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You're gonna cancel on me again.

You cannot do this to me.

Look, you know Chad's in town visiting and he might think it's kind of rude if I leave

him alone.

I mean, unless you think it's okay if he came along.

On our girls trip?

Are you mental?

No, I just...

He doesn't even know visitors are like fish.

They start to stink after three days.

I just...

I really haven't got to see him much lately, you know?

He doesn't even come home for holidays anymore.

I just feel like I should really take advantage of this time with him.

Take advantage of the time that he wants to spend with me.

I mean...

He's different now.

You know, it's been like five years since I've been able to spend time with him.

How is he different?

India?

Okay, remember when you had the crush on the guy at the gym, the guy with the wedding

ring, and you knew it was wrong to flirt with him?

Of course I remember, but what does this have to do with your stepson?

My feelings for him have changed and I feel like his have too.

It's like we're both just dancing around the inevitable.

We went to the movies last week and he put his arm around me and was caressing my shoulder

and then his hand went south.

And my God, it slipped under my dress and then it slipped under my bra.

And you slapped him.

No!

I just put my hand over his and stopped him from touching my nipple.

I mean, he removed his hand and we just haven't even spoken about it since.

My God, Vera, I can still feel the heat of his hand.

I'm just talking about it.

You play with fire and you're going to get burned.

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

You can't have your stepson just as I couldn't have a married man.

There are rules, codes that we have to live by, and any decent person.

What are you saying, I'm indecent?

No, no, you're in your prime.

No, I'm not. I'm 39 years old.

There's a reason why they call women cougars.

You, my dear friend, you're haunting.

No, I am not.

Your body is screaming at you to reproduce.

You do remember what it was like going through puberty.

A woman in her prime is nothing compared to adolescent fever.

Your hormones will cloud your judgment.

Judgment? Are you saying that you're judging me for being attracted to him

and for wanting a little romance?

Sugar Lake will take your mind off of him. They got a dance club.

We can drink cosmos and act like drunken teenagers

while we play cock tease in denial with handsome young men.

No, thank you, Vera.

No, I guess you'd rather have your son's cock.

Classy move, India.

Hello?

Hey, no go out tonight. It's the weekend.

Oh, sure.

Is something wrong? Is everybody okay?

Yeah, it's fine. I just got into a little argument.

With Dad?

No, not your father. But, you know, he was going to want to see you while you were in town.

So which one of your MILF friends is the audacity to argue with you?

Is it Elise? Angie? Jennifer?

It was Vera, but what's a MILF?

It's nothing. It's just a crude joke.

Are you going to make me look that up online?

Whoa! No, no, no. I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Why?

Well, it's when you find older women attractive.

I'm surprised at you, Chadwick.

Well, you could tell I've been hanging out with the guys a little too much.

And hanging out with a lady probably did me some good.

I like it when he calls me lady.

So you find women older than yourself attractive?

Every man with a pulse does.

I'm surprised.

How could you be?

Look at how you sit there and look at me. Your confidence.

You know what you want in life. You're sophisticated and experienced.

Jesus, sounds like something I'd put in my resume.

Yes, I know I'm terrible at explaining things, but it's probably also why MILF is the number one set after term on adult sites.

Adult sites?

I am so sorry. My apologies. I am so crude.

Well, I guess being a MILF does make a woman feel better about aging.

Well, do you ever doubt the power you have as a woman?

It's like being like a superhero.

You can just look at any man and get him to do whatever you choose just by staring at him.

Yes, just like that.

But would you say that I'm attractive?

Beautiful.

I mean, as your equal, am I sexy?

Why?

Are you going to answer that?

It's just beer. She's just going to apologize. She always puts her foot in her mouth and apologizes for it later.

Well, I enjoyed going to the movies with you last week. Shall we?

Um, maybe not a movie.

Okay, okay. How about dinner instead? We can try and find a place that has a sparkling still option.

Oh, well, I can't really argue with that. Why don't I go change? We can go.

You know what? Wear that black dress that I like. It'll turn a lot of heads and people will think I'm out on a date.

Here you go.

Such a lovely dinner. Thank you.

Who raised you with such manners?

I miss you already. I feel so stupid for getting in such an early morning flight.

What, you're leaving?

You gotta be sick of me by now.

Oh my god, never. I don't want you to go.

I know, we can watch a DVD.

Who still watches DVDs?

Oh my god, your father left a ton of them. Come on.

Should I make some popcorn?

Only if you want some, I'm stuffed.

Some wine?

I don't think we should.

There's a bunch of DVDs over there, just hand me one. I'm sure it's a good one.

Oh god!

What is it?

No, no.

Let me see it.

Oh, dad's still got his favorite stash, huh?

You know about these dirty films?

Of course. I mean, my dad was with my mom. I'd sneak away all the time and watch them.

You didn't.

So is there even a story with that?

Yeah, it's about a young guy that falls in love with a milf at his work.

That milf word again, huh?

Yeah, sorry.

A younger guy falls in love with an older woman at his work.

But he doesn't know that his mother's in love with him.

So he has to choose between his girlfriend and his mom.

Oh, that's terrible.

Why is it really so terrible? Maybe for the eye worn out, but it's about love.

So as long as two people are in love, they're not hurting anyone.

Well, I'm sure this film ends with the girlfriend winning his heart.

Not exactly. It gets a little crazy after the two women meet.

But I can hardly remember the story after the sex scene starts.

Oh.

You're curious, aren't you?

Well, for the story, of course.

Yeah, of course, for the story.

We should watch it.

You're insane. We can't watch a porn film together.

Why not? It's not like we're into it for the dirty bits.

Right.

There you go.

Should I turn the heat up a little bit?

There you go.

Is this okay?

That's wonderful. Thank you.

Have you ever fallen in love with a younger guy?

No. God, why? No.

Sorry, I asked.

Man, this guy Tyler looks like my friend from back in high school.

Jeremy?

Oh, God, you don't remember him? That's not good.

Well, how could I forget? He was a very attentive young man.

Yep, he was. He was trying to chat you up every second he could.

He was very sweet.

If by sweet you mean devious, dubious and deceitful? Sure.

That's a whole lot of deeds to handle.

Mom. What?

Nothing.

I should say he was more interested in your friendship than mine.

Do you see her? She's really pretty, isn't she?

She's gorgeous, like a Hollywood actress.

I mean, I could see her acting with Brad Pitt or George.

What the? Why did they just went right into it?

That's what porn is here.

No, no, no. You know, I mean, what if they like get back to that story line after that thing they're doing?

You don't want to miss it.

Yeah.

Yep.

She's really just...

That's like a pretzel thing.

Yeah, they're like twisting her out.

Wow.

Wow.

Looks like she really likes it.

Yeah.

Oh, well, I can see you're enjoying it.

Oh, sorry.

Come on, it's okay, really.

You know, we can never tell our friends that we watched this kind of movie together.

I mean, they would get the completely wrong idea.

Yeah, your friend Vera would want to know all the details.

What do you know about Vera?

Huh? I mean, she's a freak. I mean, she's closeted. She's a freak, nonetheless.

What? How do you know that?

Jeremy already bragged about conquering her.

Conquering her? Oh my, what? Why, you guys were in high school?

I mean, it's not that bad. He was 18.

Oh my God, she never told me that.

She had the audacity to judge me.

Judge you for what?

Oh, no, nothing. I just, oh my God, that looks like a lot of fun. I would like to try some of that.

Really?

Well, yeah, I mean, just don't get to do that in an everyday sort of situation.

Yeah, just kind of dead. It was asexual, wasn't it?

What I mean is, you know, I didn't really see him romance you.

I can't really expect him doing it behind closed doors either.

Your dad was a good man, but yes, he was reserved.

And he most certainly would not be watching a dirty film with me.

I mean, is it really, like, dirty?

I don't know, it's just sex. Just, everybody does it, right?

Yeah, you and my stepmother.

Yeah, not in a really long time.

Seriously? A woman as beautiful as you should never be neglected.

Well, I'm enjoying myself. How about you?

I'd like it better if we didn't bring up your father.

Done. Done. So, what about that?

That is a clit, honey.

Deep, hard thrustiness. All sorts of fun.

But that young man forgot to push her love button.

Whoa, Mom.

What? I'm not telling you anything you don't already know, right?

Well, I hope not. You know, wouldn't it be terrible to be a terrible lover?

Oh, I know my son is not a terrible lover.

I mean, what I meant to say was, just, honestly, never mind.

Nothing. Just watch sex. Film. Thing.

Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

That's it. That's it. That's it. Touch me. Touch me. Touch me. Oh, my God. Yes. Yes.

Touch me. Touch me. Oh, my God. That's it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

No, stop, no, stop, no, stop, no, stop.

Please, stop.

Oh!

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, my God.

Like that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, not the pillows.

Just come here.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh!

Yes.

You're sick, aren't you?

No.

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Oh god, I did so wrong.

No, no, no.

Should we?

Oh god.

No.

Oh, fuck.

Oh god, that's

Oh god, that's

That feels really good.

That's a little fun.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh wow.

That's nice.

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Yes.

Yeah, it's okay.

Yeah, it's okay.

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Oh, just like that.

Right there.

Right there.

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Jesus.

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We're doing this.

Yeah.

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Fuck me.

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Right there, right there, right there.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Deeper, deeper deeper.

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Oh.

Oh my god, yes, that's making this so tingly, so tingly.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god, yes, it's here.

Oh shit.

It's coming, coming, please, yes.

Alright, girl.

Thank you.

Is this what she did? I think she did this movie.

I feel like a pretzel and I fucking love it.

Yes, please, right there.

It's going to make me, it's going to make me, it's going to make me.

Oh my god, yes.

Wow.

Thank you.

Oh, that's amazing.

Oh, push it down.

Yes, please do that, do that.

Yes, fuck mommy, like you mean it.

Right there.

Yes, come here.

Shit.

Just bury it, bury it, hold it right there.

That's what mommy's supposed to feel.

Oh, I like that.

Yeah, get it in there.

Fuck.

Wow.

Yes, yes, yes.

Wow, yes, oh fuck.

Yes, yes, fuck you.

Baby, yes, yes.

Where do you put mommy?

Just like that?

Okay.

Yeah.

Hang on.

Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's nice.

Oh, whoa, whoa.

Do that.

Slow.

Good job.

Fuck, yes.

Just like that.

Fucking fabulous.

I'm going to suck it.

I'm going to suck it.

I can't, I can't, I can't.

That's amazing.

Fuck.

Oh, shit.

Get those veins pulsating.

Yeah.

Where do you come from, mommy?

Like this.

Fuck, yes.

Shit, yeah.

Oh, yep.

That's it.

Just fuck it.

Fuck it.

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Oh, God, one more time.

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Let me feel it.

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Should we point that thing?

Wow.

Drink.

Wow.

Okay, somebody's scared.

Wow.

Don't tell Vera.

Yes, mother.

Please, baby, can't you just stay a little longer?

Yes, mother.

I'll get someone.

Okay.