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-I've had pitch meetings before,
Zein.
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-Coffee?
-This never happens to
me when I'm on my own.
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-Congratulations.
You're a woman now.
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-You bought all these?
-I did.
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Could I get your number?
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-I'm trying to show them
that I can do funny, Zein.
-Uh...
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-I saw Sally earlier.
Give her a call.
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-You want to meet Lottie?
-Oh, my God!
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-Really?
I like your feet.
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Really?
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No, you don't.
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You don't have manly toes.
You have a manly mustache.
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-Tara? She was here
till, like, midnight.
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Well, what happened to her feet
between 12:00 a.m.
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and now that it requires
a committee meeting?
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Get off the phone.
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-I got to go.
I'll call you later.
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-Baba, can Lottie come with me
to see Santa?
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Uh, no, Nancy.
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No, no, no.
I'll get it, your bishop.
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-Grinch.
What's his problem?
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-I think he's upset about mom.
-Ohh!
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Who's coming to the wonderful
winter mosque bazaar?
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-Ooh, I want to go to a
wonderful winter mosque bazaar.
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Well, then...
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-Un-un-un-un.
-What, what, what?
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-I-I-I-I just don't want anyone
hugging me because I'm...
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so full.
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Look at me.
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Have you got Lottie
in your pocket?
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-Pbht! No!
-Hmm?
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Maybe.
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Yes.
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-Put her back now.
-Nancy,
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you know lizards
are cold-blooded.
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She can't regulate
her temperature
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if she's stuck in your pocket.
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No fair. Mom would have let me.
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Nice, huh?
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You know, in Egypt,
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we killed them
with our flip-flops,
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like this.
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Dead, dead!
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Dead!
-Attaboy.
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Merry Christmas, everyone.
-Remember this moment, Layla.
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You're going to need it for
therapy in a few years' time.
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Anyway, I'd love to join you,
but, uh, I have an audition...
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as a farmer.
-Weed or opium?
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-Ho-ho-ho, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
Boater, actually.
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-I got it! My audition
for the drama studies course!
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-Yes! Yes!
-Great!
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-Hey, look at us
and our auditions, hey?
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Hey, do you want a part
in "Crown of Thorns"?
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It's practically green-lit.
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-Will you help
with my audition pieces?
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-Yeah. Yeah. Of course.
You just need to pick a piece
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that shows off
your emotional range.
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It's a little bit tricky,
but you have me.
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Congratulations.
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-There's a monologue I-I love
that's in that.
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-Oh, I wonder how many places
there are.
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I bet it's tiny.
Like 12 or 14.
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-Forget all that.
Worry you about you.
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Don't be worrying
about anyone else.
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-Why don't you just worry
about you
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and your tiles and floor
article?
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-Hey, don't speak
to him like that.
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Your dad has a lot
of things going on.
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Where do I even begin? He --
He has that animated series.
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-That sounds cool.
-It is cool.
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Super.
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Cheers.
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I know exactly what you need.
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-Thanks.
-Careful. It's hot.
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-Ohh...
-Thank you!
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-Collect people's receipts now,
do you?
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I like to read them at night
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to see how much things are.
-Yeah,
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just don't go on
and on and on.
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-You know how many chickens you
can buy for what you spent here?
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-Hey.
Yeah, we're at the coffee stand.
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Uh, me, the younger two,
and Chicken fucking Licken.
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-No "fucking" in the mosque.
Don't embarrass me.
-Okay. Sorry.
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Just hurry up.
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-Okay.
Bye, bye, bye, bye.
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-Jesus, Cormac,
what aftershave are you wearing?
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-It's Lynx Africa.
I'm trying to fit in.
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What are those things
called again?
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I don't know. Burqas?
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No, no, they have netting.
I can't remember. Ask Mo.
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Jesus, would you stop waving?
You look simple.
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-Are they not allowed to wave?
No?
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Why are we here, Mom?
I feel very uneasy.
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I thought we were taking Nancy
to see Santy.
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Cormac...
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we need to stick together
as a family.
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The first Christmas since...
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Just don't go upsetting me, now.
Christ!
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-I wouldn't mention
Christ here, Mom.
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They believe in Jesus.
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-Well, help me then.
I don't want to offend anyone.
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I don't know the rules.
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-Mother of God, Cormac.
It's a mosque, not North Korea.
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Yep, yep. Hey.
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Hey.
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-What you buy inside?
Is that my Christmas present?
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-Yeah. I got you a prayer veil
and some head scarves.
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I love head scarves.
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I think you look very beautiful
in yours, Layla.
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You got a pretty face
like your mom.
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At least you know
if you ever go bald,
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you will have the skull for it.
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-That's good to know.
-Yeah.
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-Feels fast,
making arrangements.
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For what?
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-Arrangements for Baba
to meet a woman.
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-I miss Lottie.
Where's Granny?
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There's no Santa here,
and I'm hungry.
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-We'll just get crisps.
-Yes!
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-Get crisps, Layla.
-Yeah.
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Okay...
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Mmm-mmm, I love it.
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Thank you very much.
-Thank you.
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I can't go on a date today.
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You okay in your little head?
-It's okay.
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Not till 5:00. Simple.
I take Layla to gym.
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Nancy goes to center.
You wash, get ready.
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Go restaurant.
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-But have you even seen her?
-Oh!
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Very beautiful.
-You've seen her, have you?
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-She is in real estate.
Very, very successful.
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-But have you seen her, though?
-"Have you seen her?
Have you seen her?"
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Have you seen you?!
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Miriam is perfect.
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Divorced, successful,
no children.
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She has her own money.
Very successful.
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You know what? Forget it.
Maybe I marry her.
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I don't want to get married.
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Baba, I'm not up
to meeting women right now.
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Trust me. Please.
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-Oh, Sammy.
She won't bite you.
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You're going.
Don't embarrass me.
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And I say Tracy
die in car accident.
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Don't mention ice cream.
Not believable.
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People think you push her.
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-Unbelievable.
-Look, look, look, look, look.
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Lovely lady did my hand.
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What's wrong?
You look stressed.
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-No, it's -- it's Mo.
I have to do something for Baba.
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Um, I'll see you later.
-Mm-hmm.
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I'll see you.
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Be good. Yeah?
-I will.
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-These women inside told me
that I shouldn't bother praying
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if I'm dressed like this.
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-They don't know you and where
you are in your journey.
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Only God knows
what's in your heart.
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-Yeah, well, He might
need a translator
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because I don't speak Arabic,
do I?
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That's okay. You'll learn.
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-How can I be Muslim
if I don't speak Arabic?
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Like, they won't
accept me in Egypt.
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And then the Irish people don't
accept me because I wear this.
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It's like I'm nothing.
It's like I'm half a person.
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I'm sick of the stupid
questions like, "What are you?"
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-Maybe you want to know
what you are.
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Every intelligent person asks
themselves questions, Layla.
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-I just want to be better
than I was before.
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Like, no one says it,
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but when Mom died,
that was all my fault.
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Listen to me, Layla.
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You can be the best Muslim
in the world,
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but you can't stop people
from dying.
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All you can do is learn
to be a good person.
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You don't have to be Muslim
to be kind and gentle.
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Look at your granny.
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But to be a good Muslim,
you must be kind and gentle.
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You didn't deserve any of this.
And none of it is your fault.
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You understand me?
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-What about the terrorists?
They're not kind and gentle.
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-Well, they're just
fucking crazy, Layla.
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What does Miriam look like?
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-I don't know. I imagine
she's got clothes that fit her,
though.
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-Sexy name -- Miriam.
Mmm. Miriam.
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Miriam.
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-I'm sure your girlfriend
would be delighted
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to hear you horn-dogging
over the name "Miriam."
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Sally's not my girlfriend.
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Casual. She's cool, man.
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Oh, go on, spit it out.
-Gladly. Okay.
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Because she says it's cool,
it's cool, is it?
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-Yeah. Obviously.
-You're such
a narcissist.
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-No, I'm not. It's just facts.
-I know.
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How could someone as perfect
as you possibly be a narcissist?
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-Mm.
-Let me break it down for you.
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Just because someone
lets you treat them like shit
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doesn't mean you have to.
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-I don't treat them like shit,
Sam.
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She really likes you.
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If you don't feel the same,
end it.
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Just stop pulling her wings off
and asking everyone to watch.
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-Jesus, man, I only just said
I think "Miriam" is a sexy name.
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-Miriam means Mary, you budgie.
It's hardly what I call sexy.
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Of course, you are
a wannabe butter farmer.
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-Yeah, lose the tie.
You look like a wanker.
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Sorry. An even bigger wanker
than you already are.
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And by the way,
I got that job, you racist fuck.
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So, uh, is Miriam
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going to need a chaperon
or extra protection, you know?
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-Unlike you, my dates
don't require a chaperon
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or pepper spray or tetanus.
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Lucky.
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-Oh, look, it's not
your girlfriend.
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All right.
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Hey.
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-My dad said
you're in real estate.
-Yeah.
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I'm in recruitment, though.
I invest in real estate.
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Like, it gives the best
medium-risk returns, right?
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Do you have a portfolio?
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-I have a little one.
-You have a little one?
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Omar!
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Sorry my nephew's here.
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Didn't have time
to drop him home.
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-I have an antique typewriter.
Was owned by Stan Laurel.
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It's fairly valuable.
You know Laurel and Hardy?
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He wrote "Sons of the Desert"
on it.
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Oh. Cool.
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Yep, it is cool.
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-No, I'm wasted, man.
No, I'm trippy.
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Why don't we just watch
a movie or something?
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Or that.
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So you Christmas shop?
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What, you don't buy presents?
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-No, I do. I just --
I don't know, I thought
maybe you didn't.
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Oh, because I'm a good Muslim.
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No. You're just so Irish.
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-I amIrish.
-Me too.
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You're just -- I don't know,
you're not what I was expecting.
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You're nice.
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-This isn't really --
Look, Sam, you seem okay.
240
00:13:09,547 --> 00:13:11,514
You're not really
what I'm looking for, though.
241
00:13:11,549 --> 00:13:14,552
-Why?
-You come off a bit broke?
242
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,416
And you're much older
than I was expecting.
243
00:13:16,450 --> 00:13:19,937
You lack...ambition.
-Dress sense?
244
00:13:19,971 --> 00:13:22,353
And you've been staring over
at that woman in the cab
all evening.
245
00:13:22,387 --> 00:13:25,149
Like, maybe that's your thing,
and I ain't that.
246
00:13:25,183 --> 00:13:27,358
So, yeah. And you have --
-A little one.
247
00:13:27,392 --> 00:13:29,049
I don't have a little one.
248
00:13:29,084 --> 00:13:30,361
It's more likely
youhave a little one,
249
00:13:30,395 --> 00:13:32,259
with your little elf hands.
250
00:13:32,294 --> 00:13:35,055
-Bad manners.
You have bad manners, Sam.
251
00:13:35,090 --> 00:13:38,852
Let's just lie and tell our
parents we had a lovely night.
252
00:13:38,887 --> 00:13:40,543
-Omar.
-Miriam.
253
00:13:40,578 --> 00:13:43,374
Omar! Come on.
254
00:14:23,241 --> 00:14:26,693
Get up, pay, and leave now.
255
00:14:26,727 --> 00:14:28,453
Mnh-mnh.
256
00:14:28,488 --> 00:14:30,283
Ohh!
257
00:14:33,424 --> 00:14:35,288
-How could you embarrass me
like this?
258
00:14:35,322 --> 00:14:37,359
Get up, get up, get up!
-Ow!
259
00:14:37,393 --> 00:14:39,464
Shut your face!
260
00:14:39,499 --> 00:14:42,640
Don't want hear
one word tomorrow.
-Okay!
261
00:14:52,477 --> 00:14:56,343
-You're so sexy.
-Whoa, cowboy.
262
00:14:56,378 --> 00:14:58,345
You're so sexy.
263
00:14:58,380 --> 00:15:01,038
You are, too. It's just...
264
00:15:01,072 --> 00:15:03,592
What? Don't you like me?
265
00:15:03,626 --> 00:15:05,594
You -- You know I do.
266
00:15:05,628 --> 00:15:07,768
-How much longer do I have to
wait? It's been weeks. Like...
267
00:15:07,803 --> 00:15:11,151
-I just don't want
the first time to be --
268
00:15:11,186 --> 00:15:13,705
It's just not the right time.
You know what I mean?
269
00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:16,605
-Your period?
I don't care.
270
00:15:16,639 --> 00:15:21,748
-Okay, yeah, well, I care.
Why don't we just, like...
271
00:15:21,782 --> 00:15:25,579
Whoa! What are you doing?
-What? Relax!
272
00:15:25,614 --> 00:15:27,443
-I think you'rethe one
who needs to relax.
273
00:15:27,478 --> 00:15:29,307
-Will you kiss it?
-No!
274
00:15:29,342 --> 00:15:31,516
-Come on, don't be scared!
Get greedy!
275
00:15:31,551 --> 00:15:33,380
I said no!
276
00:15:33,415 --> 00:15:36,107
-We're just playing around.
What are you freaking out for?
277
00:15:36,142 --> 00:15:38,213
-Don't come near me. And --
And put your trousers back on.
278
00:15:38,247 --> 00:15:40,215
Okay, okay, okay. Okay, relax.
279
00:15:40,249 --> 00:15:42,458
-I said no, a-and you're
pointing that thing at me
280
00:15:42,493 --> 00:15:45,047
and telling me to get greedy?
You sick fuck.
281
00:15:45,082 --> 00:15:49,327
-It's called dirty talk.
-You want to lay off the porn?
282
00:15:49,362 --> 00:15:51,605
I thought you weren't Muslim.
283
00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:54,539
-Oh, okay. It's not going to
suck itself, is it?
284
00:15:54,574 --> 00:15:56,196
What were you teasing me for,
then?
285
00:15:56,231 --> 00:15:59,993
At least give me a little tug
or something.
286
00:16:11,315 --> 00:16:13,524
Come here and just --
-Youcome here.
287
00:16:13,558 --> 00:16:16,561
-I can't get it open.
-Wait, wait. Let me, let me.
288
00:16:16,596 --> 00:16:18,356
Oop, hold on. Is it stuck?
289
00:16:33,164 --> 00:16:35,684
-She didn't look
that nice, anyway.
290
00:16:38,307 --> 00:16:41,759
-Like you have the right
to comment on how people look.
291
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:44,175
Look at you.
292
00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:46,108
Look. Look at you.
293
00:16:47,765 --> 00:16:50,699
Just when I think you can't
possibly be more offensive.
294
00:16:50,733 --> 00:16:53,391
-Well, just as well I did, pal,
because the girls would
fucking hate her.
295
00:16:53,426 --> 00:16:56,187
She'd make a horrible stepmom.
-We were having dinner, Cormac.
296
00:16:56,222 --> 00:16:58,327
-Oh, really? Is that not
why she had a chaperon?
297
00:16:58,362 --> 00:17:00,260
In case you two couldn't
keep your hands off each other
298
00:17:00,295 --> 00:17:02,228
and have some crazy
forbidden sex in the toilets?
299
00:17:02,262 --> 00:17:04,195
Are you high?
300
00:17:04,230 --> 00:17:08,096
You have no right to --
-Have I not? Have I not?
301
00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:09,718
Everyone just flaps around mom.
302
00:17:09,752 --> 00:17:11,444
"Oh, poor...
She's lost her daughter.
303
00:17:11,478 --> 00:17:12,893
You be strong
for your mom now, Cormac."
304
00:17:12,928 --> 00:17:14,688
No on gives a fucking shit
about me.
305
00:17:14,723 --> 00:17:17,174
I'm her brother, Sam.
You know, when I get pissed,
306
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:19,555
I still pick up the phone
to text her.
307
00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:22,627
It's like a fucking punch
in the heart.
308
00:17:22,662 --> 00:17:24,767
She was my favorite person,
my sister, Sam.
309
00:17:24,802 --> 00:17:26,700
-I know.
-Do you?
310
00:17:26,735 --> 00:17:29,220
She told me everything.
I was the person she called
311
00:17:29,255 --> 00:17:30,704
when she found out
she was pregnant with Lina.
312
00:17:30,739 --> 00:17:33,155
Not you. Me.
313
00:17:33,190 --> 00:17:36,193
Because I was her brother,
and she loved me.
314
00:17:36,227 --> 00:17:39,886
-I know she did.
-And now you want to take
the girls away from me,
315
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,199
the only part of her
I have left, to start off
316
00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:44,546
some new Muslim family
because I'm just Cormac?
317
00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:48,377
I'm just what, y-y-y-y-your
ex-wife's brother?
318
00:17:48,412 --> 00:17:52,312
-Cormac,
she's not my ex-wife.
319
00:17:52,347 --> 00:17:55,591
She's my dead wife.
320
00:17:55,626 --> 00:17:58,146
And you're not just her brother.
You're my friend.
321
00:17:59,526 --> 00:18:01,528
I think you're my only friend.
322
00:18:11,331 --> 00:18:14,334
Come on.
323
00:18:14,369 --> 00:18:15,922
Ugh!
324
00:18:19,201 --> 00:18:22,446
-Do you remember
last Christmas?
325
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:26,381
-Yeah.
You threw up in my freezer.
326
00:18:26,415 --> 00:18:28,452
Yeah, that was good crack.
327
00:18:28,486 --> 00:18:31,593
Uh...
328
00:18:31,627 --> 00:18:33,664
-Am I really your
best friend, Sammy?
329
00:18:37,633 --> 00:18:39,290
Yeah.
330
00:18:42,535 --> 00:18:44,778
Fuck. I need to get out more.
331
00:18:51,371 --> 00:18:55,617
-Jesus.
Her belly looks so swollen.
332
00:18:57,032 --> 00:18:59,379
Shit, Sam!
Who are you calling?
333
00:18:59,414 --> 00:19:02,002
-T-T-The shop.
Sam, we have a problem!
334
00:19:02,037 --> 00:19:06,214
-What shop?
-T-T-The fucking Reptile Planet
thing, the shop.
335
00:19:06,248 --> 00:19:08,354
-Oh, hey, Sam.
How was your date?
336
00:19:08,388 --> 00:19:09,976
Oh, it's still going.
-No, it's Cormac.
337
00:19:10,010 --> 00:19:13,221
Don't ask. Cormac!
-It fell while I was running.
338
00:19:13,255 --> 00:19:15,326
Well, what's going on?
339
00:19:15,361 --> 00:19:16,879
Uh...
340
00:19:16,914 --> 00:19:19,813
-Yes, I-I'll continue holding.
Please hurry.
341
00:19:22,816 --> 00:19:24,887
-Did you use the lizard
for sex stuff?
342
00:19:24,922 --> 00:19:26,751
-What?!
-That's gerbils, Sam.
343
00:19:26,786 --> 00:19:29,444
-Come on. Yes. Hello.
Hi. Hi.
344
00:19:29,478 --> 00:19:32,826
Yeah, so -- so I-I put -- I put
a blanket over her cage.
345
00:19:32,861 --> 00:19:34,690
Her terrarium, yes. Yes.
346
00:19:34,725 --> 00:19:38,763
A-And kind of c-created
a little sauna effect on it.
347
00:19:38,798 --> 00:19:40,420
Yeah.
And her belly's all swollen up.
348
00:19:40,455 --> 00:19:43,251
So wh-what do I do?
349
00:19:43,285 --> 00:19:45,253
Okay, great. Great.
350
00:19:45,287 --> 00:19:46,978
So we take it
to the bathroom right now.
351
00:19:47,013 --> 00:19:48,946
-Open it, Sam.
-I'm trying to open it.
-Any minute.
352
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,465
Open...
353
00:19:53,053 --> 00:19:55,263
Okay. We have the reptile.
354
00:19:55,297 --> 00:19:57,334
Let's go.
-What am I doing?
355
00:19:57,368 --> 00:19:58,887
Take her to the toilet.
356
00:20:01,717 --> 00:20:04,513
-W-What do I do?
-S-Splash water on her.
357
00:20:04,548 --> 00:20:07,275
-The toilet water?
-Splash water on her belly,
Sam.
358
00:20:07,309 --> 00:20:09,277
-That's gross.
-I'm not putting my hands
in there.
359
00:20:09,311 --> 00:20:11,624
Just flush and then splash.
360
00:20:13,315 --> 00:20:14,696
Splash the water, Sam.
361
00:20:14,730 --> 00:20:16,353
-I'm waiting for it
to stop flushing!
362
00:20:18,769 --> 00:20:21,841
-What's supposed to happen?
-Is the p-puffiness going down?
363
00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:24,257
-I don't know.
-N-Nothing's happening.
364
00:20:24,292 --> 00:20:26,294
All right.
Press your index finger
365
00:20:26,328 --> 00:20:28,537
onto her diaphragm,
above her legs.
366
00:20:28,572 --> 00:20:30,298
Give me a fucking break.
367
00:20:32,438 --> 00:20:35,544
-Really?
You need to do CPR.
368
00:20:35,579 --> 00:20:37,615
-You want to?
-You've taken a piss.
369
00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:39,997
-No. You need to blow
into her mouth like -- like now.
370
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,757
-Yeah? Why don't you blow
into her fucking mouth
371
00:20:41,792 --> 00:20:43,380
since you're the one
that suffocated her?
372
00:20:43,414 --> 00:20:45,692
-I have a cold sore.
-Have you?
373
00:20:47,970 --> 00:20:51,802
-Do you want Nancy to find out
that Lottie is dead at Christmas
374
00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:53,907
after the year
she's fucking had?
375
00:20:53,942 --> 00:20:56,669
No. Okay.
376
00:20:56,703 --> 00:20:59,534
You need to give her small,
little breaths into her mouth.
377
00:20:59,568 --> 00:21:02,295
Like five of them.
378
00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:05,643
-That's it.
Keep going. Keep going.
-Come on, Lottie.
379
00:21:05,678 --> 00:21:07,093
That's it.
380
00:21:08,336 --> 00:21:09,682
Come on.
-No.
381
00:21:12,719 --> 00:21:14,342
Come on. Just...
382
00:21:15,377 --> 00:21:18,069
-No, look at her little hand.
-What hand?
383
00:21:18,104 --> 00:21:19,761
Her fucking hand!
384
00:21:19,795 --> 00:21:21,314
-Yeah, look,
her finger's moving.
385
00:21:21,349 --> 00:21:23,558
-Oh, yeah. Keep going, Sam!
Keep going.
386
00:21:23,592 --> 00:21:24,662
Come on, Lottie.
387
00:21:24,697 --> 00:21:26,733
-Come on, Lottie!
Come on.
388
00:21:26,768 --> 00:21:28,494
-Come on, Lottie.
-Come on!
389
00:21:28,528 --> 00:21:32,152
Whoo!
390
00:21:32,187 --> 00:21:33,878
Careful, Zein.
391
00:21:38,435 --> 00:21:40,782
-Okay.
I need to go to toilet.
392
00:22:07,636 --> 00:22:09,604
Hey.
-What are you hiding?
393
00:22:12,779 --> 00:22:14,194
It's very morbid.
394
00:22:14,229 --> 00:22:16,196
-Oh, we love that
in this family.
395
00:22:16,231 --> 00:22:18,164
Dead, dead, dead.
396
00:22:26,897 --> 00:22:29,002
Look at this.
-Yeah.
397
00:22:29,037 --> 00:22:31,833
-Careful.
-Oh, careful. Watch the bulbs!
Watch the bulbs!
398
00:22:31,867 --> 00:22:33,973
Watch the bulbs!
399
00:22:34,007 --> 00:22:36,769
-Merry Christmas!
-Merry Christmas!
-Merry Christmas!
400
00:22:41,601 --> 00:22:43,810
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