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Oh, hey, Calvin.
Ready for our, uh, tee time.
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Oh, sorry.
Rain check, buddy.
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I'm missing a part
of the suspension kit
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for a '63 Impala.
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It was right here yesterday.
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Oh, well, uh...
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Is this it?
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No. That's the muffler.
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Right. Which is, uh...
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not part of the suspension?
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Very good.
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And tomorrow we'll work on
shapes and colors.
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Okay, well, I don't understand.
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Why don't you just
get a new suspension?
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Because it's an original
from 1963.
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I can't just jump in
a time machine
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and go back and get
another one.
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Besides, Black people don't like
to travel back in time.
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Hey, you know...
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you don't think it was
one of your employees, do you?
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No.
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I trust my guys completely.
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Which is why I hid
a bunch of cameras all around.
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Did you check the cameras?
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Di-- Did I-- Come--
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Did I check the cameras?
Really, Dave?
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That's the question
you gonna ask me?
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Did I check 'em?
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You didn't check
the cameras, did you?
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Look, I just got robbed, Dave.
Stop blaming the victim.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Why is the footage so grainy?
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I don't know.
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These cameras were
state of the art
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when I bought 'em in '92.
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Calvin, I was 11 in 1992.
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My View-Master had
better resolution.
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Oh, there's the thief.
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Or is that a smudge?
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Well, that smudge is stealing
your car parts.
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Unbelievable, man.
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I mean, you work
and you struggle
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to make an honest living.
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And then some lowlife just feels
he can come and take it all.
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All right, well,
let's call the cops.
And tell 'em what?
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Find a working VCR,
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and fast-forward to the smudge?
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Well, what are we gonna do?
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We're just gonna let
this guy get away with it?
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No. The thief didn't take
all the parts, so he'll be back.
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And when he does,
I'm gonna be
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right here waiting on him
with my good friends
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law and order.
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And I'll be waiting
with my good friends
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Rizzoli and Isles.
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Everyone take a deep breath in
and hold it at the top.
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This will clear
your heart chakra.
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One sec.
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I've got to clear
my porch chakra.
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Hey, girl.
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Oh...
Oh, what?
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Are you having a party?
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Oh... no.
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Oh, no, just having a couple of
friends over; nobody you know.
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Hello, I'm Aria.
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Hey.
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Welcome, goddess.
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Ooh, you have a beautiful aura.
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Well, thank you.
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You know, I use cocoa butter.
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Well, you came just in time
for the tranquility
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sound bath.
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Okay. Well, what's that?
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Nothing you'd be
interested in.
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Plus, we're capped
at five people.
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Fire marshal stuff. Oh.
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Gemma, there's always room
for one more
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in the spiritual tub.
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See, I am down for that.
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But I'm not getting my head wet.
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This is over $300's worth
of somebody else's hair.
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Okay. I guess nobody cares
about the fire marshal.
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Okay. This looks
like so much fun, ladies.
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You know, I used
to play drums in church.
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All my childhood trauma's
coming back!
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Okay, Tina,
Tina, Tina?
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Tina.
What?
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These are sacred bowls.
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We play them
to clear our chakras.
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Chakras.
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Okay.
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The idea is
to make them sing.
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Here. Let me show you.
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Oh, girl, nobody needs
to show me how to sing.
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Well, then, join me.
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:
* Ah... ♪
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♪ Ah... ♪
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♪ Chakra,
clearing my Chakra Khan. ♪
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♪ I'm ev...
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...ery goddess.
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♪ It's all in me ♪
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♪ I can read
your thoughts right now ♪
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♪ Every one from A to Z... ♪
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This is fun.
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You know,
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nothing makes me happier
than living with my parents.
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Uh, yup.
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That earthquake was a blessing
in disguise.
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They're not here, ass-kisser.
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Hey, man, I'm just trying
to stay in the will.
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Okay, check out this picture
of me and Necie.
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We recreated
-he Lady and the Tramp.
- T
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God, you two are so corny.
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I know. I know.
We're perfect together.
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You know, I can't believe
I'm saying this,
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but I think I may
have found the one.
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Wait a minute. Marty, you-you
posted this on Instagram?
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Yeah, man.
You know, posting
a romantic photo
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after only a month is
relationship suicide.
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What?
Yeah, you know, you got to
start with a soft launch.
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Look, first start with a
close-up of both of your hands.
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Huh? And then,
you creep on up,
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yeah, to the elbows.
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Elbows?
Yeah.
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I'm trying
to show the world my girl,
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not do a lotion commercial.
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All right,
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but if you make
your relationship official
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before she's ready,
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lotion gonna be
all you got left.
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You know what? What do you know,
Single Person? Okay?
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We hashtag "Black love"
over here.
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Hey, where did our picture go?
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Oh, crap! Necie untagged herself
from my post.
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See, man? You
scared her off.
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No, but we call
each other "boo."
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The parking lady
at work calls me "boo."
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Oh, it's Necie.
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I'm about to be dumped.
Wait, wait, Marty, Marty.
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Don't answer it.
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She can't break up with you
if she can't reach you.
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That is terrible advice!
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But I am gonna take it
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until I can come up
with something better.
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I mean, how crazy was that?
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I thought the singing bowls and
the crystal rubbing was kooky,
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but that, uh, Reiki massage?
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I mean, thank God
I didn't pay for it.
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You know,
she never laid a hand on me.
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Tina, this isn't a joke to me.
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Oh, come on, Gemma.
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You didn't think
that was weird?
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No. I believe
in energy healing.
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Ha! Since when?
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I mean, come on, Gemma.
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We used to make fun
of the hippie-dippie Cali girls
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flirting with trees
and howling at the moon.
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I mean, come on.
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It's more than that.
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It's about tapping into the
feminine collective and healing.
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Are you sure
this is sage you're burning?
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No offense, Tina, but this is
why I didn't invite you.
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You have a tendency
to be a teeny, tiny bit
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obnoxiously judgmental.
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Well, I think "the collective"
tapped you in your head.
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'Cause you're falling
for some New Age baloney.
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It is not baloney.
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And, you know, Aria was wrong.
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Your aura isn't beautiful!
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It's just okay!
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Yeah. Here you go, Mr. Thief.
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Ooh, please try
to steal from me tonight.
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'Cause when I catch your ass,
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you won't have fingers to steal,
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legs to run,
or a mouth to beg for mercy!
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That's right. We're gonna make
him go directly to jail. Yes.
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Lock him in the pokey,
send him to the big house!
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Whatever it takes
to scare him straight.
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'Cause there's one thing I can't
stand, Dave-- that's a thief.
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Especially one that tries
to steal from me.
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Come on!
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This is exciting.
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It's like a real-life stakeout.
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I feel like Will Smith
from Bad Boys.
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Dave,
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if anybody is Will, it's me.
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I'm at least two inches
taller than you,
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and America loves me.
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You hear that?
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It's the thief!
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They've come back
for the parts. Go, Dave!
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Stop!
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I'm getting too old for this!
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They're out here somewhere.
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There he is. Get him!
I got you, you...
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Where are you going?
No, no, no.
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Come here, you dirty rascal.
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Look here.
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I hope you like your toilets
in your bedroom.
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Yeah. You're done, bro.
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Yeah.
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Uh... Lady bro?
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Ms. Bro? I...
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Look, I'm sorry. Uh,
what are your pronouns?
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She, her. I'm a girl.
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Which probably explains
why I make less as a thief.
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You're-you're just a kid.
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What are you doing
stealing car parts?
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Because Enrique needs them.
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Yeah, there it is.
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Always some dude.
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Yeah, you know,
steal for yourself, young lady.
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You're better than that.
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Enrique is my car.
I'm restoring him.
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That's a '63 Impala.
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Looks pretty good. There's
no way you fixed this car up.
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Esta chica puede arreglar
un carro mejor que tú.
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What'd you say to me?
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She said, she can fix a car
better than you.
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What? I am quasi-fluent
in all the romance languages.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, whatever.
224
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Just because you put a cotton
candy air freshener in there
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doesn't make you
a certified mechanic.
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You know what does?
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Dropping in
a 427-cubic-inch V-8 engine in.
228
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And I changed the exhaust
to Flowmasters.
229
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Oh, my baby Enrique is loud. Oh.
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She really does know her stuff.
Sorry. Excuse me.
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My car right now
is making the weirdest noise.
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Hmm. Okay.
It just goes, "Urgh."
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Okay, please. I'll give you
your stuff back.
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Oh, so now you want
to humble yourself
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now that you got caught?
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Big surprise.
It's you, Yoli.
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Let me guess.
Car parts?
238
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Yeah. So what are you gonna do?
Call her parents?
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Make her clean up trash
on the side of the freeway
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in one of those really
unflattering orange vests?
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No. I'm arresting her.
242
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But I-I can't do this to my...
I told you the last time,
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no more warnings.
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I need you guys to meet
us down at the station.
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Come on, man. I can't
go to jail. Please?
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Okay, Officer, look.
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I'm not gonna press charges.
248
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Really? Are you sure, sir?
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Yeah, I don't think
250
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putting her in the system
is gonna solve the problem.
251
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All right.
252
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,830
Free to go.
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Don't make him
wrong, Yoli.
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Thanks.
That was really cool of you.
255
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:21,809
Look, you're a kid,
256
00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,811
and you made
some bad decisions.
257
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:26,947
I'm giving you an opportunity
for a second chance.
258
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,615
Thanks.
259
00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,150
Deuces.
260
00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:32,853
Hey, whoa, whoa.
No, no, no, no.
261
00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:36,623
No, this second chance comes
with two conditions.
262
00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:39,860
One-- you work for me,
263
00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:43,196
and two-- you work for me.
264
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:45,465
I don't think so.
265
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,600
Oh, really? Dave, why don't you
call the cops back?
266
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,937
Yup.
Okay, okay. You win.
267
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:52,505
All right,
I'll expect to see you
268
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,374
at my shop tomorrow.
269
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,543
And this time,
you're invited.
270
00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,980
And make sure
you're on time.
271
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,714
Deuces.
272
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:06,419
Ooh, ooh, have to
grab my car parts. Come on.
Oh, you...
273
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:13,593
Oh! The renovations are
starting to come together.
274
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:16,263
Marty, the kitchen sink is
in the living room.
275
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,099
Yeah, and at this rate,
276
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,068
we're gonna be at your house
another two months.
277
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:24,872
What? Mama,
that is 1,460 hours. Uh...
278
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:29,409
Not that I was counting. Yeah.
279
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,045
Ooh. Oh.
280
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,646
No!
281
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:36,149
Necie's out there,
and she's headed to our house.
282
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,651
She's trying to
break up with me.
283
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:42,722
No. No, no, no.
No. No breakup.
284
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:45,625
You like this girl,
and more importantly,
285
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:48,896
I like this girl.
Let me talk to her.
286
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,998
Mom, no. I can
handle this on my own.
287
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,799
I'm not a kid.
288
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:57,004
But if I do get dumped, can
you have your shoulders ready,
289
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:59,639
and can you please make
my favorite hot chocolate?
290
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,808
Oh. I got you, baby.
291
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:05,578
Mommy'll whip you up a batch
from the... living room sink.
292
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:11,351
Hey. Oh!
293
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:14,154
Hey! You almost
got me.
294
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,822
You would've
deserved it.
295
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:18,491
Marty, why are you ghosting me?
296
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,560
If you're gonna break up with
me, at least do it to my face.
297
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,030
What? I thought
you wanted to break up with me
298
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,398
because you untagged yourself
from our picture on Instagram.
299
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,400
Oh.
300
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,403
I untagged the picture
from my professional account.
301
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,540
I can't be slurping spaghetti
on my boxing page.
302
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:37,244
Unlike you, cute
is not my brand.
303
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,780
Y-You're right. I am cute.
304
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:44,351
You know, you have no
reason to feel insecure.
305
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,353
You got me, boo.
306
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:49,056
And guess what, boo?
You got me, too.
307
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,459
:
Yes.
308
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,261
No.
309
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,700
Knock, knock.
310
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:05,172
Oh, if it isn't the Jolly Green
Goddess of Evergreen Drive.
311
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:10,210
Well, usually I travel
by astral plane,
312
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,445
but I decided to walk over.
313
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:17,017
Tina, I am really sorry
about this mess.
314
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,987
I should have told you
I was exploring mysticism.
315
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,322
Why did you keep it
such a big secret?
316
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:25,192
I knew you'd think
all this stuff was silly,
317
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,227
but after my miscarriage,
318
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:31,064
I was searching for a way
to work through my pain.
319
00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:33,466
Nothing worked
until I met Aria.
320
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:36,003
That goddess group
really helped me heal.
321
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,238
Wow, Gemma. I had no idea.
322
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,740
And I'm glad you found
the healing you needed.
323
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:43,876
And I'm sorry.
I-I would never mock anything
324
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:45,878
that's important to you...
325
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:47,380
except maybe your husband.
326
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:51,218
Yeah, well,
we all do that.
327
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,755
But just for the record,
328
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:59,759
you are a big source
of positive energy in my life.
329
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:01,828
That's mutual.
330
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:04,264
And you know you can talk to me
about anything, right?
331
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,399
I do.
332
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:09,236
All right. Well, now
that you're a goddess...
333
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:14,474
...can you invoke anything to
speed up my damn renovations?
334
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,044
Hey, I am just stepping
into my feminine power.
335
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,179
I can't work miracles yet.
336
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:23,050
But I can make
a bottle of wine appear.
337
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,651
What?
Ta-da!
338
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:27,120
Ooh!
339
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:30,523
Amen! I mean, A-woman.
340
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:38,865
Thanks
341
00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,767
for not pressing charges.
342
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,502
I brought back everything.
343
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,471
Even the things
you didn't notice I stole.
344
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,540
Whoa. Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
345
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:51,311
No. The deal we made is
that you work for me.
346
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:52,945
That's part of
the bargain.
347
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,947
Oh.
348
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,150
You were serious about that?
349
00:16:57,284 --> 00:17:01,088
Yes. Now I may not
call the cops,
350
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:03,090
but somebody in this
neighborhood knows your parents,
351
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,791
and I will call them.
352
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:06,793
Good luck.
353
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:09,729
My papi got deported when I was
12, and my mom works doubles.
354
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,299
So, I take care of myself.
355
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,301
That's tough.
356
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,136
I'm sorry to hear that.
357
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,239
It is what it is.
358
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,241
Enrique was actually
my dad's car.
359
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,243
We were working on him together,
360
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,412
and I was trying
to finish him for when...
361
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,614
if he gets back
into the country.
362
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:31,918
Well, he did a good
job teaching you.
363
00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:34,387
You just need to use
your talents in a way
364
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,789
that keeps you off
my security cameras.
365
00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:39,126
Where are those cameras?
366
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:40,793
You don't need
to worry about that.
367
00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:43,130
You're right.
368
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:46,733
Hey, have you ever installed
a throttle shifter?
369
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:49,269
No.
370
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,671
But I did try to steal one once.
371
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:54,641
Well, don't try
to steal one twice.
372
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,409
I'm nice, not stupid.
373
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,679
Here. Watch and learn.
374
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,584
Well, I got to say,
your '63 Impala is nice,
375
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,254
but it's not
factory original.
376
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:10,757
The '63s came with chrome
mirrors and not stainless steel.
377
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:15,162
Sorry, viejo, but '63s
definitely came with stainless.
378
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:16,829
Oh, really?
379
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,732
If only there was a way we could
figure out who was right.
380
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:22,034
Okay.
381
00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:23,870
Oh, yeah.
382
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,505
Yeah, here it is right here.
383
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:31,244
1963 Impala-- chrome...
and stainless steel mirrors.
384
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:32,845
So I was right.
385
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,282
And I was also
right, right?
386
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:38,185
Yeah, but I was more right
because chrome was first.
387
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,920
Oh.
388
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:43,523
All right, well, we've done
enough for today, all right?
389
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:44,791
You can get on out of here.
390
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,593
Uh, I saw a Buick
in the back.
391
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,195
Do you need any
help with that?
392
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,197
Sure. Why don't you
call your mom
393
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,931
and let her know
you're gonna be late.
394
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:54,401
I'll text her.
395
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,942
I don't know what she said,
396
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:04,644
but I'm gonna take it
as a compliment.
397
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:08,381
Hey, hey,
get back to work.
398
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:19,025
♪ Whoa, my love
399
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,894
♪ My darling... ♪
400
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:23,730
Okay, now only three
of our followers
401
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,398
are gonna get
this Ghost reference,
402
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:27,867
but those three people
are gonna really like it.
403
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:32,372
The only follower
I care about is you.
404
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:36,276
♪ Lonely time... ♪
405
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:37,744
More clay?
406
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:40,112
As much as you've got. Mm.
407
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,487
What the hell
408
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:50,457
kind of freaky
mating ritual was that?
409
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:54,727
I got to tell Tina.
410
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:59,732
♪ This is the dawning
of the age of Aquarius ♪
411
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:04,571
♪ Age of Aquarius... ♪
412
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:08,140
What in the hell kind
of freaky female ritual is this?
413
00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,310
I got to tell Dave.
414
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,845
♪ Aquarius... ♪
415
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:19,085
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