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Hey. Hey, Dave.
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Can you grab me a wrench, man?
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Yeah, sure.
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Gotcha!
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Good job, Grover.
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Okay, you know what, son?
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This is a teachable moment.
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Never prank the person
who pays your allowance.
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Yeah, that's why
I won't prank Mom.
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Man, I love Halloween.
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It's like Christmas,
but instead of giving out gifts,
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I give out nightmares.
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Hey, y'all.
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Oh, hey, Dave.
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Are you taking Grover
trick-or-treating?
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Nah, he's going to
a friend's Halloween party.
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Apparently, the kid's too cool
for me now.
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I saw that one coming.
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Yeah, you lasted longer
than we thought, Dave.
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Oh. Uh-oh.
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Dad, I think there's a scratch
on your truck.
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What?
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Where?
Yeah, ri-right here.
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Can't you see?
It's right there.
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Want to float?
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It's okay, guys.
It's just Malcolm.
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Oh, Pop,
you didn't even flinch.
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And this mask was not cheap.
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Yeah, well, your prank was.
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Guys.
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I've been pranking people
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in this neighborhood
for over 30 years,
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and no one has gotten me yet.
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I'm the reason Freddy Krueger
moved to Elm Street.
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This yard is filled
with the bodies
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of those that
tried to scare me before.
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Oh, please, Pop.
I would not go that far.
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Don't leave me!
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Come for the king,
you best not miss!
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Oh, okay. You're
in a good mood.
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Let me guess,
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you scared the hell out of
someone this morning?
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I got Miss Kim real good.
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You know, it turns out
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she runs pretty fast
without that walker.
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No.
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Calvin, you are wrong
for that, baby.
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That was terrible.
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I'm-a go over to Gemma's
and pick out a costume.
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I'll be back later
to give you some candy.
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Mmm, mmm.
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Ooh.
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Did you turn the AC on?
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I just got the chills.
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No. That's all me, baby.
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All right.
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Ooh. Ooh.
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I do feel a little draft
in here, though.
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Tina?
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What was that?
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Anyone here?
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Oh, all right. I see.
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Trying to scare me
with the ole Chucky footsteps.
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Yeah, come on out.
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Malcolm? Marty?
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Oh. Well, I guess no one's here,
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so I'll just go
back to the kitchen.
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Okay. Okay.
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I see somebody's learning
from the OG.
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A'ight.
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A little girl, really?
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Nice try,
but I was there
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when your mama gave birth
to you.
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It's gonna take a lot more
than that to scare me.
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Okay, we've got
all the classics:
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sexy vampire,
sexy nurse,
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sexy maid. Ooh.
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Ooh, save the sexy maid
for later.
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My room is dirty.
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Honey, we have company.
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It's fine.
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I know you two are freaks.
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Oh, look,
my old cheerleading uniform.
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Go Cobras!
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I used to roll the skirt up,
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so when I walked away,
you'd see my...
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Yeah, you're right.
I'm a freak.
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:
All right. Well,
you guys have fun.
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I'm gonna go find a new space
for Webster here.
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You know, he was traumatized
this morning
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when I faced him
towards Miss Kim's yard.
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Okay. So, uh,
what do you think?
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Sister Mary Cleavage?
Mm.
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Or Satan's little helper?
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Ooh, I'll take the Devil.
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Is it hot in here,
or is it just me?
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Shh...
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You know it's me.
Yeah, it's you.
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Calvin?
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You home?
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Yeah. Hey, Dave.
What's going on?
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Left your wrench out front.
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Ah, yeah. Thank you.
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Ooh, while I'm here,
I was wondering,
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are you planning on
pranking me tonight?
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Because, you know,
I'm a little skittish already,
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and, look,
if you're gonna do it,
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can you just do it to me now?
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That's not how pranks work, Dave.
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What was that?
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Was-was that the prank?
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Calvin, 'cause I told you,
I am skittish.
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Nah,
that's just Marty and Malcolm
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trying to pull a prank on me.
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And it's so lame,
it's a shame.
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Okay, Calvin, uh...
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This all sounds pretty real
to me.
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No, Dave, I'll show you.
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They just got a fan
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and-and a speaker hidden in here somewhere.
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You'll never find me.
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And we don't want to.
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Aha!
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Found it.
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Man, you know what?
You would think,
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with me being their father, genetically
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they would be better than this.
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Hmm.
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And just like that
we unplug ghost girl.
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So disappointing, guys.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Busted. You can't
dethrone the king.
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Do you want to play?
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I know I unplugged that speaker,
right, Dave?
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Dave?
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I can't believe these fools are
trying to come for the king.
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Now, I know my boys did it.
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I may not know how they did it,
but I know they did it.
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Or... your house is actually
haunted by a creepy little girl.
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:
Be quiet, okay?
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We're about to get
the drop on them.
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And because I'm the landlord,
I got the key.
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Mm-hmm.
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What the hell?
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Okay, all right.
Well, to be fair,
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we didn't knock.
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Pop, is that you?
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Yeah. I wish it wasn't.
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Dad, Dad, we can talk
about boundaries later.
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Right now, we need your help.
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Why are you guys wearing
this ridiculous costume?
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We're going to
a costume party later,
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so we figured we'd
try it on first.
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And I told Marty
it was stupid,
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and the stupid zipper
got stuck.
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Yeah, well, then Malcolm
started freaking out,
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and I'm downwind from Malcolm,
so then I stated freaking out.
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Okay, all right, all right.
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Let me see what I can do.
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Very clever, fellas.
I see what you're doing.
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You got you a alibi.
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But I know that you're the ones
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that's behind this
creepy little girl stuff,
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and I'm gonna prove it.
You got to remember,
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I'm the prank king.
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What are you talking about,
Pop?
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We've been stuck in here
for an hour.
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Man, this thing
really won't budge.
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Ah! Hurry!
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I know camels can hold
their pee, but I can't!
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Ah! I'm not gonna make it!
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I'm not gonna make it!
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Huh.
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If you two can't get
out of a camel suit,
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then I know y'all not
behind the ghost girl.
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The question is,
who is?
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We already tried pranking you
this morning, Pop,
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and that did not work.
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Well, I'm gonna find out
who's behind this thing.
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Trust me.
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It can't be Tina.
No. No...
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Maybe it's Miss Kim.
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Nope. No. She's only
got one good hip.
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Well, I'm gonna figure out
why I agreed to go as a camel
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instead of Dumb and Dumber
like I wanted to.
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It's Halloween, son.
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You can't go as yourselves.
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You served it up too easy.
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Ooh, girl. Look at you.
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You should save
that outfit
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for when Dave is mad at you.
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Oh, and I would happily spend
a night in hell with you.
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Oh, hey, guys.
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What do you think
of our costumes?
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Um...
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I mean, uh, no offense...
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"No offense" is always followed
by something truly offensive,
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but go on.
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Should you be dressed that way?
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I mean, you-you're...
you're moms.
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And you have been
for, like...
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a while.
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So, what do moms dress like?
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Well, Uggs, messy hair,
sweatpants with holes in them.
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Yeah, uh...
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Chipped nail polish,
a T-shirt that says,
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"Everything happens
for a Riesling."
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Okay. It's time for
you haters to leave.
Yep. Beat it.
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Get out.
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Tina, I never thought
I'd say this,
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but do you think we're too old
for Sexy Halloween?
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You know, normally, I would
scratch your eyeballs out
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for saying that...
Mm-hmm.
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...but this corset
is killing me.
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Please, just give me
a pair of sweatpants. Okay.
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For Halloween, I'm going
as a lady that gave up.
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You know, Calvin, that's
your third cup of coffee.
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You're damn right it is.
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Because I'm staying up
all night until I figure out
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who's trying to take
my prank crown from me.
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Okay. You know...
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Calvin, is it really
that hard to believe
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that a little ghost girl wants
to play with you?
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You know what, Dave,
you're off the case. Go home.
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Dave! Look!
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Oh, my God.
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Is that a tamale?
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No. I think it's a doll.
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Stop!
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Don't touch that.
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Wait, uh, Miss Kim,
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you-you know
who that thing belongs to?
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Oh, yes. And I'd hoped
I'd never have to see her again.
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See who?
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:
Emily.
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Who's... Emily?
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The little girl that haunts
this neighborhood.
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Wait a minute.
I've lived here for 30 years.
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I've never heard of this Emily.
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Have you been drinking again?
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Yes, but mind your business.
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Emily lived in this neighborhood
over a century ago.
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Oh, that Emily.
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I heard about her on NPR.
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The story goes that
she went missing on Halloween,
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and now every time there's
a harvest moon on October 31,
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she returns
in search of a playmate.
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That's right, Dave.
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The last time Emily was here,
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she picked little Willy Hopkins
to be her next playmate
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and almost dragged him
back to the underworld.
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The whole neighborhood had to
perform a ritual to free Willy.
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You know what, Calvin?
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I bet that's the little girl
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00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:19,807
that's been running
around your house.
258
00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:21,809
She's been in your house?
259
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,411
Ooh, that's not good.
260
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,379
Why?
261
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,915
Because that means
that she's chosen you
262
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,582
to be her next playmate.
263
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:31,952
So pack your bags
and include
264
00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,921
some short sleeves,
'cause where you're headed,
265
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,256
it's gonna be hot.
266
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,657
All right,
you know what, I'm done.
267
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,526
I'm not listening
to this nonsense.
268
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,594
Don't you have
a gentleman to grope?
269
00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:44,932
As a matter of fact, I do.
270
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:47,734
So if you don't want to know
how to get rid of her,
271
00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:49,469
it's your funeral.
272
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,538
I'll see you later.
273
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,841
Or maybe I won't.
274
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,312
That's exactly what you get
275
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:02,015
when you mix bourbon
with blood pressure pills.
276
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:04,952
Whoa.
277
00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,854
Where's that little ugly doll?
278
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,856
I bet Emily took it.
279
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:09,990
Calvin,
you better be careful.
280
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:12,559
Look, Dave, I'm fine.
All right?
281
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:15,695
This is just all
a bad Halloween prank.
282
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,665
Come play with me.
283
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:26,706
Uh, Calvin,
that ball had blood on it.
284
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,308
Aw, hell no.
285
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:29,376
Miss Kim!
286
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,683
Still depressed about
our insensitive children's
287
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,886
casually cruel comments?
288
00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:40,687
Yeah. We gave them life,
289
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,990
and now they're
hating on ours.
Mm-hmm.
290
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:45,893
You want a mini Kit Kat?
291
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,160
No.
292
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,729
I want four 'cause that
makes a whole Kit Kat.
293
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,068
Leave us alone!
294
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:57,604
Yeah, we're trying to eat
our feelings!
295
00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,073
Trick or treat!
296
00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:02,910
Aw.
Aw. Gemma. What we got?
297
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,611
Well, we are out of candy,
298
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:07,014
but how about a scented candle,
299
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,682
spare car key,
and some Clorox wipes?
300
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,619
Say thank you, Joey.
301
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:13,753
No.
302
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:17,790
I am so sorry.
303
00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:19,226
He is in a mood tonight.
304
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:20,793
Don't worry about it.
305
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,662
By the way,
you look great, girl.
306
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,097
Yeah.
You are one wicked witch.
307
00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:25,298
Mm-hmm.
Thank you!
308
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:28,135
You know, earlier my son told me
my costume was embarrassing.
309
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:31,704
But I wore it anyway,
'cause I am a grown-ass woman.
310
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:34,607
Yas! I heard that.
311
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:35,642
You know what?
312
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:38,946
I have one mini Kit Kat left,
and it's all yours.
313
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,347
Happy Halloween to me. Yeah.
314
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,683
Aw, I liked her.
315
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,352
Yeah. You know what?
316
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,853
She wasn't a wicked witch.
317
00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,956
She was our fairy godmother
318
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:51,324
here to remind us
that we still got it.
319
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:54,962
Yeah. Bibbidi-bobbidi-
forget-our-kids-boo.
320
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,332
And forget the sweatpants, too.
321
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,972
Whoa. You guys look amazing. Hey.
322
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:06,339
Mm-hmm?
Little overdressed
for a séance,
323
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:09,042
but amazing.
324
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,177
Mama!
325
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:11,811
We talked about this.
326
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:14,047
It's because you're a mom.
327
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:17,784
We did,
and I don't care.
328
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:22,689
That's right.
As moms, we decide
329
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,191
when we're too old
for something.
330
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,359
Now, let's get
this tea party started.
331
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,261
All right.
332
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,697
Gather 'round, everyone.
333
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,032
It's time, Calvin!
334
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:36,169
All right. I'm ready.
335
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:38,838
Whoa, Tina.
336
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,007
:
Ooh!
337
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:42,042
Talk about the Devil
making you do it.
338
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,278
Mmm! Well, if you get
339
00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:47,114
that creepy little
girl out of my house,
340
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,016
I will possess you
all night long.
341
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:50,383
Focus, you two.
342
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,022
Make sure you keep that on
343
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:57,090
after this little
séance thing. Okay.
344
00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:59,492
Are all these people
really necessary?
345
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:03,363
Yes, Calvin, we all have to
be here for it to work.
346
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:06,399
Now, sit.
347
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,868
It's the witching hour.
348
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:16,509
I have to summon her.
349
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:19,046
Calvin, repeat after me.
350
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:21,348
:
Emily...
351
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:25,952
it's time to play.
352
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:30,457
:
Emily...
353
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:34,827
it's time to play.
354
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:37,897
Oh.
355
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,132
Whoa.
356
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:47,074
Emily? Is that you?
357
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,575
It's me, Dave.
358
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,078
We met earlier.
359
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,346
Uh, you-you have
a very nice laugh.
360
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:55,082
Seriously, Dave? Come on, man.
361
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:56,383
Calvin, I'm a people person, okay?
362
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:57,617
Dead or alive.
363
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:04,124
Emily? It's safe
to show yourself.
364
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:06,259
You don't have to hide.
365
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:07,927
You're among friends.
366
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,296
Uh, yeah.
367
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,631
How about some double Dutch?
368
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,400
Tina and I will
play with you.
369
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:14,401
Uh-uh, girl.
370
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:15,535
Don't put me in that.
371
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:20,640
Invite Emily to have some tea.
372
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:26,646
Emily, would you want some tea?
373
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:33,220
I'd love some tea, Calvin.
374
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:36,723
H-How did you know my name?
375
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,591
She's a ghost, Pop.
376
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,593
She probably know
your credit score, too.
377
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:44,597
Eat a cookie.
I made them myself.
378
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,233
I-I don't see any cookies.
379
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,235
I said eat a cookie!
380
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:51,271
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Those cookies.
381
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,642
Mmm.
382
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,410
Delicious.
383
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,748
Well, you know,
look at the time.
384
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,383
You know, it's Halloween,
385
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,752
so I'm sure you got
a lot of other ghost,
386
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:08,155
ghoulie, creepy stuff to do.
387
00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:11,191
So, uh, just go ahead and enjoy
the rest of your death, okay?
388
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,726
You're coming to my world
389
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,730
where we can play together forever.
390
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,834
That's gonna be a hard no
from me. Okay.
391
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,803
:
Come with me!
392
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,508
Get this little devil baby
off me!
393
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:29,842
Oh, I can't... Ah!
394
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:31,811
I ain't been to the Bahamas yet!
395
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:38,651
Gotcha!
396
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:40,720
What?
397
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,189
Oh, we got him!
398
00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:43,223
What's going...
Yes!
399
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:45,192
It was a prank, Dad.
400
00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:46,626
Yeah.
We finally got you.
401
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,428
Yeah, we did.
Wait a minute.
402
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,829
You all were in on this?
403
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,731
Yeah. You had it coming.
404
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,700
Remember when you put
that stink bomb in my mailbag?
405
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,469
Yeah. And then when you put
that Krazy Glue on my blunt.
406
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,238
I was talking like this
for two days.
407
00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,507
And, baby,
it wasn't even Halloween.
408
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:05,345
I mean, you can't limit all this
talent to just one day a year.
409
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:06,813
But wait a minute.
410
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,548
How did y'all do
the creepy little girl?
411
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,750
Oh, Emily was a hologram
me and my buddies worked on
412
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:11,918
at JPL.
413
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,786
We did everything
with remote controls,
414
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,788
projection audio,
and a fog machine.
415
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,724
And I got all the sound effects
off the Internet.
416
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:18,925
Well, except for one.
417
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:21,828
Too soon?
418
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,332
Baby, we were all in on it.
419
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:26,566
Don't be mad at us.
420
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,701
I'm not mad.
: I mean...
421
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:30,403
it took a whole neighborhood
422
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:33,473
and a team of engineers
just to trick me.
423
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,442
Besides,
I wasn't even really scared.
424
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:36,909
What?
425
00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:38,445
Yeah, come on, Pop.
426
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:39,846
You were terrified.
427
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,948
No, I was not.
You know what I mean?
428
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:44,851
The only reason that
I had tears coming out my eyes,
429
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,686
because that doll's hair
got in there,
430
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:49,356
and I'm allergic
to the synthetic...
431
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,095
Yesterday was so much fun.
432
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:58,731
You know what, I'm glad
you all enjoyed yourselves.
433
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,834
You edit the video yet, Marty?
434
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,069
Yeah. Almost done.
435
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:05,104
Just adding some close-up's
of Dad's tears.
436
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:08,775
You know what?
437
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,777
I got everybody
a little something
438
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:13,246
to congratulate you
on finally pranking me.
439
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:16,182
So, uh, here.
Go ahead and open it.
440
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,117
Ooh, I love mixed nuts.
441
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,719
What?
442
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,020
Do not open that.
443
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,188
It's the oldest trick
in the book, man.
444
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,925
:
You got me.
445
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,963
Eh, I guess I'm losing my touch.
446
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:32,499
It's okay. It's all right.
447
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:34,166
Hey, Malcolm, uh,
turn the game on.
448
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,336
Oh, that's right.
: Yep.
449
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,339
What y'all doing?
450
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:48,047
Yes!
451
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,782
I'm still the king!
452
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,421
So, you're gonna fix
my transmission, right?
453
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:56,022
Uh, nah.
454
00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:58,425
That was also
a part of the prank.
455
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:06,198
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456
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