,212 --> 00:37:04,753
拿來看看
676
00:37:04,753 --> 00:37:07,003
大家女人脫光衣服還不是一樣
677
00:37:07,003 --> 00:37:09,003
不要看，很肉麻的，很難看的
678
00:37:09,003 --> 00:37:10,378
別耍花樣了
679
00:37:10,378 --> 00:37:12,670
裏面究竟是什麼東西，快拿出來看看
680
00:37:12,670 --> 00:37:14,253
-不要看了…
-拿出來看
681
00:37:14,253 --> 00:37:16,170
-不要看…
-拿來…
682
00:37:16,170 --> 00:37:17,837
放手…
683
00:37:17,837 --> 00:37:20,962
-走開…
-不要看了…
684
00:37:21,628 --> 00:37:22,920
-拿來看看
-不要看
685
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:24,628
-打開
-不要看
686
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,587
你媽的！藏著這麼多錢還說沒有錢…
687
00:37:29,587 --> 00:37:31,378
這錢不是我的，不要拿
688
00:37:31,378 --> 00:37:34,212
不是，不是就不要了…
689
00:37:34,212 --> 00:37:36,462
-還給我吧
-還給你
690
00:37:36,462 --> 00:37:37,920
還給我吧
691
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,337
很多錢的，還給我吧
692
00:37:40,337 --> 00:37:42,087
多了的算是利息啦
693
00:37:42,087 --> 00:37:43,712
這樣也不留點給我，你去死吧
694
00:37:47,545 --> 00:37:48,628
開玩笑嗎？
695
00:37:52,420 --> 00:37:54,295
不是全死了吧
696
00:37:54,295 --> 00:37:58,753
我亂說的，不要死…
697
00:37:59,795 --> 00:38:01,462
-你幹嘛把我推下地呀
-豈有此理
698
00:38:01,462 --> 00:38:02,795
我哪有把你們推下地
699
00:38:02,795 --> 00:38:05,253
-不是你還有誰，你皮癢了吧？
-死八婆呀
700
00:38:05,253 --> 00:38:06,212
我沒有呀
701
00:38:06,212 --> 00:38:10,045
對了，我想打你很久了，死吧
702
00:38:10,628 --> 00:38:12,253
打她…
703
00:38:12,253 --> 00:38:13,128
不要
704
00:38:13,128 --> 00:38:15,378
你們這班死八婆，拿了我的錢還要打我
705
00:38:15,378 --> 00:38:16,795
你們去死吧
706
00:38:22,337 --> 00:38:24,170
不要死嘛…
707
00:38:24,170 --> 00:38:26,253
去死…
708
00:38:40,753 --> 00:38:42,420
不要死，去死
709
00:38:45,295 --> 00:38:50,795
不要死，去死…
710
00:38:54,170 --> 00:38:58,295
不要死，去死…
711
00:39:04,003 --> 00:39:09,378
發財了…這次發定了，原來是個寶杯
712
00:39:10,045 --> 00:39:12,253
你這班死八婆這次有難了
713
00:39:13,628 --> 00:39:16,462
好，全部起來，聽我說
714
00:39:17,503 --> 00:39:21,753
你們全部給我去拍
色情雜誌寫真，不准收錢的
715
00:39:21,753 --> 00:39:23,337
你拍龍虎豹寫真
716
00:39:23,337 --> 00:39:24,503
你去拍藏春閣
717
00:39:24,503 --> 00:39:25,795
你兩個拍小電影吧
718
00:39:25,795 --> 00:39:28,295
走…
719
00:39:30,337 --> 00:39:32,920
慢著…把錢留下
720
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,587
留下所有金錶、金鏈、金戒指
721
00:39:35,587 --> 00:39:37,503
有金牙的也要脫下來
722
00:39:42,378 --> 00:39:44,503
你們四個給我學狗一樣的爬出去
723
00:39:44,503 --> 00:39:45,670
出去吧
724
00:39:53,628 --> 00:39:55,170
這樣也撈一筆哦
725
00:39:56,795 --> 00:39:58,587
-喂
-是我呀
726
00:39:58,587 --> 00:40:00,795
阿娥，你昨晚去了哪兒呀
727
00:40:00,795 --> 00:40:01,462
我…
728
00:40:01,462 --> 00:40:02,587
不要在電話裏談了
729
00:40:02,587 --> 00:40:04,753
老地方見吧，馬上去哦
730
00:40:04,753 --> 00:40:06,170
我有些很興奮的事要告訴你
731
00:40:06,795 --> 00:40:10,003
這次出去以後
別那麼傻，再去找死了
732
00:40:10,003 --> 00:40:11,962
你死我也沒死
733
00:40:11,962 --> 00:40:13,795
經過昨晚你們的招呼之後
734
00:40:13,795 --> 00:40:14,920
我的人生已經得到了啟示
735
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:16,628
啟示？什麼啟示呀？
736
00:40:17,045 --> 00:40:20,878
我決定學意大利露胸女議員那樣從政
737
00:40:20,878 --> 00:40:23,420
我要整頓警界的不良服務
738
00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:26,545
我要政府在監倉裏多加廁所
739
00:40:31,045 --> 00:40:32,670
就是這個妞了，豪哥
740
00:40:39,795 --> 00:40:41,170
有警方插手呢
741
00:40:41,170 --> 00:40:42,378
的士
742
00:40:46,753 --> 00:40:49,753
上了的士，跟蹤她…走…
743
00:40:50,128 --> 00:40:52,295
你回去告訴老大，我在跟蹤他們
744
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,087
不知道她在等誰？
745
00:40:59,087 --> 00:41:01,878
人！我們要找的人！可能
746
00:41:02,837 --> 00:41:05,003
會不會是看更看到跌下來的那個女孩？
747
00:41:05,003 --> 00:41:06,545
叉燒包
748
00:41:06,545 --> 00:41:09,337
-叉燒包…
-叉燒包？
749
00:41:10,462 --> 00:41:12,587
-阿娥…
-如姐…
750
00:41:13,837 --> 00:41:16,170
你剛才在電話裏說什麼厲害呀？
751
00:41:16,170 --> 00:41:18,337
別說這麼多，給點東西你看看
752
00:41:18,337 --> 00:41:19,587
什麼東西…
753
00:41:19,587 --> 00:41:20,837
很神奇的
754
00:41:21,462 --> 00:41:23,212
像呀，那個
755
00:41:23,212 --> 00:41:24,337
麻煩一壺普洱
756
00:41:24,337 --> 00:41:25,378
沒有
757
00:41:26,878 --> 00:41:27,670
香片
758
00:41:27,670 --> 00:41:28,670
沒有
759
00:41:29,087 --> 00:41:31,295
-壽眉呢？
-沒有，什麼也沒有
760
00:41:32,128 --> 00:41:33,712
什麼都沒有，那你怎麼開酒樓呀
761
00:41:33,712 --> 00:41:35,087
我怎麼知道他怎麼開酒樓呀
762
00:41:35,087 --> 00:41:37,337
我都不是在這裏打工的，神經病
763
00:41:38,837 --> 00:41:41,462
神經病的酒樓
請一個不在這裏打工的人
764
00:42:01,253 --> 00:42:02,545
不給你們看
765
00:42:04,003 --> 00:42:05,503
講故事嗎？
766
00:42:05,962 --> 00:42:07,628
你不信呀？
767
00:42:08,545 --> 00:42:11,295
除非這樣，你證實給我看看
768
00:42:11,295 --> 00:42:12,337
好
769
00:42:14,503 --> 00:42:17,253
你千萬不要眨眼
770
00:42:18,170 --> 00:42:22,545
替我變三十張一百元，變呀…
771
00:42:23,337 --> 00:42:27,878
-變呀…
-這也可以，還有人買六合彩
772
00:42:27,878 --> 00:42:30,962
不如拿個奶瓶試一下，神經病
773
00:42:30,962 --> 00:42:33,712
失敗了
你以為這個盅是阿拉丁神燈嗎？
774
00:42:33,712 --> 00:42:35,670
真是可以的
775
00:42:35,670 --> 00:42:37,253
佩服你了
776
00:42:39,545 --> 00:42:42,420
發財了，終於讓我找到一張錯體紙幣了
777
00:42:42,420 --> 00:42:43,212
是一百元
778
00:42:43,212 --> 00:42:44,420
小姐，我跟你換吧
779
00:42:44,420 --> 00:42:46,295
我出三千元你讓給我好不好
780
00:42:46,295 --> 00:42:47,712
-三千元
-好呀
781
00:42:47,712 --> 00:42:50,378
-這次我撿到寶貝了
-好呀
782
00:42:50,378 --> 00:42:52,045
發財了
783
00:42:53,337 --> 00:42:55,295
是不是行呀，還說不行
784
00:42:56,837 --> 00:42:59,170
剛才那個男的是不是跟她們交易呢？
785
00:43:05,378 --> 00:43:06,712
老大果然是老大
786
00:43:06,712 --> 00:43:08,545
這兩個妞果然有關係
787
00:43:10,045 --> 00:43:11,962
好像不太像是交易
788
00:43:14,753 --> 00:43:17,253
會不會那男的欠她們錢呢？
789
00:43:18,212 --> 00:43:19,087
-不用找了
-謝謝
790
00:43:19,087 --> 00:43:20,712
-走了
-去哪裏
791
00:43:20,712 --> 00:43:23,337
有了這個寶貝，當然是幫我們發財啦
792
00:43:23,337 --> 00:43:24,670
-走吧
-是呀
793
00:43:26,087 --> 00:43:27,337
她們結賬啦
794
00:43:29,837 --> 00:43:31,837
你吃了這麼多，我什麼都沒吃
795
00:43:31,837 --> 00:43:33,920
很好吃嗎？手指也要嚐
796
00:43:36,420 --> 00:43:40,670
我跟著她們，你幫我打包，算賬
797
00:43:45,628 --> 00:43:48,837
-這麼喜歡看，看個夠，別阻我
-好啊…
798
00:43:54,628 --> 00:43:57,753
快點呀…
799
00:43:58,753 --> 00:44:00,170
我在這兒盯著，你跟著她們
800
00:44:00,170 --> 00:44:01,420
看看有什麼發現
801
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:06,170
機會來了，這兩個警察阻著我們辦事
802
00:44:06,170 --> 00:44:07,628
一個一個殺死你們
803
00:44:07,628 --> 00:44:09,212
來這裏找誰呀？
804
00:44:09,212 --> 00:44:11,878
-一會兒你就知道了
-找誰？
805
00:44:11,878 --> 00:44:14,253
我找你老媽算賬，開門
806
00:44:16,170 --> 00:44:17,420
快點進來
807
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:20,337
這麼大場面呀
808
00:44:20,337 --> 00:44:21,962
你當是自己家好了
809
00:44:21,962 --> 00:44:24,295
我不知投資了多少錢在這兒啦
810
00:44:24,295 --> 00:44:26,587
今天我要連本連利全拿回來
811
00:44:27,420 --> 00:44:28,420
骰子下就不受
812
00:44:28,420 --> 00:44:31,420
-讓一讓…下次莊我的
-有沒有搞錯呀
813
00:44:35,878 --> 00:44:37,420
十一樓
814
00:44:37,420 --> 00:44:39,670
很多單位
815
00:44:39,670 --> 00:44:42,962
兩個妞不知進了哪裏
816
00:44:45,628 --> 00:44:47,503
終於到了十一樓了
817
00:45:03,878 --> 00:45:05,545
燈泡也會爆的？
818
00:45:06,753 --> 00:45:10,337
又爆燈泡，一天爆幾次，想做死人啦
819
00:45:10,962 --> 00:45:13,420
什麼頂著我的腳呀？
820
00:45:15,170 --> 00:45:15,962
這垃圾是你丟的
821
00:45:15,962 --> 00:45:17,753
亂拋垃圾…
822
00:45:18,337 --> 00:45:20,920
這些破爛玩具槍四處丟
823
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:22,712
那些人真是沒公德心的
824
00:45:22,712 --> 00:45:24,337
想偷我的垃圾
825
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:28,795
這層樓特別多垃圾
826
00:45:28,795 --> 00:45:30,420
老爸也要多
827
00:45:40,295 --> 00:45:44,212
-保佑我們，贏錢
-保佑我們贏呀…
828
00:45:44,212 --> 00:45:46,003
雙天孖地
829
00:45:48,087 --> 00:45:49,420
你說多一次，你說什麼？
830
00:45:49,420 --> 00:45:51,628
什麼？雙天孖地呀
831
00:45:52,712 --> 00:45:56,128
怎麼會這樣
我明明擺雙天孖地的，變了四四
832
00:45:56,128 --> 00:45:57,837
有沒有搞錯，雙天孖地擺成四四
833
00:45:57,837 --> 00:45:59,753
怎麼會這樣擺的，神經病
834
00:45:59,753 --> 00:46:02,837
我也很少嘛！五五
835
00:46:02,837 --> 00:46:04,837
不過也贏你的
836
00:46:04,837 --> 00:46:06,753
阿嬸，你有沒有看見兩個女的
837
00:46:06,753 --> 00:46:09,545
頭髮這麼長的，一個胖，一個瘦
838
00:46:09,545 --> 00:46:12,503
沒有…白撞的
839
00:46:12,712 --> 00:46:15,587
到了…這次用刀砍死你
840
00:46:18,628 --> 00:46:20,003
他…
841
00:46:26,795 --> 00:46:28,212
地寶呀
842
00:46:28,545 --> 00:46:31,087
-收錢啦
-收錢
843
00:46:33,128 --> 00:46:36,212
雙天至尊，收錢啦
844
00:46:36,212 --> 00:46:37,462
又收錢啦
845
00:46:44,295 --> 00:46:45,253
回來了
846
00:46:45,253 --> 00:46:46,378
怎麼樣，有沒有發現
847
00:46:46,378 --> 00:46:47,503
沒有
848
00:46:47,503 --> 00:46:48,378
那兩個女的呢？
849
00:46:48,378 --> 00:46:49,337
不知道
850
00:46:49,337 --> 00:46:50,337
讓她們跑了？
851
00:46:50,337 --> 00:46:51,378
不是
852
00:46:51,378 --> 00:46:54,045
媽的！你現在耍我呀！她們在哪兒？
853
00:46:54,045 --> 00:46:55,170
她們還在上面
854
00:46:55,170 --> 00:46:57,420
不過我不知她們在哪裏，那怎麼辦？
855
00:46:57,878 --> 00:46:59,753
那我們在這裏盯著吧
856
00:47:27,962 --> 00:47:29,378
這次你們還不死定
857
00:47:29,378 --> 00:47:32,920
只要你們開車
駕駛盤有反應，那就會…
858
00:47:37,545 --> 00:47:40,295
-還有呀
-快點放下來吧
859
00:47:40,295 --> 00:47:41,878
你說是不是全靠它
860
00:47:41,878 --> 00:47:43,712
想不到這個盅那麼厲害
861
00:47:43,712 --> 00:47:45,503
當然了，走吧
862
00:47:46,712 --> 00:47:48,628
一會兒去哪裏？
863
00:47:48,628 --> 00:47:50,253
回家才說吧
864
00:47:50,253 --> 00:47:51,378
-依我說呢…
-這麼久的？
865
00:47:51,378 --> 00:47:53,337
-今天晚上一定要大吃一頓的
-換衣服嘛
866
00:47:53,337 --> 00:47:56,253
-我就不是，我就想去…
-Peter仔
867
00:47:56,253 --> 00:47:57,712
還不給我抓到你這個仆街
868
00:47:57,712 --> 00:47:59,587
-阿娥
-打他吧
869
00:47:59,587 --> 00:48:00,795
Peter
870
00:48:00,795 --> 00:48:02,587
還想跑，去死吧
871
00:48:02,587 --> 00:48:04,962
-你為什麼打人？
-你走開
872
00:48:04,962 --> 00:48:07,087
你媽的…騙我的錢
873
00:48:07,087 --> 00:48:08,878
不要…阿娥，不要打了
874
00:48:08,878 --> 00:48:10,753
不要？騙我錢的時候也沒聽見你說不要？
875
00:48:10,753 --> 00:48:11,878
-拉他上頂樓再打！
-死吧
876
00:48:11,878 --> 00:48:12,503
走呀！
877
00:48:12,503 --> 00:48:14,545
-Peter…
-打死他！
878
00:48:17,545 --> 00:48:19,462
-你這死仆街！
-你去死吧！
879
00:48:19,462 --> 00:48:20,378
踢死你…
880
00:48:20,378 --> 00:48:24,003
-女人錢也騙，打死你，仆街
-不要打…
881
00:48:24,003 --> 00:48:27,420
你這混蛋，我以前怎麼對你騙光我的錢
882
00:48:27,420 --> 00:48:29,128
-別跟他說這麼多，打死他吧
-死呀…
883
00:48:29,128 --> 00:48:31,128
你沒有良心的，去死吧
884
00:48:31,128 --> 00:48:33,503
-死呀…
-打他…
885
00:48:33,503 --> 00:48:35,295
就是她們兩個
886
00:48:35,295 --> 00:48:37,295
-老大
-死吧
887
00:48:37,295 --> 00:48:38,920
-Peter…
-就是這兩個三八是吧？
888
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:40,003
是呀…
889
00:48:40,003 --> 00:48:41,462
-揍她！
-是
890
00:48:44,170 --> 00:48:45,587
死吧，走呀
891
00:48:45,878 --> 00:48:46,837
老大，你怎麼了
892
00:48:46,837 --> 00:48:48,337
追呀
893
00:48:49,712 --> 00:48:51,128
跑快點…
894
00:48:51,128 --> 00:48:52,087
-臭三八
-在跑嘛
895
00:48:52,087 --> 00:48:53,003
快點
896
00:48:53,003 --> 00:48:55,170
-別跑
-快點啦
897
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:00,628
求求你保佑我們
李小龍上身，保佑我們…
898
00:49:00,628 --> 00:49:01,670
求求你
899
00:49:02,837 --> 00:49:04,712
-臭三八，還跑！
-上！
900
00:49:11,795 --> 00:49:13,670
老大，她做什麼
901
00:49:13,670 --> 00:49:15,628
還裝蒜，上
902
00:49:24,878 --> 00:49:27,670
這麼厲害的，難道神打上身？
903
00:49:28,587 --> 00:49:29,920
來呀
904
00:49:30,587 --> 00:49:31,878
走呀！
905
00:49:37,628 --> 00:49:39,420
Peter，快點走吧…
906
00:49:39,420 --> 00:49:40,795
Peter
907
00:49:40,795 --> 00:49:42,795
我腳軟，跑不動呀…
908
00:49:47,753 --> 00:49:50,545
打夠了沒有，打夠了就走
909
00:49:54,837 --> 00:49:56,878
想不到在這兒碰見仆街Peter仔
910
00:49:56,878 --> 00:49:58,378
這口氣下了吧
911
00:49:58,378 --> 00:49:59,628
別再讓我碰到他
912
00:49:59,628 --> 00:50:00,587
-她們出來了
-出來了…
913
00:50:02,378 --> 00:50:03,920
跟著她…
914
00:50:08,003 --> 00:50:10,253
開快點啦…
915
00:50:21,545 --> 00:50:24,170
幸虧我技術好
否則撞過去的就是我們了
916
00:50:25,420 --> 00:50:26,753
我還嫌沒打個夠呀
917
00:50:26,753 --> 00:50:28,545
這麼生氣幹嘛
918
00:50:28,545 --> 00:50:32,253
我們現在有的是錢
想想怎麼去享受才是，對不對
919
00:50:32,712 --> 00:50:34,670
十三，十四，十五
920
00:50:34,670 --> 00:50:36,670
-在十五樓
-我們上去
921
00:50:42,962 --> 00:50:46,753
還用說嘛
我們這次真是一朝得志變鳳凰了
922
00:50:46,753 --> 00:50:48,920
變天鵝不行嗎？鳳凰就是雞嘛
923
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:49,712
隨便啦…
924
00:50:50,670 --> 00:50:52,420
我猜是這間了
925
00:50:52,795 --> 00:50:54,212
-數得手也軟了
-是呀
926
00:50:54,212 --> 00:50:57,212
-先把東西收起來，快點
-誰呀…
927
00:50:57,212 --> 00:50:58,545
我們是警察
928
00:50:58,545 --> 00:51:01,045
要找剛才進去的兩個女的
929
00:51:01,045 --> 00:51:04,212
糟了…為什麼警察會找上門的
930
00:51:04,212 --> 00:51:06,628
-一定是剛才跟蹤我們進來的
-那怎麼辦？
931
00:51:07,295 --> 00:51:09,378
你先躲起來，我作弄他們
932
00:51:19,337 --> 00:51:20,837
讓我看看證件
933
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:27,045
進來
934
00:51:27,837 --> 00:51:29,128
謝謝阿婆
935
00:51:31,170 --> 00:51:34,420
阿婆，剛才進來的那兩個女的？
936
00:51:34,420 --> 00:51:35,837
她們進了廁所
937
00:51:35,837 --> 00:51:37,712
她們住在這裏嗎？
938
00:51:38,253 --> 00:51:41,753
不是…她們是我孫女的朋友
939
00:51:41,753 --> 00:51:43,462
那你的孫女呢？
940
00:51:43,462 --> 00:51:45,253
她外出還沒回來
941
00:51:45,253 --> 00:51:48,087
你們兩位隨便坐，我去倒茶給你們
942
00:51:53,087 --> 00:51:53,920
汽水可以了
943
00:51:55,378 --> 00:51:57,253
你一向不喝汽水喝茶的
944
00:51:57,253 --> 00:52:01,378
環境，不同，下藥，茶裏，怎麼知道
945
00:52:01,378 --> 00:52:04,212
傻瓜，汽水也一樣可以下毒
946
00:52:04,212 --> 00:52:06,628
機會，小一些
947
00:52:07,837 --> 00:52:10,253
小心！屋子，有問題
948
00:52:10,253 --> 00:52:11,587
你怎麼知道
949
00:52:11,587 --> 00:52:12,753
感覺
950
00:52:13,128 --> 00:52:14,545
我感覺你不妥才是
951
00:52:14,545 --> 00:52:16,003
說話只有你自己才明白
952
00:52:16,003 --> 00:52:19,420
屋子有多大？一眼看清！
有什麼問題？
953
00:52:19,420 --> 00:52:22,420
有問題！阿婆，進去倒茶，很久了
954
00:52:28,003 --> 00:52:29,212
幹什麼？
955
00:52:29,212 --> 00:52:30,878
阿Sir，我幾十歲
956
00:52:30,878 --> 00:52:33,878
差點給你嚇死，喝茶吧
957
00:52:35,128 --> 00:52:37,462
-你…你是？…
-我
958
00:52:37,462 --> 00:52:42,045
我就是剛才開門給你的婆婆的丈夫
959
00:52:42,045 --> 00:52:44,628
那…阿婆呢？
960
00:52:44,628 --> 00:52:46,087
你找她
961
00:52:47,587 --> 00:52:50,337
她在房裏，我替你叫她出來
962
00:52:50,962 --> 00:52:54,462
老婆子，阿Sir找你
963
00:52:58,170 --> 00:53:02,962
-沒理由的…
-幹什麼，又在自己嚇自己
964
00:53:03,337 --> 00:53:07,045
阿婆進去，明明看到，不見出來
965
00:53:07,962 --> 00:53:09,128
也許在我們談話那時
966
00:53:09,128 --> 00:53:11,337
你沒發覺她走開了是吧？
967
00:53:11,337 --> 00:53:12,837
不會吧？
968
00:53:17,628 --> 00:53:19,212
你們兩個找我姐姐？
969
00:53:19,212 --> 00:53:21,087
-誰呀？
-這裏
970
00:53:22,712 --> 00:53:23,420
你是誰？
971
00:53:23,420 --> 00:53:25,462
我就是我姐姐的妹妹
972
00:53:25,462 --> 00:53:28,170
你找我姐姐要等好久的
973
00:53:28,170 --> 00:53:30,337
好急呀，去拉屎
974
00:53:33,420 --> 00:53:36,295
你們倆等一等，我拉完屎再跟你們談
975
00:53:37,337 --> 00:53:39,212
看來這屋子真的有點古怪
976
00:53:39,212 --> 00:53:42,170
是呀，你也說是吧？
977
00:53:42,587 --> 00:53:44,170
-糟了
-什麼？
978
00:53:44,170 --> 00:53:46,462
那個阿婆不是說那女的進了廁所嗎
979
00:53:46,462 --> 00:53:49,253
那這個…那個…
980
00:53:50,003 --> 00:53:53,003
開門…究竟是誰在裏面
981
00:53:53,003 --> 00:53:56,170
如果她不開門，不如我們撞門吧！
982
00:53:56,170 --> 00:53:57,462
好啊！
983
00:54:01,587 --> 00:54:05,087
有沒有搞錯呀
你們兩個年青人這麼沒禮貌
984
00:54:05,087 --> 00:54:08,087
竟然偷看阿婆大便，真羞家
985
00:54:08,087 --> 00:54:10,462
你媽媽沒有教你們的嗎？
986
00:54:13,003 --> 00:54:15,212
我們沒眼花吧！
987
00:54:15,795 --> 00:54:17,545
-痛不痛
-痛
988
00:54:17,795 --> 00:54:19,837
-痛不痛
-好痛呀
989
00:54:24,753 --> 00:54:28,628
阿嬤，我肚子好餓，有沒有東西吃？
990
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:38,587
你阿嬤在房裏，我叫她煮東西給你吃吧
991
00:54:42,712 --> 00:54:47,045
剛吃完飯沒多久又肚餓，你生蟲嗎？
992
00:54:47,045 --> 00:54:49,128
我帶你去看醫生吧
993
00:54:53,003 --> 00:54:56,712
我不要去看醫生呀，打針很痛的
994
00:55:02,378 --> 00:55:04,378
你登記了做選民沒有？
995
00:55:05,628 --> 00:55:09,212
為什麼還不登記，記著登記呀
996
00:55:09,212 --> 00:55:13,462
香港政府很需要你們的參與和意見的
997
00:55:13,462 --> 00:55:15,128
明天記得去啦
998
00:55:19,878 --> 00:55:25,087
各位姐妹，今天教大家作舞女的儀態
999
00:55:25,087 --> 00:55:28,170
走路一定要擺呀擺的
1000
00:55:28,170 --> 00:55:31,212
屁股擺動越厲害越好
1001
00:55:31,212 --> 00:55:34,295
胸部一定要搖呀搖的
1002
00:55:37,795 --> 00:55:39,087
像我這樣
1003
00:55:39,087 --> 00:55:42,003
你們看這兩個男人看得多開心
1004
00:55:42,003 --> 00:55:44,170
你們說是不是
1005
00:55:47,420 --> 00:55:50,920
媽呀，鬼呀
1006
00:55:53,837 --> 00:55:56,587
你們倆不等我姐姐回來嗎？
1007
00:55:56,587 --> 00:55:59,045
不等了…下次吧
1008
00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:02,378
-拜拜
-快點…
1009
00:56:05,253 --> 00:56:07,587
-他們走了
-還不玩死那兩個仆街
1010
00:56:08,045 --> 00:56:11,128
好爽呀…
1011
00:56:11,128 --> 00:56:13,837
他們怕得尿尿呀
1012
00:56:16,295 --> 00:56:18,753
快點回去告訴阿SIR兇手可能是一隻鬼
1013
00:56:20,295 --> 00:56:23,253
我要買屋，要有游泳池的
1014
00:56:23,253 --> 00:56:26,212
我要請個司機駕著勞斯萊斯到處去
1015
00:56:26,212 --> 00:56:27,962
-我還要…
-什麼也不是
1016
00:56:27,962 --> 00:56:30,128
最重要去一處沒人認識的地方
1017
00:56:30,128 --> 00:56:32,337
有道理，可是我們現在到哪兒去呢
1018
00:56:32,337 --> 00:56:34,170
我們現在馬上訂飛機票
不管去什麼地方
1019
00:56:34,170 --> 00:56:36,795
總之要儘快離開香港，走吧
1020
00:56:37,962 --> 00:56:39,045
先把東西藏起來
1021
00:56:39,045 --> 00:56:40,253
是呀
1022
00:56:43,837 --> 00:56:46,670
喂，甜心
1023
00:56:48,212 --> 00:56:50,753
我今晚上來找你呀
1024
00:56:50,753 --> 00:56:53,295
你預備雞粥給我宵夜吧
1025
00:56:53,295 --> 00:56:56,837
好…就這樣好了
1026
00:56:56,837 --> 00:57:00,628
慢著…先親一下
1027
00:57:01,170 --> 00:57:02,712
拜拜
1028
00:57:06,628 --> 00:57:08,462
-報告
-報告
1029
00:57:23,962 --> 00:57:26,462
阿SIR，我們…
1030
00:57:27,962 --> 00:57:32,253
發生什麼事，又是你們兩個
1031
00:57:32,253 --> 00:57:35,003
這次又練什麼功呀？
1032
00:57:35,003 --> 00:57:37,295
鬼，撞鬼
1033
00:57:37,670 --> 00:57:41,420
又撞鬼，你看得猛鬼片太多是吧？
1034
00:57:41,420 --> 00:57:42,962
不是呀，是真的
1035
00:57:42,962 --> 00:57:45,087
我們跟那個女的去了她女朋友家
1036
00:57:45,087 --> 00:57:46,670
進了屋子就不見了那個女的
1037
00:57:46,670 --> 00:57:48,878
接著看見一個阿婆
阿婆說那個女的進了廁所
1038
00:57:48,878 --> 00:57:49,795
跟著阿婆不見了
1039
00:57:49,795 --> 00:57:51,920
又見到一個阿伯，阿伯說阿婆進了房
1040
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:53,087
後來又不見了那個阿伯
1041
00:57:53,087 --> 00:57:54,045
跟著看見一個侏儒
1042
00:57:54,045 --> 00:57:55,587
那侏儒…
1043
00:57:55,587 --> 00:57:58,628
那侏儒，是女的，朋友，小孩，進廁所
1044
00:57:58,628 --> 00:58:00,837
那個阿婆說那個女孩，進廁所
1045
00:58:00,837 --> 00:58:02,878
把門撞開，不見侏儒，沒有女孩
1046
00:58:02,878 --> 00:58:06,587
不要多說了，我都不知道你在說什麼
1047
00:58:06,587 --> 00:58:08,712
不是呀，她一時變譚惠珠
1048
00:58:08,712 --> 00:58:11,212
一時變大姐明，一時變侏儒
1049
00:58:11,795 --> 00:58:15,170
你們現在是警察還是娛樂記者
1050
00:58:15,170 --> 00:58:19,128
如果不想幹就回蘇格蘭場繼續練功
1051
00:58:19,128 --> 00:58:20,587
不是呀…
1052
00:58:20,587 --> 00:58:22,087
不是就滾出去
1053
00:58:28,545 --> 00:58:33,878
我都說過啦，真的沒好過呀
1054
00:58:35,795 --> 00:58:37,378
不是我親眼看見，我也不相信呀
1055
00:58:37,378 --> 00:58:38,628
你也這樣說嘛
1056
00:58:38,628 --> 00:58:40,462
是有腦的人都會這樣說的
1057
00:58:40,462 --> 00:58:41,837
那現在我們怎麼辦
1058
00:58:42,170 --> 00:58:43,337
你問我，我問誰？
1059
00:58:43,337 --> 00:58:44,128
問我啦
1060
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:46,753
你們是否撞鬼呀
1061
00:58:46,753 --> 00:58:47,753
是呀…
1062
00:58:48,545 --> 00:58:50,670
-有什麼辦法？
-是呀
1063
00:58:50,670 --> 00:58:53,212
我幾十歲人，有什麼沒看見過
1064
00:58:53,212 --> 00:58:55,503
-想當年我…
-不要想當年啦
1065
00:58:55,503 --> 00:58:57,795
你先想想這一年，我們應該怎樣
1066
00:58:57,795 --> 00:59:00,212
鬼最怕紅內褲的
1067
00:59:00,212 --> 00:59:02,962
-看到這東西就怕得要走啦
-真的？
1068
00:59:02,962 --> 00:59:06,837
還有，你們去之前，要帶柚子葉去洗眼
1069
00:59:06,837 --> 00:59:09,962
就算那隻鬼去到任何地方，你也見到她
1070
00:59:09,962 --> 00:59:10,920
-真的？
-真的？
1071
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:14,170
信不信由你，說也說過了
1072
00:59:14,170 --> 00:59:15,962
那信不信呀？
1073
00:59:15,962 --> 00:59:19,420
信不信！不信還有其他辦法嗎？走吧
1074
00:59:21,045 --> 00:59:22,837
你個賤婦還不認有姦夫
1075
00:59:22,837 --> 00:59:25,170
我今天特地不上班，看你有什麼行動
1076
00:59:25,170 --> 00:59:27,587
誰知每次按鐘的都是男人
1077
00:59:27,587 --> 00:59:30,462
如果再有下次
我就不會給你面子了，我告訴你
1078
00:59:34,212 --> 00:59:35,795
先生，我想請問一下…
1079
00:59:35,795 --> 00:59:37,378
問你的媽
1080
00:59:40,545 --> 00:59:42,753
我媽怎麼知道她住哪裏呢？
1081
00:59:44,003 --> 00:59:45,753
一定是在這兒
1082
01:00:11,378 --> 01:00:12,378
在哪裏呢？
1083
01:00:12,795 --> 01:00:14,170
這次有備而戰了
1084
01:00:14,170 --> 01:00:15,087
柚子葉
1085
01:00:15,087 --> 01:00:16,212
紅內褲穿了沒有
1086
01:00:16,212 --> 01:00:17,295
穿了
1087
01:00:18,545 --> 01:00:19,670
出發
1088
01:00:48,253 --> 01:00:49,962
又碰到兩個警察
1089
01:00:50,462 --> 01:00:52,628
原來死得這麼恐怖的
1090
01:00:52,628 --> 01:00:55,045
別動，動手拿武器
1091
01:00:55,295 --> 01:00:57,587
驚，還有得你驚
1092
01:01:04,295 --> 01:01:05,920
換位呀？…
1093
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:07,503
這兩個警察搞什麼鬼呀
1094
01:01:07,503 --> 01:01:09,795
我想不會要我跟他們搞同性戀吧
1095
01:01:09,795 --> 01:01:13,170
他沒有反應的，治鬼，失靈
1096
01:01:13,170 --> 01:01:14,170
沒道理嘛
1097
01:01:14,170 --> 01:01:16,628
鍾伯說我們用屁股對著他，他會消失的
1098
01:01:17,003 --> 01:01:18,003
把我當鬼
1099
01:01:19,003 --> 01:01:20,795
全面進攻
1100
01:01:24,462 --> 01:01:25,503
上
1101
01:01:25,503 --> 01:01:26,753
接著上吧
1102
01:01:27,587 --> 01:01:32,003
我不行了…
1103
01:01:32,003 --> 01:01:34,003
-要你連地盤也沒了
-求之不得啦
1104
01:01:34,003 --> 01:01:38,295
我死了，我要走啦…
1105
01:01:39,253 --> 01:01:41,587
我死了…
1106
01:01:43,670 --> 01:01:44,878
行了…
1107
01:01:44,878 --> 01:01:46,920
快點搜搜，看看有沒有什麼蛛絲馬跡
1108
01:01:48,628 --> 01:01:49,962
騙我去拍錄影帶
1109
01:01:49,962 --> 01:01:51,712
你就好啦，拍錄影帶
1110
01:01:51,712 --> 01:01:53,378
我去拍藏春閣而已
1111
01:01:53,378 --> 01:01:56,712
我更淒慘，拍龍虎豹寫真
1112
01:01:56,712 --> 01:01:59,045
想不到爛賭如會懂得那些旁門左道
1113
01:01:59,045 --> 01:02:00,670
什麼旁門左道
1114
01:02:00,670 --> 01:02:04,670
九成是養鬼仔，我們才會被鬼迷的
1115
01:02:04,670 --> 01:02:06,378
神仙婆的東西靈不靈驗的
1116
01:02:06,378 --> 01:02:09,087
當然靈，她專門捉鬼的嘛
1117
01:02:09,087 --> 01:02:10,420
穿好紅內褲吧
1118
01:02:10,420 --> 01:02:13,170
何止紅內褲，胸圍也穿好了
1119
01:02:16,878 --> 01:02:18,503
-沒有
-全屋子也搜過，沒有可疑的
1120
01:02:18,503 --> 01:02:19,795
走吧…
1121
01:02:25,878 --> 01:02:26,545
上…
1122
01:02:27,712 --> 01:02:29,587
看你們倆往哪兒跑
1123
01:02:29,587 --> 01:02:32,628
死鬼，怕了罷！還不邪死你
1124
01:02:32,628 --> 01:02:34,170
是呀…邪死你…
1125
01:02:34,170 --> 01:02:35,587
-當我們是鬼
-是呀
1126
01:02:35,587 --> 01:02:38,045
怕了，還有你怕的
1127
01:02:38,045 --> 01:02:39,420
是呀…
1128
01:02:41,878 --> 01:02:44,920
-我受不了
-我死了…
1129
01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:45,920
邪死你…
1130
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:47,462
果然有效
1131
01:02:47,462 --> 01:02:49,920
-既然有效，就斬草除根
-好
1132
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:51,003
除根？
1133
01:02:51,003 --> 01:02:52,170
怎樣除根呀？
1134
01:02:52,170 --> 01:02:56,087
你忘了神仙婆說過嗎？
把鬼姦了嘛，以陰採陰
1135
01:02:56,087 --> 01:02:58,337
姦到他法力盡失，姦他吧
1136
01:02:58,337 --> 01:02:59,087
好！就這麼決定
1137
01:02:59,087 --> 01:03:05,920
-不要不姦我們…不要…
-起來呀…
1138
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:08,337
-進去…幹什麼？
-不要不姦我呀…
1139
01:03:08,337 --> 01:03:09,753
-進去呀
-不要不姦我呀
1140
01:03:09,753 --> 01:03:11,753
-你們別這樣對我嘛
-早知道有今天
1141
01:03:11,753 --> 01:03:13,003
又何必當初這樣對我們
1142
01:03:13,003 --> 01:03:14,128
小肥，我們一起夾攻
1143
01:03:14,128 --> 01:03:16,087
好，起來
1144
01:03:16,087 --> 01:03:18,087
反正已經兩個，也不差你呀
1145
01:03:18,087 --> 01:03:19,628
來就來，怕你嗎？
1146
01:03:20,753 --> 01:03:25,045
-不要不姦我呀…千萬不要不姦我呀…
-進去呀
1147
01:03:28,087 --> 01:03:33,253
臭丫頭，竟敢在老虎頭上動土
1148
01:03:33,253 --> 01:03:34,503
今晚要她好看
1149
01:03:34,712 --> 01:03:39,128
這些錢，連本帶利也夠我們分了
1150
01:03:39,128 --> 01:03:40,503
舒服了
1151
01:03:40,503 --> 01:03:43,087
舒服完就走吧
1152
01:03:43,087 --> 01:03:44,545
走呀…
1153
01:03:47,253 --> 01:03:48,628
舒服了
1154
01:03:51,170 --> 01:03:53,545
今天是我一生中最開心的日子
1155
01:03:53,545 --> 01:03:55,628
還有得你開心呀
1156
01:03:55,628 --> 01:03:57,628
今晚一定開心得睡不著
1157
01:03:59,795 --> 01:04:01,045
怎樣慶祝呀？
1158
01:04:01,045 --> 01:04:02,753
上了飛機才慶祝吧
1159
01:04:02,753 --> 01:04:04,837
搞不好大哥雄隨時會找到我們的
1160
01:04:05,087 --> 01:04:08,337
一天沒離開香港也不算安全
1161
01:04:08,337 --> 01:04:11,212
-要著草呀？那不是很糟嘛
-太膽小了吧，怕什麼呢？
1162
01:04:11,212 --> 01:04:15,878
我們有個寶貝在手嘛
就算是蘭保也不用怕
1163
01:04:15,878 --> 01:04:16,878
寶貝
1164
01:04:16,878 --> 01:04:19,212
你說這個寶貝到底是神仙…
1165
01:04:19,212 --> 01:04:20,628
還是那些髒東西
1166
01:04:20,628 --> 01:04:24,420
你才髒呀，它一定是神仙
1167
01:04:24,420 --> 01:04:27,337
它不止替我們弄錢，還保著我們的命
1168
01:04:27,337 --> 01:04:28,837
要不是上次它上了我們的身
1169
01:04:28,837 --> 01:04:31,170
我怎能夠把那班仆街打個半死
1170
01:04:31,170 --> 01:04:34,420
是的，保佑保佑呀
1171
01:04:36,003 --> 01:04:38,003
別說那麼多，快點回家收拾東西吧
1172
01:04:38,003 --> 01:04:39,212
-我們今晚在機場見
-是
1173
01:04:39,212 --> 01:04:40,878
-那我先走了
-快點…
1174
01:04:40,878 --> 01:04:42,795
-不要遲到
-知道了
1175
01:04:44,462 --> 01:04:46,337
奪寶，謀殺
1176
01:04:46,337 --> 01:04:50,087
沒錯，原來兩幫人為了一個寶貝起殺機
1177
01:04:50,087 --> 01:04:51,878
錯，是三幫人
1178
01:04:51,878 --> 01:04:52,878
三幫？
1179
01:04:52,878 --> 01:04:54,337
是，還有我們
1180
01:04:54,337 --> 01:04:55,670
我們？
1181
01:04:55,670 --> 01:04:58,170
搶寶貝，一網打盡
1182
01:04:58,170 --> 01:04:59,253
好
1183
01:05:17,795 --> 01:05:18,628
喂
1184
01:05:18,628 --> 01:05:22,378
爛賭如，你好大的膽，竟敢起我尾注
1185
01:05:22,378 --> 01:05:23,753
你是誰
1186
01:05:23,753 --> 01:05:25,128
大哥雄
1187
01:05:25,128 --> 01:05:26,378
你想怎麼樣
1188
01:05:26,378 --> 01:05:27,753
沒什麼
1189
01:05:28,170 --> 01:05:29,795
我告訴你
1190
01:05:29,795 --> 01:05:31,628
那些錢我可以不要
1191
01:05:31,628 --> 01:05:34,670
不過我還有件東西在你那裏，你明白了
1192
01:05:34,670 --> 01:05:37,628
什麼呀？哪有呀？
1193
01:05:37,628 --> 01:05:41,503
你不用裝蒜，不要緊的
1194
01:05:41,503 --> 01:05:43,587
你儘管拿去吧
1195
01:05:43,587 --> 01:05:46,753
我可以再請第二個
1196
01:05:46,753 --> 01:05:53,003
不過你的朋友就不可以找第二個了
1197
01:05:53,712 --> 01:05:55,212
-阿如，救我
-別動
1198
01:05:55,212 --> 01:05:58,128
-阿娥…
-快點救我
1199
01:05:58,128 --> 01:05:59,962
-怎麼樣？
-那你想怎麼樣？
1200
01:05:59,962 --> 01:06:05,253
晚上七點鐘，沙田偉業工廠大廈十八樓
1201
01:06:05,253 --> 01:06:07,545
她的命在你手上的
1202
01:06:16,337 --> 01:06:17,337
錢跟那個盅呢？
1203
01:06:29,253 --> 01:06:31,003
連著三次也是這支籤
1204
01:06:31,003 --> 01:06:32,337
那是什麼意思
1205
01:06:32,337 --> 01:06:36,670
照這支籤的顯示
這隻女鬼是因桃色事件而死的
1206
01:06:36,670 --> 01:06:38,628
很可能是姦殺
1207
01:06:38,628 --> 01:06:42,462
但是，最奇怪的是這支是陰陽會合籤
1208
01:06:42,462 --> 01:06:44,837
沒理由這女鬼是陰陽人的
1209
01:06:44,837 --> 01:06:46,670
難道她是男女皆合的
1210
01:06:46,670 --> 01:06:49,295
不是，除非她有身孕
1211
01:06:49,295 --> 01:06:52,378
而肚裏面的是個男孩
1212
01:06:52,378 --> 01:06:54,045
這也是道理
1213
01:06:54,045 --> 01:06:55,545
那案情越來越複雜了
1214
01:06:55,545 --> 01:06:57,128
後巷的那條屍也是隻女鬼
1215
01:07:00,087 --> 01:07:01,295
把盅拿回去盯著那女的
1216
01:07:01,295 --> 01:07:02,503
可能有意外驚喜的
1217
01:07:02,503 --> 01:07:04,462
是呀，可能又上床呀
1218
01:07:04,462 --> 01:07:05,962
床你的頭呀
1219
01:07:20,503 --> 01:07:21,962
跟著她上去
1220
01:07:25,670 --> 01:07:27,045
那石盅呢？
1221
01:07:27,045 --> 01:07:28,003
在裏面呀
1222
01:07:28,003 --> 01:07:29,337
一起拿走吧
1223
01:07:30,878 --> 01:07:32,378
你開門拿吧
1224
01:07:33,587 --> 01:07:36,212
糟了，忘記拿鑰匙
1225
01:07:36,212 --> 01:07:37,420
那怎麼辦
1226
01:07:53,545 --> 01:07:55,878
有沒有人呀？我來了
1227
01:08:00,878 --> 01:08:03,170
阿如，救我啊
1228
01:08:03,170 --> 01:08:04,003
阿娥
1229
01:08:05,712 --> 01:08:08,337
怎麼了？你怕了
1230
01:08:08,337 --> 01:08:10,795
你現在才知道怕呀
1231
01:08:11,212 --> 01:08:14,837
臭丫頭，你膽子也不小
1232
01:08:14,837 --> 01:08:17,837
我大哥雄的東西你也敢偷
1233
01:08:17,837 --> 01:08:20,462
我怕，我真的不怕呀
1234
01:08:20,462 --> 01:08:22,212
我有這東西用不著怕你呀
1235
01:08:22,212 --> 01:08:23,587
你快把我朋友放出來
1236
01:08:23,587 --> 01:08:25,337
要不然我用這東西對付你
1237
01:08:26,462 --> 01:08:28,337
對付我？
1238
01:08:30,378 --> 01:08:32,587
你對付我？
1239
01:08:32,587 --> 01:08:36,128
我早知你有這一招，把盅拿來
1240
01:08:36,128 --> 01:08:38,587
是！老大，盅呀！
1241
01:08:42,253 --> 01:08:44,295
這個盅的小鬼呢
1242
01:08:44,295 --> 01:08:47,753
就是你那個盅裏面那女鬼的兒子
1243
01:08:49,170 --> 01:08:51,462
只要那女鬼有什麼行動
1244
01:08:51,462 --> 01:08:54,920
我就把它丟進硃砂火盤裏毀滅它
1245
01:08:56,087 --> 01:09:00,837
你猜那女鬼還會聽你的話來對付我嗎？
1246
01:09:00,837 --> 01:09:04,170
在這情況下怎麼可以
讓他知道這盅是假的
1247
01:09:04,170 --> 01:09:06,420
怎樣也要裝真的
1248
01:09:07,295 --> 01:09:10,878
你說話呀
你拿你父親的骨灰盅來當她兒子
1249
01:09:10,878 --> 01:09:12,212
你不如認是她孫子
1250
01:09:12,212 --> 01:09:14,045
你都神經病的
1251
01:09:14,045 --> 01:09:15,587
替我教訓這個不肖子
1252
01:09:17,087 --> 01:09:19,212
-教訓我？
-幹什麼
1253
01:09:21,378 --> 01:09:23,670
喂，替我打他們
1254
01:09:23,670 --> 01:09:27,587
喂…聽到嗎？喂…打他們吧！
1255
01:09:28,045 --> 01:09:31,462
對吧，我已說過不靈的
1256
01:09:33,087 --> 01:09:35,087
你個吃屎狗，你去吃屎吧
1257
01:09:36,378 --> 01:09:38,670
老大，那盅好像還靈的
1258
01:09:38,670 --> 01:09:43,503
你看那邊，真的有隻狗在吃屎
1259
01:09:44,337 --> 01:09:48,670
你吃屎吧
吃屎狗是罵我呀！罵隻狗嗎？
1260
01:09:48,670 --> 01:09:50,462
你聰明點好不好？
1261
01:09:54,878 --> 01:09:56,795
這麼沒用的，弄那麼久都弄不開
1262
01:09:56,795 --> 01:10:00,128
走開吧，讓我來！真沒用的
1263
01:10:09,003 --> 01:10:10,420
這不是行了嗎？
1264
01:10:11,378 --> 01:10:15,670
這也行？為什麼你不用拳頭而用頭呢？
1265
01:10:15,670 --> 01:10:18,003
你不知道人的身體最硬的是頭嗎？
1266
01:10:18,003 --> 01:10:19,462
不是牙齒嗎？
1267
01:10:19,878 --> 01:10:21,462
那你用牙齒試試看
1268
01:10:23,128 --> 01:10:25,003
這麼危險，還是不要了
1269
01:10:35,628 --> 01:10:37,587
今次還不殺死你兩個冚家鏟
1270
01:10:37,795 --> 01:10:39,087
你不要逼我呀
1271
01:10:39,087 --> 01:10:41,587
我最多打破它，一拍兩散
1272
01:10:42,878 --> 01:10:44,962
現在是發難了
1273
01:10:44,962 --> 01:10:46,503
好吧，你先放人
1274
01:10:46,503 --> 01:10:49,253
不行，讓我告訴你
1275
01:10:50,045 --> 01:10:52,253
一手交人，一手交盅
1276
01:10:52,253 --> 01:10:53,920
否則我就打死她
1277
01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:56,045
-看你能否出得了這個門口
-不要呀…
1278
01:10:56,045 --> 01:10:57,837
這樣…交換吧
1279
01:10:59,628 --> 01:11:00,628
走
1280
01:11:01,837 --> 01:11:03,795
糟了，怎麼辦？
1281
01:11:03,795 --> 01:11:06,712
-你把盅交給我，我就放人
-給他…
1282
01:11:07,253 --> 01:11:09,545
要不要把假盅給他呢？
1283
01:11:09,837 --> 01:11:11,795
他們好像在交易
1284
01:11:12,420 --> 01:11:13,962
肯定是了
1285
01:11:13,962 --> 01:11:16,170
那女的好像拿著一個盅
1286
01:11:16,170 --> 01:11:18,878
這盅在我們手上，他們交易什麼呢？
1287
01:11:19,253 --> 01:11:20,462
快點救我呀
1288
01:11:21,420 --> 01:11:23,420
死就死吧，一手交一手
1289
01:11:23,420 --> 01:11:26,503
一、二、三、跑呀
1290
01:11:27,587 --> 01:11:28,795
想跑
1291
01:11:31,003 --> 01:11:32,712
你們倆跑這麼快去哪裏？
1292
01:11:33,628 --> 01:11:35,462
我有了這兩個盅
1293
01:11:35,462 --> 01:11:38,628
我們就可以為所欲為了
1294
01:11:41,003 --> 01:11:42,587
你現在想怎麼樣？
1295
01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:45,420
想怎麼樣？
1296
01:11:53,628 --> 01:11:55,628
拿來，這麼笨
1297
01:12:00,045 --> 01:12:02,837
-殺死她們
-是，老大…
1298
01:12:02,837 --> 01:12:04,503
-你們幹什麼？
-殺死她們嘛…
1299
01:12:04,503 --> 01:12:07,837
我對那盅說，站著一邊吧！
1300
01:12:07,837 --> 01:12:10,087
殺死她們…
1301
01:12:10,087 --> 01:12:12,962
不要，不要殺死我們，求你不要…
1302
01:12:12,962 --> 01:12:14,920
阿如，你幹什麼…
1303
01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:16,795
裝死
1304
01:12:23,170 --> 01:12:26,337
原來要滴血在盅上才會有力量的
1305
01:12:27,128 --> 01:12:28,253
試試看
1306
01:12:42,253 --> 01:12:43,545
你看什麼？
1307
01:12:44,378 --> 01:12:45,337
仆你個街
1308
01:12:47,337 --> 01:12:48,295
閃得快
1309
01:12:51,295 --> 01:12:52,212
誰呀
1310
01:12:52,212 --> 01:12:56,462
-我們是…警察，你們不要亂來
-警察？
1311
01:12:56,462 --> 01:13:00,128
我管你是超人呀！殺死他
1312
01:13:03,128 --> 01:13:04,503
為什麼你們不動手呀？
1313
01:13:04,503 --> 01:13:06,170
老大，我以為你跟盅說呀
1314
01:13:06,170 --> 01:13:08,087
我跟你老媽說呀！
1315
01:13:08,087 --> 01:13:09,587
每次要我出盅？
1316
01:13:09,587 --> 01:13:11,212
我養你們這班廢物幹什麼
1317
01:13:11,212 --> 01:13:13,920
殺死他，聰明點吧
1318
01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:15,878
-殺他…
-查理，按著
1319
01:13:15,878 --> 01:13:17,128
超人賜警察力量
1320
01:13:17,128 --> 01:13:19,670
-隔山打牛
-凌空打飛機
1321
01:13:29,420 --> 01:13:33,170
難道他們也養鬼，沒理由的
1322
01:13:41,712 --> 01:13:42,670
假的
1323
01:13:45,087 --> 01:13:48,253
臭丫頭，敢耍我
1324
01:13:51,378 --> 01:13:54,337
女鬼聽著，如果你再耍花樣
1325
01:13:54,337 --> 01:13:56,337
我就燒死你的兒子
1326
01:14:03,587 --> 01:14:05,295
怎麼不行的？不怕，再試試
1327
01:14:05,295 --> 01:14:09,962
-我打牛…
-打飛機…
1328
01:14:09,962 --> 01:14:11,837
沒反應呀
1329
01:14:13,295 --> 01:14:14,587
不行了，拔槍吧
1330
01:14:14,587 --> 01:14:17,128
別動，再動我就開槍
1331
01:14:18,253 --> 01:14:22,087
阿豪，把盅拿給我
1332
01:14:22,087 --> 01:14:25,712
拿來！拿來呀…
1333
01:14:25,712 --> 01:14:27,087
別動
1334
01:14:27,087 --> 01:14:28,087
老大
1335
01:14:29,045 --> 01:14:32,337
-把針筒拿來，注下去
-老大
1336
01:14:35,545 --> 01:14:39,170
你們真好膽，隔山打牛
1337
01:14:39,170 --> 01:14:41,712
我要你們兩個自己打自己
1338
01:14:44,003 --> 01:14:45,753
對不起，不關我事
1339
01:14:45,753 --> 01:14:47,795
我不想的，對不起
1340
01:14:47,795 --> 01:14:49,753
糟了，為什麼會這樣？
1341
01:14:49,753 --> 01:14:51,170
又來了
1342
01:14:53,545 --> 01:14:56,212
為什麼會這樣，不要
1343
01:14:56,212 --> 01:14:58,045
為何會翹起屁股的
1344
01:15:05,170 --> 01:15:06,253
停
1345
01:15:07,128 --> 01:15:08,920
你沒事吧？…
1346
01:15:08,920 --> 01:15:10,587
現在要你們倆拔槍
1347
01:15:12,503 --> 01:15:13,878
不要…
1348
01:15:13,878 --> 01:15:15,503
糟了
1349
01:15:18,753 --> 01:15:22,545
看著，小心我的頭，我的頭有腦的
1350
01:15:22,545 --> 01:15:25,962
你小心我最快樂最愛惜的地方
1351
01:15:25,962 --> 01:15:29,628
千萬不要開槍，不然就沒得玩了
1352
01:15:30,670 --> 01:15:33,670
慘了，那兩個警察快死了，這怎麼辦？
1353
01:15:33,670 --> 01:15:35,628
跑也跑不了，賭一賭吧
1354
01:15:35,628 --> 01:15:38,087
你去救那兩個警察，我去搶回那個盅
1355
01:15:44,212 --> 01:15:46,628
別動那個指頭，一動就完了
1356
01:15:52,670 --> 01:15:56,628
我的盅呢？
你個衰女搶走我的盅，豈有此理
1357
01:15:56,628 --> 01:16:00,670
替我捏死他們…忘記了滴血
1358
01:16:00,670 --> 01:16:03,045
-快點替我把盅搶回來
-是…
1359
01:16:03,712 --> 01:16:05,712
快點追，追呀
1360
01:16:16,628 --> 01:16:18,253
快點呀…
1361
01:16:27,420 --> 01:16:29,878
誰絆倒我，那盅呢？
1362
01:16:34,670 --> 01:16:35,878
不見了
1363
01:16:45,753 --> 01:16:47,170
替我…
1364
01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:04,962
還想走
1365
01:17:06,128 --> 01:17:07,587
接著
1366
01:17:10,837 --> 01:17:12,128
讓我接
1367
01:17:16,545 --> 01:17:20,753
不好意思！我也不想的，對不起
1368
01:17:26,003 --> 01:17:27,087
怎麼了
1369
01:17:27,087 --> 01:17:31,212
把兒子還給我
1370
01:17:31,212 --> 01:17:32,587
那小盅…
1371
01:17:35,712 --> 01:17:36,962
你們看什麼？
1372
01:17:42,337 --> 01:17:45,837
你替我殺死他們，我就把兒子還給你
1373
01:17:47,670 --> 01:17:52,087
你們全部都要死
1374
01:17:53,337 --> 01:17:54,337
走呀
1375
01:17:54,337 --> 01:17:56,462
-老大…
-擋住她…
1376
01:18:03,253 --> 01:18:04,420
快點吧…
1377
01:18:04,420 --> 01:18:05,837
來了…
1378
01:18:05,837 --> 01:18:08,545
-快脫褲…脫褲…
-快點脫，快點…
1379
01:18:15,045 --> 01:18:16,545
這也行？
1380
01:18:20,753 --> 01:18:21,503
怎麼樣？
1381
01:18:21,503 --> 01:18:23,378
不怕，脫褲子
1382
01:18:28,087 --> 01:18:33,753
全部脫褲子，向著她…
1383
01:18:33,753 --> 01:18:36,795
來呀…不怕你的…
1384
01:18:39,462 --> 01:18:40,628
向著她
1385
01:18:42,212 --> 01:18:43,712
她不怕的…
1386
01:18:54,128 --> 01:18:56,795
把兒子還給我
1387
01:18:56,795 --> 01:18:59,670
-不靈的，想辦法呀
-想辦法…
1388
01:19:00,337 --> 01:19:03,878
扔她…走吧
1389
01:19:04,212 --> 01:19:05,795
向那邊走…
1390
01:19:05,795 --> 01:19:08,878
把兒子還給我
1391
01:19:08,878 --> 01:19:10,087
你不要過來
1392
01:19:10,087 --> 01:19:11,712
過來我就燒死你的兒子
1393
01:19:14,587 --> 01:19:16,753
我好怕呀
1394
01:19:16,753 --> 01:19:20,295
怕吧！怕就替我殺死
那兩個警察跟那兩個女的
1395
01:19:23,212 --> 01:19:26,962
你憑什麼跟我談條件，把兒子還給我
1396
01:19:27,420 --> 01:19:28,295
走吧
1397
01:19:28,295 --> 01:19:29,253
那我們現在怎辦？
1398
01:19:29,253 --> 01:19:30,920
我怎麼知道！
1399
01:19:31,628 --> 01:19:32,712
只有跟她拼了
1400
01:19:32,712 --> 01:19:33,878
贏了還有一線生機
1401
01:19:33,878 --> 01:19:34,837
-是的
-沒錯
1402
01:19:34,837 --> 01:19:37,462
那你們倆把內褲脫掉，跟她拼了
1403
01:19:37,462 --> 01:19:39,295
-什麼，脫內褲
-是呀，脫呀
1404
01:19:39,295 --> 01:19:40,962
-脫呀…
-不行
1405
01:19:40,962 --> 01:19:42,170
-幫你脫
-真的脫？
1406
01:19:42,170 --> 01:19:43,337
-脫就脫
-脫呀
1407
01:19:43,337 --> 01:19:44,503
脫也不用你們幫手吧
1408
01:19:46,753 --> 01:19:48,170
不要來
1409
01:19:53,045 --> 01:19:54,295
有關二哥坐鎮
1410
01:19:54,295 --> 01:19:57,045
過來呀…
1411
01:19:57,045 --> 01:20:00,087
-她不敢過來
-好呀…
1412
01:20:01,503 --> 01:20:02,670
怎麼你這麼笨的
1413
01:20:02,670 --> 01:20:05,378
這次看看還有誰來保你
1414
01:20:05,378 --> 01:20:07,045
救命呀
1415
01:20:07,962 --> 01:20:10,295
救命呀
1416
01:20:10,962 --> 01:20:12,712
邪一邪你
1417
01:20:13,878 --> 01:20:15,128
行了
1418
01:20:15,545 --> 01:20:18,628
-打她吧
-上啦…
1419
01:20:19,670 --> 01:20:22,670
是我呀，去了哪裏？
1420
01:20:22,670 --> 01:20:24,128
-鬼呢？
-不見了
1421
01:20:28,545 --> 01:20:30,670
打你的小人手，打到你鬍鬚生滿手
1422
01:20:30,670 --> 01:20:32,962
打你的小人口，打到你有氣沒得唞
1423
01:20:32,962 --> 01:20:34,795
你打鬼還是打小人呀
1424
01:20:34,795 --> 01:20:36,670
危急嘛，隨便一句
1425
01:20:36,670 --> 01:20:38,545
去死啦…
1426
01:20:38,545 --> 01:20:41,337
打她…
1427
01:20:41,337 --> 01:20:42,128
去死了…
1428
01:20:42,128 --> 01:20:43,712
-去死了…
-打她
1429
01:20:43,712 --> 01:20:47,587
去死了…
1430
01:20:51,378 --> 01:20:52,878
回避呀…
1431
01:20:58,628 --> 01:21:00,253
你猜那女鬼死了沒有
1432
01:21:00,253 --> 01:21:02,003
不死也不遠矣
1433
01:21:02,003 --> 01:21:06,587
糟了！我的小盅呢？阿豪…
1434
01:21:06,587 --> 01:21:07,795
你還想走
1435
01:21:07,795 --> 01:21:09,753
你個仆街什麼也不好養，你養鬼
1436
01:21:09,753 --> 01:21:11,253
你屁股癢是吧
1437
01:21:11,253 --> 01:21:13,087
揍他…
1438
01:21:13,087 --> 01:21:16,753
先別動…我一定要把那小盅找回來
1439
01:21:16,753 --> 01:21:19,503
要是讓阿豪滴了血下去就糟了
1440
01:21:19,503 --> 01:21:21,170
滴了血下去又如何？
1441
01:21:21,170 --> 01:21:22,462
你知道什麼
1442
01:21:22,462 --> 01:21:25,295
那女鬼是靠吸血來維持法力的
1443
01:21:25,295 --> 01:21:26,337
大師說過
1444
01:21:26,337 --> 01:21:28,587
一星期只可以讓她吃一次血
1445
01:21:28,587 --> 01:21:31,670
如果阿豪滴血下去小盅上
讓女鬼吸收了醒過來
1446
01:21:31,670 --> 01:21:33,503
那時就不得了啦
1447
01:21:34,337 --> 01:21:36,587
我不明白跟那小盅有什麼關係？
1448
01:21:36,587 --> 01:21:38,337
那小鬼是胎死腹中的
1449
01:21:38,337 --> 01:21:40,753
跟那女鬼是相連一體的
1450
01:21:40,753 --> 01:21:44,003
如果餵血給那小鬼吃
就是把血給女鬼吃
1451
01:21:44,003 --> 01:21:45,795
所以我們一定要消滅那小鬼
1452
01:21:45,795 --> 01:21:47,587
聽起來好像很有道理
1453
01:21:47,587 --> 01:21:49,545
-當然了
-是不是這麼神奇呀？
1454
01:21:49,545 --> 01:21:53,545
是，我沒有騙你們的！快點找阿豪吧
1455
01:21:54,295 --> 01:21:56,003
-什麼事呀
-慢著
1456
01:21:56,003 --> 01:21:57,545
幹嗎？
1457
01:21:57,545 --> 01:21:59,337
不是貼身享受，哪有安全感
1458
01:21:59,337 --> 01:21:59,878
沒錯
1459
01:21:59,878 --> 01:22:01,753
你留在這兒看著那女鬼
1460
01:22:01,753 --> 01:22:03,795
什麼，要我看著那女鬼
1461
01:22:03,795 --> 01:22:05,128
那你去找阿豪拿回那小盅呀
1462
01:22:05,128 --> 01:22:06,920
-不是你是誰呀，走呀
-我也去
1463
01:22:06,920 --> 01:22:08,545
好痛呀
1464
01:22:13,128 --> 01:22:17,712
要我對著這個東西，真的好介紹
1465
01:22:19,212 --> 01:22:23,003
沒有了大盅，有個小盅也比沒有好
1466
01:22:24,087 --> 01:22:27,087
不知這小盅有沒有大盅那樣好的法力
1467
01:22:42,878 --> 01:22:44,795
怎麼這麼久還沒回來
1468
01:22:44,795 --> 01:22:50,503
左面，右面，左，右…
1469
01:22:51,462 --> 01:22:52,920
沒反應的
1470
01:22:53,920 --> 01:22:55,670
難道還沒有餵飽
1471
01:22:56,587 --> 01:22:58,212
再餵好了
1472
01:23:06,253 --> 01:23:11,628
救命呀…開門呀，為什麼開不了的
1473
01:23:11,628 --> 01:23:14,045
救我呀…那鬼復活了
1474
01:23:14,337 --> 01:23:16,003
-聽聽
-救命呀…快點開門
1475
01:23:16,003 --> 01:23:16,920
聽到沒有？
1476
01:23:16,920 --> 01:23:17,837
什麼事情呀？
1477
01:23:17,837 --> 01:23:20,003
好像是阿如的聲音
1478
01:23:20,462 --> 01:23:21,212
不是
1479
01:23:21,212 --> 01:23:22,670
這樣也聽不到
1480
01:23:22,670 --> 01:23:24,795
不行，我還是去看看
1481
01:23:24,795 --> 01:23:26,337
女人真是神經緊張又麻煩
1482
01:23:26,337 --> 01:23:28,837
救我出去呀…開門呀
1483
01:23:28,837 --> 01:23:30,628
那鬼復活了
1484
01:23:30,628 --> 01:23:36,587
救命呀…快點救我出去…救命呀
1485
01:23:39,420 --> 01:23:46,878
救命呀…開門呀…救我呀
1486
01:23:46,878 --> 01:23:50,128
-阿如…什麼事？
-救命呀
1487
01:23:50,128 --> 01:23:52,712
快點救我，快點
1488
01:23:52,712 --> 01:23:55,045
-不是吧
-救我呀
1489
01:23:55,045 --> 01:23:57,170
來了…阿娥
1490
01:23:57,170 --> 01:23:59,503
快點救我，快點…
1491
01:23:59,503 --> 01:24:01,628
這門鎖上了，開不到呀
1492
01:24:02,170 --> 01:24:05,337
想辦法吧，快點！救我呀
1493
01:24:05,337 --> 01:24:06,962
我想辦法吧
1494
01:24:10,670 --> 01:24:12,128
打散它吧
1495
01:24:13,128 --> 01:24:17,253
沒反應的，小鬼這麼大胃口的
1496
01:24:22,337 --> 01:24:24,253
你知不知把血滴進盅裏會很麻煩的
1497
01:24:24,253 --> 01:24:25,462
-很麻煩？
-當然啦
1498
01:24:25,462 --> 01:24:26,628
我不知道
1499
01:24:27,378 --> 01:24:28,462
我打你也不知道
1500
01:24:28,462 --> 01:24:31,378
放這麼多血進盅子裏
下面一定有事發生的
1501
01:24:32,253 --> 01:24:35,128
來了…
1502
01:24:37,962 --> 01:24:40,128
-找到了
-快點呀
1503
01:24:40,128 --> 01:24:41,128
仆街了
1504
01:24:41,128 --> 01:24:42,878
快點
1505
01:24:45,045 --> 01:24:46,878
-怎麼了…
-那女鬼復活了
1506
01:24:46,878 --> 01:24:48,462
門開不了，有沒有鑰匙？
1507
01:24:48,462 --> 01:24:50,420
-有沒有鑰匙？
-有
1508
01:24:51,462 --> 01:24:53,462
仆街了…
1509
01:24:53,462 --> 01:24:56,003
-你不要推，你推著我怎麼開呀
-快點啦…
1510
01:24:56,003 --> 01:24:57,128
好了
1511
01:25:00,712 --> 01:25:02,170
開門救阿如
1512
01:25:02,170 --> 01:25:03,295
開了
1513
01:25:04,753 --> 01:25:07,378
捉著他，捉著他
1514
01:25:11,587 --> 01:25:12,795
走啦
1515
01:25:15,628 --> 01:25:18,128
把兒子還給我
1516
01:25:18,587 --> 01:25:22,878
-你兒子…你兒子在他那裏
-把兒子還給我
1517
01:25:24,378 --> 01:25:27,128
把兒子還給我
1518
01:25:27,712 --> 01:25:29,128
我不要，還給你
1519
01:25:29,128 --> 01:25:30,503
你給我幹什麼，我給你吧
1520
01:25:30,503 --> 01:25:31,545
我不要
1521
01:25:37,128 --> 01:25:39,503
糟了…在流血
1522
01:25:52,378 --> 01:25:55,545
原來滴血在盅裏那女鬼的肚子會大的
1523
01:25:56,795 --> 01:25:59,420
還給你…
1524
01:26:01,878 --> 01:26:03,337
不用怕，我們一起捐血
1525
01:26:03,337 --> 01:26:05,128
捐血？…
1526
01:26:05,128 --> 01:26:07,878
原來滴血在盅上，那女鬼肚子會大的
1527
01:26:07,878 --> 01:26:09,628
我們一起滴血把她脹破為止
1528
01:26:12,920 --> 01:26:15,253
慢著…我有刀子
1529
01:26:15,253 --> 01:26:16,670
我來捐第一滴血
1530
01:26:18,337 --> 01:26:21,045
割錯了，原來手是你的
1531
01:26:22,462 --> 01:26:23,670
媽呀
1532
01:26:23,670 --> 01:26:26,253
快點捐血，快點呀，來…快點
1533
01:26:26,878 --> 01:26:28,545
-好痛呀
-一起滴下
1534
01:26:41,962 --> 01:26:44,295
-接住…
-拋過來
1535
01:26:46,753 --> 01:26:47,837
接著
1536
01:26:47,837 --> 01:26:49,045
到我們了…
1537
01:26:53,378 --> 01:26:56,253
-滴血了
-來…快點…
1538
01:26:57,712 --> 01:26:58,587
接著…
1539
01:27:02,420 --> 01:27:04,253
快點啦…
1540
01:27:08,420 --> 01:27:09,545
一起滴血下去
1541
01:27:09,545 --> 01:27:11,045
好呀
1542
01:27:25,462 --> 01:27:26,587
滴多一點
1543
01:27:32,753 --> 01:27:34,253
看看她的肚子，越來越脹
1544
01:27:34,253 --> 01:27:35,795
可能會破了，我們散開吧
1545
01:27:35,795 --> 01:27:37,545
好呀…
1546
01:27:47,087 --> 01:27:49,462
肚子爆了還會動的
1547
01:27:56,378 --> 01:27:58,170
怎麼不見了
1548
01:27:58,170 --> 01:28:00,545
-怎麼不見了，奇怪
-不見了
1549
01:28:00,545 --> 01:28:02,003
化為烏有，回大馬去了吧？
1550
01:28:02,003 --> 01:28:03,712
-沒有了？
-這樣就沒有了？
1551
01:28:03,712 --> 01:28:04,837
為什麼？
1552
01:28:07,545 --> 01:28:10,462
你被捕了，還戴什麼帽子，脫下它吧！
1553
01:28:10,462 --> 01:28:11,545
你別碰我的帽子
1554
01:28:11,545 --> 01:28:12,545
什麼？
1555
01:28:12,878 --> 01:28:13,920
督察
1556
01:28:18,045 --> 01:28:20,253
我等了你十年了
1557
01:28:20,253 --> 01:28:22,712
你始終落在我手上
1558
01:28:22,712 --> 01:28:24,587
你們兩個帶那個四眼佬上車
1559
01:28:24,587 --> 01:28:26,462
-收拾一下
-YES SIR
1560
01:28:26,462 --> 01:28:29,670
我帶這個四眼仔跟兩個女的上車，來吧
1561
01:28:29,670 --> 01:28:30,753
來就來
1562
01:28:30,753 --> 01:28:33,545
又要跟他回去，真是麻煩
1563
01:28:34,587 --> 01:28:35,878
上車
1564
01:28:40,128 --> 01:28:41,753
這麼笨的
1565
01:28:41,753 --> 01:28:42,837
非禮呀
1566
01:28:42,837 --> 01:28:44,378
上啦
1567
01:28:44,378 --> 01:28:46,920
關門了，來，開車
1568
01:28:53,753 --> 01:28:56,795
神經病的，這個世界哪裏有鬼的
1569
01:28:56,795 --> 01:28:58,587
你不信就問問你兩個屬下吧
1570
01:28:58,587 --> 01:29:00,337
-對吧
-是的
1571
01:29:01,212 --> 01:29:02,795
那兩隻是瘋馬
1572
01:29:02,795 --> 01:29:05,087
也是警界的害群之馬
1573
01:29:05,087 --> 01:29:06,878
他們兩個在蘇格蘭那麼多年
1574
01:29:06,878 --> 01:29:08,503
天天對著那些鬼
1575
01:29:08,503 --> 01:29:10,170
人是怎麼樣的，他們都不知道啦
1576
01:29:10,170 --> 01:29:12,920
-不信就問問他，他也看到的
-是呀
1577
01:29:12,920 --> 01:29:15,962
問一個十惡不赦，殺人放火的人
1578
01:29:15,962 --> 01:29:17,170
你猜他的話
1579
01:29:17,170 --> 01:29:18,045
值得我們信嗎？
1580
01:29:18,045 --> 01:29:19,087
如果我告訴你
1581
01:29:19,087 --> 01:29:20,670
我黃賭毒都做齊的
1582
01:29:20,670 --> 01:29:21,795
那你信不信呀
1583
01:29:21,795 --> 01:29:23,628
信，你這句話
1584
01:29:23,628 --> 01:29:25,462
可以讓你坐幾十年牢的嘛
1585
01:29:25,462 --> 01:29:27,087
為什麼不信呀
1586
01:29:27,087 --> 01:29:31,003
我告訴你這個世界有鬼，你信不信呀
1587
01:29:31,003 --> 01:29:32,337
不信
1588
01:29:33,128 --> 01:29:34,920
為什麼這聲音那麼熟的
1589
01:29:37,253 --> 01:29:38,795
很熟吧
1590
01:29:41,045 --> 01:29:44,045
你們不用怕，你不要這裏裝神弄鬼
1591
01:29:44,045 --> 01:29:45,795
你以為你扮「基」就不用坐牢嗎？
1592
01:29:45,795 --> 01:29:46,587
不是呀…阿SIR
1593
01:29:46,587 --> 01:29:48,712
-那聲音好像是那女鬼的
-是呀
1594
01:29:52,670 --> 01:29:54,212
不扮「基」就扮瘋啊
1595
01:29:54,212 --> 01:29:55,962
-他不是扮瘋呀
-不是呀
1596
01:29:55,962 --> 01:29:57,753
-我想暈了
-我也是
1597
01:30:00,545 --> 01:30:02,378
還會玩魔術呀
1598
01:30:02,378 --> 01:30:03,962
-雙眼會發電
-不是呀…
1599
01:30:03,962 --> 01:30:05,503
-你以為你是李美鳳呀
-不是呀
1600
01:30:05,503 --> 01:30:07,712
就算是李美鳳也電不了我的
1601
01:30:07,712 --> 01:30:09,712
我的生殖機能衰退
1602
01:30:09,712 --> 01:30:10,920
-你儘管電吧
-是嗎
1603
01:30:10,920 --> 01:30:12,087
不是呀
1604
01:30:13,545 --> 01:30:16,295
豈有此理，手銬竟然偷工減料
1605
01:30:16,295 --> 01:30:18,670
回去查一查是誰訂這批貨的
1606
01:30:20,920 --> 01:30:22,753
不用怕…
1607
01:30:22,753 --> 01:30:24,212
你不要過來
1608
01:30:24,878 --> 01:30:26,212
我開槍的
1609
01:30:28,837 --> 01:30:30,628
怎麼政府貪污到這個地步呀
1610
01:30:30,628 --> 01:30:32,795
-就連子彈也是假的
-那怎麼辦呀
1611
01:30:32,795 --> 01:30:34,128
我試試看
1612
01:30:36,503 --> 01:30:37,920
下車看看
1613
01:30:51,170 --> 01:30:54,003
你們死定了
1614
01:30:54,003 --> 01:30:55,712
走呀…
1615
01:30:56,962 --> 01:30:58,462
怎麼辦
1616
01:30:58,462 --> 01:31:01,170
糟了，抽筋呀
1617
01:31:14,295 --> 01:31:15,337
好痛呀
1618
01:31:22,212 --> 01:31:23,837
阿媽啊
1619
01:31:23,837 --> 01:31:27,378
阿媽？你叫我阿媽？
1620
01:31:27,378 --> 01:31:29,337
你是…
1621
01:31:30,295 --> 01:31:32,503
我是你兒子呀，媽咪
1622
01:31:32,503 --> 01:31:37,212
我上了姐姐身呀，你別不要我呀
1623
01:31:37,212 --> 01:31:39,045
我不會不要你
1624
01:31:39,045 --> 01:31:41,003
你一定很餓了吧
1625
01:31:41,003 --> 01:31:42,420
我餵你喝奶吧
1626
01:31:42,420 --> 01:31:44,795
-來呀…
-不吃…
1627
01:31:44,795 --> 01:31:45,962
-我不吃奶
-什麼
1628
01:31:45,962 --> 01:31:47,045
你不喜歡吃呀
1629
01:31:47,045 --> 01:31:49,753
不是呀，我剛剛才吃了姐姐的奶呀
1630
01:31:49,753 --> 01:31:52,212
飽飽呀
1631
01:31:53,670 --> 01:31:54,878
你…
1632
01:31:56,462 --> 01:31:58,170
夠他吃的了
1633
01:31:58,170 --> 01:31:59,962
既然對我兒子那麼好
1634
01:31:59,962 --> 01:32:03,170
我就讓他們痛痛快快地死吧
1635
01:32:03,170 --> 01:32:06,837
-不好…我要玩呀…
-為什麼
1636
01:32:06,837 --> 01:32:08,545
玩什麼呀
1637
01:32:09,253 --> 01:32:11,837
帶他們到山崖，撞死他們…
1638
01:32:11,837 --> 01:32:13,462
好玩呀
1639
01:32:13,462 --> 01:32:15,045
用不著那麼麻煩啦
1640
01:32:15,045 --> 01:32:18,253
-乾脆捏死他們不就行了
-不要…
1641
01:32:18,253 --> 01:32:21,337
別吵呀，阿如裝蒜在騙她入局呀
1642
01:32:21,337 --> 01:32:25,962
-我不要呀…我要玩呀…
-好…乖…
1643
01:32:25,962 --> 01:32:28,170
我們鎖他們上車，好不好
1644
01:32:28,837 --> 01:32:31,545
-快點上車…
-上車
1645
01:32:32,378 --> 01:32:34,628
鎖起來
1646
01:32:34,628 --> 01:32:36,003
我去開車
1647
01:32:43,212 --> 01:32:44,753
鑰匙呀
1648
01:32:45,753 --> 01:32:48,795
（氹氹轉，菊花圓）
1649
01:32:48,795 --> 01:32:51,087
（炒米餅，糯米糍）
1650
01:32:51,087 --> 01:32:54,003
（阿媽帶我睇龍船）
1651
01:32:56,170 --> 01:32:59,337
-快點啦…
-行了…別催啦
1652
01:32:59,337 --> 01:33:01,170
-正在開了
-不然來不及了，快點啦
1653
01:33:16,087 --> 01:33:17,087
坐穩點呀
1654
01:33:17,087 --> 01:33:18,712
我們一起撞下山啦
1655
01:33:18,712 --> 01:33:21,753
好呀…撞下山崖了…
1656
01:33:21,753 --> 01:33:23,587
撞下山崖了…
1657
01:33:23,587 --> 01:33:26,670
好呀…可以撞山崖了
1658
01:33:26,878 --> 01:33:28,212
快點呀…
1659
01:33:28,212 --> 01:33:30,253
-快點啦，要不然沒命了
-你沒看到嗎？
1660
01:33:30,253 --> 01:33:31,962
我現在不是在開了嗎？催…
1661
01:33:40,003 --> 01:33:42,087
麻煩你快點行不行呀
1662
01:33:42,087 --> 01:33:44,295
我們就快撞下山崖死了
1663
01:33:44,920 --> 01:33:47,712
-快點呀，麻煩你，我求求你
-你不要再催了
1664
01:33:47,712 --> 01:33:49,170
再催我翻臉的
1665
01:33:50,712 --> 01:33:52,170
快點啦
1666
01:33:57,045 --> 01:33:58,420
車開得這麼快的
1667
01:33:58,420 --> 01:33:59,753
跳啦
1668
01:34:00,087 --> 01:34:02,087
-怎麼了
-我不敢呀
1669
01:34:02,087 --> 01:34:04,503
-你真是沒用呀
-士可殺不可辱
1670
01:34:04,503 --> 01:34:06,212
你不要打我
1671
01:34:06,212 --> 01:34:07,920
打你又怎麼樣…
1672
01:34:07,920 --> 01:34:09,503
你再打我就揍你了
1673
01:34:09,503 --> 01:34:11,795
揍我呀…追我呀，笨
1674
01:34:11,795 --> 01:34:13,670
追就追
1675
01:34:13,670 --> 01:34:15,462
還不捉到你
1676
01:34:15,462 --> 01:34:17,212
你已經跳下來囉
1677
01:34:17,212 --> 01:34:18,378
對喔
1678
01:34:29,587 --> 01:34:31,337
-阿如還在車裏呀
-糟了
1679
01:34:54,670 --> 01:34:56,712
-阿如
-真是大難不死呀
1680
01:34:56,712 --> 01:34:58,295
終於沒事了
1681
01:34:58,295 --> 01:34:59,962
那就好了，乖兒子
1682
01:34:59,962 --> 01:35:01,420
好在阿媽身手敏捷
1683
01:35:01,420 --> 01:35:03,545
馬上上了第二個人的身
1684
01:35:03,545 --> 01:35:06,670
奶媽，留你在這裏服侍我兒子
1685
01:35:06,670 --> 01:35:08,878
乖兒子呀，我們一起回大馬吧
1686
01:35:08,878 --> 01:35:09,920
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