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Hey, boss. I replaced
the starter on the SUV,

but I can't do anything

about that lime-green paint job, though.

Well, you can't fix bad taste.

So, how'd you do

on that history test
the other day?

Oh, I crushed it.

Thanks for
helping me study.

History must be easy for you

because, you know,

you were there and all.

Well, your paycheck
is gonna be history

if you don't stop playing
with me.

Hey. I brought
you two lunch.

Hi, babe.
Hey. Thanks,

uh, but the other guys are
starting to get jealous.

Well, that's the plan.
Jealousy makes them work harder.

I learned that from my wife.

So, Miss Yoli, I hear

you're having
a birthday next week.

Yeah. I'm turning 16. Oh,

your mom said that you canceled
your quincé last year.

I didn't feel like celebrating
since my papi got deported.

I can't imagine.

Well, what if we had
a quinceañera for you this year?

Well, I mean, since she's 16,

wouldn't it be a seis-ceañera?

Or a sweet seis-teen?

Oh, okay. Okay,
baby, we get it.

You know how to say "six"
in Spanish.

And siete.

But, you know,
we can do it up big

right here in the garage.

And it can be car-themed.
And, ooh!

I can make little car cupcakes.

You're not gonna let
this go, are you?

No, she is not.

'Cause once Tina
sets her sights on something,

she gets what she wants. Mm.

I mean, how do you think
she got all this?
Ooh.

♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪

Necie, thanks so
much for helping us

with the decorations
for the quincé. Mm.

Now, who is gonna
do the music?

Babe, you don't have to beg.

All right?

I'll do a mix
with some Chi-Lites,

and I'll sprinkle in
some Commodores.

You know,
the kids love The Commodores.

Hey, boo.

You remember my cousin Lala
that you met last month?

Yeah.
She deejays.

I can ask her to do it.

Okay. Well, Necie, do
you think your cousin

can give us the
family discount?

I'll see what I can do.

Okay.
"Family discount."

Check.
Mom?

A word.

Right-right over here.
Can we just...

What?
Okay,

Mom, look, I'm cool
with you and Necie hanging,

but please don't
scare her away.

How would I do that?

You just called her family.

I know you like her,
but I also know

you keep a chest full
of gender-neutral baby clothes

in your closet.

Well, the goal is to get
them in your closet.

Okay, fine, fine.
I'll be cool. Okay.

Oh. Let's see.

Oh, it's Rosa, Yoli's mom.

She's worried
about the father-daughter salsa.

Obviously,
Yoli's dad can't be here, so...

Aw.
Oh, Dad,

maybe you can
dance with her.

You guys have
gotten close lately.

It could be your
gift to her.

It could be my gift
to all of y'all.

I got the moves, man. Oh!
Oh.

Yes, you do, Mr. Butler,

but you should know
the salsa isn't easy.

Oh, Dad,

Necie and I took lessons to
help with her boxing footwork.

We can teach you.

Son, these hips don't lie.

These hips don't lie.

But they certainly
bend the truth.

I can't hear you, boy.
I'm in the zone right now.

Grover, Dax is here!

Hey.
Dax, guess what?

I found a diamond sword
in level two.

I think we can use it
on the zombie mob.

Ooh, come on, buddy.
No Zombie Crushers.

You know that game
gives you nightmares.

You know what else
gives me nightmares?

You saying that
in front of my friend.

Dads can't say anything right.
I know. You know,

sometimes you want
to just drop them off

and never pick them up, right?

You're gonna
pick him up, right?

:
Yes. Yes. Oh, actually,

can it be around 7:30?
Yeah.

I'm interviewing people for
this new hitting coach spot. Oh.

Really? Dave, Barry is the
coach of the USC baseball team.

Oh, yeah, cool. Go, Trojans.

And he's looking
for a hitting coach.

Oh, yeah, sure.
Have you tried ZipRecruiter?

Uh...

What's zippier than
looking right next door?

Malcolm is right next door.

Yeah, our friend Malcolm
coaches Grover's baseball team.

He knows the game
inside and out.
Well, yeah,

and he used to play
Minor League Baseball.

We think you'd
really like him.

That's great.

Love to talk to him.
Tell you what,

pass Malcolm my number,
and we'll set up an interview.

Oh, great.
Thanks, Barry.

All right, we'll
see you later.

Bye.
All right, take care.

Oh! Not to, uh,

toot our own horns,
but I think we just got Malcolm

a life-changing opportunity.

I think we should, uh,

celebrate.

Well...

But Grover
and his friend are here.

Yes. So, after their
playdate, we'll have,

uh, our playdate.

Hey, Dax,
it's time to leave.
What? Stop.

One, two, three.
One, two, three.

Turn her, turn yourself.

Spin around, and...

Wepa!
- epa!
- W

Now you try.

"Try"? Watch me do. Mm.

One, two, three.
One, two, three.
Oh. Oh.

And go to the right,
go to the left.

Wait.
Go to the right
and left, to the right.

And boom. Uh...

Dad. Dad. No. Dad.

Okay.
Dad, no. Dad. Dad.

What?

That is not the salsa.

That is the electric slide.

It is nice is what it is.

You ain't got to worry
about Yoli.

She's in good hands.
Or should I say

good feet?

:
Hey. Go, Trojans.

Go, Trojans.
:
All right.

All our teams
are kicking butt this year, huh?
Oh,

yeah, fight on.

Yeah, well,
except for our baseball team.

I don't know what's up
with the new coach they hired.

It's like he's trying to lose.

Well, maybe they hired him

'cause he has a
great personality.

Yeah, well, it wasn't
for his brains, right?

I mean, yo,

who puts all their power hitters
at the top of the lineup?

Wait, wait, wait.
What's wrong with that?

Uh, nothing
if you like strikeouts.

It's hits that get you on base.

Oh, so you know more
than the coach?

Oh, yeah, I do. A lot more

than Coach Clueless.

Oh! I'm so glad
that you guys met. You know,

Gemma and I were
telling Barry earlier

that you would be perfect

for the new USC
hitting coach job.

Oh, damn.

That means that you're Barry...

Dorian.

But you can call
me Coach Clueless.

:
Oh! Right.

You already did.

See you, Dave.

All right, Barry.

What was that all about?

Me losing my dream job

before I even knew
I was up for it.

Uh, baby, shouldn't you be
practicing your salsa moves?

Why? You can't improve
on perfection.

Hey. Mind if I come in?
Hey. Yes.

Hi.
Hey. So, how was dress
hunting with your mom?

Oh, it was so fun.
We found the dress,

but we're still looking
for the right tiara.

Oh! Maybe I can help
with that.

Tina told me
you needed one.

:
Uh, you have a tiara?

Oh, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie.

I'm from Hickory
Corners, Michigan.

When we weren't shooting
our own dinner,

we were teasing our hair
for beauty pageants.

Mm-hmm. And don't even ask

about her 31 uses
for bacon grease.

This one is my favorite.

Little Miss Teen Pumpkin.

It's beautiful.

Oh, it's still got
some hay in it.

It was kind of a wild night.

You know, Yoli,
I have a surprise for you, too.

I've been working on my salsa
so that we can dance.

Dance?
Yeah.

Like this. Check it out.

Ooh, yes!
Oh! Go, Papi!

Go, Papi! Go, Papi!
Hey!

Yeah!
Yes!

Yeah, get it, Yoli!

Wepa!

Yay!

I'm sorry. Um...

I can't do this.

What's wrong?

What just happened?

I don't know. You
think I was too good?

Hey. You're here early.

Yeah. These brakes
are almost done.

Okay, Yoli,
look, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean
to upset you yesterday.

We can just cancel
our salsa dance.

This isn't about the salsa.

Then what is it about?

It's just...

Papi and I used to dance
together all the time.

So when you dipped me
and said "wepa,"

it just reminded me
that he isn't here.

I can't party when
he's all alone.

Okay.

Now, Yoli, you've told me

how much your dad went through
for you to be here.

Yeah. He sacrificed everything.

And as a father, all we want
is for our kids to be happy.

That's why we sacrifice.

Right? He would want you
to enjoy your life.

But how do I do that?

Well, you can start by
coming to your party.

You know, having
a good time.

Dance a little bit.

Eat all that popcorn
shrimp I already paid for.

Okay.

I will try.

Good. Because these moves
should not go to waste.

The world has already
gone through so much.

Mm.

I know the other
day went horribly,

but thanks to my charm and
adding Dax to our car pool,

Barry has agreed
to meet with you.

And was this princess look
a part of your ploy?

No, that was, uh,

just us killing time
before you got here.

Uh, well,
no more questions about that.

Hey, look, I appreciate how much
you guys are helping me out.

And God knows it's the kind
of job I've been looking for.

But let's be honest.

It's a waste of time
meeting with Barry

after the way I insulted him.

No, you can always come back
from a bad first impression.

Trust me. I know.

Yeah, it's true. Dave was the
worst first date I ever had.

Mm-hmm.

He may want me to kiss his ass,
and that's not me.

Well, you don't have to suck up.

You just have to
echo back anything

the prospective
boss might say.

I don't know, Dave.

Well, people love it
when you agree with them.

Wait. So, were you
just agreeing with me

when you said you
really wanted to go

to the monster truck rally?

Yes, I was. Uh...

But if it means
I get to be with you,

then it will all be worth it,
my princess.

Hey, hey. Uh, g-guys?
Just-just let me...

Let me get out of here first,
please. Oh.

Yoli's fine, babe.

I saved the day as always.

I should have a cape.

Mm. Will it help you
with your salsa moves?

What are you trying to say?

Well, Calvin, you need to take
this dance more seriously.

I am taking it seriously.

You should see the shirt I have.

The buttons start way down here.

I'm talking
about the routine.

You haven't bothered
to really learn the steps.

Baby, you just can't
shake your hips

and throw in a stanky leg
and call it salsa.

I can't?

Calvin,

the father-daughter dance

is the highlight
of the quinceañera.

You got to get it right.

Look, you're more
than Yoli's boss, okay?

You've become
a father figure to her.

I know.

And now that Malcolm
and Marty are older,

they don't need me
in the same way.

It's actually kind of nice
having her around.

Oh, that's so sweet, baby.

I didn't know you
felt that way.

Babe,

women aren't the only ones
that miss raising kids.

I mean, I'm only
saying that to you,

'cause if you mention that
to anybody else, I will deny it.

Okay, okay. Your secret
is safe with me.

But you need to work
on your salsa moves

or I'm telling.

All right, but don't hate
on my stanky leg, all right?
I'm not.

I'm saving it for
our anniversary.

Oh! Oh, oh!
Okay. Oh! Oh! Oh!

Okay.
Hey! Oh!

Tina, Calvin.

The shop looks amazing.

Thank you so much for everything
you've done for my daughter.

Well, it's our pleasure.

Yes. Having Yoli be
a part of our team

is like a breath
of fresh air. Yeah.

: I mean, for real,
because some of my other guys?

They stink.

Ladies and gentlemen,
your attention, please.

It's now time to present
the quinceañera,

Yolanda Soledad Pineda Ramirez.

Yes, mama!

Hey! Hey, now.

♪ Turn the funky up... ♪

Dave, are you crying?

Yeah, of course I'm crying.

Have you not met me?

Hey.
:
Hey.

Coach Barry. Uh...
First of all,

thank you for seeing me, man.

I am so embarrassed
about what I said the other day.

Hey, water under the
bridge, all right?

You know,
that is the perfect place

for water to be.

Okay. So,

let me tell you about our
program and our philosophy.

Now, as you may know,

we are focused more on
power than we are speed.

Power.

Power to the people.

So, we are

setting our lineup to
score with home runs.

Mm. Mm, I got it. Yeah.

'Cause, um, everybody loves
the long ball, right?

Exactly. Like, you should see
this kid I just recruited.

: Now, he's-he's never
gonna win a batting title,

but he can knock the
cover off the ball.

Covers. Who needs them, right?

Today's game is all
about launch angle.

Mm.
It's swinging
for the fences,

living with the strikeouts.

Right. Swing for the fences,
and-and-and you live...

Yeah.
...with the strikeouts.

That's, uh...

Coach, I got to tell you,
that-that is...

That is wrong, man.

No. I...

Look, I'm sorry.
I can't take this anymore.

You have got to try
putting the ball in play.

Try to steal some bases.

Use your team's speed to go from
first to third with a single.

Manufacture some runs.

Try...

Well, there I go again. I...

You know what?

I am sorry
for wasting your time.

We obviously see the game
in two very different ways,

and, brother,
I got to call it like I see it.

Well...

I got to call it
like I see it, too.

Cute couple alert.

They a'ight.

So, if y'all want
more nights like this,

we make
really good babysitters.

What does that even mean?

Ooh!

I hope my mom isn't
scaring you off.

Because she is kind
of scaring me off.

I can handle your mom, gorgeous.

The question is...
can you handle me?

Oh.

♪ Seguimos con el party ♪

♪ We sparkin',
lightin' up the party ♪

♪ Round of shots
with your girl Mari ♪

♪ Y todas las nenas
getting naughty. ♪

All right, everyone.

It's time
for the father-daughter dance.

And in place of Yoli's dad,
my dad, Calvin Butler.

Yay! My baby!

You ready, viejo?

You know, I looked that up,
and it means "old."

Oh, well, it does,

but, you know, so much
gets lost in translation.

When I say it to you, it means
you're my favorite old guy.

Aw.

You believed in me.

And I still do.

Come on, guys! Let's go!

Hey!

Okay!

Hey!

Oh! Go on, y'all! Oh!

Okay, get it, baby!

Oh! Hey!

Hey! Oh!

Hey now!
Hey!

Wepa!

Okay, I'll have to admit,

that was pretty fun. Yeah.

Well, I'm sorry your dad
couldn't be here,

but at least
he got to see you dance.

What?

Papi? Oh, my God.
I miss you so much.

Thank you.

Oh, you're welcome.
Now, don't be too long,

because, uh,
there's international rates.

Oh.

Then I couldn't hold it back
any longer, so I had

to tell him what
I really thought.

Which is the exact opposite

of what I told him to do.

Well, luckily, Dave,

it kind of worked out.

Barry liked my honesty.

He liked my passion.
And so...

you are looking
at the new hitting coach

for the USC Trojans!

You're kidding me, right?

No, Pop. No. I start on Monday.

What?!
And so I am officially

retiring my old uniform.

I would say hang this thing
from the rafters,

but, uh, I don't ever

want to see it again. Yes.

Oh, man. You know,
it's been a crazy journey.

Yeah.
But, uh, I want
you all to know

I appreciate that you
never stopped believing in me.

Aw.

Especially you, Pop.

Ah. Well, Malcolm, son,

I, um...

Somebody else go.
I will. I-I will, baby.

Oh, my baby boy.

You are so gifted, Malcolm,

and I'm so damn happy

that you're finally
being recognized. Yeah.

Thank you, Mom.

I love you so much.

Yes!

I'm proud of you, too, big bro.
My man.

And a special thanks
to Dave

and Gemma
for introducing me to Barry. Yeah.

Well, of course.
Well, it was my idea, so...

Okay, you know what?
L-Like I was saying,

Malcolm,
I'm really proud of you, man,

and, uh...

it's an honor to be your father.

You...

I was, uh...

You know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, how about

we go inside and celebrate.
Yeah!

Let's go!

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