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Okay, Tina.
What's your big news?
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So, remember back in the day
when I was in that girl group?
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Femme Nasty. They were like
Compton's Destiny's Child.
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I'm sorry, baby.
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No, I'm just excited for you.
Go ahead, go ahead.
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Okay. So, there's this TV show
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called Are They Still Alive?
And...
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Where they bring back
local music groups
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and answer the question,
"Are they still alive?"
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Please, no, baby, continue.
No, go, go.
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Okay, so as I was saying,
well, it turns out that...
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They want Femme Nasty
to perform!
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Sorry. Calvin told me
last night.
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Sorry, Calvin.
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:
Oh, wow, Tina. This is amazing.
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So you knew, too?
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Sorry,
I suck at lying.
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Well, anyway, I'm so excited.
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I have not seen Nicki or Janice
since before I had the boys.
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Oh, you three were inseparable.
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One time, I took Tina out,
and they all came.
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It was the most money
I ever spent at a Denny's.
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But once our song
hit the charts,
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everywhere Femme Nasty went,
our food was free.
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Yeah.
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You guys really were
Compton's Destiny's Child.
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And I bet you were
the Beyoncé.
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No, Gemma.
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Beyoncé was the me.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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God, I am so happy
to see my girls.
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How has it been so long?
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Oh, to quote the great... The years fly by.
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You had kids.
Janice and I moved away.
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I went to jail.
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You did not go to jail.
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I married a pastor,
so basically the same thing.
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But now the fellas
are in luck,
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because I am single
and ready to...
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Run amok?
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Sure, we'll go with that.
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Well, a lot has
changed for me. I...
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All right,
- are we singing or what?
- Let's go.
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Ooh, ooh.
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Sorry, ladies.
It was kind of hard
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to find a tech guy
at the last minute.
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How's it going in there?
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You're good to go.
But it's gonna cost you
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two extra cupcakes
for my overtime.
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Y-You know what? It's just
so great seeing you ladies.
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You know, I can't remember
why we gave it up.
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Well, there were several reasons
why we gave it...
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Wait, hold up, hold up.
Something doesn't feel right.
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I need you two to
switch positions.
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Hurry up. Time is money.
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Oh, Janice, please don't slouch.
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Hey, uh, did we miss rehearsal?
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Sorry, guys. Dave is
somehow your biggest fan.
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Ladies, this is Dave and Gemma.
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And, uh, sorry, Femme Nasty
rehearsals are closed.
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I even kicked Calvin out.
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Hold on.
Those were the old rules.
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I like being watched.
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Okay, let's go.
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All right, uh, Gemma, could you
hit the button, please?
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Oh. Yeah.
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♪ You think you're slick...
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They're so good.
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♪ You think you're slick...
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They really connect
with their audience.
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♪ You think you're slick,
but I know your game ♪
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♪ You think you're slick...
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Some of the audience.
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What?
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Grover, what happened?
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I was watching the nice lady
dance for Daddy.
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Well, it was working
the last time I touched it.
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Oh, there's your problem.
It's unplugged.
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Oh, my. I wonder
how that happened.
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Well, you guys have
a lot of rehearsing to do,
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so we're leaving.
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We are?
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Now, Dave.
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He was cute.
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Mm, I hope you talking
about Grover.
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No, I'm talking about Dave.
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That tall glass of milk,
he's got something.
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Yeah, it's called
a wife and child.
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- Okay, everybody.
- Hey, what's up?
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Look, today is a big day
for our boy, Victor Davis.
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Who?
Who?
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Crackhead Victor.
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Oh!
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I mean, you could've
just said that.
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Look, Victor's out of rehab,
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and he's coming back
to start cutting hair again.
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Yeah, and if he doesn't
get the support he needs,
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he could go right back to
sleeping in your cars.
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Or impersonating you at the gym
so he can use their showers.
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Yeah, or stealing
your Amazon packages
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and then trying to
sell them back to you.
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Oh, hey.
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That's all in the past,
all right?
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Now, Victor needs all
of our help to move forward.
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Yeah, and I don't want him
to slide back into addiction
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after how hard he's worked,
so I've convinced Que
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to let him rent a chair until
he gets back on his feet.
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Now... okay, now,
here he comes.
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Everybody, let's give
him a warm welcome.
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- Hey, everybody!
- Hey, Vic.
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Hey, Vic, man.
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How you doing?
You ready to get started?
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Yeah. I'm a little nervous.
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It's been a minute
since I've cut someone.
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Their hair, I mean.
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Uh, yeah, you know,
we might want
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to start you out on clippers.
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All right, everybody,
I'm out of here.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Pop, where you going?
- Dad?
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To the ballet, Malcolm.
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Look, I got six cars
waiting for me at the shop.
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Y'all got this.
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All right. Guys,
let's support our neighbor.
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Who's up first?
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Marty?
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Uh, listen.
Necie loves my hair long,
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and I love Necie, so no.
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Okay. Uh, Malcolm,
ready to jump in there?
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Uh, you know,
I would, Dave, but, uh,
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with my delicate hairline,
brother, I can't take any risks.
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You do it, Dave.
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You're married with a kid.
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Nobody cares how you look.
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All right. No problem.
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I trust Victor.
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I supervised craft time
at the VA, and his...
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his paper snowflakes
were transcendent.
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All right, Vic, let's do this.
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One micro-trim, please.
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Oh!
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Vic, I love it.
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You know, I was just saying
the other day that I wish...
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wish I could see more scalp,
and now I can.
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Okay.
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Vic, go that way!
Go that way!
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Ma'am, no, we can fix it!
We can fix it!
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W-W-Wait, wait, wait.
Little man, I-I can fix it.
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Looks like little man
is moving on up.
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I pray that little boy
is homeschooled.
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All right, you know what?
Don't worry.
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Hair, it always grows back.
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You better hope so.
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Okay, Gemma, check me out.
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They are never gonna forget
you're alive after tonight.
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Aw. Thank you.
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You know what,
I'm really enjoying
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reconnecting with my girls.
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You know, I even
rearranged the song,
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I redid our choreography,
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and I rehearsed them
to perfection.
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:
Aw. Great.
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But Nicki better not go
all "Private Dancer"
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on Dave again, or I might
have to give her
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a Hickory Corners
"how do you do?"
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Okay.
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Well, you know,
Nicki can be a lot,
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but don't worry,
she's harmless.
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Unlike these boots.
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Damn it.
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Malcolm should've delivered
that cupcake order an hour ago.
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You know, I'm just
gonna see if he's home.
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I got to go, too.
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Oh, shouldn't you get out
of your costume first?
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Girl, I'm wearing
three pairs of Spanx.
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I'm in this costume
till you cut me out of it.
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Malcolm?
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Clothes all over the place.
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Music blasting.
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I raised these boys
better than this.
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Ooh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I guess somebody must be busy.
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I know that laugh.
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Nicki?
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Tina?
Mama?
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Mama?!
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Oh, hell no!
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- Mama!
- Tina, listen.
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I had no idea.
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Look, Ma, it's true, okay?
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We met the other
night at Ernie's,
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and one thing
led to another.
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But I swear I didn't recognize
her from your old photos.
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Well, obviously--
she looks much older now.
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No, you didn't.
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Yes, I did.
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Tina, this was just
an innocent hookup
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between two consenting adults.
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Malcolm is not just any adult.
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He's my baby.
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So whatever this is, it's over.
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- Uh, wait a minute, Ma.
- Wait, you can't
tell us what to do.
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- Right.
- If we want to keep seeing
each other, we will.
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Hell, if we want to run off
and get married, we will.
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:
Uh, who is "we"?
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You know what, Nicki?
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You're right.
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We're all adults.
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We can do whatever we want.
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Like, if I want to cancel
our show tonight, I can!
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You can't cancel our show.
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Just because your bossy ass
used to tell us what to do
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doesn't mean you still can.
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Where do you get off
calling me bossy?
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That's the reason
we broke up, Tina.
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You were a control freak then,
and you're a control freak now.
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Ah, oh, well,
you're just a freak.
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Oh.
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Well, this freak is performing
tonight with or without you.
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She dipped on me.
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What were you thinking?
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I don't know, Ma.
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But, uh, whatever it was,
just trust me,
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I will not be thinking it again.
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:
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♪ It's too late now
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♪ I'm still stuck
behind my fears ♪
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♪ Knowing it's too late...
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Whoa, man. You never sneak up
on a former crackhead.
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We were just coming
to check in on you.
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How you doing, Vic?
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The haircut was that bad, huh?
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No. Come on. Can a haircut
ever really be bad?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yours.
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Well, it's okay, it's okay.
I know I messed up.
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Hell, I made a little boy
look like George Jefferson.
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Obviously, this ain't
gonna work out.
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Whoa, hold on, Vic.
That's not true. Look.
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Everyone needs a
practice swing.
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Or three.
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Look, but we are not
gonna let you quit.
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You have come too far.
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Yeah, man,
you cannot be a quitter.
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Uh, uh, with-with this, specifically.
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Uh, it's totally okay to...
to quit crack.
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I just feel like everybody's
just watching
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and waiting for me to mess up.
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Well, you just need to find
a way to block that out.
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You know, find a way
to get into your own world.
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You know what, Vic?
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Just give it one more day.
I've got a plan.
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Okay, but you're not
gonna make us do
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any more trust falls again,
are you?
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'Cause we did enough of that
at the VA.
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No, that is not the plan.
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God, you know,
you drop a guy one time,
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and suddenly everyone
hates trust falls.
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Can't believe Nicki
would betray me like that!
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Hell, I may be taking my life
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into my own hands here,
but, uh...
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...technically, she didn't know
she betrayed you.
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She didn't know who Malcolm was.
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But when she found out,
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she said that
she was gonna keep on
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dating him
if she wanted to!
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But, babe, I'm sure she
said that because she was mad.
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I mean, you used to love Nicki
for being a feisty free spirit.
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Well, that was before she
free-spirited all over our son.
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You know, I was so excited
about getting back together,
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and she just ruined it.
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Tina...
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You know, she had the nerve
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to call me a control freak.
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Said that we broke up
because I have opinions.
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:
Well... I mean, well, baby,
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you know, back in the day,
you were one
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to definitely...
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Are you taking her side?
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'Cause it sounds to me
like you're taking her side.
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Of course not.
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Why would I be taking her side
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when, clearly, you're the one
who's right here?
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Hey, y'all. Mama, can we talk?
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Well, you know what?
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