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- (approaching footsteps)
- WALT: Oh, good.
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My rosary beads
didn't dampen your appetite.
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You and I have a big problem.
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Oh, no. Tell me.
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Without me, Dr. Lorraine
Colavito's not a doctor,
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she's not a therapist,
she's a small-time drug dealer.
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That was all you?
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- She didn't even have a hat.
- Wowsville.
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Walt, I left a tube of ointment
on your nightstand.
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WALT:
You're the best, Nance.
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I chafe easily.
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- What are we gonna do about it?
- Wait, you got to ask?
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We're gonna make it right.
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I'm half this business.
Actually, 70/30.
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I could put that hat
on a donkey.
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Enough said.
Authorship is what
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makes capitalism work.
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- Otherwise, we're just China.
- Damn right.
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Here's what I suggest.
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(clears throat) You and I
don't leave this room
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until we have hammed out a deal
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that works for you
and works for me.
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What about Lorraine?
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What about her?
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You s...
(mutters)
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♪ ♪
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- Where's Anthony?
- Uh, Mom took him to school.
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- Good. We need to talk.
- (short chuckle)
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- That's usually my line.
- Yeah. She got to go.
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After she just went through?
You want to just throw her out?
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I want to take her to
a dog hospital and put her down.
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Danny, no one
could have seen this coming.
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No one? How many of your
stepdads did she bury?
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- She stays.
- Oh, that's it? Sandra...
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I mean, she caused
a murder-suicide.
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- What's it gonna take?
- I can't explain it to you.
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You didn't grow up
with a real family.
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Yeah, I grew up in a foster home
and you know what I learned?
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Thank God for
Child Protective Services.
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(door opens)
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(door closes)
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- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
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I'll be in my room.
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Look at her.
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She's devastated.
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Oh, yeah, she's Jackie Kennedy
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with brains all over her dress.
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Pack her in a box, call UPS,
she got to go.
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Danny.
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No.
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(scoffs)
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(indistinct radio chatter)
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(car alarm chirps)
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(helicopter whirring)
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Oh, wonderful. We're on TV.
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♪ Have you never been mellow? ♪
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♪ Have you never tried ♪
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♪ To find the comfort from ♪
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♪ Inside you? ♪
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♪ Have you never been... ♪
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- Ugh.
- (phone vibrates)
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What?
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Parked outside
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stately Mahnanga Manor.
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Oh, thank God.
I'll be right down.
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(song resumes)
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♪ Have you never been mellow? ♪
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♪ Have you ever tried? ♪
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Grandma!
I got to go.
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Have a nice day.
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- Did he poop?
- No, not yet.
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Great.
So he'll do it on my watch.
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Easy with the wet wipes.
They don't flush.
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Mm, mm, mm.
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For so many years I prayed
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for a man to come
along who wasn't
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bossy and opinionated.
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(chuckles) And look at this.
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My prayers have been answered.
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Next time,
I'll be more specific.
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(music playing on speakers)
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- (music stops)
- Hey.
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How's Frank?
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Constipated.
How are things in Death Valley?
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I got to get rid
of Sandra's mother.
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Word to the wise.
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Make it look like an accident.
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Right, so you got
Texans minus three,
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Jets plus seven...
good luck with that one...
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and you want to parlay
Vikings-Packers over 51
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with Seattle-Tampa Bay under 47?
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ED:
You got it, honey.
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- 500 on each.
- You're down.
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- You have a nice voice.
- No, I don't.
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Any chance you might
want to hook up tonight?
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- What? No. - You sure?
- (door buzzes)
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I got a place in the Colony,
right on the beach.
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Do a couple of lines,
watch the sunset.
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That's a really nice offer,
but I'm seeing somebody.
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(scoffs) So am I.
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So you're okay that
I'm 67 years old?
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- (sighs)
- Good luck, 112.
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- You got bets for me?
- Yeah. Here.
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Jesus, it's like a ransom note.
Where'd you learn to write?
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- If you want, I can enter it.
- No, I got it.
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So, any word from our
Orange County connection?
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Why?
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What do you mean why?
You made him our partner.
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- So?
- So it's not a weird question
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if words have been exchanged.
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- I haven't heard from him.
- Thank you.
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- (door buzzes)
- (lock buzzes)
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- Where's my sugar-free Red Bull?
- I drank it.
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- Did you see my name on it?
- As a matter of fact, I did.
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- Here's the action I took this morning.
- Thank you.
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Oh.
See, Hector?
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This is what a grown-up's
handwriting looks like.
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- Where's my brother?
- Uh, he's on a call.
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DANNY:
Murder-suicide, Sandra.
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Murder-suicide.
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Saw him on TV this morning.
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The dope was waving
at the helicopter.
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- (Danny continuing indistinctly)
- How you been doing?
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(sighs) I'm okay.
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- Little lonely.
- I'm sorry.
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Between Grandma and Frank,
I'm kind of overwhelmed.
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You could pick up the phone.
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Oh, please, don't start with me.
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Oh, when I start with you,
you'll know.
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(chuckles)
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(toilet flushes)
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We're out of hand soap.
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Do I look
like the fucking janitor?
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Hey. There they are...
my dream team.
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What?
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They call 'em
the Cleveland Browns,
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but when they bite the pillow
Monday night in Steel City,
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I'm-a call them my biatch!
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That's right, y'all.
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We are snorting all the points
with Pittsburgh, right?
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And when you get paid,
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don't forget to smash
that like button
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and show respect, all right?
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This is my Locko from Rocko
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AFC North Divisional
Home Dawg Game of the Year.
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(doorbell rings)
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Goddammit!
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The fuck?!
I'm on air.
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Really? I'm about to go live
with my picks.
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Then pay us and we'll
get out of your way.
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Just let me finish
and I'll give you your money.
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He has picks.
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It's like you
selling birth control.
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All right, Locko Rock Nation,
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you know en fuego
with my totals.
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17 and one.
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What? What?
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It's unprecedented,
it's documented,
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it's "fur-mented."
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Okay, listen.
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Sunday afternoon, you got the
two best offenses in the game,
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Dallas and Detroit,
Motor City and America's Team.
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Ugh!
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Now, Vegas put this
at a whopping 57.
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What? What?
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But John Q. Public
ain't skurred.
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Those fuckin' idiots
pushed it to 58.
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That's why you and me?
Listen, shh.
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You and me? Listen.
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We're gonna feed from the
contrarian side of the buffet.
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We're going under, under, under,
under, under, under, under,
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under, under, under,
under, under, under,
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under, under.
under, under, under, under.
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Sell the wife, sell the kids,
sell the house,
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sell the swing set
and fuck the nanny,
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and put every penny you have
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on Locko Rocko's
total of the century.
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Smash that like button
and subscribe, subscribe.
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Platinum paywall members,
this means you.
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Don't wake up Monday morning
with a soggy dick in your hand
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being like,
"I should've listened to Rocko."
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No, you listen now.
Do what I tell you, now!
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Locko Rocko out!
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(exhales)
What'd you think?
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I think you owe use 42 grand.
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Fuck.
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Mom!
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♪ Because you're every woman
in the world... ♪
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You do realize we're sitting on
a lot of fresh cash.
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Time to call Lurch?
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I got nothing better.
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(dials)
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(line ringing)
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GREGORY: Mr. Colavito,
how can I help you, sir?
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We have some more cash
that needs to find a home.
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I'm sure that
we can get that done.
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How's tomorrow?
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Actually, I am currently
in Sacramento
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putting your initial
investment to work.
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How's Monday?
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See you then.
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(monkey screeches)
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Is that a monkey?
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No, that is a child
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with some sort of protective
headgear, poor thing.
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See you on Monday.
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(giggles)
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Mmm.
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- Sounded like a monkey.
- Mm.
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What the fuck?
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Are you kidding me?
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No, no!
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Walt, we got a problem.
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Son of a bitch!
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Who knew about this?
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You, me and Hector.
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(exhales)
Hector.
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- Oh, shit.
- "Oh, shit," indeed.
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- You tell anybody about this?
- No.
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- Well, I didn't. - This is what I get
for working with amateurs.
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Hey, I'm not the problem here.
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You're saying I am?
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Well, one of you two assholes
shot your mouth off
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and now we're out of business.
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There's only one asshole here.
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- It's her.
- Oh, children.
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Fucking children.
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God.
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You're a disgrace to the hat.
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RAY:
Oh, shit.
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- What?
- That's Janelle's ride.
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Who's Janelle?
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Baby mama number two.
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- You told her where you live?
- Fuck no!
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Tell you what.
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I'll go in your house
if you go in mine.
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(indistinct chatter)
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GRANDMA:
All right, there you go.
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JANELLE:
Good job, baby.
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(cheering, clamoring)
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Good job.
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Hey.
(laughs)
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- This is a nice surprise.
- It is, isn't it?
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I think we got
a quarterback here, Rayfield.
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Well, I was hoping he grows up
to be a Jewish lawyer.
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When were you gonna tell me
you were living in Brentwood?
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Let's go say hi to Frank.
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He makes boom-boom
in his diaper, too.
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I'm living in Brentwood.
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While me and your son
are living on Pico Boulevard?
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- Ain't nothing wrong with Pico.
- I got a registered sex offender
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living downstairs.
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What you want from me, Janelle?
I'm trying to give
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- my grandma a good life.
- Yeah, well, my attorney said
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that Ray Junior is entitled
to the same standard of living
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- as his father.
- You talked to an attorney?
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- What'd I just say?
- We had an agreement.
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An attorney's gonna want to know
what I do for a living.
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We pull that thread,
we'll all be out on the street.
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00:11:13,431 --> 00:11:15,767
You're gonna stand there
and tell me this is fair?
261
00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:17,435
Life ain't fair, Janelle.
262
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- We had a one-night stand.
- It was a three-day weekend.
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- We were both consenting adults.
- I was still in high school.
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(pops lips)
You know what?
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Maybe I should just
call your other baby mamas
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and give 'em your new address.
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(exhales)
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Check and mate, motherfucker.
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Okay, give me one I can hit.
Right about there,
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that's where I like 'em.
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(TV chatter continues
indistinctly)
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Hey.
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- Hey.
- (sighs)
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You busy?
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Why?
You need help packing?
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(sighs)
I need you to hear me out.
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MAN:
Longest one I ever saw.
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I am so sorry for what happened,
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and I know that there's no words
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that can ever make it right.
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- Goodbye's a word.
- Oh, Danny.
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You have no idea
how many times I've replayed
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the events of the last few days.
284
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:15,660
Maybe if I'd worn something
more sensible poolside.
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That's your fix?
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00:12:16,995 --> 00:12:18,246
Hide the goodies?
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00:12:18,329 --> 00:12:19,664
I don't know.
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00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:22,208
I'm trying
to make sense of this.
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00:12:22,291 --> 00:12:23,793
- It's a Greek tragedy.
- Come on.
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00:12:23,835 --> 00:12:25,586
Could you just move this
along? I want to get drunk,
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00:12:25,628 --> 00:12:28,297
stumble into the pool,
hit my head and die.
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00:12:28,339 --> 00:12:30,675
Give me another chance.
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I can help with Anthony,
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- Sandra.
- How?
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00:12:34,095 --> 00:12:36,681
Well, Anthony, as you know,
is a very special child...
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No, not Anthony. Sandra.
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00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,101
Well, that's easy.
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00:12:40,143 --> 00:12:42,603
I mean,
aside from my peccadillo,
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you two have been getting along
pretty well.
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00:12:44,439 --> 00:12:46,274
- Right?
- I guess.
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00:12:46,316 --> 00:12:48,735
The walls are thin,
I haven't heard any harsh words.
302
00:12:48,818 --> 00:12:50,528
No, not really.
303
00:12:51,362 --> 00:12:53,865
How are things in the bedroom?
304
00:12:53,948 --> 00:12:55,158
Okay.
305
00:12:55,199 --> 00:12:56,242
The walls are thin.
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00:12:56,326 --> 00:12:57,660
For a couple your age,
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they're fantastic.
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00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,706
- Yeah, all right.
- So what's different?
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00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,666
You're saying it's you?
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00:13:03,708 --> 00:13:06,878
I'm saying I have a leveling
effect on my daughter.
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00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:09,172
When I'm not around,
she's had a tendency
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00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:11,591
to go to extremes.
313
00:13:11,674 --> 00:13:13,509
- Like?
- Oh, I don't know.
314
00:13:13,551 --> 00:13:16,471
She was, uh, briefly engaged
to a guy on death row.
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00:13:16,512 --> 00:13:18,681
- You're kidding.
- And of course there's the time
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00:13:18,723 --> 00:13:20,558
that she smuggled drugs
in her snapper.
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00:13:20,642 --> 00:13:23,311
- Jesus. - You thought
you married Marie Osmond?
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00:13:23,394 --> 00:13:26,189
I knew there was stuff,
but marone, fuck.
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00:13:26,230 --> 00:13:27,940
Trust me.
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00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,692
You want me around.
321
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:36,240
You mind if I tell Sandra
you staying is my idea?
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00:13:36,324 --> 00:13:39,619
I wouldn't have it
any other way.
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00:13:43,748 --> 00:13:45,291
♪ ♪
324
00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:47,168
Hiya, Babe Ruth.
325
00:13:47,210 --> 00:13:50,046
You know, I was just thinking
maybe we just...
326
00:13:50,088 --> 00:13:53,383
write off what happened with
the neighbors as an anomaly
327
00:13:53,424 --> 00:13:56,010
and give your mother a break.
328
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,887
Did she say anything to you?
329
00:13:57,929 --> 00:13:59,430
Nah, I'm just...
330
00:13:59,514 --> 00:14:01,015
trying to do the right thing.
331
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:03,810
Oh, Danny, thank you.
332
00:14:03,893 --> 00:14:05,770
Ah, no big deal.
333
00:14:08,231 --> 00:14:09,482
Ah, I'm sorry.
334
00:14:09,565 --> 00:14:11,567
Who do you know in Costa Rica?
335
00:14:11,609 --> 00:14:12,944
DANNY:
An offshore book.
336
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,153
They want to do some business.
337
00:14:14,237 --> 00:14:15,905
You need to take that?
338
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,282
Nah.
339
00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:20,076
(puts phone down)
340
00:14:20,118 --> 00:14:21,744
Oh.
341
00:14:21,786 --> 00:14:23,037
What do you think?
342
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:24,789
Want to give
your bad dog a bone?
343
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,916
Yes, I do, very much.
344
00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:29,377
Come on, you can talk dirtier
than that.
345
00:14:29,460 --> 00:14:31,212
I can't.
I... I get embarrassed.
346
00:14:31,295 --> 00:14:32,714
Just try.
347
00:14:33,798 --> 00:14:35,300
Okay.
348
00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:37,593
- Fuck you, dog.
- No.
349
00:14:37,635 --> 00:14:39,637
Not like that.
Like, like...
350
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,472
"I'm gonna fuck you so hard,
351
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,308
I'll destroy your pussy."
352
00:14:43,391 --> 00:14:45,476
- Is that what you want?
- Well, no, not literally.
353
00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,854
It's just dirty talk.
It's fun.
354
00:14:47,937 --> 00:14:49,188
All right.
355
00:14:51,316 --> 00:14:52,775
I'm so mad at your pussy,
356
00:14:52,817 --> 00:14:54,527
I want to mess it up.
357
00:14:54,610 --> 00:14:56,988
- You can just take your bathing
suit off. - Yeah, okay.
358
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,115
SANDRA (in distance):
Ooh, what's my mean, old bookie
359
00:14:59,157 --> 00:15:00,700
gonna do if I can't pay?
360
00:15:00,783 --> 00:15:03,119
DANNY:
Oh, you don't want to know.
361
00:15:03,161 --> 00:15:04,454
SANDRA:
Oh, yes I do.
362
00:15:04,495 --> 00:15:05,788
DANNY:
Okay, give me a minute.
363
00:15:05,830 --> 00:15:07,123
SANDRA:
Oh, Danny, for God's sake,
364
00:15:07,165 --> 00:15:08,458
just say you're gonna fuck me.
365
00:15:08,499 --> 00:15:10,918
DANNY:
One fucking, coming at you!
366
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,421
- (harp playing gently)
- (indistinct chatter)
367
00:15:39,322 --> 00:15:41,282
May I have
your attention, please?
368
00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:44,369
Thank you.
I'm Walt Dinty.
369
00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:46,162
- Thank you all for coming.
- (applause)
370
00:15:46,204 --> 00:15:47,914
Oh!
371
00:15:49,832 --> 00:15:51,000
Ah.
372
00:15:51,042 --> 00:15:52,377
(clears throat)
373
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:55,004
The expansion of consciousness...
374
00:15:55,046 --> 00:15:56,964
the yearning for truth
375
00:15:57,006 --> 00:15:59,592
that is the God-given right
of every human being...
376
00:15:59,676 --> 00:16:03,513
has long been monopolized
by the left.
377
00:16:03,554 --> 00:16:06,140
The libs.
Dare I say it?
378
00:16:06,224 --> 00:16:07,433
The hippie pedos.
379
00:16:07,517 --> 00:16:09,018
Well, that changes today.
380
00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:12,063
With American-grown psilocybin.
381
00:16:12,146 --> 00:16:13,898
Every one of us
382
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:17,360
can look God in His white,
blue-eyed face
383
00:16:17,402 --> 00:16:20,446
and say,
"I knew You looked like me."
384
00:16:20,530 --> 00:16:22,573
So, with no further ado,
385
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:25,076
I would like to introduce you
to a graduate
386
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:28,037
of Stanford's
psychedelic research facility,
387
00:16:28,079 --> 00:16:31,749
your Sherpa on this
spiritual mountain climb,
388
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:35,795
the world-renowned
Dr. Nancy Rinpoche.
389
00:16:35,878 --> 00:16:37,922
(light applause)
390
00:16:40,842 --> 00:16:43,720
I figured I take the high road.
Less traffic.
391
00:16:43,761 --> 00:16:45,763
I don't know if it's the high
road, but I worked things out
392
00:16:45,847 --> 00:16:48,099
- with Janelle. - What, you
make it look like an accident?
393
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:50,268
No, I offered to come
let her live in guest house.
394
00:16:50,351 --> 00:16:51,853
You're gonna live
with your ex-girlfriend
395
00:16:51,894 --> 00:16:53,646
and she's gonna see you
coming and going?
396
00:16:53,730 --> 00:16:56,274
It's the guest house,
it has its own entrance.
397
00:16:56,357 --> 00:16:58,985
Oh, fuck me.
398
00:16:59,068 --> 00:17:00,528
Maybe you could go live on Pico.
399
00:17:00,570 --> 00:17:01,779
GRANDMA (in distance):
Rayfield.
400
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:03,698
- Rayfield!
- Aw, damn.
401
00:17:03,781 --> 00:17:06,951
I got to go wipe dookie
off an old man's ass.
402
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,580
Poor bastard.
403
00:17:14,459 --> 00:17:16,502
Wonder if I could fuck again?
404
00:17:18,379 --> 00:17:19,881
What's going on?
405
00:17:19,922 --> 00:17:22,216
He's gone, Rayfield.
406
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:23,968
The Lord took him.
407
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:26,054
He's with the angels now.
408
00:17:26,095 --> 00:17:28,348
Why are you holding a pillow?
409
00:17:29,390 --> 00:17:31,726
I'm not.
410
00:17:31,768 --> 00:17:33,811
♪ ♪
411
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,986
♪ J'aime ♪
412
00:17:48,242 --> 00:17:50,453
♪ J'aime ♪
413
00:17:53,623 --> 00:17:55,416
♪ I love, I love ♪
414
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:56,668
♪ I, I love ♪
415
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,544
♪ I love ♪
416
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:02,548
♪ I love ♪
417
00:18:02,632 --> 00:18:05,176
♪ I love-I love Jimmy Luxury ♪
418
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,803
♪ J'aime ♪
419
00:18:06,844 --> 00:18:08,972
♪ Hey, hey, la-da-da-da ♪
420
00:18:09,013 --> 00:18:12,475
♪ I'll see you tomorrow
in Havana ♪
421
00:18:12,517 --> 00:18:17,438
♪ I-I love Jimmy. ♪
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