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I got an offer on my place. We could
start over. Find our style as a couple.

If I move, how do I know I'll be happy
there? Sounds like our mothers had a few

things in common.

Tell me more.

Let's just say she did a number on me.
My husband ran a few businesses in the

Arconia, and Lester worked for him.
Lester didn't want to tell me much about

what he did. He didn't feel good about
the job, but you think somebody killed

husband? Could I take you out to dinner?

I have no evidence that you're actually
a good guy. We were just a bunch of rich

people hashing out of bed. The same one
we were trying to settle the last time

we were in that gaming parlor. The night
your doorman died, we played for a very

big contract.

One of you is planning to build New York
City's first casino. I think I'll start

renovations with Oliver's apartment.

What are you talking about?

That offer on your place was for me. I'm
the one buying up all the apartments

here. You're turning the Arconia into a
casino?

For thousands of years, men have

sung about luck being a lady.

In Carmina Verona, Carl Orff obsesses
over Fortuna, the goddess of fortune.

Frank Sinatra prayed for luck to be a
lady, but still worried she'd go blow on

some other guy's dice.

Men love to blame anything in their life
that they can't control.

Their bad luck on ladies.

Well, listen, you animals, next round is
on me, all right?

Blown into scotches and old enough to be
kissed or drafted.

Uh -oh.

Queen of decor has noticed my cracked
leather.

Worst day of my life.

It has character.

You're just being sweet.

This place has seen better days. Hey,
get lost.

I know what she likes.

Interested in a makeover?

What are you thinking?

Bangs or a shag? For the casino, you
goof.

I could help.

Give it a woman's touch.

What about this idea?

Let me host a private ladies' night in
here.

Once a month. A night without cigars.

Or loud men hitting on us.

Don.

I love ladies.

But don't worry. I never hit on them.

Unless they want me to.

And if they want you to?

Oh, then I make them a drink.

We have to move out because of a casino?

Do you remember what I had to do to hold
on to my apartment?

I burned a man.

I set fire to a dear friend.

Plus, I bought a Peloton.

Oh, my gosh, see?

Oh, I'm taking a dance cardio class, and
we're using one of your songs for a

routine. I would show it to you, but
it's got a lot of thrusting. It's not

appropriate for a lady.

Unnecessary. Maybe, Tisa, my new old
friend, I got you and however many plus

ones you want tickets to a party
tonight.

I'd totally come with, but we both know
I just get drunk, and tomorrow I'm in a

music video where I have to operate
heavy machinery.

Thank you so much. I just, I have a lot
of K stuff.

No, Chica, this is K stuff.

It's an impossible invite to get. It's a
ladies' night for important ladies like

moi, and it's literally in the building.
You get into, like, a closet or

something. Sort of like a speakeasy. Ooh
la la.

What? And Nikki's dead. Wait, who's
throwing this party? That brings me to

interesting to tell you numero trois.

It's thrown by Camilla White.

Oh!

Okay, so the Arconia has 165 units.

Camilla owns 82.

Okay, so one half of that is one and
zero and wait for the decimal.

Camilla currently owns... 49%. I can't
believe how close I was to selling to

Camilla. A lot of people sold. And now
she only needs one more apartment and

she'll own 51 % of the building. Stop
doing math.

We have to save our home.

What are we going to do? What am I going
to do?

Loretta wants to move.

She's made an impossible amount of
Pinterest boards for our future home

her seemingly endless delay at the
airport.

She's still at the airport?

Loretta is coping with having lost
everything in a fire. And if I tell her

don't want to start over, she's going to
feel forced into a home that she didn't

want for the rest of her marriage. And
I'm getting a divorce. Well, if we lose

the building, you don't have to worry
about that.

Is anyone else thinking of selling?

I'll dig around.

Guy!

Camilla is throwing a ladies' night in
the gaming parlor.

Ladies' night, perfect. We're saved.

I'm sorry, why is this perfect?

Ha, ha, ha.

Mabel doesn't understand the power of
ladies' night because she doesn't have

lady friends. I'll explain it to her.

See, when the ladies get together
without the gentlemen, they start

a bunch of hens. They drink and they
talk about boys. Yap, yap, yap, yap,

yap, yap, yap, yap.

And you'll connect with Camilla on a new
level, a female level.

She'll tell you everything.

Does it?

Work that way? No. Also, how did we get
this invite?

Oh, right. From my lady friend.

You should bring a party favor.

Matching personalized necklaces.

Yeah, I'll bring some tampons. Mabel,
please don't swear.

I really thought we had made more
progress than this.

If only you two were ladies.

Not to worry. You don't have to tootsie.
I got this.

Tootsie is a movie where a guy... I
don't care.

Hey, baby, are you still at Terminal 2?

Well, I lost my sense of self in Hudson
News.

It seems like three years ago. But,
yeah, my body is still in the airport.

Which brings me to a request.

Might you delay your return to New
Zealand by one day?

Mabel's been invited to a murderous
billionaire's ladies' night.

Mabel doesn't know the first thing about
ladies' nights.

Oh, my God. Now they've canceled all.

They canceled all the international
flights, so, yeah, I'm on my way, okay?

What if we come at this from two
directions?

Charles and I save the building by going
door to door convincing people not to

sell. And the ladies get Camilla gabbing
about murder on ladies' night.

Charles, an extremely rich and violent
woman is not going to just start gabbing

with me because we're both women.

Fair point. But what if, as they say,
you rose all day her?

Okay. That was sexist.

But what if you bring a glam squad?

Women love to talk to their manicurist.
Happens every time I go to my

manicurist. Look who I found.

Whoa, what is this duo?

What's up, ladies?

This is great.

I haven't seen her since she arrested me
for murder.

My plan is canceled. Her plan is
canceled.

And I told her all about the thing. The
plan and the ladies' night and

everything. And she said she wanted to
come and help save the Arconia. Really?

No, I wanted to go on my fucking
vacation.

Do you know I'm supposed to be in Cabo
right now with my lady and my baby? This

would have been the first fucking time
that we would have had a chance to get

away because that little shit was born.
And I would have finally got a massage.

So you two are joining ladies night?

Yeah. Yeah.

Because I'll be damned if I get a call
saying, oh my God, I couldn't get a

confession. I fucked up.

So I just said, you know what? Fuck, I'm
going to be here myself and do what we

need to do.

Plus, I do know my way around the cart
table.

What? That's a new twist. Oh, yeah. I
worked at this bust out joint and I

learned how to cold deck. Cold deck?

What is that? Oh, yeah. Don't even worry
about it. Let me do my job. So this is

what we're going to do.

I am going to get Camilla to get on this
losing streak, right? And then we will

get that confession.

How will losing get her to confess?

It'll rattle her, put her on tilt.

What's tilt? Tilt is the emotionally
unstable state a gambler enters after a

losing streak. They make bad decisions,
like talking too much.

Well, I support a plan that involves
something other than us all just having

uterus. I'm learning here that you're a
card guy, is that right?

Yeah. When I was a kid, my mother would
throw card games, and I was good at

magic and sleight of hand, so she'd have
me deal, and I'd help her cheat. You

never mentioned you did magic.

Was that because it's embarrassing?

Oh, yeah.

So those nights I helped my mom win, I
think that was probably the only time

ever showed me any real affection.

Well, there it is.

There is your addiction to sexy villains
origin story.

See, you had a shady -ass mom who only
gave you love when you helped her cheat.

So love only felt like love when it was,
you know, coming from a criminal.

Oh, my God. I think that's right.

Yeah, that's right. Have you not been to
a therapist?

Yeah, once.

Waste of time.

He said, you only hear things you want.

And then he told me a bunch of stuff I
didn't even want to hear.

All right, let's get crack -a -lacking.
So this is what we're going to do.

Maura, you're going to have the most
difficult job of all. I am going to deal

you winning hands, and you are going to
have to smile.

Nothing makes a loser crazier than
everybody else happy and winning. Maybe,

let's see that smile.

Oh.

Let's tease.

Okay, if that doesn't work, I have
another idea for how to get Camilla to

confess. What if I talk to ghosts?

Uh -huh.

Um, say more about that.

Well, I've told you about my talents as
a medium.

You sure haven't.

Surely you know about my first New York
roommate, Celery Wisp.

I sure don't.

Celery. Celery was a psychic who worked
out of our studio apartment, so I

absorbed a lot. And she told me that my
natural intuition as an actor was

so good.

that I, too, have the gift.

But I've never used it. Anyway, I was at
the airport, and I saw this magazine

about Camilla.

And it turns out she is woo -woo to the
point of cuckoo. But you aren't, he

asked.

Camilla believes that she is the
reincarnation of her great -grandmother,

aristocrat brought by her pioneer
husband to Nevada during the gold rush.

I read about this. It's why she wears
the gloves. It's her grandmother's

signature accessory. Yes.

Yes. What if I just channel that spirit?

Certainly they can get her to talk.

You know?

Well, we really didn't know each other
that well before we got married, did we?

I know. Fun, right?

Yeah.

Okay. Well, Scooby, do it. Boys
upstairs, girls down.

I really hope this works because a lot
of people are going to lose their homes

without a plan for a second chapter like
we have.

We are so lucky.

Okay, ladies, come on. It's time to go
to Nasty Gal. Time to dress these ten.

Come on, boys.

Oh, yes, it's lady night.

And the feeling's right. Oh, yes, it's
lady night. Oh, what a night.

Hey.

Hi, Rady.

Oh, guys, this is Brady, Huster's wife.

What are you doing here?

Well, truthfully, I haven't slept since
you told me my husband was murdered, and

I just want to help.

Perfect. Perfect, because we're on our
way to confront your husband's murderer

right now. No, no, no, no, no, no. All
we know is that she was there that night

and pulled a gun on us because she wants
to turn our home into a casino. So

she's not not violent, but I... I'm
coming. No, ma 'am. No. If this woman

there the night my husband was killed, I
want to be there when she explains

herself. Right.

Okay. Well,

we have to stay under the radar. Yeah.
We are just some ladies at a game night.

Here, put this on.

This will make you look sparkly. Thank
you. You missed our ladies shopping

montage. Sorry, sorry. Okay, you guys,
let's just be really, really clear here,

okay? So it's ladies night, right?

No tears, yes margaritas, right?

Do you think you can do that?

Yeah. Go for it. Okay, okay. The

whole

floor is empty. It's crazy.

Let's try the next one up. Of course, if
my psychic wife were here, she could

tell us where to go.

Okay, be honest. Did I marry a woo -woo?
Hey, you're still doing better than me.

Oh, Randall says come to the lobby. Oh,
good. Maybe he's got to leave.

Why would I pick women like my mother?
She was a mess. I've got a broken

Broke my picker once. Do not date an
acrobat.

All right, ladies. No more fat.

Seven out.

Want to hit on that?

Look at this place.

Look at all these rich people. My
husband died taking care of... I'm

Rady, but we need to be fun.

Let's split up so that Camilla shows up.
She won't know that we're together.

Where the hell did Williams go?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. There's Jim and
it's just... I'm going to go quick and

go see if she wants to be on burn unit
as a sexy horseman.

What a crack crew.

What do we do if Williams doesn't show
up?

Oh, she showed up. All right, ladies,
hit them and kiss them.

The name of the game is my age, 21.

Dude, why did you get the vet and
where's the real dealer?

Uh, Chrissy's in a better place.

So I decided it might be better if I
just deal, okay? So Maura, I need you to

remember, please do not grill this lady
until I've shaken her up, okay? I don't

want her ditching the table. Remember,
big win, celebration, smile.

Oh, hello, Ms. White. The number of game
nights you people crash.

Well, I was on the list this time.

Are you with her?

No.

No, I'm all alone.

Miss, a margarita's for these strangers.

So, y 'all want a jacket black?

Fine. I'll take your money along with
your home.

Let's play.

Mr. Savage, Mr. Putnam, Dr.

Stanley here also sold his apartment to
Miss White. What? So Camilla owns 51 %?

Not yet. It's still an escrow. Closes
tomorrow.

Which is at midnight. Tonight.

Unless he reconsiders. You can't sell.
Your apartment will give a billionaire a

majority stake in our beloved Arconia.
Which she is turning into a casino. A

casino?

Manhattan will become Atlantic City.
Working people stripped of their

Seedy pawn shops. Exactly.

I'm a therapist.

That's a lot of new clients.

But what about your beloved Arconia?

It's not really my Arconia anymore. Most
of the people I was close to have moved

out or were murdered.

Well, we're still here.

Say, why don't we all have a drink at
Charles?

Just us building bros.

I've got a lot to get done. Well, what
if we paid you? Oliver could definitely

use some therapy. Me?

Charles only dates his mother. Yeah.

Fun. Disturbing.

Hmm.

How about a little last day twofer?

There you go. All right, place your
bets.

Good evening, everyone.

Salary, please.

Just in from Des Moines.

And oh my, I can feel the good fortune
so whirling around this table.

Right.

Tough call, Ms. White.

You both.

Oh, whoa!

This is ladies night. Yay!

Okay.

Split them.

Okay. No, no, I'm sensing you shouldn't
do that. I can actually feel the carbs

if you ever need my help.

Oh.

Listen, let the woman speak to the
queen. She wants to speak to the queen.

wants to speak to the queen. She wants
to speak to the queen. Okay.

Oh, bust.

I should have listened to, um, Valerie.

Valerie.

Oh, I'm 21.

I'm so lucky.

Everything about my life is so lucky.

Bust again.

Oh, don't worry about me.

Tonight, I'm a winner.

No matter how much I lose.

I should strangle you with this jaunty
scarf.

Sitting there winning while my husband's
in the cold ground.

We're gonna go.

I think it's time.

Of course she's yours.

Hey, I'm not done with you two.

Okay, let's go. We're going.

Poor woman.

Do you know what she was going on about?

No idea.

Place your bet.

I'm sorry, I couldn't be fun at ladies'
night.

Oh, no, it's okay. It's not really my
forte either.

Dean Lester's hat, after all.

You know what I wish was in here?

His old elevator crank.

Oh, yeah?

I assumed you had it.

No.

Okay, well, we'll add it to the list of
things you need to find.

Hey, if you find a stray finger, I know
a cute possible criminal who's looking,

but... Mabel, I've never heard you talk
about a boy's finger before.

Who's this?

No. No, no, no, no. We are investigating
a crime. I'm not going to talk about

boys just because it's ladies' night.

Oh, bad luck again, Ms. White.

She's cheating.

Excuse me? What? She's double -dealing,
I thought.

No wonder you keep losing.

She's lying. She's winning. Why would
she lie?

Get her out of here.

Come with me.

I'm glad to know my luck hasn't gotten
so bad after all.

If I may.

If you are open, I can sometimes be a
bridge between two people who need

to say something to each other.

And I'm feeling that someone like that
for you here.

Might be my great -grandmother.

She's happy.

She's in me.

Hello, Evangeline. Yes, I see. But not
her.

It's someone different, a different
person. Perhaps someone who made you,

um, martinis.

Tell me more.

So, who wants to start?

First, talk about this move.

Listen, I was thinking of selling. But
you don't leave your home just because

it's seen better days. You fix it.

Let's focus on you two.

Charles, there was mention of trouble
around your romantic choices.

Would you say that's true of your
current relationship?

Oh, no.

I'm married to a lady.

A crazy lady.

Hey, yo, Putnam, you need to check that
wife of yours. Make sure she stay in her

lane, all right? I'm getting sick of all
these weird -ass European accents. What

happened? Why are you dressed like a
dealer?

Oh, well... Wait, what's happening?

We're in the middle of a therapy
session.

Would you like to join?

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, I, um... I think that'll make
me feel better. Uh -huh.

So where were we? Charles want to fuck
his mom. Okay, proceed from there.

Even though it is so crowded tonight,
yes, I am sensing so many ghosts

in this room.

And yes, there is one here for you.

There she is, my big winner.

How's your night going, doll?

There's no other man on Earth who'd get
away with calling me doll.

Well, he could call me doll any time.

Nicky, there's something you deserve to
know.

Baddeed.

He's trying to build New York City's
first official casino.

What? And then Flug got competitive and
made his own bid to impress Daddy.

These dickwads, they play in my game.

Push me out of my city.

Over my dead fucking body.

It sounds like anyone who wants to build
a casino here has to get rid of Nikki

first.

I have an offer for you. What if I buy
enough of the Arconia to have a

controlling stake?

Would you want to expand?

Build a casino here that kept the spirit
of old New York alive with wood and

brass and dress codes? The Velvet Room,
just as it is. the VIP space forever.

We could do it.

Together.

You were sweet on him.

You know, this place is my wife's
family's legacy. I couldn't

sell.

Oh, well.

Sounded like you and your wife might be
separating.

Well, you know, we're going through a
rough patch, but...

But I love her.

You know, they want me in the office.

Can we maybe talk about this later?

I want to start buying apartments.

In the Arconia to all of them.

Every time I would help her win, she
would take me out to eat. And she would

me get an appetizer. And she never let
anyone get an appetizer. And to get

something out of my mother that no one
else could, that was the same feeling I

had when...

When Jan decided to kiss me instead of
kill me. Sure.

Validation from someone reluctant to
give it is gratifying. But is it serving

you? And sometimes Jan did try to kill
you. But how does knowing why I chose

these women help me stop?

What romantic relationship are you
jealous of?

Don't get me wrong.

Jealousy is an underrated emotion.

Sometimes it is the very thing that we
need to aim for something.

Well, honestly?

The relationship I'm most jealous of is
Oliver and Loretta.

Really?

Even though I know nothing about her and
I'm afraid to tell her where I want to

live? Well, that's not the relationship.

That's you being afraid.

I mean, you're basically an insecure guy
who covers it with bravado. Oh, that

was very good. There we go.

Continue. Okay.

Fine.

I am afraid.

Oh, Mama.

I'm bad afraid.

Wow.

Admitting that, I do feel a weight off
my shoulders.

I think you should tell Loretta how you
feel.

Look at that. You're onto something
beautiful.

Well, think about it, Grover. Right?

Will moving actually serve you?

Well, I think...

I feel.

I feel lonely and

insecure that even though it's my job to
connect with

people that I don't actually know how.

You don't know how to, no. And I've been
putting this on the building and maybe

it's really on me.

So, in fact, you selling your place
would be... A mistake.

A mistake. I'm not going anywhere. I'm
going to stay here with my friends. I'm

not going to run.

We did it. There you go.

It's 12 .15.

Eskimos closed.

Wait, so does that mean we're too late?

So, unless the ladies had better luck.

The Arconia is gone.

If it's any help, I'm not going to
charge you for going over.

You had feelings for Mickey, but he was
loyal to his wife. That wouldn't rage

anyone. Maybe even make them do
something they regretted.

Didn't think I was this person.

You're not a bad person.

You just need to unburden yourself.

And we closed on the last apartment in
two weeks.

Nikki, where have you been? The whole
city's looking for you. Yeah, listen,

in, okay?

If my wife didn't want me to fuck her
family legacy, she shouldn't have fucked

someone else.

What? So, are you splitting up?

How did you find out?

I saw her.

I saw them.

Who was it?

It was pathetic.

Come on, let's go make some money.

I'll get started.

We are going to build the world's most
beautiful casino.

And then we're going to toast with two
beautiful martinis.

You just tell me what you want me to do.

I need a private game.

Saturday night.

Just me and Bash and Flug.

We can do this together.

Soon.

Almost had everything we wanted.

Fucking doorman.

Doorman? What doorman?

Doorman.

Ladies, night's over.

Lester loved it when he got a glimpse
out these windows.

Bird's eye view.

And now I get it.

Oliver.

God.

Camilla got 51%. Our building is gone.

We lost our podcast.

We lost this building. I feel completely
out of control in

every aspect of my life. I can't stop
thinking about this dumb, rich

boy who may have killed or frozen a
human.

Listen, if you murdered my husband, I
say don't dig him.

It's fair.

But if he didn't, and I don't think
you'd like him if he did, then maybe

try not to worry so much about being in
control because not one of us,

not one of us is.

Not the poor wife of the doorman who
died or the richest, most powerful

person in all the world.

And fighting that, that's where real
misery comes from.

Good for you.

Rainy.

I still think that we can solve Lester's
murder.

Would you like to see our box of clues?

Oh, I was hoping for a bigger box.

No, I'm so sorry. We're trying.

Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.

Look.

Mr. Bird whistle.

Peace.

Baby, I know you're so upset. See me in
your dreams.

Singing this song, it's in your head
when you go to sleep.

You wish that you were me. Betcha wish
that you were me.

Mabel, wonderful timing. What happened
at ladies' night?

We talked about boys.

Yep, yep, yep. What are you talking
about? Yep, yep, yep. The whole time

your boys' night, all you did was talk
about ladies. So please. Turns out

Detective Williams is the best therapist
I have ever had.

No, it was you. You were ready to hear.

I have been telling you what's wrong
with you ever since day one.

But on a real note, guys, I really want
to say I'm sorry about your home.

Hopefully, we're not just downstairs
eliciting a murder confession via

fairy, and the Holy Ghost. No.

I didn't get a murder confession.

Well, that's okay.

Good try.

Listen, she's tough enough to crack.

But I did find out.

that Nicky's wife was having an affair,
which he only just learned about in the

week that he went missing.

Also, Nicky and Camilla had partnered up
to turn the Arconia into New York's

first casino.

Yeah, and Camilla had done that because
she was in love with him.

Oh, and Camilla said, Fucking toy man.

So Lester might not have been killed for
what he saw, but he might have been

more involved.

That's amazing.

Are you actually psychic?

Well,

you did it.

And it sounds like I'm going to have a
shit ton of work to do in the morning.

But you know what? No.

I'm going to put into practice what you
guys taught me today.

I'm going to get a big or small lady to
walk on my back for four hours straight.

Oh, and I also found this in Nikki's
office.

Is that Lester's elevator crank? Oh,
Jesus.

There's blood.

Did you just find the murder weapon?

Maybe.

I love every new thing I've learned
about you today. No notes.

Tell that to Jen Aniston. Do you know
that she passed on being an arsonist in

our show?

Is she a little bit crazy, you think?

I went to therapy, and they're forcing
me to tell you something.

You don't want to move.

I told you I'm psychic.

Also, you didn't follow me back on
Pinterest.

I'm sorry.

I didn't tell you.

But it doesn't matter. It's gone anyway.

We'll make a new home.

You're going to save the day.

You're going to do it the same way you
always do, by being smart and sharp and

almost always by mistake.

Yes, yes, yes.

Now I have to go back to New Zealand to
make fake love to a phony fireman.

Take her home.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Rachel! We sent you something else. I
got a notification on my... Oh, you're

here. I got a notification on my birding
app that Lester's favorite bird was in

the courtyard.

But it wasn't...

Whistle! While I smoke on to Aunt Mabel.

Yep.

Oh, it was ladies' night, Grandpa.

Now, that whistle activated the bird
camera that Lester and I had set up that

gets turned on by birdsong. Okay, now
it's pointed right at the fountain, so

catches the little buggers when they
come in for a cold beverage.

A camera bash doesn't control? And it
stores video all the way back to the

my Lester died.

Can't see anything.

Can you make it bigger?

Can you rewind it more so we can see how
he fell in? No, it only records after

Birdsong. I can't believe he kept
blowing that whistle. I must have been

to make sure that the cameras were
recording.

He wanted to make sure we saw this.

Some people wait their whole lives for
luck.

Wait a second.

And it never comes.

When Camilla said...

She didn't mean Lester.

She meant Randall.

Some people get impatient.

And they do what it takes to get some
luck for themselves.