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Hi David.

Yo, what's up?

Some signs of life, Ed.

What day is it now?

I think like 63.

Whoa, okay.

One second.

Hi everyone.

If there's still anyone out there, it's me again. It's been three months since

the apocalypse and we still haven't found any survivors.

It's just me.

My best friend back there, and his stepsister,

and my stepsister.

Today, as every month, we have our meeting, and today we're going to be

about Project Repopulation.

The four of us are still virgins, and we have this parody ring, but I think it's

time we all have sex with each other. And, I mean, I've been having these

urges. Yesterday I accidentally found my best friend's sister naked.

And today, I saw my own stepsister naked.

Let's see how this goes.

All right.

Welcome to our monthly meeting.

How are we on the plot? We are doing great. We have a few.

We've saved the last just a few months.

Okay.

How are we on medicine?

We have all the medicine. We're good.

Okay.

Any survivors you know?

No, not on my watch.

Okay, so I really didn't want to have to get to the point, but I think we should

bring back out Project Repopulation.

Great. Okay, but how are we going to do this?

Yeah.

Look, I know we had our whole pact with the purity rings, and we stayed virgins

forever, and I know it's a little out there, but...

I think we're just going to need to break it, and I'm going to have to play

your sister, and you're going to have to play with mine.

What do you mean?

I'm totally down.

Well, I'm sorry to be a bummer, but we don't know anything about sex. Our

parents didn't teach us anything about that. Yeah, we don't know anything.

Well, I could teach you.

Uh -oh.

I'll learn to talk.

Well, I kind of watched some Tinsky porn.

You did?

Yeah, for learning purposes. Oh my god.

Only for learning purposes.

We don't even have internet.

Did you download it? Like, how long ago did you watch it?

Yeah, I downloaded it, of course.

Oh my god, I can't believe you did that.

Okay, um... Alright, so... I'm thinking instead of, like,

splitting up...

We really don't know anything, but I guess my sister does.

We could all do it together.

Yeah, because I don't know about this.

I mean, it's better than me and you just going off and like, what if I put it in

the wrong hole or something?

And what if he put it in my sister's wrong hole? Like, we can't have that

happen. Yeah, that'd be really bad.

There's really no such thing as a wrong hole, but we can start from the

beginning.

God, what do you mean?

I don't know. I never had the chance to watch porn before all the power shut

off. I'm not obsessed out.

I mean,

I did argue that you could make it look lefty.

What? What do you mean, what?

Yeah.

Yeah, and I totally overheard that, and I was just pretending not to hear it

earlier.

Yeah.

I think we should let Prit take the whole handle and we can get back

later and try to pull things off. Yeah.

I need your help. I don't know if I'm going to be doing it right.

Yeah, I'm nervous.

I can help you.

Okay.

I'm going to have to take him.

Alright.

Hey. Hey.

Okay.

Okay.

Now what?

Oh my god.

Alright, bro.

That's okay. I'm going to do it.

Okay. What do we do from here?

What do you think of the videos?

All good?

Do I take your top off?

Do I pull it out or do you pull it out? Do you touch it? Do I touch it?

I don't know.

Sorry about that.

I'm doing it.

No.

No? Here.

Okay.

What?

Should I hand it over? Yeah.

I don't know how to get bras off.

dick? I don't want to see that.

Mark, why are you looking at me?

Those are low.

Those are my schools.

Oh my god.

Don't look.

Oh my gosh.

Gordon?

I'm just here, I don't really know.

Okay.

Am I even doing it right?

Just like that.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

whoa. I can feel something coming.

What?

Nothing, just a little slow.

Sorry, it's my first time.

Should I take my hat off?

I don't know. I'm going to ask my question.

Good.

Do you think you're going to do it for me?

I can't help it.

Amazing.

Thank you.

I like that though.

I

never

knew a mouse could do more than just eat.

That's what mom and dad did.

Alright, don't say that.

I was just wondering.

It's all new to me.

Alright, then.

You guys are really kind enough to stay here.

Great. What do you mean? This is a vacation.

You wouldn't let... You'd go down on us.

Go down?

Like, we'd get on our knees?

You'd burp her?

I'm sorry,

I don't know.

What can I do?

Yeah, just like that.

Do I have to sit on it?

You can.

You're glad you're okay? I'm glad I'm okay.

Good.

I think you're doing a good job.

Yeah.

Well, I won't find out.

Nope.

You're doing an okay job, but let me show you how it's done.

I'll show you how it's done, and you suck him and you eat him.

Okay.

Tell me what to do and I'll get it done.

I didn't think that, but I watched it on Can't Keep Sight. Really?

Yeah. I mean, is it?

Oh my god.

Oh yeah!

Oh, fuck.

Whoa,

you're gonna hit my dick.

Do it.

Do it.

Let's do that. Oh my god.

Am I doing it right for this?

Oh yeah.

Oh my god, I can't believe we're doing this. I can't believe we are doing this.

Breaking your virginity ring for your brother's best friend.

Very much a surprise.

Have you done this before? Only thing in the videos.

You do look like you're having a lot less fun.

What are we doing?

69. I know. Oh my god.

Nothing. How do you do a number?

It's been 69 days.

So, um... Just scoot it down.

Okay.

Oh god.

Oh? Okay.

This is not close.

Okay?

So do I just put it on? Yeah.

This is pretty close.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh. I got a little too close. Yeah. Right here.

Who told you about it? Oh, God.

Don't look.

I'm so sorry.

Are you? No, don't.

No, I got it.

I got it wet enough.

Oh. Oh.

It's so weird.

Yeah,

dude. We're dating the world.

It still feels real good.

Oh.

I'm so sorry.

I was about to.

I was about to.

Oh. Oh, my God.

Oh, well, I'm sorry.

Hold on.

I need a little spit.

Can you help me out?

I guess.

Oh.

I was just getting it wet.

It was just help, okay? It wasn't.

Is it getting weirder and weirder? Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Are you sucking my dick right now?

Yeah.

Oh, that's not cool.

You're just that brother.

I'll do that at the same time.

on the planet, dude.

Doesn't matter anymore. What would mom and dad say?

Who cares?

They don't, dude.

I think that's your dad.

I don't know that.

They could come home one day.

Oh. Oh my god.

I... Okay, I really don't know about that.

I'm like trying so hard to be... I don't know.

I really appreciate you getting it wet, but... Can you put it back in at least?

Please?

Thank you.

Yeah, there we go.

I'm so sorry.

I keep hitting... My dick just goes up.

See, why can't you have that real quick? I mean, I guess it's kind of nice. Why

are you just not into it?

Well, you're... I guess it's a little nice.

I still don't know how I feel about my sister. I

guess

mom and dad can't find out.

Well, they won't.

Okay, can you help me put it back inside?

Kinda nice.

Who's room is that?

Oh, mine.

You're touching my pictures.

What the fuck?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

It's just, I'm new at this, okay? I thought they were just trying to help

and not grab them all up.

Well, I have two hands and two eyes and I'm not using them anymore.

I mean, if you really want to, I could, like, stand in front of him and say, you

know. So now what are we going to do?

I was hoping you could mind me.

Yeah.

Okay.

So what, you're going to, like, get on top of him?

What do you want to do?

um maybe like i could bend over okay

Could you get it wet for me like earlier?

Of course.

Let it back in.

Oh my god.

Thank you.

It's still, like, iffy. I know I let my sister help and all, but, like, that

would just help not actually being in front of her.

It's so weird.

It's so weird.

Fuck those purity rings.

Yeah.

All right. Well, see you saving the world.