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I got great news, babe.
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Okay, stir this.
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I said stir it, not stare at it.
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Um...
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as I was saying,
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I just booked our first client
for our new
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custom car wrapping division.
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Ooh! My baby's a mogul.
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Oh, I can see it now.
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See what?
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That Hermès Birkin bag
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you're gonna buy me
when you blow up.
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If I buy a bag for 20K,
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it better come with 40K in it.
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Okay, now I need you
to start lining.
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Now, Tina, are you sure that you
can handle working at the shop
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with Tina-licious Cakes
starting to take off?
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I mean, I can always
hire another manager.
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Oh, of course I can, baby.
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I am a multitasking goddess.
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Don't worry, baby.
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I can handle it all.
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Mmm. Mm-mm! Mm-mm!
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What was I saying?
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Nothing important.
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All right, let me get back
to being a mogul.
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Um...
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- Uh, babe?
- Yeah, babe?
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Um... Never mind.
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Have a great day, sweet cheeks.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Can I do unicorn cupcakes?
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Oh, for five dollars a pop,
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I'll hop on a unicorn
and deliver them myself.
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Okay, all right,
thanks for calling.
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Where are you gonna
find a unicorn?
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Well, with that head full of
hair of yours, I'm gonna slap
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this cone on your head and ride
your ass over there, come on!
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Giddy up!
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Wow, Tina, your business is
really taking off.
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I want to be you when I grow up.
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Ooh, and I just booked
another car wrap
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for the auto shop. Boom!
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Oh.
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Hey, what's cooking,
good lookings?
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Hey, hon! Tina had
so many bakery orders,
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she ran out of space
in her kitchen.
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You know, well,
I'd love to help,
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but, uh, I'm busy
with youth baseball.
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You're looking at
the new assistant
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to the assistant coach
of the Pasadena Dodgers.
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Doesn't that just
make you a team dad?
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Uh, does a team dad wear a cup?
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I don't know
how to answer that.
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You know, Tina,
you're really taking on a lot.
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Um, Gemma,
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you dare doubt
a woman whose cupcakes
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taste like manna from heaven?
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Ah... I'll be fine.
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I'm killing it at the auto shop
as I always do.
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And Tina-licious Cakes is
a dream come true.
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All right.
Won't He do it?!
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Oh, Calvin taught me this.
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Oh.
Yes, He will!
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Oh, okay!
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Here we go, eyes on the ball.
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Way to go, Grover!
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I missed it by a whole foot.
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Yes, you did, but that's
two feet closer than last time.
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Yeah, you know what, why don't
you just, uh, go some water,
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we'll start working
on your, uh...
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Everything else.
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Yes.
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Hey, you know what,
buddy, it's okay.
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- You're gonna get better.
- You're a good dad.
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But a terrible liar.
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Hey, Coach, I've been going over
your team practice stats,
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and we're on track to lose
every game this season.
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Oh, man, this is
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my JV pickleball team
all over again.
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Hey, Ariel and her son,
Eli, are stopping by.
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Oh, y'all still
making out in cars?
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Nah, we're way past that.
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Last time was the bedroom
display at Ikea.
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- Hey, how you been?
- What's going on?
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Hey! Hey, Eli!
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What's going on?
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We were just in
the neighborhood, so we thought
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we'd just stop by and say hi.
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"In the neighborhood"?
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It took us an hour to get here.
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Anyway...
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Let's take a picture
for my followers.
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♪CoupleGoals.
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Ah, okay.
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All right!
Uh, make sure you tag me.
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Yeah.
Tag you?
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Since when do you care
about social media?
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You thought a hashtag
came on the side of a McMuffin.
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Hey, Eli,
do you play baseball?
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Nah. I'm more into basketball.
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Malcolm is a
really good coach.
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You should
give it a try.
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Uh, yeah, let's grab you
a bat and let's see
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- what you got.
- All right, let's do it!
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All right, all right.
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Here you go.
All right!
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All right, now...
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Gonna start you off
nice and easy, okay?
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Yeah, here we go.
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Oh!
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I'm okay!
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All right... I'm just
gonna move further back.
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All right, well,
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the next one's gonna come
in a little bit faster, okay?
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Now get ready.
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Here we go.
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Oh! Oh!
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Ah, okay,
good news.
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- Cup worked.
- Yeah!
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All right, Eli.
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You might be a natural, man.
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Hey, Mal, if we had a hitter
like Eli on the team,
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our odds of winning
a game would go up 200%.
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He has got
to join the team.
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All right, look, Marty,
calm down, okay?
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Eli?
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You have got to join this team.
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Hang on, okay...
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Tina-licious Cakes...
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set.
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And Calvin's Pit Stop...
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booked. Ha! Damn I'm good.
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Tina's Calvin Pit--
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I mean, uh, Calvin's Pit Stop.
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Yes, o-of course.
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See you tomorrow, all right.
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All right.
Hey, babe-- oh!
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Oh! Oh... Damn it, my prettiest toe!
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I'm sorry, baby.
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I had a few of my baking
supplies sent here,
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'cause I couldn't miss
the delivery.
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They'll be gone tonight.
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Yeah, okay.
I guess it's all right.
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I don't need all my toes.
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But what I do need is for
my employees to get paid.
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You forgot to cut
the checks today.
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Oh, don't be silly.
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I cut checks on Friday.
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Today is Friday.
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No, today is Thursday,
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because the window washers
come on Friday.
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Hi, Jerry.
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Listen, babe, ever since
we opened the new division,
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you show up late
and leave early.
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Now I know it's because
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you started your little
side business, but...
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if any other employee
had done this,
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their ass would
be out of here.
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Well, Calvin, I am not
any other employee.
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I'm your wife.
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And I know
I've had a few hiccups,
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but trust me when I tell you,
I got this.
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All right, Tina.
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Okay.
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Tina's Pit-cakes.
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I did that on purpose.
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Oh, damn!
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- Say hi, sweetie.
- Huh?
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Am I on this?!
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- Mm-hmm.
- Um...
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Hi.
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I brought my fav
hard seltzer.
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Love! Oh.
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And this vegan beef
jerky is to die for!
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But no animal had to.
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- Try some, babe.
- Oh, okay.
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Hmm, more?
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Oh, he loves it.
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Don't you?
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:
Yeah, this is very vegan-y.
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Until next time,
Ariel Nation.
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Um...
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Are you cool
if I spit this out?
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Oh, yeah.
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So... what do you want to do?
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Well, the movie's not
until a couple hours.
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You know what,
why don't we just sit down
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and, uh, and talk to each other?
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I'm down.
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All right, come on.
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Have a seat.
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Mm.
Ah!
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All right.
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Hey, hey, hey, babe?
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You look great, but I
meant without your phone.
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Oh, talk.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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So, um...
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How was the rest
of your day?
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Fine. I had a salad.
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Okay. That's... Do you want to see
a picture of it?
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No. No.
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I know what
salads look like.
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Oh. Yeah.
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So... Mm-hmm.
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You want to show me
your bedroom?
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That's what I'm
- talking about.
- Oh!
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No, I understand, sir.
There's no excuse
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for ordering snow
tires in Los Angeles.
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I take full responsibility
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for what my wife
independently did.
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Yeah, just bring it back in,
and we'll switch them out.
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And I'll throw in a wash.
All right.
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Yeah.
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Man, that's
the third complaint today.
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But this bad boy's gonna
change my mood right here.
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Midnight black wrapping.
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Interior LED lights.
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I might steal this sucker
from my own shop.
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Yes, I need to speak
with someone in shipping.
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I never got
my unicorn cupcake wrappings.
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You guys just sent
black wrappers and LED lights.
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What the hell?!
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Never mind.
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:
Oh.
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See,
what-what ha-happened was...
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Well, you know,
it was a mix-up.
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Well, it's...
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It's pretty,
though, huh? Right.
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Tina, this is a pretty
damn expensive mistake.
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You know what?
I hate to do this.
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I might regret doing this,
but I got to do this.
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You're fired.
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Oh.
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Oh, well,
look who finally made it home.
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Not funny, Ella.
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You know I had to take the bus.
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Next time
you fire your wife,
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be sure you drive.
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Know what?
Tina, that was business.
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It wasn't personal. Uh...
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Hold up. Is that my
18-year-old single malt Scotch
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that I've been saving
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for when the Clippers
win the championship?
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Oh, it is.
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And it's totally personal.
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Oh, that's cold-blooded, Tina.
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I-I... What is that
I smell burning?
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Oh, it's just your last
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overpriced Cuban cigar.
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You know, I don't know
why you like these things.
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It smells horrible.
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Have you lost your damn mind?
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No. Just my damn job.
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- How can I help you?
- Oh, hey, guys.
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- We still on for Yahtzee?
- Um,
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00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:40,395
- is everything okay?
- Everything is fine.
261
00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:42,832
Oh! I got fired today.
262
00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:45,443
Wait, what?
Calvin, how could you?
263
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:46,662
Your own wife?
264
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,316
Oh, Dave!
265
00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:50,840
Welcome to Team Tina.
266
00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:53,321
- Wait, Tina, what happened?
- No, go ahead.
Go ahead, Tina.
267
00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:54,844
Tell 'em the whole story.
268
00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,672
How you made a
gang of mistakes.
269
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:59,457
First, she didn't
pay the light bill.
270
00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:02,069
She ordered the wrong
parts for certain cars.
271
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:05,637
And then she put in that
perfumy soap that I hate
272
00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:07,857
- in the bathroom. Smell it.
- Oh.
273
00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:09,859
No, thank you. I already
smelled it when I walked in.
274
00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:14,559
And, by the way, I washed
your drawers in it, too.
275
00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:18,302
To be fair, you did say
276
00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:20,870
Tina-licious Cakes
was taking up all of your time.
277
00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:24,091
The devil doesn't need
any advocates, Gemma.
278
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:27,094
I'm just saying, Calvin
does have a business to run.
279
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:28,660
- Oh.
- Exactly.
280
00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,750
Okay, hold on, Gemma. So, if you
281
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,186
hired me to mediate
at your school
282
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,405
and I made a mistake...
283
00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:35,755
A gang of mistakes.
Okay.
284
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,888
You would fire
me on the spot?
285
00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:39,889
Hell yeah.
286
00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:41,369
Wow.
287
00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:43,066
Who are you?
288
00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:48,376
Welcome to Team Calvin,
all right? [chuckles]
289
00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:51,248
Well, thanks to one of you
for stopping by.
290
00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:52,946
And I was talking about Dave.
291
00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:57,037
Yeah, I-I got it.
292
00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:58,952
You know what? I need a drink.
- Give me this, Dave.
- What?
293
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,562
Yeah.
294
00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:03,565
Mm. Mm! What the hell?
295
00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:05,088
You know, it was too Scotch-y,
296
00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:07,917
so I added Mountain Dew
to the bottle.
297
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:15,055
[chuckles] Yo, that was
our best practice yet.
298
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:17,579
- But I still didn't hit the ball.
- Yeah,
299
00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:19,494
but you know what?
Every time you swung,
300
00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:21,888
you stayed on your feet.
301
00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:24,629
Oh, my God,
I'm gonna go tell Mom.
302
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,022
I'm an athlete!
303
00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:28,068
Yeah.
304
00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:31,462
Team is looking pretty good.
We should celebrate.
305
00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:33,595
Yeah. Well,
looks like we got some...
306
00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,684
hard seltzer
and some vegan jerky.
307
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,382
Ooh, yes and, uh, yes again.
308
00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:42,996
Well, Ariel brought this
nasty stuff over, but, uh...
309
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:45,520
I guess one man's trash
is another man's trash.
310
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:48,697
Hey, how's it going with her?
And you better say great,
311
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,786
because her kid
is the key to us winning.
312
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,006
Well, to be honest, fellas,
Ariel and I
313
00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:56,792
have a ton of physical chemistry
but, uh, not much else.
314
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,272
I think I might have
to break up with her.
315
00:13:58,446 --> 00:14:00,187
N-No, no.
316
00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:02,624
Uh...
317
00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:04,191
Malcolm, y-you need
to make that work.
318
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:05,975
At least until playoffs.
319
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:09,457
Uh, Dave, that
is months away.
320
00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,633
I-I'm not sure this relationship
- is gonna last that long.
- Well, look,
321
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:13,287
you're gonna have
to suck it up,
322
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:15,855
because if you
break up with her,
323
00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:17,508
she is gonna pull her son
from the team,
324
00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:20,424
and, Malcolm,
Grover needs a win.
325
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:23,427
Whoa, Dave,
326
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:24,820
it sounds like you need a win.
327
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:27,170
Well, can't it be both?
328
00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:31,522
Okay, man, I...
I guess I can make it work.
329
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:33,437
What?
330
00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:36,179
Malcolm, you're not seriously
considering using a woman
331
00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:38,486
so that a youth baseball team
can win a trophy?
332
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:41,445
Okay. You know, look,
I'm just trying to save Grover
333
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:42,882
from a lifetime of therapy.
334
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:46,755
And "using"
is such an ugly word.
335
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,496
Okay. Well, as someone
336
00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:49,410
who has been to therapy...
Mind your business.
337
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,022
I got some other words
for what's happening here.
338
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:54,589
How about manipulating?
339
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:56,460
Deceiving?
340
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:57,897
Exploiting!
341
00:14:58,071 --> 00:14:59,246
All right.
You know what, Marty?
342
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:00,508
I've got a couple words
for you, too.
343
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:01,683
How about "stay out of it"?!
344
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:08,081
All right. Let's see
- what you got next.
- Okay.
345
00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:10,126
Mm, mm. Mmm.
346
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,346
Okay.
347
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:13,956
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm?
348
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:15,915
Chocolate-covered strawberries.
349
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,092
Wow.
350
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,007
You are killing this
blindfold fruit challenge.
351
00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:23,444
- Mmm.
- Now let's see
352
00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:25,446
- if you know what this is.
- Okay.
353
00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:30,581
Mmm. Mmm, yeah, that-that...
That tastes like round two.
354
00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:32,540
Yeah. Uh...
355
00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:34,585
Maybe this time
356
00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:35,978
- we can take it to the bedroom.
- Oh.
357
00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:37,240
I like that.
358
00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:39,851
- Aah.
- Oh. Uh, let me
get those for you.
359
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,375
Yeah.
360
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,203
You know, I got to say,
361
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:44,769
this is a lot more fun
362
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,858
than the last time
I was in handcuffs.
363
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,557
I thought you said
this was your first time.
364
00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:50,950
Oh.
365
00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:53,996
Yeah, I, uh,
got arrested at a protest.
366
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,998
Oh.[chuckles]:
Yeah.
367
00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:57,826
I've been to one of those.
368
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,002
Wait. Oh, really?
- Which one did you go to?
- Mm-hmm.
369
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:04,180
W-Was it BLM, climate change
or, uh, universal health care?
370
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:06,922
I can't remember,
371
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:08,619
but it was lit!
372
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,795
I mean,
373
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,928
I get the best pictures
374
00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:15,191
just walking through
the tear gas.
375
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:19,674
It's like the police gave us
the perfect filter.
376
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:21,850
I even got 5,000
more followers
377
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,504
after that photo shoot.
378
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:26,159
Do you mean "protest"?
379
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:27,987
Yeah, sure. Whatever.
380
00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:32,513
Uh...
381
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:35,124
Damn it,
I can't do this no more.
382
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:36,952
Relax, honey.
383
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:39,346
I found the key.
384
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,348
No. No. Ariel, I'm...
385
00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,132
I'm talking about us.
386
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:44,742
I, uh...
387
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:46,701
Look, I appreciate you
in so many ways.
388
00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:50,052
:
You know? I mean, so many ways.
389
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:52,272
In ways I didn't even think
was possible.
390
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:53,664
Oh. [laughs][laughs]:
You know? 'Cause we...
391
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:57,277
And... Damn it. We...
392
00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:59,888
We just don't have
enough in common.
393
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,716
You know?
394
00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:03,152
I mean, I'm much more
of a private person,
395
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:06,416
and you... you live your life
on social media.
396
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:08,462
We just...
397
00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:10,942
We on a different vibe.
398
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:13,771
To be honest...
399
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:16,296
I feel the same way.
400
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:20,126
It's just that you're
so great with Eli,
401
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,606
and I didn't want
to ruin it for him.
402
00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:24,304
Wait, seriously?
403
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,001
You know, I was worried
that if we broke up,
404
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:27,568
you would pull him off the team.
405
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,222
No way.
406
00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:32,616
You and baseball
have been so amazing for him.
407
00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:36,272
I was only hanging in there
because I thought you'd cut him.
408
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,233
Well, looks like we finally
found something in common.
409
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:43,540
Friends?
410
00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:45,238
Oh.
411
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:47,457
Friends.
412
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:54,290
Tina? What are
you doing here?
413
00:17:54,464 --> 00:17:56,510
All right,
Calvin, you were right.
414
00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:58,729
I couldn't handle both jobs.
415
00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:00,688
I just didn't want to admit it.
416
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,864
So, I'm-a give up
Tina-licious Cakes
417
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:04,387
and come back to the shop.
418
00:18:04,561 --> 00:18:06,433
And I promise to be
fully committed this time.
419
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,696
Wait.
420
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:11,655
You gonna give up after all
that you put into your business?
421
00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:14,310
Well, when it was
just you and the boys,
422
00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:16,312
baking brought me
so much happiness,
423
00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:19,141
but with Tina-licious Cakes,
there's just too much pressure.
424
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:20,969
Hmm.
425
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,014
So, you just punking out?
426
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,929
Who you calling a punk?
427
00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:28,237
Don't make me
go Compton up in here.
428
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,763
Come on, Tina. Just admit that
you're afraid you're gonna fail.
429
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:34,852
I'm not afraid of anything.
430
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:38,378
It's just terrifying
to think about that.
431
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:40,336
Look,
432
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:44,253
Calvin, 50% of new businesses
fail after five years.
433
00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:45,689
That's true.
434
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,865
But you helped
launch this one,
435
00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:49,867
and look at us now.
436
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,956
With your smarts
and talent,
437
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,350
any business
that you focus on
438
00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:57,005
and put your all into
is gonna be great.
439
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,398
You really think so?
440
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,356
I know so.
441
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,099
You know what? I'll
hire a shop manager.
442
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:07,755
And you just keep focusing
on building your empire.
443
00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,365
And soon, one day,
444
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,759
you can buy yourself
that damn Birkin bag.
445
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,805
Lord knows I'm
not buying it.
446
00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:16,590
Stop.
447
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:18,026
I mean, you can
get me a new bottle
448
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,158
- of Scotch, though.
- Oh, I'm not buying.
449
00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:21,464
Oh, my God.
450
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:23,727
What have you
- done to my car?
- Uh,
451
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:25,164
look, ma'am, I'm sorry.
452
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:26,948
I didn't get a chance
to call you,
453
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:29,690
but this is our mistake,
and we'll take care of it.
454
00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:31,126
A mistake?
455
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,737
It's like you put wheels
on a rainbow!
456
00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:36,349
So, you like it?
457
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:39,047
Wouldn't you want
to drive a rainbow?
458
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,919
Okay. Uh, well, my pleasure.
459
00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:43,486
Yeah.
460
00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:46,402
I hate to say this.
461
00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:48,404
I might regret saying this.
462
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:53,322
:
But I have to say this.
463
00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:55,324
You're welcome.
464
00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:03,985
Hey, Tina? I got
a surprise for you.
465
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:06,205
I'm too tired to check
under your hood tonight, Calvin.
466
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:09,643
Look, I promise
you're gonna love it.
467
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:11,471
Now, it's no Birkin bag,
468
00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:13,124
but...
469
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:17,999
Oh! Oh! Oh, my God!
470
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:21,394
A car with my face on it?!
471
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:24,223
Oh!
472
00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:26,573
A Birkin could never!
473
00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:27,748
Oh!
474
00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:29,358
Thank you, Calvin.
475
00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:31,447
I just wanted to show you
476
00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:33,797
that I believe in you
and your business.
477
00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:35,364
You are the sweetest.
478
00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:39,847
Now, why don't you lock up
479
00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:43,459
so I can unwrap you.
480
00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:45,374
Mm.
481
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:49,683
Uh, Joe?
482
00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:51,293
Time to get on up
out of here, man.
483
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:52,642
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