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Hey, hon, do we have
any more crackers?
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It's 4:00-- my morning sickness
is rude as hell.
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Sorry, I ate 'em all.
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I've been having a touch
of morning sickness myself.
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Really, hon?
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Because I'm the one
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who's been literally growing
a human being
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for the past seven weeks.
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But, you know,
by all means, eat up.
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You are such an as...
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Astonishingly
thoughtful husband?
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I'll give you that.
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Now give me the crackers.
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I also got you some applesauce
and ginger tea.
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I remember how sick you were
with Grover.
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You are so sweet.
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What's wrong?
Well, I remember how sick
you were with Grover.
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So, how's your
family research going?
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Oh, my-- this Find Your Way
DNA website is amazing.
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It turns out there's
a whole world inside of my spit.
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But, you know, I have
a sixth cousin once removed
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who lives right here
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in California.
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His name is Terry B. Davis.
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Look at this guy.
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Oh!
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He's African American!
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I know.
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Kind of, uh,
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explains my dance moves, huh?
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Calm down, Dave.
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Let's not bring our milkshakes
to the yard just yet.
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I got to go tell Calvin.
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I am Black and I am proud.
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And I'm gonna say it out loud.
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Please don't go over there
bugging Calvin.
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Gemma, Calvin's my best friend.
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How could I ever bug him?
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Why are you bugging me now,
Dave?
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Calvin...
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look at this handsome fella.
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That's my cousin Terry.
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If he says that he's
a Nigerian prince
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and needs a small investment
to free up his millions,
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don't do it.
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Wait a minute. You're related
to Terry B. Davis?
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Yeah. That "B"
stands for Butler.
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No.
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That "B" stands
for "blessed."
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Calvin, we're related.
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Say what, now?
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Whoa, whoa, hold...
Let-let me see that.
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Oh, wow, Dad, it's true.
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And if Terry
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is Dave's cousin...
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And he's also
your cousin...
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That means
you are...
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Hopefully adopted.
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Bring it in, cuz!
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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I thought you were not
going over to bug Calvin.
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Ha. We are family--
I'm allowed to bug.
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What?
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Yeah, we just figured out
we're related.
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Oh, no.
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We ain't figured
out nothing yet.
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Oh, Tina, you've always felt
like family to me.
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Aw. Same here, Gemma.
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You're my sister
from another mister.
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Aw, you're my siz
from another wiz.
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That sounds nasty.
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Sorry, that sounded
way less gross in my head.
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You know, this ancestry stuff,
this isn't science.
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It's voodoo.
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It's about as legit
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as getting your fortune
out of a cookie.
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Well, Pop,
my fortune cookie told me
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my future was gonna be
a whole lot brighter.
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Maybe it meant whiter.
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Welcome to the family,
Cousin Dave.
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Dad, actually, these websites
are usually based on DNA,
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and there's nothing
more science-ier than DNA.
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"More science-ier"?
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Mm-hmm.
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Go get your diploma.
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They owe me a refund.
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No, no.
If you look real close,
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you can see that Dave and Pop
kind of favor each other.
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Look at Pop.
He got two eyes.
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Now look at Dave.
He got two eyes, too!
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No, you know what?
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No, I'm gonna get to
the bottom of this.
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I don't need DNA.
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I have a Aunt Desiray, who knows
all the family secrets.
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Yeah, she may be old, but
that bourbon keeps her sharp.
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Remember when she told us
about Uncle Gus's secret family
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that he was hiding
from his side family,
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and then the real family
found out at the funeral.
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Caused another funeral.
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Hey, why aren't you laying
down, eating bonbons,
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and watching Tamron Hall
like any sane pregnant woman?
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I wish.
I have to make cupcakes
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for Grover's Scout troop,
but-but every time
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I crack an egg I get nauseous,
and this recipe
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calls for 12 eggs. Mm.
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So that'd be a barfer's dozen?
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All right, well, okay,
all right, well, let me help.
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You know,
I could whup up some cupcakes
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that'd make you want
to slap your mama.
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The only mamas I want to slap
are those judgy troop moms.
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Is it that serious?
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Yes. If I don't hit it out
of the park with these cupcakes,
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I'd never be able to show
my face at SoulCycle again.
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You poor thing.
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It ain't easy being white,
is it?
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You have no idea.
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So, Auntie, we
invited you here
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to get some family information.
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We were wondering,
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are we related
to any Johnsons?
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Oh, boy, we Black.
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We're related to
a lot of Johnsons.
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Well, I meant
any white Johnsons.
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Come to think of it,
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back when our family was
in Tuscaloosa,
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a Black Butler-- who
happened to be a butler--
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had relations with
a white Johnson.
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Thankfully, he
skipped town,
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'cause when that
baby come out,
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no doubt
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there was some
Butler in him.
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That's not good.
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A-And that boy was
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your great-grandfather
Cofedelius.
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Wow, Pop.
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So the DNA was right.
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Damn.
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I am related to Dave.
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Ah, yes!
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Science wins again.
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Welcome, new family members
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to our first official
family dinner.
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♪ We are family
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♪ I got all my
brothers with me. ♪
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What do you think, Calvin?
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Throwing it back, old-school.
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Yeah, I'm thinking
about pulling an Uncle Gus
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and starting a new family.
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Calvin, how come
you have not responded
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to the family group chat
I started?
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Because I left that chat,
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just like I'm about to leave
this one.
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Can I take that for you?
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What? You don't think I'm
strong enough to hold a dish?
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Oh, I forgot
my pregnant woman policy:
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"Step away until Labor Day."
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Ooh, hey, guys.
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Hey, check this out.
I did more research online
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into our family history.
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Ah, yeah, we're listening,
Cousin Dave.
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It turns out
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both sides of our family own
several plots of land together.
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Oh, what? Really?
We were land barons?
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Yeah, yeah.
Look at that.
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In Tuscaloosa, Alabama.
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Hey, you know, uh, Aunt Desiray
was talking about Tuscaloosa.
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She said that
my great-grandfather
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Cofedelius had land there.
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Really? What happened to it?
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No one knows.
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All the family says is that
after he lost his land,
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he became an alcoholic.
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Uh, well, that's because
at the turn of the century,
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the banks made it impossible
for certain people to own land.
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Mm-hmm. You know
what that mean.
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Black people.
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Uh, well, hold on.
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Not necessarily.
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No, yeah, he's right.
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It's Black people.
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Oh. And Native Americans
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and Chinese.
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I'm gonna stop scrolling.
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Yeah, these records show
that Dave's side of the family
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got the land from our side.
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How much did they pay for it?
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Ooh, uh, perhaps I should
substitute the word "got"
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with "stole."
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Wait-wait-wait-wait.
So you're telling me
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Dave's family stole
from your family?
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Yes, Gemma,
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that is exactly
what they're saying.
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So, you know that Weedwacker
you borrowed three weeks ago?
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I'm gonna need that back,
plus about $7 million.
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Hey!
Hey, babe,
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you remember
how my Aunt Desiray
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was talking about my
great-grandfather Cofedelius?
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Oh, yeah, he was a mean drunk.
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Mm-hmm, you'd be mean, too,
if your name was Cofedelius.
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The point is,
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is that he didn't start drinking
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till after his land was stolen.
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Well, who stole it?
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It was
Dave's great-great-grandfather.
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Oh, Lord. We're gonna
need more than chicken
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to get us through
this dinner.
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Nothing for me.
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I'm just gonna eat
my purse crackers.
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Let us pray.
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Dear Lord, thank you
for bringing us together
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and blessing this food,
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and thank you for not
letting Dave steal it. Amen.
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Okay, all right, you know what?
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I deserve that.
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No, you don't, Dave.
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To be fair, you
didn't steal anything.
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Exactly.
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His family did.
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Dave just benefited
from the racist laws
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that gave his family land
that contributed
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to the generational wealth
that was then passed down
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to make his life
a whole lot easier.
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To be fair,
I don't think that I received
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any generational wealth.
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Uh, look, Dave,
when you turned 16,
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did you get a car?
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Yeah, but it was a beat-up
bucket with 100,000 miles on it.
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Well, guess what I got.
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Every other weekend off,
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because I had a job!
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Did-did I mention
the car had no AC?
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Kalamazoo summers were very hot.
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So were cotton fields.
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Damn it, Malcolm,
I was just about to say that.
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I guess everybody's
just gonna steal from me today.
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Oh, hey.
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Gemma.
What's going on?
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Glad you're awake.
I had a rough night.
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What's wrong, Dave?
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I just hate knowing
that my family was a part
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of America's racist past.
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I am sure Calvin
doesn't really blame you
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for crimes that were committed
hundreds of years ago.
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Oh, really?
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Every time we leave their house,
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Calvin always says,
"Good night, Dave."
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Yesterday it was just...
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"Night."
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Trust me, Gemma, he is seething!
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Give him time to process it.
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Besides,
you can't change the past.
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We can only work to fix
the future.
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Raising Grover to be
an enlightened,
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anti-racist human is
a major part of that.
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And teaching him
to put the seat down.
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00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:52,980
Or you could learn
to put the seat up. I mean...
258
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,147
Sorry, what?
259
00:11:56,984 --> 00:12:01,088
If that's something that
you felt like you wanted to do.
260
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,557
Do you smell that?
261
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:06,226
My cupcakes!
262
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,229
Okay, d-don't panic.
263
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:10,530
They... they could still--
264
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,232
aah!-- they could
still taste good.
265
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:13,366
Okay.
266
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,003
Oh! Okay, time to panic.
267
00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:18,371
Wha-What's wrong?
268
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,908
It's burning!
269
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:24,511
Geez, I thought
this was margarine.
270
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,980
I may have put wasabi in them.
271
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,217
You did. No "may."
272
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,985
You definitely did.
273
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:34,221
And wasabi's green, Gemma.
274
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,157
What kind of old margarine
are you okay with using?!
275
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,661
All right, bye, babe.
276
00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:45,098
What the hell, Dave?
277
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:47,300
Look, I'm sorry,
I just...
278
00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:50,103
feel horrible about what
my family did to yours.
279
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:51,471
Well, you should.
280
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,306
Now I got to get to my shop.
281
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,976
Unless your family
stole that, too.
282
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,078
Look, I just...
283
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:01,514
How could they have been
so mean and coldhearted?
284
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,550
Well, it was the 1800s.
285
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,652
White folks didn't have
to pretend to be nice
286
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,454
to Black folks back then.
287
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,622
Just... first...
288
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,158
Okay, Dave, move,
289
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:12,725
before I forget
you're one of the good ones.
290
00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:14,594
Just hear me out.
291
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:19,199
Now, I know I can't make up for
hundreds of years of oppression,
292
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,868
but please...
293
00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:24,371
consider these my attempt
at reparations.
294
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:27,707
Dave, I appreciate your offer,
295
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:30,243
but you can't make this right.
296
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,245
So you don't want
these Dodger tickets?
297
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,448
Second row,
behind home plate?
298
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:37,784
Oh.
299
00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:40,888
Well, I don't want 'em, but...
300
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:44,124
I'll accept them
on behalf of my ancestors.
301
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,326
What's that,
Great-Granddaddy?
302
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:49,396
We could also use
a parking pass?
303
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:57,104
These aren't so bad.
304
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,945
What unholy nightmare is this?
305
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:08,281
Cupcakes never had
a chance, Miss Tina.
306
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:11,251
Had a good run, Mom.
Can't stay on top forever.
307
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,386
Just ask A-Rod.
308
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,457
Grover's troop meets in an hour.
309
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,492
I really thought
I could do it myself.
310
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,529
Mm, well, it's too bad
no one offered to help you.
311
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,364
Multiple times.
312
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,433
I know, and I appreciate it.
313
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:27,434
I just didn't want Grover
314
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,536
to think that
I'd be there for him any less
315
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,438
now that there's a new baby
on the way.
316
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,773
Look, I get it,
but accepting help doesn't mean
317
00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,775
that you love him any less.
318
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,777
I guess you're right.
319
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,947
Okay, so I'm
officially asking.
320
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:42,815
Can I please get some
of your Black girl magic?
321
00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:44,784
Oh, I thought you
would never ask.
322
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:47,820
Let's see what
we're working with. Okay.
323
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:50,523
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
324
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,824
Uh...
325
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:56,529
I still have baking chocolate,
flour, mayonnaise, and...
326
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:57,797
some Pop-Tarts.
327
00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,666
That's it?
328
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:03,836
Oh. And some edible
strawberry massage oil
329
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,772
we got for our anniversary.
330
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,440
Ooh.
331
00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:09,676
Strawberry massage oil.
332
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:13,846
This is like
Fifty Shades of Hell's Kitchen.
333
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,991
♪ Ooh, yeah.
334
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,743
Four dozen cupcakes?
335
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,712
Oh, you're a lifesaver!
336
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,080
With five minutes
to spare.
337
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:49,849
Black girl magic delivered.
338
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:54,621
Is it me, or do they
look like little butts?
339
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,524
Does your little butt
want it or not?
340
00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:58,658
Yes, I do.
341
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,393
Thank you, Miss Tina.
342
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:03,430
They smell like strawberries.
343
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,798
Oh, well,
that is a chef's secret.
344
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:08,568
Mm-hmm.
And your parents' secret, too.
345
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,206
Mama!
346
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,942
Dave is power-washing
the driveway again.
347
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,610
Tell him to stop.
348
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:18,811
Yep, well, now
he's out there
349
00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:19,912
weeding your roses.
350
00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:22,815
Tell him after he's done.
351
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,055
: Hey.
Oh, hey.
352
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,222
Oh, how did it go?
353
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,058
Did they like my cupcakes?
354
00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:32,792
Liked? They loved them!
355
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,695
I got a cooking badge,
and I didn't even make them!
356
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,231
Well, no surprise there.
357
00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:40,567
My mama knows how
to put her foot in it.
358
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,070
Well, that Black
girl magic is real.
359
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:44,904
I even confessed
they were yours,
360
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,173
and nobody gave me the side-eye.
361
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:47,774
The troop moms
loved them so much,
362
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,742
they want to pay you
to bake some more.
363
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:53,246
Oh, well, I do love baking,
but I just do it as a hobby.
364
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,747
Cheryl's having a party tomorrow,
365
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,916
and she wants to pay you
60 bucks a dozen
366
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,151
for five dozen.
367
00:16:58,185 --> 00:16:59,552
Wait a minute.
368
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:04,524
That's halfway
to a Chanel brooch.
369
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:08,228
Well, looks like my hobby
just turned into a side hustle.
370
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,672
Aah!
371
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,145
Oof!
372
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,846
Gemma!
373
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,183
Somebody!
374
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,818
Help!
375
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,693
Aah!
376
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:48,034
Oh. Hey-hey, man.
377
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,869
You okay?
378
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,971
Yeah.
379
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,773
Little hurt, but, uh...
380
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,343
just paying for the sins
of my fathers, so...
381
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,779
What were you
doing up there?
382
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,414
I was cleaning your gutters.
383
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,416
No judgment, but it was
high time somebody did.
384
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,918
Look, okay, all right,
that's it, stop it.
385
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:06,819
Please. All right,
386
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:09,389
no more cleaning,
no more Dodgers tickets,
387
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,691
and no more fruit smoothies.
388
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:15,061
Calvin, I still need to fix
what my family did.
389
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:17,264
Look...
390
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:20,667
I'm not gonna lie.
It bothered me.
391
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:24,204
But I talked to Tina
about it, and...
392
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:27,274
I realized I shouldn't be
directing my anger at you.
393
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:30,277
All right? This is
so much bigger than me and you.
394
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:33,780
It's such a ugly reflection
on the history of our country.
395
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:36,183
I mean, people degraded
each other
396
00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:37,784
and they took from each other...
397
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,986
I mean, mainly your people
from mine, but...
398
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,955
...I digress.
399
00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:47,294
But you aren't responsible
400
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:50,062
for what happened 150 years ago.
401
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:52,932
Yeah, but I still feel
like I need to do something.
402
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:56,203
You know, I joined the national
movement for reparations.
403
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,471
I sent five Black people
who I don't even know
404
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,473
money through a Cash App.
405
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,875
Why didn't you send me some?
406
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:04,877
Well, I tried,
but you blocked me.
407
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,214
Oh, yeah, my bad.
408
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:10,217
But you see, Dave,
409
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:11,851
your first instinct
410
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:14,221
is to try to fix something
that you didn't even do.
411
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:16,489
You're a good person.
412
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:18,090
I mean,
you're always there for me
413
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:21,127
every time I open my door,
whether I want it or not.
414
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:25,965
You marched with us
when Trey got falsely arrested.
415
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,501
You even ran for office
to help this neighborhood.
416
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,570
Got your ass kicked.
417
00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:32,905
But you ran.
418
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:36,276
And that's why, to me,
you're more of a second cousin
419
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,578
than a sixth cousin.
420
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:41,348
Thanks, Calvin.
421
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,849
That means a lot.
422
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,451
Yeah, don't worry about it.
423
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:46,419
Whoa, whoa.
Oh, okay.
424
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:48,054
Man, you really
are hurt, huh?
425
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:50,623
Yeah, that was a
pretty nasty fall.
426
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:53,293
Look, Dave,
I know that you fell in my yard,
427
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:57,464
but since we're family now,
you can't sue me.
428
00:19:57,964 --> 00:19:59,366
Sorry, Cousin Dave.
429
00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:06,539
Okay, now, before we all
get lost in our grooves,
430
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:08,708
uh, I just wanted to
say how honored we are
431
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:11,444
to be a part
of your family TikTok challenge.
432
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,280
Okay, Dave, enough.
Would you just hit
433
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,282
the damn button.
Okay, all right...
434
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:22,188
Hey! Hey!
435
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:28,995
♪ We are family
436
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:33,199
♪ I got all my sisters with me
437
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:37,570
♪ Everyone can see
438
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,639
♪ We're together
439
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:42,442
♪ As we walk on by
440
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:43,443
♪ And
441
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:44,711
♪ And we fly
442
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,547
♪ Just like birds of a feather
443
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,081
♪ I won't tell...
444
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:51,250
There ain't no way he's got
some Black in him, baby.
445
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:54,053
♪ We are family
446
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,322
♪ Yeah, yeah-ee
447
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:56,856
♪ I got all my sisters
with me. ♪
448
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,029
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