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Hi David.
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Yo, what's up?
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Some signs of life, Ed.
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What day is it now?
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I think like 63.
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Whoa, okay.
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One second.
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Hi everyone.
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If there's still anyone out there, it's
me again. It's been three months since
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the apocalypse and we still haven't
found any survivors.
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It's just me.
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My best friend back there, and his
stepsister,
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and my stepsister.
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Today, as every month, we have our
meeting, and today we're going to be
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about Project Repopulation.
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The four of us are still virgins, and we
have this parody ring, but I think it's
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time we all have sex with each other.
And, I mean, I've been having these
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urges. Yesterday I accidentally found my
best friend's sister naked.
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And today, I saw my own stepsister
naked.
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Let's see how this goes.
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All right.
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Welcome to our monthly meeting.
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How are we on the plot? We are doing
great. We have a few.
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We've saved the last just a few months.
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Okay.
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How are we on medicine?
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We have all the medicine. We're good.
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Okay.
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Any survivors you know?
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No, not on my watch.
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Okay, so I really didn't want to have to
get to the point, but I think we should
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bring back out Project Repopulation.
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Great. Okay, but how are we going to do
this?
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Yeah.
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Look, I know we had our whole pact with
the purity rings, and we stayed virgins
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forever, and I know it's a little out
there, but...
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I think we're just going to need to
break it, and I'm going to have to play
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your sister, and you're going to have to
play with mine.
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What do you mean?
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I'm totally down.
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Well, I'm sorry to be a bummer, but we
don't know anything about sex. Our
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parents didn't teach us anything about
that. Yeah, we don't know anything.
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Well, I could teach you.
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Uh -oh.
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I'll learn to talk.
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Well, I kind of watched some Tinsky
porn.
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You did?
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Yeah, for learning purposes. Oh my god.
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Only for learning purposes.
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We don't even have internet.
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Did you download it? Like, how long ago
did you watch it?
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Yeah, I downloaded it, of course.
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Oh my god, I can't believe you did that.
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Okay, um... Alright, so... I'm thinking
instead of, like,
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splitting up...
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We really don't know anything, but I
guess my sister does.
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We could all do it together.
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Yeah, because I don't know about this.
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I mean, it's better than me and you just
going off and like, what if I put it in
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the wrong hole or something?
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And what if he put it in my sister's
wrong hole? Like, we can't have that
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happen. Yeah, that'd be really bad.
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There's really no such thing as a wrong
hole, but we can start from the
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beginning.
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God, what do you mean?
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I don't know. I never had the chance to
watch porn before all the power shut
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off. I'm not obsessed out.
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I mean,
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I did argue that you could make it look
lefty.
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What? What do you mean, what?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, and I totally overheard that, and
I was just pretending not to hear it
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earlier.
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Yeah.
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I think we should let Prit take the
whole handle and we can get back
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later and try to pull things off. Yeah.
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I need your help. I don't know if I'm
going to be doing it right.
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Yeah, I'm nervous.
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I can help you.
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Okay.
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I'm going to have to take him.
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Alright.
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Hey. Hey.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Now what?
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Oh my god.
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Alright, bro.
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That's okay. I'm going to do it.
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Okay. What do we do from here?
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What do you think of the videos?
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All good?
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Do I take your top off?
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Do I pull it out or do you pull it out?
Do you touch it? Do I touch it?
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I don't know.
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Sorry about that.
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I'm doing it.
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No.
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No? Here.
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Okay.
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What?
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Should I hand it over? Yeah.
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I don't know how to get bras off.
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dick? I don't want to see that.
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Mark, why are you looking at me?
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Those are low.
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Those are my schools.
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Oh my god.
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Don't look.
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Oh my gosh.
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Gordon?
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I'm just here, I don't really know.
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Okay.
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Am I even doing it right?
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Just like that.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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whoa. I can feel something coming.
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What?
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Nothing, just a little slow.
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Sorry, it's my first time.
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Should I take my hat off?
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I don't know. I'm going to ask my
question.
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Good.
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Do you think you're going to do it for
me?
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I can't help it.
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Amazing.
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Thank you.
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I like that though.
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I
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never
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knew a mouse could do more than just
eat.
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That's what mom and dad did.
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Alright, don't say that.
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I was just wondering.
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It's all new to me.
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Alright, then.
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You guys are really kind enough to stay
here.
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Great. What do you mean? This is a
vacation.
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You wouldn't let... You'd go down on us.
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Go down?
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Like, we'd get on our knees?
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You'd burp her?
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I'm sorry,
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I don't know.
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What can I do?
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Yeah, just like that.
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Do I have to sit on it?
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You can.
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You're glad you're okay? I'm glad I'm
okay.
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Good.
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I think you're doing a good job.
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Yeah.
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Well, I won't find out.
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Nope.
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You're doing an okay job, but let me
show you how it's done.
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I'll show you how it's done, and you
suck him and you eat him.
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Okay.
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Tell me what to do and I'll get it done.
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I didn't think that, but I watched it on
Can't Keep Sight. Really?
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Yeah. I mean, is it?
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Oh my god.
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Oh yeah!
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Oh, fuck.
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Whoa,
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you're gonna hit my dick.
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Do it.
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Do it.
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Let's do that. Oh my god.
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Am I doing it right for this?
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Oh yeah.
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Oh my god, I can't believe we're doing
this. I can't believe we are doing this.
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Breaking your virginity ring for your
brother's best friend.
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Very much a surprise.
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Have you done this before? Only thing in
the videos.
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You do look like you're having a lot
less fun.
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What are we doing?
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69. I know. Oh my god.
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Nothing. How do you do a number?
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It's been 69 days.
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So, um... Just scoot it down.
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Okay.
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Oh god.
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Oh? Okay.
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This is not close.
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Okay?
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So do I just put it on? Yeah.
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This is pretty close.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Oh. I got a little too close. Yeah.
Right here.
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Who told you about it? Oh, God.
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Don't look.
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I'm so sorry.
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Are you? No, don't.
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No, I got it.
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I got it wet enough.
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Oh. Oh.
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It's so weird.
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Yeah,
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dude. We're dating the world.
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It still feels real good.
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Oh.
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I'm so sorry.
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I was about to.
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I was about to.
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Oh. Oh, my God.
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Oh, well, I'm sorry.
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Hold on.
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I need a little spit.
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Can you help me out?
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I guess.
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Oh.
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I was just getting it wet.
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It was just help, okay? It wasn't.
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Is it getting weirder and weirder? Oh.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, yeah.
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Are you sucking my dick right now?
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Yeah.
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Oh, that's not cool.
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You're just that brother.
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I'll do that at the same time.
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on the planet, dude.
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Doesn't matter anymore. What would mom
and dad say?
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Who cares?
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They don't, dude.
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I think that's your dad.
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I don't know that.
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They could come home one day.
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Oh. Oh my god.
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I... Okay, I really don't know about
that.
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I'm like trying so hard to be... I don't
know.
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I really appreciate you getting it wet,
but... Can you put it back in at least?
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Please?
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Thank you.
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Yeah, there we go.
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I'm so sorry.
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I keep hitting... My dick just goes up.
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See, why can't you have that real quick?
I mean, I guess it's kind of nice. Why
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are you just not into it?
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Well, you're... I guess it's a little
nice.
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I still don't know how I feel about my
sister. I
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guess
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mom and dad can't find out.
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Well, they won't.
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Okay, can you help me put it back
inside?
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Kinda nice.
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Who's room is that?
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Oh, mine.
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You're touching my pictures.
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What the fuck?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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It's just, I'm new at this, okay? I
thought they were just trying to help
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and not grab them all up.
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Well, I have two hands and two eyes and
I'm not using them anymore.
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I mean, if you really want to, I could,
like, stand in front of him and say, you
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know. So now what are we going to do?
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I was hoping you could mind me.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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So what, you're going to, like, get on
top of him?
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What do you want to do?
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um maybe like i could bend over okay
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Could you get it wet for me like
earlier?
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Of course.
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Let it back in.
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Oh my god.
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Thank you.
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It's still, like, iffy. I know I let my
sister help and all, but, like, that
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would just help not actually being in
front of her.
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It's so weird.
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It's so weird.
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Fuck those purity rings.
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Yeah.
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All right. Well, see you saving the
world.
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