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What the hell are you doing? Why aren't you answering your cell phone?

Are you kidding me? What do you mean it's off?

Yeah, I gave you the money to pay your bill last week.

What did you do with the money if you didn't pay your phone bill?

You spent it on video games? I can't believe you.

Oh my god, you're stressing me out. We're not gonna fucking talk about this anymore. I'll talk to you later.

I wanted to go over our notes for that presentation tomorrow. It's kind of an important deal, huh?

Yeah, totally.

Do you hear that?

No. What are you talking about?

I feel like I hear a little buzzing noise or something.

I don't hear anything.

Maybe it's just me.

So about tomorrow's report, I mean you had a chance to go over the documents, right?

Yeah, I did.

I mean, are you as nervous about this as I am? It's a big investment.

Oh, yeah, I am.

I can tell.

There it is again.

What is that noise?

I think the lawn mowing service is here.

Oh yeah, it is Thursday. They do come on Thursdays.

Huh, that's funny.

Okay, well did you go over... I mean, page 80 was an important document that I needed you to look at.

Did you have a chance to check that out?

What, page 69?

Uh, no. Page...

Damn it! What is that sound again? It's like...

You don't hear that?

No, not at all. I have no idea what you're talking about.

I mean, I don't think it's coming from outside.

Is something on in here?

No, no, not under there.

There's nothing under there.

I actually think something's coming from down there, are you sure?

No, I swear, there's nothing under there.

Let me just see, I mean...

It sounds like it's coming from the chair.

Oh my god! Did you get a vibrating chair?

I mean, how come you get one of those and I haven't yet? I've been here longer.

Oh no, it's a fucking chair.

Are you sure? That's pretty intense.

Oh my god!

Oh my god, it's a dildo!

What? How do you shut this thing off?

Oh my god, what is this?

I don't know what it is

It's a dildo

What is it doing out in the office?

Are you gonna tell?

No, I'm not gonna tell

But, uh, you know, we have a big presentation tomorrow

And you're in here

I know, I can explain, I'm sorry

Oh, go ahead

My boyfriend's just stressing me out

And I couldn't focus on the project

So I was so stressed

I just needed, like, a release so that I could get back to work

Look, I mean, I get stressed out too, but I don't sit here and go jerking off all over the office.

Well, maybe you should.

And then what, I have a huge human resources problem? I mean, I don't think the rest of the people would be okay with that.

Well, I mean, maybe you could just come here whenever you're stressed.

Look, I mean, that sounds like a great offer, but I mean, I don't know if that's appropriate.

We have a big presentation tomorrow and I'm a little stressed, you're a little stressed, like, I don't want to make any...

I mean, we could, like, de-stress each other. What do you think about that?

Oh man, um, I mean everyone is kind of out to lunch right now.

Yeah, we can just shut up and come here.

We've worked on a project together.

I've come back in my office and I've been thinking about you

yeah?

yeah, I've always wanted to talk about this

and, um, yeah baby

I know

you look so good

I know

it's so rainy

oh my god

wow

this is a pleasant surprise

I know

you look so good

I'm going to eat it all!

I'm going to eat it all!

I'm going to eat it all!

I'm going to eat it all!

I'm going to eat it all!

I'm going to eat it all!

I'm going to eat it all!

I'm going to eat it all!

I'm going to eat it all!

Oh, just like that, yes.

Do you feel better now?

No.

You should probably get back to work.

I think you have some files to go over.

Fuck.