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Patient zero?
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That's right, we
know who you are, yeah.
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I'm not patient zero.
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Oh, bullshit, you
started this pandemic.
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You're a carrier,
you're Tom Riley.
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Yeah, I'm Tom Riley.
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Why aren't you dead?
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I'm not... listen,
this is gonna be tough
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- for you to understand.
- Roger that.
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But there are
multiple dimensions.
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Wait, wait, wait, put
the gun away, wait, wait.
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How the fuck am I gonna get?
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Oh, fat ass, goddamn,
whoa, whoa, oh, oh!
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No, no,
oh, shit, oh, fuck.
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Hello?
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What, who?
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No, there's nobody
here by that name.
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Whoa.
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Where'd this come from?
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Bonus.
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Whose camera is this?
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Hello there.
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What the fuck, was I
imagining all of that?
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Who the fuck was that?
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Hello?
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What the fuck is this?
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Do I have a cat?
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Oh, okay, psst, psst, psst.
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Hey, here girl, boy.
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What the fuck?
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Oh, hello.
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Hello, here, I'll throw it back
up there for you, you ready?
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Psst, psst, psst.
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Who's up there?
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Uh, this can't be.
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Who the fuck?
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There's no way if all these
times... what the fuck is this?
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This can't be happening again.
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What the fuck happened here?
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I need to know what
I got going on here.
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I need to know
whether I've got somebody
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in this house, or a
you-know-what problem.
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The ghost meter,
this'll tell me.
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Oh!
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Jesus Christ, son of a bitch.
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Oh, man.
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Get this.
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All right.
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What the fuck am I
gonna do with this?
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I either got a ghost
problem or a people problem,
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but I plan on solving them both.
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I have a weapon.
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Nothing.
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Nothing.
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I'm coming up there.
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You better come the
fuck out of there.
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My heart's beating
out of my chest.
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I know you're in there.
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What are you doing in here?
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When did I get a fucking cat?
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Sorry.
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That means we got
a person in here.
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There's no paranormal
activity at all.
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Hello?
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I know this isn't a ghost.
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Listen, if you just
get out of here,
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there's gonna be no trouble.
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Just get out of here.
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No.
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There's nothing
spiritual in here.
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Whoever's in here,
take this opportunity
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and get the fuck out.
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What the fuck is that?
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Oh, no.
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Son of a bitch, that was a
fresh bag of chips.
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What the fuck is
with the dog beds?
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I don't have a
dog, let alone two.
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Hello?
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Who's out there?
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Fucking throw a knife at me.
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Fuck.
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Scared the shit out of me.
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Hello?
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No, there's nobody
here by that name.
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I already told you this.
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Fuck.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Oh, fuck it.
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What the fuck is going on here?
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I'm not scared of you.
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Do it again, badass.
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Fuck my life.
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I've done this before,
I'll do it again.
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I need to find some equipment.
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Jesus Christ.
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That was a big fucking boy.
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I'm a big boy, too.
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Fuck, it's cold in here.
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Where'd you go, big boy?
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No wonder it's so cold in
here, the window's open.
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Let me shut this thing.
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No, don't shut it?
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Who's in here?
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Is this Matt and Rachel?
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Is this a ghost?
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Do you know who I am?
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You don't know who I am?
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You do, now you're
just fucking with me.
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You know, I'm not scared of you.
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Yeah, no, I'm not scared of you.
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Who... who the fuck
is that out there?
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What, my fucking chips
are gone, son of a bitch.
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Hello?
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Who are you?
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You can stay the fuck out
there, I'm not scared of you.
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Well, I'm feeling
mighty proud of myself.
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What time does it
say on that clock?
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I managed to get rid of this
one in less than 20 minutes?
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I'm getting good at this shit.
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I don't do this professionally.
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Caffeine-free diet soda?
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Why don't I just drink the
juice from that jar of pickles?
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Oh, fucking pickles.
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Gift from God.
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Hmm.
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What the fuck is with this shit?
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Who is having shit sent
to my house?
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And this bullshit.
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Why couldn't I have a
demon on a diet, dammit.
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Where is that book?
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Oh, thank God something's
where I left it.
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Now, what
was I dealing with?
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Or what ass did I
kick out of here?
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No.
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What's this about a... a
demon that turns into a cat?
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That white cat, that little
sweet, white cat is not a demon.
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Well, you know what?
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Hmm.
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Wait, this could be my guy.
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"From the list of lesser
known demons, Malichi,
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he is a demon known to torment
persons by causing disarray.
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A frequent technique he uses is
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to move objects in an attempt
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to make the living believe
they are going insane."
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Well, every room I walk
into shifts someplace else,
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and look, talk about
disarray.
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You know, that also
explains the cat,
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'cause I don't have a cat, but
there's a cat here.
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He placed it here to
make me think I'm nuts.
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And the dog beds, I
don't have fucking dogs.
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It also says, "his face is
gray and ashen," which it was,
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"with elongated
arms that he uses
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to walk with in
a staggered gait.
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He is driven away
when his attempts
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to frighten mortals
are unsuccessful."
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Well, he didn't scare...
well, he kind of did scare me,
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but he wasn't getting what
he wanted, so he left.
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"He considers ghosts allies
and often congregates with him.
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Following his departure,
paranormal events often increase
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if ghosts are present
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because they yearn for
Malichi's"... I don't know
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if that, I'm even
pronouncing that right.
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"But they yearn for
Malichi's presence
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and consider anyone responsible
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for his departure a
target for physical harm.
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Beware of what comes after the
departure of the demon," ooh.
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"Also, be cognizant
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that Malichi's leaving
often signals the arrival
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of demons more powerful
and malevolent.
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The ghost will attack
those that will not leave,
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and those attacks will
increase in intensity
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and become more
and more dangerous.
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If they eventually rejoin
with a demonic force,
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it is likely their attacks
will be life threatening."
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Well, I don't get the
feeling there's anything else
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in this house, so.
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He's gone.
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Yeah, see, stuff in here was
moved every time I walked back
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into this room, like
that wasn't there.
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The phone was there 'cause
I ripped it off the wall,
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but stuff's moved everywhere.
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Jesus Christ, it's the
fucking loudest phone.
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Hello?
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I told you, no one
lives here by that name!
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How is that possible?
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Hello?
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Well, was this before or
after I banished its ass?
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So much for a little reprieve.
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Let's see what the fuck's
going on down here.
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What the fuck,
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the lights don't... of
course the lights don't work.
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Is that a baby crying?
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Great, another freaking
light that doesn't work.
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That's definitely
coming from over here.
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Oh, that's cute.
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What the fuck, I can't... ow.
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I can't see.
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How do I get the
fuck out of here?
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Here we go, here we go.
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I don't know what the fuck
that is in the basement,
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but I need to get
my bearings together
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before I start
dealing with that.
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What, what the fuck
is that out there?
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The fuck is that?
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Let me get.
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Oh, I'll use this.
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I can't see with the lights on.
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There's something
out there, somebody.
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What the fuck else
could be going on?
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Oh, this is fucking beautiful.
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What the fuck is he doing?
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Wait, where'd he go?
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Where the fuck did he...
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Oh, I can't see shit out there.
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Well, I don't know
where he went,
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or it went, but it's
outside, so.
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That's where it needs to stay.
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So the obvious question
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whoever's watching
this will be asking is,
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why does this guy
record everything
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that goes on in his life?
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Well, people that have seen
the previous recordings think
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I'm nuts for staying
here, which I probably am.
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But people that don't,
and I tell this to,
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think I'm nuts, which
is why I record it,
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specifically on a camera
that I don't even know
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where it came from, but
it's here, so I'm using it.
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I don't know where half the
stuff in this house came from,
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the cat, the dogs
I haven't seen,
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but there's dog beds
and toys everywhere
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and dog biscuits on top
of the refrigerator.
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I... this
one's got me baffled.
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I really don't know
what's going on,
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but the thing that counts
is that it is out there.
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What the fuck happened?
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I gotta unlock
this fucking door.
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Get the fuck off of me!
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The fuck?
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This fucking house of horrors.
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How come that light's on?
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I don't want to
fucking stab you.
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But I'll fucking cut you.
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00:39:39,159 --> 00:39:41,260
You know what I'm
feeling right now?
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I'm feeling some
big dick energy.
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There's nothing out there.
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After all this time,
anything that's trying
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to get to me ought to know
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I can't be fooled.
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00:40:07,052 --> 00:40:10,556
You motherfucker, come out
from under there, come out!
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00:40:10,590 --> 00:40:12,559
Where the fuck is this thing?
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00:40:13,425 --> 00:40:15,461
Son of a bitch!
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00:40:15,494 --> 00:40:16,730
What the fuck?
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00:40:17,664 --> 00:40:20,801
Oh, Christ, I'm stuck.
259
00:40:49,596 --> 00:40:51,231
What the fuck is this?
260
00:40:54,900 --> 00:40:56,802
Where's this shit
keep coming from?
261
00:40:56,835 --> 00:40:59,972
Like am I a depository
for ghost bullshit,
262
00:41:00,005 --> 00:41:03,042
or just bullshit in... I need
to open some of these boxes.
263
00:41:03,076 --> 00:41:05,612
There might be something
good in one of them,
264
00:41:05,644 --> 00:41:07,447
a nice little bonus.
265
00:41:17,222 --> 00:41:19,559
I can't see a fucking thing.
266
00:41:47,387 --> 00:41:49,655
Well, at least the
power is back on.
267
00:41:50,856 --> 00:41:52,860
Why are the lights out
in the kitchen now?
268
00:41:56,762 --> 00:41:57,965
What is that smell?
269
00:41:59,398 --> 00:42:02,635
If Satan had an asshole,
this is what it smells like.
270
00:42:09,242 --> 00:42:14,248
So that jester was outside,
I chased out Malichi,
271
00:42:15,748 --> 00:42:19,153
but something was
in that bathroom.
272
00:42:20,385 --> 00:42:22,655
But maybe like that book said,
273
00:42:22,688 --> 00:42:27,693
where if they're not
frightening you, they take off.
274
00:42:29,027 --> 00:42:30,463
Maybe it's gone.
275
00:42:33,932 --> 00:42:35,902
It's fucking cold
in here, though.
276
00:42:38,938 --> 00:42:41,375
The thing is about that jester,
277
00:42:42,641 --> 00:42:43,442
is
278
00:42:44,643 --> 00:42:48,447
I don't remember seeing that
279
00:42:49,315 --> 00:42:50,617
in my book.
280
00:42:54,420 --> 00:42:56,255
Man, this place is fucked up.
281
00:42:58,291 --> 00:42:59,726
Let's see what I got here.
282
00:43:03,329 --> 00:43:07,167
Thank God there's lots of
pictures, but you know what?
283
00:43:07,199 --> 00:43:09,001
What am I looking for?
284
00:43:09,034 --> 00:43:11,670
I've been through this
book front to back,
285
00:43:11,704 --> 00:43:15,442
and I know that
jester isn't in here.
286
00:43:19,846 --> 00:43:24,150
Let me see, I think
I had another book
287
00:43:24,182 --> 00:43:26,085
that I picked up at a yard sale.
288
00:43:27,353 --> 00:43:29,556
Where the fuck is that thing?
289
00:43:32,492 --> 00:43:33,393
Oh, oh, oh.
290
00:43:37,163 --> 00:43:42,168
"How to Rid Your House of
Evil," by Ted Holmberg.
291
00:43:44,938 --> 00:43:47,608
Let's see what Ted has to say.
292
00:43:50,809 --> 00:43:53,212
We'll start from
the beginning here.
293
00:43:53,246 --> 00:43:58,151
"Any house can be
invaded by evil.
294
00:43:58,184 --> 00:44:02,923
The number one way to keep
your house a happy home
295
00:44:02,956 --> 00:44:06,626
and free of demonic
possessions is
296
00:44:06,659 --> 00:44:10,063
to make your house
a happy house.
297
00:44:11,396 --> 00:44:16,135
You have to put out
flowers, play cheery music,
298
00:44:16,168 --> 00:44:21,173
be positive, and no demon
will want to be around."
299
00:44:22,407 --> 00:44:23,777
Are you a fucking idiot?
300
00:44:25,644 --> 00:44:29,181
Ted, you don't
know shit.
301
00:44:31,985 --> 00:44:33,519
Fucking how can
this be happening?
302
00:44:33,552 --> 00:44:35,688
Every time I think
these things are gone,
303
00:44:35,722 --> 00:44:40,027
things are quiet for a while,
and then they come back.
304
00:44:52,704 --> 00:44:53,940
Do I have
305
00:44:56,608 --> 00:44:58,045
something in this home?
306
00:45:02,047 --> 00:45:04,583
What the fuck is that smell?
307
00:45:06,418 --> 00:45:07,853
Let me make sure.
308
00:45:15,594 --> 00:45:20,599
So I could sure know if fucking
demon turds are in there.
309
00:45:26,371 --> 00:45:28,340
Everything keeps getting moved.
310
00:45:28,373 --> 00:45:33,379
This is just... well, this is
pretty much the way it's been.
311
00:45:34,746 --> 00:45:37,884
If I have nothing in here,
nothing should be getting moved.
312
00:45:44,657 --> 00:45:46,360
I need to take it easy here.
313
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,230
Oh, fuck.
314
00:45:57,603 --> 00:45:58,572
Hello?
315
00:46:03,242 --> 00:46:04,478
I dare you
316
00:46:05,677 --> 00:46:06,679
to come out.
317
00:46:07,847 --> 00:46:09,316
Show yourself!
318
00:46:10,882 --> 00:46:12,585
Well, there ain't shit in here.
319
00:46:40,313 --> 00:46:43,083
What the fuck is
that smell, God.
320
00:46:49,121 --> 00:46:51,957
It's fucking getting
cold in here.
321
00:48:01,893 --> 00:48:03,062
Motherfucking.
322
00:48:20,913 --> 00:48:24,016
So much for these warm
fucking cheery thoughts.
323
00:48:24,050 --> 00:48:26,720
I was having a nice fucking
dream about ice cream.
324
00:48:54,813 --> 00:48:56,215
Where are you?
325
00:48:56,248 --> 00:48:57,884
I can smell you.
326
00:49:02,054 --> 00:49:03,523
What a fucking shit hole.
327
00:49:14,032 --> 00:49:17,703
Fuck, this is a nasty
motherfucker right here,
328
00:49:17,737 --> 00:49:22,608
to throw a fake fucking
pumpkin at me.
329
00:49:22,641 --> 00:49:25,978
I need to find some... he
ain't scared of knives.
330
00:49:26,012 --> 00:49:28,847
How the fuck can
something even be in here?
331
00:49:30,282 --> 00:49:33,420
I need a cross, where's
that fucking cross?
332
00:49:34,820 --> 00:49:36,856
Oh, fucking cross, I'm lucky
God don't strike me dead
333
00:49:36,889 --> 00:49:37,856
where I'm standing.
334
00:49:42,494 --> 00:49:44,931
Fucking hit me with
a fucking pumpkin?
335
00:49:46,331 --> 00:49:48,835
I'm gonna hit you with my
foot right in your ghost ass.
336
00:49:55,407 --> 00:49:58,844
What the fuck is that,
is that a brownie?
337
00:50:06,686 --> 00:50:07,921
Hmm, goddamn.
338
00:50:11,123 --> 00:50:15,262
I don't know where the fuck
that came from, but mm.
339
00:50:36,782 --> 00:50:38,218
Nothing here.
340
00:50:43,688 --> 00:50:47,460
I've got this terrible
feeling of dread,
341
00:50:47,492 --> 00:50:52,164
like everything bad's
gonna happen at once.
342
00:51:20,525 --> 00:51:25,531
You motherfucker.
343
00:51:28,134 --> 00:51:30,001
What the fuck was that?
344
00:51:33,972 --> 00:51:35,307
Goddammit, fuck.
345
00:51:42,648 --> 00:51:45,251
Fucking stabbed
me, what the fuck?
346
00:51:49,789 --> 00:51:54,260
I know... where the
fuck is the stab mark?
347
00:51:54,293 --> 00:51:56,563
I fucking know I got stabbed.
348
00:51:59,565 --> 00:52:02,402
What the fuck, I'm
losing my fucking mind.
349
00:52:04,135 --> 00:52:07,139
I am so far in over my head.
350
00:52:10,476 --> 00:52:12,811
For this one, I could
sure use a hand.
351
00:52:19,351 --> 00:52:20,486
What the fuck is that?
352
00:52:35,201 --> 00:52:40,206
"You said you needed a hand."
353
00:52:42,807 --> 00:52:47,213
It's a fucking hand,
it's a fucking hand.
354
00:52:47,246 --> 00:52:50,550
Oh, what the fuck?
355
00:52:50,583 --> 00:52:54,253
What the fuck, what the
fuck was in that brownie?
356
00:53:16,141 --> 00:53:18,510
What the fuck is that?
357
00:53:18,543 --> 00:53:20,045
Oh, what the fuck?
358
00:55:50,262 --> 00:55:52,164
Oh, that's been
running all this time?
359
00:55:56,969 --> 00:56:00,039
What the fuck happened
to my brownie?
360
00:56:03,108 --> 00:56:05,411
Mm, it's a pretzel.
361
00:56:15,186 --> 00:56:17,489
I need to do a little
demon research.
362
00:57:04,168 --> 00:57:05,337
What the fuck?
363
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:36,235
Hello?
364
00:57:44,175 --> 00:57:45,010
All right.
365
00:57:58,590 --> 00:58:00,760
Let's do a little googling.
366
00:58:12,737 --> 00:58:14,539
What the fuck is going on?
367
00:58:14,572 --> 00:58:17,844
I'm not typing, what
the fuck is going on?
368
00:58:20,813 --> 00:58:21,914
What the fuck is this?
369
00:58:27,052 --> 00:58:28,187
You seeing this?
370
00:58:28,219 --> 00:58:31,089
Of course you're seeing
it, I'm seeing it.
371
00:58:32,123 --> 00:58:34,993
"Not your home, not your home."
372
00:58:36,460 --> 00:58:38,530
What the fuck, no
ashes to write in?
373
00:58:46,038 --> 00:58:47,206
Oh, excuse me.
374
00:58:57,983 --> 00:59:00,720
"He is coming,"
who the fuck is he?
375
00:59:04,655 --> 00:59:08,059
Well, we've been over
this, this is my home.
376
00:59:11,429 --> 00:59:12,931
What the fuck is that?
377
00:59:27,311 --> 00:59:31,016
"Not your home, not your
home, not your home,
378
00:59:31,048 --> 00:59:35,822
he is coming, he is
coming, he is coming."
379
00:59:37,155 --> 00:59:37,990
What the fuck?
380
00:59:46,398 --> 00:59:48,867
I just pulled the
plug on this thing.
381
00:59:55,773 --> 00:59:57,942
Fuck me, fuck you!
382
01:00:13,224 --> 01:00:18,230
Let's see if old
Ted here can shine
383
01:00:18,963 --> 01:00:19,532
any light on this.
384
01:00:27,005 --> 01:00:29,709
Let me get this on
the other camera, too.
385
01:00:52,097 --> 01:00:55,768
Here.
386
01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:56,601
Okay, Ted.
387
01:01:01,005 --> 01:01:05,344
That dude looks like what
I'm looking for, page 212.
388
01:01:12,317 --> 01:01:16,789
He says you should try
communicating with the spirits.
389
01:01:30,469 --> 01:01:32,171
Where the fuck is that thing?
390
01:01:41,579 --> 01:01:42,414
There.
391
01:01:43,914 --> 01:01:44,717
Okay.
392
01:01:47,885 --> 01:01:49,989
This is the best way I know of.
393
01:01:54,492 --> 01:01:55,494
Communicating.
394
01:02:10,342 --> 01:02:15,247
Ouija board, are there any
ghosts or spirits in the house?
395
01:02:26,724 --> 01:02:30,663
Yes, that's what I
was afraid of.
396
01:02:33,565 --> 01:02:37,235
So he's saying I should
communicate with these fuckers.
397
01:02:43,275 --> 01:02:47,046
"Beware when communicating
with the paranormal.
398
01:02:47,079 --> 01:02:50,416
Be very careful," no shit.
399
01:02:50,449 --> 01:02:54,153
"There is an account given
of an evil occultist,
400
01:02:54,186 --> 01:02:58,057
Travis McHenry, who
long ago opened a portal
401
01:02:58,090 --> 01:03:02,394
to the spirit world and would
regularly summon evil spirits
402
01:03:02,427 --> 01:03:05,431
to attack those he despised.
403
01:03:05,463 --> 01:03:09,300
Unfortunately, Travis
summoned the demon known
404
01:03:09,333 --> 01:03:13,337
as the bringer of disease,
famine, and drought.
405
01:03:13,371 --> 01:03:15,407
He could not control this demon
406
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:17,576
and was drug into the portal,
407
01:03:17,608 --> 01:03:20,411
never to be seen or
heard from again.
408
01:03:20,445 --> 01:03:22,815
The demon he summoned, Pazuzu."
409
01:03:24,148 --> 01:03:26,317
Don't say that name!
410
01:03:26,351 --> 01:03:28,320
Who the fuck are you?
411
01:03:31,422 --> 01:03:34,592
I was a priest when I
walked among the living.
412
01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:37,395
Where's your body?
413
01:03:37,429 --> 01:03:39,164
That name you said-
414
01:03:39,197 --> 01:03:39,998
- Pazuzu?
415
01:03:40,030 --> 01:03:42,233
Don't say that name!
416
01:03:43,501 --> 01:03:47,271
I attempted to exorcize
him from a small child.
417
01:03:47,304 --> 01:03:51,676
He said I angered him
because I looked like Jesus.
418
01:03:51,710 --> 01:03:54,246
Like Jesus on heroin, maybe.
419
01:03:54,278 --> 01:03:56,849
He tore my body apart
420
01:03:56,882 --> 01:04:00,251
and spread the pieces
across the land.
421
01:04:00,284 --> 01:04:02,887
He is unstoppable.
422
01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:04,422
Well, the good news is,
423
01:04:04,456 --> 01:04:07,226
I think I can help
you find your hand.
424
01:04:11,963 --> 01:04:13,365
So what's he look like?
425
01:04:13,398 --> 01:04:15,300
He will not show himself
426
01:04:15,333 --> 01:04:20,239
to any living soul, but
you will know he is here,
427
01:04:20,271 --> 01:04:23,307
and he will bring
other demons with him,
428
01:04:23,340 --> 01:04:25,944
some of which are already here,
429
01:04:27,411 --> 01:04:30,682
and they will soon launch a
vicious attack against you.
430
01:04:38,356 --> 01:04:39,825
So I got this evil jester
running around the house,
431
01:04:39,858 --> 01:04:42,661
I got this hunchback
out in the driveway.
432
01:04:42,693 --> 01:04:45,630
I've got I think what's
your hand running around.
433
01:04:45,664 --> 01:04:48,567
There's doors opening and
closing, stuff that's happening.
434
01:04:48,599 --> 01:04:50,434
The laptop's saying
"He is coming,
435
01:04:50,467 --> 01:04:53,237
he is coming, he is coming,"
the printer's printing out,
436
01:04:53,271 --> 01:04:55,240
"He's coming, he's
coming, he's coming."
437
01:04:55,273 --> 01:04:57,442
When is he coming, this Pazuzu?
438
01:04:57,474 --> 01:05:00,945
I said don't say that name.
439
01:05:00,978 --> 01:05:04,349
Whoa, whoa, whoa, druggo
Jesus, take it easy.
440
01:05:05,817 --> 01:05:09,253
No, he is here!
441
01:05:09,286 --> 01:05:10,888
Where is he?
442
01:05:20,465 --> 01:05:24,870
Jesus Christ, my fucking
life ain't getting no better.
443
01:05:34,144 --> 01:05:37,550
You fucking cocksucker,
who the fuck are you?
444
01:05:38,650 --> 01:05:41,019
What the fuck are you?
445
01:06:27,331 --> 01:06:28,567
What?
446
01:06:28,599 --> 01:06:30,601
No, no, no, no.
447
01:06:30,635 --> 01:06:33,438
No, no!
448
01:06:42,246 --> 01:06:43,815
Oh, you cocksucker.
449
01:06:47,686 --> 01:06:49,221
Come, show yourself.
450
01:06:57,195 --> 01:06:58,664
Show yourself!
451
01:07:27,692 --> 01:07:29,561
Fucking pants are falling down.
452
01:08:01,092 --> 01:08:03,429
What the fuck is that smell?
453
01:08:11,869 --> 01:08:13,438
What the fuck?
454
01:08:14,539 --> 01:08:15,374
Oh my God.
455
01:08:19,743 --> 01:08:20,578
Fucking
456
01:08:22,279 --> 01:08:25,283
flush the toilet
for Christ's sakes.
457
01:08:47,104 --> 01:08:47,939
Fuck this.
458
01:08:54,546 --> 01:08:55,847
You motherfucker.
459
01:09:02,287 --> 01:09:05,224
Oh, that fucking
hurt, you bastard.
460
01:09:06,356 --> 01:09:08,993
I need to get the fuck
out of this house.
461
01:09:13,131 --> 01:09:15,734
Wait, I can't get
out the front door,
462
01:09:15,766 --> 01:09:18,903
but I can get out that
window, that's how I got in,
463
01:09:18,936 --> 01:09:22,440
and I'm gonna take this camera
with me... and a flashlight
464
01:09:22,474 --> 01:09:24,376
and the cross, who
left these here?
465
01:09:24,408 --> 01:09:25,344
This is perfect.
466
01:09:29,146 --> 01:09:30,215
Oh, fuck.
467
01:09:36,587 --> 01:09:37,588
Oh, fuck.
468
01:09:41,759 --> 01:09:44,997
I need this, I need this.
469
01:09:48,466 --> 01:09:49,701
How the fuck?
470
01:09:56,541 --> 01:09:57,476
Fucking cunt.
471
01:10:15,158 --> 01:10:16,929
Simone Biles I'm not.
472
01:10:20,899 --> 01:10:22,067
What the fuck?
473
01:10:42,119 --> 01:10:44,689
Goddammit.
474
01:10:46,658 --> 01:10:49,394
Who the fuck are you?
475
01:10:59,570 --> 01:11:01,073
I think I shook it.
476
01:11:28,298 --> 01:11:29,400
Stop it!
477
01:11:30,835 --> 01:11:33,270
Listen, this may be the
last will and testament
478
01:11:33,304 --> 01:11:37,943
of Tom Riley, but I don't
know whether I'm better off
479
01:11:37,975 --> 01:11:42,980
in there or out here
in these haunted woods.
480
01:11:44,047 --> 01:11:47,085
But I've come to
realize that this is not
481
01:11:47,118 --> 01:11:51,289
about that house being haunted.
482
01:11:51,322 --> 01:11:56,226
This is about this
land being haunted.
483
01:11:57,694 --> 01:11:58,796
What the fuck was that?
484
01:12:07,572 --> 01:12:11,476
I think I'm gonna go
deeper into the woods here
485
01:12:11,509 --> 01:12:14,578
and try and put some distance
between me and the house.
486
01:12:14,612 --> 01:12:18,817
But the fact of it is, is
this is haunted property.
487
01:12:18,850 --> 01:12:20,919
There's things going on here,
488
01:12:20,952 --> 01:12:24,289
so long before this
house was even here,
489
01:12:24,322 --> 01:12:27,159
there was something here
that has brought this on.
490
01:12:30,595 --> 01:12:32,497
What the fuck was that?
491
01:12:36,134 --> 01:12:38,170
What the fuck are
you doing out here?
492
01:12:40,238 --> 01:12:41,472
What are you pointing at?
493
01:12:54,418 --> 01:12:55,653
What is that up there?
494
01:12:57,020 --> 01:12:58,389
How do you zoom this thing?
495
01:13:00,957 --> 01:13:05,396
Ugh, druggo Jesus, I
can't leave him in there.
496
01:13:10,935 --> 01:13:12,771
What the fuck is that?
497
01:13:21,345 --> 01:13:22,180
Ugh.
498
01:13:23,648 --> 01:13:26,485
Bitch, I know, I'm going
back there in a minute.
499
01:13:29,921 --> 01:13:30,822
Where the fuck?
500
01:13:34,692 --> 01:13:37,561
I gotta go in there and
save him from this bullshit.
501
01:14:26,610 --> 01:14:29,514
Here I go again
with this bullshit.
502
01:14:37,688 --> 01:14:41,092
I guess the thought
never... oh, God,
503
01:14:41,125 --> 01:14:45,063
crossed my fucking mind about
eating a fucking carrot.
504
01:14:47,832 --> 01:14:52,137
Size 44, my ass.
505
01:14:53,503 --> 01:14:54,338
Oh, Jesus Christ.
506
01:15:00,778 --> 01:15:03,081
Oh.
507
01:15:18,429 --> 01:15:21,466
Holmberg, you'd better be right.
508
01:15:27,204 --> 01:15:29,975
Music.
509
01:15:31,876 --> 01:15:33,043
Okay, flowers.
510
01:15:54,332 --> 01:15:57,002
Hey, Ben, Ben?
511
01:15:58,536 --> 01:16:01,506
Listen, here's a list of
shit I need you to get,
512
01:16:01,538 --> 01:16:05,143
and I need you to get it
quick, and be nice to the lady.
513
01:16:14,585 --> 01:16:18,689
Druggo Jesus, all
right, Father Murphy,
514
01:16:18,722 --> 01:16:21,059
I know that's your real name.
515
01:16:21,091 --> 01:16:25,062
I met you here in
this house a couple
516
01:16:25,095 --> 01:16:27,031
of years ago at Christmas.
517
01:16:30,635 --> 01:16:31,802
Father Murphy?
518
01:16:49,185 --> 01:16:50,020
Hello?
519
01:16:51,855 --> 01:16:52,823
Father Murphy?
520
01:16:57,494 --> 01:16:58,329
Oh shit.
521
01:17:05,802 --> 01:17:07,538
Do I want to go up here?
522
01:17:13,344 --> 01:17:15,246
In the name of Jesus
Christ, get out!
523
01:17:17,782 --> 01:17:19,284
Well, that worked.
524
01:17:31,729 --> 01:17:34,633
In the name of Jesus
Christ, get out!
525
01:17:38,336 --> 01:17:39,704
Oh, that was convenient.
526
01:17:54,752 --> 01:17:55,820
Father Murphy?
527
01:18:14,971 --> 01:18:16,206
Father Murphy?
528
01:18:24,481 --> 01:18:25,317
Father Murphy?
529
01:18:27,984 --> 01:18:30,087
Father Murphy, what the fuck?
530
01:18:40,564 --> 01:18:42,266
I don't want to play anymore.
531
01:18:42,298 --> 01:18:44,168
I want to get the
fuck out of here.
532
01:18:45,603 --> 01:18:49,940
Father Murphy, where's
your floating nugget?
533
01:18:53,043 --> 01:18:54,078
Father Murphy!
534
01:18:58,048 --> 01:19:01,853
Pazuzu, you're not
supposed to show yourself.
535
01:19:04,421 --> 01:19:07,157
In the name of Jesus
Christ, get out!
536
01:19:08,692 --> 01:19:13,030
In the name of Jesus Christ,
I command you, get out!
537
01:19:14,864 --> 01:19:19,636
I'm not scared of you, in the
name of Jesus Christ, get out!
538
01:19:23,274 --> 01:19:26,611
Oh my God.
539
01:19:30,980 --> 01:19:33,117
What the fuck is this guy?
540
01:19:39,523 --> 01:19:41,226
I can't do this alone.
541
01:19:46,197 --> 01:19:48,065
Brother, you're not alone.
542
01:19:48,099 --> 01:19:49,199
I'm here, too.
543
01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:53,371
Oh, man, of all the Toms from
all the parallel universes,
544
01:19:53,404 --> 01:19:54,705
- I had to be you?
- Why are you body shaming us?
545
01:19:54,738 --> 01:19:57,075
You're fucking
disgusting, get out of here.
546
01:19:57,108 --> 01:19:59,110
Ugh, deal with it yourself.
547
01:19:59,143 --> 01:20:01,846
You're just
disgusting, go, go, go.
548
01:20:03,514 --> 01:20:05,182
Sorry about that.
549
01:20:05,216 --> 01:20:06,851
Thank God you're here.
550
01:20:06,884 --> 01:20:08,319
How can I help?
551
01:20:08,351 --> 01:20:11,189
Find druggo Jesus.
552
01:20:11,221 --> 01:20:12,657
Who?
553
01:20:12,689 --> 01:20:15,960
His real name's Father
Murphy, he's a priest.
554
01:20:15,993 --> 01:20:18,796
Find his head, it's
somewhere in this house.
555
01:20:18,828 --> 01:20:20,163
You killed a priest?
556
01:20:20,197 --> 01:20:23,568
No, I didn't kill
a priest, come on.
557
01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:27,471
I've been beaten, stabbed,
I even fell on something
558
01:20:27,505 --> 01:20:30,341
that went up my ass and
I think it's still there.
559
01:20:30,373 --> 01:20:34,411
I just need you to find his
head and get it out of here.
560
01:20:34,444 --> 01:20:36,246
You're probably gonna
find it upstairs
561
01:20:36,279 --> 01:20:38,349
where there were
these two demons.
562
01:20:38,381 --> 01:20:41,152
I took care of them,
there's one left
563
01:20:41,185 --> 01:20:43,554
and I can't figure him out.
564
01:20:43,587 --> 01:20:46,824
But I read something,
and it's ridiculous,
565
01:20:46,856 --> 01:20:48,426
but I'm gonna try it.
566
01:20:48,458 --> 01:20:50,461
Why not just leave, then?
567
01:20:50,493 --> 01:20:51,996
Because getting rid
568
01:20:52,029 --> 01:20:55,933
of this demon will undo all
the horrible things he's done.
569
01:20:55,966 --> 01:20:59,936
Now please, just find that
head and get it out of here.
570
01:20:59,970 --> 01:21:01,539
All right, I'm on it.
571
01:21:06,176 --> 01:21:07,844
Thank you, Tom.
572
01:21:07,877 --> 01:21:11,148
Oh, and Tom, it's
a floating head.
573
01:21:11,181 --> 01:21:12,282
What?
574
01:21:12,315 --> 01:21:13,984
The head, it floats.
575
01:21:14,018 --> 01:21:17,555
Looking for a
floating Jesus head.
576
01:21:20,256 --> 01:21:21,525
That's a first.
577
01:22:01,398 --> 01:22:02,400
Hello, hello, hello?
578
01:22:23,621 --> 01:22:26,623
What the fuck am I
even looking for?
579
01:22:28,626 --> 01:22:30,195
This is fucking crazy.
580
01:22:38,902 --> 01:22:43,341
Here goes nothing, Ted Holmberg,
I sure hope you're right.
581
01:23:07,131 --> 01:23:11,302
These fucking cat
toys, does he have a cat?
582
01:23:20,978 --> 01:23:23,980
Where the fuck
is this Jesus head?
583
01:23:24,014 --> 01:23:26,684
I'm over here.
584
01:23:32,622 --> 01:23:33,790
Say that again?
585
01:23:33,823 --> 01:23:36,393
I'm over here.
586
01:23:36,426 --> 01:23:38,328
I hear you, I hear
you, I hear you.
587
01:24:11,929 --> 01:24:15,865
Behold, druggo
Jesus, how you feeling?
588
01:24:15,899 --> 01:24:17,702
I have a bit of a headache.
589
01:24:17,734 --> 01:24:20,037
All right, I'm going
to get you out of here.
590
01:24:21,137 --> 01:24:22,006
I've got an idea.
591
01:24:47,831 --> 01:24:51,969
I'm just gonna put you
in here so I can carry you
592
01:24:52,935 --> 01:24:54,171
and keep you hidden.
593
01:24:56,539 --> 01:24:57,875
Can you breathe okay?
594
01:24:57,908 --> 01:24:59,877
I
don't need to breathe.
595
01:24:59,909 --> 01:25:01,479
Oh, that's right, sorry.
596
01:25:05,047 --> 01:25:05,882
Sorry.
597
01:25:29,006 --> 01:25:32,076
He's having a dance party now?
598
01:25:32,109 --> 01:25:33,444
The fuck is wrong with him?
599
01:25:48,091 --> 01:25:49,460
Oh, calm down.
600
01:26:07,478 --> 01:26:10,146
Hey, big guy,
this is all for you!
601
01:26:17,554 --> 01:26:20,824
Hey, Ben, I could really
use that package about now!
602
01:26:22,125 --> 01:26:22,960
Thanks.
603
01:26:24,694 --> 01:26:27,931
Flowers, this is a happy house!
604
01:26:30,434 --> 01:26:31,269
Get out!
605
01:26:33,470 --> 01:26:37,041
Yes, yes, Tom Riley, undefeated!
606
01:26:37,073 --> 01:26:40,911
Pazuzu, out of here, out
of here, thanks, Ben!
607
01:26:45,448 --> 01:26:49,453
Fuck.
608
01:27:01,331 --> 01:27:03,167
I'm fucking exhausted.
609
01:27:17,680 --> 01:27:18,515
Ugh.
610
01:27:36,832 --> 01:27:39,103
What the hell is that?
611
01:27:39,136 --> 01:27:41,405
You've gotta be kidding me.
612
01:28:17,873 --> 01:28:19,976
Way to go, Father Murphy.
613
01:28:38,194 --> 01:28:40,563
Did that door just open?
614
01:28:40,596 --> 01:28:42,065
Who the hell is here?
615
01:28:46,970 --> 01:28:50,007
Hello?
616
01:28:50,039 --> 01:28:51,809
Who the fuck are you?
617
01:28:53,042 --> 01:28:55,679
Man, it's cold in here.
618
01:28:56,546 --> 01:28:57,381
Hello?
619
01:29:04,020 --> 01:29:05,355
Hello?
620
01:29:06,756 --> 01:29:07,692
Yeah, it's Holly.
621
01:29:09,359 --> 01:29:12,563
Obviously the phone's working
if you're talking to me.
622
01:29:12,595 --> 01:29:14,798
Why didn't you just
call me on my cellphone?
623
01:29:17,900 --> 01:29:19,036
Listen, I'll call you but
I've gotta let the dogs out,
624
01:29:19,069 --> 01:29:22,172
they're going crazy, all right.
625
01:29:22,204 --> 01:29:23,440
She can't see me.
626
01:29:33,283 --> 01:29:34,285
Hey, puppies.
627
01:29:35,819 --> 01:29:39,823
Hi, come on, come on,
let's go out there.
628
01:29:39,855 --> 01:29:44,862
Come on, come over
here, come over here.
629
01:29:57,841 --> 01:30:01,345
I didn't think to check
the fucking bedroom.
630
01:30:05,314 --> 01:30:06,116
I'm dead.
631
01:30:07,117 --> 01:30:08,686
Down, down.
632
01:30:08,719 --> 01:30:09,753
I'm dead, she can't
see me 'cause I'm dead,
633
01:30:13,590 --> 01:30:15,793
and that's why I
could see Pazuzu.
634
01:30:20,663 --> 01:30:23,166
I guess I can go out
through the front door now.
635
01:30:26,869 --> 01:30:27,704
Come here.
636
01:30:30,873 --> 01:30:32,143
See you guys.
637
01:30:33,210 --> 01:30:34,912
Don't shit in the house.
638
01:30:38,648 --> 01:30:40,484
How'd this get out here?
639
01:30:41,885 --> 01:30:43,988
You know what, fuck
it, I earned it, bonus.
640
01:30:58,734 --> 01:30:59,536
I hear you.
641
01:31:01,104 --> 01:31:02,173
Well, now what?
642
01:31:03,640 --> 01:31:07,144
What's this, oh, shit, I didn't
know there was a video light
643
01:31:07,176 --> 01:31:10,747
on this thing, that sure
makes it easier to see.
644
01:31:16,019 --> 01:31:16,853
Well,
645
01:31:18,220 --> 01:31:22,692
this is kind of morbid,
but I'm headed out
646
01:31:24,327 --> 01:31:25,930
where I think I died,
647
01:31:27,463 --> 01:31:28,532
to see if,
648
01:31:30,466 --> 01:31:32,235
see if there's a body there.
649
01:32:00,529 --> 01:32:01,331
Oh, no.
650
01:32:36,065 --> 01:32:40,703
Well, that's my shoes,
my pants, my shirt.
651
01:32:42,872 --> 01:32:44,375
That's definitely me.
652
01:32:47,743 --> 01:32:49,145
My glasses.
653
01:32:54,050 --> 01:32:58,689
And there's a bullet
hole, I'm sorry, buddy.
654
01:33:18,108 --> 01:33:20,077
Are you fucking kidding me?
655
01:33:51,173 --> 01:33:52,009
Hello?
656
01:33:53,542 --> 01:33:54,545
Turn around?
657
01:38:53,076 --> 01:38:55,945
Good girl, Sable,
where's Sophie and Archer?
658
01:38:57,780 --> 01:38:58,398
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