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Hey!
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Hey, Victor.
What are you doing?
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What's it look like I'm doing?
I'm showering.
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Yes, I can see that.
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But I really don't think
you should be taking advantage
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of Calvin's property like this.
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It's... it's not right.
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Well,
I'm on Calvin's property,
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but I'm using your water.
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Does that make you feel
any better?
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No, it does not make
me feel any better.
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Victor.
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I know you're not taking
a shower in my yard.
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He sure is,
but you know what,
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if it makes you feel any better,
he's using my water.
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It would make me feel better
if he was wearing pants.
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Let me get my paper, man.
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Oh, hey, hey, man.
That's my towel.
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And that's my loofah,
but you can keep that.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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- Oh, what?
- Yeah, and then he had the nerve
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to ask me for a towel.
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Man, ever since Crackhead
Victor lost his house,
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he has taken his antics
to a whole new level.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, if only there was a...
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a strong Black man
who could talk to him.
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You know,
someone in the neighborhood
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who everyone looks up to,
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and who just loves getting
in other people's business.
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Nope, nope,
not gonna happen.
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Every time I try to help him,
I always get burned.
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Last time,
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he stole the seats
out my truck.
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Had to drive to work
in a lawn chair.
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Come on, Dave.
We out of here.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Keisha!
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Hey, Uncle Que.
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Yo, I heard Keisha just broke
up with Big Time Slim.
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Okay, I have always had
a crush on her.
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And now that we're
a little bit older,
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it's finally time
for me to shoot my shot.
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Listen, save your marshmallow
bullets, Cupid.
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- Right.
- You're not exactly
Keisha's type, bro.
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Yeah, man, she likes rappers.
You know, thugs.
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Dudes with tattoos
and swag.
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You know, basically
everything opposite of you.
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Yeah.
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Trust me,
I'll get my chance.
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And when I do,
I'll be ready.
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:
Okay.
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Bye, Uncle Que.
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Thanks, Marty.
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Top of the morning to ya!
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Oh.
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Well, this has gone too far.
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So, Gemma, what's got
your husband's tight khakis
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in a bunch?
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We just found Victor
napping in our car.
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What?
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Yeah, he says
the pine smell helps
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with his allergies.
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Aw... Calvin, honey.
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I think it's time for you
to talk to Victor again.
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No, babe.
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I've been down that road
with him too many times.
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It's a dead end.
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Calvin,
you watched Victor grow up.
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He was like a nephew to you.
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Wow, I didn't know you
and Victor were that close.
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Oh, are you kidding me?
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Calvin loved Victor so much,
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that when Victor wanted
to become a barber,
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Calvin let him practice
on his hair.
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And it was that love
that saved his behind
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when he pressed and curled
my hair like Al Sharpton.
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Wait, so you guys knew Victor
before he started using?
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Yeah.
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He got hooked after he was
deployed to Afghanistan.
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Oh, what a shame.
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He risked his life
for our country,
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and then he ended up
on the streets.
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You know, the VA has a rehab
program to help veterans.
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I could probably get him
some help.
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Yeah, you know what,
look, I can handle Victor.
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Calvin, you've
done enough.
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I once helped
my college roommate kick NoDoz.
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Calvin, please go save my man.
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Okay, Dave.
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Now listen,
in order to help Victor,
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- first we got to catch him.
- Mm-hmm.
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And when he's using,
he gets super skittish
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when he feels threatened, so...
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we got to treat him
like a wild bear in a mosh pit.
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Calvin, I got this.
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People don't call me
Speedy Johnson for nothing.
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Nobody calls you Speedy Johnson.
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Everybody calls me
Speedy Johnson.
Oh, my...
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Okay, here comes Victor.
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Remember what I said.
Don't move.
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Hey, Victor.
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Uh...
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can I talk to you
for a second?
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Go! Go, go, Speedy!
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Victor, get back here!
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No, Victor, no.
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Victor!
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Yeah, I wouldn't do that
if I were you.
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I got him.
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- Nice haircut, man.
- Thanks.
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What just happened?
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Crack, Dave. Crack happened.
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All right, come on.
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Mmm, you know what
this cupcake needs?
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A paying customer?
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Sorry.
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I'm just always hungry
all the time.
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I'm eating for two.
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Yeah, well, right now
you're eating for free.
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Oh, I'm so happy
you're both here.
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I'm looking for
some fashion advice
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from some cool, hip women.
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- Oh, thank you, baby.
- OH, that's so sweet.
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Yeah,
but since I couldn't find any,
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I thought I'd come
to you two.
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Talk fast, boy.
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Okay, okay. Uh...
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It's time for me to go
in a new direction,
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clothes-wise.
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I love any kind of makeover.
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Makeup, clothes, bathrooms.
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I live for a reveal.
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Okay, well,
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are you up-to-date on
the latest street fashion?
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I'm gonna have to do
some light Instagram stalking,
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but I am sure
- I can figure it out.
- Okay.
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Well, since I've got
these cupcake orders to fill,
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I'm gonna leave my baby
in your hands.
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Oh, hell nah!
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First, you eat up
all my cupcakes,
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and then you turn my son
into one of the Migos.
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Nailed it!
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Gemma got your boy nice.
No cap, Tina.
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You call me Tina again,
I'm-a cap that ass.
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- I'm sorry, Mama.
- Yeah.
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Since we can't outrun him,
we got to outthink him.
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All right?
Give me your sunglasses,
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your phone and your wallet.
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Okay, come on.
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All right.
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There.
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The crackhead trap is set.
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Okay, here he comes,
here he comes.
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Hide, hide.
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Gotcha.
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All right,
let me out of here, man.
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All right,
look, Victor,
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all we want to do
is talk, man.
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Okay, come on, Victor.
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I can always get another lamp.
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No, no, no! No!
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Not my Ed Sheeran
autographed ukulele.
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Victor, listen to me, man.
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You better get off that table.
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You can't tell me what to do!
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I'm a grown man!
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What's going on?
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Why is Victor on my table?
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Boy, if you don't get down...
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I'm gonna give you everything
your butt signed up for.
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Yes, ma'am.
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I'm talking about everything
your butt signed up for.
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Man, when are they
gonna get here?
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I'm ready to get
this intervention on.
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Trey, why are you so excited
about Victor's intervention?
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Because for the first time,
I'm on the other side, player.
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:
Oh, yerp.
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What up, yo?
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Sorry, man.
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The barbershop is closed.
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Malcolm, it's me, Marty.
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I know it's you, Marty.
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I'm pretending I don't know you.
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Man, go home and change!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Don't hate, man.
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I have the look of the Migos
with the attitude of Ice Cube.
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You look like a wide receiver
on draft day.
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What is this all about, Marty?
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Hey, man, just...
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Never mind.
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Marty?
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Is that you?
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Yeah, fo sho, baby.
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Fo sho.
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But the streets call me Big Mar.
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This is a way different look
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than what you were sporting earlier.
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Uh, yeah,
that-that's because
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you caught me
in my court outfit.
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You see...
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:
a bad man got caught
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for doing bad men things.
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It's like watching Al Roker
try to Crip Walk.
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Yeah, you need to get
with a real G like me,
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because I move in silence.
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Like the "G"
in "lasagna."
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So, can a bad man
walk a girl home?
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Fo sho.
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Like the song says,
"Today was a good day."
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Where is it?
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Well, Victor, I lied to you.
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There is no cotton candy.
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I knew it.
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Okay, come on, man.
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Look, I had to get you
to your intervention somehow.
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Victor, we know what
you've been through.
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This is a chance for you to
tell all of us how you feel.
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You don't care how I feel.
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When y'all look at me,
all you see is Crackhead Victor.
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You know what,
that's it, guys.
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First, we got to stop
calling him Crackhead Victor.
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All right?
Addiction is an illness.
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It's not who he is.
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Look, Vic.
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I know you feel like
no one understands you.
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That's exactly how I felt
when I came home from Iraq.
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Hold up,
you're a veteran, too?
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Yeah.
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So I know firsthand
how hard it can be
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to adjust to civilian life.
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Look, PTSD, it affects
all of us differently,
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but you got to know,
you're not alone.
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Nobody asked anyone
to worry about me.
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Yet here we all are.
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Dave, tell him the plan.
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All right, well,
look, it wasn't easy.
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I made a ton of calls,
and all the rehab beds
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were taken in the neighboring
VA hospitals.
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But I was able
to find you a bed
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an hour away
in Loma Linda,
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if... if you're ready.
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Look, man, we've all been
working really hard
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to get you back
to the old Victor.
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Newsflash, Calvin.
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The old Victor's gone.
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I left him
back in Afghanistan.
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I came back to nothing
but pain.
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My parents died.
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I lost my friends.
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I lost myself.
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The only thing that can help me
with that pain:
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drugs.
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Hey, Victor, look,
all my pops is trying to say...
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I know what he's trying to say.
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00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,790
But I ain't trying to hear it
right now.
258
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,879
Victor, I swear, if you
walk out that door,
259
00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:47,010
I'm done with you.
260
00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:52,973
Victor.
261
00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:54,801
Come on.
262
00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:08,118
Ooh...
263
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:10,033
That movie went hard, right?
264
00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:12,035
Yeah. Yeah.
265
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,907
You know, I give it
two guns up.
266
00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,996
Pow, pow.
267
00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:20,043
You know,
when we were younger,
268
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:22,002
I always thought you were cute.
269
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:25,527
Just a little too nice and soft,
if you know what I mean.
270
00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:27,529
Oh, yeah. I hear you.
I hear you.
271
00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:30,750
But, you know, maybe
sometimes being nice and soft
272
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,708
isn't so bad.
273
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,101
Maybe.
274
00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:36,538
But I like roughnecks
like you.
275
00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:37,974
:
Oh... Yeah, yeah.
276
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:40,455
:
That tickles.
277
00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:44,024
Tell me, Big Mar.
278
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:46,809
What's the baddest thing
you've ever done?
279
00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:49,029
Oh, uh...
280
00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:52,772
Hmm...
281
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:54,861
I mean...
282
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:56,906
One time,
283
00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:59,779
I took spare change and threw it
in a sacred well.
284
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,826
Oh. "Spare Change" is
a rapper's name, right?
285
00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:05,785
Yes. Yeah, yeah.
286
00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:07,961
Uh, yeah, yeah, let me
straighten it out for you, baby.
287
00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:10,615
Okay. So, Lil Spare Change was
a wannabe rapper.
288
00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:13,880
I took him and DJ Dollar Bill
and threw them in that well.
289
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:16,186
You feel me?
290
00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:18,972
I feel you, Big Mar. Ooh.
291
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:21,191
I feel you.
292
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:24,107
Errbody do, baby.
293
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:26,980
Errbody.
294
00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:32,289
Hey, hey,
what you ladies up to?
295
00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:35,989
Oh, just looking through old
photos of the neighborhood.
296
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:39,296
You know, people,
places, Victor.
297
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,037
Oh, no.
298
00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:43,039
Look, I've done
everything I can.
299
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:45,650
Even Dave tried.
You-you were there.
300
00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:47,696
He almost lost his baby guitar.
301
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:51,004
I hear what you're saying,
but, aw...
302
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:54,181
look at this old picture
of Victor and Calvin.
303
00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:57,184
Aw, Victor looks
so good there.
304
00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:58,707
Ah.
Aw.
305
00:13:58,838 --> 00:13:59,882
You remember that day?
306
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,886
Yeah. Of course.
307
00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:05,105
This was Victor's senior prom.
308
00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:07,107
He didn't have money
for a limo,
309
00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:11,024
so I rented a tux and
chauffeured him and his date.
310
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:12,982
That's so sweet of you.
311
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:15,028
Yeah. After that,
Victor signed up for the Army.
312
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,421
You were so proud of him.
313
00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:20,076
Yeah.
314
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:21,034
I was.
315
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,385
Ooh,
let me get my bat.
316
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,126
Oh, it's just Victor.
317
00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:28,868
Oh, well, shouldn't
you turn your alarm off?
318
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:30,304
No, he's got the code.
319
00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:32,045
He'll leave once
his sinuses clear up.
320
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,223
Okay, I, um...
321
00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:38,094
I need you to do me
a favor, baby.
322
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:39,095
I need you to take these
to Victor.
323
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:41,010
Oh, no. Come on, Tina.
324
00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:42,925
No, no.
325
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,361
I've done all I could do
for this guy.
326
00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:46,233
I'm not going back out there.
Forget about it.
327
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:48,148
Come on, baby. If you do it,
328
00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:50,237
I'll act like it's your birthday tonight.
329
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:57,418
O-Okay.
330
00:14:57,548 --> 00:15:00,203
But I still get
my real birthday, too, right?
331
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,553
Oh, most definitely.
332
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,340
Victor.
333
00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:08,908
Come on, man. Open up.
334
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:11,084
Mmm.
335
00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:13,216
Pine. That does smell nice.
336
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:17,090
Look, Tina wanted me
to give you this.
337
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:18,526
I'm out.
338
00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:20,963
Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait.
339
00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:22,530
What's-what's this?
340
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,924
I don't know.
Tina must've put it in your bag.
341
00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:27,404
Yeah, I remember this.
342
00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:29,058
My dad's lawn mower
had broken down,
343
00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:30,190
and instead of taking it
to the repair shop,
344
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,582
you taught me how to fix it.
345
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:35,108
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
346
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:37,371
And you used that lawn mower
to start cutting grass
347
00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:39,242
in the neighborhood
and make yourself some money.
348
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:41,201
Bought your first
pair of Jordans.
349
00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:42,985
Sure did.
350
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:44,944
Only for them to be stolen
by a crackhead.
351
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:47,120
The irony. Hmm.
352
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:49,513
Yeah.
353
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:55,302
I didn't ask to be this way, Calvin.
354
00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:58,044
Not everyone wins at life.
355
00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:00,307
Look, Victor.
356
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:03,310
Everybody has
a story to tell, man.
357
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:06,226
And luckily for me,
I've been a part of yours.
358
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:08,532
I remember when you were
that scrawny little kid
359
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:10,491
who just moved
into this neighborhood.
360
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:13,276
I remember taking you
to get ice cream
361
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:16,149
when you got straight A's
in middle school.
362
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:18,194
Or hiding you from your mama
when you threw that boomerang
363
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,283
through her picture window.
364
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:23,025
Tore my butt up twice
when she found me, too.
365
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:29,249
I miss you, Mama.
366
00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:34,384
Look, man.
367
00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:37,213
I don't care about
all the stuff you've done.
368
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,346
All right, I know you.
369
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,391
The real you.
370
00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,219
And, uh...
371
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:46,179
Well, I love you too much
372
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:48,746
for this to be
how your story ends.
373
00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:50,487
But...
374
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:52,098
that's not up to me.
375
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:56,102
It's your story.
376
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:02,412
Tonight was on point, Big Mar.
377
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,153
Oh, yeah, you know,
378
00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:05,372
the best part of the night
for me was...
379
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,723
That part.
380
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:12,161
Mmm, cherry.
381
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:14,294
Good night, Big Mar.
382
00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:17,253
Uh, yeah, good, uh,
good night, Kiki.
383
00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:31,528
So, how was your date,
Nice Cube?
384
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:35,271
Man, it was exhausting.
385
00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:39,406
I had no idea
it was so hard being so hard.
386
00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:43,453
All right,
check this, little bro.
387
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,281
I know that Keisha has been
388
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:47,762
your most wanted
since we were kids... Yeah.
389
00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:49,329
But, Marty,
you don't want a woman
390
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:50,808
who doesn't dig you for you.
391
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:53,463
You're right.
392
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:56,466
And-and I-I plan on
coming clean to Keisha,
393
00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:58,773
once we're married and have
our twins, Luke and Leia.
394
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:02,124
Look, man,
you are my little brother,
395
00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:04,648
and I don't just love you,
I like you.
396
00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:07,347
And I would hope that
any woman you end up with
397
00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:09,784
would love you
and like you, too.
398
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:12,352
All right, man.
399
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:15,572
God,
400
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:18,575
if Keisha is for me,
give me a sign.
401
00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:25,756
The Lord has spoken.
402
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:29,282
Hey, I just got invited
to a release party,
403
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:31,980
and there's only one bad boy
I want by my side.
404
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,330
Oh, hell yeah, girl,
I love album release parties.
405
00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:36,463
You're so funny.
406
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:38,334
It's not an album release party.
407
00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:39,466
This is a prison release party.
408
00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:40,858
What?
409
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,469
Lil Murder Junior just got out.
410
00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:44,645
But his name is
Lil Murder Junior!
411
00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:46,429
Technicality.
412
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:48,823
It's okay if I go freshen up?
413
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,217
What?
414
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,393
:
Technicality.
415
00:18:57,962 --> 00:19:00,313
Morning, Calvin.
416
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:03,011
You want some help getting him
off your porch?
417
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,449
Nah.
Just let him sleep it off.
418
00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:10,758
Okay, I'm ready.
419
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:12,194
Ready for what?
420
00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:13,500
I'm ready to get help.
421
00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:16,416
Uh...
422
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:18,157
Did I hear what I thought
I just heard?
423
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:19,767
Yeah, Dave.
424
00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:22,291
My man Victor here said
he's ready to get help.
425
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:25,164
Our man is ready to get help.
426
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:27,514
- Our man is ready to get help!
- Guys!
427
00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:28,993
This ain't helping.
428
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:32,040
Hold on.
Let me grab my keys.
429
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,129
- Be right back.
- All right, well, come on.
Hurry up.
430
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:37,872
Hey, hey, hey. Ain't you gonna
get dressed first?
431
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,830
You can't waste time
when a man is ready.
432
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:42,833
Victor, you are in good hands
with me and Calvin.
433
00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,095
We got you.
434
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:49,536
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
435
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:51,755
Yeah, all right.
Well, back it up.
436
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,806
Okay, now we got you.
437
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:01,504
It's true. And then,
438
00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:03,158
at the party,
guns start going off,
439
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:05,204
so I hit the ground,
and Keisha says,
440
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:06,814
"Real men don't duck."
441
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:10,905
Well, sounds like
it's bye-bye, thug life,
442
00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:12,994
and hello,
Star Trek marathon.
443
00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:15,214
:
Man, hey, that's right, baby.
444
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:18,086
The geek is back.
445
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,088
Well, we knew that when
you walked in in that sweater.
446
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:25,311
Hon, you don't have
to jump a car.
447
00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:26,660
No man living off of crack
and Now and Laters
448
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,401
is gonna outdo me.
449
00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:29,924
You know what, she's right, man. Yeah.
450
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,621
- Don't do it.
- Eh?
451
00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:32,796
Until I get my camera ready.
452
00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:33,797
- Baby!
- Calvin!
453
00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:35,059
No, this is
gonna be good.
454
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:36,409
Oh, my gosh.
All right.
455
00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:38,367
- Okay.
- Go! Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, baby.
456
00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:39,890
Yeah. WorldStar!
457
00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:48,334
Aw, man.
458
00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:50,292
I didn't press record.
459
00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:51,685
You gonna have to do it again.
460
00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:04,959
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