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Earthquake!
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Earthquake, earthquake!
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Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh,
my God. Are you okay, baby?
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Uh, I think so.
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Okay. Oh.
Where's Dad?
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Earthquake! Earthquake!
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It's an earthquake!
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Stay calm. Stay calm.
Everything's okay.
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I gathered all our essentials.
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I got a air mattress.
Cell phones.
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I got my dream journal.
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You remembered
your dream journal,
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but you forgot your pants?
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Oh, hey.
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Good morning, everybody.
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Are you,
are you guys okay?
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Other than this coffee being
a little bitter, we're fine.
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Where's Malcolm and Marty?
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They're fine.
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They don't get out of bed
for anything under a 5.8.
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I can't believe you guys
are so calm about this.
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My heart is beating
out of my chest.
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Girl, we grew up here.
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We ain't new to this.
We true to this.
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I mean, the only reason
I got out of bed is
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to see which neighbor
slept naked.
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And I was right,
it was Dave. Yeah.
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All right, so,
what do we do now?
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We pitch a tent so we don't
have to sleep inside tonight?
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Dave, I don't think a guy
that's wearing a welcome mat
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for pants should be talking
about pitching tents.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Well, thanks so much for coming
on such short notice, Jackie.
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I mean, these cracks
look pretty nasty.
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For the owner of
Tina-licious Cakes? No problem.
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I accept cash, credit
and red velvet cupcakes.
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Well, there's not much to do.
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I mean, this house is
rock-solid, you know?
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Well, technically,
that's not a part of the house.
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Well, I'm just hoping
for a big enough aftershock
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So I can finally get
my open concept kitchen.
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Ha. I wouldn't bet on it.
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I mean, we rode out
the big one in '94
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with no problem.
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This house is like me.
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They just don't build 'em
like this anymore.
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You know?
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Calvin,
the Lord has spoken,
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and He said
it's time to remodel.
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Even the Bible got
a New Testament.
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Oh.
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So, which color would you like
for our new walls?
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I like this one.
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Well,
that's the color it is now.
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Exactly.
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Come on, baby, let's take this
as an opportunity
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to just update some things.
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Okay, you know what?
We'll get an 85-inch TV.
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It'll hide all the cracks.
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Nice try. No.
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Oh, hey, you two.
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Are my babies okay?
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Yeah, we're all right.
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Our house did get
a little bit of damage,
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but we're not worried.
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We're renters.
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Uh, speaking of,
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there is a-a hole
in the wall
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that looks like somebody flew
a drone into it,
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but it was definitely
from the earthquake.
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Well, this is
a pretty big job.
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Uh, you might want
to check into a hotel.
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We'll stay at our hotel.
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What do you mean,
"your hotel?"
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The one next door.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, yes.
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I mean, the staff
treats you like family,
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because they are family.
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And the place feels like yours,
because it is yours.
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Hey, buddy.
What do you got there?
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My clothes.
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Figured we'd ship everything
else back to Michigan.
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I'd like to leave
this afternoon.
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Wha...
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I thought you loved California.
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Well, that was before I knew
it was a death trap.
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All right, buddy, come on.
Sit down, look.
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We're all gonna be fine.
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Okay?
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:
He's not wrong.
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There is no need to worry, honey.
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We just have to be prepared,
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which is why I bought us this.
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Everything we need to
prepare for another quake:
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protein bars,
water pouches, a flashlight,
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even this adorable
fire extinguisher
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that looks like our regular
fire extinguisher's baby.
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Fine. I'll go unpack.
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And pray for baby fires.
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Wow, Grover's really
freaked out.
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Well, yeah,
it makes sense.
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I mean, I could see
how last night would be
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totally terrifying
for a child.
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Aftershock!
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Uh-oh.
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That was the
garbage truck, Dave.
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Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
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Nah, you know what?
Best out of 17.
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Oh, no way, man.
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No way. You lost.
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Mom and Dad are taking
your room.
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What? No, hell nah, man.
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Let's wrestle for it.
What? Aah!
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I'm-a drop you.
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I don't know what you're doing,
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but you're too old
to be doing it.
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Put him down.
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:
Oh, uh... Hey.
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We-we were just wrestling over
who gets to give you their room.
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And luckily, Malcolm won.
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Ah, what? No, man.
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I mean, uh... Yeah.
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All I do is win. Ow.
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Uh, Mom, Dad,
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make yourselves at home.
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Mi casa es
quite literally su casa
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because we rent from you.
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Well, it's freezing in here.
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Marty, what the hell happened
to my thermostat?
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That's a new system I put in.
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You can control the temperature
from your phone.
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Fancy, right?
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Oh, very fancy.
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Now tell your phone I'm cold.
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And tell your brother
I'm raising the rent.
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Oh, uh, Ma,
you did not have to go shopping.
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We do have food.
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You have dino nuggets
and soy sauce packets.
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And this bottle of ranch is old
enough to have voted for Obama.
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I'm not gonna spend the next
three weeks eating condiments.
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I'm about to smoke this chicken.
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Uh, Ma, it is 9:30
in the morning.
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Well, I'm also gonna
make hash browns.
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Oh, okay. So, I guess
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that charge from Home Depot
wasn't fraudulent.
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You can't put a price
on preparedness.
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:
Oh, apparently you can,
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and it's $1,300.
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Well, you know,
your little earthquake kit
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needed some help, so I got
everything we would need
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in case of a flood, mudslide,
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and a biological weapons attack.
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What is that for?
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It's for beekeeping, Grover.
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:
Methane leaks.
All right.
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Don't worry, honey. Your dad
just went a little overboard.
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I don't think
he went overboard enough.
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An earthquake
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once made the Mississippi River
flow backwards.
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Dave,
you've got to tone it down.
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I know you're
freaked out, but...
I am not freaked out.
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Okay.
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What is wrong
with being prepared?
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Nothing.
But you're still returning
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the gas mask and the generator.
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Fine.
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Can't return it
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if I can't find the receipt.
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Tina!
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Yeah, baby?
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I can see the
construction dumpster
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from the window.
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Looks like half the
house is in there.
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We never should have hired
that contractor.
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Is it because she's a woman?
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I don't see gender, Tina.
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All I see is somebody
ripping up my house.
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Hey. Hey, Pop,
Pop, hold up.
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Is that my iPad?
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Oh, yeah. And by the way,
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some girl named
"Jennifer Cheesecake Factory"
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sent you some pictures her mama
would not be happy with.
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Don't bring her home.
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What the hell
is going on in here?
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They're just doing repairs.
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This is
what we talked about.
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No, we talked about paint.
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Last time I checked,
you don't need
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a sledgehammer to paint.
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Oh, hey, it's the Butlers.
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Oh, good, you're here.
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Just in time for me to fire you.
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Fire her?
I thought we agreed
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to fix whatever needed
to be fixed to make it safe.
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That wall is wobbly
and exposed.
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Well, so is Miss Kim.
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You don't see nobody trying
to throw her in the dumpster.
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You know what?
I'll finish the repairs myself.
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I just need some sandpaper,
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a few screws and a...
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and a little Spackle.
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We're missing a wall.
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Okay, a lot of Spackle.
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All right, uh, Jackie,
why don't you and the crew
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go home for the rest of the day,
and I'll have a talk with him.
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Come on, guys!
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Whoever said he'd fire
us after three days,
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I owe you a beer.
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Calvin,
you are being ridiculous.
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You're so busy at the shop,
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these repairs
will take you forever,
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and I'll be moving back
into this house in a wheelchair.
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Then I'll be sure
to add a ramp to my quote.
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Fine.
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If you think
that you can do it better,
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then have at it.
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And have at it I will.
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I'll have this house done
in three days!
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Give or take a month.
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Do svidaniya!
Mm!
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Hey.
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Oh, I see
you helped yourself
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to my bottle of Zetta wine.
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Cool.
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Shh! Shh!
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We're watching
90 Day Fiancé.
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Uh, you know, I was hoping
that I could watch the game.
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Oh, sorry, man.
This is the reunion episode,
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and that's when
all the tea gets spilled.
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And I have had a day.
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Your father lost his damn mind
and fired our contractor,
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so looks like we gonna be
living here another six months.
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Did you say "six months"?
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Uh, Marty, can I speak to you
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in the kitchen,
please, my brother?
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Oh, not now, man,
Svetlana just threw
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her passport in Gabe's face.
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Now, you listen to me.
I cannot take this anymore.
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We have got to get Mom and Pop
the hell out of here.
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You want to turn our parents
out on the street?
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The people who gave us life?
Who raised us?
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You don't want Mama to leave
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because she is
doing your laundry.
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Okay, man, she folded
the fitted sheets,
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Oh, man.
It's basically witchcraft.
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Look, the only witchcraft
she is working
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is making my dates
disappear from this house.
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All right, I think
you're pretty good
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at making them disappear
all on your own.
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Oh, please...
You can't blame Mommy
for that, I'm just saying.
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Earthquake.
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An earthquake is happening.
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What is going on?
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00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:31,658
Gemma, you're not
wearing any shoes.
257
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:35,462
First earthquake drill demerit.
258
00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:38,465
Drill? We never
agreed to a drill.
259
00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:41,501
Do you think Mother Nature
sends a written invitation
260
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:44,204
before she opens a sinkhole
in your yard?
261
00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,173
A sinkhole?
262
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:49,509
Yes, that's right, Grover.
A sinkhole.
263
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:54,381
Now, everyone,
find the safest exit.
264
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:56,549
Uh, the front door?
265
00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:58,551
Rookie mistake.
266
00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:04,391
What...
267
00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:08,796
You would have been crushed
by all of this literature.
268
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,598
Okay, this drill is over.
269
00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:14,201
Okay, fine. But...
270
00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:17,905
based on everyone's performance,
I can't guarantee
271
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:21,408
that we would all survive
the next big one.
272
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,643
Dad, you are a very loud whisperer.
273
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:27,247
I'm sleeping in the yard.
274
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,883
Uh-- Very good, son.
275
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:32,719
The back door
is the safest egress.
276
00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:35,488
Just be careful
of any fallen power lines.
277
00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:38,992
Dave, this has to stop.
Grover is totally freaked out.
278
00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:41,228
Well, I'm doing this
so he won't be scared.
279
00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:43,831
So he won't be scared
or you won't be scared?
280
00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:51,839
Sorry, my, my finger slipped.
281
00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,843
Look, this is how I'm coping.
282
00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:58,345
Okay? If anything
ever happened to you guys...
283
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,513
I would never be able
to forgive myself.
284
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:03,383
Honey, I appreciate that.
285
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:06,219
And of course we
should be prepared,
286
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:08,321
but you've got our
son in the backyard
287
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:11,724
rationing gummy bears
like it's the end of days.
288
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:16,329
In retrospect, uh,
289
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:19,166
maybe I did go
a little overboard.
290
00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:20,901
You think?
291
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,872
You need to go out there
and let Grover know
292
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,506
that everything's
gonna be okay.
293
00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:30,343
Oh, uh, don't go
to the bathroom.
294
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:33,914
I may or may not have tried
to simulate a water main break.
295
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,250
Oh!
296
00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:39,419
Calvin, that better be you.
297
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:42,755
'Cause if it's not, whoever
it is is getting this bat!
298
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,557
It's me. I-It's me, baby.
299
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:47,360
Baby, what are you doing
in there?
300
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,897
Well, right now, I'm just trying
to remember the last time
301
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:52,599
I had a tetanus shot.
302
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:55,602
Well, I know it's been
too long. Get out of there.
303
00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:57,404
Look, bae, I just needed
to make sure
304
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,606
everything in the trash
was trash.
305
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:02,375
I didn't agree
to tear the whole house down.
306
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,144
We're not tearing
the house down.
307
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,779
We just had to change
some things.
308
00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:10,717
Well, you know the saying,
"Change is bad"?
309
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,452
That's not the saying.
310
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:13,720
Well, it should be.
311
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:18,926
This dumpster's just filled with
memories I don't want to lose.
312
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:21,128
Did you see this
wall they tore out?
313
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:24,464
It's got the comic strip that
Malcolm and Marty drew on.
314
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,499
Remember we were so mad,
but then, eventually,
315
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:27,634
it grew on us?
316
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:28,701
Yeah.
317
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:30,737
That was pretty cute.
318
00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:33,573
All this stuff, babe, this is
what makes our house a home.
319
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:37,945
Baby, we are what makes
a house a home.
320
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:41,514
These memories are precious,
but it's time for new ones.
321
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,951
The boys are grown,
we have the money.
322
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:45,718
And we're in a new phase
in our lives,
323
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:48,488
and that phase includes
dual showerheads.
324
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,993
Two showerheads? Who needs that?
325
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:55,195
The couple who showers together.
326
00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:01,168
Well, this could be
an interesting new phase.
327
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:06,273
Calvin, we love
this neighborhood.
328
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,309
And we have the chance
to turn this house
329
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,444
into the dream home
we always wanted.
330
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:13,680
Yeah.
331
00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,649
It's just hard
letting it all go.
332
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,086
You know, we don't have to.
333
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:22,189
All right?
Why don't we take this piece
334
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:23,656
and have it framed?
335
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,292
Good idea.
See?
336
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,793
Uh, b-babe, uh...
337
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:28,128
Can we save this, too?
338
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,999
It's the first light switch
I had to fix.
339
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,766
Let it go.
340
00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:37,370
Fine.
341
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:40,640
I'll call Jackie in the morning
and unfire her.
342
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,042
I already did.
343
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:44,277
Good, because God didn't intend
344
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:47,014
for three adult men
to share one bathroom.
345
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,019
Hey, buddy.
346
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,021
I brought you
some emergency hot cocoa.
347
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:56,823
Speaking of hot,
348
00:15:57,024 --> 00:16:00,027
did you know that L.A.
sits on the Ring of Fire?
349
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:05,232
We are literally living
on a volcano.
350
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,701
They didn't mention that
on Zillow.
351
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,438
Come on, buddy.
352
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,806
Sit down. Listen...
353
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:17,210
I'm sorry I scared you.
354
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,279
I went totally overboard
with the earthquake prep.
355
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,914
No, you didn't.
We need all that stuff.
356
00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:25,885
Are you aware that this area
is prone to radon leaks?
357
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,624
No, I did not know that.
358
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:34,461
But no more Wikipedia
for you before bed.
359
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,231
But I get it.
360
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,334
You know, feeling prepared
makes me feel less afraid, too.
361
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:42,935
I didn't know you got scared.
362
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,238
Oh, well, I hide it very well.
363
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,776
Of course I do.
Look, everybody does.
364
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:51,244
But that doesn't mean
we should run away
365
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,246
from the things
that are scaring us.
366
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:56,616
And besides, natural
disasters happen everywhere,
367
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,918
even Michigan.
368
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:01,188
I know.
369
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:06,359
Fun fact, in 1965,
Michigan had 12 tornadoes.
370
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:07,727
In one day.
371
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,831
Well, I'm glad we moved.
372
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,902
Look, the point is,
373
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:18,371
Mom and I are never gonna
let anything happen to you.
374
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,241
You know, and we live
in a neighborhood
375
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,210
filled with people
who have our backs,
376
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:26,613
so no matter what happens,
377
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,448
we're gonna be okay.
378
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,717
I do love it here.
379
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,385
Malcolm and Marty
promised they'd take me
380
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:33,953
to the horse track.
381
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:38,525
Well, that's something
we'll talk about.
382
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,765
Ma!
383
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,467
What are you doing in here?
384
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,636
Brushing my hair.
385
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,140
There better be
some hot water left.
386
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,742
I need some privacy, people!
387
00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:59,979
Boy, ain't nobody looking
at you. Get on out of there.
388
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:03,015
Ah.
389
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:05,385
Have you gained some weight?
390
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:09,722
No, Mother, I have not.
391
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,525
I blame you and your
smoked chickens.
392
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:16,829
Aw, bae.
393
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:19,799
I'll be glad when
our renovations are done.
394
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:22,535
These single showerheads,
they're just so old-school.
395
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,876
Mama and Dad have got to go.
396
00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:32,212
Oh, was it the bathroom party
397
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:33,580
that changed your mind?
398
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,350
Hey, boys. Ah...
399
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,486
Well, since the contractor
will be finished next week,
400
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,321
we decided to
treat ourselves
401
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,690
and spend our last few
days in a nice hotel.
402
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,892
Oh, really? Well, oh, gosh,
403
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:47,760
it's been so lovely
having y'all here.
404
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,662
Yeah, yeah. I-I wish you guys
405
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,331
could've stayed longer.
406
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:52,865
It really just flew by.
407
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,202
Not to me.
408
00:18:58,338 --> 00:18:59,839
Hello.
409
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:03,343
Why are you wet?
410
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:06,346
Funny story.
411
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,349
Jimmy was laying a little
conduit for the electrical...
412
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,750
Water. Get to the water.
413
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,319
Right.
414
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,454
Uh, well, then we found
some termite damage.
415
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:17,224
And, it turns out,
when we pulled out the wood,
416
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,259
it was the only thing
holding up your pipes.
417
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:24,096
How much and how long?
418
00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:26,766
Six weeks, and I'll email you
the quote
419
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,000
because I don't want
to say it to your face.
420
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:34,974
Lord of Light, what have
we done to deserve this?
421
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:37,109
Well, it ain't no pleasure
cruise for me, either.
422
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:39,379
You think I like
living with dude smell?
423
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,781
Uh-- Look,
424
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,383
if y'all gonna be
staying here for that long,
425
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,518
then we need to set down
some ground rules. Yeah.
426
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,321
To make your stay
much more comfortable.
427
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,391
Where are you going, baby?
428
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:55,027
I need a break. I'm-a go sit
by the pool in my living room.
429
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:01,801
♪ I never met a girl
who makes me feel ♪
430
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,636
♪ The way that you do ♪
431
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,972
♪ You're all right ♪
432
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:08,841
♪ Whenever I'm asked
who makes my dreams real ♪
433
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,543
♪ I say that you do ♪
434
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:11,978
♪ You're out of sight ♪
435
00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:15,014
♪ So, fee-fi ♪
436
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:16,916
♪ Fo-fum ♪
437
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:20,520
♪ Look out, baby,
'cause here I come ♪
438
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:23,723
♪ And I'm bringing you
a love that's true ♪
439
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:27,660
♪ So get ready, so get ready ♪
440
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,663
♪ I'm gonna try to make you
love me, too ♪
441
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:33,199
♪ So get ready, so get ready ♪
442
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,874
♪ Get ready 'cause here I come
443
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:43,109
♪ I'm on my way ♪
444
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,612
♪ Get ready 'cause here I come ♪
445
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,247
♪ If you want to play
hide-and-seek ♪
446
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:50,550
♪ With love, let me remind you ♪
447
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,184
♪ It's all right ♪
448
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:55,121
♪ Of the loving
you're gonna miss ♪
449
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,689
♪ In the time it takes
to find you. ♪
450
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:02,529
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